The internet is home to a lot of crazy things, and the subreddit 'Comedy Heaven' is a great example of it. From funny Amazon reviews to absurd social media posts, this community serves as a repository for a wide range of content. Its 1.7 million members are constantly on the hunt for the next laugh, scouring online depths to preserve everything that might go unnoticed by the casual browser but is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of those who appreciate the unconventional.
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Rolling And Sliding
I love this one everytime I see it. The honest review is hilarious and I suppose helpful lol
Yeah! It's so helpful! Now I can go sliding and rolling down a mountain!
Load More Replies...I'd like to have pants that could stand up to this.
I don't get it. How did she get up there in the first place? Was she deposited by a helicopter?
If she is like me, it's no problem to climb UP, but the panic starts on the way DOWN.
Load More Replies...Words Of The Week
Question 2 answers: punt, hunt, shunt, blunt, brunt, bunt, runt... well, that's definitely all of them.
question 3: kick, lick, sick, pick, quick, brick.... got em all, right?
Load More Replies...Made me think of an ancient radio/TV quiz question/joke: "What do you find on pool tables that you also find in men's pants?
My favourite is, what do ladies sit down to do, gentlemen stand up to do, and dogs lift their legs to do?
Load More Replies...In order to explain this subreddit's massive success we need to get a little academic. Part of its appeal could probably be understood with the incongruity theory of humor.
According to Dr. Alex Borgella, who is an assistant professor of psychology at Fort Lewis College, it "suggests that we find fundamentally incompatible concepts or unexpected resolutions funny. Basically, we find humor in the incongruity between our expectations and reality."
I Am Grateful
The child can't spell grateful but can spell testicles? This is sus.
Looks like someone else wrote "testicles" for them...
Load More Replies...Wtf Man
90 Second Cycle
We need rules like this everywhere. Like "if you re filming a tiktok in a street I am legally allowed to run you over"
Load More Replies...I just love the beautiful paper this is written on. Gives it more impact.
I like that it prioritizes being considerate of others over warnings of device damage. Be nice, otherwise, karma.
Polite, straight to the point message, even with a free phone cleaning service - it's perfect....
This is similar to the techniques of stand-up comedians today — they speak of the set-up and the punch (line).
The set-up is the first part of the joke and it creates the expectation while the punch (line) is the last part that violates that expectation. In the language of the incongruity theory, the joke’s ending is incongruous with the beginning.
Indeed, many of the posts on 'Comedy Heaven' involve setups that lead to unexpected punchlines, such as a girl who drew a picture of her cat and thanked the vet for "carefully removing its testicles," or a chat between two people discussing Roe vs. Wade, only for one to reply they don't watch boxing.
Foam
Boxing
Aaaaand...that's how egregious, draconian laws are passed; too few folks are aware of and/or care about the effects of laws that they don't think about or think will affect them. No one cares until it happens to them.
OR, and hear me out, this is a case of someone who may not necessarily want to discuss this particular topic with the person messaging them, and has very valid reasons for doing so. This would be something I would use as my response to a particular couple of people I know, including a family member, who enjoy turning everything into an argument, whether or not they are right or have valid reasons for arguing. We don't know the rest of the conversation, or the relationship between the two people. Some people are just obnoxious and deserve obnoxious responses. I have told someone I prefer to use my arms when they ask me what my take on Roe V Wade, primarily because I know they just want to argue and that puts a stop to the discussion immediately. Roe V Wade absolutely affects me, and I am well aware of all issues surrounding it, and decisions made using it, but I will not argue with witless fools, as I feel fighting an unarmed opponent is unfair.
Load More Replies...A similar conversation probably happened back in '73 too, just not via texting.
Tbh I don’t really pay attention to the world around me unless it’s related to my hyper fixations… sorry guys (i know what roe v wade is though)
There Is A Person At Your Front Door
Well, only if it's standing twenty feet away. Up on the glass, not so much.
Load More Replies...No, that's a trick of perspective. It's a Horned One standing in the parking space.
Load More Replies...Garfield
The "slap heard 'round the world" wasn't a big deal to Odie and Nermel. They are more fans of the Golden Globes.
I don't know, but Bill Murray can sound exactly like him
Load More Replies...Why in the world would Jim Davis even care? Like, why ask him of all people what his reaction was?
The first philosopher to use the word incongruous when analyzing humor was James Beattie (1779).
When we see something funny, he said, our laughter "always proceeds from a sentiment or emotion, excited in the mind, in consequence of certain objects or ideas being presented to it."
In Aid Of National Coming Out Day In The UK
Well, unawarewolves don't even know they exist, so... yeah!
