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Let us introduce you to Jim Shoenbill, an illustrator who is on a mission to brighten people's days with positive humor. He creates witty single-panel comics depicting weird and absurd situations in a slightly different everyday life. In this universe made by Jim, a deer can be a stand-up comedian, Jesus is no longer a miracle worker, but an optician, beverages can talk and more. As the artist described himself, he just channels his distractions and odd thoughts into funny cartoons "to make the world a better place". 

Jim's illustrations and writing have appeared in magazines such as The Oldie, Alta, Women’s World, American Legion Magazine and more. So, without further ado, scroll down to immerse yourself in the sea of humor and puns. Let us know which illustrations you like the best by upvoting them!

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imgonaarickrollyousohard
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow

Piper Ferrell
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope

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O.M.Miki
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh because it looks like a car light beam!! lol or sam i totally off?

chiizkake
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhh I've had that dream, too. No pants.

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Bored Panda got in touch with Jim to get to know him and his creative process a bit better. The artist revealed that he has always liked to draw and read newspaper cartoons. In high school and college, he studied art but then switched to computer science as his creative outlet due to dissatisfaction with fine art education and "a need to make a living". Many years later, needing some stress relief, Jim started to draw again and focused on the goal of making people laugh through cartoons.  

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    James Pasquini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give Dan some credit. He's turning heads.

    Ian Taggart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says he lost his sense of taste?

    S V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I would say he gained taste!

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dan is cool, might be the next trend-setter.

    Mugsy’s Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! I’m cracking up over here. Excellent!

    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly Dan is the one on the right then.

    Will Sowers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two years without human contact, I'd say we all lost it.

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    ANGELINE VARONIS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Hyeseong from Jungle Juice for some reason

    miki tavi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little ant girl's antennae are curled. I LOVE these little touches!

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob’s so Right!!!🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

    IndolentKoala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this one had me laughing for a good day.

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    We got curious about where the artist gets inspiration from. Jim shared that ideas of all kinds come to him very easily- in fact, he has more ideas for cartoons, writing, jokes, products, and narratives than he has time to deal with! "Someone once told me I seemed to have a parallel world running in my head at all times, and I think that's basically true. I think of myself as a creative person and writer first, and an artist and cartoonist second. My website contains some of the shirts and other products I've designed, and I'm always adding more."

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    Jules Marten-Feldmann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing, I met my neighbours and we became friends because our dogs hated each other. We would see each other from a distance and indicate which way we were going, so we didn't cross paths (we both had very large dogs) then saw each other once at the store and it was like "oh hey! Our dogs hate each other, right?" Lol

    Gary Sansom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often see an old woman out walking a terrier. Every time it sees me or a runner, the bloody thing goes absolutely mental! The old woman does nothing...

    Kimberly Burns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total, it’s they are have breakfast waiting on the next best thing, 😂😂

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    Fluid_Opposite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next thing you know he's painted himself aswell!

    Dave McKay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the painted himself, painting himself, again!

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    Wendy Lane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painted himself into a corner...

    miki tavi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked for Velazquez though.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He only WISHES she had no mouth! Make the pallet into a pizza?

    m 149
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to inform people that I usually look at these at 12:00

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's witty, but 'dumb' does not mean stupid, so I don't like it.

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    We asked Jim what is the thing about comics that fascinates him the most. The artist replied that it is the potential cartoons have to bring people to a better space in their lives, if only for a moment. "That's why I do what I do."

    The greatest challenge of the creative process for the artist is "taking an oddball idea and boiling it down to the most effective joke for a cartoon. It's a lot like stand-up comedy or children's book writing in which you have very few words to get your point across."

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    Hydroboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be better to tell them that he went to buy milk 😅

    Dori Weishaar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I forgot, l ate your dad.... go to your room:

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just missed him, he was home for dinner..

    BroknBtBlesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣!! Hey, what a minute, I'm a father. 😳

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, since you're alive, you're obviously not theirs. I hope both of the larvae are girls.

