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Nearly every possible demographic category has memes about and for it, so it shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone that women, literally half of the human population, would have their own, encompassing humor, triumphs, fun, achievements, heartbreaks, and just everyday annoyances.
The “Females” Instagram page posts memes and pictures that women will no doubt find both hilarious and painfully relatable. So get ready to dive into this list of female-friendly content, make sure you are comfortable, then upvote your favorites and comment your thoughts and experiences below.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I’ve done this to my sister via text. She’ll say “I never said that!” and I immediately send her the screenshot of the text she sent a day/week/month prior when she did, indeed, say that XD
Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
I mean...is that bad? I had a cheating a*s bf who was very annoyed by what he described as my "forensic memory". If you're gonna lie, at least try to remember what you said, b***h 🤣
ThatBlackNightingale 2 years ago
That's why you never mess with someone who likes research.... Or being right
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Sue Denham 2 years ago
Uh-huh. Just smile and nod every ten seconds and occasionally throw in an "Oh, I know.".
the harbinger of doom any 2 years ago
And then you realize they’re telling you about how their dog died or taxes 💀
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Daniela Lavanza 2 years ago
Classic but not for women only. My husband sometimes experiences this and I can tell from his look that his mind has left the chat. It’s even funny in the end because he knows he can be absent-minded even thought he never meant to be rude.
Mell 2 years ago
Hahaha, I can tell by the look in my husbands eyes if he is 'zoned out'. We agreed to him putting his phone down when we talk (that helps) and sometimes I make him repeat me when it is something important to remenber....
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Amen mesay 2 years ago
Thinking bout my bday that is in.. A MILLION YEARS AND WHY IM WORRIED ABOUT IT!!
Female memes are a natural outlet for expressing experiences, seeing as many of the traditional ones are more limiting. For example, if you take a glance at the people making and managing Hollywood films, fewer than one-fifth are women. This includes directors, producers, writers, cinematographers, and editors, not counting all the films and shows that predominantly feature male characters.
So, while that industry takes its sweet time to change, female netizens around the globe can, instead, share their thoughts and emotions through a much more contemporary outlet, the humble-but-ever-so-relatable meme. The “Females” Instagram page is one amongst many with this focus and has already amassed an impressive 1.4 million followers.
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Paul Brown 2 years ago
Unfortunately for me this induces panic attacks and I become overwhelmed and unable to do anything.
Yer maw 2 years ago
Same! I've recently become aware I most likely have adhd and this is super common for those with it. Both my sons have been diagnosed with adhd yet because I've never been hyper like them I never considered I was also adhd until discovering how differently it presents in girls as kids and then as adults but damn it explains so much! I've been stuck in the cycle of having so much I want done that I just don't know where to start for months now, it's getting ridiculous
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Nihil Supernum 2 years ago (edited)
Please don't diss the Taco Bell chihuahua. They were cute.
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Ryan Edwards 2 years ago
🎼 Meet George Jetson. His Boy Elroy. 🎵 🎶 Daughter Judy. JANE HIS WIFE.♩♪♩♬ ♬♩♪♩
If the statistics from Hollywood made you raise an eyebrow, just wait, it gets worse. Despite being literally half the population, only about one in ten films will be headlined by a woman, which fits with the just as depressing statistic that the majority of the cast in major films are male. For example, in 2014, only 28.1% of characters in the 100 top-grossing films were women.
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
If you expect disappointment, you can’t be disappointed. Don’t be afraid to keep the bar on the ground.
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ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 2 years ago
No, it's me over sharing, and let me tell you why...
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
This happens to me all the time and I don't know why. I am apparently a magnet for people with depressions, I've heard far too many stories from people I barely know already.
Kylie Leanne 2 years ago
Thank you for the gift of "slow your roll"! I haven't heard that one,and love it!!
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GenericSodaPop 2 years ago
my mom died because she got attacked by a corgi and my dad is a male stripper and every day my brother steals my dino nuggies ARE YOU TAKING NOTES!!???!?!
Appalachian Panda 2 years ago
When you're just trying to provide basic customer service but you have to spend ten minutes hearing about how their rotten kids never visit.
