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Psychologists Michael Apter and Mizi Desselles propose that in order for anything to be perceived as funny, we must be in a playful state of mind. In this "para-telic" state, we can let go of any concerns (like the fear of appearing dumb because we're laughing at a stupid joke) and simply experience things "in the moment." So I don't know what gets you into the golden retriever mood, but you might want to prepare yourself for this one!

PunHub is an online project spanning across different social media platforms with the goal of sharing the daddest dad jokes you can imagine. And it's doing a pretty good job if you ask me! Its creator, Conor, pairs wordplay with stock photo edits, creating a feed of hilariously absurd situations and exchanges, and even though we've already written about his work, the guy has been really busy since our last publication so we thought that you need to see his latest gags.

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Red Wyvern Emperor
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooh. Camouflage, things are never quite the way they seem.

Jesse
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woah-oh-ooh-oh camouflage, this was an awfully big Marine

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OWEN CASH
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk into them so they know it's working.

Amazon QT
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I usually say to my hubby when I see someone wearing camo- but not everywhere (camo hat & pants) “look honey these combat boots and shirt are walking themselves”…

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Menacing Duck
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw come on! Theres no image, just 2 text boxes! /s

Take me to dinner first
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL why does the soldier looks like he's crying tho

Amazon QT
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I want to use that phrase somehow… it would be a cool on white T-shirt though with camo lettering saying “I’m off to Camouflage Practice”.

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themusa101
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that guy's neck looks like my d*** in the night 😅

Joseph Gelfo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The drill sergeant looks so mad

Dasha
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why can I only see heads floating

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't do it. I swear. >_>

    ThatBookGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second too. She said 'where'? And he think she means wharewolf or however you spell it :)

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bite is right there on his arm, come on doctor

    Nikole
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note: I find it hilarious that silver is toxic to both werewolves and vampires, according to lore. Like, why silver? Edit: I don’t mean it is to real werewolves and vampires, of course.

    Russell Bowman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of :(Howling in the background] Inga: Werewolf! Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf? Igor: There. Dr. Frankenstein: What? Igor: [pointing] There... wolf. There... castle. Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way? Igor: I thought you wanted to. Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to. Igor: Suit yourself. I'm easy.

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no active memories about it

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    For our first publication on PunHub, Conor said the project was born after he started messing around on his commute that takes about an hour. "It's mainly why the style is pretty scrappy. I have to come up with an idea, find assets, and create them before the bus pulls in at work."

    Also, Conor has always been quite well known amongst his colleagues as the one with the 'sh*t puns and pitching them with pretty much every client campaign.' He said no one really appreciates his comedy efforts at work, but maybe it's just not the right market. Clearly, his humor has a lot of admirers online.

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    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yes, I’ve done this before… after a fashion…”

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... this is the worst editing I have ever seen. What am I even looking at

    Striated Heron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the awkwardness is part of the point. :D

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ready for super sex? I'll take the soup.

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a moment I might have laughed. the waitress is right.

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like that joke with the doctor who says: "Sir, you have to stop masturbating." "Why?" "I'm trying to examen you."

    David Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! I am getting to the age where this isn't so funny!

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I e got high blood pressure. Now all I need is water retention and I’ll have my own boiling water!

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To much bad information at one time can be dangerious.

    Frostfirefox919
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I do have high blood pressure!

    Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that his doc is still smiling, this isn't funny. I've had a similar experience.

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    Mangelo Il Fumatori
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so silly that I'm dying.

    Joseph Gelfo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the "Come out with your hands up!" joke.

    aZZy_d3Lta (they/star/bun)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Did you hear?? the aliens are coming out!!" im gay :D

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting girl friend is upset and boyfriend is smiling. Interesting.

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    When it comes to the catchy name, it was one of the few ideas Conor has had. "However, since this isn't actually my first rodeo with creating pages, I knew I needed the name itself to be something people laughed at and wanted to follow, so I settled on PunHub," he said. "It sounds just like the name of another popular site that I'm not sure if you've heard before."

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    Epsilon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! *throws sandal at kids, sending them to Jesus* (this is a reference; pretend to laugh)

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    Azolane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, I laughed so hard I probably bought myself a first class ticket straight to hell.

