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More than 8 million people call New York their home. Its inhabitants speak more than 800 languages, which makes it one of the most linguistically diverse cities in the world. All the different individuals and cultures melting and stewing in one pot combined with the fast-paced and vibrant lifestyle of the city often results in quite bizarre moments. And it would be a crime not to share them with those who can’t roam its streets and experience them firsthand.

So that’s what we’re doing today. Courtesy of the Instagram account What Is New York, we present you with a whole list of New York pictures that show the city exactly like it is. Documented through the eyes of New Yorkers, they will transport you to the Big Apple in seconds.

While you’re scrolling through, don’t forget to check out a conversation with Ellie Seymour, a magazine writer, author, and blogger over on New York On My Mind, who kindly agreed to talk with us about all things NYC. 

#1

Note on a door in New York apologizing for newborn noise, offering drinks in a bucket as thanks for patience.

Parenting done right

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Anton
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12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best neighbors ever?!

Campy
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12 months ago

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The best neighbour ever wouldn't have a baby.

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Daria
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12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'd give out free earplugs because I know I'd want/need them

Riley Quinn
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12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one wants to hear a crying baby or rambunctious toddler, but when the parents identify with the sufferers it does make it a tad more tolerable. It's the parents who expect you to tolerate their little [blanks] that I can't deal with.

Doofnuts
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12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! These are quality people. That baby is lucky.

Michael Largey
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12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is New York, why are all those bottles still there?

Just Cosmo
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12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like giving alcohol out would lead to more crying, but this time from the neighbors' house...

Beachbum
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is pretty awesome for them to do that

Nancy Lynch
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And did the police show up? Leaving the bottles like this may sound like a good idea, but kids can get to them as well. Providing alcohol to miners is a serious offense.

Just Cosmo
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure most miners aren't minors. Watch out for that miner difference. It can really creep up on you.

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MikeMaxis
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They might come knocking for more if its empty.

Bill Mills
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Irish know how to take care of their neighbors

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    #2

    Two people in New York holding signs saying #filter and #nofilter, wearing matching outfits in Times Square.

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    Ron Man
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the people in Times Square that say, "TAKE OUR PICTURE!!!" and then once you do, they try to get you to pay them $40.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's not just Europe that does that...

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    Riley Quinn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right down to the ink-drawn butterfly tattoo. I don't know how they tell each other apart.

    Undercover
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, the no-filter-version is also cute ☺️

    Debra Newell
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner and I went to New York this past January and bought 2 pair of shoes from that “Skechers!” Our hotel room was about 100 feet away!

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    #3

    Funny missed connections post in New York about an encounter in Whole Foods, referencing a humorous incident.

    Love is in the air

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    Pandemonium
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mommy, Daddy, how did you two meet?"

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well kids, gather 'round, because that story is a real gas.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about love, but something's in the air. 😬

    Irishwoman abroad
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methane is in the air... Nope, doesn't have the same ring to it 😂

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    Paper Moon
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    West 34th St is NOT the "west village"

    Bill Mills
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the poster was in the West Village at the time of the posting.

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    Bob Connely
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On behalf of Clydesdales everwhere, thank you!

    Doofnuts
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorance here, is this posted on social media somewhere. Does he know she will see it?

    Anne Reid
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first saw a version of this maybe ten years ago in a “missed connections” site. It crops up every few years…her hair color & the store change each time. The site was designed to help people who had a fleeting encounter reconnect. Might have been part of a bigger site. It’s been awhile.

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    Bryan Wright
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How romantic but also rather icky.

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    Even though Ellie Seymour, a magazine writer, author, and blogger over on New York On My Mind (a blog all about NYC), is based in Brighton, England, and might not have better knowledge about it than a true New Yorker, her passion and curiosity for the city and traveling motivates her to find new places and get to know it more.

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    She fell in love with the city when her mom took her there for the first time in 1995. Now, she visits the Big Apple once or twice a year to get her fix and is pretty much always planning her next trip. 

