No matter what you call it—Riding The Cotton Pony, a Visit From Aunt Flo, Crimson Tide, or The Red Badge of Courage—it still is bloody, terrifying and will have you sitting in front of your TV all day snacking on everything you have in the pantry. Yes, we’re talking about your period. Just like clockwork, The Moon Time comes each month to wreck your plans, bedsheets, and favorite underwear and destroy your mood with period cramps. If you’re looking for consolation that helps you endure The Red Curse, chocolate is good, but have you ever tried a “when she’s on her period” meme? Made by gals just like you, they know exactly how it feels and were created with the sole purpose of taking your mind off the pain (and bad mood).
By the way, if you’re a guy reading this, you’ve probably wondered your entire life why so many girls cry when they’re on their period. Well, the simple answer is hormones. Even if the cramps aren’t that bad, most of the time, hormones fly off the handle during the period; that’s why your girlfriend seems to be acting totally out of character. If you wonder what you can do to make it a little easier for her, keep reading!
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Caring Roommates
Thin, White And Suck Up Blood
Okay, shouldn't have read it in my office. How can I explain why I laughed so hard?
Clever Product Placement
I personally don't get food cravings, but I get the urge to do synchronized dance.
Load More Replies...My sister returned from the States a couple of days ago and brought Reese with her- never tasted something that disgusting haha
Just be careful not to eat too much in case you turn as orange as Trump!
Load More Replies...Mythical Creatures
I had a hysterectomy in 1993 and still will not wear white pants... just in case lol
"Have a happy period", they say, as I'm in a puddle of my own blood and I want to stab people..
is it just me or does the girl holding the yellow look like shes about to fall over her own feet???
what about the commercial that shows them doing the splits and other stuff like that... oh! and in white spandex .
Period Perks
*PICTURESQUE TEXT ALLERT!* In my case, not diarrhoea, but yeah, bowel movements are more frequent, which means I'm filled with gasses and I poo my soul out and my a*s hole feels destroyed.
Same. especially on the first day, i live on the toilet
Load More Replies...You're not alone sister. As if period itself wasn't dreadful enough, we deal with an upside volcano situation. Serves us right for being able to make humans I guess.
Load More Replies...omg o thought this happens only to me during the period. It was actually a thing.
I am going through this right now. I am 43 and childless and wish to remain that way. I just wish my body would realise that and stop doing this to me every 4 weeks. : (
This happens to me on the first day. Ugh. I dread eating anything, especially if it's heavy, because I never know how my stomach will react.
But if you eat nothing, your stomach will be upset because of that. There is no winning on your period, you just survive.
Load More Replies...Thanks, period, for teaching me that I can have both diarrhoea AND constipation at the same time! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Is It Okay for a Guy to Tell Period Jokes to a Girl?
No simple answers here. There are many variables you should consider before sending funny period memes to a woman, whether she’s currently on her period or not. How well do you know her? What kind of relationship do you have? What is her sense of humor like during the rest of the month? These are just a few of the questions you should be asking yourself.
If the answers to these questions make it seem like it’s okay to send her a “when she’s on her period” meme, go for it. No matter how much we complain about our period, we do find good period memes funny. Telling period jokes to annoy your girlfriend is a risky idea on any day of the month. But if you genuinely want to be helpful, stop asking her what’s wrong. Instead, stock up on your girl’s favorite snacks, paper tissues, and funny period jokes.
Glitzy Reality
This is about to turn into a little more permanent look for me. I'm about to be finished with my flu and start on my period. I wish I could have at least a couple days free between them, but at least it's not both at the same time.
Load More Replies...Nope, those Cheetos would be straight out of the bag. Who would bother to put them in a bowl??
I never mKe that huge mess. I don't wanna cleN that and the crumbs drive me insane, I get a soft blankie and lay on my side with my head propped up and tv on and eat my snacks that way so I don't get food everywhere.
