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Admit it — long showers are the best! 🚿 🛀
We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.
There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. These are thoughts and questions that only a shower could create:
“What obvious invention has not yet been made?”
“Soup is a drink.”
However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm.
Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them?
Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.
What Are Shower Thoughts?
If you have never been on the subreddit yourself, the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple: We are most relaxed in the shower.
Maybe after a hard day at work or just needing to refresh a bit, you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.
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#1
Shower Thoughts About Music
Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.
Hans 8 years ago
It is all about expectations. In a sea of c**p, a stone appears to be a gemstone.
AcousticGString 8 years ago
Or when the DJ plays it at the club, and you lose your sh*t and start dancing like you the only one there
Kristine Lemche 8 years ago
It's because it feels like someone gave it to you, instead of just picking it for yourself
LaylzGames 4 years ago
Why is it that warm drinks get cold by being left out, but cold drinks get warm while being left out in tue same temperature?!? 🧐🤔🤨
KOH WEN XIAN YASU Student 4 years ago
Did you study science? Stuff cool down until room temperature.
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Daniel IDK 5 years ago
If we see water but dont see air does that mean fish dont see water but see air?
Sanitose Niueli Tai 2 years ago
Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? Screenshot...e1-png.jpg 
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#2
Shower Thoughts About Rebooting
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
#3
Shower Thoughts About Plants
Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
Virginia Dugan 1 year ago
technically we only have 2 minutes to live but every time we breath our time restarts Screenshot...60-png.jpg 
#4
Shower Thoughts About Cameras
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
sunnyrei82 8 years ago
I've asked myself that same thing sometimes, but then I answer myself: Well, cameras at theme parks just snap quick pictures every "x" minutes, but security cameras must record VIDEO FOR HOURS, every. single. day. So I guess that's why they don't have high definition video cameras. Maybe they should also implement high quality cameras that snap still pictures everytime a person comes in front of the cashier.
Tillzebubz 5 years ago
the only problem i can see with that is that it would require more advanced tech therefor making it harder to fix it is does inevitably break also would cost more to make
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Daria B 8 years ago
Not all, actually. I've seen myself clearly (okay, maybe with a round-ish face eheheh) on high definition looking monitors of cameras of most public places in Seoul.
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Fearsome Fawkes 8 years ago
The problem with security videos isn't the camera but the file size. Theme parks are making a profit off the photos so they can take and keep high res photos (they don't have to keep them very long anyways). Security cameras are there just in case. The camera may capture a tonne of detail but it then gets compressed so that companies don't have to spend as much money on storing the thousands of hours where nothing happens. It's like when you lower the resolution on your phone/camera so you can fit more photos on your memory card.
Steve O'Sullivan 8 years ago
nope, s**t systems that aren't kept up to date.....cheaper to let the occasional robber take the money than upgrade the system.....because that is the whole 'bank' wide, not individual locations...
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#5
Shower Thoughts About History
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
Robert Morson 8 years ago
Recently stopped using my calculator in favor of a calculator app in my phone. It does have a history. I think it's more incomprehensible than embarrassing, but I might be wrong.
Daria B 8 years ago
So true. And I'm embarrassingly so bad at mathematics, sometimes I tend to annoy my husband, who's actually got a Phd in robotics.... But most of the time I use a calculator is not for things I don't know, it's just to make my calculations quicker. Which makes it even more embarrassing, because someone else might assume I didn't know these things.
Kanishka Rajawansha 8 years ago
I sometimes do my calculations on my browser. So, it's the same :(
#6
Shower Thoughts About Intentions
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
Stille20 8 years ago
Um, no. Doctors don't want you sick, cops don't want you in trouble and a good mechanic doesn't want you stranded on the side of the road.... not sure about the lawyer though.
Jack Slaby 2 years ago
If lawyers hope you get sued what about the judge? Wouldn’t the judge not get sued? Because the judge decides if you get sued, and they will definitely say no that they get sued
#7
Shower Thoughts About Being Naive
As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.
AKIRA SAENZ 2 years ago
The news: "We have just found out that BREATHING makes you have cancer!" My mom: COVERS MY NOSE With a pillow,
Kadin Thompson 6 years ago
Some things on Facebook are true. My dad tried a recipe from facebook and it was good. And i learned how to open velcro silently. You scream when you open it so that you cannot hear the velcro.
EMILY HANNA 5 years ago
Yeah my mom is like "Hey Emmie theres a new COVID rumor lets hear it" and I have to go to my dad for the real info about covid (edit: she deleted Facebook because she was addicted)
Hans 8 years ago
And that these friendly people who can transfer 1.000.000.000.000.000.000 USD if you just help them out with 500 USD for now might, just possibly, end up not sending the money.
Stille20 8 years ago
wait.... what... no that's totally a thing. A guy emailed me....oh
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Shower Thoughts About Olympics
The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.
Chuck Bartowski 8 years ago
YES!!!!!! I would love to finally have answered "How fast is Messi's mile?" or "Could Evan Jager play basketball?"
Damir Juga 4 years ago
There is no MILE in the Olympics. Yes - I am going to be that guy.
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#9
Shower Thoughts About Height
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.
AcousticGString 8 years ago
As a chick who is 6'0, I can confirm this as a truth. Also men seem to take it as a personal insult if you help them reach for something. Get over yourselves.
Little Menace 8 years ago
But tall people could in theory still bend down and pick it up themselves, whilst short people cannot reach anything high up, unless they bring a stepladder. I am small.
Daria B 8 years ago
But tall people tend to have knee and back problems.... Also, I get dizzy when I stand up from a low position all of a sudden, so I prefer not to bend down and try grabbing things with my legs when I can.
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Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
I'm short and I don't expect people to help, but I sure love it when they do. If someone drops something, I have no problem picking it up for them... again, as long as no one expects it.
Master Markus 8 years ago
As a short person, I wouldn't be insulted. It's polite to pick things up for people sometimes.
Daria B 8 years ago
Thank you. In the end, it all depends on how you ask.
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CHRISTIANA EKOUE 5 years ago
YESSS I am tall and we have it worse than short people like y'all shorties don't even close the cupboard door and we tall people bump our heads into then TwT
Brian Halasz 2 years ago
A tall person can bend down to pick something up, a short person can't magically grow 2 feet. Think about it. Short people have physical incapacity to reach high, but a tall person can bend down easily
#10
Shower Thoughts About Aliens
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.
Death Metal Kitty 8 years ago
Given how mutually destructive the human race is, I think it's actually a requirement among alien races to actively isolate us.
Lawrence Bradford 4 years ago
Exactly….Perhaps human beings once existed throughout the universe, with colonies on many planets. But after getting fed up with the way humans exploit their environment….take what we want then leave our trash and garbage everywhere. So all the other intelligent species, fed up with dealing with us, got together and decided the best thing would be to gather us up and give us our own planet to mess up. Now they treat us as a kind of free zoo/testing lab , available for experimentation and research by any who make the trip.
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I personally hope that this scenario is true. Think about it. If there are other, more advanced societies out there, even if a great many are friendly, there could be one hostile to humanity. And if said race is capable of intergalactic travel, I think present-day humanity would be pretty screwed. Also don't forget the less obvious risks, such as extraterrestrial pathogens or chemicals.
Alyssa Scott 3 years ago
Humans are such human supremacists I'd be more worried for the other races and societies. We don't even treat animals on our own planet well when we're obviously connected. I'd be frightened for a kind alien offering peace and love. The FBI would prob shoot them or villianize them bc their ideas would take money or power out the pockets of those in power. Let's live in a state of compassion and awareness as the ultimate act of rebellion. Love yall!
