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Once upon a time, in the distant past (that is, about twenty years ago), the internet had many options for netizens who wanted to laugh heartily and generally have fun. Various amusing pictures, jokes, stories, short videos - today, all these and much more have been swallowed up, like an avalanche, by memes.

You can find collections of memes for literally any taste - about kids and parents, about animals and celebrities... there is even a whole collection of gorgeous Shrek-related memes. And today we present to your attention yet another dedicated Instagram page about memes, PotTV. And, of course, a selection of the most thoughtful and funny memes from this account.

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TAMAR1NDE Report

Zoe
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quick, tell that nonchalant, adult "girly" to get to her mom before she became blue in her face from all the hate, which she'll be noticing very, very soon.

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Dawn Marie
Community Member
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter!!! Two bouts of Colon Cancer, had an infection that went sepsis and it did take a huge toll on my body, because of that I am having to move into an assisted living and she says: "You'r fine!" I KNOW I raised her better than that!!! This is her dad's influence. His priority is work, money, friends his family............then us if he had the time. Okay, I will shut up now.

Bryn
Community Member
Premium
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

some people only care about what you can provide them

Dawn Marie
Community Member
Premium
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People = my daughter. I have gone though cancer once, I am out of remission and start Chemo again on Monday. My daughter doesn't seem to care. The last ER nurse called her when I was having severe breathing issues. I was in the hospital for 4 days. I didn't hear from her once. Her excuse? You are in the hospital, they will take care of you. She is 30 and married. It seems like I always have to be there for her when she calls, God forbid I let it go to voicemail!! I am at the point that I am not just caring anymore.

Jen Mart
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you know my "friends"?

D. Pitbull
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, so you know about my situation I see! Thank you for noticing.

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    #2

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    SupaMrs Report

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slave to big hair and shoulder pads.

    Marion Connolly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece's class was asked by their teacher to ask their parents what school was like for them, my niece wanted to know if we wrote with 'feathers', she thinks we went to school during dickension times

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been told parenthood can feel like slavery.

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slave to the rythm...

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turned an older version of the Andy Griffith show on for my grandkids, and they asked me if the world was black and white when I was a girl.

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    85 a good vintage, slaves to longing for the nostalgia of an era that my youngins feel robbed of experiencing. or, something. 🙃

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    HadesMate Report

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my age, my mum had two teenagers. I don't even have a boyfriend. And I'm keeping it that way.

    Vicky Phenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom was my age, I was already 20. My dog just turned 3.

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    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I turned 39 one of my aunts told me that by my age their mom (my father's mom) had already given birth to all her 10 children! And, a friend of mine was 39 too when she became a grandmother...

    What is interesting about this page is that it contains memes not just for laughing out loud at pictures. Most of these memes are text, are non-standard and interesting quotes from X, which really make you think twice. And some are even very wholesome in everyday life.

    For example, the very idea of ​​gamifying your daily chores looks absolutely brilliant to me! No, seriously - I'll finish this post and go wipe the floors to get more XP... And why not, after all?

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    #4

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    Y2SHAF Report

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was a kid, i made a will. i gave my neopets account to one sister & the family cat to the other

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No point having a will if I ain't got nothing to leave to anybody.

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    Jayysen_ Report

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You in for a large surprise in July :)

    iBlank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    behold as I turn your wine into water!

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    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God helps those who help themselves. So, shoplifting. God will help you shoplift.

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    Ihechizuberem Report

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until so numbed by life that tears are gone

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the first 6 months or so, absolutely.

    Elisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have kids, you notice your reasons to cry are actually very reasonable. A toddler may cry because they want red socks and when you give them that, the socks are too red.

    "Disembodied voice"
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you will, maybe you won't. I get angry tears.

    You may ask - so what's wrong with that, are these not original memes? On the other hand, almost any meme author actually uses a template: a screenshot from a movie or TV series, some famous quote and whatnot. By and large, a meme is the ability to look at something already known under a different angle, to find something funny in it - and to expose it to others. And this is, well, this can be a true art.

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    ByMMarie Report

    WhiteClawOfDeath
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol 😁 maybe she should start searching him

    Eunice Robertson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband had zero sense of direction. Had to go rescue him at malls several times, when he'd been to the loo and couldn't find his way back to me.

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    cee_suella Report

    Norma Luce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a wonderful optimistic thought! I hope you mention it frequently.

    Not Who You Think
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Or maybe you're just genetically predisposed for a receding hairline, just a thought.

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    princessLopie Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working so I can buy food for my pets XD That's "working for family"!