This is me when am home alone for long without any problems or any attention
I' be laying on my side, clutching my stomach and groaning in pain while watching netflix and eating my heart out. Ah yes being a female is glorious :I
The Great Flood
THE WORST!! But first 2 days of my period I can FEEL the blood flowing, sneeze or no
The worst is when you stand up first thing in the morning after not having moved for 8 hours.
I remember in school, they told us "You'll only lose about a tablespoon of blood during your period" MY a*s!! I'm not sure who they were talking about, but it sure as heck wasn't me!!!
Whoever said that...go and bash them in the head right now. Maybe then they will see only a 'tablespoon' of blood
Load More Replies...Or you've been sitting down for a while and then stand up and feel the WHOOSH! you just cross your fingers and hope to hell it doesn't reach your ankles before you reach the next toilet!
Oh my God. It’s the most fear inspiring feeling in the world! Especially if you’ve been sitting in class and do that, or stand up. Or Please God, Nooooo! A clot or two. Ugh, barf, you want to beeline to the bathroom to make sure you are ok and have enough protection on you and with you!!!
I hate the clots. Like, isn't bleeding gross enough? Did you have to throw some chunks in there too? Come on!
Load More Replies...I hate this. Specially if I am in public places (park, restaurant, etc).
It would never occur to be to jump on a trampoline while I'm on my period. I'll steer clear of that, thank you.
Load More Replies...Oh god I hate this. I have allergies so I sneeze from pet hair so I sneeze a lot then I get flooded -_-
Even worse if what you eat has you fart alot like 👍 beans, then you'd really get flooded inside your Loving High Waist Full Butt Brief Undies!
Load More Replies...Period Moods
And ear plugs do not work because it heightens your smell of everything and makes it worse.
Ok but if by ‘hears you breathing’ you mean ‘has been listening to your whistle booger for an hour’ then b***h I will smack you don’t @ me
'whistle booger' Lmao! My husband randomly sighs until I tell him to stop. He doesn't realize he's doing it and it irritates me so bad.
Load More Replies...Period Cramps
It's 100% true... but, I cannot figure out why HE would be standing like that. Lol!!
I'm with you, sister. My neck and thoracic spine is a slaughterhouse. The pain is debilitating.
Load More Replies...Drama Queen
Someone who wanted to design something shocking and they were thinking to make something gorey/creepy
Load More Replies...It was me bleeding to death each month. I even needed blood transfusions.
Crustacean Station
lol thats awesome lol it needs snacks as well though and a teddy bear and a box of tissues and pain killers
erm not so much the snacks in the loo....Ah we have separate toilet from bath rooms.
Load More Replies...Super late here but iirc the person in the original post bought it from a Red Lobster that was closing down. Been looking for one for years myself, and am thinking of commissioning a sculptor to make one someday lol. :)
Load More Replies...Period Memes
You wear a maxi pad all day and get one dribble. As soon as you switch to a light days pad, you get enough blood to choke King Kong.
When you only get the tiniest brown spot on your pad at the end of the day so you think your period is finally over and it’s safe to wear a panty liner the next day... but you forget how extremely absorbent pads are... Yeah this happened to me yesterday.
Mood Swings
What I want to be doing- sitting on my couch, watching Harry Potter, and eating ice cream What i'm actually doing- sitting at school trying not die
Hygiene Products
You're too self-conscious about it. It's not like we need to keep our period a secret from other women. They know what's up. No sane woman judged another woman for using a tampon or pad.
Menstrual cups for the win! (Yeah, I know, that it's not an option for everyone.)
So, I've actually been curious about those. Aren't they uncomfortable?
Load More Replies...Me: *opens pad* Everyone, probably: Who the heck is opening a pad in here? Is it their time of month? Is it really a pad? Is it a bag of chips? Who the heck would be eating a bag of chips in here?
