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Many viral memes and social media posts point out the absurdity of life in a humorous way. But occasionally, you will encounter one that holds so much truth that you feel it sees right through you. 

You’ll likely get this vibe when you visit this page on X. Sure, you may snicker and giggle as you scroll through. But since these are also painfully accurate, you may also feel seen. 

The page covers everything, from 2 AM thoughts to working through lazy days and sleeping through problems that linger like dark clouds in your head. As usual, we’ve picked the ones you may relate to the most.

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Pandora
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as everyone is hated equally. 😌

Abel
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Democratic mysanthropy. Be a hater, but an educated hater. 🙃

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LadyKing
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Found on Amazon as a T-shirt. Aaaannndddd bought

devotedtodreams
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's even a song called "I Hate Everyone" :D

Mike F
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like a cupboard full, please.

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    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called Go Fund Me, just look what Alyssa Milano did to her kids baseball team she couldnt afford to take to the little league world series. And Mary Lou Reton the nation USA gymnast who couldnt afford her own health insurance. Real people that need help cant get it and those who can just want more.

    AG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair Alyssa Milano shouldn't have to foot the bill for her kids entire baseball team and if Mary Lou Retton once considered a National Treasure can't afford health insurance it's a problem and we're all screwed.

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    HappyBink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone manifest this please!!

    Rahul Pawa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this basically GoFundMe?

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago

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    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he's not wrong (this time, anyway)

    mysterious(all pronouns)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work at a grocery store, and there was this one guy who, every time he bought red cabbage, would refer to it as purple cabbage, and complain about it being called red cabbage.

    Biytemii
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I don't know y they aren't called purple onions like it perks me more than it should. Absolutely not red

    M G----no
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Redbud trees are purple. Purple finches are red.

    AussieTolkein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy and I are probably related somehow...

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU!! I will die on this hill!

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is clear purple just like clear but purple? But if it is clear how can it be a color. Sounds like an oxymoron. Like jumbo shrimp.

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    Since these posts convey harsh truths and “real talk” about daily life, here are a few more from licensed therapist and life coach Matthew Jones. In one of his articles for Inc., he compiled 20 “brutal” truths no one wants to admit. 

    One that sticks out is that you likely hold yourself to an unrealistic standard, which can lead to suffering. This problem is common among perfectionists. 

    “Fight back against that negative voice, amplify your intuition, and start challenging your unrealistic standards,” Jones wrote.

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring back laptops that can connect to more than one type of connector

    Corvus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring back laptops that don't break down after a couple of years.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    start making laptops that are serviceable by the end user

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kept the one I had in my old computer, otherwise how do I watch my DVDs?

    Stefaan De Clerck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about software that doesn't need a f****** upgrade every few weeks?

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computers without DVD players doesn't really bother me because you can purchase a USB external drive for pretty cheap. I have one for my PC, rarely use it so mostly store it but have it when I need/want it.

    badger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eugh - no. get a USB DVD drive if you want a DVD drive.

    T🦊
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want my laptop that did things without internet.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tell me bout the good old days", sometimes it feels like the world go crazy!!

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... she was alive and well just 65 million years ago 😢

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am getting a real 'Planet of The Apes' vibe. Alá Charleton Heston.

    CaptainDinosaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that dinosaur. Her name is Sue.

    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The video of this is so great.

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    AussieTolkein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go to visit my friends pets, not my friends.

    Mike K
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely my daughter

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes. move along (beige), i see the bird cage!*has a bird perched on my sholder for the rest of the visit*

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    Many people rely on their natural talent to get by. However, it’s been repeatedly proven that talent alone won’t suffice. As Jones reminds us, talent without effort is meaningless. 

    “Some of the most talented people in the world never move out from their parents’ basement,” he wrote. Let that sink in for a bit.

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you listening, YouTube? Why can't I listen while reading my email without paying $70 a month. Bandits.

    trash panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had this same problem... then i found out about split screens!! It lets you make the music a tiny box in the corner, you can access any app, and the music keeps playing! I use an oppo, so I'm not sure about other phones, but it works really well for me.