    #4

    Car windshield sunshade featuring Star Trek characters, creating a humorous scene.

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Jean-Luc looks a tad bit miffed

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, why is Worf in the front seat? Shouldn't Picard's #1 be in that seat? Never mind. My error. Worf is 6'8"and Riker is only 6'4". Tallest person always get the front seat.

    Lauren K
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this. Immediately.

    Pyla
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is Geordie!!!!????

    Jnausicaa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it so!

    Batwench
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I get one of these?😻

    Deson
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can find some similar ones on Amazon. Just search for "Car window sun shield" Saw some Star Wars ones I've been thinking about getting for some friends.

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    #5

    Person on New York subway with a kitten peeking out of their hoodie, holding a phone.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently in nyc, subway cat is to hoodie as subway dog is to bag

    Riley Quinn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a kitten just before entering a museum that was obviously a stray that had been dropped off by some brain-dead POS. I tucked my shirt into my pants, dropped the kitten down my shirt front, and toured the galleries. Did find some safe food for it to eat at the canteen.

    C.Stith
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t even see that tiny little baby!!!

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    #6

    Funny New York poster with a snarling cat labeled "Have you seen Henny? Now you have" on a street wall.

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    Trista JW
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henny is adorable! She's just meowing, that is not a threatening face at all!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the look on his face, seems he's had to correct people's attitude a few times.

    Dankster
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henny look like he about to slap the c**p outta me

    Doofnuts
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll remember this in case I run across Him/Her.

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    “When I’m there, I love discovering the city’s small backstreets and hidden local haunts, and much prefer quirky, independent establishments to big glitzy chains—although I’ll make the odd exception like my ‘First night in New York trip up the Empire State building,’ she writes on her blog. 

    “When I’m not there, I love keeping up with what’s going on; culture, events, stories, that kind of thing, and delving into its history books.”

    #7

    Note on windshield with humorous insult about parking in New York.

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    Livingwithcfs
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brand suggests it could have been a city council initiative

    Michael Largey
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign clearly says "DO NOT REPRODUCE', yet OP is posting copies on the internet! :)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a variety of windshield notes in my glovebox for all the dumb situations that cropped up. One was about bad parking and how passing on defective DNA is ill-advised.

    Doofnuts
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have business cards that read "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, you park like s**t, so here's a f**k you!" You can buy them online. I did.

    #8

    Sign in New York humorously requests not to accept money from shoes, socks, or underwear.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but I wanted to pay for the bread roll that I grabbed with the tongue

    JL
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter. Unless it's brand new, every bill has probably previously been in one of these places already.

    Miki
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    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the shoes/socks/underwear/bra are waaay more cleaner then the bills already are.

    Oddly Me
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was playing at a slot machine one night when the elderly lady (80's-90) next to me dug DEEP in her underwear for more money. My thought was both eww, and that's pretty smart.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharing body fluids should only be between consenting adults.

    #9

    Uber rides in New York City comparing prices for UberX, Pool, and Copter options.

    Uber Copter being the cheapest option here is mindblowing

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    RajunCajun
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what? I want to ride in a helicopter.

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    Su Boddie
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Vegas it cost as much by cab as it does by Uber. I would have thought the cabs would be cheaper so they'd get more business.

    David
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I question whether this is real. That's not a 4 minute drive. I verified on google maps and they show it as 17-22 minutes. That makes me wonder about the accuracy of the rest.

    catpanda
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it means the Uber is 4 minutes away from the pick-up point

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    Sonya Ross
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being it says ... they live 4 mins from the airport - save your money and walk!

    aubergine10003
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says a 4 minute ride to home? I call BS on this one.

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    During our interview via email, she described the city as one of the most thrilling places in the world to visit. “The ultimate must-see bucket-list destination of dazzling skyscrapers, elegant avenues, honking yellow taxis and iconic landmarks, infused with an intoxicating energy that draws you in,” she continued, painting the picture of the most populated city in the U.S.

