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Think about it: we’re a species that invented both Shakespeare and the phrase “yeet.” We put a man on the moon, but still can’t figure out how to make women’s pockets bigger than two centimeters. As a society, we don’t make much sense, so it’s only fitting that the internet we ended up with was never going to be a calm, rational place.

Which brings us to the Facebook group “Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help.” It’s a beautiful collection of random posts that defy all logic, yet still manage to be hilarious, mostly because they make you wonder if you're losing your grip on reality or if your reading skills just completely gave up.

Don’t question it. Just let your brain melt a little. Scroll down for the best of the worst, and upvote the ones that left you the most confused.

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    #2

    Road safety sign with confusing English text about accidents, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand.

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    TheOGpandaHavana
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is 1000% the truth. 100% statistical fact! I'm not sure what driving has to do with it but it is important to drive carefully.

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    Around 86% of the world’s population can read today, according to UNESCO. That’s billions of people who’ve mastered one of the most important skills humans can learn.

    But as the posts in “Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help” prove, being able to read doesn’t always mean what you’re reading will make any sense.

    And in this case, that’s the whole point. These linguistic disasters are meant to make you laugh, while reading itself remains the tool we rely on to understand everything else in daily life.

    #3

    Mixed embroidery text on fabric confusing readers, paired with a pot lid meme illustrating brain break humor.

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    TheOGpandaHavana
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes sense to me. He definitely lid! They always be lidding!

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    #4

    Sign with confusing text offering a free one-month wife trial, illustrating people broke their brain trying to understand.

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    Littlemiss
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband doesn't need ideas BP

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    Learning to read is actually a pretty interesting process. Unlike spoken language, which humans naturally develop, reading has to be explicitly taught. Our brains weren’t designed for it.

    You could give a toddler a stack of books and they’d never figure out how to read them without instruction. But once we learn, it becomes remarkably fast. According to research published in the Journal of Neuroscience, the brain can begin processing written words within 100 milliseconds of seeing them, faster than it takes to blink.

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    Confusing elevator sign with unclear instructions causing people to break their brain trying to understand the message.

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    Kali Chaos
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    14 hours ago (edited)

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    Only block the elevator door sensors with your arm or hand while loading luggage, using objects can damage the elevator. Please make sure their whole arm or hand is blocking the sensor at bellybutton height, so the sensor is not partially blocked. (...I could be totally and completely wrong.) °Not sure why this comment is hidden. Be safe in elevators.

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    The brain does this through a region called the Visual Word Form Area, located in the left hemisphere. This tiny patch of neurons becomes specialized for recognizing written words and letter combinations.

    Before we learn to read, this area is typically used for recognizing faces and objects. Reading fundamentally changes how this part of our brain functions.

    #8

    Confusing text post asking a nonsensical question with a comment about almost having a seizure, illustrating brain breaks.

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    Val
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Little Caesar's close at 8 on Sundays??

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    What makes reading even more impressive is how efficiently our brains process words. According to research in cognitive psychology, we recognize letters within a word largely in parallel rather than reading letter by letter.

    Studies have shown that we’re actually better at identifying letters when they appear in words compared to when we see them in isolation. This is called the Word Superiority Effect, and it helps explain why skilled readers can process text so quickly.

    #12

    Image showing a meme comparing sizes of burger and soda with a map, illustrating a brain-breaking reading moment.

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    TheOGpandaHavana
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂 You know they're American when they don't even know their own geography and are too lazy to double check they're own meme. But as a native Oregonian, I'm feeling both seen and disrespected.

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    This is also why typos are so hard to spot in our own writing. Our brain is incredibly good at autocorrecting based on context and prediction. We see what we expect to see rather than what’s actually there.

    In an interview with Wired, Dr. Tom Stafford explains that proofreading is difficult because our brain treats reading as a high-level task focused on meaning, not individual letters.

    #14

    Confusing workplace memo with jumbled sentences, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand what they read.

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    Lotekguy
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This message brought to you by the same people who write assembly instructions.

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    #15

    Funny meme with a shoebill bird playing on words, showing confusion and brain struggles to understand text.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very acute. Or possibly obtuse. It's certainly not right!

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    Reading also changes how we think. Studies have shown that literate people process information differently than non-literate people, even when the task has nothing to do with reading.