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    Renee Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor spiders. Dads never gonna be back from the store...

    Kimberly Burns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂if only😁👏👏👏

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must have been Pandora.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ordered a lot of Trogens. Having a large party, lots of people cOming.

    Dori Weishaar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recent Amazon searches : Trojan horses

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    When it comes to the future, Jim wants to, in the words of Frank Zappa, "make as much of it [comics] as possible for the people who like it". Meanwhile, the artist wants to build his humor portfolio, which he does by publishing articles and sharing his email newsletter, to which Jim encourages everyone to sign up!

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    Ultimately Jim plans to combine his writing with his cartoons to create super-fun and rightly funny mini-novels. "Think Hardy Boys meet Monty Python meet a Zucker brothers movie."

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    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    question in life no. 473 solved

    Raylee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take cicadas over outdoor reverse vacuuming any day.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat, Stinky, caught a cicada once. Didn't kill it. Just batted it around making noise for a bit.

    Cheesenacho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That backpack blower one is killing me!

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought all loud noises came from my neighbor across the street.

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    Mugsy’s Mom
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the fuzzy dice around the cows neck. Baby we were born to run🎶

    Golbin Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this how Redbull is made?

    Ein Steinbeck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say "that's not a bull," but honestly this just makes it all funnier... #FarmersOnlyDotCom

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cow. He's going to ditch her as soon as the new wears off her racing stripes.

    IlovemydogShilo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thought he would be doing that to a horse and buggy. horse-bugg...b1a2a9.jpg horse-buggy-62af03fb1a2a9.jpg

    Rachael Peterson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the first one in the background for me. You can see The Glare of Envy in just one eye… She be like ‘Why he have to go putting the moooves on her? Am I not Heifer enough for him?’

    Debbie Hoggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little red corvette baby you're much too fast🤭 thanks Prince

    Thomas Hunt, Jr.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, maybe it's cuz Amish are my neighbors and I've been around em all my life...but I don't like this one.

    miki tavi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. No no no. An Amish woman showing THAT MUCH leg would NEVER fly in the Amish world. Unless she's the town floozy.

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    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me! Never run the dishwasher until every cranny is crammed.

    Linda Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no, don't do that. The dishes won't come clean and you might not notice it. But when you grab a plate from the cupboard and there's an oily food splotch...

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    Pursuing Peonies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His next magic trick is looking baffled when about half of the dishes are still dirty because he crammed so many in there, especially all w***y nilly, and constantly asking where the dishes go even though he's lived there for years using those exact dishes.

    Sydney-Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife do not be looking happy magic man 😂😂

    Budge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he thinks he can do better, let him fill the dishwasher from now on. No more frustration.

    Kimberly Burns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 that’s a garbage disposal argument!!! Don’t even…✅

    Mya Lugar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me! Calling everything washable I can find before I run it!

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone care if I post how cute and relatable I think this is?

    funkybluegirl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all. Please continue. 🙂 EDIT - The second i clicked post, I realized how this sounds. I meant i don't mind and I support you. Not that I don't care.

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    Mya Lugar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be why so many sad people stay at the bar.

    Jim Shoenbill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it works either way! They are both complementary and complimentary.

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can coffee be a complimentary beverage? I'd be fine with that.

    Bunn<3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you feel single 😪

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    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably fall back on 'Your Honor'.

    artemis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (I typed this as a reply to a different comment don't mean to sound like a jerk lol)ok, not super sure what you mean by this. Would god not want us to feel comfortable in our own bodies? Where in any scripture does it say he does not believe in people who are transgender? I(my opinion) believe that he wants me to feel comfortable as who I identify as. I feel comfortable using the pronouns I was assigned with at birth, but that isn't the same for everyone, and I feel bad that you don't see it that way. And for the record, god isn't against homos(lesbian squad where you at lmao), it just got mistranslated through different languages in the Bible. I see this all as a Christian, and if you don't identify as one, that's cool too. Just please don't resort to bigotry, GSMountainWolf:)

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since last I saw thee, where's tha been?

