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“Internet Gold”: 50 Times People Came Across Something So Hilarious or Unusual, They Just Had to Screenshot it
Saw a funny meme? Screenshot. An uncanny coincidence of something on your phone? Screenshot. Can’t believe what Jennifer just posted? Screenshot, screenshot, screenshot!
One can summon the finger combination needed to save an image on a screen nearly instantaneously. That just goes to show how much of an automatic action it has become. It allows us to share images with people and avoid the need for long explanations or descriptions that might suck the fun out of certain situations. (Kind of like when you have to explain a joke.)
The images from the r/screenshots subreddit sure need no description. Ranging from funny snippets of conversations to comical layouts, these gems speak for themselves. Scroll down for Bored Panda’s list of some of Reddit’s finest or check out these screenshots of Tinder conversations likely to be equally as amusing.
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#1
This Is Needed!
The Other Guest 2 years ago
FLDSMDFR - Film Locating Device Saving Marriages Daily For Real Ca_zFg-VIAAaUut.jpg 
John L 2 years ago
Why is it ideas when stoned are either fantastic or horrific, with no middle ground?
Hannah Finley 2 years ago
Idk but this is absolutely true, sometimes I think I've solved a problem, go back, and am like (...) b***h WHAT LOL
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Donna Clanclan 2 years ago
Same app idea but instead to answer the question 'what to have for dinner'
Molly Mitchell 2 years ago
i need that because my brothers and i fight about what to watch every DAY
Screenshots cater to people in numerous ways. They can work like pages of a notebook with reminders of places to visit or events to check out. Sometimes they become your assortment of jokes (that you have seen, liked, and borrowed) for the next time you’re trying to impress a bunch of friends with your wit. From time to time, you might even use screenshots to prove your point in a discussion or spread the news about something.
These are only a few instances that prove how convenient it is to be able to take pictures of your screen. In addition to that, it allows you to do so on nearly any application or website. Taking a screenshot is sometimes the only possible way to copy or save information.
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#2
Number Neighborhood
MaggieMay85 2 years ago
My parents are number neighbors. So this wouldn’t work with them, my dad “doesn’t do texting”🙄.
SilverIsGold 2 years ago
It's funny how these people are so friendly to each other. I would think they'd block this person instead, but nope
CrazyKnitter 2 years ago
I don't like garlic, I hate sunshine and my body wants to be in the dark. I may secretly be a vampire 🦇, but so secretly that I don't even know it!
That One Quiet Kid 2 years ago
Hi, this is my first time back on Bored Panda after a while (like a year) but nice to see everyone and have a nice day!
#3
Big Ooof
DP 2 2 years ago
Hey I think I got banned, my other account says “undefined” whever I tried to comment. Also all my old conversations and comments have been wiped from BP. did I get banned? I’m literally dying I need to kno someone help me pls. It only takes 10 to get banned. Stop downvoting me so much please. I need this website.
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Corvus 2 years ago
Proper punctuation is what makes the difference between "let's eat, children" and "let's eat children" ;)
SuperChicken 2 years ago
I agree. Also, it makes it look like a run-on sentence.
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Covid Pan Demic 2 years ago
I'm just imagining someone saying that in real life and my dirty mind thinking the other one.
Frank Wellwood 2 years ago
The killer goat eats shoots and leaves. I love the picture of granny hanging in the hall.
Saving information in a screenshot is undoubtedly very convenient. However, it is worth remembering that, in certain cases, it might not go unnoticed. Certain applications inform the author of whatever it is that you’re taking a picture of, so you don’t go screenshotting and sharing others’ information without their knowledge.
This often happens with pictures shared in private messages. Some applications—Instagram or Snapchat, for instance—alert the sender if the recipient takes a screenshot of a picture they’ve sent.
#4
It Be Like That
Silvermidnight 2 years ago
This sentence is against Nature . . . it took me ten minutes to figure it out . . .
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Lazy PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
I think that it’s cause our circadian rhythms have been thrown off so much by our phones and daylight savings time. And now they signed a bill to make daylight savings time permanent 🤦
Om 2 years ago
in my case it was college. Starting on 5th semester my classes were in the afternoon. I tried doing homework in the morning, but I'd either forget about it or if I had doubts no one was online, so I had to do all my homework and study before going to sleep after arriving from college. So I would normally go to bed at 3:00AM and then wake up at 10:00AM. It worked for the rest of my career, but when I graduated and had to get a job, I could never readjust to being a "morning person". So here I am, 7 years later, still struggling because college changed my circadian rhythm.
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Bobert Robertson 2 years ago
My problem is at night I never want to go to bed and in the morning I never want to get up
Covid Pan Demic 2 years ago
And if water tasted as good in daytime as it does at 3 am when you wake up for no reason.
Neuridivergent 2 years ago
It would be nice if changing your schedule to match your sleep and energy cycle was as easy as it sounds.
