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The internet is home to a lot of crazy things, and the subreddit 'Comedy Heaven' is a great example of it. From funny Amazon reviews to absurd social media posts, this community serves as a repository for a wide range of content. Its 1.7 million members are constantly on the hunt for the next laugh, scouring online depths to preserve everything that might go unnoticed by the casual browser but is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of those who appreciate the unconventional.

#1

Rolling And Sliding

Rolling And Sliding

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EP
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this one everytime I see it. The honest review is hilarious and I suppose helpful lol

Arnold Larkins
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah! It's so helpful! Now I can go sliding and rolling down a mountain!

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Just stopping by
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

…. Anyone know what brand they are?😅 I'd like a pair

Kira Okah
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to a report, Raypose Exercise Leggings.

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Id row
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how she needs help, but the person with the phone is like, "One sec, let me get some pics, this is hilarious!"

Kim Black
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This woman is my spirit animal!!

Janissary35680
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. How did she get up there in the first place? Was she deposited by a helicopter?

Stephanie Did It
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she is like me, it's no problem to climb UP, but the panic starts on the way DOWN.

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Jantje Groot
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Cory is always up to shenanigans on the rock face...

Cool Cat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just snorted out loud and everyone looked at me weird

Nonna_SoF
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can she recreate her slide in all the different colors slightly off set each time, have them photographed from the same spot, then stitch them together for a legging rainbow?

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    #2

    Words Of The Week

    Words Of The Week

    itsmeaboi Report

    catdog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a recipe for disaster 😂

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question 2 answers: punt, hunt, shunt, blunt, brunt, bunt, runt... well, that's definitely all of them.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    question 3: kick, lick, sick, pick, quick, brick.... got em all, right?

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    Luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eyes were literally searching for tht still managed to miss the substitute he used in the first go😂😂🙌🏻

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me think of an ancient radio/TV quiz question/joke: "What do you find on pool tables that you also find in men's pants?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite is, what do ladies sit down to do, gentlemen stand up to do, and dogs lift their legs to do?

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cluck, puck, pluck, ruck, suck, shuck.

    Lola Donathan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COME ON SCHOOL DO YOU WANT THESE KIDS LEARNING THE F WORD

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    In order to explain this subreddit's massive success we need to get a little academic. Part of its appeal could probably be understood with the incongruity theory of humor.

    According to Dr. Alex Borgella, who is an assistant professor of psychology at Fort Lewis College, it "suggests that we find fundamentally incompatible concepts or unexpected resolutions funny. Basically, we find humor in the incongruity between our expectations and reality."

    #3

    I Am Grateful

    I Am Grateful

    ____okay Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do cats mew higher after they've had the snip? A catstrato?

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Narrator: "The cat was, in fact, not grateful to lose his testicles."

    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child can't spell grateful but can spell testicles? This is sus.

    R Dennis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone else wrote "testicles" for them...

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    David Herz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat spelled perfectly before the operation...

    Joan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, this made my day, laughing tears.... That cat is lucky to have that kid for a friend tho!

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    #4

    Wtf Man

    Wtf Man

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    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's still too loud.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see the other way around, in real life. 😂😂

    SheHulk
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that supposed to be the Rock supporting him?

    Ashley Conover
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harmons in Utah does this.

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    #5

    90 Second Cycle

    90 Second Cycle

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    eric p
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need rules like this everywhere. Like "if you re filming a tiktok in a street I am legally allowed to run you over"

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    Luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad about the ones which went down and made them put this warning up

    Helen Rohrlach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love the beautiful paper this is written on. Gives it more impact.

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that it prioritizes being considerate of others over warnings of device damage. Be nice, otherwise, karma.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiktokers will be prosecuted, thank you!

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that before or after the little jerks have licked the food?

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, no, we are not wasting any of our rice drying it out, either.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polite, straight to the point message, even with a free phone cleaning service - it's perfect....

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    This is similar to the techniques of stand-up comedians today — they speak of the set-up and the punch (line).

    The set-up is the first part of the joke and it creates the expectation while the punch (line) is the last part that violates that expectation. In the language of the incongruity theory, the joke’s ending is incongruous with the beginning.

    Indeed, many of the posts on 'Comedy Heaven' involve setups that lead to unexpected punchlines, such as a girl who drew a picture of her cat and thanked the vet for "carefully removing its testicles," or a chat between two people discussing Roe vs. Wade, only for one to reply they don't watch boxing.

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    #6

    Foam

    Foam

    comrade_gopnik Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely a frog.

    Fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that is a frog

    David Fitts, Sr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about the extent of my latte foam art.

    Joan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, I've seen that same frog before

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    #7

    Boxing

    Boxing

    laney385 Report

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaand...that's how egregious, draconian laws are passed; too few folks are aware of and/or care about the effects of laws that they don't think about or think will affect them. No one cares until it happens to them.

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR, and hear me out, this is a case of someone who may not necessarily want to discuss this particular topic with the person messaging them, and has very valid reasons for doing so. This would be something I would use as my response to a particular couple of people I know, including a family member, who enjoy turning everything into an argument, whether or not they are right or have valid reasons for arguing. We don't know the rest of the conversation, or the relationship between the two people. Some people are just obnoxious and deserve obnoxious responses. I have told someone I prefer to use my arms when they ask me what my take on Roe V Wade, primarily because I know they just want to argue and that puts a stop to the discussion immediately. Roe V Wade absolutely affects me, and I am well aware of all issues surrounding it, and decisions made using it, but I will not argue with witless fools, as I feel fighting an unarmed opponent is unfair.

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    Jantje Groot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put two grand on the fetus but they aborted my bet.

    Leigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made up a terrible joke. There's a problem with beach goers wading in the water and stepping on fish eggs. You might call it a case of roe vrs wade.

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee.

    Janissary35680
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't have to do either; I can walk on water."

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A similar conversation probably happened back in '73 too, just not via texting.

    AUndomiel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing Mr Bammy thinks it's 2 ways to cross a river.

    Stealthzilla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I don’t really pay attention to the world around me unless it’s related to my hyper fixations… sorry guys (i know what roe v wade is though)

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this, actually vote. Sad.

    Ropre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and this is why our country is screwed. Some people can't even be bothered to know what's going on in the U.S.

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    #8

    There Is A Person At Your Front Door

    There Is A Person At Your Front Door

    LiqueurNoire Report

    Maxi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrifying!

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, only if it's standing twenty feet away. Up on the glass, not so much.

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, have you heard about our lord and savior beesus?"

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Share this Ring video within 7 days...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've been trying to reach you about your car insurance. Quit bugging me!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a "person" at your front door

    Anthorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see it's a bug, but for a split second I was like 'wendigo??!!'

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    #9

    Garfield

    Garfield

    Fireblade09 Report

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "slap heard 'round the world" wasn't a big deal to Odie and Nermel. They are more fans of the Golden Globes.

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a weird thing to ask Jim Davis lol

    In_the_gorge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is, what’re Will Smith’s impressions of Garfield?

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, but Bill Murray can sound exactly like him

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    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone ask him ? Is he some sort of slap expert ?

    Realistic Optimist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the context for this question?

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jim Davis' response to Will Smith's slap at the Oscar's

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    MarsFKA
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What slap? I do everything I can to not watch the oscars.

    Kris Tyler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now I have to like Garfield...

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in the world would Jim Davis even care? Like, why ask him of all people what his reaction was?

    Chris Landrum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school psych teacher was his college roommate

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    The first philosopher to use the word incongruous when analyzing humor was James Beattie (1779).

    When we see something funny, he said, our laughter "always proceeds from a sentiment or emotion, excited in the mind, in consequence of certain objects or ideas being presented to it."

    #10

    In Aid Of National Coming Out Day In The UK

    In Aid Of National Coming Out Day In The UK

    moleinahole94 Report

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kind of funny actually.

    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that be a queerwolf or a qwerewolf ... asking for a friend ...

    Indosidius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I think of the end of the movie "Lesbian Vampire Killers"...

    SJones
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woke werewolf 😂😂😂

    David Herz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do werewolves reproduce? Ok for the species

    JR
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just live their lives thinking this way.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL saw this on Facebook once, never forgot it 😂

    Lotekguy
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    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The werewolf in the pic doesn't even have rainbow fur

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    #11

    Puerto Rican Discuss Me

    Puerto Rican Discuss Me

    70SixtyNines Report

    UnseeJuiceWitch (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just a guess do they be sayin you smell like racism???

    Melanie Marcial
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they are discussing how dumb you sound. 🇵🇷

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont like discussions!

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puerto Ricans are just like anybody else: anyone who doesn't like them, just hasn't had them cooked right

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ortiz…she may be Puerto Rican…

    Mara Was… A Surgeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys I'm sorry for discussing Onishaniel Ortiz I won't do it again

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there something similar to this, only involving grapes?

    Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even going to try and say that guy's name out lout. I might open an interdimensional portal...

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    #12

    Solved

    Solved

    IceyCoolRunnings Report

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday... was such a sleezy dame to flay.

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me while I kiss this guy!

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Country roast, make me hole, toot a place I belong, wets bergenia

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Song: Whoomp! (There It Is) . Me: Poop PMS!

    NoIdidnt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrapped up like a douche and a runner in the night.

    M Calad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing like an idiot 🤣🤣🤣

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder if he just made a Freudian slip. Wife, beware….

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    #13

    The Flesh Harvester

    The Flesh Harvester

    Drixotin Report

    Jantje Groot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the cricket again.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner..."

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Pinocchio is just a ghoulish changeling

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the makers of "Pooh: Blood and Honey," comes...

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do say the original story was darker

    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His head looks like a crooked Apple logo

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he had donkey flesh at one point, but it got eaten off him by fish

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? So he can jab it full o f splinters?

    Bob Eckert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if that's a real ad, shame shame on Disney. I mean how sick is this?

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    Our laughter "seems to arise from the view of things incongruous united in the same assemblage."

    And the cause of humorous laughter is "two or more inconsistent, unsuitable, or incongruous parts or circumstances, considered as united in one complex object or assemblage, as acquiring a sort of mutual relation from the peculiar manner in which the mind takes notice of them," Beattie thought.

    #14

    Ricky Pee Pee

    Ricky Pee Pee

    WinterIsOnReddit Report

    Janner Wingfeather
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom never would have let me live that down. She’d be gleefully planning out how to work that story into her speech at my wedding.

    Surenu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'd be one hell of a story to tell when nosy coworkers ask when you're getting married though.

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    RosenCranzLives
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike Hunt wasn't available for comment.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have stuck with the tried and true "is your refrigerator running?"

    Daggie_style
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see an Adam Sandler movie opp here

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I cannot breathe and I peed my pants!😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😂🥹

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    #15

    Keep On Truckin’

    Keep On Truckin’

    xXTheShadowXx Report

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever buys it deserves it.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone will. I remember when Ebay first came out & a guy was auctioning "Nothing." People bid & bought "Nothing" but Ebay made him give the money back.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump's new money raising scheme?

    P R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    appropriate capitalization/spelling: tRump

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    Daggie_style
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Like Walmart where I work" gives the perfect ending to that story.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know Jesus, heck of a gardener.