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Creepy Shower Thoughts
- If ghosts exist, they might be watching us in the shower, and we’ll never know. 👻
- Every mirror in your house has seen you at your worst and will never forget. 🪞
- What if the shadows we see are actually alternate versions of ourselves trying to escape? 🌑
- Your reflection in the mirror could be slightly delayed, and you’d never notice. 🪩
- The sound of silence might just be the universe screaming so quietly that we can’t hear it. 🤫
- When you close your eyes, your brain might be projecting a simulation of what it thinks darkness looks like. 🖤
- What if dreams are actually memories from a past life? 🌌
- Every time you hear footsteps behind you, it might not be your imagination—it could be someone who stopped when you turned around. 🦶
- The air we breathe might carry whispers from people who lived centuries ago. 🌬️
- What if the stars in the sky are just holes poked into a giant sheet covering Earth? ✨
#11
Shower Thoughts On Being Late
If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I end up being 20 minutes late to work, because I got side tracked with my "extra 10 minutes"!
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
Life hack: if you plan ahead and you're able to get 10 extra minutes of sleep in the morning, it will make a big difference. Trust me.
Hugo Morrell 3 years ago
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#12
Shower Thoughts About Rent And Food
If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
To quote Lenny from The Simpsons: "I'm gonna send you to the best schools, get your teeth fixed and even buy you an extensive wardrobe. And you're gonna hate and resent me for it!"
Wottermehlon Doge 5 years ago
(i know everyone has seen this but dont hate on me yet) taxes are the subscription to your country and childhood is the free trial
Ean Hudnall 4 years ago
That's funny lol it made me think of Netflix and Minecraft realms
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#13
Shower Thoughts About Moon Landing
Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
Ankita Pattanayak 8 years ago
Too bad there are no moon-lings\moon-eans to moan about this... :)
Speedy_Sloth 8 years ago
For people that don't understand http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/armstrong-walks-on-moon
#14
Shower Thoughts About Words
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
it would be stupid not to try and just believe it.
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Marmaladekate 8 years ago
Just sitting here, smiling, and saying forward back over and over again!
#15
Shower Thoughts About Photos
Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.
#16
Shower Thoughts About Waking Up
I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it
#17
Shower Thoughts About Corporations
Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.
Chuck Bartowski 8 years ago
Except condoms don't really kill anything...they prevent their future customers.
Demetrius Powell 4 years ago
No, they do. Bc you have to throw it away. You don't keep used condoms, sicko.
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.gas. 8 years ago
This could go on forever. Why would a doctor heal anyone, knowing that once the person is well, they won't need health services?
Daria B 8 years ago
Well, if you pay them through taxes, you pay even when you're healthy (for the good of the whole comunity, in theory), so... Oh, no, I'm not advocating Obamacare (if that's what it was about), I'm just replicating what I experienced in Europe. (not to say we have the best health care system either. Ha! When did I make this political...?)
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#18
Shower Thoughts About Prices
When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
#19
Shower Thoughts About Dream Jobs
Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Impossible with me! I`ve never heard of a zoologist who hates his/her job.
Aussie Guy 6 years ago
So true. I work as a glassy (collect the empty glasses/bottles and wipe tables) at a strip club. Surrounded by gorgeous naked women every time I work. But have still very occasionally woken up wishing I didn't have to work that day.
AKIRA SAENZ 2 years ago
mine is a writer they probably DO hate their job because one thing I hate about it, is that you get a time stamp that you have to have the book done by,which i HATE.
Funny Shower Thoughts
- If I eat popcorn while watching a movie about food, am I committing cannibalism?🍿
- Why do we call it a toothbrush when we use it for all our teeth? 🦷
- If socks disappear in the laundry, maybe they’re escaping to live their best life somewhere else. 🧦
- Why do people say “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours crying? 👶
- If vampires don’t have reflections, how do they style their hair? 🧛♂️
- If I drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? 🧼
- Why do we call it “fast food” when it takes forever in the drive-thru? 🍔
- If I bite into ice cream, am I technically chewing water? 🍦
- Why is it called a building if it’s already built? Shouldn’t it be called a “built”? 🏢
- If cats could talk, would they still ignore us? 🐱
#20
Shower Thoughts About Christmas
Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday.
Ryan Schofield 2 years ago
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#21
Shower Thoughts About Braille
"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
Master Markus 8 years ago
What on Earth is marked like that - and don't give me stuff like "poison dart frogs", I mean in human language, not symbolism.
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nathan spencers 2 years ago
imagine reading some contract like: if you touch this you are obligated against will to preform in any experiments out scientist ask to carry out on you.
ANTHONY PAEZ 2 years ago
Me reading brail in a park the brail: ¨In honor of Jaseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy¨ ( xxxtentacion)
Isabella Blattler 2 years ago
Random thought: if you are blind and deaf and have to use braille, do you know how to spell better that noramal people?
#22
Shower Thoughts About Liking Yourself
After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.
#23
Shower Thoughts About Ancient Civilizations
We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
The reason that happens is probably because there wasn't that much technological advancement (at least compared to 100 years ago and now). What's happened between 1916-2016 is far more significant between 1000 years farther along in the past! Just look at the Middle Ages.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Perhaps, but there were significant political changes. The bigger issue isn't "nothing changed" but "nothing lasted this long". Parchments that weren't copied rotted away, buildings were destroyed and re-purposed. The barbarian invasions really hit the Roman Empire hard.
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BORED AT HOME 5 years ago
Back then a dad would have the same life as his child, as his child, as his child. Now technology and change are booming.
Link Henderson 3 years ago
The final end of the Roman Empire came about 50 years before Columbus discovered America with the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Turks.
#24
Shower Thoughts About Technology
Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.
Stille20 8 years ago
Job security my friend. They want you to pay them to tell you what's wrong.
Blue Flame Gaming 4 years ago
Quick help for yall. If you go to Harbor Fright Tools there is a device there that you can buy that will tell you why the engine light is on and you can clear it so it is gone.
#25
Shower Thoughts About Good Looking People
People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.
ZekeDaNoob 2 years ago
Well not only am I ugly, but my personality is just introverted, depressed, and geeky
What Are Some Fun Shower Questions?
Fun is the key to a shower. Funny shower thoughts are the final result. While the questions and thoughts in this list might be enough to fuel you up with humor, there is more.
- It’s OK to say you need coffee to start your work. But when you say you need vodka — people will get angry.
- Davy Jones has an unending supply of munitions.
- Friends were strangers once.
Looking for more fun thoughts to put a smile on your face? Scroll through the post to put an even bigger smile on your face.
#26
Shower Thoughts About Future
Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.
Max Landry 5 years ago
Oh my mom has one of that kind. I think its one that helps you quit smoking.
#27
Shower Thoughts About Changing Future
When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.
Véronique Anketier 8 years ago
I mean, the present is ours. A dystopian future caused by us will be somebody else's burden. Like Jane Goodall said: “We must remember that we have not inherited this planet from our parents, we have borrowed it from our children. But we have not been borrowing their future, we have stolen it and we keep stealing it.”
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Lillian Jimenez 5 years ago
Ok here's the thing. You can't change the future by changing the past because when you go to the past your present is now your past, the past your in is now the present, and the future is no longer relevant.
ASmallGhoul 2 years ago
that is because if you change the past when you come back many important events might not have happened, you might be dead, woman might not be able to have jobs and many other things. The future hasn't happened yet so there is no worry for it.
#28
Shower Thoughts About Drinking
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
AcousticGString 8 years ago
this should be amended to "when you drink copious amounts of alcohol" ...some of us can hydrate prior to drinking, and have moderate amounts of alcohol, and be perfectly fine the next day.