    Leslie Cookietown
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    3 years ago

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    God/Jesus/The Holy Spirit loves EVERYBODY; it's sin that He's unhappy with. The Bible doesn't mention trans people as far as I'm aware. He cares if people love & believe in Him and try their best to refrain from sin.

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I think the Grim Reaper's TikTok might be interesting!

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    Monica Isnota Robot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A grown man standing in a bee costume watching people pass the edge of his property...? The sign isn't necessary. People are already aware of Doug

    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait to see him try and pollenate a flower.

    Billy Cox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel like I've seen this before. Hmm...

    Dustyn Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine you see that bee at the end of your bed in the middle of the night o-o

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could cause a big stir. Well, then again, maybe not.

    Eric Lafleur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like mixing and blending in.

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    Golbin Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when a teacher told me "No eating in my classroom," over zoom last year.

    Adam (they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one of the saddest and funniest things I’ve heard

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    Andreanne Daoust Fontaine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HS teacher here. Actually had to do this. The principals told us to kick the students who didn't behave out of the class and log them into a detention room. I had to draw a line there. What a weird school year. Never again please.

    Jaxx Roa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher told me “no eating in the class room” and “there’s no laying down at school” and “ that’s it, I told you to stop eating go to detention” on zoom

    Kay Phillips
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, not eating during class is just common courtesy and good manners.

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    Renee Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My school was never like this... They sent home packets and videos of the teachers "explaining" the homework, then let us all do it. I went from an A student to a C student.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't detention just be them not having internet? Like, timeout?

    miki tavi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to figure out who Taylor is. I think it's either the middle kid on the phone, or the bottom middle with the bored-out-of-his-mind stance.

    Jennifer Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sat beside my 1st grader and she got yelled at and accused of "playing games" when my phone chimed and she glanced at me. I had to put my face in the screen and say "daughter please don't look at me because if she yells at you like that again for something you didn't do I don't want to yell at her for EVERY mistake she has been doing. We both know I'm in class, offscreen with you every day. That teacher is very on point now😒🙄

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    Nonya Bidness
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly want an LED sign with a few different statements. One for using a turn signal, another to say "get off my a*s!" Another that says "move over you slowFuck" and a couple more. Obviously need one in the front & back.

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    Jamie Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let Florida be the state they land in

    jack sprat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it about drivers that hog the passing lane and I'll campaign to the Academy for best picture of the year.

    Asher Tye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, they're the heroes.

    Chevy-man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp… BMW drivers are screwed

    Audra Sisler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!! Seriously ppl.... IT'S RIGHT THERE!

    imgonaarickrollyousohard
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, but you have to do season 2 about them ones who do 15 over in a 2 lane to get in front then go below the speed limit when it's 1 lane

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    Nikkie Pirog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The firefly and the cackroach lol

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Light-crossed lovers. Surely there's a play for that.

    Mya Lugar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs a relationship with a moth!

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could no longer make a decent buck.

    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must quote Homer Simpson: DOE!

    nestor merced
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sense we got married you never stop nagging

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    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys punch, girls get into your head.

    Blurryface
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with enough muscle power, girls can punch and get into your head.

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    Gareth Baus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever have kids I absolutely will do that.

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She better have the data and a hypothesis to back that up or she's not going to get published in any reputable publications.

    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago

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    Stay the f**k away from girls.

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want to be the one to tell him he's got to put it out

    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nuh huh! Pitbulls can't type on stereo's!

    3Woodstock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny! Why so serious. It's a silly cartoon... a play on words.

    Jamie Marie
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    3 years ago

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    Pitbull stereotyping 🤔

    Gina May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many pitbulls do you know that smoke?!

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep there's another 50 of them stuffed in that boat :D

    Polish shrimp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s too late for captain Buggy has arrived

    Dori Weishaar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Republican congressmen & senators...🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the little things that get you.