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    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happens to me too, mostly because i screen record my favorite songs and watch them on photos just so i wont get hit with ads on youtube or spotify

    Sam E
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the apps...

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have VLC on my phone. They only shut up for snaps or phones 🥰

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    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at the budget where I'm not upgrading my phone until it stops working...

    Raymond Core
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I hate I can't change the battery myself.

    Mat Lang
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.. they put a stop to that.. so we can buy new phones.. unbelievable!

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    InfiniteZeek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my phone is 8 years old at this point, and unless that MF dies, it shall continue its service for the rest of its' life.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To dead blame expensive for one thing, like always having a payment, unless you pay cash for it, bet they don't have 10 bucks in manufacturing them anyway!!

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's been me ...I only get a new cellphone when the current one literally dies...

    EJ Fraley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last phone literally died. Dunno why. It wouldn't turn on. The guy at the cellphone store was confused as well.

    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The definition of 'stops working' is pretty slippery. I had my first cellphone (a Verizon Motorola Star-Tack) for many years. This time around, I upgraded to new phone after about two years. This about the same interval I have experienced with my personal computers the first of which I bought in 1979.) In all cases, I shot and killed the old device because it just couldn't up with me any more.

    Matt Richardson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only upgrade mine as absolutely necessary. Like when I drop it. And I only buy the prepaid phones. So I never spend more than $40-60 on a new phone. As long as it's compatible with my carrier, I don't care.

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    InfiniteZeek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fun fact, purple is not an actual color, it's a trick your brain plays on you.

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    TheBoredestPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHMYGOD i need like a pillow with this or smh

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tears of joy? He must be peel-ing happy!

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love onions. How can people survive without onions?

    Kael jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg it so happy! I want one as a pet now…

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    Many of us fail to live in the present. Either we ruminate about the past or worry about the future. But in one of Jones’ brutally honest reminders, the only time that matters is what is in front of you now. 

    “You can’t control the past, and you can’t predict the future, and trying to do so only removes you from the one thing you can control—the present.”

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    JL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture taken December 23rd. Just trying to muster up the energy for the next couple of days.

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just trying to psych himself up for that world tour coming up.

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    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a Rusty Lake game

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Margaret! Dammit, what are you doing down there? You were right behind me!

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should never have introduced Rudolph to Santa!!

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have got 17yrs on the job, only need 3 more before my 20. But do I really want to put up with 3 more years of this frakkin circus?"

    Anthony hawk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me trying to muster up the energy to keep living.....Its hard :(

    J J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lost bambi to a hunter. Hunter is now at the bottom of the river.

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antlery. I meant to tell her I was feeling antlery.

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    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it feel like it happens every year... where did the time go?

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    times flies when you are having fun, right??

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    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...u need some time to rest before you face the horrors of being an adult bae...

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in there as long as you can babe, you spend 9 months in there and then the rest of your life trying to get back in!!

    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You spent your time there just being and not doing. Now you've lost that, and if you're smart, you'll meditate every day until you get it back.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time in your life Republicans will care about you - unless you're born rich, male and white

    It’s one thing to have ambition, but turning it into a reality (or just attempting to do so) is an entirely different conversation. In this case, Jones leaves us with a hard-hitting statement: “Ambition means nothing without execution.” 

    “If you want to change the world, then go out there and do it!” he wrote. These could be your new words to live by.

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    Pedantic Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno, kitty looks a little bit worried.

    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. Cat still seems to be in command

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    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this before. Upvoted it again. Downvotes might be from people who are so self-centered they have lost their sense of humor. Some politicians come to mind.

    Pandemonium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To lose a sense of humor you need to have had one in the first place

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell downvoted Sue? That sh!t was funny.

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago

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    Is it just me or is there a reflection of something a dog did in the plaque?

    Kali Chaos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hand, holding a phone to take the pic.

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    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one answered him...

    Krystof Harant
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the guy layer posted "Oh, never mind, I have figured it out!".

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    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevet ask a question online. Make a statement and wait for the flod of people correcting you.

