186 Reasons Why Shut Up
If you’re looking for a Twitter account that’s guaranteed to make you smile, then Shut Up, Mike is the one you need to follow.
The guy behind it is Mike Ginn, a comedy writer who lives in Los Angeles. He works for Comedy Central’s @midnight, and it’s easy to see why when you read his sometimes weird, sometimes quirky, but always hilarious tweets.
Check out some of our favorites below, and don’t forget to vote for the best!
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"Zootopia," the DMV scene. I forgot how to breath, I laughed so hard
He could pick some great voices depending on his mood. Darth Vader, Morgan Freeman or Gomer Pyle.
Well, "football" is a very generic term, but I've always thought it was an odd name for American Football since it has very little foot-to-ball action.
Same for me with Saved by the Bell. Thought I'd have perfect skin, my friends would all be models, and I'd be one of the 5 most popular people in a school of 25 students.
Actually, it was also seven of every clean animal. I don't know why seven, because that significantly more than 2 and also uneven but it's the Bible, it doesn't make sense.
"Dude, just shut up! I don't need to know about Canadia, or whatever it's called! I'm just saying I think it's cold!
Hamster mom: That's ok, I already have 86 and a dozen more are on the way *pats belly*