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If you were looking for a sign, Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke or a witty observation. Isn't it a puntastic idea?

This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron. In 2005 an auto repair shop was converted into an ExtraMile convenience store. The owners say, that it had always been "easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like", but they wanted to do something different with it. And so they did.

Check out the sign's wisdom in the pictures below!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's because you tend to date mommies who bring their little ones with them. ;D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever I raised his hand, he claims he did it himself.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if they will get an electronic sign to replace this one when it is replaced? :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No wonder it was tense. Nobody knows which route to take. ;D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is probably the wisest one of all their posts. And most educations are learned outside the classroom too. :D

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Ben Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not always the spiders that are the issue...it just feels gross to have a web on you. It's sticky, difficult to remove, hard to see etc

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Add a huge spider and it would be at least a months worth of cardio, if not even a year. And vocal training, too

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess your mother traded it in for a ladder that was more user friendly. :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps this is also a "sign" of a less than adequate moral character. :O

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well after all, as they say, "Variety Really is the Spice of Life". ;D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If one is carrying a red balloon, I'm out'a there. 🤔

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, if you can't get over the first one, you are now stuck with another,....and another,.....and..............

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In french we say "à tes souhaits", which basically means "to your wishes". We actually don't have anything related to religion to say if someone sneeze :D

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