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50 Funny Posts From Parents That May Be Losing Their Sanity, But Not Their Funny Bone (September Edition)
Kids can be the best. They might fill your life with joy and meaning. They can make you laugh and ugly cry with their firsts. Those same kids, however, can also be the worst. They can test your patience and make you question your sanity every single day. So ultimately all parents need to vent at some point.
X (Twitter) is one of the best places for parents to share their realities. It’s a tradition here at Bored Panda to present to you the best selection of parenting posts every month. September is no exception, so scroll down and see the gems that the parents on X (Twitter) have shared this month!
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Taryn Bailey 2 years ago
And carrying the car seat, with the baby in it, and a dozen bags of groceries up the stairs as well.
Oscar Wilde wrote in The Picture of Dorian Gray: “Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.” Most parents can enjoy the fruits of their hard labor only after many years have passed. And it really is true that most parents are in the trenches every day. Luckily, there’s places to share your struggles and cool off for just a moment – like scrolling through these funny and relatable posts about parenting.
The most important thing for all parents to remember is that there are no perfect parents. Most parents-to-be are wrong to think that they will be better at this parenting thing than their friends. Very early on in their journey, they have to learn the hard way that there is no such thing as a perfect parent.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
That's my mom when we go shopping. And yes, I'm a grown a*s woman with her own kid and it is a bit annoying
It’s natural for children to have problems in their behavior. Healthy Children reports that on average, school-age children have five or six traits that their parents find difficult to deal with. Some of them might be plain old refusing to do chores, not listening to simple requests, and playing video games or watching TV for too long.
Some children that can be hard to parent might fall between two sides of a spectrum. A child might want too much independence or, on the contrary, might not have achieved enough autonomy. Both can be the result of certain parenting techniques, but that’s not to say there is no way to correct that behavior.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
That only works out for as long as the kids take to realize they need to charge them. That'll be sooner rather than later
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
My nephew went through a phase of no hugs. It sucked but not once was he forced to give me a hug. Now it's like he's making up for it with extra super awesome attack hugs. And when I go to leave its a non stop hug assault 😂
Healthy Children recommends to stop striving to be a perfect parent. It’s totally normal to feel inadequate, overwhelmed or guilty over what your child has done. It’s important to allow yourself to feel simple emotions such as anger, worry or shame. Parents know their children best – ultimately, they’re the ones that know them the longest. Thus it is natural to trust your instincts as a parent to know what is best for your child.
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Hakunamawhatnow 2 years ago
My 5 year old son: I hate girls, except you. And then: cause youre not a girl.
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Glenn Schroeder 2 years ago
I'm guessing the 17-year old boy was more than happy to attend a party where there were women in their early 20's.
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Steph 2 years ago
Oh gosh! My sister has two pair of twins - that alone is a nightmare for me, and I‘m just the aunt. Can only have the slightest guess, what you are going through! Stay strong! Have a Martini or whatever is legal where you live! 🙏🏻👍🏻😂
Susan Teter 2 years ago
What she do in a past life to deserve 2 sets of twins in this one? Just wondering...
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imgonaarickrollyousohard 2 years ago
I respect my opponent. I think they're a good person but quite frankly, I agree with everything they just said
Xander Man 2 years ago
Let both win, they can share the job, and no one will be the wiser... unless of course they are boy and girl twins... the confusion on peoples faces when they alternate... 😁
quentariel 2 years ago
All twins I know are so different that they would never run for same position ever. But I can feel you.
Many parents feel insecure and think: “How do I know if I’m a good parent?” Children’s Trust program One Tough Job names knowing how to forgive oneself as one of the traits that good parents possess. Showing yourself love in other ways – celebrating your accomplishments and taking care of your health and wellbeing – are other two. There’s no shame in asking for help – whether it’s from a professional, or from a family member. In order to raise well-adjusted kids, their parents have to be healthy, recharged and rested.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
And you spot a bad parent by them being unimpressed and dismissive of everything their kids do
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David A Paterson 2 years ago
That's something that needs to be relearned several times in life. But 8 years old is too young.
The children’s trust program also advises to raise your kids with love. That applies to discipline too: “You discipline your children with words that are instructive, not destructive, and caring, not callous. You understand that your children need love and guidance, and you treat them fairly when they make mistakes.” It’s also important to show your children love with everyday gestures or three simple words: “I love you.”
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Pandroid Rebellion 2 years ago
Just ask her how she spells it. Emphasize the YOU....And then if it is really basic say, "You never know! I knew a girl named Sally with a silent 7 in her name. Hahaha. Nice shoes, where did you get them?". So that's lie, distract, redirect.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
That's why I watched so much 'Murder she Wrote' and 'Quincy' as a child
Research has found that out of the four most popular parenting styles, authoritative (sometimes also called positive) parenting is the most effective. It’s called “the sweet spot” between authoritarian and permissive parenting styles. Authoritative parents establish rules and boundaries, but they enforce them through honest discussions and reasoning.
