Parents Never Lack Funny Tweets And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones They Shared In March
Interview With ExpertParenting is a rollercoaster and a whirlwind of a ride—fun and meaningful but also chaotic and ridiculously exhausting. Of course, it’s all worth the effort. However, something that helps parents around the world is knowing that no matter how bizarre or bad things get, others have probably been in their shoes at some point.
There’s nothing quite like having the entire internet as your support group, as many parents take to X (formerly Twitter) to share their best quips, stories, and insights. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest and most relatable parenting tweets from this March to share with you. Scroll down for a reminder of just how awesomely weird being a parent can be and for a distraction from the mess (you may) have at home.
Bored Panda wanted to find out how parents can support each other more and how to turn absolutely awful days around, so we got in touch with Samantha Scroggin, the founder of the witty Walking Outside in Slippers parenting blog. Scroll down for her thoughts.
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not really, pretty sure using a nuclear bomb to cook a burger is a tad more dangerous
We were curious to get Samantha's perspective on how parents can support each other, whether that's online or in person. We also asked her about the type of support that parents appreciate the most from each other.
"Parents supporting each other go a long way towards making the difficulties of parenting more bearable. We can be actively supportive of each other, in person and online. Let your friend know she's doing great and she's not alone. These comments really do make a difference," Samantha from Walking Outside in Slippers told Bored Panda via email.
"I believe we often worry that we are being judged by other parents. When really, we're all just concerned with the job we are doing," Samantha said.
"So we want to hear that we're not alone, especially when things get tough and we're not sure how we're doing."
Really! My daughter has started calling a group of people gathered, those humans over there. Kids say the darnedest things, it is hands down one of the best things about them. Kids are great.
Load More Replies...I inadvertently learned that a whiff of black pepper makes me sneeze violently, which relieves my congested sinuses.
Why not? My 3 year old is obsessed with world landmarks and she probably knows more than you do.
Load More Replies...It's inevitable that we'll have really bad days every once in a while when it feels like everything's falling apart at home. Bored Panda asked Samantha how parents might go about turning this around.
"When things are going off the rails at home, I suggest stepping away for a few minutes if you can. Even if that's locking yourself in the bathroom for five minutes," she told Bored Panda.
"And fresh air always helps. So if you can get the kids out on a walk, do it," she urged parents (and we heartily agree).
"I try to remind myself that hot mess days come with the territory. We are all juggling so much and doing the best we can. And we're all in this together."
One nice aspect of living alone is eating when I'm hungry rather than the time.
Having a good sense of humor, looking for the silver lining, and being grateful for what you have are powerful tools in your arsenal. And they’ll keep you going no matter the challenges you face at work or school, in your relationships, or in your family life.
Laughing when things get tough—your home is a mess, your kids are screaming, you forgot to do the groceries, and the dog needs to go for a walk—can be very powerful. You show that despite everything that’s going on, you’re resilient.
Of course, it’s natural to get upset when things don’t go your way. Everyone’s human, and it’s often hard to focus on the positives when you’re exhausted, burnt out, and wondering how all those Instagram moms and dads lead such ‘perfect’ lives.
They're not though; we just call them 'birds' now. Chicken nuggets are dinosaur nuggets, and the fastest animal on earth is a small flying dinosaur that preys on other flying dinosaurs. That's a very cool world to live in!
I don't think they ever do. I once knew three sisters who were friends of my grandparents. Even when they were I their 70s they bickered and fought.
The reality is that there’s no such thing as a ‘perfect’ parent. Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone loses their cool from time to time. Everyone has tiny meltdowns from time to time. And anyone who pretends that they don’t probably has a flawless social media image to protect.
Laughter isn’t just something enjoyable that human beings do: it boasts plenty of benefits for our physical health, mental state, and even social life. Verywell Mind explains that when we laugh often, it can increase our antibody-producing cells and enhance T-cell effectiveness, which means a stronger immune system.
What’s more, laughing more often leads to lower rates of cardiovascular disease, which is great for your heart. It can also potentially lead to a lower chance of developing metabolic syndrome, and by extension, diabetes, stroke, and heart disease. Overall, as your cardiovascular health increases due to laughing regularly, you end up being more fit and living longer.
I have been in that building many times. It was the Well Fargo building in Jacksonville Florida.
Free time means the mini dino is asleep. And that means I sleep, too
Laughter can also ease pain, reduce the chance of developing functional disabilities, and literally strengthen your core muscles. Though, of course, you shouldn’t neglect other forms of exercise just because your love of comedy gives your abs a regular workout.
