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It’s that time of the month again and we’re about to jump into the miscellaneous world of witty kids and their parents who are no strangers to Twitter. Yep, you guessed it right—it’s parenting tweets of the month, everyone!

We all know what a gift being a parent truly is, but that doesn’t mean it always goes smooth like butter. You see, sometimes kids annoy you, other times they pretend to be big bosses and smartasses, on some occasions they put you into uncomfy situations, and the rest, they put genuine smiles on people’s faces.

This is the time when innocent wisdom and genuine curiosity meets the big world which is about to be uncovered, so you as a parent surely hear a lot of great observations coming from it!

And if you’re in the mood for some more joke tweets made by parents (told by kids), they wait in our previous posts from May, April, and March.

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HenpeckedHal Report

crazy_cat_notAlady
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"luggage hasn't stopped laughing" hehe. The cutest thing I have read in a while.

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    IDontSpeakWhine Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! This is my life! We could start a parent support group.

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    #4

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    HelenAshby72 Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for me when my son was diagnosed with autism. There are times that were difficult, but more often than not, I was amazed at his unique way of thinking and I had a blast raising that kid.

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    mommajessiec Report

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you thought she was gonna narrate the Hobbit book but instead she narrated the Hobbit movies.

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    #7

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Sally Prosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact. And whenever someone compliments said dress, one must announce "It has pockets!"

    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When My sister was little she wore shorts with pockets and scream “COOL POCKEETTTTSSSS!!” it was so funny

    jaysko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid's going places. It wasn't until I was like twenty when I had this epiphany.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys will never understand what a mindblowing experience it is to find a dress with pockets!

    Aay (they/them)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dresses with pockets are amazing. We all love a dress with a good pocket. You must be a dude. Lol

    Pernille Dyre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any woman would say the same!!! We wan't pockets in our clothes....

    Lynne Stankard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how ladies feel, when they discover their new skirt/dress has pockets - Yippeeeeee!!

    Adelaide
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That James Break well has an amazing kid(s)

    Marlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YASSSSSS IT HAS POCKETSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

    Sunflowercray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, 9 years old huh? She gets it!

    Lj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Unless it's so long it makes you trip.

    Mumchkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has disappointment in her future, when she discovers, that's not the norm.

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    #10

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    MumInBits Report

    Justin G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s what you need to do. Step 1: Leave the country.

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    #11

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    JennyPentland Report

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom told me that while I paid for my own medical coverage, I could do any damned silly thing I wanted.

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    #13

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    Chhapiness Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That really hurts!!! The struggle is real! 😂😂😂

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    #14

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    snarkymomtobe Report

    #16

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    sweetmomissa Report

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    #17

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    JessicaValenti Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I swear, Dad, we had no idea the bowling ball would do this to your computer!"

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    #18

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    ElieNYC Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's something that never gets used up yet often received as a gift. We've accumulated dozen (and never used any). ... but that doesn't really shorten the list of things it could be, really?

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    #19

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    mommajessiec Report

    Ross Warren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how my daughter got a five mile piggyback ride.

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    #20

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's not wrong I guess, lol.

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    #21

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    MrTomRad Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter’s best friend is non-binary. Hilarity ensued when I was trying to figure out how many kids I was giving a lift to.

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    #22

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    Chhapiness Report

    Elizabeth Stewart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell in love with Goofy when I was three. In my 30s now and he is still my favorite.

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    #23

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    HenpeckedHal Report

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop the car. "Let me know when you're ready to behave." Get out, lean against the car and play with your phone while your children's fighting is muffled inside the car. When they get bored, drive them home. If it's raining, stop at a cafe, and sit where you can see the car. "One of you can come get me when you all agree you're done fighting."

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    #25

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    ksujulie Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma played the long game....and won

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    #26

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    Dad_At_Law Report

    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a world run by kids would probably make more sense than this one.

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    #27

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to teach a graduate student how to microwave a hot dog, so honestly, this is a promising sign.

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    #28

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    Lottie_Poppie Report

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    #29

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    MumInBits Report

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's got the bedside manner and pricing correct

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    #30

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    Lollardfish Report

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog does this, growls at something outside at 4am.when I go see, nothing there, when I turn around dog is snoring in my warm bit...

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    #31

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    VisionBored1 Report

    Pepper DeVoe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who say kids shouldn't have devices, probably aren't parents

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    #32

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    SnarkyMommy78 Report

    Gracie Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man!! I feel this one deep! Talk about instant anxiety attack.

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    #34

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    LizerReal Report

    #35

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    Dad_At_Law Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They did manage to pick up a dozen Legos between them, so I'm considering it."

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    #36

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    simoncholland Report

    Nik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter can hear a piece of chocolate breaking through 3 walls and 2 flights of stairs!! And yet when standing right in front of me can’t hear ‘please empty the dishwasher’ 🤣

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    #37

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    ddsmidt Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted go rollerblading once. I was about 5 and so my mom had to dress me up in all protection stuff. Took her about 2.5 hrs. Once finished little me said: I don't wanna go... SHE WENT REEEEAAALYY SILENT AFTER THAT!!!! (She yelled the f**k out of me...)