    A 2017 study in Science Advances found that learning to read reorganizes brain connectivity patterns, affecting how we process spoken language and even visual information.

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    Despite how automatic reading feels for most of us, it takes years to master. Think of how much time it takes children to become truly fluent readers. And even then, we continue refining our reading skills throughout our lives as we encounter new vocabulary, writing styles, and contexts.

    In fact, research suggests vocabulary, a key part of strong reading comprehension, can keep growing well into later adulthood, often into the mid-60s.

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    #22

    Text image explaining correct usage of they're, there, and their, highlighting common language confusion that breaks the brain.

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    Savannah greenleaf
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They seem to have at least mastered confidence.

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    The fact that humans learned how to read at all is genuinely amazing. We look at little squiggles on a page or screen, and our brains instantly turn them into sounds, ideas, and full stories.

    Most of the time it feels effortless, but that’s only because the skill is so well practiced. When you stop and think about it, it’s kind of wild that a handful of lines can carry meaning at all.

    #24

    Man with large tattoo saying nothing is matter and metalllicca with a snake, showing a funny broken brain reading misunderstanding.

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    TheOGpandaHavana
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, everything is matter! And nothing else matters!

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    #26

    Staircase with confusing text meant to perplex readers, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand what they read.

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    timhood
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just installed out-of-order. It's supposed to read: "At 3rd floor, hit yourself. You will thank us 3 months from now." 💀

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    #28

    Protester holding sign saying I am a free man not a number at a crowd gathering, highlighting confusion and misunderstanding.

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    Douglas Gold
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am not a number, I am a free man. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own." Patrick McGoohan

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    #29

    Confusing sign showing smoking bare feet pets prohibited in building, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least put socks on Porkus when cooking her in the big green egg next to the couch! There are rules

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    #30

    Car rear window with humorous stickers and a Texas-themed decal, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe the one about Ted Cruz eating the person's son.

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    #31

    Woman holding a handwritten sign about Elon Musk's wealth, reflecting on comprehension struggles with complex statements.

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    cugel.
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if he had the 8 quadrillion to do this, he ain't doing it.

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    #32

    Confusing text message exchange showing people struggling to understand unclear language and phrases about having a stroke.

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    Emilu
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deserve to whiteness? Racism! /s

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    #33

    Tattoo of two overlapping wolf faces with mismatched eyes, showing a confusing and perplexing design to understand.

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    Andy Frederick
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens if you squirm during the tattooing.

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    #36

    Text meme showing confusing phrases with dessert image, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand what they read.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creme Brüller (only for German speaking Pandas)

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    #38

    Photo of a dog lying on a wooden floor with a confused text about language and intelligence struggles.

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    Lotekguy
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the dog is the problem.

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    #40

    Confusing sign with the word The and a sausage shape, paired with a humorous social media post showing people struggling to understand it.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Wurst? Seems to be a wurst case scenario...

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    #43

    Rebus puzzle plate with illustrated brain teaser design, challenging people to decode and stroke their brain.

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grdonkey is always greener on the other side.

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    #49

    Map of average age of moving out of parents house across Europe with varying age ranges indicated by color.

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    Fenouille Fenouille
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Macedonians, as soon as they’re done crawling they ran out the door and start their new life!

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    #50

    Sign with confusing words Greek Nathan's foot long yogurt hot dogs outside a café, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand.

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greek Nathans yoghurt from his foot long hot dog ? If I were a woman I would pass

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    #54

    Tattoo with confusing text illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand what they read.

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    TheOGpandaHavana
    Community Member
    14 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. What? Is this real?! I finally figured out what it says but please don't tell me someone actually got this as a tattoo?! It's something from when you're 17 and you think it sounds wise and strong.

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    #57

    Confusing printed sign on a wall beside electrical outlets, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand what they read.

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    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    42 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I like to spoon? In the privacy of my own home, of course.

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    #58

    Gray shirt with colorful jumbled letters that confuse viewers and break their brain trying to understand the text.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The nicest world is standing beside you"? O the best word yelling nice distance*

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    #59

    Alphabet chart with animals misnamed, showcasing confusing and misspelled words that challenge readers' brain comprehension.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, with all this, they actually managed to find a legitimate animal starting with 'X'. Granted, they used the wrong picture, but a 'Xerus' is an 'African Ground Squirrel'.

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    #61

    Tattoo on forearm with confusing vertical text causing people to break their brain trying to understand what they read.