#5
This Is From New Years 2017 Going Into 18, But This Still Makes Me Smile Every Time I Revisit It. I Texted My Dads Phone Number On New Years, Drunk And Sad. And I Honestly Didn’t Expect To Get A Response
Zephyr343 2 years ago
I had someone text me (wrong number) asking to cancel her hair appointment because her daughter got really sick and ended up in the hospital. Instead of just saying "wrong number", I wished her luck with her daughter and was really sympathetic. She actually texted me updates over the next few days until her daughter got out lol
MygrandsonscallmeNia 2 years ago
I still text my BBF... He passed away, 11/28/22. On His son's birthday, his son passed 9/18/21. I thought, I was the only one, who did this ..
Sue Knerl 2 years ago
I saved the last message my mom left on my phone. I was devastated when I accidentally erased it.
overcat 2 years ago
I accidentally erased the last voice message from my grandmother. I can still kind of hear it in my head
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Rick B. 2 years ago
Just read your comment and looked at my battery. It's 16% lol
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GenericPanda09 2 years ago
I sometimes receive emails from my late daughter's email account.. I doubt it's her spirit though unless she really does want me to invest in bitcoin or let me know I have a parcel waiting but I have to pay the excess charge. :(
RandomHumanBean 2 years ago (edited)
the phone being at 17% is bothering me. i havent even read it yet but CHARGE YOUR F*****G PHONE edit: damn the onion cutting ninjas are back
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
I haven’t deleted my grandmothers address from Amazon. She died in 2018.
The likelihood of your content being screenshotted is never zero. That is why it is extremely important to evaluate everything you want to share online before doing so. Once it goes live, there is no way to delete it.
Even if you remove the content from your profile, someone somewhere might have already saved their screen with your statements on it, and it’s up to them now whether to share it or not. That might create a chain reaction and your content might end up being shared even if it was online just for a mere minute.
#6
A Sheet
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
I’ve just laughed very loudly for the past ten minutes at this. Very time I see it I have the same result!
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Olive of the Meowls 2 years ago
I’m pretty sure it’s a La Perm. Yes, that is an actual cat breed.
Joe Gallagher 2 years ago
That's the correct declension I'm sure, but other factors influence irregularity.
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#7
Around The Globe
Hotdogking 2 years ago
Oh god this is just as dumb as a tweet I saw that said that Globalism will be beaten with help from people all over the world. Like what?
Yali-girl with weird name 2 years ago
Except for Australia…because that was obviously made up by the government…stupid website 🙄
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
The Flat Earth Society consists of trolls and stupid people who hate school and don't realize that the Flat Earth Society consists of trolls and people like them.
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
This is why I think the whole conspiracy is a very elaborate troll... I mean, no one can be this ridiculous, right? Right??
Quinn Hofmann 2 years ago
And what do they benefit from trying to convince people that it is flat? Of everything out there, why is that the hill they chose to die on
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#8
Well, Reddit?
foofoofloofy 2 years ago
YouTube (5 minutes later): My BoYfRiEnD bRoKe Up WiTh Me *insert several crying emojis*
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oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago
tumblr: put the boyfriend in rice cooker, add water in a 1:1 ratio, and cook until he's fluffy
AlexJ 2 years ago
Bored Panda: (7 years after the original post) Recently, a web user turned to reddit....
VonBlade 2 years ago
So nobody is gonna complain about the double boyfriend? "My boyfriend boyfriend forbids me" etc. I guess ITA.
Jill Jones 2 years ago
After i went through all the replies I had to go back up and reread the post, because i had forgotten what started all these wonderful comments
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Same, this one went on a whirlwind of a tour! Why I love BP though; on some sites reading the comments is often a bad idea, here they're sometimes more entertaining than the posts!
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Screenshots often work great as proof in certain situations. Everything said and done can be saved as a picture, which often states names, dates, locations, and other useful information. Whether it works for your own good or dooms you for your behavior, it encourages people to take responsibility for their actions.
#9
He Had Us In The First Half
FakeOptimist 2 years ago
I wonder how you and Nathaniel will be doing in 5 year's time...
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Lily from England 2 years ago (edited)
Tbf, I’m guilty of this, but her boyfriend was cheating with 25 different woman! It wasn’t a relationship anymore. It was a d*ckhead, treating a lovely person like sh*t. 🥺 Edit: I didn’t end it through cheating! I just told her. 🥺
raincloud the whalien 2 years ago
This is basically me, just that it'd probably for some obscure good reason. Nah nevermind that's straight up me
#10
Humanity: We Have Problems
Lawrencium 2 years ago
Unfortunately we also have access to the totality of human BS, which we generate a lot more of...
Auntriarch 2 years ago
And which for some reason seems to be more attractive
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B Lorax 2 years ago
If this is a reference to the internet (which every person doesn't have access to but let's assume its true), it neglects that it also includes the totality of human lies and leaves it to us to discern the difference, so people being constantly wrong about everything is not surprising but expected.
Jeremy Bolanos 2 years ago
The problem with the totality of human knowledge is that most of it is wrong.
#11
Car Son
Radom Weeb (she/her) 2 years ago
I used to know 2 twins names Carson and Foster. Complete a******s. I like to say that they were born in a car in a foster care parking lot.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I know a Carley whose father is a motorbike freak, because it rhymes with Harley
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YourLocalLizard 2 years ago
Little brother was named Carson, and was born in a car. Name was picked out before the birth.