The last is actually funny. "Who the heck would be eating a bag of chips in here?" 😂
Load More Replies...I don’t care if I make noise in a public bathroom but I try to be quiet at my house because my dad likes to make jokes and be “funny” about it and be like “hold it in, it’s not that bad, you haven’t been punched in the nuts” so on so forth, it’s genuinely annoying so I’m always quiet at home when he’s there, honestly men need to be taught about it and go through electro torture to see what cramps feel like and have headaches and be hungry but not be able to eat and have to deal with all the c**p we go through before they can judge us
i always wear pads. in the bathroom, i dont care if the other girls know or not. sometimes i try to be as loud as possible when opening it-
OR MAKE THE FREAKING WRAPPERS FLUORESCENT COLOURS!!! WTF IS UP WITH THAT?! I MIGHT AS WELL HANG A FREAKING SIGN AROUND MY NECK THAT SAYS 'hey just a PSA I'm on my period'
Also, triaging? I don't think that word means what you think it means.
He k, when I was in nursing school, I wore extra long and fluffy pads, to keep me clean, and if I wore a tampon, I’d wear two super absorbency, so I could get through the day. Sometimes I didn’t,but it gave me an idea of the depth and breadth of my vaginal capacity!
Crimson Tide
Funny Period Jokes Can Save the Day
So, take a break from binge-watching another TV show, glaring at that one obnoxious person at work, or wallowing in self-pity because of period pains and plunge into this comprehensive list of hilarious period memes from Bored Panda. From uncontrollable emotions to uncontrollable cramps, we’ve got it all. These period jokes might just be enough for you to smile at your screen. With new meme-worthy aches and mood swings every month, you will surely find something relatable. So start scrolling for the bloody best memes, and don't forget to upvote your favorites if you have the energy.
Well, I've Warned You
periods are not funny I wore 3 super-plus tampons - and set the alarm for 3am so I could use another 3 - to avoid covering the bed with blood
And it's even worse when other girls are lucky enough to have light bleeding and barely to no cramps, and are like "I don't get why people complain about their periods, it's not that bad.." while you are doubled over in pain from cramps and need to throw up because of nausea. Don't even get me started on how many clothes I ruin per period. I feel for you.
Load More Replies...In high school, my first-day cramps were so bad, school nurse took one look at me and sent me home. i also found relief on the Pill, eventually.
If people think it is difficult getting ONE tampon in the right spot - try doing 3 - that IS toilet gymnastics
I've used two at one time (never three though) and of course side-by-side DUH lol
Load More Replies...Please go to Shefeelsbetter.com they have helped my daughter and so many women and girls. So many women dont know that it is actually the chemicals and toxins contained in pads and tampons that's making the symptoms worse
Thanks For Asking
Just say, BECAUSE I'M ON MY PERIOD AND BLEEDING FROM MY VAGINA.
Load More Replies...Had a male gym teacher once and one particularly brutal period I told him I had my uniform so I wouldn't get marked up but I "can't change for gym." He made fun of me in front of the whole class for not wanting to change just becaude I didn't feel like it. Luckily it was all girls in the class and they all stood up for me. Lots of love for girl solidarity. No love for ignorant males.
It’s not “iGnOrAnT mAleS”, it’s that one f*****g dude
Load More Replies...I'm still appalled US pupils need to ask permission just to go to the bathroom...
Wait..... people don't have to ask in other parts of the world? Is it only us who have to ask?
Load More Replies...Well teacher I have cramps and if I dont go I will bleed all over your desk
This is my I'm not embarrassed but I'm about to make you uncomfortable face
Ugh this is so irritating it's happened to my friend 2wice!! I MEAN WHAT DO YOU THINK!
When I was in like 1st year of middle school I got asked this, so I strutted up to the teacher and whipped out a pad. Surprisingly, I got a lot of laughs and people actually found it funny.
Sneezing On Period
This is the best period picture ever :D And I've seen a lot of good ones.
My mom took me to the doctor and I had my first vaginal exam at 11 because I was in so much pain, heating pad, and OJ with Vodka (alcohol relaxes smooth muscles). He told me I just needed to have a baby. Everyone said that, even my mom, they ALL lied. There wasn't Motrin back then.