    Jantje Groot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you only see one set of bids, it was cause Jesus took the auction

    Amanduh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Willing to have authenticated’. Yes please

    nm (he/him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country someone claimed to be in possession of Jesus's personal correspondence and sold copies to an unknown number of stupid christians. Later on he denied the fraud and elected as party leader in the parliament.

    Helen Rohrlach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spot a business opportunity here. Anybody know someone called Jesus?

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    #16

    Big Jim

    Big Jim

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    Lauren
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 100% big brother s**t right there.

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOOK OUT ADAM! IT'S NICHOLAS CAGE!! Hahaha, just kidding!

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    D Wall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then tell the picked upon sister tell her brother that his birth name is “Girly Shirley.”

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My real name is Fat Patricia. :)

    Jo Davies
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made my sister cry because I told her that her goldfish lived me more than her. She was 5, me 9. She sulked for weeks.

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually had to muffle my LOL so I didn't wake hubs! 🙃

    Pamela Christie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom: We had to, honey. Otherwise it wouldn't have been fair that we named your brother 'Li'l Debbee.'

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    #17

    Hashbrown

    Hashbrown

    reddit.com Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hmm. Damn. Hey you! How'd you like to be the next face of Vogue?"

    MP Deco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not gonna lie.....i loooovve those hash browns!😻

    Steve Nelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like an iPhone. Same size, same shape, both are covered in grease and they will both end up in the toilet. Seth Meyers.

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's either a very photogenic hash round or you are a natural born photographer

    Laura Williams
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly you have interesting tastes.

    Bill Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the poster in full on fashion photographer mode? Thinking Austin Powers as the fashion photographer in The Spy Who Shagged Me: “You’re a tiger baby! You’re Tony the Tiger! Grrr baby very Grrr! And I’m spent”

    shado
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just ... not drunk enough apparently.

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    #18

    Mike

    Mike

    tangmang14 Report

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the competition is pretty stiff...

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been intentional.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it does occasionally happen, not gonna lie.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it lasts more than 4 hours see a doctor.

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew Mike W. from Monsters Inc. was a creep

    Rahb in Oz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very envious of Mike these days.

    Rahb in Oz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mike is hard". I I only wish I were!

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    #19

    Foot

    Foot

    fifteenpterosaurs Report

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In soviet Russia, we have foot for head!

    Vera Diblikova
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do it girls gymnasts in USA? They have a head for foot or different rules?

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    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The undefeeted champion!

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this several times before. Amazing dexterity. I’ve heard the phrase “talk to the hand,” but not “talk to the foot”.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She woke up like that from sleeping wrong.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raphael and the rest of the Turtles better watch out now that Shredder has perfected the Foot clan.

    Watermelon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to "You grew a foot!"

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a gym mat. She's doing remedial ice dancing. Tough coaching methods.

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All jokes aside, very impressive

    Laura Williams
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't understand the front foot

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    #20

    Horse

    Horse

    LeaveMeAloneNormies Report

    Mavis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm worried for your family too....but for different reasons.

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if that is what you think a horse is in the bottom right

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    In_the_gorge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we got vaccinated all of our 5G horses trotted happily off into the sunset.

    BlackCatWithWhiteSocks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why an IQ test should be mandatory before important decisions like procreation or voting

    Sephora Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a Predator horse when I see one. 🤨

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just watching those movies so that was my first thought too 😅

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    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it is making fun of antiscience people.... hilarious!

    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5G Horses are incredibly dangerous.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That saddest thing about the state of some folks in the USA right now is I'm not entirely sure if this is a joke post or was posted by someone who actually believes such nonsense. I wonder where I can purchase a camera that takes photos of 5G energy. /J

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 5Gth horse of the revised apocalypse.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been a Horse Girl all my life. Where can I get one of these Perdator horses?

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alien is from Blood Incantation's absolutely amazing, genius, spellbinding record A Hidden History of the Human Race! It is one of my favorite records of all time. Everyone should give it a listen. It's pretty heavy, and it might sound foreign to one's ears at first, but persevere and it will click, and you will be rewarded with some of the most complex music made. It's like listening to math. In a good way.

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    #21

    Caricature Artist

    Caricature Artist

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong person to steal from, for sure.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're really good artist, but only in one style.

    MaxMi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His expression denotes the intelligence it takes to be someone who robs a street artist

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite the toothless mouthbreather there.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes stealing from someone that can draw you that is 10/10 thinkin there

    David Fitts, Sr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Additional info: cap has MLB insignia; suspect may be a fan of LA Angels. Shirt is skewed by being one button off.

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    #22

    God Bless

    God Bless

    NecroDolphinn Report

    jaysko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much to unwrap here yeesh. The emoji, the comment AND the response, "croniavirus"...

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just assumed that was a response to some social sites' decision to censor the word or add government links underneath. It's an obvious enough alternative for human readers, but a machine won't know it's the same word until we tell it

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not the correct crying emoji. I'm sure someone pointed that out to them. Maybe.

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much going on here. None of it good.

    Amy Semenov
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The emojis..the spelling?

    IcyPenguinToes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a bunch of people laugh reacted too? 😳

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the post itself was absolutely ridiculous

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    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much wrong with this i couldnt help but laugh

    Bookworm5000
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there laughing emojis????? Why is it spelled "croniavirus"???? So many questions

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cronie virus. 🤣🤣🤣

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    #23

    Mayonnaise

    Mayonnaise

    shmeelii Report

    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally. The US is normal for once!

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, it kinda looks like that bacon and eggs is gonna ask if you wanna know where it got those scars...

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    Cecilie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a norwegian I can confirm this; there is no better way to start the day!

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The towel does make it very easy to clean any mayo spills on the table. German efficiency everyone!