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Mickipickie 2 years ago
I would have to point out her need to stop collecting candy as soon as she has 1 mouthful, because it ain't all gonna fit in there at once!
While authoritarian parents are strict and don’t negotiate, authoritative parents try to reach an understanding through explaining possible outcomes, pros and cons of a decision. According to the aforementioned study, children of authoritative parents grow up to be more confident and might achieve better academic success. They’re also better at problem-solving and may have better social skills.
Positive parenting (or authoritative parenting) is based on the model of three Fs. They stand for Firm, Fair and Friendly, and stress the importance of setting boundaries, but maintaining a positive relationship with children while doing so.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Can't argue with that logic. Now hand me the Oreos, or I'll reenact Jurassic Park for you
However, parenting is not an exact science and there are no guarantees that one parenting style will work better for everyone. Child psychologist Francyne Zeltser wrote for CNBC: “There’s a difference between parenting styles and parenting practices. A parenting style is the emotional climate in which you raise your child, and a parenting practice is a specific action that parents employ in their parenting.” It’s okay to borrow different practices from different styles and apply them according to the situation.
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Taryn Bailey 2 years ago
Mine was like that even without a fever. She fell asleep, and she turned into a freaking heat rock. I normally can't sleep without some sort of cover, but when she came crawling into bed with me, all bets were off.
Which posts from parents on X did you like the most this month? Don’t forget to upvote your favorites, pandas! Share with us your funny and relatable parenting stories, if you have any. And for panda parents – don’t be afraid to trust your instincts and remember that perfection doesn’t exist.
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Nadine Bamberger 2 years ago
It's such a good sign that your home is considered a safe space, so stock up on snacks and enjoy the company 😀
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Chris Cristo 2 years ago
Kids are brutally honest! If you need a good opinion, just ask a kid😂
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️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 2 years ago (edited)
i gotchu kid, its two thousand twenty eight. copy it hurry!!! dont tell the teacher!!! edit: im sorry guys i cant do math dont trust me 😭
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Snorkeldorf 2 years ago (edited)
This one! Me: Where is the water bottle? Maybe somebody turned it in? My kid (went on a field trip that day): I was leaning over the railing and it fell in the giraffe exhibit at the zoo.
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Jade (she/they) 2 years ago
The easy solution is to do it while they can't see you setting it up, idk I don't have kids
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Our younger cat does this to my boyfriend, just with meowing instead of yelling XD I swear, that cat has an amazing ability to target boyfriend's nitty-gritties.
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Manic Mama 2 years ago
Lol. You think they're actually going to speak to you in the teenage years? That's hilarious.
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Jade (she/they) 2 years ago
Well my argument is that you wouldn't put tomatoes in a fruit salad but yea he's right too
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Roxy Eastland 2 years ago
A little hint that I didn't learn until my second baby, but if you take off a nappy and it's not as wet/dirty as you would have expected, hold your baby over the toilet (or a little potty) and make a psss pssss psss sound. If there is anything ready to go, they can't help themselves. Hold them with their back against you, facing out, and your hands under their thighs, so their knees are above the level of their hips. If getting it all directly to the toilet/potty appeals, try doing it directly after a feed too. Babies almost never 'go' while feeding, so have them nappy free, then as soon as they are finished, over the toilet/potty and psss psss psss, and Bob's your uncle. I did all this with my second, and by the time he could walk he was literally completely potty trained and we could dispense with nappies altogether.
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Raumpfleger 2 years ago
Believe me, you doged a bullet there. My wife is a therapist which means she knows exactly how everything we do and say to our children could probably affect their minds and thus ruin their lifes. You won't believe to what extent I have to be careless and irresponsible every day to compensate for this.
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James016 2 years ago
Some from my son: "Winner, winner chicken dinner....winning winning chicken dinning". Last Sunday he asked if I could go and buy him some Cornetto's. I had to tell him that as it was after 4pm, Tesco was closed. His response: "Sainsbury's Local is open." It was and I had to go. A couple of weeks ago he was watching a rather pretty sunset. His take on it: "The darkness is coming"
James016 2 years ago
Some from my son: "Winner, winner chicken dinner....winning winning chicken dinning". Last Sunday he asked if I could go and buy him some Cornetto's. I had to tell him that as it was after 4pm, Tesco was closed. His response: "Sainsbury's Local is open." It was and I had to go. A couple of weeks ago he was watching a rather pretty sunset. His take on it: "The darkness is coming"
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