Stille20 8 years ago
still calories and liver damage.... I mean I still have my glass of wine / beer.. but it's not the best use of my time.
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Alex 2 years ago
True so very f*****g true tho!! Like what the hell!! Like these b***h out here: "Oh I'ma go have a drink!!! I'm only gonna have 1 shot I'll be fine tomorrow!" While drinking: " Oh well... Maybe one more.... Well I'm am depressed so maybe just ONE more!... Damn that was good I'll take Another one pls.... Wowza..... That is strong so just two more!!! Literally the next day: "Ugh I feel like s**t and gross and just so disgusting, I really shouldn't have had those 5 shots!! Oww my head!!!" Goes back that night: " Okay this time I'm ONLY gonna limit my self to 1 shot!! " " Hey bartender... Get me one shot pls and don't give me any more than that one shot, thanks!! " After 5 more shots goes home: Sleeps: Then the f*****g process just keeps on f*****g repeating it's f*****g self!!!!!!
#29
Shower Thoughts About Board Games
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
Complete with baby boomer figures who do nothing but worsen the problem and blame you!
Phillip Krepps 8 years ago
You don't go to jail you just go back to your parents house
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I also have all the characters in mind already: -Space Cat Minivan -Glow in the dark Sh*t -Vape pen -A Zaney Pen -Hoverboard -The Twitter Bird -Overpriced Bluetooth Headphones -A wallet w/ wallet chain
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#30
Shower Thoughts About Baking
When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.
2023James Roberts 4 years ago
I thought the witch did win and they both got eaten! Or am I just stupid and I don’t know my fairy tales?
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clementine christian 5 years ago
Yeast organisms don’t die, they just change form and then live happily in your gut for a few years. If you care about microscopic organisms, don’t wash your hands.
Christophe Bergeron 2 years ago (edited)
You cook bacon but bake cookies, no logic when the name says cook or bake when it is the opposite
Shower Thoughts About Life
- Every person you meet has an entire universe of thoughts and feelings that you’ll never know about. 🌎
- You’ve already forgotten most of your life—only fragments remain in your memory bank. 🧠
- The moment you’re born, you start aging toward your inevitable end, but no one talks about it like that. ⏳
- Every decision you make creates an alternate timeline where you made the opposite choice. 🔀
- You’ve probably walked past someone who could have changed your life forever, and neither of you knew it at the time. 🚶♀️🚶♂️
- Your heartbeat is the soundtrack to your life—until it stops playing one day. ❤️🩹
- Every breath you take is borrowed from the atmosphere; eventually, you’ll return it all back to nature. 😮💨
- You are simultaneously the youngest and oldest version of yourself right now—time doesn’t stop moving forward for anyone. ⏰
- Every time you blink, you’re missing a moment of your life that will never come back again. 👁️
- The only constant in life is change—and even that changes over time. 🔄
#31
Shower Thoughts About Gym Membership
Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go.
ZekeDaNoob 2 years ago
But then everybody would just turn into body builders and beat the ever loving duck out of me for being the unintentional ash I am
#32
Shower Thoughts About Australian Wildlife
If the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" took place in Australia, those kids would have died real f**king quick.
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
Australia! Where everything from the Box Jellyfish to the hellish Funnel Web Spiders are trying to kill you!
130639-SHADEN RINEHART 2 years ago
they would eitheer be dead by minout one or the leader of an acient ant civilatoin
#33
Shower Thoughts About Dog Intelligence
My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
Alden Sloan 2 years ago
Any other canine therans here that can understand? BTW Ther reason that ur dog follows you to the bathroom is cuz u do it too
Pim Hofmans 3 years ago (edited)
If I were able to talk 2 languages, that would not make me smarter than Einstein
Samuel Zhao 4 years ago
My dog: Understands simple commands Me: Doesn't know what a whine and empty bowl means
Emaad Zeeshan 4 years ago
that's kinda stupid tho, dogs don't have a vast palette of sounds they can make whereas humans can create many more sounds in comparison and we can join those sounds together to form words, dogs can remember these sounds and if you repeat the same actions every time after you make those sounds/say those words then the dog will know what you mean but humans can't understand dogs because they bark the same every time until their actions might signify something else.
Tiny3000 4 years ago
To someone who isn’t fluent in a language the words all sound alike. It could be the same with dog barks
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Shower Thoughts About Clickbait
I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
I once clicked on a survey for a free phone just for shits and giggles, even though I knew it was obviously a scam.
Michael Galia 2 years ago
probably not even exist due to identity theft because they would steal somebodies identity to send more scams online. yes this has happened to me before
#35
Shower Thoughts About Fire
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
Leyla Brown 4 years ago
The galaxy is on space space is on the sky the sky is on organisms organisms are on birds birds are on air air is smoke smoke is on fire. S**t I just blew your mind. Your welcome.
ASmallGhoul 2 years ago
with that logic nothing is drenched in water water is drenched on things.
#36
Shower Thoughts On Driver's License
I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
Jackson schlegel 3 years ago
why do you buy alcohol with an id is you drove to the place your buying it from but they don't know if your going to drink and drive that can kill people and be a crime?
#37
Shower Thoughts About Online Dating
If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
Jacob Bigler 6 years ago
The only problem is a mystery fiction author would keep getting paired up with serial killers.
Load More Replies... Carly Noelle 8 years ago
But I don't want to be with people who look up such weird stuff . . .
meow point1 6 years ago
Sometimes I google fetishes just to make sure it's a thing though. I don't want people to think I have them.
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Ken Schroeder 1 year ago
But really Goddamn embarrassing when you realize why you were matched with THAT person...
#38
Shower Thoughts About Timing
Someone who says "I'll be there in 6 minutes" will normally arrive before someone who says "I will be there in 5 minutes".
#39
Shower Thoughts About Aliens
If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
We'll also have to explain why we made our leader someone who hates "illegal aliens".
Siddhesh Karnik 5 years ago
Or what if the aliens do want to come to earth but they are not coming because we have shown them a dozen ways of how we plan to kill them.
2023James Roberts 4 years ago
They probably made a bunch of movies about us coming and killing them all
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•Chill Gilli• 4 years ago
we would also have to explain who we are, our language, how we've evolved, ect. ect.
ASmallGhoul 2 years ago
We need to throw them a party, granted they would probably think its a scam to murder them...BUT WE CAN TRY
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Shower Thoughts About Actors
Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.
BBQDAVID90 5 years ago (edited)
Unless they get revived in a sequel or in that same movie some way or if they make a prequel
Hans 8 years ago
Do not do that...probably they quit and now earn 1 000 000 USD. Per episode of their new show.
Little Menace 8 years ago
Erm, there are plenty of actors in the rest of the world, who act in something less glamorous than a big hollywood movie. So I agree with the sentiment of the original quote. I also think that when soap characters leave, no coming back...and most often no big money afterwards. America isn't the centre of the world.
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Antheia Wai 2 years ago
I think they just wanted to quit but the director needed a reason for them to leave
#41
Funny Shower Thoughts
At age 25 if a friend tells me they're pregnant I don't know whether to say "oh shit!" Or "congratulations!"
AcousticGString 8 years ago
Just say "Oh wow!" which is kind of a neutral Segway, because they will likely either react excitedly with "I KNOW!!" or disappointed with "I know.." then you can align the follow up statement.
Caroline Murphy 8 years ago
That's exactly what I said when I found out my sister was pregnant.... The day before she gave birth (don't ask me how I didn't notice she was pregnant)
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Pain Is Hilarious 5 years ago
Just say "Oh s**t, congratulations!" And then punch them in the stomach.