The CDC recommends that adults get at least 150 minutes of moderate-intensity physical activity per week, as well as 2 days of muscle-strengthening activity per week.
I live near a primary school. I can always tell when it's break time because there is a background soundtrack of SCREAMING for 15 minutes.... I don't remember being a kid and screaming all thru playground time... Is it a 'modern' thing??
Taking care of your health and fitness isn’t just good for you, it’s great for your family, as you have more energy to spend time with them, you’re less tired all the time, and, as a bonus, you live longer. And, let’s face it, from a practical standpoint, you can do a lot more at home (and with a cheerier attitude) when you’re not exhausted.
Not only that, but you’re setting a good example for your children to follow. Namely, that getting lots of movement, eating nutritious food, sleeping well, drinking plenty of water, and generally spending time on your physical and mental health first is something that should be a priority.
Verywell Mind also notes that laughter lowers your stress levels, improves depression symptoms by altering the levels of neurotransmitters in your body, and serves as a distraction when something bothers you.
Laughter can also change your perspective on the difficult things you’ve experienced, reframing things as far less severe than they may have been. This, in turn, is good for your mental health.
Once I was forced to hold off a pack of feral teens. Luckily that day I was dual-wielding a peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk.
Moreover, laughter is a wonderful way to connect with others and deepen your relationships over shared jokes. And it’s this social aspect of comedy, as well as spending quality time with your spouse, kids, family, and friends, that might—arguably—be the most important thing to focus on in life.
According to an 80-year study on human happiness at Harvard, it’s your close relationships and social connections that are the most crucial to your wellbeing. Forbes explains that these relationships are the key to your health and happiness, more so than anything else that you do.
I send them to the park and curl up on the sofa with my book and a cup of coffee! If it's rainy, we have a "quiet time" rule between 1.30pm and 3pm. They can play upstairs together but only if they are fairly quiet and they are both having fun. Last time, they devised an acrobatics show set by the light of the "moon" made out of a circle of yellow tissue paper with a nightlight behind. 7YO daughter managed to wrangle her 3YO brother into my sparkly old ballet tutu while she was a bird with a cape. We all loved it!
“People with more robust social connections showed lower rates of diabetes, arthritis, cognitive decline, and other chronic conditions. The researchers hypothesize that close relationships act as ‘stress regulators’—they help our bodies calm down and return to equilibrium after being revved up by challenging events.”
School e mail and Whatsapp messages should be forbidden... DON'T those people have anything else to do??? D.amn
When we were kids, if we asked our parents how to spell something, we were told to look it up in the dictionary. Um...how?
However, positive relationships take a lot of sustained effort to develop. They’re cultivated, they don’t ‘just happen.’ You have to be very proactive and intentional with them.
So, instead of just posting things online, you also have to make plans with your family and friends, join communities and social groups, and try to reach out to people.
Have you explained that you can't give yourself a nickname, it has to be given to you?
What has your own parenting journey been like, dear Pandas? What advice would you give new parents to help them deal with all the ups and downs of raising kids? What do you personally find the most difficult when it comes to being a parent?
Are you part of any social media parenting groups, or do you have a support group you meet with in person? If you have a spare moment, share your hard-won wisdom in the comments below.
We had a class called 'drivers ed' in high school. You had to pass the written test and driving test before going to Dept of Motor Vehicles to get your license.
No matter how much cleaning and tidying I do, my house at best resembles a junk shop, and at worst looks like a tornado has just gone through it.
When my 2YO had to go to hospital, he mainly focussed on the fact he got to go in an ambulance.
Kid might be on to something here. Replace the water with milk when making the coffee and save a step
We are a family of 5, getting ready to move from Virginia to North Dakota. 1500 miles, driving, with 3 kids and a dog. We leave in a week...I might not survive.
I don't know what pickleball is, I have heard of it frequently but I daren't look it up because I think it'll ruin my idea of what it *should* be!
Fun fact: Buttload is an actual measurement. One barrel size was called a butt.
Ditto for soccer where I live. As a bonus at our school's ground, it gets super foggy on winter mornings. Half the time I was stood there out in the freezing cold barely able to see my kid once they were down the other end of the field
I tried to do a roly poly on the bed to try and get my 2YO to like me. My neck is only just back to normal now, 18 months later. I definitely overestimated my abilities there.
Yeah, all kids think their parents walked with dinosaurs and they're only in the present through the magic of time travel.