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who answered in the comments says "dm me for extra help" and their last comment was from 2015

    Raymond Core
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone posted a method to get questions answered on the internet. Post a question and then, from another account, give a impossibly wrong answer and wait. People who wouldn't lift a finger to help you can't wait to correct someone.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes, Murphy's law. (Kidding: Cunningham's Law, just wasn't sure anyone would get my joke)

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    Toothless Feline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen several stories of such situations with developers who, when they look at the old question, discover they themselves were the one who asked it, and never got an answer that time either.

    Nix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the replies/"answers" are people just saying that they're having the same problem as well, except for that one guy claiming he needs the minute details of your computer and operating system before he can answer.

    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the dude have such nice breasts?

    Reviewer01
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just gather a community of people who have the same unsolved problem. "Yeah, me too, please God can anyone help?" *Crickets*

    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg... this is very... very accurate. My spouse wonders "How the heck do you.. find... answers to this stuff" - and I told him "Look. I know I'm not some sort of super-special-genius-whatnot. If **I** thought of this, then at the VERY LEAST a few other hundred people on the entiiiire internet MUST have asked/thought of this. The odds are in my favour. The answer is out there."

    Piglet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually search for specific answers, not specific questions.

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    Let’s turn the tables to you, dear reader. Are you a fan of harsh truths and brutal honesty? Did any of these images connect with you? Comment below!

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    Peppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They literally set the bar low

    LinkTheHylian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't see this at the f*****g Catalina Wine Mixer.

    Matt Richardson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard and far too long at this.

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    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo! Let's see how well my brakes work!

    Kobe (she)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and then to proceed driving at 95, or 90 ...

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    wayne whitson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ALWAYS a BMW. Mercedes is a close second.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your skeleton coming thru after you hit the semi

    Richard Keith Sr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I always wanted to slam on my brakes for a tailgater, then, in case of a rear-ender, then I could tell the police officer, "I could swear there was a deer passed in front of me (but he's gone now!)"

    Ashlie Ann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with the morons with their high beams on.

    Diana Smillie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In NZ it's usually a Ford Ranger..

    Rosemary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that happen once to me when I was younger, going down a 2-lane road. Only it was a 18-wheeler, he was so close all I could see in my rearview was his grill. Terrifying.

    Kalevra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a lot like Pennsylvania.

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trucks are like that around me, like F150 type of trucks

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky creature!

    Niki A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How do you sleep so much?" Me: With my eyes closed.

    Mike Rodrick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My secret to life is my daily 10 hour nap.

    LB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be like this, then I went to a Buddhist retreat center for a while and my burnout worsened to a point where I developed tension headaches and insomnia.

    DarkViolet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your brain says, "Bedtime!" your body obeys, like it or not.

    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said that? They had no clue.

    Kel_how
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there so many lights on??

    Zoey Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this thing called sleep? Paying rent, bills, insurance and college loans when your parents push you into an oversaturated field that is being outsource overseas.....

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    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually, not in a stairwell. Now I want to bring emotional support cats to crowded functions as a social service.

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SIL’s sister (I feel like this makes her my SIL as well, although my brother married her sister) and I are like this. At functions we usually end up in the same quiet-ish room, both scrolling on our phones and occasionally making comments to each other. It’s nice.

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    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky you get pizza...

    Zoey Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got a slice each of cold Little Caesars and a can of store brand cola....

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But just one slice though!! more than than and you cutting into my year end bonus

    Kerry Fletcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old job we were supposed to get a holiday party. Never got it until the following October. Then we found out that it was actually to show a client all the people they would make unemployed if they didn't give us the contract.

    Lee Banks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy twist: It's a pizza chain.

    Kalevra
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and 5 of those pizzas have disgusting toppings. Why dont they just get pepperoni and plain cheese.

    Mike Rodrick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky you have a job! Or not.

    DarkViolet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, or a $25 gift card to some store at which you'll never shop.

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helo-oo, cold pizza. And name-brand Coke! You shouldn't have! In fairness, I have to say that Domino's sucks less than it used to.

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it was probably mediocre pizza delivered cold. That's been my experience.

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    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! I'm So close to giving up and doing it.

    Bart Scheenaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kelsischloe...this is a scary oneliner your wrote. Do you have access to some help, or at least a listening ear?

    Anthony hawk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man! that's how I feel everyday.