ASmallGhoul 2 years ago
Id probably just punch them in the stomach or give them a look depending on who it is.
Load More Replies... Elena Lohrey 2 years ago
I’d say “Oh, whoa.” My mouth was created by God and thus it will only say things of which He would approve.
Serenity Fox 4 years ago
i'm not even close to 25 but i would just say whatever based on their emotion cause i wouldn't wanna scare them
•Chill Gilli• 4 years ago
just say "how did I know this would happen" *facepalm* (even if it's not even true it's still funny)
#42
Funny Shower Thoughts
It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.
Alyssa Scott 3 years ago
https://www.vox.com/22838160/animal-welfare-labels-meat-dairy-eggs-humane-humanewashing Highly recommend this one, luvs. I only found out a year ago and everyone should know
#43
Funny Shower Thoughts
A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.
Stille20 8 years ago
Totally not true! If a guy uses his girlfriend as an excuse everyone thinks she is a b***h and controlling and he should break up with her. However, some guys will still use the excuse and then wonder why their friends don't like their girl friend.
Master Markus 8 years ago
This, several times. It's concerning either way, though it definitely depends on the couple's history and matter of delivery to determine if it's casual or honestly worrying.
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Little Menace 8 years ago
It's because in general, a girl won't win a fight against a man [yes there are exceptions but I am trying to comment to the above] so being held by one could be seen as imprisonment [because she could get serious harm if she tried]. If a big guy is held by his girlfriend, he 'could' in theory get out if he really wanted to by just pushing her aside [he won't really be in any danger, only morally]. That's basically why people are more concerned about about a woman being kept against her will, than a man. Same if you'd say you are kept indoors by your kid or your kid saying it is kept in by you, one is far more serious than the other. It's about strength and helplessness.
htbq 8 years ago
men and women will always fight for equality calling each other sexist, homo, and start drama but in the end, we are different and cannot change that. sexist is just a fancy word for greed. (probably will get a lot of down vote from women) oh well, don't care cuz that's what we are and do.
Alyssa Scott 3 years ago
I don't think a fight is necessary. The equality is there whether or not people choose to accept. We are all connected and we are all equal
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#44
Funny Shower Thoughts
UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza
Stille20 8 years ago
Would you prefer the pizza guy leave the pizza on the porch without knocking?
Gabriel Espinal 5 years ago
Would much rather sign to have my stuff delivered to my hands, especially if it’s expensive
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JEFF THE KILLER 8 years ago
well u know they dont want random people eating pizza apparently....
#45
Funny Shower Thoughts
I don't know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.
MrChickinMan 4 years ago
its been four years, your wish still hasnt been granted yet. feels bad man lol
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Arianna Ibbotson 3 years ago
Popularity, fitting in, ridicule, all valid reason why. Ppl get them
Master Markus 8 years ago
Sometimes I'd like a smaller phone, as the one I have doesn't fit in some pockets nicely (it's a Samsung Galaxy Grand Prime, and I'm a rather small person), but thinner? These things are like, a centimetre thin.
#46
Funny Shower Thoughts
Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.
Lea Metzig 3 years ago
You just gave Earth an actual face for me.. Thanks.. Now it's some dude from highschool when I think of mother earth.
Lewis Johnson 5 years ago
*"Earth is like a tribesman who knows exactly how to dance around a bonfire."
#47
Funny Shower Thoughts
We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.
The Alchemist 8 years ago
At this point they just tell me to do my homework all the time.
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Couch Potato 2 years ago
and weekends have just become extra time to do the homework that's due on Monday
•Chill Gilli• 4 years ago
my mind all night trying to stay sane finishing my homework at 3 am:
Haylie Butler 2 years ago
My school adds the unsaid thing of having to be in at least 2 clubs year round. Everyone I know also takes at least 2 AP classes
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Funny Shower Thoughts
The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.
Isabella Blattler 2 years ago
Random thought? : if you are deaf, blind, and you do not have the sense of touch, can you answer anybody?
#49
Funny Shower Thoughts
My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I've chosen sleep over s*x.
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
My 15-year-old self was so sleep-deprived that he is proud of me. And by that I mean I am proud of me.
#50
Funny Shower Thoughts
Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.
Jacob Bigler 6 years ago
"Hit by a car while picking up a shiny thing he saw on the road- It was a candy wrapper"
What Are Some Super Deep Thoughts?
The fun has to end somewhere. In the case of shower thought questions — it ends where philosophy begins. An extra layer that is as deep as the mind can be. Deep shower thoughts put our brains in a spiral of questions. What would it be if it could be? To be or not be? These are the questions.
- Success has less worth than failure.
- The sun is always on the horizon. It depends on the POV.
- The fewer friends you have — the easier it is to get them.
Also, shower thoughts can raise some interesting facts in your head. It’s all thanks to the water. It acts like white noise in the background, like static on the TV.
#51
Funny Shower Thoughts
April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.
TheDankBoi 69 4 years ago
april fool's day is the day where you cannot trust anybody, at least on the internet also fun fact: in spanish-speaking countries, it's in 28th of December instead of April First, and it's called "Holy Innocents Day"
Suhani Kachhadia 2 years ago
what if April Fool's Day is actually on 2nd April and we have been fooled all this time?
Aryaman Kapoor 2 years ago
Imagine casually walking up to a cemetery just to read how people died. (No offence to anyone)
Couch Potato 2 years ago
And the other days they believe anything and everything they read and see.
Alyssa Scott 3 years ago
Your life is what you make of it and if you are always thinking you're a joke, you act that way. Maybe you could have a better sense of humor bc if it. No one's life is a joke.:)
Load More Replies... Brianna Landry 6 years ago
That's me on YouTube every April first lol I think I have trust issues
#52
Funny Shower Thoughts
History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.
TheDankBoi 69 4 years ago
thanks for putting that in my head as soon as i read it
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Gabriel Espinal 5 years ago
Kids in the future have to learn about a 2020 virus that isn’t really that bad compared to other diseases.
Sisideuni Ney 5 years ago
That's a damn true right there, oopps my mom is a history teacher oh wow
Anusha Goel 2 years ago
Worse with science. If you have a book of 100 pages and the diagram on page 69 is about 69 then....... Backbenchers will ask the teacher to explain that page over and over again
ZekeDaNoob 2 years ago
And even after 100 years schools still won’t be teaching the fact that the only thing you learn from history is that NO ONE LEARNS FROM HISTORY.
Alyson Mayhew 2 years ago
TRUE, life repeats itself so many times... Nobody learns anything, but the things they think they already know.
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Funny Shower Thoughts
Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."
McKenzie Sanders 4 years ago
sameee but i only get atleast 3-4 hours of sleep a night
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Couch Potato 2 years ago
But it's impossible to get twenty hours of sleep as a human with a job or in school.
Lea Metzig 3 years ago
We alllllllll wish. But like grandad said s**t in one hand and wish in another and see which one fills up faster
#54
Funny Shower Thoughts
Snapchat is ruining all the progress we made on getting people to take horizontal videos
Hans 8 years ago
I am still in favor of inventing a smartphone that will discharge 10% of the battery capacity as an electric shock wheneber someone starting to record a video has the phone in vertical omde
Robert Morson 8 years ago
Good luck getting the people who need it to buy it.
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clara traver 5 years ago
YES I HATE THAT MY FAMILY ARE VIDEO PEOPLE AND HAVE TRAINED ME IN THE WAYS OF THE HORIZONTAL VIDEO
THOR 3 years ago
so you'd only get 6.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667 hours of sleep instead of healthy 9-10.
#55
Funny Shower Thoughts
If cats had wings,they'd still just lay there.