Load More Replies...Would that be a queerwolf or a qwerewolf ... asking for a friend ...
The werewolf in the pic doesn't even have rainbow fur
Load More Replies...Puerto Rican Discuss Me
just a guess do they be sayin you smell like racism???
Puerto Ricans are just like anybody else: anyone who doesn't like them, just hasn't had them cooked right
Guys I'm sorry for discussing Onishaniel Ortiz I won't do it again
I'm not even going to try and say that guy's name out lout. I might open an interdimensional portal...
Solved
The Flesh Harvester
Please don't get ideas like "Blood and Honey"--
Load More Replies...Well, he had donkey flesh at one point, but it got eaten off him by fish
Our laughter "seems to arise from the view of things incongruous united in the same assemblage."
And the cause of humorous laughter is "two or more inconsistent, unsuitable, or incongruous parts or circumstances, considered as united in one complex object or assemblage, as acquiring a sort of mutual relation from the peculiar manner in which the mind takes notice of them," Beattie thought.
Ricky Pee Pee
My mom never would have let me live that down. She’d be gleefully planning out how to work that story into her speech at my wedding.
That'd be one hell of a story to tell when nosy coworkers ask when you're getting married though.
Load More Replies...HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I cannot breathe and I peed my pants!😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😂🥹
Keep On Truckin’
Someone will. I remember when Ebay first came out & a guy was auctioning "Nothing." People bid & bought "Nothing" but Ebay made him give the money back.
Load More Replies...When you only see one set of bids, it was cause Jesus took the auction
In my country someone claimed to be in possession of Jesus's personal correspondence and sold copies to an unknown number of stupid christians. Later on he denied the fraud and elected as party leader in the parliament.
I spot a business opportunity here. Anybody know someone called Jesus?
Big Jim
LOOK OUT ADAM! IT'S NICHOLAS CAGE!! Hahaha, just kidding!
Load More Replies...Mom: We had to, honey. Otherwise it wouldn't have been fair that we named your brother 'Li'l Debbee.'
Hashbrown
It's like an iPhone. Same size, same shape, both are covered in grease and they will both end up in the toilet. Seth Meyers.
That's either a very photogenic hash round or you are a natural born photographer
Was the poster in full on fashion photographer mode? Thinking Austin Powers as the fashion photographer in The Spy Who Shagged Me: “You’re a tiger baby! You’re Tony the Tiger! Grrr baby very Grrr! And I’m spent”
For more posts that have "ascended" into 'Comedy Heaven,' fire up our earlier publications on the subreddit 50 Times Accidental Comedy Gold Was Spotted On Social Media and 50 Social Media Posts That Are Comedy Gold.
Mike
Foot
How do it girls gymnasts in USA? They have a head for foot or different rules?
Load More Replies...Raphael and the rest of the Turtles better watch out now that Shredder has perfected the Foot clan.
Horse
Especially if that is what you think a horse is in the bottom right
Load More Replies...When we got vaccinated all of our 5G horses trotted happily off into the sunset.
And this is why an IQ test should be mandatory before important decisions like procreation or voting
I was just watching those movies so that was my first thought too 😅
Load More Replies...The alien is from Blood Incantation's absolutely amazing, genius, spellbinding record A Hidden History of the Human Race! It is one of my favorite records of all time. Everyone should give it a listen. It's pretty heavy, and it might sound foreign to one's ears at first, but persevere and it will click, and you will be rewarded with some of the most complex music made. It's like listening to math. In a good way.
Caricature Artist
Ah yes stealing from someone that can draw you that is 10/10 thinkin there
Additional info: cap has MLB insignia; suspect may be a fan of LA Angels. Shirt is skewed by being one button off.
God Bless
So much to unwrap here yeesh. The emoji, the comment AND the response, "croniavirus"...
I just assumed that was a response to some social sites' decision to censor the word or add government links underneath. It's an obvious enough alternative for human readers, but a machine won't know it's the same word until we tell it
Load More Replies...That is not the correct crying emoji. I'm sure someone pointed that out to them. Maybe.
Why are there laughing emojis????? Why is it spelled "croniavirus"???? So many questions
Mayonnaise
I dunno, it kinda looks like that bacon and eggs is gonna ask if you wanna know where it got those scars...
Load More Replies...The towel does make it very easy to clean any mayo spills on the table. German efficiency everyone!
What happens in Peru when they run out of 1998 Ford Focuses? The 1999 ones just aren’t suitable as a breakfast food
Maybe they can try eating trains like normal people. /s
Load More Replies...Been to Germany. I can verify that to be a typical German breakfast. Usually served with a beer.