    #10

    Person in a Dalmatian coat with a Dalmatian dog in a New York store, creating a funny scene.

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    troufaki13
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other 100 were made into this coat 😥😭

    Trista JW
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    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn dog shouldn't be in the store in the first place, it's clearly just a pet.

    Pyla
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cut makes me pretty sure it's cowhide

    Su Boddie
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was spelled wrong, then I realized: de Vil = devil. Perfect.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah! What style! 💖

    Doofnuts
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pup doesn't look happy.

    #11

    Yellow flip flops in New York salon resembling small figures holding onto feet, with humorous text overlay.

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    deejak
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    12 months ago

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    tori Ohno
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are disposable flip flops that they give you in the salons after you get a pedicure if the shoes you wore in will ruin your polish.

    Su Boddie
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a seating device like this one. That was 44 years ago. Maybe I should see if I can afford a new one.

    Lotekguy
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She legitimately complained about her little ones constantly being under her feet.

    Seymoura Butts
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you high? Bc I only see stuff like that when I'm high.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh, from the back, abstract men and women tend to look pretty similar. End misogyny. Those are little women holding onto those feet.

    #12

    Man in a store with humorous "If you're broke don't tell me your life story" sign, embodying New York humor.

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    Bobert Robertson
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you have money, pay me first

    smugdruggler
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although to be honest, it's slightly less irritating than confusing "your " and "you're ".

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    Riley Quinn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think this through. Do you honestly think the clerk is any less broke than you are?

    Deson
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm heavily damaged but not broken. Would that count?

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    What she most enjoys about it is wandering around its cinematic streets and neighborhoods. To her, they feel like a giant real-life movie set. “Especially the West Village with its brownstone houses and cosy corner bars and restaurants.”

    #13

    Cat behind a window with a humorous sign saying "No Cat-Calling Please" in New York.

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    Michael Largey
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, never say anything to a woman on the streets that you wouldn't want a man saying to you in prison.

    Oops
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, absolutely impossible!!

    Mia C
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help myself...PspPsps

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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Catcall.” Merriam-Webster.com Dictionary, Merriam-Webster, https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/catcall. Accessed 9 Dec. 2024.

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    #14

    Funny note on a car window in New York, humorously telling the owner to fix their alarm.

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    deejak
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    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier said than done tbh

    Jrog
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't prevent it from going off at random, at least remove the horn fuse.

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    Kathy L
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to become a thing everywhere.

    Nikole
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe 15 years ago, our neighbors’ car alarm kept going off throughout the night (just one night). In the morning, we saw that someone had written “NICE ALARM” on their windshield using bar soap.

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    HardBoiledBlonde
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me migraines. I once was stopped by a neighbor when I went running from my home crying with a baseball bat to beat a new neighbors car whose alarm had gone off numerous times the day before and five times on said day. Neighbor told new neighbor that if the alarm went off again, she would commence with the baseball bate because I was now vomiting in her toilet. No more car alarm.

    Riley Quinn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a car right outside my open window with a broken alarm that kept going off. Let it slide the first night because there was no way to know which of the multi-unit buildings the owner was in. Second night it happened, I left a note on the windscreen. The next day, I happened to see the owner holding the note looking around. The guy was so apologetic and profusely thanked me for not having his vehicle towed.

    2x4b523p
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Car alarm on a car outside our dorm building went off early Saturday morning and did not stop until Sunday night. Either the owner returned or the battery run out. 10 seconds weeeuuuweeeuuu 10 seconds silence. Nonstop. Outside a building housing 500 students. When I walked past on Monday it looked like nothing is broken but every inch was covered in junk with eggs and marmelade dominating.

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    #15

    A car in New York covered in trash bags and boxes, parked on a city street.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't park there, mate. 🤭

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    David
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never block a driveway in NYC, and that looks like Brooklyn, they are lucky the car wasnt bashed in

    Doofnuts
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what they say "location, location,location".