Neuridivergent 2 years ago
My ex got the dirtiest look from his dad when he said had considered naming my son junior just for the initials. ASCII.
Dominique Coates 2 years ago
My SIL almost had her lil type boy Charles in a Chevy truck. His nickname is Chevy.
It is not only such data as names, dates, and content that might be useful in certain cases. Screenshots provide important metadata as well, which allows people to delve deeper into specific situations if needed.
For instance, accessing the metadata of screenshots using specific tools provides more information and context on when the content was shared, seen, etc. It can work as evidence and help while solving crime or analyzing misconduct.
#12
5 Hours Crafts
Headless Roach 2 years ago (edited)
*me trying to cut fries and position them to fall through the damn hole*
Best Behave 2 years ago
cut a bigger hole. There's bound to be a life hack for that too
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Elsker 2 years ago
Keep on breathing, don't think this true. That is still the handle and not a whole to shove your cut veggies through, it's way to small and will still make a mess
Debi Blackshaw 2 years ago
My chopping board doesn't have a hole! All my chopped veg are really mounting up!
Mark Cleary 2 years ago
Here's what you need to do... Go to your nearest Home Depot, buy a small drill, and a hole saw kit. When you get home again choose the size of hole you want to have in your cutting board. Assemble the hole cutting bit in the drill. Clear a space in the pile of veggies(centered, near the end of the board). Drill a hole right there. Place a large bowl under your cutting board and push that big pile of veggies thru the hole. Rinse off the saw dust before throwing them into a stir fry. Hope this helps Debi....😉
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Steve Purtee 2 years ago
You don't scrape with the knife edge. That dulls the knife. You use the back of the knife.
Raymond Core 2 years ago
OK, you can fit everything into that little hole but can't direct the food into a large bowl. Also, don't scrape the sharpened blade across the cutting board; it dulls it.
#13
The Normal Response 🤣
Jo Jones 2 years ago
Maybe Karen also sleeps with this neighbours husband and tried to be specific ;)
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️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago
"Do I look cool" is the only response to this bs text. Who cares if someone is half naked in their home smoking their own bong? Get your own and stop being jealous! 😂🤣😂🤣
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Right? My response would have been to flip them the bird, since they're watching
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Caro Caro 2 years ago
Trolls downvoting ... Have you noticed that today is trollday? Been downvoted a lot today and so have you and some others. I'm trying to even it out and upvoting like a madwoman. X
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#14
Puffer Puffer Pass
Hotdogking 2 years ago
You missed a trick by not saying high as a kitefish
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TheDag 2 years ago
Pufferfish would just be like " Oh jeez carl not again, this it the 4th time this week, you need rehab"
Mr. L 2 years ago
Deer eat hallucinogenic mushrooms to trip balls, then drink their pee to trip balls again
Grace Noyes 2 years ago
No wonder they've got that look when you catch them in your headlights.
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With the current rate of technological advancement, screenshots are becoming a universal data format that can be relatively easily analyzed with the help of machine learning.
#15
He’s Not Wrong
un-izzy 2 years ago
I lived a 400% complete childhood then 3 times at the beach, one in swimming class.
o_o 2 years ago
I was trying to do dolphin stroke once and the teacher pulled me out cuz she thought I was having an epileptic fit
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Evi Grimes 2 years ago
S**t. None of my kids have almost drowned and they're all teenagers. Gotta get them to the beach quick! Might have to hold them under, just enough to give them a scare. Wouldn't want to look like a bad parent by letting them miss out on this childhood experience. *pats self on back*
David 2 years ago
Almost drowned at a pool party in front of parents / other adults. Took them a bit to notice I was stuck in deep end and kicking off the bottom to get brief gasps of air before sinking back down. I guess I was not too traumatized because I have loved water my whole life.
RockSteady 2 years ago
I almost drowned right in front of my dad. Jumped in and got stuck between the ladder and the wall as he was getting in. He pulled be out by my hair.
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I was lucky enough to not almost drown, but I did get run over by a toboggan. Twice.
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
I like to got run over by a snowplow once. Possibly the scariest thing that has ever happened to me.
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Crouching hippo hidden panda 2 years ago
My parents favourite anecdote Is when they let my half drown in the swimming pool
oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago (edited)
when I was around 12 I flipped my kayak and got caught, so it took awhile to get out from under it. then my dad scolded me for not holding on to the paddle
magix (they/them) 2 years ago
swim class, 2013. i was a wee 6-year-old, or maybe i was 7. i can't recall. anyway, i was bored during swimming lessons, so in my galaxy-brained wisdumb, i decided to... SWIM UNDERNEATH THE SWIM BENCH. the swim benches were these benches that moved in the water. i swam under it. i panicked after being unable to swim out. the swim instructor rescued me. onlookers (my mother) says that "my heart dropped into my stomach and a piece of me died."
#16
Reddit Is Meta Again
Chris Watson 2 years ago
Your comment shows how uneducated you are. Very few children died of Covid. And if they did, it was due to underlying severe health conditions. In the meantime, many children have suffered adverse effects from the shot.. One is in my neighbourhood in a wheelchair with a feeding tube. Thank you very much.
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Something 2 years ago
The problem with this is it implies that antivaxxers are only endangering their own children.
