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We’re going to have some pun today, pandas! Oops, I meant fun! We’ve taken a trip to the Wholly Pun Bible on Instagram and gathered some of the most clever (and perhaps eyeroll-inducing) puns that they’ve ever posted down below.

From cringey dad jokes to clever wordplay, we hope you enjoy scrolling through these puns, pandas. Be sure to upvote the ones that you plan on passing along to your fellow pun enthusiasts, and keep reading to find a conversation with John C. Lewis of Punsteria!

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Dante McBride
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2 years ago

HOLY-

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    Christopher Walkies
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    2 years ago

    It's elementary.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago

    Don't fret. You've picked the right one.

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    Hannah Rees
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    2 years ago

    This gladdens my heart in so many ways

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago

    you have earned my business.

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Or lone star state? Texas. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Texas

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago

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    My pie charts shows how much I'm not sharing 100%

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago

    Very thoughtful. Thank you!

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    Fynne
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    2 years ago

    Those paws were fast as lightnin

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Intent also...? 🫥

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago

    I mean is he wrong?

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    Silly-Rabbit
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    2 years ago

    Punctuation matters

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    Abel
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    2 years ago

    Bad losers 😒

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago

    Found a curie

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    Fynne
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    2 years ago

    Dumbledore!

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago

    Holy ship

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago

    Puts it on a pedestal caterpillar

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    Bols
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    2 years ago

    But... but why are they from right to left, this bothers me so much :D

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago

    I like this one.

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    Bored something
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    2 years ago

    Hehe

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago

    I don't usually like photoshopped stuff, but this is cute and well-done.

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    Zaphod
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    2 years ago

    Annie, are you ok?

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    grosse_daus
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    2 years ago

    Actually the color orange was named after the fruit....

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago

    Lands sake, that's clever.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago

    You just need to be more specific with your questions

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago

    the thought that I assume was going through the friends mind was sweet, at least.

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    THE COOL ZACH
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    2 years ago

    Ha!

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    If it was Bering's, you would not be able to keep a Strait face?

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Pun, Punett

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    Zaphod
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    2 years ago

    What... is your favourite colour?

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    Mike Crow
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    2 years ago

    A cure to drinking alone.

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    Angi
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    2 years ago

    Poor Vincent

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    Fynne
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    2 years ago

    Definitely what a talking printer would say

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    "Canny on, canny on as if nothing really matters"

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago (edited)

    But clownfish taste kind of funny

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    Mrs Wuschwusch
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    2 years ago

    Rickrolling at its best

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago

    I'm touched by such a MOOOOOOOving experience.

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    Pedantic Panda
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    2 years ago

    Bought from Etsy or Qwerty?

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    Wesley Frei
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    2 years ago

    Here’s your unhappy meal, comes with a pair of toy scissors.

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    David
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    2 years ago

    I touch type so likely wouldn't notice. In fact I just did notice that my N key is mostly worn off and looks like a comma.

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Weird Al's car?

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Duck? ....

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    Cerise Hood
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    BUT YOU DIDN"T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

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    Chocolate llama
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    2 years ago

    *waits with increased heart rate*

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago

    They can just come in :)

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    "Why do my husband always take ..."

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago

    Trust me. He's gonna have a lot of baggage

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    Menacing Duck
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    2 years ago

    "slightly" cracked

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    rustythorn
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    2 years ago

    given the 70% off, it sounds like tease and denial

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    Multa Nocte
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    Zing!

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    rustythorn
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    2 years ago

    that is still after 8 from the previous day

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    "Horseplay!"

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    Fynne
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    2 years ago

    Sir the chicken is dead

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago

    But after 6 pm, look out!

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
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    2 years ago

    It’s cute

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    rustythorn
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    2 years ago

    good old albuquerque, sometimes helpful

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago (edited)

    Pick-up line or threat with extreme prejudice?

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago

    Winnie The Pooh

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
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    2 years ago

    3 wishes of how the hell will I find the money !

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    Iron man? Curious if this was supposed to be abbreviations for females and men? Fe Ma or Wo Me?

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Goin' to work ey?

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    Mumsie
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    2 years ago

    Nice try!

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    Pedantic Panda
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    2 years ago

    And now his body is at rest, it will remain at rest...

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Bananabiologist and spacebiologist?

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    Angi
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    2 years ago

    I laughed and I have 3 friends

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    Vishwa S M
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    2 years ago

    Mama mia

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    Maggz Bennett
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    2 years ago

    PEBKAC?

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    Bob Builder
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    2 years ago

    🥰🥰🥰

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago

    Water, 70% proof

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
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    I rather think that too many people will believe this.

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    Pieter LeGrande
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    2 years ago

    But stick a pea under the mattress and all hell breaks out.

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Al?

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    Cerise Hood
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    2 years ago

    I hate donating blood, they always ask me questions like, "who's blood is this", and "where did you get it?"

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    The Thumbs Up Dude
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    2 years ago

    wow just wow

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago

    Happy baker arrested

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    Zaphod
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    2 years ago

    Poor camel.

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    DE Ray
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    2 years ago

    Why do riot police always get to work early? To beat the crowd.

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    𖤐houseplant𖤐
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    2 years ago

    why is this cute hahah

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    Pedantic Panda
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    2 years ago

    Cheesy joke

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    Fynne
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    2 years ago

    This feels like it could be a redbull ad

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago

    Butt, I am so embarrASSED.

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    Bob Builder
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    2 years ago

    Sorry I dont get this one

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    Colt Winkler
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    2 years ago

    nobody comment thier names there are hackers and stuff out ther

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    BoredPossum
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    2 years ago

    Not very fun for the ones who understand Dutch.

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    gijeff58
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    2 years ago

    Better pick up line than the other, longer one! (see above)

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    Menacing Duck
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    2 years ago

    Lemonade

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    My O My
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    2 years ago

    Raisins are missing

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Instructions clear, did what was asked for...

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Beeimg colourblind helps with the not seeing red part.. 😅

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Prague, an ant?

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago

    Javier?

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago

    I've worked with (and for) people who couldn't legitimately make this claim.

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago

    "Oh, you play bass? Electric or acoustic?" "Smallmouth."

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