Caydence Smith 3 years ago
yeah so true!! i have a cat names dog and he just eats sleeps and poops lol and he is soooo fat
#56
Funny Shower Thoughts
1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016.
AcousticGString 8 years ago
I was born in 1984, and I can tell you, 2000 was a lot simpler of a time, and I definitely enjoyed the seemingly slower time lapse than that of the last 16 years which has been riddled with responsibility, and hard core adulting
Hans 8 years ago
Does it? 2000 had no smartphones, no Facebook, and you were most likely still charged for Internet access by the hour.
Chuck Bartowski 8 years ago
But we also have to remember in 2000, there was a lot less stuff on the internet to waste our time on.
Load More Replies... Alyssa Scott 3 years ago
If we spend more time in the present moment and less time in our heads or projecting ourselves into the future, it won't by by so fast. Check out eckhart tolle on YouTube.
#57
Funny Shower Thoughts
The fact that I can't recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he's doing.
TANNER TORGERSON 6 years ago
Superheroes hide their identities, then there's Tony Stark: "I'm Iron Man."
Abigail Arnold 5 years ago
Sorry to be a marvel geek, but it’s “I am Iron Man.” Not “I’m Iron Man”
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Skyla King 2 years ago
Peter Parker: erases everyone including his gf’s memories to hide the fact he’s Spider-Man Tony Stark: I am iron man.
Noah C Oien 5 years ago
Superman must have very, VERY dirty thoughts whenever he looks at women. I bet he uses his x-ray vision way more than necessary...
Ryleigh Holmes 2 years ago
Hey TANNER TORGERSON Tony Stark says "I am Iron Man" not "I'm Iron Man"
Emma Savage 4 years ago
imagine this was posted when people where wearing masks. then people would really be crying
#58
Funny Shower Thoughts
When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands-free umbrellas are gonna be the s**t.
MirohLoome (he/she/they) 1 year ago
oh my F*****G god i need one. chill. CONSTANTLY
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Chuck Bartowski 8 years ago
They do exist! umbrella-s...holder.jpg 
Depending on the design you go with, the biggest design obstacles I see are 1) waterproofing the drone and 2) making sure it stays with you and is at optimal distance from you to block the rain.
Jessica Bertram 8 years ago
Those are easy fixes...drone positioned right under the umbrella. Electronic tether to keep it within 2 vertical feet of its companion chip, held by owner, perhaps a phone app. I see a different solution, though, much lighter and more portable. A drone that creates an umbrella of fast moving air above you, effectively wicking away rain before it can hit you.
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MirohLoome (he/she/they) 1 year ago
didnt know i needed to see that today
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#59
Funny Shower Thoughts
Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
Lalita 8 years ago
so you will pay taxes in your new country... so it's the same
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#60
Funny Shower Thoughts
Some women want their outfit to be noticed. As a male, I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it the next day.
Veronica Fantozzi 4 years ago
i literally wear the same out fit monday, wednesday, friday, saturday and wash it sunday to do it all again next week.
Pain Is Hilarious 5 years ago
As a female, i dont give a f**k what i where as long as it is black and covers my body
Ashen Brooks 2 years ago
as a non-binary, people wouldn't notice my outfit cause they dont notice me present.
truck-kun 2 years ago
well in the middle east the bays can wear one type of clothing every day for everything even at home the clothing:https://www.google.com/search?q=arab+thobe&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjv7oLVqYH8AhUlxoUKHf9TDiEQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=arab+thobe&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIECAAQQzIECAAQQzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIGCAAQBxAeMgYIABAHEB4yBggAEAcQHjIGCAAQBxAeMgYIABAHEB46BggAEAgQHjoJCAAQgAQQDRAYOgYIABAFEB46CAgAEAgQBxAeUN8HWMQ4YLE-aAdwAHgAgAHTAogBkBSSAQcwLjEuNi4zmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=MhCeY--NB6WMlwT_p7mIAg&bih=648&biw=1280&safe=active&ssui=on
truck-kun 2 years ago
well in the middle east they can wear one type of clothing every day the clothing:https://www.google.com/search?q=arab+thobe&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjv7oLVqYH8AhUlxoUKHf9TDiEQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=arab+thobe&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIECAAQQzIECAAQQzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIGCAAQBxAeMgYIABAHEB4yBggAEAcQHjIGCAAQBxAeMgYIABAHEB46BggAEAgQHjoJCAAQgAQQDRAYOgYIABAFEB46CAgAEAgQBxAeUN8HWMQ4YLE-aAdwAHgAgAHTAogBkBSSAQcwLjEuNi4zmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=MhCeY--NB6WMlwT_p7mIAg&bih=648&biw=1280&safe=active&ssui=on
#61
Funny Shower Thoughts
When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.
#62
Funny Shower Thoughts
Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.
Hans 8 years ago
In fact, he rather things something magical happen. Have you ever apologized to a dog because you tripped over him? They will wag frenetically!
Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
try and apologize to a cat though. i always do. they keep looking at you like they want to see you dying slowly and painfully. except one of my cats, she will keep looking at you with a heartbreaking wide-eyed stare which says, "WHY! WHY'D YOU DO THAT! TO MEEEE" hahah
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Zachary Boardwell 6 years ago
this is actually not true, if you immediately act apologetic your dog will recognize that it was not purposeful
Alexandra Odom 3 years ago
ikr once when I was sleeping i kneeed my dog in the nose and she was squealing like a hurt pig......it was so funny ngl.
#63
Funny Shower Thoughts
Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.
Noah C Oien 5 years ago
YASSSS! Somebody take a screenshot of that and send it to all the big car companies
Couch Potato 2 years ago
Each car should have a different horn pitch so that people can play music together during traffic jams, and people with the same pitch can be horn pitch buddies :)
#64
Funny Shower Thoughts
I'm glad dogs can't read the "no dogs allowed" signs so they don't feel sad and left out.
crazzy llamas 4 years ago
someone in my neighborhood had a no dogs sign that looked like a dog and my dog tried to make friends with it.
Hannah Reger 4 years ago
OMG IF THEY CANTHAT WOULD BE SO SAD!!!! like your doggy wants to some where with you but he can cuz NO DOGS ALLOWED and if they can read it they willl just be in the car thinking why can i go in why is itithat ita ne dogs allowed and then start wimpering getting worryed for they're person and thinking why have they been gone for so long!?!?!?!?!
James Stuck 5 years ago
That's just like humans being sad when they see a sign that says "No trespassing"
#65
Funny Shower Thoughts
The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
Kadin Thompson 6 years ago
Hitler was not really bad. Sure he started ww2 and killed over 12 million people, but he also killed the guy that did all that.
Wottermehlon Doge 5 years ago
i can accept that, but as a jew that is pretty knowledgable on grammar, i HATE when people call me a grammar nazi
#66
Funny Shower Thoughts
A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.
the derp king (Liam) 8 years ago
Why did i laugh at that? I feel terrible
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Ido van Dijk 2 years ago
Guys stop getting offended by the american jokes its just a joke. Stop it, stop crying , we are only joking.... or are we?
William Johnson 8 years ago
Personally, I weigh approximately 1/8 ton. I think you're estimating based on a dozen skinny people instead of a dozen normal people.
Kate Irwin 2 years ago
1/8 ton is about 110kg?! I'm 60kg and 5'11 so I don't think it's based on skinny people!
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#67
Funny Shower Thoughts
As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.
AKIRA SAENZ 2 years ago
BRO I WAS ABOUT TO CRY WHEN I LOOKED AWAY FOR ONE SECOND AND MY DOG OR CAT EATS MY BAGEL OR TOAST- I WILL LITERALLY HAVE A MENTAL BREAK DOWN
Couch Potato 2 years ago
I never cry from physical pain, only if it's really bad. I mostly cry from emotional pain.