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens in Peru when they run out of 1998 Ford Focuses? The 1999 ones just aren’t suitable as a breakfast food

    Je L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm I regularly have sadness in the morning but the beans make it better

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those wondering, it's another Obvious Plant - https://www.retailhellunderground.com/my_weblog/2017/11/obvious-plant-magazine-shows-up-in-bookstore-.html

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argentina: polka music and Nazi farts

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been to Germany. I can verify that to be a typical German breakfast. Usually served with a beer.

    PiAnisum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German here. Can confirm. That's the reason why we drink that huge amount of beer. Those dammit towels are so dry you need more than one maß of beer to gulp it down in the morning. Coffee alone simply doesn't do the trick.

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    Natalie H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be American, but I totally identify with my Norwegian DNA here. 💀

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    #24

    Duality Of Man

    Duality Of Man

    falldontwaitforit Report

    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title is "funny-posts-comedy-heaven". Is this supposed to be a joke? Because I took it at face value, and in that case, it's deadly seriously sad.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing. I should not be laughing. I am horrible for laughing.

    Kevin Snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude - stop. Don't do anything. I'll be right over. Your plants will have a good home, I promise!

    FatKidShakeDown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Reach out if you need help" Dude, he is.

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, think about it though, because I did, in the back of my mind, over the course of this day, and something kept nagging at me, and it wasn't just my wife. So then it dawns on me... pretend to be interested in the TV. Go over to the guys house to pick it up, and talk to him. And find out what's really going on and maybe help him help himself. Because this is obviously a cry for help. And then at the end of the day, maybe this dude realizes there really are people in this world who care enough to care and they get the help they need. And and if that doesn't seem worth it to you, well... FREE 55 INCH SMART TV!

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, asking about the TV is a good way to get the guy’s name and address—-and then call a mental health professional to go out there and help him.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that bong got taken 🤔

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    #25

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only because it's so popular amongst judges.

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In mine it was Dungeons and Dragons.

    Michelle my Belle.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was any video game and baseball. He just wanted to not be alone when HE wanted to not be alone. He didn't care if I felt alone. Being actually alone is soooo much less lonely than feeling alone while you're in the same room with someone. I should have left much sooner.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A real "chicken and the egg" sort of argument. "I'm divorcing them because he/she spends so much time escaping into games". Or maybe "No, they spend so much time escaping into games because your marriage was already in the toilet and reality with you sucks." Before computers were a thing it was "He/she spends so much time fishing" or some other hobby.

    Michelle my Belle.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've thought about this too. If that were the case, shouldn't they just man up so to speak and ask for a divorce if the women are making them miserable? Why drag someone else down with you by wasting their life too? All you've done here is find a way to blame someone else for what's basically an addiction. Even with hobbies like fishing or golf, if you'd rather do that than be married why are even married ? Now to be clear, I don't mean YOU personally. I can see you're just theorizing. I am also.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine her in the middle of a bout of PMS! "GET BACK IN THE F*****G HOUSE!

    David Herz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were describing how long their marriage lasted

    Bruce Robb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex would have said "computer widow".

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    #26

    Bald People

    Bald People

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    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bald man, I am offended by the cultural appropriation.

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be! They all just wanna look like you :).

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after playing a murder victim, an actor is only allowed to play ghosts.

    In_the_gorge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also time to stop letting clean shaven actors play roles requiring facial hair.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to stop letting actors play people who aren't actors.

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    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will Ferrel was so great in Mastermind

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mastermi- *splutter* IT. WAS. MEGAMIND! (no offence)

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    KaBobs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha his head is abnormal tall 🤣

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't authentically folically challenged.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A serious actor would shave his head for the role!

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get the part then they shave. Who knows if they are a conehead or bulb head

    Laughinmydreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jared Leto is no actor.. Too much botox in his face, it never moves.

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    #27

    Goblin Mode

    Goblin Mode

    admrkylas Report

    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs more than words of encouragement..

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get armor, a short sword and say the next time a goblin appears Goblin Slayer will be around just in case

    Kevin Snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so obviously the answer that I don't know why she didn't figure it out on her own.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Record the next boink to show him what you're talking about, and what you don't like. Don't forget to delete after it's served its purpose, lest you accidentally post it somewhere.

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Activate your own goblin mode. Time for wild goblin sex. Embrace the kink!

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do something similar; yell "Banshee Mode Activated" and shriek at the top of your voice.

    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest the wife activates her own "Dead Log" mode during sex if the husband does it again.

    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As insensitive as this ahole acts I'd be surprised if he even noticed.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him to start gobbling. ;-)

    Amy Semenov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you not have sex until you married him?

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure he pulls down the shades so Spiderman doesn't see him

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    #28

    Ham Sniffer

    Ham Sniffer

    Electronic_Egg Report

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was this during Career Day?

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sniff Kermits finger!

    The Redhead
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if after so many they all start smelling the same. Like when you work with a lot of numbers & they all blend together.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ham sniffer, ice cream tester, potato chip taster... I'm obviously in the wrong line of work.

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn those Ham Sniffers!

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blessed be the ham sniffers, for they shall inherit the earth

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    David Leick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sniffs ham #800* "Yup. Smells like ham."

    MaxMi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think to the deodorant testers… they’ll never reach the goal of 800 armpits to sniff daily.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just my luck to be gifted with ham #803. Will be returning it. Never again!

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just need you to find me 802 hams.

    KaBobs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs a hard hat for this?

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    #29

    Dance Therapy

    Dance Therapy

    reddit.com Report

    Chrissie Anit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His website is real and totally bonkers

    Emma London
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more intrigued by the bleeding staples.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in british, pissed means drunk. but he does look drunk in photo1.

