30 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Were Just Trying To Get Through June

That kid is going places

I did the math, if she ate it everyday for 9 months(average time needed to birth a baby), and the average McDonald's meal cost $8 USD it would cost about. . . $2,184. (sorry, I'm just extra bored today. smh.)

Sometimes that actually does the trick. Start wailing as loud as them, with those long, sighing gasps in between. A crying choir can turn into a laughing choir and/or stun them out of their self-dug pit of sadness. (It is important to give the 3yo a chance to explain why he was crying though, which will help them learn to talk about it, next time. Crying is okay as a way to release the first gulf of emotion, but talking can help you work through it, where crying would only drain you further.)

I feel this in my bones

Aww but this is so sweet. Parenting 100/10

Up vote for becoming aware of the responsibilities.

Valuable vocab

My husband got his hands on an old switchboard. Best (most quiet) three months we ever had, as long as we ignored the 'click-clack' sounds! (Helped to put it away and then take it out again a few months later as well.)

Glad the chick still prefers mill 🤪

🙈🙈🙈😂😂😂

This is where he'll learn the fine art of lying about not bingeing the entire season of a show they're supposed to be watching with their partner...

He's got a point. What were you thinking?

We live rural. My son knows where his food comes from. When he sees a scared chicken he tells them don't worry we aren't going to eat you yet.

Chore charts sadly don't work. They make everything a -chore- and have the participants overlook other tasks that are not specifically on the chart for that specific day

My kids had giftcards for a bookstore and they both bought the same picture book because "we don't want to share and it's OUR gift!".

Above 20 everyone is practically a granny to little kids

Give the kid some cupcakes, she deserves them

Or giving completely stupid suggestions like 'have you tried just calming her down?'

No 2 year old would choose to sleep by themselves. In the African savanna little kids sleeping by themselves out of sight of grown-ups got eaten.

I dread having to go through homework one day with the chick. I literally forgot about everything I learned at school

Nope, all your luck was used up on that one

Love the picture and the sentiment.

Cheestchup sounds better than choctchup

I solved this with a game. It's called the sneaky game and we talk like 1940s mobsters and use our fingers as fake mustaches. Then we do mildly naughty things. People just think I'm a weird parent but it works.

Still better than most of the healthcare here. At least he spent time with you

Details... mere technicalities

Oh God, same! And when she wants to do it but it doesn't work: DRAMA!

My son loves doing this after rolling in mud puddles and having wrestling matches with our long haired dog

Yesterday I wondered why it takes so long to keave the house, then I realised I have to think ahead for three people

Oh the moist whispers. Before children I didn't know what a mildly damp ear canal felt like

Every. Single. Time.

My house is ancient so the walls and doors are super thick which means I can't hear anything ever at all through it and that plus my APD pisses off my parent hugely. It's really useful for sleeping in tho

Now this sis funny, but who lets a five yro dring root beer?

My friends and I used to glue google eyes to pine cones and name them random things. My was apple for obvious reasons.

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Ouch 😣

They go to Rebecca Rabbits “burrow” and are pretending to be rabbits. I can picture the episode. But it’s been a good 3 or 4 years since we watched Peppa so I couldn’t tell you season or episode name…

*snort* My brother and I were little when "A New Hope" came out. My father had a big bench vice in the workshop at the time. We went through a lot of Star Wars action figures re-enacting the trash compactor scene.

-_-

I'm a mom myself now and I still need my mom! I don't want to think about a time when she's not here anymore 😢

ha! not if your dad is german!

The second week of school for kindergarteners always has the most criers.... they realise they have to keep going to school

Or on the toilet. Works, too

Silence is what needs to be investigated the quickest.

I was watching SpongeBob way before I had kids, and way after turning an adult

Hey, I was in my twenties when I happened to be outside my mother's office at work, saw the name of her coworker on the door, and loudly said "DOUCHEtte? What an embarrassing name! Guess who was inside at the time and heard every word.

It's probably better if you don't ask questions.

You've spelt it wrong, should be Chalmondley, pronounced the sane, Seriously,

My 5 and 7yo call them "uncooked eggs" 😂

I always brush my teeth while under the shower. Feels nicer that way

My 4 year old can't help with putting toys away because her fingers are too short and also, Aysha from kindergarten hit her on the shoulder last Thursday.

PAINTED Lady Butterflies, geez.

Hoodies aren't angsty they're warm and fix my dysphoria

I dont think it was a compliment.

Since smart scientist found out that onlinedevices are not suited for kids under the age of 6 this story is not so funny as you think it is... "Ages four to six The experts are unequivocal: Kids in this age group shouldn’t be using smartphones (or other mobile devices), period. " https://www.todaysparent.com/family/parenting/an-age-by-age-guide-to-kids-and-smartphones/

If that doesn't work, next you'll FEEL it

I had this really cool giant tiger hand painted scroll thing in my entryway. They oddly detail painted the balls. Every single person that came in. "oh that's an awesome painting, wait are those his balls"

20 cm (7.87 inches) and Delaware. I'd love this.

Note to self: remove "taint" from mental dictionary and replace with "botch". Need to keep my profanities fresh!