Serial Killers
After I got my period as a preteen my Doctor told me to try exercise. I laughed out loud because He had to be joking. He was dead serious.
I exercise on my period... I´m not a psycho :) *laughing hysterically.
My cramps can get REALLY bad. In other words... you killed my father, prepare to die.
“Try exercise, like going for a run” haha cool Sharon but actually I can’t even stand up the pain is so bad so how about you go f**k yourself instead haha
What I do is I lay in bed in a ball and laugh hysterically as I watch YouTube and look at memes. (¦ꒉ[▓▓]. I have a weird thing where I laughed when I'm in extreme pain.
I've had female doctors tell me that exercise helps. That I shouldn't just lay in bed. My response was I'm not just laying in bed. I also moan, cry think of ways to remove parts of my body. Oh and I crawl to the couch. She rolled her eyes at me Endo sense of humor not for everyone.
Haha, but excess acetaminophen/paracetamol/Tylenol is very toxic to your liver,; damage is irreversible if not rapidly treated, and potentially deadly (from a former pharmacist). Go for ibuprofen/Advil/Motrin or naproxen/Anaprox instead.
Any of those Pharma medications will mess with your liver and if you take the same kind of pain killers each month they eventually stop having the effects you want. I personally think hot water with turmeric a NATURAL spice with anti inflammatory properties lemon and honey works a lot better... Also cbd bath salts anything CBD really 🤣
Load More Replies...When I'd ask my mom for aspirin, she would tell me to have a warm bath :(
My brother always begs me to workout with him. If I'm on my period I just glare as I lay on my bed watching youtube
Feeling Confident?
On my period is actually the only time I don’t care about my physical appearance because my mental health is so bad
'Just' Cramps
No man is allowed to judge period craps- like no woman is allowed to judge man- specific "illnesses"
MHM and anyone who says otherwise can feel the wrath of 1000000000 people who are on their periods.
Load More Replies...Guy, stop complaining if you get kicked in the balls. It's just getting kicked in the balls.
I describe the pain to a man as "it's like having the worst diarrhea cramps ever, but you're too constipated to poop" it works because they've all been there.
Thanks for making it relatable! (I don't get kicked in the balls that often)
Load More Replies...It’s always funny when men think it’s no big deal. Like, really?! And just how the hell would you know?! You’ve never been through it so you DON’T know! And hopefully you never will, as it is a terrible pain that no one should go through.
Allow me to demonstrate just how bad a period cramp could feel. (take golf club to kidneys for 30 minutes.)
Surprise!
Also if you are going to travel somewhere then that is probably same time when your period starts. I remember when I waited many months to my first trip to Prague and when I finally get there I had to spend 2 first days resting at the hotel because it was too painful to go anywhere.
When I went to Florida a couple years ago, my period started 4-5 days into it and we stayed for 2 weeks. Worst vacation ever.
Load More Replies...My whole family knows that if there is a birthday, holiday, vacation or just special day, i am bringing aunt flo
It was a running joke that any time my trip was over an hour on public transport, I'd get my period. And just to prove that theory, I got my period three times in 3 weeks because I got on a train, and got my period, and then two weeks later, I got on a long haul bus and got my period, and two weeks after that, then another train and got my period. in the nearly 35 years so far, this hasn't changed, except now I fly a lot. And if I am not prepared (which I almost always am now), I'll get my period the moment that the plane starts taxiing and we can't leave our seats. Oh, and any romantic weekend away with just the hubby and no kids... yup, period.
Actually...this rarely happened to me. Mostly my periods would come after or before an event *thank god* but still i almost always get injured before any trip or event. That sucks
I Feel You, Sister
at least i think thats her...ive never watched the movies so...
Load More Replies...i dont care how many girls are in there. i open those pads as loudly as i can.
Making Sense Of It All
Cute...but not accurate. That's Baphomet, a "being" representing wisdom and balance. It's not satanic at all.
