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Not a single thing in this world has been as divisive as the enigmatic Severus Snape. Dumbledore’s confidante and healer, yet apparently his murderer, Snape terrorized Harry Potter almost as much as He Who Must Not Be Named, gaining momentum as one of the most controversial characters ever to have existed.

But there’s a fun side to Snape not many knew existed. The Twitter account Professor Snape brings out all the dark online musings that may as well be put in The Great Hall.

Both savage and painfully hilarious, the tweets are making sure “no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations” are allowed on the thread.  Because if there’s anyone who can give that much-needed grain of salt to all the turmoil we are going through right now, it must be Snape. And a whopping 1.2 million followers show it works wonders.

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Stille20
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL! This is what I came here for... most of them are meh. This is gold.

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    Valquerys
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people can give birth wearing a mask, we should stop complaining about how stuffy it is wearing it. #Karens

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    Lydia Coy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lift my cats in the air all the time. 1 is too fat one is too old and the other hi fives me after i do it

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    Bored Panda contacted Taylor Nikolai, a social media connoisseur and self-proclaimed Snapchat guru who made a bunch of memes back in the 2010s. Taylor now runs the marketing company Viral Spark and he is also the mind behind the Professor Snape Twitter page.

    In an interview, Taylor stuck to the whole Snape world concept and took the answers as his new alter ego. Thus, in a couple of deliberately short-spoken sentences, he presented himself: “My name is Severus Snape, and I am proud to say that I was a Hogwarts professor who worked his way to the top.”

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    Taylor then kept on explaining how Snape is such an iconic character because “I'm not only relatable on a fundamental human level, but I show people that you can redeem yourself after you have done wrong.”

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I went alone on twitter and got attacked by a bunch of trolls.

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    citcat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just going to ignore his muscles?

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    Snape, aka Taylor, believes that the on-point and bold statements are precisely what makes his Twitter account so successful: “My tweets are so funny because they are true.”

    He then added that the replies were done in Snape’s true voice and “it'd be ruining the fun to do any more.”

    In this short meta-interview, we (kinda) get the point. Speaking, or rather tweeting, like Snape doesn’t do much, but the laconic voice combined with salty remarks give us a glimpse of what Snape would probably have been like if he had the internet.

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    Valquerys
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, any ship is a better love story than twilight. Even Mineta x Mineta

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read this, the first thought came to mind was Alan Rickman, not Severus Snape 😢

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    George-Florin Constantin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel deffinitelly starred in some pretty weird sh1t since "Harry Potter".

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    Valquerys
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Harry know about Hermione seeing his boi?

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in 2020 we see a new strain has emerged.. Covidiots!

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, They also are thorn-ed, And Severus' tounge, Will sting like a hornet

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds a lot like my children in their teenage years.

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    Felipe StillChill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to tan as well! Even villains need vacation

    Your Mother
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he is getting held captive and tortured in the back

    Sanchi Shiva
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, this one made me laugh. the clothes are what makes it really funny.

    Layla Cruz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Felipe StillChill: Your right.

    John Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's Florida, it's probably Rick Scott.

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    Fernleaf6505
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his "signature spell". helped him plenty of times tho...

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    Laura Gillette
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't really her fault, though. The film writers seriously dropped that ball.

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people only dream of doing what you have achieved..

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    Emi A.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is the BEST tweet by Snape ever! lol

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    Osgood_7
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the "My life as a background Slytherin" comics, then tell me which house you'd rather be in. Hufflepuffs are just the people who think everyone should just use pens instead of quills.

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    Valquerys
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised Trump would even support social distancing when he has only been seen in a mask once.

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    BoredPundits
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little, my dad used to joke, "What's yours is mine, and what's mine's, my own"!

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    Cori
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She did look absolutely stunning in that dress though.

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    SandraG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your not wrong there... XD

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    Felipe StillChill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought his nose was flat because he ran into the wrong platform when he grew up

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voldemort? Don't you mean, Dark Lord?

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    Cori
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    28 years ago!?! Damn I feel old.

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    SandraG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somethings never change... 😂

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    SandraG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow it’s so sad that I can’t remember the days when handshakes were a thing...

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    SandraG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re damn right he is!

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    PattonPawter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hat goes on the cats head* Sorting hat: MCGONAGALL

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    Lisa loves cats
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30!?!? BUT WHEN I WAS ELEVEN I GOT 37

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