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
Be nice to old lonely people. You just never know if you might be old someday.
Load More Replies...And despite, apparently, being such a rare breed, actresses tend to be paid only about forty cents to every dollar made by a male co-star, possibly the most blatant example of a wage gap in any industry. In other businesses, this gap is “only” around twenty percent, but it all leads to a reality where female stories are just featured fewer times and women aren’t even given the resources to do anything about it.
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Aboredpanda 2 years ago
Too cold and clammy for that. You must all be living somewhere nice and toasty.
Dollymix Devine 2 years ago
It's the perfect time to go on my phone, look through my make up samples bag, make appointments and check who Jennifer Lawrence is dating
Yer maw 2 years ago
I need that wallowing in a towel time to recover from the shower - I'm always super dizzy after a shower, no idea why
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago (edited)
My husband one day told/asked me , ‘why are you such a pretty lady?’ I responded with, ‘because you need new glasses’, he said I’m a pain in the a**e
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Olivia Pedigo 1 year ago
Me when my boyfriend asks me to go on a date but when every time I ask him he says no
Moex-I010. 2 years ago
This is how we emotionally stunted folks prepare for inconveniences after past occurrences we dread.
Television isn’t really better, where just like feature films, the majority of characters are male and are played by male actors. This is perhaps why many women have turned to the internet, which, despite its many, many flaws, is a great equalizer and democratizer. Instead of having to fight one’s way past a myriad of predatory producers for a chance to get your ideas out, one can just make a meme and have millions see it within moments.
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Sans Serif (Sans) 2 years ago
And, why does it look like a wallboard anchor?
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Bob La Capra 2 years ago
My check engine light came on because there was a tiny crack in the metal tube where you put gas in. Has no effect on the operation of the car and it's not dangerous but it triggers the light. I asked a guy at the auto parts store how to fix that. He suggested an inch of electricians tape over the check engine light would be just the ticket.
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Jamie Solt 2 years ago
Which is why I don't wear makeup at all...lol.. I tend to rub my eyes and everything and would just mess it all up. Haha
Lady of the Loft 2 years ago
Funny! I wear eye makeup so I won’t rub my eyes!
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Maisey Myles 2 years ago
What's worse is when wearing underwear and forget you have them on when you pee. I usually go commando
cerinamroth 2 years ago
Went for an unscheduled swim with my daughter after kindergarten one day and forgot I had mascara on. You should have seen me when I came out. I can't believe she didn't say anything - she doesn't normally mince her words!
Aboredpanda 2 years ago
Mine doesn't? Also doesn't get in my eyes so I don't get an allergic reaction.
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LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
There are 600 muscles in the human body. Being nice and smiling for 8 hours requires 599 of them.
Juan Something(downvotevictim) 2 years ago
I'm ok with being cordial, but I'm definitely not smiling for 8 hours.
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It’s not like the existing media “for women” is doing them any favors. From objectification, tokenization, and creating unrealistic body standards. Hollywood and advertising go hand in hand, in this regard, the result being that almost three-quarters of all women feel a constant pressure to “improve how they look,” in an endless, unwinnable battle.
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Pancake_Pansexual_Panda 2 years ago
I keep telling myself: Keep those tears in! Don't show it, don't show them that you know...
a.very.confuzzled.chicken. 2 years ago
and now theyy knowwww let it goooooo lett it goooo :D
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Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
My favorite is when someone looks at me just a BIT sideways, and it ruins my whole day
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Heidi Schultz 2 years ago
Can we just appreciate the flow of water trying to break into a water filled room because they are literally in the ocean
Ropre 2 years ago
I cry all the time.....happy tears, sad tears, angry tears. I can't fight with anyone because then I'll instantly start crying!
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
Thank you! I thought I was weird! I have the same issue! It‘s SO frustrating!
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Ryan Edwards 2 years ago
Why, why why do I do this?!?! And, in the moment, when you are trying to argue your point and justify your position - you can't hear how unreasonable and insane you sound. And then there's that horrible feeling later on (next day?) when you relive those moments in your head and your realize what a terrible person you were being.