I mean. It was given to us as a punishment for our sins. 🤷♀️
Feeling Angry
Stupid fruits, in their stupid bowl, on the stupid table, which they call home, and are comfortable, and I am not comfortable... *starts sobbing uncontrolably* AND I AM NOT COMFORTABLE *shovels huge spoonfuls of ice cream into mouth while crying*
Today my mom was in my kitchen visiting and was cleaning it up, and there was a spot that had coffee grounds on it as she was wiping it up i was sitting at our breakfast bar she wiped it up w/ the paper towel but accidentally left the paper towel on the counter (which i wasn't bad about) but i started yelling at the paper towel and at one point yelled "GOD. PAPER TOWELS WHERE JUST MADE TO PICK UP MY LIFES PROBLEMS" I got extremely mad (me being on my period) Sorry NOT sorry for the TMI
Me for the ladt 24 hours! Mood to kill and my boyfriend ssid it was like Psycho movie theme came on when i walked into a room
I bite the pillows and slap everyone or anything smaller than me especially me lil bro
Period Memes
Well, if you're on your periods and things go wrong, everyone will just think you have awful tastes.
Load More Replies...Having suffered a similar fate when aged about 10 I became rather neurotic about unexpected flooding. And back then there were no ultra slim yet highly absorbant towels/pads like today, I had to wear those super thick long ones that could just be seen through layers of clothing and were so wide between my legs they made it feel they were shoving my thighs apart. As a child and then teenager these deeply heavy excruciatingly painful periods were horrific. Now mid 40s they've virtually vanished. But I still remember the horror and shame of flooding Miles away from home or a clothes shop and having to tie a Donald Duck jumper around me to hide it. Periods can be absolutely terrible to suffer 😞
Plus then the pads did not have waterproof linings........and you had to PIN them to your pad belt.....so many good options now (yep I am past it but I remember)
Load More Replies...Oh my God it reminds me of a friend who was on her period and had to leave school bc her super white pants got a little bit like this. I swear it´s true.
White Shorts
Unless you're in an actual tampon advert, when this would apparently indicate that you are...
I don't wear white pants even if I'm not on my period. I don't trust my uterus in case it surprise attacks me...
Never mind periods. If I wore those, the back would be covered in whatever I sat in, and the front would be covered in whatever I tried to eat and drink. Every pair of pants I own is black or navy.
As someone who had horrible cramps, week-long heavy periods,sometimes as often as every three weeks, I never ever bought or wore anything white except my wedding dress. And I was menstruating at the time. 😡
I think I would use pills just to not menstruate in a day (and dress!) like this.
Load More Replies...I even go swimming when on my period- not every girl has such a strong bloodflow, so not every girl needs to worry about bleeding through (especially not with the cup instead of tampons)
True, I only have my period for about three days and the first day is really heavy, but the other two are so light I could spend the day in a pool. I’ve never had bad cramps either. I feels bad for the ladies that have long heavy periods and/or bad cramps.
Load More Replies...I'm so thankful my school uniform pants are navy blue. Also very thankful that as a girl, I'm allowed to wear pants. Many private schools don't allow it. Helps a lot.
Now whenever I see someone wearing those shorts I just sing to my self "she's not on her per-iod!" 😁
Taming The Monster
Then us lesbians (I'm nb but still have female body) just cuddle cry eat and watch memes and yt
Bathroom Trip
My male friends have stopped asking me why I take my bag with me to the bathroom cause they know that if they ask I will paint them a disgusting but accurate picture of what period is. One of them almost threw up once.. I'm a b***h when I have my period.. Sorry..
Really? I just give them *the look* (y'all know what look I'm talking about right?)
Load More Replies...If they ask that, especially if it's a male teacher, take out the pad and wave it. Male teachers are more embarrassed about periods than women are.
Tell them you'll change it right then and there, but it may gt messy.
Load More Replies...is it not normal to have period in US or Europe?.. i think its normal if girl bring their bag to bathroom, why so emmbrassed about that?.. btw im Asian..