German here. Can confirm. That's the reason why we drink that huge amount of beer. Those dammit towels are so dry you need more than one maß of beer to gulp it down in the morning. Coffee alone simply doesn't do the trick.
Load More Replies...Duality Of Man
Dude - stop. Don't do anything. I'll be right over. Your plants will have a good home, I promise!
Okay, think about it though, because I did, in the back of my mind, over the course of this day, and something kept nagging at me, and it wasn't just my wife. So then it dawns on me... pretend to be interested in the TV. Go over to the guys house to pick it up, and talk to him. And find out what's really going on and maybe help him help himself. Because this is obviously a cry for help. And then at the end of the day, maybe this dude realizes there really are people in this world who care enough to care and they get the help they need. And and if that doesn't seem worth it to you, well... FREE 55 INCH SMART TV!
Yikes
Mine was any video game and baseball. He just wanted to not be alone when HE wanted to not be alone. He didn't care if I felt alone. Being actually alone is soooo much less lonely than feeling alone while you're in the same room with someone. I should have left much sooner.
Load More Replies...A real "chicken and the egg" sort of argument. "I'm divorcing them because he/she spends so much time escaping into games". Or maybe "No, they spend so much time escaping into games because your marriage was already in the toilet and reality with you sucks." Before computers were a thing it was "He/she spends so much time fishing" or some other hobby.
I've thought about this too. If that were the case, shouldn't they just man up so to speak and ask for a divorce if the women are making them miserable? Why drag someone else down with you by wasting their life too? All you've done here is find a way to blame someone else for what's basically an addiction. Even with hobbies like fishing or golf, if you'd rather do that than be married why are even married ? Now to be clear, I don't mean YOU personally. I can see you're just theorizing. I am also.
Load More Replies...Imagine her in the middle of a bout of PMS! "GET BACK IN THE F*****G HOUSE!
Bald People
And after playing a murder victim, an actor is only allowed to play ghosts.
Also time to stop letting clean shaven actors play roles requiring facial hair.
And to stop letting actors play people who aren't actors.
Load More Replies...Mastermi- *splutter* IT. WAS. MEGAMIND! (no offence)
Load More Replies...Jared Leto is no actor.. Too much botox in his face, it never moves.
Goblin Mode
Get armor, a short sword and say the next time a goblin appears Goblin Slayer will be around just in case
This is so obviously the answer that I don't know why she didn't figure it out on her own.
Load More Replies...Activate your own goblin mode. Time for wild goblin sex. Embrace the kink!
Do something similar; yell "Banshee Mode Activated" and shriek at the top of your voice.
I suggest the wife activates her own "Dead Log" mode during sex if the husband does it again.
As insensitive as this ahole acts I'd be surprised if he even noticed.
Load More Replies...Ham Sniffer
It's not a paid profession... he's a hamateur.
Load More Replies...I wonder if after so many they all start smelling the same. Like when you work with a lot of numbers & they all blend together.
Ham sniffer, ice cream tester, potato chip taster... I'm obviously in the wrong line of work.
Blessed be the ham sniffers, for they shall inherit the earth
Load More Replies...Just my luck to be gifted with ham #803. Will be returning it. Never again!
Dance Therapy
So who here is gonna see if that QR code works, then come back & give us a report?
United States Strategic Command
Conspiracy people probably went insane over that. Would be hilarious if it was a test to see what the q people would do with it
Cheese
Banish him from the premises! The man's a Muenster! Gouda riddance, I say!
Not for prosecution. Just like... Dude, that's a lot of cheese, are you ok?
Smallest Number
There are two kinds of people. Those who already knew the correct number was circled, and those who didn't.
Load More Replies...The correct answer is "There is no "smallest" number here; there's only a smaller and a bigger one."
Brisket I Made Today
Let's pray that Gandpa didn't feed any of that brisket to Harley. There's no telling what kind of germs those roaches are carrying!
Nintendo
There are two ways to take this, and I don't know which one would be worse
🤨📸 Nintendo caught in 4K, absolutely finished, more cancelled that bill nye the science guy , idk what to say next lol
Condensation
I thought it was giving the middle finger at first
Load More Replies...And who draws it on their own car? That's what your friends cars are for.
Load More Replies...You draw penises on your own car? (Poorly I might add) EDIT: Just in case you were wondering, no, I don't draw penises on anyone's car. (lol) but when I see "jokes" like that they are typically doing it on someone else's car. Like when people write "WASH ME" in the dust on the back - typically on another car, not their own.