    Mavis
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    1 year ago

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    Brandy Gray
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a huge fan of Henry's music, Thumpasaurus rules!

    drew p
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to the website and watch their YouTube video. It will surprise you. It's all about the very last sentence on the flyer.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who here is gonna see if that QR code works, then come back & give us a report?

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "now accepting Bitcoin" - the (real) website

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    #30

    United States Strategic Command

    United States Strategic Command

    derekcz Report

    Mavis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New recruit Mr Mittens.

    Jk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that wasn't supposed to be their password

    Iroc Iroq
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are definitely NOT launch codes. We swear.

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conspiracy people probably went insane over that. Would be hilarious if it was a test to see what the q people would do with it

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they have a kitty in the office!

    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the first post got 1,523 comments and 8,286 loves.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now we all know the pass code for the nuclear missiles.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone out there with a tin foil hat spending hours trying to decipher the coded message "THEY" didn't mean for you to see.

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    #31

    Cheese

    Cheese

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banish him from the premises! The man's a Muenster! Gouda riddance, I say!

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for prosecution. Just like... Dude, that's a lot of cheese, are you ok?

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's in the men's room, second stall. No need to hurry. He'll be there a while.

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Swiss. This story has lots of holes in it.

    In_the_gorge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I need to find a new disguise now.

    Daggie_style
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude really needs to work on his "nothing to see here" pose

    Skim Beebles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't have the cheddar to pay for them.

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    #32

    Smallest Number

    Smallest Number

    dsasd376372747 Report

    Janos Schumacher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 in binary is smaller than 3 in base 10.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two kinds of people. Those who already knew the correct number was circled, and those who didn't.

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    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct answer is "There is no "smallest" number here; there's only a smaller and a bigger one."

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten has fewer letters in it than three. Reading Rainbow told me so.

    Bri Tays
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer could be correct. The reason would be,.... 1st number decimal and 2nd number binary.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 is smaller than 3 because this test is gay

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh! Red on top! "Hungry marmots" is also correct.

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    #33

    Brisket I Made Today

    Brisket I Made Today

    falldontwaitforit Report

    catdog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Grandpa would do the exact same thing 😂

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf looks like a tasty brisket sandwich

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't... Express... Emotion. Must... HERE IS A REUBEN!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's pray that Gandpa didn't feed any of that brisket to Harley. There's no telling what kind of germs those roaches are carrying!

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    #34

    Nintendo

    Nintendo

    Ridenberg Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two ways to take this, and I don't know which one would be worse

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the dude is surrounded by his hairem.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wish it was deleted. But the internet is forever.

    Rusty (He/They)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤨📸 Nintendo caught in 4K, absolutely finished, more cancelled that bill nye the science guy , idk what to say next lol

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Mario, please say it ain’t so!

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    #35

    Condensation

    Condensation

    Stock_Hutz Report

    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A skull and boner

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who draws a c**k and balls like that?? I mean wtf

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And who draws it on their own car? That's what your friends cars are for.

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    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like it was trying to pick its (non-existent) nose with the middle finger. I’m not great at interpreting images.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You draw penises on your own car? (Poorly I might add) EDIT: Just in case you were wondering, no, I don't draw penises on anyone's car. (lol) but when I see "jokes" like that they are typically doing it on someone else's car. Like when people write "WASH ME" in the dust on the back - typically on another car, not their own.

    Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate... If yours looks like that... Erm...

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Pickin' the nose, pickin' the nose. Skeleton style. That is metal.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might need to see a doctor... I don't know what's wrong, but I know that ain't right.

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    #36

    Sexual Moans

    Sexual Moans

    WillHG Report

    In_the_gorge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends if “Goblin Mode” is on or off?, right?

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to start yelling "goblin mode" for mundane things, like when I sit down to play the piano.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They obviously never met my downstairs neighbour, Mrs Oh God.

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or my next door neighbour, Mrs squeak squeak (and I don't mean the bed)

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    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!

    Jeanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that sounds like the old internet dial up sound....

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what sex between Roger and Jessica Rabbit sounds like.

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    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S e x u a l m o a n s. Not hard. (That's what she said) bleccch

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lord, was somebody watching Deliverance?

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    #37

    Andrea

    Andrea

    swiggybaby Report

    BlackCatWithWhiteSocks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the meantime, Andrea has moved to another state and changed her name

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andrea, bring home toilet paper.

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andrea's heartless if she ignores the last sign, that seals the deal on true love.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy . He has an a*s that works like a shotgun, but is not his fault. 0

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be 'Andrea ATE beans with me'? Isn't that why he's apologizing?

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andrea was reconsidering, but then saw the beans sign.

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chapter from "Remembrance of Winds Passed" by Marcel Prout.

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    #38

    Customer Service

    Customer Service

    xQMA Report

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when the warranty expires.

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they had been trying to reach them about their extended warranty.

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    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still shaking my head and trying to make sense of this one.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought the kid to the wrong dealership for required service, got yeeted.

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    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that two year old was kinda a d!ck

    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't call them.the terrible twos for nothing.

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    Dave M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely a 2 yo. dog that was trying to bite Tracy. And by "without saying a word" she really means either, "ma'am you cant bring that dog in here", or "ma'am please control your dog".

    In_the_gorge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, finish my oil change. Second, write review about Tracy. Third, shoot. I know there was a third thing…

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I have to think of Southpark "Kick the baby!!" now? Was probably a dog tho.

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn’t want the free toddler kick with oil change? It’s a great deal!

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you change a two-year old's oil. Read the owner's manual.