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    #38

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    TheRealPalMal Report

    #39

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    Daisyldoo Report

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice to see he has his priorities straight

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    #40

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not get this stuff on a hard floor, it makes it like an ice rink.

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    #41

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    RodLacroix Report

    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like what my mom will do if me and my brother are left alone at home. But, she wont check whether the house is on fire.. she would check whether the house is still not fallen down.

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    #42

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    Dad_At_Law Report

    #43

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's child was using 'too wet' instead of too cold or too hot - so this 3 year old may well mean the temperature was wrong.

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    #44

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    pro_worrier_ Report

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    #45

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    mommajessiec Report

    Desiree McKinnon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just means it's time to start finding them something to clean...

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    #46

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    reallifemommy3 Report

    #47

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    Chhapiness Report

    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true! I hate it when hubby is off work for longer than a weekend, he messes all the routines up.

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    #48

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    michimama75 Report

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    #49

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    yesitshanna Report

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    #50

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    espiers Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later in his life he will be GREAT FUN at movie evenings! 😂😂😂

    #51

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    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people don’t understand sarcasm.

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    #53

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    thearibradford Report

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    #55

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    mom_tho Report

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    #57

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    LizerReal Report

    Ragnhild Nilsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my grandmother being 29. And I found that strange since it was my father's 30th birthday. If she'd said she was 39 I wouldn't have batted an eyelid.

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    #58

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    robrousseau Report

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're actually more terrifying without costumes.

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    #59

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    mommymemejeans Report

    #60

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    Mamaoutoforder Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To end up making gray instead of rainbow. I may be 60 years old, but I remember it well.

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    #61

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    ThisOneSayz Report

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    #62

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    LizerReal Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to be from 'running' though. As if the other deer aren't.

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    #63

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    whatsJo Report

    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally laughed more than i should have, concerning all my family members!

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    #64

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    RodLacroix Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a four-piece from McDonald's and tell him/her it's steak. Kid'll be happy, and there will be more steak for you!

    #65

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    reallifemommy3 Report

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    #66

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    Dad_At_Law Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a picture some years ago of some parent in room 1, taking a picture of room 3, through room 2 with a table tennis table in it, with the kids playing Wii table tennis in room 3. I consider this picture to be the epitome of Generation Smartphone.

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    #67

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    MBikard Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is going places. Apparently math classes, for example.

    #68

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    Dad_At_Law Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other shoe is lying in the middle of some road somewhere. I mean, that’s just GOT to be the explanation, since they’re usually children’s shoes.

    #69

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    mom_tho Report

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    #70

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    mommeh_dearest Report

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    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    dexbonus Report

    #73

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    chelseaperetti Report

    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    June 1st is Children's day. One year it was also Father's day. We had so much fun!

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    #74

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    LizerReal Report

    Marny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kid sounds like she's already perfect!

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    #75

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    notmythirdrodeo Report

    #76

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    RodLacroix Report

    #77

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    Steph_I_Will Report

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    #78

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    saltymamas Report

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    #79

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    VisionBored1 Report

    Desiree McKinnon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Fell' on the floor? Don't you mean the pasta he 'threw' on the floor

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    #80

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    deloisivete Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add one of those little plaques that they have in galleries

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    #81

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    Mamaoutoforder Report

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the "Play-Doh Assault" incident that happened in 8th grade.

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    #82

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    LoveNLunchmeat Report

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    #84

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    thearibradford Report

    #85

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    pro_worrier_ Report

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, she has a reason to be professionally worried.

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    #86

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    dadmann_walking Report

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised the realtor doesn't turn them on when they arrive and off when they leave.

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    #87

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    Truthsp73957317 Report

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this belongs here. This isn't something funny or cute that his kid did. His kid is injured and in ICU.

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    #89

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    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also Tractor Supply and Harbor Freight. Don't even need to be a parent.

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    #90

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    colleen_eileen Report

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not knowing the difference between DC & Marvel may become detrimental for you once your child gets older.

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    #91

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    SladeWentworth Report

    les
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not bad if they're 3, and if they're over 70 they'll probably end up president

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    #92

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    toomanycommas3 Report

    #93

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    LizerReal Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok. A co-worker said she's no longer surprised about what comes out of her mouth after she told her 5 year old, loud enough for the neighbors to hear, "Stop licking the driveway!!!"

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    #94

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, I searched for your kid. Help me. Like i searched for the kid in the picture, and a split second later, I am like....'Oh...OH'

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    #96

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    IDontSpeakWhine Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you haven't since Twitter started. Your point?

    #97

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    annmarie_hooker Report

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few of them are somewhat yellowish, but still.

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    #98

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-Jokes-June

    threetimedaddy Report

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