    Petarah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To those who are struggling, I understand. I was there last year, you can come out this and you are 100% valued. Please find someone to talk too xx

    ¬_¬
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone needs someone to talk to, I'm always available, email me anytime: pandithanethumya@gmail.com Just remember that there are people out there who care for you, even if they don't know you. XX

    Mush
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this everyday I'm close real close I might just runaway and die somewhere to be honest

    Nadia Kitova
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please please don't! Things do get better with time. Took me years to get help, now I regret the time I wasted. We all love you, do find the energy to get help. You are important to us and we care about you. We are here for you to listen and support.

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't help but notice the outpouring of emotion and offers of help to the user who expressed this sentiment and has a woman's name, yet the two similar comments with men's names are almost ignored.

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    ENSJ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not all. But it comes pretty darn close.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe money can't buy happiness but it can buy peace of mind, if you can get all your bills taken care of and your debt paid off.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would 100% solve all of mine.

    Ashlie Ann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eliminate all the planet of people who are evil, and want to make life for others around them horrible.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It won't restore the health that was stolen by COVID.

    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money can buy happiness... it just has a couple of degrees of separation.

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    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friday? I'm trying to make it till end of the shift.

    OutsiderDogMom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just trying to make it to lunch and it's only after that that I even dare to think about the rest of the shift.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote for 4; 8 hour shifts with 40 hours pay

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    Kalevra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the resting face of 85% of my co-workers.

    Data1001
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean you're the one who won't stop talking? ;-)

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not responsible for the face I make while you talk!!

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only adult who never naps? I don't need to.

    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't. I've tried. It's either zero rest at all or fall asleep for 5 hours and forget what year it is when I wake up.

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    Owned-by-dogs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to feel guilty when I took a nap, then I realized that was stupid because me taking a nap doesn't impact anyone. Now I take a short nap almost every afternoon.

    AG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to learn how to take short naps. My short naps turn into full-on comas and then I'm screwed for the rest of the night.

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    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get old too soon and smart too late.

    Perfumista Perfumista
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want my juice. I want my cookie. I want my nap!

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love a nap. even the word Nap is almost onomatipaicly soothing. *fluffs pillow*

    Only Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate napping. Life's short, why spend it sleeping?

    MagicJacket
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still reject them most of the time because if I nap then I won't fall asleep until 2 in the morning. Occasionally on a weekend day I will grab an hour of a nap, but rarely. Never on a weekday. Who has time for that?

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    Farah the Turtle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    k but actually my mum is 40 I I'm pretty sure I overheard her saying shes nearly on level 7,000

    MaryHadaLittleLamb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband just passed level 11,000. He sometimes has to wait for them to create new levels, and he gets frustrated when they take too long. 😁

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    Katey Doll
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 40 and have never played Candy Crush!

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play WOW and I have won the weekly tournament 53 times in the last 15 months (when I started playing) as well as getting second place twice.

    Biytemii
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg my MIL plays every level as soon as they come out and she's 63. Absolutely addicted

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    devotedtodreams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in the summer and have hated the season for 20-odd years now. Winter FTW, baby! (I mean, hey, if you're cold, you can always wear more clothes to keep warm - but if it's hot, you eventually run out of things you can take off...)

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, my heat intolerance gets worse every year to the point that I can't be outside for more than a few minutes if it's over ~22C/75F. My body just starts to shut down.

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    Ashlie Ann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fall is the best season of all! lol

    BarfyCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live we used to have 4 seasons. Now we have three: hot & humid, hot & raining, and raining.

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i live in the central valley of california and i think the hottest it got this year was 114. and everyone at school wonders why i go through every puddle in crocs with no socks, and shorts and t shirt all through a winter that can get to 33 degrees lol

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's the part of summer I like best.

    whiterabbit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea but at least you can have fun in the summer without spending a bunch of money. I refuse to spend $1,000 to snowboard for one season. I spent money once buying a bike and a kayak and I can go for free every summer for the rest of my life.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ill take this heat over winter any day

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    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend tried multiple times to teach what she called 'Austrian Poker' but I just couldn't get it. Then there is the game mafia, which I might have understood, if I hadn't already been drinking every time my friends decided to play it

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly any board game. They don't have the directions/rules in the lid anymore, they come with a friggin book.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of these modern games are really good - way better than the old classics like Monotony - but dayum they're a commitment. You have to want to spend several hours playing to make the 40-minute learning curve worthwhile. It's too much for me.