Christof Irran 2 years ago
What's creepy about this post is the date: on 2/2/2019 he referred to anti vaxxers BEFORE we knew about COVID 19
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Stupid predates covid. Covid just brought stupid out into the spotlight.
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Sebastian J. 2 years ago
No, let them make some noise...that way those of us who like life know who to avoid
Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago
Ok, the pile of shyt dickfungus asshat+ known as max needs to jab itself. In the eyes. With a huge rusty nail.
Load More Replies... Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
Yes and no. Sadly this behaviour endangers the life of other innocent parties. If it were only them then no one would give a hoot what they do or not do
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Blackheart 2 years ago
As a public school teacher, I just get the vaccine, because I am going to be exposed to what ever it is
Randolph Croft 2 years ago
Note that most 'antivaxxers' are old enough to have been vaccinated against the classics.
#17
Okk
honeyk 2 years ago
whenever i see Matt Damon i think of him singing a short burst of the song Afternoon Delight during therapy with Robin Williams
Spoiler Alert 2 years ago
He did that with the therapist who tried to hypnotise him just before he went to Robin. Sorry, not being pedantic, I just love that movie and have watched it so many times 😄
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Seabeast 2 years ago
I once knew a woman who met Tom Selleck while running the Honolulu marathon and had no idea he was this well known actor. This was in the 80s when he was at peak "Magnum PI" fame. She had to be the only woman in North America who didn't know who he was.
TurquoiseTzarina 2 years ago
Teehee. In the lady's defense, if she was in Honolulu, she wasn't in North America. ;)
Load More Replies... Paulo Freitas 2 years ago (edited)
No its not, thats the toilet paper guy in Deadpool 2..... ( Bet that half of you didn't know that " toilet paper hillbilly " on Deadpool 2 was Matt Damon lol.
Paddling Panda 2 years ago
He does loads of cameos and he's hilarious in each of them. 👍🏻
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Julie Bradley 2 years ago
I've had that happen a few times. I don't really watch a lot so I don't know who the famous people are.
Advancements in technology can also ease the process of data entry. With the optical character recognition (OCR) process, it is possible to extract the text, numbers, and other information provided in the screenshot and save time as there is no need to enter the data manually.
#18
Why Was The Egg Banned?
Evi Grimes 2 years ago (edited)
Well if they came with little guns inside them, we could have both. And tiny little shoot outs. Pew pew
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
"Now, I'm English, and as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Eggs. Horrible chocolate, a crappy toy - a double whammy of disillusionment!" - Bill Bailey
Tamra 2 years ago
Maybe we could just chuck kinder egg toys at each other, rather than firing bullets? Those things could put an eye out, surely!
Something 2 years ago
There's no specific ban on Kinder eggs. Foods are not allowed to contain non-food items, which is generally a sound rule.
Ches Yamada 2 years ago
Kinder eggs *are* banned from being imported into the US. They have a US variant they sell here and those are what's allowed.
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Delta Dawn 2 years ago (edited)
American here… what kind of dipshit owns 300 guns??? Just how scared are you to shop at Walmart, Clayton?
#19
Legend
Detective Miller's Hat 2 years ago
Apparently someone did that with my old house number. We used to get calls asking for Caitlyn and "a good time" a lot.
#20
Hmm
censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)
1. Benevolent to all. 2. Can not be killed by bullets. 3. Does not age. Seems legit.
J. God. 2 years ago
Unfortunately, his one flaw is that he has a maximum shelf life of only 3 Matrixes
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CGZ 2 years ago
That's what I said, but people don't want to hear it from me.
Load More Replies... CGZ 2 years ago
Only the blue one is a God. The top two were enlightened beings. The third one is funny.
Rose 2 years ago
In case any of you are wondering about the answer, it is a signal of blessing!
CGZ 2 years ago
And notice the halo on the two on the right. The Buddha is normally depicted this way too. (But not in this freestanding statue.)
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Another interesting application of AI is using it to classify website screenshots. The Urlbox team developed a model that classifies screengrabs at nearly 99% accuracy, which can later be analyzed to help ameliorate the user experience.
#21
Right In The Feels
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Their story is beak-ining to make me sad..... i feather go before i start crying😭🍩
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Barbara Ryan 2 years ago
Obviously this is a sting operation. You gotta watch out for those ducks. They can be quite sneaky. OP narrowly missed being caught. No quack-icide happened.
#22
Your Joking Right?
Lawrencium 2 years ago
It still bugs me that they used "your" instead of "you're" in the title.
._. 2 years ago
Yeah. this + the fact that another post says Siddhartha Gautama was a God makes me want to actually die 💀💀💀
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Zuzana Necasova 2 years ago
Reminds me a scene from the Simpsons: empty police station with a sign: No cops. Be good. Cannot find the picture tho :(
jon gilbertson 2 years ago
New Berlin isn't far from me, so I can believe this. We Wisconsinites are a bit kooky.
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Including cops with a sense of humor? I'm impressed!
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#23
An R/Askreddit Post Answered Itself
Sandra Bartsch 2 years ago (edited)
The correct answer is: Haribo! Background info: it rhymes in a german advertising spot: „(Haribo makes children happy! And adults, too!“ (Haribo macht Kinder froh, und Erwachsene ebenso!)