Oh it's normal. It's just the people stuck in 600BC who don't think it is.
Load More Replies...I put my pad on my hand, and my hand in my pocket, and walk out whistling😁
i dont take my bag to the bathroom i just shove a pad in my bra sooooooo i dont get questioned
depending on the situation, but I'll just get my tampons out of my purse and leave the bag on its place. Its just a piece of white cotton.
one time in 6th grade we were in the gym sitting in the bleachers before school started and I was sitting next to my friend Michelle and my other friend Sebastiaan came up with his friend Max and sat with us and Max spilled his red gatorade and was like oh look I got my period! Me and Michelle just looked at him...
Lovely Painkillers
Tramadol sucks w**g. I was on it for my ribs for a long time. Did nadda.
Load More Replies...Ah! That sucks! That's the only thing that helps my cramps. I couldn't imagine being allergic.
Load More Replies...Naprogesic for me haha!!! God bless that creation! I don't know if I would've kept my uterus this long without it.
Try an anti inflammatory like Aleve or Naproxen it works much better.
Period Cramps
Imma boy and I respect girls on periods and my gf tells me how much cramps hurt but she never condones violence when she gets mad like wtf people.
You're right. Violence is never the answer, it's a question. And the answer is yes. Seriously though, take a joke, snowflake 🙄
Load More Replies...hot it got reported: "and then she touched my d**k, serious guys, not making it up"
Lmfao I have the worst virus and I’m so sick and I’m on my period and still going to skl so these are making me feel better
Kick to the d**k. Legs are usually stronger than arms and the shoe adds extra pain.
Having Cramps
yes. true even tho my cramps arent that bad usually but sometimes gas accompanies and then its like that
Fixing It Discreetly
I'm disturbed that he put his hand actually down his pants. Also, why did someone take pictures of some dude digging in his crack?
Load More Replies...As a teen. On period. Wearing pad. Went to mall. Walking with friends and cute boy I liked. Pad feels funny.. PAD HAD BECOME UNSTICKY AND WITH EVERY STEP CREPT UP AND PEEKED OUT THE BACK OF PANTS.
When placement of the pad is a little too forward or too far back, and all of a sudden it feels like you have bulges
When the tampon string gets stuck to the underside of the pad. Wore both coz super plus needed far more supers and plusses to last more than an hour
A Terrible Surprise
Ministry Of Silly Walks
Your typo had me in stitches!! Cheese = Cleese... 😊
Load More Replies...That’s why granny panties work well on your period. Pads stay where you put them, and you don’t ruin your cuter underwear!
I don't know which women you've been talking to but I understand just fine. Women's bits also require some, err, rearranging sometimes, regardless of whether or not we're wearing a pad.
Load More Replies...Construction Works
im a girl. im 14. i started having periods when i was 11. i STILL have not had my very first period cramp.
for most women eating chocolate reduces that period pain, for me eating chocolate creates that period pain.
Period Memes
Mine is pretty regular, but sometimes it does sneak up on me. Usually at work.
This may or may not have just happened to me only three minutes ago.
This is when I start fake gagging and run out of class. I gag very, very loudly, have actually scared my dogs when I do it.
Nope! Mine was so accurate I could tell at what time of day it would start!!!
my "first period" story: i woke up, did the usual thing i always did, useing the restroom, washing my hands, getting dressed,brushing my hair, y'know the thing everyone does. i go to school. i use the class restroom. i look down and i see it- blood. obviously, i freaked out. i headed to the nurse's office. i tell her about it. to sum it up, she told me that i started my period and told me what to do. she said to come back later and that she'd call my parents. later when i come back, she says that she just finished talking to my dad and that she already talked to mom. she tells me to go to a couple rooms over, and that someone's waiting for me. i go over there, and this woman tells me to sit down with her to watch a video about what im going thru rn. after watching it, she tells me to go to class. then the usual 5th grade day happens, then i head home, do some homework, then listen to some music before bed. and thats the end of my story.