    Mat Lang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need more context on this one. However I can't stop laughing..🤣

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    #39

    Theorem Proof

    Theorem Proof

    lisathedumbfuck Report

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this all the time. I could also fit a smallish apple

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    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, theorem: Chalk can work as Lube.

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why American kids are lagging the world in science and math.

    Watermelon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my math teacher could be like this.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has to be an easier way to demonstrate this concept. Preferably one that doesn't result in a spit-covered hand.

    EJN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I never had to teach that class!

    Michelle my Belle.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Hank. Please find a hobby. A DIFFERENT hobby. Thank you.

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They haven’t used blackboards for decades. Where is the dry erase board?

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You haven't been in every classroom in the English speaking world

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    Omiyaru
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a hypothesis, uf untested (theory if it has been tested)

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    #40

    Crying And Shaking

    Crying And Shaking

    0707 Report

    Je L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had my son get his little toddler leg stuck in the trolley, he's screaming and I'm trying to prise it out, the Aldi cashier just kept scanning at full speed, didn't stop even though items were falling off the end.

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast and the Furious 15: Aldi Happy

    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try training at home with a friend before you go :D

    Ariadne Toms
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went there once. The checkout scared me. Won't go back

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went with my roommate in college and we were treated like outsiders and didn't know the rules about the checkout. I don't think I went back for 20 years.

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    Daggie_style
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, if you are legitimately traumatized by a fast cashier, end yourself. This world is not for you

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we got our first Aldi (almost 30 yrs. ago), the cashiers didn't have barcode scanners and nothing had price stickers on them. They actually had to memorize the cost of everything. Despite that, they were still the fastest cashiers in the city. It was very satisfying to watch their fingers fly across the keys on their register.

    lenxia buda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a huge shelf bout 4 ft behind a till to sort/pack ur shopping!!

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    #41

    😃

    😃

    MyNameIsUrMom Report

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butterflies and ladybugs are not even related.

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think they meant ´insects’. Yes I know but anyway just saying.

    Uh, Clem
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It passed the spell checker.

    RL R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WEEHLCOOME TO AHLABAHMAAA!!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a perfect example of not teaching proper grammar in schools. It should read, "Incest IS so beautiful.""

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But my sugar spun sister's happy with this love of mine....

    Joe15
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be from a "Red State"

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    #42

    Artifact Of The Month

    Artifact Of The Month

    zsdm Report

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the chipmunk was a mole?

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dat ain't no chipmunk! He a rat!

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but did they speed up the tapes to give all the mobsters chipmunk choices? *Squeaky voice* "I want you to kìll his whole family!"

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, what crime lord was a fan of Alvin and the Chipmunks?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alvin was the bad boy, so probably an early influence.

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    eric p
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my d**g dealer collected Alvin and the chipmunks toys

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turned out to be a waste of time, though. They couldn't understand what anyone was saying.

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, they put a bug up Alvin's a*s, eh?

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    #43

    Spongebob Popsicle

    Spongebob Popsicle

    theantman6000 Report

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol yes thats the face of "accidentally" lol

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    Smol Frog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Question is: How is the popsicle so perfect!? That's so rare!

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had to buy that many to find one that didn't give him nightmares

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    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    breakfast, lunch and dinner for a year

    Luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There r no accidents 🍂

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    #44

    Christophers Longest Run

    Christophers Longest Run

    WinterIsOnReddit Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, that's just Superman spinning the Earth backwards to prevent Lois Lane from dying. Again.

    eric p
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superman did NOT spin the earth backwards. He traveled faster than the speed of light to reverse time. The earth does not actually spin backwards but appears that way as he breaks the light barrier...

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he stopped frequently to hydrate

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long time ago, Google Maps used to show me doing that while was sitting in one particular spot by the sea. Last time I looked, it didn't do it any more.

    jade s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not spoofing GPS trying to hatch eggs and catch regional pokemon. 🤫

    Larry Helms
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't Santa's flight path???

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the European model or the USWS?

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    #45

    Mirror

    Mirror

    falldontwaitforit Report

    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reusing the same post more than chucky cheese reusing pizza slices

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes mirrors, kissing, lips, and himself. Brilliant astrophysist!

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neil DeGrasse Tyson has spent WAY too many years condidering how to kiss himself in the mirror. (Not surprisingly... the guy kinda is in love with himself.)

    Aaron Malakai
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also... you don't wash your hands; your hands wash themselves while you stare at them like a creeper.

    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question here is: Does the mirror kiss you back?

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so Nietzsche and and it gave me an uncomfortable shiver.

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    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Neil. You will never be Carl Sagan.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since Carl Sagan was his mentor, I'm pretty sure he's aware.

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    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for the want of trying though, eh Neil?

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    #46

    Kombat

    Kombat

    reddit.com Report

    eric p
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. I think we all just heard him say it

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard it in my head while reading it.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're looking for the song it's used in, the title is "Techno Syndrome" 😁

    Panda Mona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great interview. To the point!

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    #47

    Clams

    Clams

    MrPresidentBanana Report

    hungryghost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All hail the magic C̶o̶n̶c̶h̶ clam

    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be clear, the clams determine if the water is clean enough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0RkEs3Xwf0

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ask them why no water they clam up.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one bribe a clam? How much must a lobbyist shell out for the desired vote?

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ingenious. Hey McGyver, we don't have any water quality gauges! Got a clam, hot glue, spring, and a magnet?

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Supreme Court of the future.

    SpongeBob SquarePants
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Frank. I see the new job is going well. Tell the other 7 hello. ♥

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that a metaphor or an STD?

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for real. Clams open their shells to filter food present in the flowing water. When water turbidity get pass certain threshold, they close their shells shut. Water authority uses this as an indicator to shut down water intake to their water treatment plants. This is necessary as excessive turbidity can damage them.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water quality alarm. Water bad: clam goes "nope" and shuts up, water gets shut down before people get bad water. Water fine: clam stays open, feeding on the microorganisms in the water.