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew recently got his first professional job. As we discussed money, he said he had not earned enough the previous month to make a profit. We questioned this, he said his expenses had been more than he made. My sister was confused, he lives at home and is not contributing to bills (his job placement is between degree and masters - he is not entitled, he is required to help practically in the house just not financially). Turned out his expenses were things like a new watch. He defended himself that he wasn't earning a real wage. All the adults round the table shouted out their wages. He was shocked he was earning more.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the experience of being the youngest employee at my first couple of jobs. Then it feels like I merely blinked and suddenly I was the oldest employee at my last job. Now my husband and I started a business, so I’m one of the ONLY employees at my present job.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being the oldest person at work is no picnic either. And yes, I live paycheck to paycheck too.

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut UP! We all miss those carefree days, no need to rub it in! 😭

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gots to have fly kicks tho.

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    "Memes in their original understanding were just a unit of information. Another thing is that before the advent of the widely available internet, such functionality of memes was simply unavailable," says Valery Bolgan, the historian and editor-in-chief of the Intent news agency from Ukraine, with whom Bored Panda got in touch for a comment here.

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    "In fact, any work of art can also be considered a meme. For example, what is the difference between ‘Woman and Cat’ and ‘Mona Lisa’? In terms of popularity - absolutely nothing. Of course, making a brilliant painting is way more difficult, but the modern world is moving towards simplification."

    "Or let’s take, for example, quotes or aphorisms from famous writers or political figures of the past? Some of them understood the importance of quotes for their own image, and specially ‘generated’ impressive phrases."

    "For example, Napoleon Bonaparte - many of his biographers wrote about this. And this significantly influenced his popularity over the years," Valery ponders. "Therefore, in the modern world, literally anything can be considered a meme."

    #10

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    prettygirll4L Report

    YDNinja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been axe throwing! I got injured.

    Jasmijn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t do the lanterns one. Someone light a Chinese lantern, sent it off into the sky, where it eventually came down to earth on my farm and horribly burned one of my pregnant cows. She’s alive and she’ll heal but she has bad burns over her flank and back that will scar. Don’t send fire into the sky if you don’t know how, when, or where it’ll land, or what it’ll land on.

    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lighting lanterns dosent necessarily mean making them fly

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    Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done EVERYTHING on that list and highly recommend them all!

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this like that part in the Fairly Oddparents theme...

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't, but after reading your comment I went back and did it, and it was very satisfying.. thanks

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    mysterious(he/they, maybe?)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta say, Escape room is pretty fun. I've done a lot of them, ran a lot of them, and as long as you can read (trust me, there are people who don't) you've got a pretty good shot at making it out.

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will go with you EXCEPT for the Escape Room!! My claustrophobia would kill me in there!!

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was sad day when I realized that a human lifetime is not enough time to do all the things I wanted to do.

    PHOTOBOB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah. Axe throwing is not that fun. They kept telling me I had to be careful not to throw in the direction of other people.

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    Zoya_ki_batein Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the ones that smell like a pine tree.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always liked the men's better than the women's, but then I guess that's the point.

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absofrickenlutly!!!!

    Neon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What kinda perfume are you going with at the dance?" "Oil..." "OIL?But that stinks!" "Yeah it does but all the girls will think i have a car!!!!"

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mens' perfumes need to go away. A man should smell like nothing, except what his lady friend wants to smell.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why you were downvoted for an opinion. Upvote incoming...

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    izariaj15 Report

    In any case, I sincerely believe that the memes that we have collected in this selection are truly worthy of your attention. At the very least, many of them will make you laugh, some will make you think twice. So please feel free to scroll this list to the very end - and let your scrolling be really exciting!

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    MSKMALIBU Report

    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a vacation. I just want everything planned and packed for me. I just want to show up.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of my fantasies.. lol

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    ohremzel Report

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having happily played through several Mortal Kombat games in the 90s...this seemed kinda dark for a second 😂

    Funhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha.. that's the voice I heard when I read this, too.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just heard Sensei Kreese's voice in my head...

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    Mrneatt Report

    Amy S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to break it to you but the same thing will happen in your 30's, 40's and probably beyond. I'm going to live my whole life convinced that people 10 years older than me are the 'real' grown ups.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Those 10 years older are no longer 'real grown ups' they're dead" !says my 99 year old ma in law.

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    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why so serious, we live once.

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    khanofkhans11_ Report

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    feyiszn Report

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my husband to take a photo of me at the Grand Canyon for my FB profile and it was awful. A stranger asked us to take a photo of herself and her husband and they were so cute.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, that's me! When I take the pics, I look like I do in the mirror, when someone else, anyone else, takes the pic, I look like Jabba the Hutt.. except for my drivers license photo, where I look like a dude in drag taking a mug shot..

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    slimevisions Report

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because a woman isn't willing to put up with anyones BS, does not mean she doesn't have manners. It means she is not buying whatever c**p you're selling. If it were a man with money "talking back", you would not have sh*t to say.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, just don't be a d**k no matter what your gender is or how much money you have...

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    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having money does not buy your way out of using manners. They are simply a rude person who happens to have money at the moment.

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that all the time, being poor.

