Periods are the probably the most annoying part of being a woman. They always start unexpectedly and they mess up your emotions while somehow managing to ruin the one pair of panties you really love.

At least there's a silver lining: half of the world gets to experience the same struggle each month, so we're all sisters in this matter. Bored Panda collected some of the funniest posts from Tumblr and Twitter where women share their period horror stories or general thoughts on why periods are truly the satan's sacrificial waterfalls. Be sure to upvote the ones you liked best and share your own stories!

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simonwang Report

Lara B. 2 years ago

Hahahahaha, nerd talk at its best!!!

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Koko Sempai 2 years ago

these are SOO FUNNY

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Ladam 2 years ago

Anyone else involuntarily read this in Dory's voice?

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Koko Sempai 2 years ago

LMAO (;^ o ^;)

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John L 2 years ago

This is the best one yet! :D

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periodhumor Report

Ladam 2 years ago

The average amount of blood lost during a period is 30-40 millilitres (ml) (NHS). So at 35ml avg. times 480 thats 16.8L (4.4 gallons) of blood in a lifetime.

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katie thomas 2 years ago

This literally just made me laugh out loud!!!!

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Daria B 2 years ago

This should be the standard icon symbolizing menstruation.

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theawkwardterrier Report

Shana 2 years ago

And instead of understanding that there isn't any visitor coming, it all starts over again after that... :P

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LaceyNycole Report

rakuninaru 2 years ago

just... keep on singing

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misogynytears Report

Neurotic_Octopus 2 years ago

It's always a thin liquid too, like, I'm not pissing on it. Show me how this thing handles a big thick blood clot!

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kaitlinguini Report

Smoofy 2 years ago

If you just DON'T MOVE or speak, or breathe, or sit up, OR GOD FORBID, STAND, then you're all good! YAY

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Zori the degu 2 years ago

And most of them wear white pants! What idiots!

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Only fun fact on my tampon box is a warning about Toxic Shock Syndrome

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Tiari 2 years ago

I don't start crying, but I am incredibly thin-skinned and quickly pissed, and I always wonder "Who ist this bitchy woman?" and then I realize "Oh, tomorrow my period will come, everything is okay."

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Cynthia McDonald 2 years ago

just wait until perimenopause where you are actually on your period for 20 days and you start fainting from blood loss. ahhhh good times....

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Valentina 2 years ago

AND on holidays...

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TheGirICode Report

Kristaps Sungailis 2 years ago

I had one question - what happened to those pants?!?

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Daria B 2 years ago

Okay, but this one is serious. It is common knowledge that we women tend to ignore actual symptoms of a real disease because we assume wrong about where our blood comes from.

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feminismfox Report

Alyssa Kathryn 2 years ago

Half (at least) of my guy friends will gag, get faintish, or have to leave the room for blood, some of them can't even hear conversations or watch on tv.... Meanwhile all the girls are watching surgeons preform operations on tv while we eat & fix all the bloody injuries- bc the boys are busy cringing at the sight. So funny

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Sweep the Leg 2 years ago

If you think you can't smell it, just go into the girls' restroom in a middle school. The smell is pretty real.

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Jhoa 2 years ago

Baby Daily ... XD

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Danny Root 2 years ago

Him: "I'll come back in 5 days".

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Evgeniya Khon 2 years ago

Or go on a vacation

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banjaran 2 years ago

red wedding in my pants

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person (i think) 2 years ago

I like the term "shark week"

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Zori the degu 2 years ago

Or you just think its gone because there's not a single drop of blood for a whole day and you get the courage to have a walk outside without a pad and... bang! Your favorite underwear is destroyed! Hate periods! First wish if I encounter a genie: "Get me rid of this shit, I don't even want to have damned babies!"

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Neurotic_Octopus 2 years ago

OMG, RIGHT? X'D

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#29

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Diana Lazar 2 years ago

I always find tampons in all my purses.