Period Staining
This girl has the right idea! She wore the red dress. (Please let someone get this reference.)
And hopefully the girl from #3 wore the brown pants!
Load More Replies...The most mortifying thing to ever happen to me was on a date once, watching movies at his house and I left a stain on his white couch! Luckily, he was really cool about it, but I never could show my face at his house again.
Oh, damn! I would have died! A lot of guys are really nice about stuff like that, though. They know we didn't do it on purpose.
Load More Replies...I wear loose pants and a hoodue that goes to my knees, so if it leaks no body will ill see
Visiting 11 Downing Street when there was still VAT on period products...wearing nothing but a red dress to hide the stains and sitting on a white couch. Did I leave a mark? So sorry, I don't buy "luxury items"
Omg! Did you really free bleed on the couch at 11 Downing Street? I would totally do that if I had to pay luxury tax on tampons.
Load More Replies...I guess it depends of your flow. That was me before my pregnancies, when my periodes lasted only 3 days but in a Carrie style.
Load More Replies...Menstrual Cramps
I always had painful period and I read that it is caused by small contractions and also lots of people told me, that actual labour pain is 10x worst. I'm scared already... :(
Thank you for sharing that vital fact. Now most of us are thinking adoption is a great idea.
Load More Replies...I don't get the appeal of "natural birth". Choice is Horrendous Pain or no pain. So you pick pain ???? women are crazy
Natural childbirth was about as bad as my cramps but at least I got something I wanted to keep at the end of labor.
Hot Water Bottle
And if someone points it out and has anything to say against it, ask them politely if you can stab them in their stomach so they can teach you how to deal with it :)
Load More Replies...I tried to use a metal water bottle. . . Didn't go as planned and now I'm disappointed. ;^;
I now have a portable graphine heat wrap (for back pain since the offending parts have been removed), it plugs into a power pack. Go to Amazon....
Bragging Rights
And, they would get paid days off every month. Probably special spas to spend your period days at where you are waited on, hand and foot.
Load More Replies...it would be hilarious if men had periods one day and they would say " you have it worse! now put me back to normal!!!!"
*laughs wickedly while being really sick and on my period* Thx for this ong I feel better
the president would be like " i have a new idea lets have a contest to see who has the biggest tampon"
Mood Swings
*checks underwear 2 days later while replaying the past few days in her head* yep makes sense
Accurate! It doesn't have to make sense. Nothing has to make sense on your period.
Ah... ok! I can do that one! Does it matter who with? Nope, but that a*****e down the hallway who steals your newspaper is not counting on your “ crimson crusher” Personality coming out when you see him! So, go! Fight! And then apologize and serve him spaghetti with a really red sauce, like put food coloring in it, then he’ll pee red or purple the next day!
Period Memes
Hey, we all remember how Mary was even still a virgin AFTER giving birth....
What the bible doesn't tell you is that she went in for a c section.
Load More Replies...I knew a girl who got pregnant when a virgin--16 is sometimes just way too fertile
My brain is like: "I'm not sinless. I CAN NOT be the next Virgin Mary!!!"
soooo me one time i gotmy periods back to back i thought somthing was wrong but nothing was
If Cramps Were A Person
Yeah, he’s a good one... but he’s just mean! Someone really annoying should be the face of menstruation, hey! Wait a minute! So...who-man, his-tory, men- opause! Not fair! I’d prefer the new name for periods should be life flow, or feminizer time!
More like golem. "we likesssssss our bf." "we hatesssss our bf" "we crysssss to sleep." "we crysss to apologize to bf bc we lovessss him."
Sneezing On Your Period
Sneeze, cough, laugh, Pooh, burp, fart, any other natural function your body does, seems to sync itself right up to when, how long and how much comes out during your life flow!!
Another pet peeve, those lovely gorgeous women who have very light flows, then when I became a nurse, it’s likely because their protein is low, they don’t eat enough or diet in the wrong way.... I want to go to them and say, hey, let’s have dinner, you cook, then I’ll cook next time.. and you sit, on her white couch, with great pleasure ! Share the blood love.
