Mom Creates 30 Hilariously Honest Comics About What It’s Like Raising A Child

Cute little dragon

I had this conversation with my husband a few weeks ago! I was looking through old photos of our girls and I found some of our youngest when she and I were still in the hospital. She legit looks like a squished old man, in every photo. She was not a cute baby her first week, but of course I was a mother in love, and she was the most beautiful thing in the entire world.

Baby Baby Yoda?

Why a dragon baby weird.

Mine looked like red, peeling old men until they were about a week old. Lol

No jury would convict u

Whaaaaat? You mean a body doesn't just snap back after building and pushing out an entire tiny human? You mean it actually has to repair itself? (fake shocked Pikachu face). Should make him change all the diapers.

I am that lady. "Are you pregnant? So huge!" "Just had a baby" "oh, you look so great!" Grandparents to a childcare kid, couldn't punch her.

your life is a joke

The first thing my stupid neighbour asked me when I came home with my 3 days old son was if there‘s another baby inside me. I wanted to kill him.

gollum

Then they bitch at you for not helping them because " they're tired"

bahaha

All that stops once the kid needs changing.

so true

Mental development in a nutshell. Just imagine you had this pace of learning...you would probably cry, too! There are good books on how to interprete the signs, by the way. It does not make it easier to stand, but easier to understand.

Ha!

So true......for ONE of my two!!

That is actually accurate, I think (I don’t have kids)

This is because babies are not all the same shape. All the more reason to put all babies in dresses (regardless of gender) like they used to in the old days.

Child growth in a nutshell

This has got to be what happens

This model is getting older and is a lot of work, we need a newer model that was so cute and easier to care for.

you in the last panel looks like the confused.com lady

Miam-miam, the good and tasty trash can!

So many judgmental people. I nannied a 3 mo old and was told of the frazy old lady neighbor. Well, neighbor saw me and said "Glad I know you're nannying because I almost thought you were murdering him. Gotta admit-I judge my brother and SIL because they're very hoidy toidy-must get the expensive version of toys, must be pink, latest model. Nothing is good enough for them-they requested to stop gift giving and my guess is that our gifts were never good enough

DON'T STICK YOUR FINGER IN THE DOG'S BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

With my second, it is currently "Mommy got up to pee" causing hysterical crying

and then they learn how to climb the table

the knife might be a problem

take the cookie out of the 2nd pic

*sharpens human-stabbing spear* Ready for dinner.

Babies are a scapegoat

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Really: "that was me" If you're not gonna own your farts in front of your significant other with whom you had a kid, you have no business being together.

Like a sleeping cat-you can't lift them up..

Mo Willems, in his first KnuffleBunny book, describes it perfectly: they go boneless. And as my youngest brother, father of three once said, they are HEAVY when they do that!

Defies physics

Sassy

My husband wonders why I don't exercise. Dude, I barely get 3 showers a week!

In order to pass muster I need to: shower (need clean towels, used them all for a pee, poo, barf combo- need clean clothes - see previous, do I even own panties anymore or do I just have granny bloomers and a mattress pad) wash hair (all I have is oatmeal hypoallergenic baby body wash) wash body (see previous), See towels... Style hair... How do I do this again, Wait, What is this stuck in my hair? Make up- sweats it off from postpartum hot flashes, jewelry - baby rips earring out of the hole and you now have a sliced ear lobe. Necklace lasts 0.000002 seconds before it's ripped off. Rings cut and scratch the baby and or your fingers are still so swollen. Shoes- heels lolololololololololol Feet went up one full size. give me Crocs. Tight jeans....uh, no, just no! swanky cashmere sweater... Baby projectile vomits from the thirty yard line as soon as he knows the sweater cost 2,000$ The vomit is green, the sweater is now green and smells like malted milk balls.

Lol mine is doing this.

That was one of my favorite things.

I particularly appreciate the saggy post-baby boobs :-)

Yup

or they pee themselfs in the face :D

I don't think my son ever did that. Out the wet wipe over their penis. But my daughter, who was maybe 2 months then, peed all over the bed in the time it took me to reach for her diaper-which was on the bed like a foot. I blinked, too. It was all over the bed. And I had a towel under her but it went past it. No more bed changes after that!

meeeeeee