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    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First WHY? Next who agreed to this?

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    #48

    Complimentary Coffee And Mini Muffins

    Complimentary Coffee And Mini Muffins

    AsherFennec Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You stay classy, Marriott! At least it's more tasteful than last year's Jenga giveaways.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sweet! At 9:11pm they kick unhoused people out of the parking lot as well

    Kevin Snyder
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    1 year ago

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    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew that national healing was just missing a mini muffin!?!

    Brodi Petitt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the “M” with the twin towers being hit by the swoosh of the font. AND they appear to be falling and crumbling over.

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if that dont bring a patriotic tear to your eye.

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole half hour of free coffee and buns! Their generosity knows no bounds!!

    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Free ammunition at selected gun shops" - the NRA probably

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, they're hungry? then let them eat cake! wow, you think that a slice of cake is going to smooth things over? then let them eat taco bell crunch wrap supreme! wow, they're not THAT desperate. -Oversimplified, the French Revolution

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    #49

    Get Cancer

    Get Cancer

    ABoiFromTheSky Report

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son turned 18, I went to the county seat where I was sending my child support payments. I had the $2000 of excess fees paid off. So, I was paid in full, or so I thought. Next month I get a bill from them for 0.06 cents. I sent them a check for the full amount. Then, the next month I get a bill for 0.02 cents. I call them. The clerk talks to the DA. They all laugh and say I am good to go. geez.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, from context, I think someone triggered a $0 transaction so their enemy got a service fee? And then left a hateful message. Could be horrible, could be devastatingly funny. Not sure

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    Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ow i feel real bad now for this guy

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    #50

    Mongo

    Mongo

    spynexxx Report

    Sharon Peters
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you read it as mongo, gives it more feels

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candygram for Mongo.

    Stew
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mongo only p**n in game of life.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell Sheriff Bart! Sheriff Bart like Mongo!

    Page intentially left blank
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mongo only p.a.w.n in game of life (really, BP?)

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I've got blazing saddles in my head.

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say mongo, I say extra chromo-go

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you shoot him you'll just make him mad

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh I thought it was short for "Mongolian" at first

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    #51

    Mistakes

    Mistakes

    reddit.com Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everybody makes mistakes" is the main reason I don't skydive.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am gonna quote that guy next time I do something evilly evil.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kickin' it in my Mersey Paradise

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's all sing "Ferry Cross The Mersey" by Gerry and the Pacemakers

    Ian Harac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Sorry, Dude, they take that ‘strike first’ stuff seriously.” (J. Lawrence)

    #52

    Totes Yeet Yo

    Totes Yeet Yo

    TheRealMrHenry Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... I think buckling up is the OPPOSITE of yeeting, but I'm 42, so I'm not very hip.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one does not buckle up then they shall be yeeted

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    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not "BUCKLE UP ELSE BE YEETED"

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone was going for a 'hello fellow kids' vibe.

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    MongoMarcia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeet is what happens if you don't buckle up.

    Watermelon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BFFR BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE ITS GIVING VIBES

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say buckling up isn't very yeet. Because I'm sure no one wants to be yeeted through their windshield, right?

    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry, Officer. I didn't have my seat belt on because the instructions were not clear. I thought "totes yeet yo" meant that I would lose my toes"

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    #53

    Christ For Arms

    Christ For Arms

    Stock_Hutz Report

    RiotGrrrl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Threw beans on him..." I'm rolling

    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Daldo Production, starring Daldo. Cover Art by Daldo. Reviews by Daldo.

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have the right to arm bears.

    In_the_gorge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “A movie about an important lesson…”

    Elizabeth Tayler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeeze, move over Children of the Corn.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cross-dresser got double-crossed in the crossfire...

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    #54

    I Forgot

    I Forgot

    Lasernatoo Report

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole system is out of order.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will Smith didn't attend because he remembered.

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    #55

    Abstract Art

    Abstract Art

    9fff Report

    Notme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not abstract art, as it clearly depicts 3 humans.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poppycock! This painting is obviously an homage to the q-tips used to create the audience watching the pod race in "The Phantom Menace."

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be "On his last day on the job..."

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell do people determine the reason that it's a good idea to deface Art when they have idle hands?

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who draws on the things they're guarding?

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait: ONE MILLION DOLLARS for THIS??

    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got a job to pay his $1 M gambling debt, and now owes another Million.

    Dave M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should he have defaced it? No. Was it worth $1million? No.

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    That guy is about to come down with window cancer.

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    #56

    So Sad

    So Sad

    reddit.com Report

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that writers need to worry about AI taking their jobs for a good long while yet.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a better love story than Twilight

    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was able to stop the car to save the girl, why didn't he get out too? Also, how did the girl get home? Also, how did the girl not notice there was a wall in front of them? Also, how did the girl not notice the boy drove into the wall? Also, why is there a wall appearing out of nowhere? Also, how many facebooks that does the girl have? Also, why is there a silhouette of a guy in this photo?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? Is the point that he decided at the last minute against murder/suicide and chose to go solo?

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude....that's deep.

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    #57

    Nirvava

    Nirvava

    Milky-Way252 Report

    Pandamonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he smells like teen spirit

    drew p
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend that looks like Slipknot

    Sephora Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may look like Nirvana, but does he smell like teen spirit? 🤔

    adnap derob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kurt! I wish he were still here. Although he wouldn't be this young...lol

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep him away from heroin, Gwen Stefani and shotguns.

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    #58

    No Teeheeing In The Band Closet

    No Teeheeing In The Band Closet

    sebstorm2000 Report

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Michael Jackson isn't in there?