The Perfect Buffet
I think I'd be prepared to HAVE a period to have this buffet
Load More Replies...Why is everything sweet? I personally prefer salty and and spicy too
It's weird but the last decade or so I Don't crave food, or sweets etc. I sort cupboards. I turf things out, sort things out, get big craft/household projects done but couldn't care less about sweet things. Strange how symptoms change over the years 😏
Front Lines
Sneaky Period
Or mystery back pain, and you can't figure out what you lifted wrong.
I’ve had cramps for almost a week now… I’m waiting for it to sneak up on me when I have plans
I don't get the random cramps anymore but I get serious breast pain.
When I was younger, I actually felt my freaking ovary, release an egg a few times! Very quick, sharp pain, then three days later the life flow comes. My GYN said it does happen to some women. I also discovered I don’t always ovulate each month, and had a flow. Our bodies are strange, weird and wonderful, all at the same time...
Still Cute
I often get unexplained bloating, but I've made peace with it. I named it Zero, the phantom baby. Zero likes it when I wear pjs and drink green tea on the sofa under my duvet. Zero likes to be gently rubbed and massaged. Zero's not so bad.
I can't look in a mirror when I. On my period. I always start crying because I think I look ugly. Only on my period, though.
Period Memes
Just get an old towel and lay it down when you go to sleep. Suck it, uterus!
If your uterus sucks the towel, you need to get to a doctor post haste.
Load More Replies...Use a pad in addition to the tampon - just to be safe. I always mean to do this, don't, and in the morning wish I had!
I used to do tampon, overnight pad, and a towel on the bed.
Load More Replies...I think the absolute worse is when you can feel the blood and blood clots coming out you you just wanna wiggle out of your body.
I'm in my early menopause, my daughter is in her early teens so soon I'm going to relive it all again trough her...
Load More Replies...'Laughs through sore throat' aaahh thank you for providing me with some humour while I'm sick...
Oh I have really loved this post!! I'd like to mention one thing though and it's not something I would usually do, period poverty. All around the world even in the richest countries some girls are forced to miss school and education, and women to miss work because they don't have the money to buy these essential, life improving basic medical products. There are national charities in many countries or local food banks, if you are able to donate a pack of pads or a box of Tampons to them then please consider it. Help our fellow sisters to live better lives and have freedom at this time of the month 😊
Not gonna lie, my period came early and I didn't expect it, so I pulled down my pants to use the restroom and it looked like a battle ground. I just said to myself "no" and pulled out my phone and went on BP for an hour. Not in mood guys.
LADIES, have a tip from me: unexpectedly, I found vibration helps. Seriously. When you're cramping or bloaty/gassy, if you have one of those body wand shoulder massagers, gently press it into where it hurts or is uncomfy, it really really helps.
I think the absolute worse is when you can feel the blood and blood clots coming out you you just wanna wiggle out of your body.
I'm in my early menopause, my daughter is in her early teens so soon I'm going to relive it all again trough her...
Load More Replies...'Laughs through sore throat' aaahh thank you for providing me with some humour while I'm sick...
Oh I have really loved this post!! I'd like to mention one thing though and it's not something I would usually do, period poverty. All around the world even in the richest countries some girls are forced to miss school and education, and women to miss work because they don't have the money to buy these essential, life improving basic medical products. There are national charities in many countries or local food banks, if you are able to donate a pack of pads or a box of Tampons to them then please consider it. Help our fellow sisters to live better lives and have freedom at this time of the month 😊
Not gonna lie, my period came early and I didn't expect it, so I pulled down my pants to use the restroom and it looked like a battle ground. I just said to myself "no" and pulled out my phone and went on BP for an hour. Not in mood guys.
LADIES, have a tip from me: unexpectedly, I found vibration helps. Seriously. When you're cramping or bloaty/gassy, if you have one of those body wand shoulder massagers, gently press it into where it hurts or is uncomfy, it really really helps.
