Being a kid has so many perks - starting with the fact that you don't really have to worry about such things as rent or dinner and ending with an unspoiled imagination that can take you wherever you want. And dreaming can also lead to learning about your future dream job, whether it'd be being a dog, a mailbox, a ninja or Batman, we've all had some crazy plans for our future. Some of them are totally doable, while others, sadly, not so much.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of the craziest and funniest life goals that these smart kids had planned for themselves, and it's the best! We sure are jealous about some of their futures, though we'd rather skip the one about being a potato.

Does your funny kid have any cute or hilarious life goals? Or maybe you yourself had some incredible plans? Add your picture with adorable things kids say about their future to the list and don't forget to vote!

#1

Chris's Dreams

Chris's Dreams

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Doge_Is_Derpy
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dream big, kid......... When I was 5 I wanted to be a giraffe X3

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All You Need

All You Need

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#3

Totally Me

Totally Me

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Doge_Is_Derpy
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm more worried for David :/ but I agree with you Albert tis my dream !

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#4

A Kindergardeners Response To What She Wants To Be When She Grows Up

A Kindergardeners Response To What She Wants To Be When She Grows Up

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#5

Well, Who Wouldn't Want That

Well, Who Wouldn't Want That

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Doge_Is_Derpy
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AMAZING DREAM!!! BELIVE IN YOURSELF AND JUST DO IT

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#6

I Might've Chuckled A Little Too Loud When I Read This

I Might've Chuckled A Little Too Loud When I Read This

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Daria B
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Logical one. Live long and prosper, kid.

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#9

Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling Snow Shovels

Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling Snow Shovels

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Karasi Mills
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not fake. This has been circulating for a long time. The mom was selling shovels at Home Depot during a snow storm.

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#10

Bright Future

Bright Future

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#11

Student's Predicted Future

Student's Predicted Future

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#13

Dream Big Kid, And Put In The Effort To Make Those Dreams A Reality

Dream Big Kid, And Put In The Effort To Make Those Dreams A Reality

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#14

When I Grow Up

When I Grow Up

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#15

Found At The Preschool I Work At. This Kid Is Going Places

Found At The Preschool I Work At. This Kid Is Going Places

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#16

Too Much Zombie Movies For This Kid

Too Much Zombie Movies For This Kid

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#17

When I Grow Up

When I Grow Up

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#18

I Will Take My Wife To Pizza Hut

I Will Take My Wife To Pizza Hut

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Tamra Smith
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds lovely. I hope he gets his wish.

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#19

I'm Not Sure Why, But I Lost It After Seeing My Nephew's Response To What He Wanted To Be When He Grows Up

I'm Not Sure Why, But I Lost It After Seeing My Nephew's Response To What He Wanted To Be When He Grows Up

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Lindsay Ropiak
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a black Spider-Man character. My kid mentions him once in a while. He wears a black costume.

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#20

My 8-Year-Old Self Had His Priorities In Order

My 8-Year-Old Self Had His Priorities In Order

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#21

This Kid Is Going To Go Far In Life

This Kid Is Going To Go Far In Life

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Awkward dog
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know what the one question for his teacher was lol

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#22

Life Goals

Life Goals

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Kateřina Sedláková
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was his age I was sure I'd end up in a brick factory in my hometown. Now I teach foreigners' kids my mother language and laugh at the similarities of our childhood perspectives.

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#23

Puppies

Puppies

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ElinaTheAwesome
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were reading Bored Panda, I would... PUPPIES!

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#24

My Friend's Kindergarten Student Has Real Aspirations

My Friend's Kindergarten Student Has Real Aspirations

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Rhon
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds sad, like a child who doesn't get enough food

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#25

My Son, The Realist, Brought This Home With Some Of His Kindergarten Schoolwork

My Son, The Realist, Brought This Home With Some Of His Kindergarten Schoolwork

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Daria B
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, what's up with those 100 years future questions... I mean, yes, people get to live 100 years and more, but that's still unusual.

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#26

Lovely Plan

Lovely Plan

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Daria B
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like that innocent smile combined with that text.

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#27

I Had Realistic Dreams As A Kid

I Had Realistic Dreams As A Kid

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Awkward dog
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that's an odd age to start cutting your own foodXD

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#28

Dreams

Dreams

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#29

My Little Brother. I'm So Proud

My Little Brother. I'm So Proud

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#30

Nobody Wants To Live An Useless Life

Nobody Wants To Live An Useless Life

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#31

The Variety

The Variety

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Tamra Smith
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assuming Kayla means firefighter, only one of these kids wants to be something other than a fictional character. Oh well, they might as well dream while they are young.

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#32

The NYE Resolution Of A 4-Year-Old... Me Too, Kid

The NYE Resolution Of A 4-Year-Old... Me Too, Kid

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Pemberton
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it a child's equivalent of bringing a magazine to a toilet?

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#33

This Kid And I Share The Same Life Goals

This Kid And I Share The Same Life Goals

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#34

I Hope My 5 Year Old Sister Achieves Her Goals

I Hope My 5 Year Old Sister Achieves Her Goals

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iamthemockingjay_rainbowdash
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And so shall you be on every full moon after you were bitten by Fenrir Greyback. But beware child! The brightest witch of our age once said that you would not know what you were doing, you would even kill your own best friend if you got the chance. But you can temporarily prevent these savage outbursts. Just go to your local Potions Master and ask for a Wolfsbane Potion. This should help.

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#35

Pro Soccer Player

Pro Soccer Player

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#38

Dream Job

Dream Job

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Karin Fern
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at least she is tidy..start her own cleaning business!

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#39

6-Year-Old Career Planning

6-Year-Old Career Planning

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Pemberton
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vet + engineer... I can't help imagining some robot cats or dogs... like the cat flying plane or something I saw on the internet several years ago.

#40

Life Goals Of 6-Year-Old

Life Goals Of 6-Year-Old

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Maggie Grover Bacher
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

took me a minute to figure out the psalm six . . . . p.s. I am six.

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#41

Who Doesn't?

Who Doesn't?

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#42

This Child's Only New Years Wish. Found At A School I Do It Work In

This Child's Only New Years Wish. Found At A School I Do It Work In

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#43

Cheese Cutter

Cheese Cutter

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teh furbeh
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was good up to "cheese cutter".

#44

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Blitzball!

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Blitzball!

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