Periods are the probably the most annoying part of being a woman. They always start unexpectedly and they mess up your emotions while somehow managing to ruin the one pair of panties you really love.

At least there's a silver lining: half of the world gets to experience the same struggle each month, so we're all sisters in this matter. Bored Panda collected some of the funniest posts from Tumblr and Twitter where women share their period horror stories or general thoughts on why periods are truly the satan's sacrificial waterfalls. Be sure to upvote the ones you liked best and share your own stories!

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simonwang Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahahaha, nerd talk at its best!!!

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#2

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kaeandlucy Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
3 years ago

these are SOO FUNNY

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#3

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dory Report

Ladam
Community Member
3 years ago

Anyone else involuntarily read this in Dory's voice?

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#4

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legisaskerator Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
3 years ago

LMAO (;^ o ^;)

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#5

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

This is the best one yet! :D

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periodhumor Report

Ladam
Community Member
3 years ago

The average amount of blood lost during a period is 30-40 millilitres (ml) (NHS). So at 35ml avg. times 480 thats 16.8L (4.4 gallons) of blood in a lifetime.

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#7

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thisiswhymomworries Report

katie thomas
Community Member
3 years ago

This literally just made me laugh out loud!!!!

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periodhumor Report

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

This should be the standard icon symbolizing menstruation.

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#9

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theawkwardterrier Report

Shana
Community Member
3 years ago

And instead of understanding that there isn't any visitor coming, it all starts over again after that... :P

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#10

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LaceyNycole Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
3 years ago

just... keep on singing

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#11

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misogynytears Report

Neurotic_Octopus
Community Member
3 years ago

It's always a thin liquid too, like, I'm not pissing on it. Show me how this thing handles a big thick blood clot!

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#12

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kaitlinguini Report

Smoofy
Community Member
3 years ago

If you just DON'T MOVE or speak, or breathe, or sit up, OR GOD FORBID, STAND, then you're all good! YAY

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#13

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gothicprep Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

And most of them wear white pants! What idiots!

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#14

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stereolights Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Only fun fact on my tampon box is a warning about Toxic Shock Syndrome

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#15

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WhennBoys Report

Tiari
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't start crying, but I am incredibly thin-skinned and quickly pissed, and I always wonder "Who ist this bitchy woman?" and then I realize "Oh, tomorrow my period will come, everything is okay."

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thesunriseclub Report

Cynthia McDonald
Community Member
3 years ago

just wait until perimenopause where you are actually on your period for 20 days and you start fainting from blood loss. ahhhh good times....

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#17

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kellyoxford Report

Valentina
Community Member
3 years ago

AND on holidays...

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#18

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TheGirICode Report

Kristaps Sungailis
Community Member
3 years ago

I had one question - what happened to those pants?!?

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#19

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music-books-wanderlust Report

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Okay, but this one is serious. It is common knowledge that we women tend to ignore actual symptoms of a real disease because we assume wrong about where our blood comes from.

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feminismfox Report

Alyssa Kathryn
Community Member
3 years ago

Half (at least) of my guy friends will gag, get faintish, or have to leave the room for blood, some of them can't even hear conversations or watch on tv.... Meanwhile all the girls are watching surgeons preform operations on tv while we eat & fix all the bloody injuries- bc the boys are busy cringing at the sight. So funny

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periodhumor Report

Sweep the Leg
Community Member
3 years ago

If you think you can't smell it, just go into the girls' restroom in a middle school. The smell is pretty real.

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#22

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Jhoa
Community Member
3 years ago

Baby Daily ... XD

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#23

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charliethebee Report

Danny Root
Community Member
3 years ago

Him: "I'll come back in 5 days".

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#24

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sandyhonig Report

Evgeniya Khon
Community Member
3 years ago

Or go on a vacation

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#25

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yueliang Report

banjaran
Community Member
3 years ago

red wedding in my pants

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#26

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pianorocknroll Report

person (i think)
Community Member
3 years ago

I like the term "shark week"

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#27

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Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

Or you just think its gone because there's not a single drop of blood for a whole day and you get the courage to have a walk outside without a pad and... bang! Your favorite underwear is destroyed! Hate periods! First wish if I encounter a genie: "Get me rid of this shit, I don't even want to have damned babies!"

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#28

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gengaronlydanceswithlluvia Report

Neurotic_Octopus
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG, RIGHT? X'D

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#29

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rashaka Report

Diana Lazar
Community Member
3 years ago

I always find tampons in all my purses.

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#30

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lookatyourlife-choices Report

Nutmeg73
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg yes!