Debbie 2 years ago
I like to think I am very very stubborn and keep shut. And indeed after some cleaning (I can clean very well when I am angry) it is me who starts talking...
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This isn’t just some trend of women undervaluing their appearance, it’s an epidemic. Dove found that only 4% of women considered themselves beautiful, which seems absurdly low. The vast majority, according to the same study, do not even consider themselves attractive. Even if we try to account for a normal distribution of “attractiveness” throughout the population, this just does not make sense until one realizes that the “standards” set for women are basically unreachable at best and downright unhealthy at worst.
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Themoonprincess 2 years ago
Literally me the other day. It was terrible.Only if we had a time machine.
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago (edited)
I remember once being served milk that tasted a bit weird at a restaurant. Turns out it had been sitting somewhere unrefrigerated for a day- or something like that, I can’t remember. We refer to that day as “the fermented milk incident” nowadays.
Nihil Supernum 2 years ago
This is why I mostly stick with my usual options. The fancier ones are almost always worse IMO. If they aren't, they still end up not worth the extra expense.
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Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
this happens only a few times in your lifetime - take as many pictures as you can ;)
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Candid Panda 2 years ago
Oh yea.. that pile of clothes on the floor consisting of the five outfits that didn't work out.
GoGoPDX 2 years ago
Mine is the face and hair products, and makeup all over the counter. I try to keep it on my side, as my husband is much better than me, but it often spills over, but he never complains. I will clean it all up before bed, promise myself I won't do it the next day, and then break that promise, lol
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I did this too many times, came home from a doctors appointment, the place was a mess, I was tired and hungry, from that day on when I leave the house I have to pick up, so I can just crash when i get home if I wanted
This highlights the importance of “female-friendly” media and memes, it’s not just about making women laugh, it’s about providing a space where they can control the narrative to push back against imposed standards of beauty, behavior, and anything else that is just the fantasy of a screenwriter or marketing team.
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Okay, but can we discuss how/why a sponge seems to have floating shoulder blades?
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Could we discuss SpongeBob’s theoretical anatomy, though? How do his legs go from being 9 inches apart to 3 inches apart and back again, while remaining parallel?
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BenMaharaj 2 years ago
Crying is on of the many known responses to stress. What a dumb question.
Dot Brogden 2 years ago
Yep. I also cry when I’m angry. When I’m tired. I’m a crier. Get over it. Only time I don’t cry is when I’m sad.
Moex-I010. 2 years ago
Screw whoever thinks "Letting out a tear/some tears" is "childish" or "silly" because the alternative is High BP.
Sandy Price 2 years ago
No, I'm gonna holler, cuss,change my hair then act like nothing ever happened.
devotedtodreams 2 years ago
Oh, too often... I'm trying to find ways to handle stress better because I feel like a silly child when I burst into tears, but it's just this tidal wave of emotion that needs to get out...
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Little Johnny 2 years ago
This is me!!! Now I'm going to get to go through the same thing as yesterday, and the day before that. And the Day , before that. OH, The week before ALL that ,too !! Can't forget that either.!! LoL
Without this sort of outlet and without good representations of what other women normally experience and think, studies show that women turn their insecurities inward. The aforementioned study conducted by Dove found that more than half of the respondents agreed that ultimately, they were their own worst critics, creating a basically unwinnable battle.
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Snorkeldorf 2 years ago
Did this. Got up and looked for a pair of gray sweatpants I realized I hadn't seen in...I couldn't remember when. Not in the closet or the hamper. Over the next two weeks I tore the house apart looking for them with no luck. One night, while watching TV, I remembered that when I bought my sweatpants on line, I couldn't tell exactly what shade the gray ones were. Was trying to match them with a hoodie I owned. Only bought the navy blue pair. Never owned a pair of gray sweatpants. Your mind is a terrible thing to lose.