Micah Myers 4 years ago
As a teenager, 99.9% of me crying went to someone rejecting my invite to a dance
#68
Funny Shower Thoughts
If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.
.gas. 8 years ago
In a different perspective, if the richest people on earth spent $100 every waking second, they would still die filthy rich.
Carrera Miller [STUDENT] 5 years ago
That's an even better thought than the other one lol
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Dorian Marches With Penguins 7 years ago
The universe in very young a couple million at the most. Most likely 40,00 years old
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
Bill Gates will now save up for a Lamborghini by simply waiting for the money...........done
Couch Potato 2 years ago
How about $1 for every month? Day? Hour? Minute? Second? Math problems for y'all.
Stijn Vlasselaer 8 years ago
if you have 1$ and put it on the bank at the beginning of time. How much would you have now?
#69
Funny Shower Thoughts
Siri or Cortana should say "uhm..." "uh..." "hm..." instead of showing a buffering animation.
Nathan Thornhill 5 years ago (edited)
Why is this for 69 I feel like it should be a porn shower thought or like something to deal with that YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
Kadin Thompson 6 years ago
If you want disaster, Say "Hey Siri" And "Hey Cortana" at the same time
Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
the only thing cortana seems to be able to tell me is "i don't understand"
#70
Funny Shower Thoughts
An "unlimited minutes per month" phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best.
Liam Avalos 3 years ago
Shower thought why do we say umm in real life when were confused but we don't during texts to show people we are thinking
#71
Funny Shower Thoughts
Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.
Tiny3000 4 years ago
Now I’m just imagining a guy deep throating a potato
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Noah C Oien 5 years ago
MY stomach would give that mashed potato right back to the plate. I H8 potatoes. But that statement is true. Also, is the answer to this question "no"?
•Chill Gilli• 4 years ago
my stomach has no brain it can't "think" the only thing it thinks is "I want eat."
#72
Funny Shower Thoughts
Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.
Cassie 8 years ago
Still better than RC cars where you charge them for hours and are lucky to get 20 minutes of use.
Oleksandr “727” Fesenko 2 years ago
drones charge for hours to work for 5 min ,at least most do
Serenity Fox 4 years ago
humans are bad at recharging though especially if your like me and can go to sleep until like 3 in the f*cking morning
#73
Funny Shower Thoughts
Big supermarkets should have baskets placed around the store for that moment when I realize I can't carry another thing and should have got a baske.
Robert Morson 8 years ago
My local supermarket does this. Except when I want it; then the nearest pile of baskets is invariably empty and I end up having to walk back to the door anyway.
Kadin Thompson 6 years ago
They really should have a return bin for when you put something back and cant remember where it goes
Deegan Pishna 4 years ago
but remember when you go to the front you get to drift the cart back also i am a kid
#74
Funny Shower Thoughts
Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.
Couch Potato 2 years ago
Your brain translates WTF immediately, but not lol. Just a random shower thought.
Carl Han 3 years ago
When you make an account, you set a password. *It must be at least 200 characters long. *64% of the characters must be numbers. *You must like waffles over pancakes. Etc etc…
Load More Replies... Kadin Thompson 6 years ago
We really should be able to create a s**t ton of accounts with the same email.
Hugo Raible 8 years ago
It's anyway a bad idea with all these funny rules. Here's why: https://xkcd.com/936/
#75
Funny Shower Thoughts
Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.
Skunk Drunk 8 years ago
Hey, cancer isn't the only problem caused by smoking. A cure for cancer might eliminate a lot, but it still can't fix tar in your lungs, or tooth decay, or a bad voice, or "black hairy tongue" (do not google that by the way).
Vincent Hernandez 5 years ago
wrong 75.2 % of people who smoke die of heart dieses then cancer its unlikely
Are Shower Thoughts Normal?
Normal is a somewhat subjective term. What’s normal to you might be weird to another person. The same goes for the thoughts in the shower. They can be as weird and cool as you want. For example:
- Anxiety is like the music from video games. While there are no enemies around — we hear it.
- Different you exist in every person’s mind you meet.
- Nighttime is the true form of the universe. The day is the by-product of the sun.
So, the next time you have a weird thought — don’t write it off. You’re in a shower. It’s completely normal to have such thoughts.
#76
Funny Shower Thoughts
It annoys the piss out of me that all cars' turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.
#77
Funny Shower Thoughts
I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I'm staring at my speedometer in a school zone.
Caleb Broxterman 3 years ago
When you are going 50 in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming
#78
Funny Shower Thoughts
Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".
Master Markus 8 years ago
Ugh, don't be so crude, as though asking questions is an immature response.
Micah Myers 4 years ago
My mom says that she never has time to play 20 questions but scientists tolerate this behavior, leading up to the point where 20 questions becomes your whole language
#79
Funny Shower Thoughts
I never realize how explicit my music is until my parents hear it in the car.
Rainbow Dash 2 years ago
Meh my Dad introduced me to Eminem at the age of 15 so this is a no for me
Couch Potato 2 years ago
Whenever a song that I like with cuss words plays in the car, I make a racket whenever the cuss word is sung. :)
Micah Myers 4 years ago
I love listening to my favorite songs by myself but I get embarrassed if anyone else hears it
#80
Funny Shower Thoughts
Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something.
Tom INLE 5 years ago
You are never done clapping until the last time in your life that you clap. Every other clap is just in longer intervals but from your first to last ever clap you are continually clapping.
Carlos Montero Gonzalez 4 years ago
We are always clapping, but the time to our hands to collide is longer
Hannah Reger 4 years ago
wait wait wait umm i um i dont umm the comment under me just blew my freaking mind
Dayna DeLucia 5 years ago
Clapping is just hitting yourself repeatedly because you like something - that’s the actual one
#81
Funny Shower Thoughts
When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.
crazzy llamas 4 years ago
i thought it was because they were more breathable than regular clothes
Tim Douglass 8 years ago
Well, that and because jogging in blue jeans chafes something horrible!
#82
Funny Shower Thoughts
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
Hannah Reger 4 years ago
haha you have to trick your brain by pretending to be asleep that cool
Shylah White 5 years ago
Sometime if I was sleeping on the couch and my parents would come into the lounge room I would pretend to be asleep and I few times I would actually fall asleep😂😂
#83
Funny Shower Thoughts
It would be a good idea to have "The Price Is Right" with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.
#84
Funny Shower Thoughts
Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.
#85
Funny Shower Thoughts
We insult people by calling them a**holes, d**ks & pu**ies - some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don't like an appendix.
Hans 8 years ago
Well, even that one has a use...in fact, it is rather stupid by idea to call people after and body part. It still does the trick. :) If you think about it, feeling insulted by being named after something is a really stupid concept...
Adam Sherrill 2 years ago
That’s very true. Because that person could suddenly explode and kill you, and if you get them removed, you will be a lot happier.
Fuyumi Todoroki 4 years ago
That would not really work for my sister because she had her appendix taken out at age 8
First Last 4 years ago
We should call them an appendix, tonsils, and adenoids (and don't forget wisdom teeth!).
Kadin Thompson 6 years ago
why the hell is an a*****e essential? you could s**t out out someplace else. Trump does it with his mouth
#86
Funny Shower Thoughts
When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they're really saying they sucked as parents.
BS Detector 6 months ago
I think this every time I hear it. I will sometimes ask "And who's fault is that?" when it is mentioned.