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money doesn't "make" a person... money "reveals" a person.

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    its_tiidoo Report

    Fabian Bernard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done that all messed UP: found a job at 17, got back to school at 23 and 37, about to get married at 44. Messed up, harder, but the getting married point is the best!

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello person I don't know. I am stupidly smiling at your excitement. Wishing you nothing but the best.

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My plan was quite the same though I want to get married around 27 years of age. I’ve finished school (uni) but nothing else is going according to plan. 😭

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    tutututuulip Report

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes i tease my husband that I married him for his looks and long legs

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I occasionally tell my wife she married me for my looks, but I don't do it too often. I'm afraid that if she rolls her eyes that hard one day they might stay that way.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I'm attractive at all, but last night we were in bed and my wife is looking at me saying "mmmm your shoulders though, and you're so tall." B***h we are lying down right now! Lol love that woman.

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    jerrieblogg Report

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're broke at some point, but then have money at others, you're just poor. Actual rich people don't have the broke part ever. I mean, I'm living paycheck to paycheck too so no shade from me. Just sayin'

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    tinygreenbriar Report

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    alizehxkh Report

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure OP is well on their way to asking for Santa Claus.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That... seems kind of an uncool thing to wish for. Misandry, like misogyny, is NOT a good thing. "Hoping I marry a woman who says yes to anything I want" sounds creepy af - so why is it a "funny meme" to say "Hoping I marry a man who says yes to anything I want"?

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, exactly. If I tweeted "I hope I marry a quiet, soft, kind, 5'3" chick with big boobs who never tells me "no"" people would crucify me

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    Neon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6ft and 8 figure income.. ;)

    hilary 10
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    67 and still looking!!!

    #25

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    thetrayway Report

    WhiteClawOfDeath
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone ever calls me loml, I'm out. Too lazy to type you love me, great

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    Nykeriaaaaaaa Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest scares the c**p out of me. We paid 28k for our house in 1987. She and SIL paid 200k for their house 5-6 years ago. I can't even conceive. As a boomer, I am SO ashamed it has gotten here. Though...it was recently assessed (land tax) at over 300k.

    meeeeeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you ashamed? You're not the government! They did it, not the non rich people

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    DerikcaDesiree Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then stop and let nature take over. Just like the guys have been doing it

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped wearing make up decades ago. I dress for comfort...70 now and so happy I didn't waste my time with all that c**p.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do you, but I will never understand people who can spend $100 on a manicure and $300 or more for cut and colour and another $50 for waxing and and and. Where TF does it end? Just go to the drugstore, drop some dosh for supplies and watch some YouTube. That's a good 3 months covered right there, if not longer.

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    ysmammri Report

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    congrats? you've discovered liking people?

    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do normal people do this? I always, always like multiple people at once. sure, I might like one more than the others, but damnnn, other people are fine too

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guesses on age? I'm thinking either 23 or 13.

    Nadia D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 43 and whenever I am starting LIKING a man other men stop existing for me this way if you know what I mean…

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad. Edit to add I mean sad for not being able to like a partner and friends at the same time, not multiple partners, unless that works for all.

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    GURUJAHRA Report

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, this will definitely bring the men crawling to your door.

    Still Going
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there's a long list of single men looking for that special woman who does s**t and spends all his money. 🙄

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    nyrbhimself Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, here's a news flash, you don't own my time and I don't owe you an instantaneous response.

    Featherking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Word!! Hear hear, and louder for people in the back!

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! The point of a text is that you can send it when it suits you, and the other person can reply when it's convenient for them.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Text, email, same principle. If I don't reply in a day or two, there's a reason

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want an immediately reply, call b***h.

    Elisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start sending me pigeons then.

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´d prefer Owls.

    WinterLady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point of a text is so the person can respond when it is convenient to them. If you need their immediate attention, say in an emergency, you need to call, not text.

    Kitty 🥀
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A trained pigeon would 100% be faster than the USPS. And there’s about the same probability it won’t make it there at all.

    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel free to send that pigeon any time...just sayin'.

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    Featherking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? That sounds absolutely obnoxious.

    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago

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    but I presume you need your girl time every other weekend though?

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    JM
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is frightening.

    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah b***h you're just a psychopath.

    Featherking
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are therapists who can help you with that, honey - you probably shouldn’t wait too long with it either.

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    Featherking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! But there are ways to learn how to break that unhealthy bullshít; a good therapist might help!

    Sue Phillips
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your spouse dying at an early age will make you angry at a man because you miss him. He was supposed to be the one you raised a family and grew old with, but he left you alone. So you're in your mid-50s and a widow, and your friends all make a big deal about wanting to set you up with people. They refuse to understand why you say no. After you've had your happily ever after, no one else will ever measure up, and you don't want anyone to try. Notwithstanding the profile picture and considering the crying emojis, she seems more heartbroken than toxic to me.