Just a lazy witch 2 years ago
Hey, in czech they have that rhyme too! :D "Haribo chutná malým, stejně tak i dospělým." Translation to english basically the same.
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Screenshot-related technology was also developed by a team of interns at Microsoft. They used AI to create a tool that allows them to retrieve image intelligent insights just from a screenshot alone.
#24
I Love These Types Of Comments Man!
Headless Roach 2 years ago (edited)
I like watching coworkers on a deadline, they run like headless chickens.
Piku 2 years ago
And I use it to forget grading 30 assignments which I've got
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Thomas Bentley 2 years ago
Take a chicken, put it on its side, draw a line from its face to about a foot away with chalk. Then watch and see how long it takes to get up.
AJay 2 years ago (edited)
Wait why? What is going to happen? I need to know!
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I can’t believe I didn’t realise that Julian was voiced by Sacha Baron Cohen until recently. 😭
Paul Pienkowski 2 years ago
I live in Missouri. I can only go to so many rodeos, tractor pulls, and gun shows before my brain needs to turn on again. Too much nonsense and it gets cold.
#25
Its Over 9000
Dan Bexell 2 years ago
That was an old joke. Not actually true, but completely believable regardlessjavascript:void(0);
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
The truest of Bushisms: "Rarely is the question asked, "is our children learnin'?"
Dan St John 2 years ago
It sounds like the last republican to darken our white house halls too. That is the saddest part.
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
I feel like this is something I would have asked my parents when I was five
#26
I Can’t Even Begin
Cathy 2 years ago
I had a brainfart on the word 'subs' and started reasoning that he would be looking for a dom and not a sub 😳
Luna Crow 2 years ago
If anything, he's a switch. He busted out a whip to use on the moneychangers and started table flipping, but then he submitted quietly to the soldiers who came to arrest him
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Dolly_of TheCowboy 2 years ago
I am glad I was not the only person who did that initially
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jon gilbertson 2 years ago
imagine his anxiety when He comes back looking good, and someone asks 'omg, who does your nails?'
Screenshotting can undoubtedly be fun and useful, however, it is important to think about what should be shared and what’s better kept to yourself. A lot of information is already readily available to the public, such as Jennifer’s post in the chat room or some pictures on social media. But some people screenshot texts and other private content, which should not be shared with the vast majority.
#27
I Mean Technically He's Right
Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)
your username is capitalized (so is mine)
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BillTheRaptor 2 years ago
Cause you're capitalist. The capitalization of this comment proves it.
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Sherbaan Naab 2 years ago
Sure... technically, he's right... is technically started meaning something else in the meantime.
#28
That's When You Know They Have Lost It
Bored Retsuko 2 years ago
No, no! The correct thing to say is, "oh look, who is this?"
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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Cat- i see a strong, brave, Beautiful young woman.............. and look your there too
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
I am going to be sad if anyone doesn't get the reference
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Luna Crow 2 years ago
Yeah, I don't get what's remarkable about this entry, I thought everyone did that
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Susan Bosse 2 years ago
One of our cats sits daily and just stares at herself in the mirror. She is a beauty but, geez girl, chill out.
#29
Oh My God
jay <3 2 years ago
well if you're craving it, just get hard and ask your parents for some crack
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Broderick Elliott 2 years ago
I guess brushing would be easier.... unless brushing and flossing stimulated the appetite.... What if French kissing had the same effect? I don't like this rabbit hole. Cancel the trip to Wonderland.
How many times have you scrolled your phone and stumbled upon something rather unusual or entertaining? Unusual enough to require a screenshot for others to believe (pics or it didn’t happen!) or so entertaining that it’s definitely worth creating an email chain about. This only proves that some screenshots speak louder than a thousand words.
#30
Try It!
Something 2 years ago
Eating injectable vaccines wouldn't kill you. It would be extremely wasteful though.
martin734 2 years ago
But that is exactly how I got my Polio vaccine. It was on a sugar cube though, not a spoon.
Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
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Dan Flo 2 years ago
I just found out that air is so bad it will kill you if inject it into your veins. Stop breathing people!
Nadine Bamberger 2 years ago
We got the poliomyelitis vaccine drops on a cube of sugar (there was a slogan, like swallow the vaccine is sweet, polio is bitter).
Shelley Dawson 2 years ago
Why is it that people know more about their vehicles than their own bodies and how they work.
Old Roadie 2 years ago
You're out here brewing 21st century style when some haven't mastered 1960s tech.
Load More Replies... Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
If water were healthy you could put it in a syringe and inject it. Try it, you‘ll die! (I know this is a bit stretched but it is the same principle. Anything can kill you if you do it the wrong way)
Lily from England 2 years ago (edited)
When I was three - I was attacked and stabbed by an agency nurse with Schizophrenia, with a needle. Safe to say, I have some trauma around needles. And yet I still have had all my vaccinations. 🙂
#31
Watermelons Having Better Social Life Than Me
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Now, we need groups called “Seedless Catholics against Watermelons” and “Watermelons against Seedless Catholics.”
axle f 2 years ago
unless it's a natural phenomena, a seedless catholic would be violating church policy.