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Nutmeg73 2 years ago

Omg yes!

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thesaladbar Report

Pat Hallquist 2 years ago

......AND you don't waste $$ on electric heat pad.

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Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

Who else besides me sang this out loud?

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Sherlock Holmes 2 years ago

I pretend I'm a Viking chieftain who's been wounded in battle.

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periodhumor Report

Andreea Florea 2 years ago

And not everyone with a penis is a man

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ardentlyaphotic Report

Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

This is true haha!

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Marie-Michèle Lacroix 2 years ago

Very subtle...

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Molly_Kats Report

Tuul Bayasgalan 2 years ago

hahahahahahahahaha

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Lara B. 2 years ago

Also me, when i try to stop smoking...:(

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periodhumor Report

Felicia Dale 2 years ago

cassbutt! <3

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

Glad I'm not the only one who asks those questions, to myself.

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LizHackett Report

Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago

This is so true

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

You know what's even worse? Having gastro, then getting your period at the same time. Can't bloody win! Things coming out of both ends (if you know what I mean). Had that happen once before.

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Shelley Piper 2 years ago

Seriously? Ah.....teacher is a man. Got it.

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comicparker Report

Danny Root 2 years ago

Is that a modern version of Nsync?

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Gven Amber 2 years ago

Well..I wonder what this sculptor has been diagnosed with..

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Marzo Florida 2 years ago

An elf XD

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Felicia Dale 2 years ago

This is NEVER bad advice.

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Neurotic_Octopus 2 years ago

True Story. I track my own, and last month I wrote "suspiciously easy". Sure enough, I spent the last few days wondering why I was exhausted and achy and crying because my chair broke :p

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Nini 1 year ago

Period with the flu.

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Laurel Galvin 2 years ago

Actually, stress can delay your period

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Justdoit 2 years ago

YES!!

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Noemi Rios 2 years ago

I died at the hair cut one.

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Katrė 2 years ago

Oo, ibuprofen in a Tic Tac box.. Good idea!

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antoaneta nita 2 years ago

hannibal, crime scene

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LizHackett Report

Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

I have P.M.S.; a shotgun; now what were you saying?

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

I couldn't agree more!

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Nelson Sturdivant 2 years ago

HAHA...Bieber. FItting

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#59

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Harley Quinn 2 years ago

Period pain preview of what to expect when its absent for 9 months

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Ari Maegan Rose 7 months ago

mood

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John L 2 years ago

Definitely bowl movement cramps. And it almost always happens when you're in public. ;D

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Mahmi 2 years ago

Lolol yes!

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Winter 2 years ago

Yeah, but only because it would be quite messy if he were to go and grab her by her pussy! I mean, he wouldn't want to get blood on his hands, would he!

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

mandy the capibara 2 years ago

for a moment I thought you were talking about fire breath from.. down there, and I thought: oh no, accidentally sneezing or laughing really would be a disaster then! * someone makes you laugh, you set your chair on fire..

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Willow Kai 2 years ago

Accurate

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Dorottya Hévizi 2 years ago

best mom ever

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Olivia 2 years ago

true

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Koko Sempai 2 years ago

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

That's me when I'm on one of my bipolar episodes as well

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BoredBunnies 2 years ago

Well, the blood would blend in.

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Isaac Kim 2 years ago

I don't understand, why do other women judge? They went/go through it too... O.o

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Merilyn Horton 2 years ago

Laughing so hard.

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Sarah Bevan 2 years ago

Day 8: Sees blood on underwear "Oh God I'm dying what the... wait... adult woman... this is normal. ahhhh"

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FabulousKilljoy 2 years ago

When your favorite bands turn into your most hated bodily function

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Noemi Rios 2 years ago

Or when its late so you assume it skipped.

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Olivia 2 years ago

true

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swimphan Report

John L 2 years ago

I wonder which is worse: having a period, or being a politician? :O