If you were looking for a sign, Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke or a witty observation. Isn't it a puntastic idea?

This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron. In 2005 an auto repair shop was converted into an ExtraMile convenience store. The owners say, that it had always been "easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like", but they wanted to do something different with it. And so they did.

Check out the sign's wisdom in the pictures below!

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

I heard one similar to this: 'my wife said that women are better at multitasking than men, so I told her to shut up and sit down, she couldn't do either!'

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

Same thing with the cockroaches here!

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

No lies detected. Everyone who says otherwise ought to be a workaholic or something

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

Again, no lies detected.

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Vlad Horobet
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3 years ago

To believe it's not the same with to be capable of..but funny nonetheless xD

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Liam. Just Liam.
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3 years ago

Best

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Tiny Dynamine
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3 years ago

Apart from the air...

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

Perfect.

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kasa alex
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3 years ago

"little anti-bodies" omg i love it

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Vlad Horobet
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3 years ago

He totally ignored the spelling of ignorance.

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

Add a huge spider and it would be at least a months worth of cardio, if not even a year. And vocal training, too

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

*sells cheese graters*

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

I never knew my real ladder... or what happened to it... or why it decided to abandon me... still, I mist stay strong and thrive to achieve my goals in life.

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just a thought !
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3 years ago

Then would this sign even exist ?

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AmetRaven
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3 years ago

Damn right!

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Vanessica Bloxgirl
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3 years ago

Maybe bear grills can tell you

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Alia Gail
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3 years ago

lmao this one needs more upvotes

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Johanna Zamora
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3 years ago

*giggle*

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

every morning when i Wake up

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

Can't remember what happened last night...

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Vanessica Bloxgirl
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3 years ago

We need the cupid..

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Khalid Aziz
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3 years ago

that's why trump happend

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logical fallacy
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3 years ago

Your cardiologist buys a new yacht.

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John L
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3 years ago

If one is carrying a red balloon, I'm out'a there. 🤔

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

Still better than Trump.

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

That's so mean! If the first mouse gets killed by the trap, the second one would get the cheese!

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Laura LaTata
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3 years ago

It's always "truck month."

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

No No No please stop!

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

The puns!!

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

Hahaha. This is a good one, because it's absolutely true

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

Kermit the frog likes it

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Vanessica Bloxgirl
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3 years ago

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Not when i'm playing pokemon go

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

'moderation' ?

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Vanessica Bloxgirl
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3 years ago

Winter is coming...

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just a thought !
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3 years ago

This one's messing with my mind ...

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Vlad Horobet
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3 years ago

You're cold or allergies? did you get your meds? Do you want a tissue?

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Vanessica Bloxgirl
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3 years ago

so now its the wife... wait... wat...

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Jolo Atlantis
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3 years ago

Try a meterstick.

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Tiny Dynamine
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3 years ago

Not even remotely, thanks for asking.

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Doc Thissen
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3 years ago

Isn't that what it's all about?

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