Sexual Moans
I am going to start yelling "goblin mode" for mundane things, like when I sit down to play the piano.
Load More Replies...Or my next door neighbour, Mrs squeak squeak (and I don't mean the bed)
Load More Replies...i guess the witch doctor knows his stuff
Load More Replies...This is what sex between Roger and Jessica Rabbit sounds like.
Load More Replies...Andrea
In the meantime, Andrea has moved to another state and changed her name
Andrea's heartless if she ignores the last sign, that seals the deal on true love.
Shouldn't that be 'Andrea ATE beans with me'? Isn't that why he's apologizing?
Customer Service
To be fair, they had been trying to reach them about their extended warranty.
Load More Replies...Brought the kid to the wrong dealership for required service, got yeeted.
Load More Replies...They don't call them.the terrible twos for nothing.
Load More Replies...Most likely a 2 yo. dog that was trying to bite Tracy. And by "without saying a word" she really means either, "ma'am you cant bring that dog in here", or "ma'am please control your dog".
First, finish my oil change. Second, write review about Tracy. Third, shoot. I know there was a third thing…
Why do I have to think of Southpark "Kick the baby!!" now? Was probably a dog tho.
Who doesn’t want the free toddler kick with oil change? It’s a great deal!
Theorem Proof
I used to do this all the time. I could also fit a smallish apple
Load More Replies...There has to be an easier way to demonstrate this concept. Preferably one that doesn't result in a spit-covered hand.
You haven't been in every classroom in the English speaking world
Load More Replies...Crying And Shaking
I once had my son get his little toddler leg stuck in the trolley, he's screaming and I'm trying to prise it out, the Aldi cashier just kept scanning at full speed, didn't stop even though items were falling off the end.
I went with my roommate in college and we were treated like outsiders and didn't know the rules about the checkout. I don't think I went back for 20 years.
Load More Replies...Honestly, if you are legitimately traumatized by a fast cashier, end yourself. This world is not for you
When we got our first Aldi (almost 30 yrs. ago), the cashiers didn't have barcode scanners and nothing had price stickers on them. They actually had to memorize the cost of everything. Despite that, they were still the fastest cashiers in the city. It was very satisfying to watch their fingers fly across the keys on their register.
There's a huge shelf bout 4 ft behind a till to sort/pack ur shopping!!
😃
Think they meant ´insects’. Yes I know but anyway just saying.
Artifact Of The Month
Alvin was the bad boy, so probably an early influence.
Load More Replies...Turned out to be a waste of time, though. They couldn't understand what anyone was saying.
Spongebob Popsicle
He had to buy that many to find one that didn't give him nightmares
Load More Replies...Christophers Longest Run
Don't worry, that's just Superman spinning the Earth backwards to prevent Lois Lane from dying. Again.
Superman did NOT spin the earth backwards. He traveled faster than the speed of light to reverse time. The earth does not actually spin backwards but appears that way as he breaks the light barrier...
Load More Replies...A long time ago, Google Maps used to show me doing that while was sitting in one particular spot by the sea. Last time I looked, it didn't do it any more.
Mirror
Neil DeGrasse Tyson has spent WAY too many years condidering how to kiss himself in the mirror. (Not surprisingly... the guy kinda is in love with himself.)
Also... you don't wash your hands; your hands wash themselves while you stare at them like a creeper.
This is so Nietzsche and and it gave me an uncomfortable shiver.
Load More Replies...I've never liked him. His voice grates on me, no idea why.
Since Carl Sagan was his mentor, I'm pretty sure he's aware.
Load More Replies...Kombat
If you're looking for the song it's used in, the title is "Techno Syndrome" 😁
Clams
Just to be clear, the clams determine if the water is clean enough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0RkEs3Xwf0
How does one bribe a clam? How much must a lobbyist shell out for the desired vote?
Ingenious. Hey McGyver, we don't have any water quality gauges! Got a clam, hot glue, spring, and a magnet?
Hi Frank. I see the new job is going well. Tell the other 7 hello. ♥
This is for real. Clams open their shells to filter food present in the flowing water. When water turbidity get pass certain threshold, they close their shells shut. Water authority uses this as an indicator to shut down water intake to their water treatment plants. This is necessary as excessive turbidity can damage them.
Load More Replies...Water quality alarm. Water bad: clam goes "nope" and shuts up, water gets shut down before people get bad water. Water fine: clam stays open, feeding on the microorganisms in the water.
