40 Of The Funniest Memes From This IG Page That Does Not Sugarcoat Parenting

My grandma would have been like this too. God bless her. A fierce, strong, passionate woman with an endlessly kind heart.

My dad was "planning" to take out Donald Trump after he got diagnosed w/ stage 4 lung cancer... he never left the hospital unfortunately. Idk if he would have actually tried... but part of me thinks he was dead serious. lol.

She probably wasn't kidding. Makes me miss my mom!

Grandma makes an excellent point, but should not have discussed it with the Grandaughter as now GD could be charged with Conspiracy. GM should have just done it and not told anyone. Not saying she should though, just avoiding Conspiracy.

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Monopoly and Uno, bringing families together since...well, never.

yeah, i did a little loser dance when i won a game of worms against my 7 year old grandson. thats because he was a loser!

Nothing ruins family game night more than the games!

All I remember about card and board games with family/ sibs, is the arguing heading rapidly towards fighting and occasional destruction of game parts or cards.

When you’re playing games with kids that are old enough to understand the rules, go your damned hardest. Allowances and rule bends finished as soon as they got how to play. Parent of 3 now-adult competitive game players!

BWAHAHAHA!

I expected 4yr old to say "Now I understand what Mom goes through."

this absolutely slaughtered me oh my god

Lol lol lol lol.

You monster! /j

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The confusion on my husbands face when I say I put it back where it belongs. He does not know where it belongs so I smugly smile and inform him that's a him problem.

That is good.

..... my mom n brothers are slobs. Everytime I go to their house I end up reorganizing their fridge or their cabinets or just cleaning. They accused me of throwing out food they wanted to eat.... S**T WAS OVER A YEAR OLD! I venmoed them $50 to replace the damn mayo & dressings they definitely should NOT have been eating.... wild that I get mean texts & calls just bc I didn't want them to die.... one of the bottles was like.. expanded n looked like it was going to explode. I saved them from botulism n I had to pay them for it.

For shame 😂

Can confirm. It's usually more contained on less mobile and diaper wearing younger ones.

how does this even happen?

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Yelling at a 3yo for not popping well. Classy.

If I woke up my wife early and the house wasn't on fire it would be my last morning alive

Both are good, depending on the day. I like a little cuddle on the weekend and then he gets up and I stay in bed.

Sure......... "cuddle".

meh, not when i have to wake up at 05.10, other than that, sounds good

And pull the duvet off, open the blinds and switch on the TV

To be fair, cheese IS all-consuming

Aww. That is actually sweet. You should treasure those moments.

Some day you'll be missing these times! I know I do!

I was never allowed in my parents bedroom, let alone in their bed. I would never have dared go in there!

You clearly have peaked.

Genious!!!

That is good.

Having a son I realized the old joke about rocks, bottle caps, sticks, bugs, etc in pockets was true. Most get snuck into my pockets too. In fact there is a cup filled with dirt with pet worms on my counter still.

My boys know that I like and collect pretty rocks so they will keep their eyes open for them and bring them to me when they find them.

To be fair, though, I had indoor rocks before.

I'm 34 and have indoor rocks....

Or indoor rocks in the honey. Not kidding. When my oldest was about 5, I had the honey in a wee bucket. I took the lid off one day, and there were several rocks in there (each about the size of a marble). When asked what was going on, she very calmly told us she'd got them from the garden & put them in, all the while eating without a care in the world. Like it wasn't the weirdest thing. I was too afraid to ask why, and just had to bin the whole bucket of honey. Wish I was kidding.

I was getting an MRI recently. The doctor warned me it would be loud and uncomfortable. I put on the headphones and fell asleep. He was shocked. I said it was the most quite and downtime I have had in years

Expensive sleep

This is a true hero.

What a sweet, sweet lady

What an angel

This toaster made a terrible hat. 1 star