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My O My 2 years ago
I know, and it winter. No watermelons the next 5-6 months
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Wm Paul Robinson 2 years ago
He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy.
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A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Uh, idk how evenly matched that is... I think watermelons have the advantage of being excellent cannonballs.
Load More Replies... I just work here 2 years ago
People can't be this crazy? she said knowing full well people are phucking nuts...
JaimeeJames WD 2 years ago
Sitting in a psych waiting room and randomly bursting out laughing makes other people uncomfortable. Thanks BP.
#32
Not A Ww3 Related Post
Dan St John 2 years ago
This may come as a shock to some people, but they make things called air conditioners.
The_OG_Catlady 2 years ago (edited)
It took me a lot longer to figure out what was going on here than I'm willing to comment.
#33
What Are The Odds
Lazy PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
What’s more concerning is that the job notification came before the news notification…how did they know?!
i hate sarah elizabeth 2 years ago
because they were the shooter, duh (i'm joking)
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#34
Thats So Sad
Layna Andersen 2 years ago
There was a program at our library where kids could read to a dog. The kids weren’t self conscious about their reading skills because they didn’t have to worry about impressing the dog, and the kids and the dog got to enjoy a nice time together.
#35
Where's The Lie
Evi Grimes 2 years ago
Whenever I watch too much Gordon Ramsay, I have to check my pantry to make sure he's not going to pop out and yell at me for using a spatula like a donkey or some shite
Covid Pan Demic 2 years ago
Shout out to the camera crews that film famous people before they become famous for those autobiographical films. It's so cool that they guess who's going to become famous before it even happens.
Andrea Careless 2 years ago
“This is absolutely the worst [fill in the blanks] I’ve ever eaten!!” How many times has he said that? 😆 I do like him though.
ThePalm52 2 years ago
Well, reality TV is not real. Stick a camera in anyone's face and it changes them. I refuse to partake.
Eiram 2 years ago
Yeah, it's all pre-planned and partially scripted, this is common knowledge... we just pretend it's "real".
Load More Replies... Lily from England 2 years ago
As someone with diagnosed ADHD, the way Gordon talks when he’s outside, is soooo fast. 🤣
Eiram 2 years ago
I know! I someone who can talk as fast as me when ADHD hits me.
Load More Replies... Mary Peace 2 years ago
So the camera crew goes outside, then Gordon goes outside so the restaurant staff & owners can't hear what he says to the camera. Why is that surprising? They have to make it a bit 'dramatic' as well as him making-over the place, otherwise it wouldn't make watchable TV. (They're all repeats of repeats now, but I used to love it.)
#36
Well That Escalated Quickly
A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago
(Introducing my girlfriend to my family...) Me: "This is my girlfriend Kaitlyn." Kaitlyn: "Hi!" My Wife: "What the f&ck???"
#37
Albert
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Honestly, you could replace any of the alternatives with a duck, even one that sends duck pics.
#38
Problem???
G o l d f i s h 2 years ago
specifically, them. they are the problem. LOL
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
No, there ain’t a flag big enough OR red enough
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Kitty White 2 years ago
If men are supposed to be the providers, shouldn’t she be living with her dad instead of her mom? Can’t even abide by her own crappy standards…
Stephanie 2 years ago
Women like that pain my soul, and make the rest of us women in general look bad. I may not have the best, but I have my own house,car and job.
Poeha 2 years ago
I rent an apt, have a job and a nice bike I got from my sister. My ex remarried a woman like that. Just quit her job. Man has to provide. And she picks my ex who's on benefits. I borrowed money from the bank to help him out. He couldn't feed the kids, cause she costed a fortune. When I stopped being so dumb, she left within a week.
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Kinshenewa 2 years ago
B***h I will strangle you with your probably blonde hair, you don't need a man, you need to find yourself and provide, become strong and a warrior
Kinshenewa 2 years ago
*shocked pikachu face* This platform automatically censors words??? I hAvE a VeRy GoOd PlAn
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No?
Dina Anastasakos 2 years ago
So what's the next question if you answer yes? How long have you been dead?
Balso Steele 2 years ago
You get disqualified from the survey. It's an attention check to make sure a script bot or non-English speaking person isn't taking the survey.
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TheFloydist 2 years ago
Good news! Our survey has concluded that accidents do not cause death!
David 2 years ago
Almost feels like a plant question to make sure folks taking survey are actually reading the questions.
Balso Steele 2 years ago
And to make sure it's not an auto-click bot farm.
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#40
Now Get Ready For
VonBlade 2 years ago
For when your chest is hot but your arms are chilly.
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the flame Demon 2 years ago
i don't remember his name but this is from a movie called Princess Mononoke, it's on Netflix and from my favorite anime studio.
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Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago
It's a jacket worn when working with rice. The blades of the grass are sharp enough to give you basically 3000 paper cuts. Ouch.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
Cardigans have 'bodies', or at least mine do. . . is bodies the right word?
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#41
Dear Bire
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
what's idiotic about this? Isn't 4th of July america's new year? /s
Timothy Peterson 2 years ago
If you actually spelled that badly at age 9 (Instead of making this up) you probably were a bit dim.
