50 Epic Burns Of 2024 That Turned Insults Into High Art

LOL

Take that bob manning 😆

This should be number one. Really funny and so accurate.

There is no enough aloe vera for this one.

Announcers? Like at a sporting event? Or a doctor giving a family a medical update on their family members who just underwent a serious medical procedure? Hmmm.

Rich people: Working for your money is something to be grateful for. Also Rich people when they have to work for their money: Can’t someone else do it?

Nailed it!

Most people don't "get" Outlook. I know for sure it can do thousands of things. Me? Inbox. Some folders. Sent and Drafts. Boom

Re-started. The OG Great Reset. Once in a while. Like a good clean up you know...

My pitbull would have had a party with that!

"you pinecone" 🤣 I'm stealing this one

Men and women cannot exist without each other. End of. And electricity has existed since the world was created, naturally. Our own bodies generate electrical impulses.

🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wait, so under the American health system someone can required treatment as a medical necessity and the insurance company can say 'we don't think you do' and refuse to pay for it??????

I will from hereon call people upper class crumpets. Or lower class crumpets, depending on how foul of a mood I am in.

Heath Lerr sounds very much like H1tler when you say it out loud....

"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!" -- Cecil Terwilliger.

.. of which there should be many many more in the US.

And alcohol

The bank of the creek near your house. Go bury your money in it.

Oh that's precious and I SO agree with this.

See, I hate people who go to someone else and expect them to go real cheap because it’s “easy work”. If you’re gonna ask other people to do your chores, you should expect to have to pay for it. It’s clearly not work you *want* to do, which is why you’re not doing it.

Yeah, Eddy's family tree is a trunk.

The kid's got a hobby that will develop their brain, rather than one that stands a good chance of giving them a traumatic brain injury. Sounds like a win to me.

I'm not sure how your teeth could be a narrow body of water connecting two larger bodies of water.

Soon to be 20, bodycount at 0 and I'm perfectly fine ! Don't let other people tell you that your worth is defined by your bodycount, high or low.

Honestly, I kinda want this.

I'm stealing that line

Ouch! That must hurt.

English was imported to Britain by the immigrants we now call "Anglo-Saxons" - when Britain was Britannia, its inhabitants spoke the ancestors of modern Welsh, Irish, and so on..The Romans left, law and order broke down, and a bunch of illegal immigrants came over from Europe and wrecked the place - honestly, I don't understand why the anti-EU types here in the UK aren't campaigning to get rid of English so we can return to a proper British language like Cymraeg (that's Welsh for Welsh). Some of what you've just read might have been written in jest. In any case, it's been the British Broadcasting Corporation since 1927.

Don't apply to be on any cookery shows.....

BURN!!!!!!!!!!

Just covering a -18 comment. Have a nice day, and enjoy yourself!

N the mustache

I'm probably about 3,5% neanderthal by the results in the extended family so I'm gonna appropriate the cave painting chique

What was the name of that from Men in Black? Edgar? Or ...?

Says right there on the box: "Do not leave in direct sunlight. Do not give to children under 36 months. May contain nuts. Not tested on animals. Please email us if you would like the vegan-friendly alternative."

Love this. Poor wife, though, being married to this guy.

This is painful . . . . .

And so does debt.

You're the kind to bring the piano closer to the stool. OR : You look like you'd know what markers taste like.

At least it was taken well and with good humour.

UK Weather Forecast: "Summer has been scheduled between 3:00PM and 4:00PM on Wednesday. Showers are expected to start on Tuesday and last through Thursday."

Can someone translate this into proper English for me?

My experience of various nerdy conferences is that the staff love them because the people tend to be polite, friendly and funny,

"Don't always believe prefixes" would make a great t-shirt !

Sure, that's the only time people grind their teeth...Mind you, it's a bit of a self-burn if this is made up

I feel bad for OP, looks like Marfan syndrome to me.

jfc imagine spending a night in the same house as a Rottweiler who just ate that many beans

sacré bleu!

Yeah, that pink bit is definitely WAY too long

The genuine leather bookmark. Her fault for spending hours on a sunbed.

Pretty fly for a Spaniard

As a medical transcriptionist, I can confirm real doctors can't spell or do grammar...it's true.

Yuck

My tropical lizard disagrees with that. He prefers his humidity

I f*****g love this

Nope, it's called Murican ....

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