50 Ingenious Signs That May Leave Your Sides Hurting From Laughter (New Pics)

i'm supposed to work, not to laught my bottom out with a Will E. Coyote reference :D :D :D

I love it when public servants do something like this! And I always welcome any Looney Tunes references

Now that's social service...

Wile E. Coyote references are always welcome.

This made me smile. =)

I would only add "Being offended does not automatically give you the right to dictate how others behave".

It doesn't mean you're right, but it also doesn't mean you're wrong. Sometimes people are offended for a good reason. Sometimes the reason someone is offended, is because you said something horribly offensive, and you shouldn't be doing that. In my experience it's often people who say horrible, insulting/racist/sexist/homophobic/hurtful things, who also like to pretend that someone getting offended or "triggered" means that that person is unreasonable or too emotionally fragile. Sometimes an offended person will criticize what you said, because what you said is offensive and not okay. If you said horrible things, you're not a "free speech hero", you're just an asshóle who likes to bully people.

I feel like I want to read it as, " Just because you are offended, doesn't mean I am not right" But they both work for sure.

This sign should be pinned to the front page of Bored Panda at all times.

People in this life can indeed get offended for all the wrong reasons … kinda like a couple of my aunts getting upset, when they find out a family member of theirs is part of the LGBTQ community (eg: my late uncle, who died from cancer a few years back). Considering this, I can’t wait until they see my new haircut, as it’s now shorter than all my nephews (had to be, due to a head wound we couldn’t treat otherwise, so I decided it would be a fresh start); & I just know those 2 aunts will get offended by it the moment they see it … bring it on, I say! 🤣

The quotation marks tho!

Oooh boy, do I have a story for this! I have a friend (yes, it actually is a friend and not me) and she has 3 kids. Nr 1 was conceived while she was on birth control. Nr 2 birth control and condom. Nr 3 while using a hormonal IUD. I mean it's extremely rare but it does happen. So f**k all countries who ban abortion.

No contraceptive method is 100% effective, not even a vasectomy. And no, I'm not talking about a hysterectomy or being celibate. My niece had three kids despite being on the pill for the last two. On the other hand, I'd take whatever it is that would get me a plasma TV.

They do have a 1% failure rate.. but a hell of a lot more careful than pulling out

A woman had a baby every year. After several kids, the doctor asked the couple if they knew how to not have kids. The doctor gave them a box of condoms and told them to follow the instructions. A few months later, the woman is pregnant again, and goes to the doctor. He asks what happened with the condoms. The woman answered, "Well, we mostly followed the instructions." "Mostly?" asked the doctor. "We don't have an organ, so we put them on the piano instead."

The exclamation mark is missing from the end because the ladder he was using was crashed into resulting in a bad fall and death by stubborness

Old but timeless

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LOVE.