    Riley Quinn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With help from friends, we would literally pick up the cars that were always blocking my driveway during the football game in the nearby stadium and move them to illegal spots where they would get towed. If someone was arrogant enough to walk away after being told to move their car, we would flip it into the middle of the street. That generally got the cops involved.

    Teri Hawk
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your wife finds your car at your girlfriends..................

    Bryan Wright
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how the driver manged to get his car under the bins without disturbing them. Doh!

    Ozymandias73
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really don't like Hondas in that neighborhood.

    While New York exudes cinematic, elegant, and thrilling charm, it can also at times be a bit weird, and the strangest thing that Ellie has seen while visiting it confirms it. It was people traveling without pants for the No Pants Subway Ride.

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    #16

    Sign in a New York store window with humorous and blunt language.

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    Huddo's sister
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I need to put this on the staff toilet at work (a school). I have had a sign up saying it's for staff only for more than a year, and reminded kids often not to use it but it hasn't helped.

    Riley Quinn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love how NYC treats their customers.

    Doofnuts
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel they are trying to say something important here, but I'm just not getting it.

    Bryan Wright
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do so appreciate our American cousins.

    #17

    Two adjacent New York apartment doors labeled 11 and 12 with humorous text overlay questioning furniture moving.

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    Livingwithcfs
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apartment owner has shares in Ikea

    Doofnuts
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, hope your neighbors are cool because both doors have to be open for any chance.

    Hoi-Polloi
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bring furniture in in flat IKEA boxes. Don't ask me how they take it back out later...

    smugdruggler
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're over 30, they'll have kept the boxes.

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    aubergine10003
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in an apartment which had doors like that - - but it was a railroad flat that also had a door at the other end of it (down the hall behind this person)

    Show thyself
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are ikea-exclusive Apartments.

    Pamelot
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The insane apt. door arrangement actually raised my BP. 😵👎

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    #18

    New York street with a funny sign reading "Can't Turn Left," displaying a person's face.

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    Maryland
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zoolander blue steel!

    Alice Landers
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    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny on my local Facebook there is a page called 'Bad Drivers ' @ town ...So they take pictures/video and post Hysterical! Edit to add " you can't park there" are the best ones

    Riley Quinn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how all directional warning signs should appear.

    JM
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't he manage it in the end, though?

    Yes, that is a real tradition (if one may call it that), which started in 2002 in New York as a way to confuse and amuse people. Initiated by Improv Everywhere, the comedic performance art group, it invited people to take their daily commute in their underwear and jackets. However, this event hasn’t returned since 2020, as the pandemic has put it to a stop. And it seems that it won’t be returning this year either.

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    #19

    Poster in New York inviting people named Ryan to a meetup, featuring a QR code for details.

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    Owen
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did this and looooooads of Ryan's turned up.

    The Mediterranean Fruit
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Ryan. You died too soon. (my friend named Ryan passed away a few weeks ago)

    Riley Quinn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only two Ryans I want to meet up with, and something tells me they won't be here.

    Beachbum
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember hearaing about this on the radio, it has become a pretty big thing for the Ryan's

    Doofnuts
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friends name is Ryan, have to ask him if he went.

    Ozzy
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark matter Ryan I assume? Love the book!

    Campy
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Bryans are dickheads.

    #20

    Handwritten note expressing frustration over parking in New York.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could've just as easily scratched this message into the side of the car, but chose to write a note. Very polite.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parked at pet store. Nice car in 1 1/4 parking spots. Pulled my pickup right up to their passanger door. Karen in line behind us at checkout, sighing and carrying on. Guess who the car in quesiton belonged to.

    Dankster
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I want to take out my frustration of folks parking by destruction to my own vehicle

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost as if they speak a totally alien language but steal some of our words.

    Debra Newell
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least buddy is giving him a warning.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So articulate this person is. /s

    Nikole
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you take up two parking spaces :p

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    #21

    Silver car with a sign about stolen catalytic converters, capturing the humorous side of New York issues.