Exasperated Side Character 2 years ago
Two nights ago i woke up, googled « do bugs breathe », and went back to bed
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Brooklyn Roffman 2 years ago
Always remember pandas, There is probably someone,somewhere, who cares about you,and if you can’t find them, then I will be that person for you
Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 2 years ago
I will be that person for you Brooklyn. And all the other pandas
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Chex mylicks 2 years ago
fr this was me when i met my first love. I miss them everyday, i wont get into a relationship anymore bc its scary
Persephone 2 years ago
The person faking liking you for their own personal use is the clown... the type that hides in a sewer. You can learn from surviving those psychos. You might feel embarrassed and ashamed of yourself for falling for it, but it's not your fault. You can still continue to be that good person you were before trauma, while using your knowledge to help others recognize those a******s. You may even save a life. You are stronger than your abuser! Pass on knowledge!
xWILTED_ROSEx 2 years ago
these 'memes' are making me majorly insecure and start pulling away from my friends <3
B Jean the Jelly Bean 2 years ago
And sometimes it's the one person you thought was your best friend.
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Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
"I'm going to wake up early and NOT waste two hours of my life staring at my phone"
Yeet_girl360 2 years ago (edited)
I just found my old Nintendo 2ds in my closet, and I charged.. I saw animal crossing and my two favorite characters moved away 😭 what do I even do!
People interested in the history of science no doubt already know the many, many cases where studies were predominantly conducted on men, leading to skewed results. For example, most of us can probably name the symptoms of a heart attack or a stroke, but did you know that the “indicators” differ between men and women? The result, unfortunately, is that many women go through life without even understanding some of the signals their bodies might be sending.
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Ms.GB 2 years ago
New hair really does have the magical ability to make you feel better tho
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3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago
Gotta do the ritual for the mental breakdown gods or else I won’t make it through the upcoming standardized tests ✌🏻
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I finally got around to dyeing my hair this year after wanting to dye my hair for decades. I wasn’t as happy as I thought I’d be. And oy, the maintenance! XD It was fun, but I don’t think I’d do it again. Try semi-permanent first to see how you feel about it :)
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Sandy Price 2 years ago
Me too. I should've gotten me a sugar daddy or momma while I was young and firm.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
That'd p**s me off sorry I actually keep secrets cause I care about my friend's privacy
And this applies to a lot of designs, from clothing sizes, derived from military uniforms, to seating in public transport and bathroom layouts. Fortunately, outlets as simple as memes have a part to play in dragging the world, kicking and screaming if need be, into a more inclusive tomorrow. And if you want to see more “female memes,” Bored Panda has got you covered, you can find our other articles here and here.
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hi_itsvalentina 2 years ago
I just saw my best friend after 2 months of not seeing each other and we screamed at the top of our lungs and tackled each other like 7 year olds
justaprettypotatopanda 2 years ago
Oh my gosh, same exact situation except I was at work when we did so loll
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EmbersAreOut 2 years ago
when i saw my bsf after not seeing him for almost a year, the first thing we did was check who was taller lol. I'm still holding on by like a centimeter. Then we sang almost the whole soundtrack to hamilton at the top of our lungs.
InvisibleQuokka 2 years ago (edited)
I didn’t see my best friend for about four years and six months
#32
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
This is me 24/7. My fellow Pandas know. You’ve seen the photos I’ve posted of my hair XD
JustYou'reAveragePANda 1 year ago
Trick: If it's long, braid or french braid it. It really helps it.
mysterious(all pronouns) 2 years ago
My hair is incredibly thick. I'm glad it's short, which makes it much easier to brush, but that also means that sometimes it will stick straight up in the mornings, and will stay that way if I don't mess with it.
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Juan Something(downvotevictim) 2 years ago
Nice try, BP, but I don't like any pictures of me so 🤪
Corella Fleabane 2 years ago
I had that one good license photo, and then came the day they made me take a new one
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Only for sleeping in that face mask, because it’s going to get all over her pillowcase. Wash it off first ffs.
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Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago
Deep breaths. In for five seconds, hold for five seconds, exhale for five seconds, pause for five seconds - repeat for at least 30 seconds. Calms the brain, calms the amygdala.
Pancake_Pansexual_Panda 2 years ago
How to not cry: Just hold it in, let the pain show in your eyes, and not cry!