Marilyn Russell 2 years ago
Yes, the “writing,” though bad, looks too mature.
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Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
If it talks back, it should have copy edited some of that..."you had one job diary!"
Load More Replies... Radom Weeb (she/her) 2 years ago
"Dear diary, guess what? 'What?' Today is Fourth of July! Goodbye 2007, hello 2008!"
PandaGoPanda 2 years ago
A nine-year old who can't spell diary, guess, July or goodbye is a bit concerning.
#42
Good. Old. Days
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
That was the good old days when the only thing you had to worry about was a clown in the sewer.
InvincibleRodent 2 years ago
Asking my mom while shaking my head so she knew when to say no is a very vivid memory for me. "Mom, can I go play with XYZ?" "Of co---what? Oh, no, no, you can't." "Sorry guys, my mom said no, byeeeeeeee~"
MygrandsonscallmeNia 2 years ago
I have so many memories of playing outside... All the kids in my street, always got together after school, and on the weekends. From 4ish, until dark. Or, 11 am, until dark. We played every game you could think of, plus, make up a few. I've got my grandsons, wanting to go outside, and not stay on their phones. Rarely, does their friends go outside, and when we go to the park, or playground; there's hardly any kids there. Even in the weekends, there may be a couple. Parks, and playgrounds we're packed with kids when I was younger.
Kate Jones 2 years ago
Lol and if you were grounded your mom had to narc on you and tell them of what bad thing you did and they just shrugged and said oh okay.
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
Imagine if that was still common as a middle aged person, just any old time with no notice.
Lil Potato 2 years ago
Ha, I'm young and I don't think I've ever done that in my entire lifetime
K.A. Hansen 2 years ago
We used to just yell our friends' names at their front door if it was open. 😄
#43
Big Brain Time
Upstaged75 2 years ago
I worked somewhere that had a softball team called Updog. "What's Updog? Not much, what's up with you?"
#44
He Do Be Lookin Fresh Doe
Living Example 2 years ago
Brushy One String. | love his stuff. Chicken in The Corn should be in the top 10. He'll definitely rock you.
Old Roadie 2 years ago (edited)
What do you call a guitarist who can't finish his song? A quitar.
Bi-Polar Express 2 years ago
Tell me where he is. I'd love to bring him a set of strings. If he can get all 10/10 in everything else with 1 string, imagine what he could do with 6!
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Amazing what a dedicated guitarist can do with one sting, tuned right.
#45
🤔🤔
Headless Roach 2 years ago
What a wonderful tower to step on barefoot in the middle of a night!
My O My 2 years ago
My older kid stepped on lego the other day and mom that I am I had a little grin on my face
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Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
I did that! Why build walls when you can get a larger flat piece and to that?
#46
Self Burn
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Have you ever heard the term asexual? That might clear up a bit of the mystery.
#47
Well
Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago
For anyone who doesn't get it, those are two pairs of legs belonging to two different people standing very close.....
#48
Bruh
Silvermidnight 2 years ago
IKR, it's so difficult to guess. I need help . . . plz tell me . . .
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setsuriseikou 2 years ago
Honest question: what is it with all these cardboard walls? How do you live in a house like this? What about soundproofing? What if I want to install a shelf?
#49
Where Can I Find Top Quality Dog Content?
Pie 2 years ago (edited)
I woke up this morning to 144 Facebook comments all because I said a Japanese game from the early 2000s hadn't aged well with its commentary on LGBT, trans, women, and unwanted attention. I don't regret it at all. But I do hate my Fandom a bit more.
Headless Roach 2 years ago
I never regretted making a comment in general, it's only about the difference (1) whether you make it in your head or (2) spell it actually out
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
many times this will be my last comment as all of mine come out as rude so your welcome bored panda
Paul Pienkowski 2 years ago
I saw someone online say a cartoon girl getting slapped is the same as a real little girl getting slapped and the writer should be arrested.
TailsFangirl03 2 years ago
Guys, just google "Miiverse funny" You can find lots of stuff like this.
#50
Doxxing
ADHDark Panda 2 years ago
Unwillful ignorance is also not a viable defence.
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Olive of the Meowls 2 years ago
I think it’s putting someone else’s personal info online without their permission
Load More Replies... Doug the Special one 2 years ago
There is no viable defence in america unless you are a billionaire in which case you are innocent no matter what.
David Gripon 2 years ago (edited)
Bit what is doing? I know I can look it up, but.... Darn Spellcheck. I meant... But what is doxxing?
Josh Coker 2 years ago
wow i didn't even know that term until now! and i've never done that! nor would i ever! WOW!!
Covid Pan Demic 2 years ago
"Well I didn't know that rule existed", says me to the jury after robbing a bank
#51
True
crowspectre 2.0 (he/they) 2 years ago
Me, a 7/10 boy; *looks in mirror* I am the most gorgeous thing on earth everyone wants me
Allen Packard 2 years ago
This must be Hollywood writing this. I can assure you, the boy would know he's ugly after being treated like garbage for most of his life.