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    #59

    Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

    Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

    SignalGe Report

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think that's bizarre, read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adactylidium

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Survival of the fittest starts really early in the shark world.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else count to see if they used the correct amount of "doo"s?

    #60

    Your Son Has Passed Away

    Your Son Has Passed Away

    noteggs_ Report

    Mavis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't seem like the sort of news that should be delivered via text message.

    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I don't have a son. So you can keep the body

    Jantje Groot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to save money on your kids college fund.

    #61

    Neil

    Neil

    ratman714 Report

    Mavis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this before or after he kisses himself in the mirror?

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he spent a lot of time with that mirror.

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    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he grabs a single frozen pea and viciously hurls Pluto out of the solar system...

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you steal grapes?

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then he gets kicked out for eating the produce

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has a God complex.

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    #62

    Clam

    Clam

    Junior_Bath5555 Report

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I'm as happy as this particular clam

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he’s not one of the clams deciding if Poland gets water

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that clam is actually dead and has been for a long time.

    Christy Prater
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why he's so sad. I'm sorry. I couldn't resist

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    SpongeBob SquarePants
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sally! Im so sorry I didn't know. I'll be over soon with a krabby patty.

    Scott Dankel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joaquin Phoenix has really let himself go

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    #63

    This Belongs Here

    This Belongs Here

    Le_monke637346 Report

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? shut up (absolute COMEDY)

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wrote a joke when I was a kid: why is a blade of grass dangerous? Because it’s leaful. Needless to say I am not a comedian as an adult.

    Marla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My joke from when I was a tiny Marla: Q Why didn't the man go in the room? A He was too tall for the doorway and he hit his head

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, as we all know there are exactly 13 snakes on earth

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the dinosaur one

    #64

    Hot Dog

    Hot Dog

    GreenEngrams Report

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if by chains they mean the un-losable 45 lbs you'll put on eating their hot dogs every day, then yes.

    Frank Tereschak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the contest for most profound statement on a sign, we have a wiener.

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sign writer is itchin' to be a Baptist preacher, methinks!

    Thomas Olsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All i can think of is early 2000s flash clips and taking the p**s of the presidential elections in us, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Q-sRdV7SY

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they at least tried to hire Mr. T to do their ads.

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    #66

    Legs

    Legs

    sacka_potatoes Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, finally, legs! All 32 people on Metaverse are celebrating!

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    #67

    Scariest Bridge

    Scariest Bridge

    warner4qwert Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like what Road Anarchy generates in City Skylines when RTGame is at the helm...

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either RT or Gray. I miss when Gray used to make good content instead of the same gta stuff he now makes over and over :/

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    Dans (She/Her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV: A kid with HotWheels designs a bridge

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actual nightmares that I am driving on roads like this

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my nightmares I often drive over bridges like this, and then I wake up in sheer panick.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old-school random 7days to die roads!

    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Limited Edition flavor of Fruit O Loop

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ad pops up all the time and always makes me laugh!

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    #68

    We Apologize

    We Apologize

    JosephiKrakowski78 Report

    #69

    Reveal

    Reveal

    Pytykus007 Report

    Dave M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than dyeing a water supply or starting a forest fire.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Involved enough to post, not enough to give them any olives for the rest of that pizza

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    #70

    Don't Be Horny

    Don't Be Horny

    swiggybaby Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a radio station’s ad I think

    Ben Dover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girlfriend: Why are your balls blue? Me: I saw a sign on the street not to toot my horn

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or what, do I get thrown into Horny Jail?

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    #71

    Fat Boy

    Fat Boy

    y_a_e_t Report

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also not true. Just a dude trolling after being really bad at a video game. The picture was cut out of a tweet.

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    #72

    Froklifts

    Froklifts

    Maple_shade Report

    Sephora Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A white person has definitely been there at some point because the Native Americans have guns.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ruins the joke when they don't check for typos.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think “froklifts” makes it funnier

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    #73

    Saul

    Saul

    nuggetcentry502 Report

    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good, it's only a problem for BCS fans.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn, I better hurry.

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    #74

    Ernesto

    Ernesto

    Paparazzi14 Report

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    #76

    👍🏿

    👍🏿

    MrSarmala Report

    Jiovanie Velazquez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ow, she's a brick house She's mighty, mighty, just letting it all hang out

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶She's the one, the only one, built like a Amazon 🎶

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    #77

    Cancer

    Cancer

    reddit.com Report

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    #78

    Hulk Kneel Before Christ

    Hulk Kneel Before Christ

    SlyCoopersButt Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Puny god" - The more likely conversation

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steve Rogers: Met two gods, still Christian. Tony Stark: met two gods, still atheist. Hulk meet two God. Hulk kick God asses! Puny God!

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Disney, they're taking the p**s outta you again. Go buy them.

    Emma London
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Marvel who has sinned, not the Hulk!

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    #79

    Nikocado Avocado

    Nikocado Avocado

    le_shithead Report

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not half as much as I am of surströmming.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in their right mind isn't afraid of biological weapons?

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scared for him, too. Hope he can accept that he needs help - and seeks it out.

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am both scared of him, but scared for him, I mean, why did he do this to himself? He was such a talented violinist, in good health, with his life ahead of him... Though last I remember, he was trying to actually lose weight.

    Sweet Fanny Adams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was such a talented violinist at the start. It all went bad with the eating the unhealthy foods and recording it.

    #80

    Cry

    Cry

    nathenot Report

    Kevin Snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i ken rede this caws i graju...gradyew...pased thid grad!

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just hurts my brain. I'm that many years old..

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ilis have many talls get short give short to tinies make nothing much funny I on floor.