If you were looking for a sign, Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke or a witty observation. Isn't it a puntastic idea?

This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron. In 2005 an auto repair shop was converted into an ExtraMile convenience store. The owners say, that it had always been "easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like", but they wanted to do something different with it. And so they did.

Check out the sign's wisdom in the pictures below!

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John L 2 years ago

What did she just say? :D

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John L 2 years ago

That's because you tend to date mommies who bring their little ones with them. ;D

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CatShatBrix 2 years ago

'Then, it happens all over again...'

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Vanessica Bloxgirl 2 years ago

I regret not sleeping then... I over sleep now though!

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Mikleo 2 years ago

Whenever I raised his hand, he claims he did it himself.

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John L 2 years ago

I wonder if they will get an electronic sign to replace this one when it is replaced? :D

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John L 2 years ago

Lots of 'Air & Space' there though, I'll bet. :D

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John L 2 years ago

No wonder it was tense. Nobody knows which route to take. ;D

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Vanessica Bloxgirl 2 years ago

And a bit anti heroic

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John L 2 years ago

This is probably the wisest one of all their posts. And most educations are learned outside the classroom too. :D

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Vanessica Bloxgirl 2 years ago

Glad that im not scared of spiders, as a girl

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Vanessica Bloxgirl 2 years ago

*grates cheese in Switzerland* 'excuse me?'

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John L 2 years ago

I guess your mother traded it in for a ladder that was more user friendly. :D

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just a thought ! 2 years ago

Then would this sign even exist ?

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John L 2 years ago

Yeah, ain't menopause a bitch? ;D

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Vanessica Bloxgirl 2 years ago

Maybe bear grills can tell you

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Alia Gail 2 years ago

lmao this one needs more upvotes

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

"That's what it's all about. .."!!

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Kjorn 2 years ago

every morning when i Wake up

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John L 2 years ago

Perhaps this is also a "sign" of a less than adequate moral character. :O

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Tamara Laney 2 years ago

This is the most appealing one in the bunch.

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John L 2 years ago

Well after all, as they say, "Variety Really is the Spice of Life". ;D

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logical fallacy 2 years ago

Your cardiologist buys a new yacht.

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John L 2 years ago

If one is carrying a red balloon, I'm out'a there. 🤔

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CatShatBrix 2 years ago

Still better than Trump.

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PyroarRanger 2 years ago

O_o well this just got dark...

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

Nope...It's the same for Trainers,Sofa's and beds too..

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CatShatBrix 2 years ago

No No No please stop!

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John L 2 years ago

What if IT's carrying a red balloon in one hand? 😱

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John L 2 years ago

Unfortunately, if you can't get over the first one, you are now stuck with another,....and another,.....and..............

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

Kermit the frog likes it

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Vasanth 2 years ago

shouldn't it be 'Start to Think' and 'Stop to forget' ?

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Nini 2 years ago

Aff... Moderation didn't come along.

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Vanessica Bloxgirl 2 years ago

Winter is coming...

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just a thought ! 2 years ago

This one's messing with my mind ...

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frederic eeckman 2 years ago

In french we say "à tes souhaits", which basically means "to your wishes". We actually don't have anything related to religion to say if someone sneeze :D

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Vanessica Bloxgirl 2 years ago

so now its the wife... wait... wat...

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Jolo Atlantis 2 years ago

Try a meterstick.

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Vasanth 2 years ago

It makes one looooooooooong Week

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Doc Thissen 2 years ago

Isn't that what it's all about?

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