    Thomas Hunt, Jr.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that I hate it, just makes me sneeze without end.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh what I wouldn't give to be spat at in the face

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honeysuckle or anything else.if I'm hanging on a wall like this and slowly suffocating.the real torture is that pumpkin spice would be the last thing I smell

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    Thill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the garden sound so horrifying?

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shall I hum 'Islands in the Sun' instead?

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they sing a duet "♪♪Islands in the Stream"?♫♫

    Brivid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in the 80's. I heard this song a good bit on the radio and I liked the tune, but I never could figure out why they were singing about "Island's Industry".

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    BroknBtBlesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least then he'd have something to eat. Yes I know morbid.

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one only needed the first line hahaha.

    the boredest panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I'm too young for this I'm thinking of the one by Taylor Swift

    Connie Quintana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that music. Heard it Saturday shopping. Almost ran out of the store.

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    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn google maps screwed me over again...

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda swam left at Albuquerque.

    BroknBtBlesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, and I thought my thumbs were to big for my keyboard.

    Kaioz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No texting and swimming, Larry!

    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just following Google directions.

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    Erin Eubanks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that cartoon from a long time ago where you had the mom airplane and the dad airplane and the mom knitted all those little baby airplane sweaters. And their son ended up being a jet!

    Andy B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way...

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    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the worst idea for coming out to my dad I can think of.

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that as well now I've got to see if YouTube has it

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he give piggyback rides?

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    Christina Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely read your username and proceeded to look for the man in the window 🤦‍♀️😅

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    Joe Marsee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an invisible fence and an invisible dog

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    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus isn't a good opthalmologist, because he always turns the other cheek.

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It takes a second to clear up..." "Answer immediately!"... - my eye doctor

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last glasses made me more blind, but Jesus wasn't my opthalmologist.

    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago

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    Debbie Hoggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rudolph don't want Santa's cooties🤣

    Caitlyn Rishel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Santa laid off the 🍪.

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    Ein Steinbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Houston drivers be like...

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe get some cereal/muesli bars, or - radical thought - get up earlier for breakfast!

    Jay Johns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    Lynn Watson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glen from “It’s Always Sunny”

    Kevin Wilcoxon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Palm Springs, it's "What?! I always drive in the left lane."

    Glenn Slingsby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story - I once passed a woman who was driving fast AND eating noodles. That’s right, NO hands on the wheel!

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    Miss Benzo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's looking at role playing from another angle....

    IndolentKoala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahem, the Ma'am? The gentleman across the bar has challenged you to a D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!! He says he summons pot of greed.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funniest thing about this comment is that not only is pot of greed banned and not playable, but it's also not a monster card so you couldn't summon it even if it wasn't banned. (Not insulting, though, I can't tell if you knew that and said it intentionally or not)

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    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't take it! It's probably a ruffie doll.

    Leisel Masson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How pathetic. He took it out of the box.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out, cereal killer (fruit Loops)

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it be too much to ask for it in the box?

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    Fluid_Opposite
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those poor sharks, you crash into there home and then you bash them? How cruel must you be to bash inoccent sharks? How would you feel if they crashed into your home and bashed you?

    Michelle Horn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edit for the animal lovers: your tray tables may be used to shield yourself from attacking sharks

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the event of a water landing my tray table would catch my vomit and my seat cushion would act as my toilet

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the award for "most honest and accurate answer" goes to Jerry Ryan!

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    DutchyInSpain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be hard to bash a shark when in the water...

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm using the seat cushion as a flotation device, I wouldn't be able to carry the tray table, never mind 'bash' the sharks, even if I wanted to.

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the cushion under your chest like a boogie board and use both hands to bash hungry sharks with a tray table (or dual weild tray tables if your neighbor's arms have already been nibbled off?)

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    3Woodstock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love sharks and I think what humans are doing to them is horrific but I still think this cartoon is funny!

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a half full water bottle and crinkle it under the water instead.

    Damnedbyrainbows
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Late 80s had FA doing mask drill. "Take mask stop screaming and place over nose and mouth. 10 sec delay and passenger all busted out laughing. TWA I miss you.