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    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were not born into a family that plays euchre, you are just never going to get it.

    PHOTOBOB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TEGWAR! (not yelling, that is that name of the card game). You have to play and learn how to play as you go. And bring money as there is a lot of betting in this game.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black Widow before her Avengers role I guess??, turn that frown upside down lady!!

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    Only Me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need chat, I just need to get somewhere

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uber driver who does talk *****

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else count them to see if all 24 hours were there?

    LinkTheHylian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I trust Amy Santiago has kept track of them all.

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    Granger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This make anyone else yawn?

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like saucers of honey!

    DetriMentaL (It/That)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read somewhere that brown eyes were our base build eye colour and then evolution came along with its green and blue DLC's and made us colorfuls more likely to have eye problems. Love them honeypot eyes!

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a green eyed person, well…. Shìt.

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    LinkTheHylian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strongly disagree. I look like a brown-eyed Satan.

    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the "nobody: ____" part of this add in any way? It adds nothing.

    ~nope~
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It adds a layer of humour by emphasising how relatable the statement is; i.e no one asked for it but it happens and that’s funny (this is key in Gen Z humour lmao)

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because blue, green... became blind :D

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this never happens to me. probably because i close my eyes when the sun hits my face

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    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, they ARE crazy expensive

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are. In Germany, 4 pcs. cost € 7,50 and I'm tempted to say: "I had cheaper beers in brothels.". (My grandpa used to say this every time he saw something slightly overpriced. We kids didn't understand it at the time, but the shop-staff was always shocked.)

    Corinna Weisz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where in Germany do 4 piece boxes cost 7,50? At the airport? In Austria, a 16 piece box was for about 4,79, at least the last season. And most times sweets are more expensive here, than in Germany. Since they're on summer pause I can't compare prices, but I'm pretty sure, 4 pieces don't cost 7,50 in normal supermarkets.

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    Raymond Core
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you must be wealthy if you think they aren't crazy expensive.

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you might be someone who never even considered buying them, so you don't know what they cost.

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only ambassadors can afford them.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE the white coconut ones they sell only at Christmas.

    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they ARE given out at the Ambassador's party so...

    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know with these Rocher, you're really spoiling us.

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    Nix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Machine: Do you want a receipt? Me: Yes Machine: Receipt printed inside Me: I guess I really didn't need that receipt...

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your first problem is you are at a Shell station. The one near my house runs 40 - 80 cents a gallon more than the gas I buy at Costco. One time it was over 90 cents. And that's not counting the additional 4% cash back I get on my Costco credit card

    Dodongo Dislikes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the adult equivalent of being sent to the principles office

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, maybe Im a furry after all😂

    Pandemonium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess there's only one way to know for sure. Let us know how that turns out!

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    Matt Richardson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First off.. I clearly took a wrong turn at Albuquerque if I ended up in the nudist part of Zootopia. So I am looking at my map and figuring out how to course correct.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step on the gas and GTF outta whatever area 51/ Island of Dr. Moreau nightmare I just found myself in? If y'all m***********s want to stop on a deserted road in the dark and open the door to a tiger man, cool. I ,however, will send help lol.

    Kael jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that’s why you have a car. Drive away. FAST

    Anna Stephenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine driving down a country road late at night, and THIS appears in your headlights!?- HELL nah!

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Offering the guy a ride, he's walking around in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night

    Niki A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop taking d***s and yelling "pspspspspspsps"

    JustinTime
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoying some sweet dr.ugs, that’s what I’m doing

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, cannot escape them :(

    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even get to sleep to avoid them anymore half the time.

    ~nope~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Results Day is tomorrow and I keep having nightmares that I failed everything lmao

    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then it becomes someone else's problem & you can sleep at ease (:

    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are only two possibilities when this it what you're doing. 1) Night terrors so horrifying that you scream yourself awake and can't get back to sleep again due to the awful memory of the dream and the terrible realisation that THAT came from your own head or 2) a beautiful dream that produces happy contentedness within the dream that, when you waken, gives you that moment where the happiness wears off as you realise the utter horror that is your life..