Ammi DeLeon Folgar 4 years ago
exactly once again as a GEN Z my great uncle who is either a boomer or a gen x thinks that me and my brother are no "conserving" classic and humble traditions. I just say "ok, boomer"
#87
Funny Shower Thoughts
"It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.
The Alchemist 8 years ago
I knew a person who was in a pyramid scheme in the most basic level possible and he insists its not a pyramid scheme.
#88
Funny Shower Thoughts
Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?
clementine christian 5 years ago
Because it’s the type of fish. People say “cod fish” and “haddock fish” all the time.
AKIRA SAENZ 2 years ago
its like sports. Like baseBALL, footBALL, but soccer. It doesn't have any "BALL" to the end
#89
Funny Shower Thoughts
If a stranger insults me, I'l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I'll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.
Rebecca Pach 4 years ago
Because if someone insults me, they're honestly just an a--hole but if they compliment me, then there's something so awesome that social anxiety can wait, because HOLE DAMN THAT PERSON LOOKS COOL
Couch Potato 2 years ago
Basically, your value of their opinion depends on what they're saying.
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
If you think about it, they don't personally know you, so the fact they have no emotional obligation to you makes their compliments much more genuine.
Alyssa Scott 3 years ago
Depends on the person and situation. There's no one size fits all.
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Funny Shower Thoughts
The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.
Micah Myers 4 years ago
The amount of stars that are on the American flag is just the rating of how quality and neat our country is out of a hundred
Sea otter simone/ froggy 3 years ago
the post or Micah Myers' comment? For the first, Japan's flag is just a circle all filled in not divided so there is only one thing on the pie chart and Japan is all Japan. For the second, he's saying America is not quality. It isn't.
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Thomas Röttgers 5 years ago
The plain white Flag used in Afghanistan in the late 90s is also a pie chart of how much of Afghanistan is Japan
#91
Funny Shower Thoughts
The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Technically, you still run the same amount of race, but in less time, while a golfer will actively play the game less (that is hit the ball less).
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Karl Bernro 6 years ago (edited)
Oh ive found a sport that i like, lets play it as short as possible
Arianna Ibbotson 3 years ago
The first time I played mini golf, my step mum hit her fold ball into a pool and my nan said "well just say that's a 7"and when she got the highest number I congratulated her on winning. Then I realised she lost. Badly
#92
Funny Shower Thoughts
Almost every hand I've ever shaken has had a d**k in it.
Robert Morson 8 years ago
How would you know it didn't? Men's hands definitely did, last time they were in the toilet. Women's hands probably did unless they're virgins or lesbians. And you wouldn't necessarily know about either of those conditions. More importantly, since it's so universal, why should I care?
Load More Replies... Elena Lohrey 2 years ago
Why are people so afraid to say the “p” word? Ppl say all sorts of cuss words yet are unwilling to say the d-word’s correct name.
Micah Myers 4 years ago
Is that why a person at my school is named Lesbie and everyone hates her
#93
Funny Shower Thoughts
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
#94
Funny Shower Thoughts
3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone's indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.
TheDankBoi 69 4 years ago
I have a Curved Smart TV. When I bought it on 2014, it was very popular but now I can't believe it's lame so I remember to be proud of what we have
#95
Funny Shower Thoughts
The craziest prediction that the tv show "The Jetsons" made about life that far in the future was that a man could still support a middle class family of 4 by working in a factory.
•Chill Gilli• 4 years ago
yeah, but that's not quite the case, is it? -teen from 2021 reading these instead of doing my homework
#96
Funny Shower Thoughts
Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn't a light source...
Adam Sherrill 2 years ago
Ethanol fire. There was an incident in IndyCar a while back when they used pure ethanol as fuel. The thing is, ethanol burns clear. So when, for example, someone is on fire, it is terrifying because they are running around screaming because they are on fire, but it looks like there isn’t any fire.
Micah Myers 4 years ago
If the sun wasn’t a light source would it still be called a star or become a planet
CruelZ 5 years ago
The sun is some sort of star of fire so we wouldn’t see anything at all really. Only in the moon light.
Kaylie Andrade 6 years ago
WOAH radiation is also a thing if u weren't living under a rock for your whole life. but even if u we're living under a rock, it's still a thing, u just didn't know about it. woah. 😨
#97
Funny Shower Thoughts
There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don't know what they are.
Larz Leonard 5 years ago
No, they meant finite. If the set of actions was infinite, it would be impossible to complete in a day.
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Funny Shower Thoughts
If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.
Luca Plas 8 years ago
This would really be impossible since a straight man and a lesbian woman would be attracted to eachother
Ruby smith 6 years ago
Technically it does work because say if a man likes a woman and that woman likes a man the are opposites since they both like the opposite genders.
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Lucas Braun 2 years ago
i would be dating an athlete with 25 bazillion dollars and a love for lame guy
•Chill Gilli• 4 years ago
it's impossible though, if opposites attract then they would be going outside unlike me who is looking crusty af reading some random sh!t and watching menchildren and British teens playing a video game from 2009 with 137 missing assignments.
Ammi DeLeon Folgar 4 years ago
So you are an ugly, broke, internet nerd who has had a difficult upbringing? That's though
#99
Funny Shower Thoughts
The Viagra commercial says "make sure your heart is healthy enough for s*x". That's a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.
Renato Lopez 4 years ago
it came on on a kids show and my mom was in the room and was like 0-0
Kadin Thompson 6 years ago
girrafes are just horses that took a Viagra and it got stuck in their neck
AKIRA SAENZ 2 years ago
When I think about "sex" all I think about is when that one time I walked into my parents doing it.
#100
Funny Shower Thoughts
Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun's power against itself.
•Chill Gilli• 4 years ago
so this is what people mean when they say "take their strengths and use it against them."
Do Showers Inspire You?
You might likely have had a shower thought of your own. Don’t you think so? Well, take a shower and find out the truth yourself. Make sure to share your own thoughts in the comments. Weird, funny, or deep thoughts are always welcomed here. Just make sure to keep it PG-13.
#101
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
James Bond is going to need a Visa for his missions now.
Mittens Wiggum 5 years ago
He's got diplomat status he won't need a visa in most countries. In the US it won't matter because he's a British white male so they'll just let him waltz in.
#102
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
Gabby 3 years ago
Teeth actually aren't part of the skeleton at all (meaning they are not bones)! The teeth are only left behind with the skeleton because they don't decay like flesh. When it comes to diagrams/models they are there because it keeps it looking more "normal".
Benny Lava 8 years ago
Is 'bushing' sinking your teeth in a bush? If so, you also floss while at it.
Kadin Thompson 6 years ago
Not true. you also clean it if your skin gets ripped open and you wash blood off.
TheGoldenAppler 465 7 years ago
hmm yes I suppose when you BUSH your teeth that cleans your skeleton
didiask ratio rekt 2 years ago
bruh r u new to this. you walk outside, grab the poison ivy and tape it to your teeth. duh
Load More Replies... #103
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess 'Beauty and the Beast' is a kids movie.
meow point1 6 years ago
It's not Stockholm Syndrome because Belle said, "Take me instead". It's not b********y because they likely didn't have sex until he turned human, and I don't remember a lynching in it.
Karmen Gregov 5 years ago
Did you know (supposedly) the original story of beauty and the beast is about a married king raping a beautiful under aged girl? Disney adapted it for their audience.
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Nathan Beer 4 years ago
meow is correct its called Lima syndrome and not Stockholm but they are really similar
Nathan Beer 4 years ago
fun fact its not Stockholm syndrome its really close to it, but its called lima syndrome
Mittens Wiggum 5 years ago
A woman who changes everything about her self, abandons her family, takes away her own voice, for a strange man she's seen once, to live in his house because he fancies her.... The Little Mermaid.... and the true version of that is he abandons her for another woman and cannot return to the sea so dies by becoming light particles
#104
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Apple has anorexia: it is obsessed with thinness which leads it to remove things people actually need.