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    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get back freezes anyways. Much easier to deal with

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when pot was only legal with a medical prescription.

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    Bonnie C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you become syndicated. Another Gary Larson sense of humour

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    Scott Crowell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure when he does it he's Authentic and brave, but when I do it, I'm the weirdo in the park!

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, depends on what is under the trenchcoat, doesn't it? Maybe he's showing his scars from carrying twelve babies out of a burning orphanage. Maybe you've got a clown trumpet where others have a duck - I'm not judging, mind, just saying the circumstances should be considered!

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd tend to interpret his actions differently.

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would most likely b construed as body shaming tho!

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    Mya Lugar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This IS what we're coming to.. we have to tiptoe around everyones feelings. if they don't actually physically hurt us, anything goes! Just ignore him, he may be mentally challenged.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got flashed one time and said thank you for sharing. Not a clue why I said that in my head was screaming 'cant'unsee'

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever get flashed, I'm totally using that line xD

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    Jim Shoenbill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, I'm not good at drawing babies!

    Drengr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your art style tho. And the angry uncle_baby makes this funnier.

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    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby? I thought it was a tiny grumpy 50 yo

    Kaioz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby looks very mean... Ijs.

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Baby Coaster sounds like something someone has pitched on Shark Tank

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should make these mandatory for free bleeders.

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand I just don't understand. is this a joke where you had to raised kids to understand ? And yes the kid looks like a 50 yr old little person.

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    Meraj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's going to a club called "Book".

    Kay Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so cool I wanna open a club and call it book

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    Mugsy’s Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re studying 50 Shades of Grey

    Linda Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a bar I know of called The Library.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know about the little ayatollah hanging from the coatrack…

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well spotted, Dave. These mini ayatollahs get in everywhere nowadays.

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    IndolentKoala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's technically not a lie. She's bookin it to the nearest club.

    Sukanya Singh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was gender role reversal... When the husband is telling his wife that he wants to join the book club... And she is repressing his interest. (Like how generally happens to married women)

    K Madd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " because you look awfuly like your going to hook up...

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    John Gillick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah mate, some things are equally dysfunctional on both sides of the mason and both sides of the aisle.

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    John McCormack
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what is gerrymandering?

    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago

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    Is your a*s also gerrymandered?

    Batman
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    3 years ago

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    Kevin must be a democrat.

    Nonya Bidness
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could be, but the gerrymandering of districts today have been done by conservative Republicans. Just look at the redistricting in Texas. You could even take a look at Dan Crenshaw's district. It's blatant gerrymandering. There's plenty more. Now, while Republicans conduct the majority of gerrymandering, there are a couple of districts that democrats control that are gerrymandered. Maybe if you pulled your head out of your a*s, you'd realize that neither party cares about the people. Both just want money and power.

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    Lynn Grigg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... Me at 63 . Twenty degrees F and barefoot . Never grow up.

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's time for me to break out my army surplus thermal underwear the bottoms can reach to my mid chest

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    Rayvyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or relatives. they have the same mom

    BroknBtBlesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But baybee, we could make such sweet honey together.

    Buack Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I'm pretty sure all worker bees are female aswell.

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was always full of hot air!

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least blue gets to sit down at work.

    Dickballz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He always had the better job 😓

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these guys. They always make me smile

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are significant otters!

    Berdarien Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should lodge a complaint with their builder.

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They best get their roof fixed. That water stain is liable to spread.

    Karen Violette Cubbison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read this in the beaver's voice from Lady and the Tramp, lol. "Yep, I sssssee it...could be a water sssssssstain, alright." =D

    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll be drowned by their own neglect!

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    Erin Eubanks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in highschool something happened and we didn't get the frogs. So our teacher thought it would be a great idea to go across the street and catch sun perch out of a pond. Let me tell you it was a good time and those fish would bite with no bait on the hook. Walked into the science hall the next day and omg the smell hit you right in the face. No one had preserved or refrigerated the fish!