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    Ambrosius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a professor like that in college. Always only 5 questions and he demanded we answer each on at least 2 pages.

    Myoviridae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason why instructors do this is to distribute the points to earn a grade. If I give out an exam with only 3 questions, and you get one of them wrong, your grade is ~66%. If I give out an exam with 3 questions, with 10 short parts each, you would have to get 10 of the short questions wrong to get down to a ~66% (and if you did that, then you earned that 66%).

    Mike Beck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious: then why not 30 questions? I'm reminded of a movie scene I can barely remember. Something about a final test and the most hated professor stood up and said: I only have one question , in 37 parts.

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    iBlank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every annual training I take for work is like this. Only 10 sections to complete and 30min later you are on section 5, segment F, part 3.

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    Sharkbait1313
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to myself too.... why?

    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this me right now?!

    Mike Rodrick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you used to be able to & want to prove to yourself you can still do it.

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    DetriMentaL (It/That)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I'd be grateful for the company

    Kael jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *loads double barrel* what? No, I’m just going to look at it, I just happened to have the holy double barreled shotgun in my hands!

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sleep deprivation be like...

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both taste and texture changes while cooked. Also, I ger mildly.allergic.to fresch ones but not cooked.

    Reviewer01
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also among the people who can have certain types of well cooked tomato (if I have to, they are horrible, but they get around). Most raw fruit makes my mouth blister and all the skin peel off, especially tomatoes, watermelon and bananas. I'm also allergic to latex, which I'm told is the same allergy family

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am that one person - fresh tomatoes have this wierd mushy texture

    Johnny McFearless
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of us with dislike for fresh tomatoes, let's form a club and conquer the world!

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my son. Can't stand tomato unless it is in pizza sauce, pasta sauce or tomato sauce on chips.

    LB
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me! Can we start an "all nightshade vegetables need to be cooked before consumption" club?

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father, my brother and myself XD Only my Mom likes uncooked/unprocessed tomatoes in our family.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep that would be me, hate tomatoes, but will eat the other things, so weird I know!!

    Freddy M. (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the opposite, except pizza, that's good

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    ENSJ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no weekends, I work in hospitality. Every sunday off normally (unless there is a sunday opening which is next week) and a random day in the week.

    temmie123
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad fixes the machines in the hospitals

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real, I work in a prison now. That's exactly how I feel....oh they meant SpongeBob.

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re overestimating it’s 0% all the time except for 100% in that one hour

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not working that hard on "Hump Day" sorry!!

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did we go wrong dude, not listening closer in school maybe??

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these could be solved with vehicular manslaughter, but you do you if you want to overcomplicate things

    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow all I had to do to cure my crippling anxiety was breathe? All this time I've just been dying of oxygen deprivation!

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so I just need to sing while walking and breathing, in the cold shower.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad --> Gratitude? How do you gratitude yourself?

    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a long soak in the bath with lavender magnesium salts, tea lights, wine and zero interruptions. Emotions managed.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This list does not have "play" on it, so even If its good, it is not well-rounded.

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just read a good book. Get away from yourself for an hour or two.

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But every time I go to read a book, I'm right there!

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    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark, that's not the way I would like to see it done, especially if I'm the one you're running over. I try to like everyone, but I don't like you THAT much.

    Petarah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s see If i sing I get angry I’m not as good as I think I am Walking will burn me out even more cause where do I walk?! I could write to stop my over thinking, but what if someone reads it and then thinks it’s about them, and then I’m seen as a horrible person! Breathing is good, but I’m always anxious my breathing is giving me enough oxygen. Exercise when stressed? What exercises? Now I’m stressed trying to pick some! I can do the sad one I’m too lazy to get up to shower

    Rosemary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the cure for "lazy" and "horny" is the same.

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    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, the "nobody:____" part is completely unnecessary.