Carly Noelle 8 years ago
I was really confused at first because I was thinking of apple as in the fruit.
Julian Bigelow 4 years ago
Windows is like that girl in a group of friends who isn't exactly intolerable, but you really only hang out with her, because Apple is stuck up and Linux is a loner.
Mittens Wiggum 5 years ago
More like the developers are abusive partners - forcing weight loss and loss of substance to benefit how they feel and how thinness and lack of weight is a priority
Dorian Marches With Penguins 7 years ago
UNTRUE FALE LIES UPON LIES no of you believe this s**t right?
FireNinja 5 years ago
These r just shower thoughts. I hope u realised that
Load More Replies... #105
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.
Alica Knirsch 5 years ago
But they also want us to go on a walk with them, where we need shoesXD
#106
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Unfortunately, not everyone has the sense of humour that you and I do.
Diana CrunChewy Watson 8 years ago
We should make this a tee shirt. "Don't Kid Yourself by ACME Abortion Clinic"
didiask ratio rekt 2 years ago
"No fetus can beat us!" or "Abortion Pizza, where your loss is our sauce, how may I help you today?" would work to
Veronica Fantozzi 4 years ago
If i told that to my friends and laughed they would look at me like im a psychopath.
#107
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.
Kaylie Andrade 6 years ago
yes robert morson, that could conquer unpredictable emotions like in the sims 4.
#108
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they're antonyms.
Matthew Hollingshead 2 years ago
'Execute' as a word for being put to death is actually a shortened way of saying 'execute the order (to kill)', so they both technically are antonyms in both cases.
siena singarella 4 years ago
not rlly. Execute and Execute are homographs. They are two different words.
Mittens Wiggum 5 years ago
That's because the techs who used those words didn't understand them
#109
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Students are stereotypically viewed as being lazy, but I worked ten times harder as a student than I do in my career now
Kadin Thompson 6 years ago
if your teacher tells you that you dont get payed to look out a window all day, you should become a trucker, ATC, taxi driver, or ticket seller at a movie theatre
TheDankBoi 69 4 years ago
if i earned money for every time i was responsible, i would be responsible
#110
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
"Where are you" is probably the least used phrase in sign language.
First Last 4 years ago
It could be, except when it's a mute hearing person signing it. People might still be hearing even if they can't speak.
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#111
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine.
#112
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
I've seen my girlfriend's butthole more times than I've ever seen mine.
#113
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain
Tiana Vibhakar 8 years ago
i dont know whether to upvote this or downvote this. sadly, it works both ways.
Markus Holstein 4 years ago
"I'm in an abusive relationship with live: It keeps beating the hell outa me and I'm to cowardly to leave it." Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Ep.6, season 24, A tree grows in Springfield
#114
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
It's crazy that's there's this giant thing in the sky all the time that we're not supposed to look at.
Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
well you can look at it if you think it's a good idea y'know... nobody's going to stop you ;)
Couch Potato 2 years ago
If you do decide to look at it for long enough, you never will again.
didiask ratio rekt 3 years ago
who said we cant? like, is it illegal? is it stupid? yes. but is it illegal?
#115
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Diabetes is one disease where a sugar pill isn't a placebo.
Kaylie Andrade 6 years ago
ok well, not necessarily, no. i'm debating on whether to agree with this or disagree.
#116
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.
#117
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
"Strap-on" spelled backwards is "no parts".
Kadin Thompson 6 years ago
F**k... if you reverse the syllables in uno, it spells no u, and hence the reverse card is born.
Micah Myers 4 years ago
Is that why I’ve never felt a pain between my torso and m thighs after eating and drinking?
#118
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.
THOR 3 years ago
no, the sun reflects off the moon, so it will still see sunlight, just less of it
Load More Replies... Carrera Miller [STUDENT] 5 years ago
If you throw a stone into the ocean, that's probably the last time that stone is being touched by human hands for millions of years.
#119
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.
#120
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we're a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven't thought to include a phone mount.
Hans 8 years ago
In fact, since cars now typically have bluetooth and USB plugs, phone mounts have become unnecessary again.
didiask ratio rekt 3 years ago
Fun Fact: the cigarette lighter in cars was invented before the lighter
Micah Myers 4 years ago
They did. They’d rather make more money selling separately like nerf guns that sometimes doesn’t come with bullets
#121
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
The Hobbit was a book about the dangers of greed. The Hobbit films were ruined because of greed.
Toasted Applesauce 2 years ago
- the Hobbit - shows picture of Frodo - Frodo wasn't even born when the Hobbit took place (Sorry, I'm a frustrated Tolkein nerd)
#122
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
There should by a gym where the membership fee is extremely high at the beginning of the month but you earn money back for every day you end up going and working out for at least an hour.
#123
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world.
Mittens Wiggum 5 years ago
Teens think they're never gonna die or that they can harm others - old people have seen enough people die to know that going a bit faster could be the reason they die or kill someone else just to get a loaf of bead at the supermarket
Brook Brownstein 4 years ago
That’s not f*****g true. I am a teen and I drive very careful and slowly
#124
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Men get all of the blame for splashing when they go to the toilet, but none of the credit for organically jet washing skid marks away.
Noah C Oien 5 years ago
No, no... he's got a point. This one should be the best shower thought.
#125
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts... does that make me weak or strong?
Valentina Vergara Gomez 4 years ago
Makes you stupid, why would you punch yourself in the first place?
Mittens Wiggum 5 years ago
Pain is no weakness - being dumb enough to punch yourself in the face is
Mittens Wiggum 5 years ago
Why is Lego yellow / Why are Lego pieces yellow
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FAQ
Is a 20-Minute Shower Too Long?
Most experts recommend a shower that is 5 to 10 minutes long. The longer the shower, the more money you will pay. However, if you feel like it (and the thoughts keep running in), take a more extended shower.
Is It OK to Have Random Thoughts?
The brain works all day. Sometimes, random thoughts, funny and weird, can come to our minds in the middle of the day. So, if you are having thoughts, it’s totally OK. If they intensify while in the shower — it’s normal.
Shower thoughts offer a fascinating glimpse into the mind's mechanics, much like the strategic thinking involved in solving riddles.
If you're intrigued by the creative riddles shaped by Disney films and characters, consider exploring a collection of these challenging puzzles.
What do you think ?
Stille20 8 years ago
I think some of these people need to spend less time in the shower. They are boiling their brain.
Nivada Castro 2 years ago
If you kill a suicidal person,are you giving or taking their "happiness"????
Priya McDermott 3 years ago
So is this what my mom thinks is happening in my head when I shower for like 30 mins-?
FireNinja 5 years ago
I’m glad to have met another person that likes anime. It’s been a real long time
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Anna Filip 2 years ago
Free shower thought: If 32°Fahrenheit = 0°Celsius then does 0°Celsius+0°Celsius=64°Fahrenheit
Stille20 8 years ago
I think some of these people need to spend less time in the shower. They are boiling their brain.
Nivada Castro 2 years ago
If you kill a suicidal person,are you giving or taking their "happiness"????
Priya McDermott 3 years ago
So is this what my mom thinks is happening in my head when I shower for like 30 mins-?
FireNinja 5 years ago
I’m glad to have met another person that likes anime. It’s been a real long time
Load More Replies... Anna Filip 2 years ago
Free shower thought: If 32°Fahrenheit = 0°Celsius then does 0°Celsius+0°Celsius=64°Fahrenheit
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