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just right be a favorite, cepting for the kids.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to pile the family into the Delorean and gun it to 88.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, hold my beer! "New Zealand plane crashes twice in one day" https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/new-zealand-plane-crashes-twice-in-one-day-9052215.html

    O D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you name your firstborn Osna.

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    BetterBitterButter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here I am reading this while waiting for my flight!

    Rizzo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of ... One doesn't need a parachute if one wants to jump out of a plane. One only needs a parachute if one wants to jump out of a plane twice. ;)

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't really need more than one crashed a time.

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not true though. Not every crash results in the plane being decommissioned.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy probably is a software developer

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But those are jugs not cartons! He got the wrong milk!

    Azolane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent my husband to get me some kiwis one day and he came back with a tin of the kiwi brand shoe polish...

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    Conor is the sole person behind PunHub and he makes all of the content himself. "It's pretty hard to juggle with working full-time but I enjoy it," he said. Some of the jokes he shares are his own while others are memories of something he has heard or seen before and of those, quite a few of them were published by @dadsaysjokes.

    "I figured there was still a big gap in the market there as it was all just text-based jokes," Connor added. "I'm constantly working with stock imagery in my job so I'm aware of how ridiculously lame some of the photographs are with the stock models smiling and all and thought they would pair super nice with corny jokes."

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    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have taken the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme painting at the left.

    SP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mona Lisa as hide the pain Harold😂 and András Arató is currently at #4 in this article too!

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    Hawkmoon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wine can't solve your problems, but it helps forget them.

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you drink enough it'll give you all new problems to help eclipse the old ones!

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    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Here's to alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all life's problems!" -- Homer Simpson.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot cheaper than a shrink. Not better just cheaper.

    Nikole
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, well… It’s a process, man.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are so bad yet so good. I don't even know what to say anymore.

    Josh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is everyone staring into the camera for the punchline? it's low key horrifying

    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in Hospital after my 2nd was born, Security had to forcibly remove a man from an open ward, when he tried to have sex with his wife who had delivered their baby 2 hours before.

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mama's not real happy with this situation. On the other hand . . .

    Greymom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's holding a giant burrito!😅

    Twizzle Sticks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? What the heck is he holding? It sure isn’t a newborn!

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    Menacing Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the dad joke of ALL TIME

    Shelli Aderman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second… 🤦🏽‍♀️

    Joseph Gelfo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tree just look like it's saying "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

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    Pairing the puns with the pictures isn't as easy as it looks. "One image is usually about over five different images stitched together to create the scene framed around the joke. I'll often have to source a smiling face from elsewhere to photoshop in or add in a background or various other items and scenery."

    "A lot of people ask where do I find these photographs and the truth is I don't. They are often a scene that's created in Photoshop to match up with the story of the joke I want to tell." Conor said his uploads are probably like a crappy comic rather than a meme.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow Mike Pence is involved here.

    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe I almost lost the opportunity of commenting on this one

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *thanks*, not thank’s. I know, I know, I’m grammar police. It just bugs me.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, it`s distracted boyfriend

    Minino
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruce Wayne is Batman but Clark kent! (ba dum tshh)

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    "I was planning on doing a series soon called 'Behind the Memes' that shows the process of the scenes that have been pieced together along with snippets of people's comments like, 'Where do you find these photographs?'" Connor added.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corollary: waitress - "if you need anything, my name is Diane". Diner - "what's your name when I don't need anything?"

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    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a high-resolution stock photo from Getty Images.

    vos (they/she/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they always just look at the camera afterwards

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    Anon Yymi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not surprised, that's a terrible drawing

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    Twizzle Sticks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he remind me of a young Steve Carrell?

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it was painless, with a zero degree risk of wound infection.

    O D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a infant chemo specialist, so his speil starts with "I'm Mr. platelet, he-hee!"

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see her reaction? That's a keeper, she knows and appreciates his stupid humor lol

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    UltimateSwiftie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take that as a YES it is!!!!

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another workplace not offering a pension plan.

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dude is everywhere

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    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the face job guy from the other post! (He was all wet…)

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the therapist clearly grasping why the couple came to her for help.