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    Royal Stray
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not too uncommon to see that with nice cuts of meat where I used to live. Some stores would even have their salmon in the back so you had to ask the staff to get it, since it'd get stolen so often. (Arguably it was way too expensive so I kinda get it)

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know about where you are, but meat is a standard item for junky shoplifters round my way.

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the Cadillac converters

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    #22

    Car windshield in New York covered with humorous angry notes expressing frustration.

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    Fiery Llama
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'Beep you' one is cracking me up...might have to use that someday

    Campy
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been able to figure out why car alarms were ever legal in the first place. Why is it my, and everyone else in a 4 block radius, fault that a squirrel ran across the hood of your car? Ask any cop, they'll tell you they almost never get real alarms. Car thieves know how to disable your alarm. So it's animals walking on the car, anything but someone trying to break in.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people just ignore them anyway, like in the boy who cried wolf.

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    Riley Quinn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annoyed. Frustrated. Losing precious sleep. Yet not one person resorted to violence with a hammer. Things are looking up.

    Bill Mills
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only because that would set of the alarm again.

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    #23

    Person sitting in a park in New York, smiling beside a sign offering insults for $1.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a ripoff. I hand those out for free.

    Andrew Irish
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it pay to get insulted or to insult guilt free?

    David
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PRO TIP: Pay her in Canadian quarters, receive more insults for free. /j

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign itself is a free sample.

    Mary Mulrooney
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People offer me these for free, without me even asking for them.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life..

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lousy capitalists. I've been giving insults for years for free.

    David
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a rip, you get thos for free on the street

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    #24

    Person floating on an inflatable lounger in New York's East River surrounded by ducks.

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    Janissary35680
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know, the East River was one of the most polluted rivers in the world when I was a kid in NYC in the 50-60s.

    David
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They cleaned it up, it is safe enough to swim, and eat fish caught of out there. Sea Lions and even Whales have returned to the East River after over 100 years. Only warning is not 72 hours after a rain storm, bc of street runoff

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the storied Dread Pirate Roberts before him, this brave seafarer must have spent years building up an immunity... to whatever's in that water. (And it ain't just geese poop)

    Janelle Collard
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ducks are like, "Who's the weirdo?"

    Scott Rackley
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those look like canadian geese and I'm afraid our friend here is about to get fked up

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    Robert Trebor
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The water in the rivers around Manhattan, North, East, and Harlem, is amazingly cleaner than it was 20 years ago. Oh, yes, the North River is west of Manhattan, aka the Hudson River.

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not talk about the Cuyahoga River! 😐

    Kerry Fletcher
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell of a chop. Maybe he met Kramer.

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    #25

    People with a pig on a sidewalk near parked cars in New York.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually make very nice house pets. They're super smart and clean.

    Alice Landers
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but people don't realize how big they can get.

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    BarfyCat
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw an enormous farm-type pig being walked on a leash in my city! I almost wrecked the car! It was much, much larger than this little guy!

    Trista JW
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an adorable pot-bellied pig.

    Doofnuts
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously very rich and needed a police escort. (I'm kidding, big blue line supporter here)

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    #26

    Person in angel costume standing on a snowy rooftop in New York City, surrounded by graffiti and traffic below.

    You never know what you’ll find on the roof

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    Jossh Nine
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol!! Like Dogma was a big budget film? I love the movie btw, it's amazing! It's one of my favorite View Askew flicks.

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    Riley Quinn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be one of those creeps yelling jump just to see if she can fly.

    Jeff Fox
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wings of desire, by wim wenders

    Ms. Mack
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite movies of all time.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it stays on the roof.

    David
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photo shoot was going fine until that one unfortunate gust of wind. /J

    David Smith
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A snow angel - I nevermore one this good!!

    Lotekguy
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Victoria's Not-so-Secret.

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    #27

    Storefront with a funny sign in New York saying "Out getting ribs."

