50 Funny Posts That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

damn thats gotta sting

That makes me happy actually

Way too true. I even wander when i talk in person.

The reason she gets more likes for solo pictures of her, is that the pictures are actually being used to scare the mice from the barn. You might not be scary enough

It wasn't supposed to be.

My whole body just shivered in an awful way...

No, I'm much older. Was this ever a thing in the UK?

Carb induced sleep

Aye! Dire Straits: Money for nothin, the original extended version.... before some utterly, ridiculous and pathetic "group" of individuals got their k**ckers in a twist for one word!

Fireflies owl City is like this.

More Than This by Roxy Music came on a while ago and all I could do was stand there with my eyes closed and be transported to a mystical place. It was amazing.

I got Amy Grant's Heart In Motion for Christmas 1992. I listened to that cassette until the tape broke. 30+ years later, I still know every lyric of every song on that album by heart.

1. Pappu Cant Dance Sala..... 2. Pardesi- Dev....D...... 3. I Hate Luv Stories........ 4. Stereo Nation- Nacchange Saari Raat....... 5. Shemaroo- Let the music play.......Can listen to them till the end of time

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Tom Lehrer, for me.

Perhaps one wouldn't be so happy if the song in question was Disco Duck.

Unless you are a musician. As one improves as a musician the simple stuff we listened to as a youth sounds so dull.

or shows! Or games!

I guess the reason I didn't progress more in tennis is that I didn't work hard enough on my expressions.

I once heard someone say, “everyone on the road is either an idiot or an a*****e” based on whether they’re slowing you down or speeding you up 🤣🤣

Yes, of course. Duh. So what’s your question?

Unfortunately no. I think Lisa was POTUS.

Why the fụck does everything need a screen?

I had one get stuck in my throat. Could not get to the water fast enough.

... and then you wake up at 0559

Equal excitement to see each other!!

Or train!

I first signed up for Facebook in 2004 I think....when it was only for students

Someone please explain the third Leg to me

As a teacher I hated observation days.

8 yo Me figuring out how to steal it while causing as much havoc as possible

Huh, I thought it was a bowling ball, but obviously not.

They look sleep deprived, but they’re still adorable (just like me fr)

I like the sound of that tbh

10? rookie numbers.

That is such a horrible feeling.

Or do a backup. You know your computer is going to crash the day before you plan to do a data backup.

and that's why dark mode exists for free, (cough cough except for on bp cough cough stop trying to kill our eyes cough cough)

always the school memories

*tonight

Jokes aside, I now appreciate a good sewing kit inside one of those tins...

Same, dude, same

People my age (early 40s) usually look maturely handsome/beautiful, and have a sense of fashion and appearance/hairstyling/etc. that they have refined over the years. And then there's me: herpaderp-...e1edee.jpg

Really interesting drawing… and really familiar.

Why 2020 exactly? I feel it more like 2024 to me 😂

Either their standards are really low, or they're not in love at all.

Why are you so obsessed with me?

i wish i was worth 1.25 million per minute

Only kickballs? There are a variety of sports balls on a healthy gym class ceiling, and also that one helium balloon that took literal years to pop

I was the only kid in my highschool to actually blow a hole in the ceiling of the biology lab! lol

Instagram influencers always gotta emphasize any curves

last xmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day, you gave it away...

I finished work for the year at midday this Friday just gone. Celebrated being on vacation by taking a nap.

This is oldd 2007 babies can learn to drive a car in some places

The opposite of this is "just one more chapter"