50 Hilarious Screenshots That Perfectly Sum Up The Chaos Of Existing Right Now (New Pics)

It depends what they're excited about. If somebody is excited about the re-emergence of fascísm in mainstream politics I will go out of my way to make them feel stupid.

u know what, that's also on u to give ur child trust so that they do tell you. u have to work for it one way or another. be a good parent and ur children will automatically turn to you

id love for my family to be there but that means I'll have to share :(

Me too buddy, me too.

I got a profusely bleeding gash on my head while DUCKING under a structural member on a ship-to-shore crane. Waited four hours in the "emergency room" at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore for staples.

I wouldn’t know hahaha 😅 good ol depression

Which is why I'm increasingly reluctant to order food when we go out. I'll just have another beer...

besides nothing pisses people off more than being angry at you and you remaining happy. Have you ever smiled at someone who yelled at you in traffic?

I'm just trying to make it as a henchman.

I re-read books because it is like visiting with old friends <3

...and u still can't fu ckin sleep so u binge watch Netflix all night and then its Tuesday lol

See, many people think the introverts are depriving them of the entertainment. Bc other people are here to make them feel good.

They do these little padded cuffs now, they look light sweatbands, and they’re so handy at stopping this! Makes washing your face so much easier!

Grammar nerd hangs her head in defeat.

95% of the time, you will make my day if you cancel 😂

I have always been envious of others who are oblivious and do not have a constant mix of 100 different things running through mind.

too many jokes with no punchline these days

"To love ones self - is not the easy task we are sometimes told it is. We are all limited by something. We are all guilty of something. My own path towards a place of greater self acceptance is paved with the art that I create. It is a path that I continue to stumble down. At the expense of everything else…"

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Being awake at 6 am and wanting to talk to people at 6 am are two very different things

hey that's a great thing! a smile can make somebody's day! keep smiling, mate! 😃

or you just DIDN'T do the air guitar part correctly.

my uncle was always one to fall asleep fast and snores super loud. On family camping trips I always felt rushed to fall asleep before him, LOL

is it just me or would I rather risk getting hacked and have all my passwords the same than having to remember 15 different passwords with different combinations of capitals, lowercase words, numerals and special symbols etc?

I got a pretty darn good inheritance - I inherited my mother's intelligence and my parents' morals.

This one is so hard to learn but so important at the same time. After 60 years, I’m still working on it.

cuz then u get the attention for being the good one and not them

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Are you for real? 😳

THIS

I don’t trust guys who say stuff like that lol. Like babe we’re all human, it’s fine if your eyes witness another woman and you think she’s pretty, it’s how human brains work 😂 don’t pretend. Just be cool and respectful about it.

THIS ! ! ! 😳

Which is why Dopey Donny Taco will never admit to being wrong about ANYTHING

Same except no longer a hopeless romantic anymore since that seems to be a myth made up for entertainment

It's nice out there some times.

we got the bad engineering. why don't we have a power off button that can't be disabled no matter how much HR tries? smt we need to learn from computers

My mother abused me so badly when she already knew she had malignant cancer. So I didn't take care of her. Her ex husband wasn't helping much either and yelled at her horribly. We tried family therapy and only I was constantly criticised.

life is so much better when you realize you'll be just as happy without buying c**p you don't need

Netflix is a magic thing

I am known for being sweet and sunny, but I am NOT to be trifled with. I put up with enough in the past, I'm not letting it slide anymore.

am I the only one who can have music playing in the background and think "hmm, I should put some music on"?

And money is the contributing factor for so many reasons

and then proceed to having one-sided texts with myself imagining what my mates would reply and freaking myself out lol

that up charge at the airport is crazy, though! I've come close to walking away from the airport a bit to save $20... but, I'm usually too exhausted from a lot of traveling

Very true, running through a castle wearing ball gowns one day and full armor the next with a wide array or jewelry and weapons is very expensive.

banking

I'm in a constant financial boxing match against the government except the government's Muhammed Ali

Dry? What?

what

What the What?!?

the person that keeps insisting you listen to a song you dislike because you will eventually like it... LOL, no

they never seem to at work

I have a bucket list that I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna make a dent in that extends 70 km if printed.

..as the bald 62 year old reads this..

wow, I'm glad I never dated people like this. Go to a museum, park, coffee shop, etc. It's terrible when people feel like they need to drop tons of money to impress someone, or even worse expect the other person to

it’s bc you’re eating less dessert per fork/spoonful so it makes you savor it more or something

is this supposed to mean it's too hot where this person lives? Some of these statements are infuriatingly vague

You must make ALL the money then..

projection