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Pancake_Pansexual_Panda 2 years ago
Nope, not me. I think I am the minor character in a big big world.
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Pancake_Pansexual_Panda 2 years ago
Exactly! And then when I wash my hair, and then I dry it, it gets all puffy and my hairstyle is almost like Pennywise's hair.🥲
Kat Hoth 2 years ago
That's why I now keep mine (which used to be mid-back, for over 40 years) less than an inch long, usually between 3/16ths and 1/2 inch. When you get older you care a LOT less what other people think of you.
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Chewie Baron 2 years ago
You had me at hello! Which is why most of my friends think I’m a bit of a slag!
Clown fish 2 years ago
Chewie don't listen to them your not a slag plus they only jealous because you get all the boys
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Listen, as f*****g hot and humid as it gets outside in summer where I live, you can bet your sweet bippy I’m going to be quite content being inside in the air conditioning as much as possible.
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Pancake_Pansexual_Panda 2 years ago
Why do I have to be born a procrastinator? My room is so messy...and I don't even bother until my mom tells me to clean up my room...
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
That three hours was the release you needed to cry it all out of you. Once it’s all out, you can start to feel better. However, this only works for more non-major issues.
C.S. E. 2 years ago
Ahh, the good 'ole therapy or temper cry! That's the good stuff. Releases the pressure
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In the middle of crying I just randomly remember I’m a hot b*tch so then I have to pose in the mirror then I remember that the reason I’m crying is because I don’t look like a hot b*txh today so then I start crying again
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Carl 2 years ago
Good catch! I think they spliced two shots for this, one with the pole and one without. Her back arm is at a slightly different angle, too. Probably to show off her figure?
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Jp@nda 2 years ago
Aww babe, just remember that those popular girls are at their peak right now, and they'll spend the rest of their lives thinking about the good ole days. When the rest of us don't even know who we are until our late twenties. Life gets so much more awesome, don't worry ❤️
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I HATE shopping. I shop like a guy, go get what I need, and gtfo of the store. Spending time wandering around looking at things I'm not going to buy is incomprehensible to me.
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Ball-Buster McGee (Xe/Xem/Xyr) 2 years ago
@People who moaned loudly in the middle of lunch in 6th grade.
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melanihope8 2 years ago
This collection is terrible, dumb, immature, and beyond stereotypical, I expected better from board panda
Ace 2 years ago
If you don't want dumb immature stereotypical memes then I think BP is not the place for you.
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michael reid 2 years ago
A lot of these are not unique to women though. Some apply more than others, but some are just general human behaviour
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago (edited)
Literally all of these can apply to any gender. I expected this and I'm still disappointed.
Super Beast 2 years ago
this collection is sadder than its author's biography - gender essentialism is no longer cool
Heleen the Feline Panda 2 years ago
what's the matter with the author's biography tho 😳
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Marley Nachi 2 years ago
These are not really specific to women, and actually reveal that the curator of this post probably has mental health issues and should get help as opposed to making depression and toxic behaviours 'relatable' :(
Becky Samuel 2 years ago
What's funny? Stereotypical 'observations' that women cry too much don't make me laugh.
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melanihope8 2 years ago
This collection is terrible, dumb, immature, and beyond stereotypical, I expected better from board panda
Ace 2 years ago
If you don't want dumb immature stereotypical memes then I think BP is not the place for you.
Load More Replies... michael reid 2 years ago
A lot of these are not unique to women though. Some apply more than others, but some are just general human behaviour
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago (edited)
Literally all of these can apply to any gender. I expected this and I'm still disappointed.
Super Beast 2 years ago
this collection is sadder than its author's biography - gender essentialism is no longer cool
Heleen the Feline Panda 2 years ago
what's the matter with the author's biography tho 😳
Load More Replies... Marley Nachi 2 years ago
These are not really specific to women, and actually reveal that the curator of this post probably has mental health issues and should get help as opposed to making depression and toxic behaviours 'relatable' :(
Becky Samuel 2 years ago
What's funny? Stereotypical 'observations' that women cry too much don't make me laugh.
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