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    Debra Newell
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like people who are honest enough to just tell it like it is. Kudos!

    #28

    Missing dog poster with a humorous twist on a pole in New York City.

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    Pamelot
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is different.

    Jnausicaa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. And I don''t thank I want to.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause if you do, rrrrruuuunnnnn.

    Dankster
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kinda photoshopped mess is that?

    Gozer LeGozerian
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those dogs with a shortened spine

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    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like scrappy doo from Scooby Doo 2

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    #29

    Pumpkin strapped to the roof of a white SUV in New York, creating a humorous scene against a bright, cloudy sky.

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    Janissary35680
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And the hunter home from the hill."

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lashed to the roof more securely than drywall panels coming out of DIY home improvement stores.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously too large to go inside the vehicle.

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    #30

    Funny pic in New York subway with fake eyelashes on a poster man, creating a humorous effect.

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    Jnausicaa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    J. V. Dunce. Couch raper supreme.

    #31

    Black Volkswagen Tiguan with a humorous New York license plate reading "YURRMOM" parked on a street.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiguan is a combination of Tiger and Iguana, chosen in a public poll. Not nearly as catchy as Boaty McBoatface chosen through an online poll.

    #32

    Family in humorous sneaker and bug costumes, walking down a New York street.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius. You know you're living in the end-times when your preschooler says, "Mom, Dad, I'd like to be an invasive species for Halloween."

    Sally-Ann
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else need a moment to realise the branches aren't coming out of the kid's head?

    David
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad mom and dad are shoes. At first glance I thought they were used sanitary pads.

    Kalikima
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were band-aids?

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    Patricia the Grey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the parents (as shoes) supposed to stomp on the bug child?

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the wife and soul of the party

    Lotekguy
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theirs was the perfect marriage... sole mates.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon. As I live & breathe...

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're suppose to squish it, not hold its hands.

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    #33

    Car parked in New York with "Bees Inside" written on the window.

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    Diolla
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biological car safety feature.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid there was a construction trailer/office in my neighborhood, and to keep people from breaking in to it they had a sign in the window that said "Attack Snakes on Duty After Dark". Being kids we totally believed it and used to try and look in the windows at night to see the snakes. :) It did keep us from trying to go inside though.

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    Ale Fab
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the weird D ?!?

    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me; breaks window to save the bees.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I wouldn't open that door...

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised the rest of the alphabet hasn't put in a complaint about being excluded.

    Nikolaj Christensen
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!"

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    #34

    Person in hat and sunglasses peeking from the back of a New York City utility truck in traffic.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew someone who worked in the Parks Dept. who absolutely would have done this.

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. We were certainly an odd bunch…but loads of fun!

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    #35

    Stove placed humorously in a New York subway station near stairs.

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    Susan Tieni
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Latest, trendiest pop-up restaurant in NYC. Just cannot get a reservation.

    Socks Thecate
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're difficult to get up the stairs I suppose.

    David
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you ask Claptrap to help you move your stove but then half way there he finds out stairs are involved. /J

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was moving by subway and decided they were NOT bringing the stove to their new place anyway?

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another method to say things are cookin'??

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    #36

    Toilet paper holder with humorous sign in New York bathroom.

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    Janissary35680
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but not quite as much in NYC as it might elsewhere. 🤷‍♂️

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people back up onto the roll instead of tearing some off??

    BeKind&Rewind
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even spell toilet paper fancy TOILETTE...

    Bob Banks
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think they were sitting!

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    #37

    Man in blue uniform with a long braided ponytail attachment walking in New York street.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never know when you're gonna have to go all Rapunzel on someone's a*s

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never know when you're gonna have Rapunzel in someone's a*s

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's taking soap on a rope a little too far, isn't it?

    David
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember parents, child leashes only work if you remember to hold on to the other end.

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    #38

    A chalkboard sign in New York claiming to have the most fun bathroom in NYC.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any place that has Drag Bingo must have #1 Fun Bathrooms.