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, on itself, was a lesson as well lol

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    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, how long have you been thinking you're a prince?

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. It's not a biology class, it's Psych 101... And the frogs are on little couches... And... Aha! I get it now. This is how Psych students experiment on frogs. That is excellent. I wish I could upvote more than once.

    Terry Butler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks! I knew I was missing something! 🐸

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    Dave Hinckley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they already covered the frog language part.

    Jim Shoenbill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My frog escaped because I was skittish about killing it and it hopped across the teacher's desk and knocked over her jar of paramecium. She grabbed the frog and bashed it on the desk and threw it back to me.

    Kaioz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I really wonder why is a frog's biggest fear...

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up vote for you up vote for you everyone gets a up vote

    Taylor Keane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got detention and time out because I wouldn't cut the frog

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an ace-aro, I can totally dig this!

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, love seems to be one of those things you only say about food and other :THINGS.

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    Amber V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that picture on the cake supposed to be?

    BroknBtBlesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will if you want to eat any of your Red Velvet Roadkill cake!🍰

    Sailik Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the boomerang knife. Nice touch

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he knows how to use his tongue.... I know, ugh 😫

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    Brivid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely Rapunzel could have set him up with somebody.

    Hydroboi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey I've just changed a shade!”

    BroknBtBlesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what they mean by ghosting?

    John McCormack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least he can turn into the colour of a ghost... other than that, i guess so!

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    Alexia Tr
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And never will, 50 Shades of Lizzard

    Alexia Tr
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    3 years ago

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    «-¥𝒖𝒘𝒂-»
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd date him not for zoophilia reasons just cuz I love lizards and they're probably the most adorable thing on the planet.,.

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    Jim Shoenbill's mission to perturb the norm with his quirky single-panel comics appears to bring not only an escape through laughter but also a unique creative expression. As he aims to blend visuals and words into stories, his work demonstrates how humor can be an effective medium to communicate complex ideas.

    For insights into how he creatively transforms everyday observations into hilariously unexpected situations, you might want to explore his knack for turning odd ideas into cartoons.

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    Hilarious Single-Panel Comics By Jim Shoenbill With Sudden Twists

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    Dario Tijerino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To do: eat complaining man, escape in my secret rocket, get a life.

    GSMountainWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the same guys from the pumpkin spice candle comic

    Jim Shoenbill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I hired them to be in several cartoons. They have a lot of range.

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really curious what that list says.

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can scratch "live on a desert island" off your bucket list.

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    #52

    Hilarious Single-Panel Comics By Jim Shoenbill With Sudden Twists

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    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the gum get hard on the coral bed overnight?

    Jim Shoenbill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the first gag carton I ever drew, back in high school.

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    Hilarious Single-Panel Comics By Jim Shoenbill With Sudden Twists

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    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get farmer sunburn, farmer blistering sunburn, and farmer peeling sunburn, then farmer tan, but i have yet to get farmer tattoo. XD

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    Hilarious Single-Panel Comics By Jim Shoenbill With Sudden Twists

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    Jim Shoenbill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is reflective of the reality that when you are a cartoonist, everyone has an idea for a cartoon.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and if I was any good at drawing, I'd do it myself. Or if I had consistent and reliable ideas maybe. But I have neither.

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    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely Nosferatu. Dracula was too suave for casket head.

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    Hilarious Single-Panel Comics By Jim Shoenbill With Sudden Twists

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    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they would vacuum after they've shed.

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can't do it until Mother has washed and ironed his clothes, cooked his dinner, made his bed, and bought him a new laptop/ Macbook to write the essay on.

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's going to do it in the basement.

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riiiiiggghhhhhtttt. I've seen players piggyback on a receiver and not get called

    Scott Crowell
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or out right shoving after 5 yards and doesn't get called for it!

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    Jim Shoenbill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drew this when I was grumpy after a Packers loss.

    Catherine Graffham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what constitutes pass interference nowadays either… I’m a Vikings fan though (hope you don’t hold it against me lol)

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