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#31

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thesaladbar Report

Pat Hallquist
Community Member
3 years ago

......AND you don't waste $$ on electric heat pad.

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#32

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felson Report

Bunnies are better!!
Community Member
3 years ago

Who else besides me sang this out loud?

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#33

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beauty-who-doesnt-need-a-beast Report

Sherlock Holmes
Community Member
3 years ago

I pretend I'm a Viking chieftain who's been wounded in battle.

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periodhumor Report

Andreea Florea
Community Member
3 years ago

And not everyone with a penis is a man

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#35

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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas Report

Viktė Džiaugytė
Community Member
3 years ago

:D

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#36

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ardentlyaphotic Report

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

This is true haha!

#37

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jonnovstheinternet Report

Marie-Michèle Lacroix
Community Member
3 years ago

Very subtle...

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#38

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Molly_Kats Report

Tuul Bayasgalan
Community Member
3 years ago

hahahahahahahahaha

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#39

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scrunchiees Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Also me, when i try to stop smoking...:(

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#40

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periodhumor Report

Felicia Dale
Community Member
3 years ago

cassbutt! <3

#41

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vittyyluvscookies Report

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

Glad I'm not the only one who asks those questions, to myself.

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#42

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LizHackett Report

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
3 years ago

This is so true

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#43

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tardis221b Report

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

You know what's even worse? Having gastro, then getting your period at the same time. Can't bloody win! Things coming out of both ends (if you know what I mean). Had that happen once before.

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#44

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catharsjis Report

Shelley Piper
Community Member
3 years ago

Seriously? Ah.....teacher is a man. Got it.

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#45

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comicparker Report

Danny Root
Community Member
3 years ago

Is that a modern version of Nsync?

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#46

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Gven Amber
Community Member
3 years ago

Well..I wonder what this sculptor has been diagnosed with..

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#47

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justanotherstrangemind Report

Marzo Florida
Community Member
3 years ago

An elf XD

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#48

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CarolineAnn27 Report

Felicia Dale
Community Member
3 years ago

This is NEVER bad advice.

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#49

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Period_Problem_ Report

Neurotic_Octopus
Community Member
3 years ago

True Story. I track my own, and last month I wrote "suspiciously easy". Sure enough, I spent the last few days wondering why I was exhausted and achy and crying because my chair broke :p

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#50

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GurlzKnowBetter Report

Nini
Community Member
2 years ago

Period with the flu.

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#51

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rosetampon Report

Laurel Galvin
Community Member
3 years ago

Actually, stress can delay your period

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#52

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periodhumor Report

Justdoit
Community Member
3 years ago

YES!!

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#53

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periodhumor Report

Noemi Rios
Community Member
3 years ago

I died at the hair cut one.

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Katrė
Community Member
3 years ago

Oo, ibuprofen in a Tic Tac box.. Good idea!

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#55

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3dimenstrual Report

antoaneta nita
Community Member
3 years ago

hannibal, crime scene

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#56

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LizHackett Report

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

I have P.M.S.; a shotgun; now what were you saying?

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#57

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grimeprincess Report

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

I couldn't agree more!

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#58

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jaureguisdesire Report

Nelson Sturdivant
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHA...Bieber. FItting

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#59

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shortchangedandbroke Report

Harley Quinn
Community Member
3 years ago

Period pain preview of what to expect when its absent for 9 months

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#60

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bananafitz Report

Ari Maegan Rose
Community Member
1 year ago

mood

#61

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irinagudronchik Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Definitely bowl movement cramps. And it almost always happens when you're in public. ;D

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#62

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spudsexuall Report

Mahmi
Community Member
3 years ago

Lolol yes!

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#63

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Winter
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, but only because it would be quite messy if he were to go and grab her by her pussy! I mean, he wouldn't want to get blood on his hands, would he!

#64

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

mandy the capibara
Community Member
3 years ago

for a moment I thought you were talking about fire breath from.. down there, and I thought: oh no, accidentally sneezing or laughing really would be a disaster then! * someone makes you laugh, you set your chair on fire..

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#65

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TheTumblrPosts Report

Willow Kai
Community Member
3 years ago

Accurate

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#66

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periodhumor Report

Dorottya Hévizi
Community Member
3 years ago

best mom ever

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#67

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crampsandhellfire Report

Olivia
Community Member
3 years ago

true

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periodhumor Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

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#69

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crampsandhellfire Report

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

That's me when I'm on one of my bipolar episodes as well

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Doomskander Report

BoredBunnies
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, the blood would blend in.

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#71

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jadenovak Report

Isaac Kim
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't understand, why do other women judge? They went/go through it too... O.o

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Merilyn Horton
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