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I didn’t even notice the therapist until u pointed her out

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the difference? *eats table leg*

    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who saw "comfort food"?

    Nakus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad joke skill level 1000

    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! This only works written tho..

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    Twizzle Sticks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did listen to a single word, then I tuned you out. Oh, to be single…

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that makes me take me to dinner, 1st?

    Chuckle Demon 19
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chuckle Demon 19 invites you to dinner ( I was tempted to text this since the time I saw your username lol )

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    Cuppa tea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in the rest of 278 countries, it's 1st of March.

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    Pam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s really a beautiful gas station.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't get a reservation at the grocery store's egg section?

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    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Hide the Pain Harold's grandson?

    vos (they/she/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but the dos frame is so funny out of context

    A gay cat man (he/him&Tré/Trè)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO HE NEEDED TO FINISH THE TRILOGY!!! (green day reference)

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    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not going to be selling a lot of cars then.

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    Olive Harper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one reminded me of those Amelia Bedelia books I read as a kid.

    UltimateSwiftie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... he got what he asked for.

    Twizzle Sticks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FINALLY, the girl does the stupid thing instead of the guy!

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    Linden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a minute, he's asking her to leave after her drink so he can finish work and close the bar, not asking her out on a date but she thinks he is.

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw your username. Aren’t you, like, married to Hades?

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    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never listen to a No. It'll spoil the mood.

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    Mangelo Il Fumatori
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The women's reactions are priceless.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy must be an Airplane fan. I can see Leslie Nielsen delivering that line in full deadpan mode.

    Bert van Aalsburg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. Took me a minute. Read the first line, “I’m tired of you, Miss Understanding Simple Questions.” Then I realized, that wasn’t the set up for the punch line.

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    Cammy Mack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like 22 feet. A Honda Civic is longer than 14 feet.

    Justice Appiah-kubi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can see that she died after the response

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP messed up the post. It's not supposed to look like this. The punchline is, "Not at all, most people have ten."

    Susan Teter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I thought I just hit a glitch in the matrix.

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    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Two in the pink, one in the stink". lol

    James Peek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind went to a totally different place....

    Show thyself
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not at all, most people have 10"

    Donnie Mc00
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.instagram.com/p/ClB3VLhoPkm/

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is one happy girl wanting to get happier.

    Edward Dwyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he meant "inside" her.

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    Nakus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's going to eat her after this

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mean" = "A mean in math is the average of a data set, found by adding all numbers together and then dividing the sum of the numbers by the number of numbers."

    Epsilon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely didn't need this. Nope. Of course not. T_T

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    Blarrg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michelle sounds like "my shell", like a turtle has. My wife is named Michelle and I'm totally going to use this.

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    Lawrencium
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His smile is creeping me out...

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The psychiatrist knew what’s coming next.

    Joseph Gelfo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get when you marry a man who misunderstands simple questions.

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    Fish Fingers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a joke from Goodness Gracious Me. 'Wanna skip dessert and get out of here?' 'Why, do you have something in mind?' 'No, but you're already quite fat innit...'

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this one actually made me chortle out loud XD

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    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a pun though...

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    Mangelo Il Fumatori
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or alternately, from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin": I don't like guns.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danny looks like he's having fun! XD

    Yoyo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daddy changed quite a bit.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP messed up the post. It's not supposed to look like this. https://www.instagram.com/p/CoP5B3xMquj/

    Show thyself
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing Part: she opens an empty chocolate-box

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd Part: "well after the last time, I don't I don't have the balls to do it anymore"

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP messed up the post. It's not supposed to look like this. The punchline is, the man says, "I've worked here 173 years and I've never seen anything!"

    Leonardo Spina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funnily enough it shows correctly on the mobile app!

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    Máté Jancsek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its not just repeated, but it messed up as well... new record

    Show thyself
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've worked here 173 years & haven't Seen anything"

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    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the punchline in the second frame should be "Yep, they're birds"

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP messed up the post. It's not supposed to look like this. The punchline is "Good, I don't like this one either." https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmo7T4cs6MO/

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    Máté Jancsek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont get it... how can you mess up so many times?

    Yoyo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that mother ten years old??