    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am really annoyed with people downvoting comments for people’s opinions. So many of comments downvoted to oblivion are non offensive and perhaps opposite of common ‘acceptable’ worldview. I find it very easy to ignore and move on.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck of a leg kick, here comes a fastball.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I need to find where I can get a farmer's outfit for a chihuahua

    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure she is doing the same.

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a hater, I simply remember when people revealed themselves for what they are and I believe them the first time..

    Nathan Lewis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just sounds like hating with extra steps

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    LinkTheHylian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stand back, kid. Number 5 is incoming, and I've got this."

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shower when Im dirty 🤷

    devotedtodreams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showering in the morning requires adding more time between getting up and leaving the house. Therefore, big NOPE from me ;P

    HeavyMetalHeart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I always get sweaty overnight so showering at night is pointless.

    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both - coolish shower in the am to get me going and a nice warm one at night to wash the day off and get all sleepy

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank goodness I'm not the only weirdo who does both! Quick pop into the cold in the AM to wake up; then a nice, long, warm shower in the PM to wash the day away.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to shower at night to wash the day away.

    Aussiegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the morning & at night 🚿🚿🚿

    L1z4rd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could shower in the evenings, it would make mornings so much easier. I'm an incredibly hot sleeper and most nights I end up waking up over hot and sweaty (it's why I'm currently awake 😔). It's winter here, our bedroom isn't heated, I have the lightest weight duvet, natural fibres, no pyjamas... It drives me nuts. I do get cold when I first go to bed, so I must create the perfect little warm insulated cocoon around myself when first going to sleep

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shower whenever my toddler is sleeping or occupied.

    Little Susie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take a shower in the morning and at night time.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant belive we have to work(for others) to live. We are an ant-hill, and we keep subsidicing the guys with the magnifier glass

    Psychopathic Shark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not where I live. Most people just sponge off the state and can still afford a jacuzzi in the back garden, hair cut every two weeks and their nails done.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you live? And would you like a middle aged woman and her cat as roommates? 😉

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    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you don't! Get deeply, irrevocably disabled! Granted, the whole "having a disability" thing can be a bummer and the getting of it can probably put your life in danger...

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually fall into a deep and restful sleep 5 minutes before my alarm is about to go off.

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    normalise cryogenic statis already.

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think, the biggest thing stopping us from doing this is probably common decency. And the lack of a crazy enough theoey. Because those cult-followers make it look sooooo easy 😅

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, you see, you can't afford health insurance without the income from the cult, so

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we looking at here? The puppy chicken or the k**b coming out of the onion rings?

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    Kalevra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its funny how adults living with there parents think they have the right to treat it as if they pay the taxes on it. You dont get to invite people over because you are an adult. you want to do that, GTFO.

    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, people actually managed to live for free at their parent's house? No parents asking for part of your student paycheck??

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an adult child that still lives at home and we're all perfectly content with them doing so. They still do their part around the house (as we ALL do, because we all live here), have a job for their own spending money and expenses, etc..I don't have any adult children who have ever gotten a student paycheck, but even if they had, I wouldn't ask them for it. The bills are going to be what they are and one person isn't going to raise them so significantly that I'd ask my own child (adult or not) to pay for it. Although they'd have no qualms to contribute if I asked, I wouldn't ask unless it was an unexpected expense that we really can't cover without it. Like recent storm damage that we had to get repaired (including replacing an appliance and all of the food in the fridges/freezers).

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HLC is the only thing keeping me up to date with geopolitics

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could have made money on the gamestop stock, because of ebaumworld. It was everythere there for 2-3 days before it even made the News here

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    Captive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah lifting the leg is already too much

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looking for the right playlist, soon...

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    Sigh J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in Egypt, in the river called de Nile

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *needs help* "I don't need your help!!"

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sing when alone. Not well, but I do it

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. I talk to my cat a lot, and when watching TV ("oh my gosh, you are so dramatic!" She says to TV character), and just kind of to myself when thinking outloud. I have gone weeks without spoken conversation though.

    OutsiderDogMom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: haven't said no words _to people_ in a week. I always enjoy taking to my doggies.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During lockdown I had no contact with another living thing for 10 weeks. I was lucky I wasn't one of those required to 'shield' at home. That went on for ever..