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    timhood
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not as bad as the other letter jumbles on this list. Could have been much better if they'd used an alternate color for the vertical.

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    #63

    Wooden framed sign with confusing funny phrases that break the brain trying to understand what is read.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm was absolutely up for all of this for making a life, until the dog got involved!

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    #64

    Yellow slow children road sign with a person running, paired with a confusing blue sign, illustrating people breaking their brain reading.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the old 'Tri-Dapt Spraggleflorm'. See, a Tri-Dapt Spraggleflorm is basically just a Brog Danker with Flumper Runks, only in the Tri-Dapt Spraggleflorm, the Hornswoggles is directly connected to the Flubs.

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    #69

    Reddit thread with confusing comment about foot and hand causing users to break their brain trying to understand the message.

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    Hollerfloozy
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, I can lead you to Payless. or i can lead you to the nearest therapist. I know which one i'd pick.

    #71

    A plate of french fries with one fry dipped in ketchup, illustrating confusing wordplay about taste and french fries.

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    Tea Drinker
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you suggesting I taste like french fries, sir?

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    #72

    Chicken inside car with confusing text, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand what they read.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just trying to cross the road safely, ok? Don't ask me why....

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    #75

    Black letters arranged confusingly on a wall, challenging readers to understand what they’d read and breaking brains.

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    Hollerfloozy
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're generous you can make out "hotel" at the bottom.

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    #76

    Illustration showing squat mistakes with knees pushing inward and correct form with heels down and back straight.

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    Douglas Gold
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI's guide on 'how to transform into the Hulk through bad posture'

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    #77

    Tattoo of baby footprints with names and date, alongside a fetus outline and banner, illustrating people breaking their brain to understand.

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    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awful on so many levels it's difficult to name them all.

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    #78

    Older man from Home Alone holding snow shovel illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand what they read.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were born before 1990, you are over 35 years old. Hold, even over 25 years old!

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    #80

    Confusing text post with a person standing near white and blue flowers, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand.

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And one wonders why the church has such a bad name regarding p********a...... /s

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    #83

    Golf cart with confusing text saying we do not remember days we remember moment, illustrating brain break confusion.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if we aren't careful, there will be an avalanche.

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    #87

    Confusing and humorous sign on a wall showing broken English text challenging readers to understand and interpret.

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    Tea Drinker
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another anti-medical-"even grass"-nature-alone-cures poster.

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    #91

    Black Xbox One X console listed as Egg bok for sale, showcasing people broke their brain trying to understand the listing.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you call the sound a hen makes after laying? An egg bok."

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    #94

    Person with teal hair and oversized clothes sitting against a wall, meme text confusing readers included to break brain understanding.

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    Stardust she/her
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this stupid story I saw online: Boy: *wakes up from peenis surgery* Boy: doctor where my gf Doctor: who do u think gave u the peenis?

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    #97

    Text image showing a confusing and humorous passage that breaks the brain trying to understand what is read.

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    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be honest with me. AI wrote 100% of these, didn’t it?

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    #99

    Metal tag with confusing text placed on a gray knitted fabric, illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hold on to the night; hold on to the mammaries..." ( What do you mean, that's not how the song goes? )

    #100

    Handwritten colorful text illusion challenging readers to understand what they read, illustrating brain breaks and reading confusion.

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    timhood
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you die? Pretty harsh consequences.

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    #101

    Ice cubes made of tea to avoid watering down iced tea, with a confused comment about iced tea and ice tea usage.

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    Rali Meyer
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am using this instant ice tea powder with ice tea to get iced tea

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    #104

    Blue bicycle leaning against a wall with a flat tire listed for sale, showing a confusing description by the seller.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how much for the change only, without bike

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    #106

    Screenshot of a confusing text exchange illustrating people breaking their brain trying to understand what they read.

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    Maya_D
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasted 30 seconds of my life on this.

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    #107

    Image showing a subtotal and tax calculation totaling 108, a slice of pizza, a laptop, and two dice, illustrating brain teasing humor.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hundred and eight, pizzagate, a laptop I hate, nearly eight. Simples!

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    #108

    Step-by-step visual guide showing how to eat jicama with peel, cut sticks, lime, chili, fries, and soup options.

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    Tea Drinker
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jicama is crunchy when raw and good with dips.

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