#52
Yes
Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago
The lighting. It's not a screenshot, it's a picture of a screen
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Imagine A World Where Everyone Was This Generous
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
how do you dry your a*s after splurting it with a bidet though? Do you drip dry? and what if the feces is really sticky and takes a long time to wash off? And how do you know it is all washed off? Do you look in the bowl to see if the bidet water is running clean? These things are mysteries to me.
Ches Yamada 2 years ago
You can also use a hair dryer on cool to dry if you're having too-wet issues. My proctologist is the number one in the US (lol!) & he reccomended this
SuperChicken 2 years ago
I completely agree with your doc🤪. I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV 🤣
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Well Well
Dan Flo 2 years ago
Ohh I always heard that lyrics as "are you wookie". Then I thought the smooth criminal was just a wookie name for a human scoundrel.
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CG 2 years ago
Kind of reminds me of a text exchange between my mom and cousin. Mom and cousin are having a fairly normal conversation, until my cousin sends her an incomprehensible text. My mom being worried for her safety asks if she's okay. Cousin replies with "My dog's nose pressed against the screen, and sent a text."
#55
White Knights Airborne Cavalry Unit
Sawdust 2 years ago
Surprised the bees didn't swarm into the shape of a giant human hand and open the door latch.
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
This is the new "find someone who loves you the way that *insert whatever*"
Lazy PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Whoops deleted by accident but fun fact: all the worker bees are female!
Load More Replies... SuperChicken 2 years ago
I'm allergic to bee stings and that would freak me out. I would call an exterminator right away.
Old Roadie 2 years ago
Bee keeper... never an exterminator! They also gather the bees without charge.
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#56
Finally Had It Happen
#57
Yes, That's Sexist!!
Mike Ray 2 years ago
To be fair, women can be sexist too. Like everything else though, men are just better at it.
ThatNerdZoe 2 years ago
...that's sexist (I know ur kidding don't downvote me pls)
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
Ultimately only the judge (F/M) decides, everyone else has an opinion.
#58
So Exiting! Im On 4 Seco... *snore*
#59
U First
Headless Roach 2 years ago
How many times do I have to repeat that I WANT TO receive duck pics
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I sent one to my wife because I heard guys did that... she was disgusted. 1674238149...97795b.jpg 
Dan Bexell 2 years ago
U want me to send her a picture of your d**k first? I don't know you that well!
#60
Shots
#61
During
Rodney McKay 2 years ago
Well, some Asian bathrooms (like my MiL's) have a combined shower and squat toilet, so this isn't 𝑡𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 unreasonable.
#62
Ah Yes, Cartoons
magix (they/them) 2 years ago
wait til she finds out about henrietta "hen" tye...
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#63
Now This Is Epic
BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
I used to watch this show.They used this photo so many times to embarass Sal.
#64
Well Well Well
Emma Kilcup 2 years ago (edited)
His new channel COULD HAVE BEEN that but a GTLive video said the initials are ST.
Load More Replies... Chase The Lucario 2 years ago
If you thought that is a painful coincidence, I heard about a guy who was hit twice in the same day, by the same driver, in two complete different parts of the city. The guy wasn't hurt and didn't get angry much.
#65
Well This Happened While I Was Trying To Screenshot A Funny Meme To My Meme Bank
#66
Perfect Fit?
#67
Best Achievement Of My Life, I Saw A .02 And I Spent 30 Minutes Beating It
Thomas Bentley 2 years ago
You are now the holder of a world record, until someone makes higher definition timer.
#68
Coincidence? I Think Not!
Tara Moov 2 years ago
What doctor was like, "Oh yes, that's a great idea, I must perform this surgery"?
BasedWang12.7 2 years ago (edited)
I'm sure he can get some decent money for human rib bones.........EDIT: Nevermind. 40 bucks on Amazon.... and found multiple human bone websites and idk what to think about that
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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
I strongly suspect internet b******t - any doctor doing this would be struck off faster than you csn say "dangerous quack".
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Francine Govan 2 years ago
Great idea ... it's not like your ribs are protecting your organs or anything!
crowspectre 2.0 (he/they) 2 years ago
I have a waist smaller than that naturally lol sucks for me cause I'm trans
#69
When You Get The Spider Man Trailer As Ad Just Before You Were Going To Watch The Actual Trailer
Onion Cutting Ninja 2 years ago
I once saw an ad with matt meese in it before a studio c sketch and I thought the ad was the sketch and I was like I don't get it lmao
René Sauer 2 years ago
*lol* for a short while there was an ad for socks with cute hamsters dancing in a club. I clicked on the link for the full length music video of it and what ad started playing right before it?
#70
Loonies + Toonies?
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
Mickey Mouse isn't a part of the Loony Tune family. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are. Just wanted to clarify.
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Easy to remember though, loonies have loons (like ducks) on them, toonies are worth 2 loonies
the flame Demon 2 years ago
we call the $1 a loonie because it has a loon on it and we call the $2 a toonie because its a $2 coin
Nessbit the Russian Spy 2 years ago
Bestie what 😭 at least we don’t measure things in appendages
#71
Get The F**k Out Of Here
sproutdidydoodah 2 years ago
so i did the math and a full roll with this pricing would be 149 dollars and one cent including shipping
Dan Bexell 2 years ago
149 dollars and 1 cent would wipe me out completely.
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