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the real crazy starts when you still live alone but don't stop talking. /J

    The 0roburos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being alone should never be bad company

    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a constant narration going on. It's very rare I go for long without speaking, even when there's no one there.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About thirty days before your next paycheck?

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have it you can't spend it.

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    Moltar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    marry me. well...must like Adult Swim tho...

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one would take the job for that $ and they hope you will be desperate enough to bite.

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    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My record was seven months. I laughed at them.

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the double scam, it is expensive because it creates the illusion of having more space, but where you can not go

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quality Assurance at a mirror factory is a job I could really see myself doing.

    Idk Tba
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes the room look much bigger.

    rckblykitn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, why the hell are they so expensive?!

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pasta good, all other food acceptable if no pasta

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    Hellcaste's Wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And snooze them all....

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never understand people who train themselves to sleep through their alarms.

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't snooze. It's worse than waking up 10min before the alarm. Just enough time for me to start drifting off into a nice dream and then WHAM! Alarm goes off again.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found placing the alarm across the room works great. Gotta get up to turn it off, once I'm up, screw it, might as well get at it.

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    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can i maek it anymore obvious

    killjoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont like liking songs cuz my music taste is so different lol

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a liked songs boys, she was a myplaylist#215 girl?

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    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next year is the 30th anniversary of no contact with someone who will not be named. I am finally flourishing..

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    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all remember when we had this physical thing called a flashlight?

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    member lanterns with whale oil

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With my Motorola phone, all you had to do to turn on the flash light was shake the phone. When I switched phones, I constantly did it. I miss it

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an apple thing? My androids always have had flashlights

    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet summer child. I come from an age where mobile phones where so big, they had to be installed in your car. Guess they did sort of have a flashlight Then.

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    Kael jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a personality for my different friend groups… and family groups… and online groups…

    Sigh J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But none of them are anything alike

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoo hoo! Big summer blowout sale!

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday if my daughter is home.

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how bout we all just get along

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need.to plug in the charger, cat is totally out of power

    Rinso The Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot help but think that if you did, that cat would be FULL OF ENERGY very quickly and would share quite a bit with you.

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    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the charging cable fell out of the cat.

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    Strawberry Jelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I was little and super picky so I refused to eat dinner

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i fight with myself and end up going to bed hungry.

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    Aussiegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me right now, it’s 11.46 pm I should be asleep

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    AussieTolkein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to say this for all to see, get over the BP censoring. You know what they mean, their just doing what they think is right, whatever. We know everyone has a problem with the censorship, and sometimes the AI censors a good word or misses a bad one.

    Moltar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just shot Bacardi...blah.

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    whiterabbit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your charger starts to short out and only works if it's bent or pressure is applied a certain way so you find ways like this to charge it without having to physically hold it in the only position that allows electricity to go through.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, yes..

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all know that's not possible right?

    Kalevra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if she has the core depressor on her tongue though?

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical "manly" "man", making the women do the hard work

    Avoidance_Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly where my mind was going with this but ok...

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's grovelling like a pro. Respect.

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amongst men - this is important because we otherwise never say it.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    speak for yourself. Men I love, I tell. Usually relatives like my dad when he was alive and my adult grandson. I don't tend to say it to male acquaintances but I also don't feel what I would call love for them. Not as close.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's say it this way ... my fist TV had no colors, 3 stations and the program started at noon and ended shortly after midnight. I am old!

    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had 5! We got PBS in, what, 69? And Pittsburgh had an independent UHF station that actually had a worthwhile transmitter. And my 7" B&W was one of my favorite possessions.

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    Never Snarky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reticulation. Used to do this when I printed my own pictures. No always on purpose.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welll... X doesn't stop me from sleeping but it DOES remind me of a train wreck. /J

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    Tanja Follmann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's money. She has a pile of money in her hand. The pic is just meh.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those cut-lines on their wrist? I hope not, but its the only detail I can see that explains this... thing.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still Twitter to me. 🐦

    Kalevra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just call it X [Formerly Twitter] because i found it humorous that every news outlet would say that when referenced.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did musk create this? 😂

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    Whotfismick Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains a lot of what's wrong in the world these days. Now get off my lawn!