    David Smith
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for the flatulence!

    #39

    Funny image of a broken radiator dial in a New York apartment with a humorous landlord warning text.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Is the wall going to collapse or something?

    Christos Arvanitis
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. It is an old plaster on lathe wall. It's just been smashed.

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    #40

    Man in New York with a mannequin head on his back, amusing street scene.

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    Tammy Hornback
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We scroll and we don't judge...

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK what that's supposed to be, but I couldn't help but chuckle.

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    #41

    Sign reading "Now Hiring Losers" in New York, showcasing humorous street sign.

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    Al Fun
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee is for u losers

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gelato beans? I'll pass. (so will anyone else who eats that I'm sure)

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can finally succeed at being a failure!

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    #42

    People at a New York marathon holding a funny sign saying "Need a Band-Aid?"

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of Vaseline is the best way to prevent 'jogger's nipple'.

    #43

    Smart car in New York with a boat strapped on top, creating a funny and unexpected urban scene.

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    YakFactory
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dinghy is to use when you drive into a deep puddle.

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    #44

    Sign on car window in New York: "Please do not break my window. Door is open. Don't break my truck. Thank you."

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    #45

    New York window sign humorously asking to stop throwing diapers.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DIAPER FIGHT! (I hope they're unused.) 😬

    Diolla
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    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diapers throw better when full 😳

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    Ozymandias73
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can dodge a diaper, you can dodge a ball.

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    #46

    Funny sign in New York offering spiders for sale due to infestation, humorously priced at $10 per spider.

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    Daria
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd wait for a discount

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would I want to make them MY problem?

    Jnausicaa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any of them radioactive?

    HappyBink
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this was my apartment a few weeks ago until I sucked them all up into my vacuum!! 😖

    #47

    Funny picture of a scale labeled "Haunted" on a New York street.

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    Janelle Collard
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one like this!

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    #48

    Elevator panel with humorous "Love Shack" label in New York.

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    #49

    A woman on her phone in a New York office waiting area, with a man carrying a monkey on his shoulder near the counter.

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    #50

    Van in New York with chain and padlock securing door handles, parked on a street with brownstone buildings.

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Bean's replacement car...

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    #51

    Car with a printed New York license plate taped on the front bumper, humorously imitating a real plate.

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    Al Fun
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, print this picture and stick it on your license plate. Then, take a picture, print it…

    #52

    A man in a stadium uses a pizza box as a hat in New York, surrounded by a large crowd.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs must. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think of the insane sunburn line on his forehead

    #53

    Bread slice locked with a cable on a New York street pole, humorous scene.

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    #54

    License plate frame with funny message about speeding, New York.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the law is going care. 🤭

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    #55

    Bread display in New York with a funny sign: "No hands or bag, please use tongue!"

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    Fiery Llama
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way too long to realize it ought to be 'tongs'.

    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily they didn't write "thongs"! :))

    #56

    Bike with makeshift wooden leg parked on a New York street.

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    Ron Man
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're wondering, because by the other comments, people are wondering and not getting it: This is a blue "CitiBike". They are swipe a card rentals you rent for a trip. Someone stole it. They've used duct tape to cover up branding. CitiBikes don't have kickstands because they're meant to be returned to rental bike rack where they're not needing one. So the thief added the table leg to it.

    Socks Thecate
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they ride around with that random table leg?

    Jay Alan
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, this is now a kickstand... So, why would they leave it at home? hahaha

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    #57

    Car on New York street propped with a microwave where a wheel should be, showcasing urban humor.

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    #58

    Woman in black jacket riding a Citi Bike in a funny scene, New York street background.

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    Susical
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's wearing beige leggings.

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    #60

    Potted plants on New York sidewalk with a humorous sign saying, "Do not pee on the plant."

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    #62

    Sign in New York saying "Please close the door, this is the Bronx" on a dark background.