Load More Replies...Complimentary Coffee And Mini Muffins
You stay classy, Marriott! At least it's more tasteful than last year's Jenga giveaways.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Load More Replies...So sweet! At 9:11pm they kick unhoused people out of the parking lot as well
How about the “M” with the twin towers being hit by the swoosh of the font. AND they appear to be falling and crumbling over.
A whole half hour of free coffee and buns! Their generosity knows no bounds!!
oh, they're hungry? then let them eat cake! wow, you think that a slice of cake is going to smooth things over? then let them eat taco bell crunch wrap supreme! wow, they're not THAT desperate. -Oversimplified, the French Revolution
Load More Replies...Get Cancer
When my son turned 18, I went to the county seat where I was sending my child support payments. I had the $2000 of excess fees paid off. So, I was paid in full, or so I thought. Next month I get a bill from them for 0.06 cents. I sent them a check for the full amount. Then, the next month I get a bill for 0.02 cents. I call them. The clerk talks to the DA. They all laugh and say I am good to go. geez.
Yeah, from context, I think someone triggered a $0 transaction so their enemy got a service fee? And then left a hateful message. Could be horrible, could be devastatingly funny. Not sure
Load More Replies...Mongo
I didn't even notice that it was spelt wrong
Load More Replies...Mongo only p.a.w.n in game of life (really, BP?)
Mistakes
Totes Yeet Yo
I... I think buckling up is the OPPOSITE of yeeting, but I'm 42, so I'm not very hip.
If one does not buckle up then they shall be yeeted
Load More Replies...I think someone was going for a 'hello fellow kids' vibe.
Load More Replies...I'd say buckling up isn't very yeet. Because I'm sure no one wants to be yeeted through their windshield, right?
Christ For Arms
A Daldo Production, starring Daldo. Cover Art by Daldo. Reviews by Daldo.
I Forgot
Abstract Art
Poppycock! This painting is obviously an homage to the q-tips used to create the audience watching the pod race in "The Phantom Menace."
Load More Replies...So Sad
I don't think that writers need to worry about AI taking their jobs for a good long while yet.
If he was able to stop the car to save the girl, why didn't he get out too? Also, how did the girl get home? Also, how did the girl not notice there was a wall in front of them? Also, how did the girl not notice the boy drove into the wall? Also, why is there a wall appearing out of nowhere? Also, how many facebooks that does the girl have? Also, why is there a silhouette of a guy in this photo?
Nirvava
Kurt! I wish he were still here. Although he wouldn't be this young...lol
No Teeheeing In The Band Closet
Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
If you think that's bizarre, read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adactylidium
Did anyone else count to see if they used the correct amount of "doo"s?
Your Son Has Passed Away
Neil
Then he grabs a single frozen pea and viciously hurls Pluto out of the solar system...
Clam
That's why he's so sad. I'm sorry. I couldn't resist
Load More Replies...Sally! Im so sorry I didn't know. I'll be over soon with a krabby patty.
This Belongs Here
Hot Dog
Well, if by chains they mean the un-losable 45 lbs you'll put on eating their hot dogs every day, then yes.
In the contest for most profound statement on a sign, we have a wiener.
All i can think of is early 2000s flash clips and taking the p**s of the presidential elections in us, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Q-sRdV7SY
IKEA
Legs
Scariest Bridge
That looks like what Road Anarchy generates in City Skylines when RTGame is at the helm...
either RT or Gray. I miss when Gray used to make good content instead of the same gta stuff he now makes over and over :/
Load More Replies...We Apologize
Reveal
Involved enough to post, not enough to give them any olives for the rest of that pizza
Load More Replies...Don't Be Horny
Fat Boy
It's also not true. Just a dude trolling after being really bad at a video game. The picture was cut out of a tweet.
Load More Replies...Froklifts
A white person has definitely been there at some point because the Native Americans have guns.
Saul
Ernesto
Gofish
👍🏿
Ow, she's a brick house She's mighty, mighty, just letting it all hang out
Cancer
Hulk Kneel Before Christ
Steve Rogers: Met two gods, still Christian. Tony Stark: met two gods, still atheist. Hulk meet two God. Hulk kick God asses! Puny God!
Load More Replies...Nikocado Avocado
Who in their right mind isn't afraid of biological weapons?
Load More Replies...I'm scared for him, too. Hope he can accept that he needs help - and seeks it out.
Load More Replies...I am both scared of him, but scared for him, I mean, why did he do this to himself? He was such a talented violinist, in good health, with his life ahead of him... Though last I remember, he was trying to actually lose weight.
He was such a talented violinist at the start. It all went bad with the eating the unhealthy foods and recording it.
Cry
Ilis have many talls get short give short to tinies make nothing much funny I on floor.
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