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    #63

    People in a New York park holding humorous protest signs, including one about scooped bagels.

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    #64

    Man on scooter in New York carrying a large tuba, showcasing humorous street scene.

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    #65

    Motorbike wrapped in plastic by a pole on a New York street, reflecting the quirky cityscape.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought was that is was a prank, or someone did something bad? 🤷‍♂️

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    Glen Ellyn
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that's just a helmet and not his head. 😬

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    #66

    Boxes piled up at New York's Fulton St Station entrance, adding humor to the bustling city scene.

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    #67

    Funny New York poster seeking a "sand assistant" to carry sand within 6 feet, offering $12 an hour and emphasizing sand's importance.

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    #68

    Garbage truck spilling trash onto New York street with "Happy Friday" text overlay.

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously there’s a system within the cab for controlling the opening of the rear, this is normally separate from the controls for the terberg or bin lifting kit, occasionally a driver might not have their brain fully on the job in hand. It’s lucky they didn’t activate the blade that pushes all of the contents out of the wagon 😳

    #69

    Wet Jeep parked on a New York street with a funny sign on the wheel saying, "Do not boot!! Payment plan in window!"

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    #70

    Humorous toilet sign in New York urging to flush after use, on a bright green wall.

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chinatown or Flushing. Main Street in Flushing is very reminiscent of Hong Kong. Kowloon side, when I was there in 1973.

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    #71

    Couch awkwardly stuck in New York subway turnstile, capturing a humorous scene.

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pissed about something, obviously... maybe not the correct change?

    Fiery Llama
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if I'm missing something- looks to me that someone tried and failed to get that chair through and eventually gave up

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    #73

    Crutch humorously locked to a pole in New York street scene.

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    #74

    Sign on fire in New York subway station, surprising a passerby.

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    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire! Fire! Fire! Cool! Cool! heh heh heh heh mmheh

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    #75

    Person napping on a New York subway under a "Funny Girl on Broadway" poster.

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    #76

    Map of Brooklyn, New York showing alert titled "Person Trapped in Washing Machine" with location highlighted.

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    HappyBink
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1.4K people notified? Hopefully someone came to the rescue??

    #77

    Mobility scooter in a parking spot at Little Neck Supermarket, New York.

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this at my supermarket all the time. Annoying.

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    #78

    Overflowing trash can on a New York street corner, with food waste spilling onto the sidewalk.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is that? Or should I not want to know?

    RiceRiceBaby 929
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll say it's peach ice-cream and call it a day

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    #79

    Person in New York subway covered in plastic, creating a humorous scene.

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    Wet cement on a New York sidewalk with footprints, capturing a funny urban moment.

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    #81

    Street massage in New York, Flushing area, with a masseur giving a chair massage outdoors.

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chair massage. They offered it at times at our workplace as well, although we'd keep our clothes on.

    Owen
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not know what is happening in this picture. But that's ok, because I don't want to.

    Ron Man
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A back massage is happening. You obviously wanted to know otherwise you would've kept scrolling.

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    #82

    Homemade cardboard chair in a New York hallway, covered in white and purple fabric, adding humor to the space.

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    #83

    Balcony with unusual toilet placement in New York.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your apartment is listed as 1 1/2 bathrooms

    #84

    Funny scene on New York subway: man in orange jacket sits calmly beside a foot on the seat near him.

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    Al Fun
    Community Member
    Premium
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fancy shoes

    #85

    New York funny license plate reads "IYDKNYKN" on a blue Honda CR-V, parked on a city street.

    Gotta love NYC vanity plates

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    Manana Man
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't know nothing you know nothing

    VNES101
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biggie Smalls rap lyric.

    Undercover
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't know, now you know?

    Always Malfunctioning
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The letters on the plate stand for, "If You Don't Know Now You Know Now"

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    #87

    Sign on a wall in New York offering cash for feet, displaying unusual humor.

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    HappyBink
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pictures of them, or removing my actual FEET??