It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)
It’s that time of the month again and we’re about to jump into the miscellaneous world of witty kids and their parents who are no strangers to Twitter. Yep, you guessed it right—it’s parenting tweets of the month, everyone!
We all know what a gift being a parent truly is, but that doesn’t mean it always goes smooth like butter. You see, sometimes kids annoy you, other times they pretend to be big bosses and smartasses, on some occasions they put you into uncomfy situations, and the rest, they put genuine smiles on people’s faces.
This is the time when innocent wisdom and genuine curiosity meets the big world which is about to be uncovered, so you as a parent surely hear a lot of great observations coming from it!
And if you’re in the mood for some more joke tweets made by parents (told by kids), they wait in our previous posts from May, April, and March.
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"luggage hasn't stopped laughing" hehe. The cutest thing I have read in a while.
People complained about this a lot, saying he'd endanger his son and he replied "I'm not endangering my son, I'm endangering my daughter " and that killed me.
Maybe, just maybe, he took the pic before he buckled it up? Or after coming back home, unbuckling, but before unloading? Was that mentioned anywhere? If not, then we don't know. But it's def a cute story!
My kids rarely complain they a bored. I have told them that if they whinge they're bored then I will give them something to do, which always revolves around cleaning lol.
Seriously though, don't do that, don't make them feel like their interests don't matter. Fir me that was the point I knew I'd stop sharing altogether. Show interest.
Who else is 30 and still plays Minecraft? Please tell me I'm not the only one! :P
Not quite the right part, but she can find that out later.
Load More Replies...I find it hysterical that the little boy didn't know what tampons are but knew what the vagina is.
Same for me when my son was diagnosed with autism. There are times that were difficult, but more often than not, I was amazed at his unique way of thinking and I had a blast raising that kid.
2 of my kids have autism. My other child and i have Aspergers. So i know how ignorant people can hurt you for no reason. And i will say this, my life with my kids certainly isn't boring.
I am 100% a better person because of my special needs child. It's not easy but I wouldn't change it for the world.
Million times up... ⬆️ - you and your son are lucky to have eachother ❤
I don’t think it’s meant to be funny, these are called the best parenting tweets and I like this one very much.
Load More Replies...I'm glad the baby was born to a parent that knew what was important and didn't cave to attempts to shame you as a teen mom. There are tons of parents that can learn from that. Good for you. Your baby is a blessing and you are a blessing to your baby.
She's glorifying her son, not everyone. She didn't say anything about all downs people did she. You sound like a big fat stinking troll and I don't know why I'm even bothering. Collecting downvoted is a sh1tty hobby for sh1tty people
Load More Replies...So you thought she was gonna narrate the Hobbit book but instead she narrated the Hobbit movies.
My son does this. I’m torn between being a good supportive parent and feigning interest about minecraft for hours on end and saving myself.
Sounds like my younger child telling anyone who would listen about her latest dream.
In a resturant with my son, he was 3yr old at the time, and he started looking for his fork and knife, So imagine a 3yr old going around a resturant asking "where's my f**k n'knife"
My daughter used to pronounce lasagna in the same way. I almost choked to death when she asked her Granny (my mother in law), at the dinner table if she put carrots in her lasagna.
Fact. And whenever someone compliments said dress, one must announce "It has pockets!"
When My sister was little she wore shorts with pockets and scream “COOL POCKEETTTTSSSS!!” it was so funny
Guys will never understand what a mindblowing experience it is to find a dress with pockets!
Dresses with pockets are amazing. We all love a dress with a good pocket. You must be a dude. Lol
That's how ladies feel, when they discover their new skirt/dress has pockets - Yippeeeeee!!
Oh that’s precious. I feel that kid. People are big and scary
My mother made me read all the classics as a kid. Jane Eyre, all the Jane Austen's, Little women. I thought reading them would make me a nerd, but If I hadn't found my love for books as a child i doubt i ever would have.
Negotiate which country you're allowed to rule once she's taken over the world. Did that with my niece and right now you're communicating with the future high empress of Belgium.
My mom told me that while I paid for my own medical coverage, I could do any damned silly thing I wanted.
My daughter used to call every man in a flight suit 'daddy' . It was hilarious seeing the men panic
I didn't know it was possible to terrify men especially being so young
Load More Replies...I had a neighbour whose kid used to call every man "papa" and every woman "mama". So I was his mama and so was my mama.
Ope- your toddler be sniffing out cheaters in a target
No, not true. We don't know their situation. And a random child saying that is not going to make someone mad. The husband freaking out like that so over the top at an innocent child's imagination showed he had something to hide.
Load More Replies...Mine cried last night as I wouldn't let her put her unicorn horn from her toy into her ear.
Hey man, I was having a rough day and that marshmallow didn’t make it any better
Well done, Keith Miller. Like Father, like Daughter. You are both stars. 🌟🌟
She sounds like Sue Heck from the programme The Middle. A positive kid is a great thing.
"I swear, Dad, we had no idea the bowling ball would do this to your computer!"
"I swear dad, It was Tyler." "Stop snitching Kylie!"
Load More Replies...Companies don't kid test their stuff enough. Dave Grohl once said that the band members kids destroy a green room much faster and thoroughly than any musician he's ever known. And he knew Lemmy.
My brother broke his first computer at the tender age of one by sticking things into the disc drive.
Ouch....as if it wasn't enough that my cat uses my laptop as her personal heater.
When my son was about 10, he was walking through the living room to put his dishes and utensils in the kitchen. He tripped and the fork hit the tv screen, damaging it and we had to get a new TV. (We, the parents, weren't home at the time) What I find out EIGHT YEARS LATER is that he actually shot an airsoft gun at the TV to see what would happen. It made a cool, rainbow, ripping effect! But no damage. He said, as he was relaying this story, "I KNEW I shouldn't shoot it again but it looked so cool...so I shot it again." and that's when the damage happened. (Looking back, I know now that I should have been immediately suspicious when he said he was taking his dishes to the kitchen...)
Oof... We don't have a lot of money, if I did that, ya girl would not be here today
It's something that never gets used up yet often received as a gift. We've accumulated dozen (and never used any). ... but that doesn't really shorten the list of things it could be, really?
Well, technically everything can be a coaster if it's used as a coaster
True story: My husband never used a coaster until he married me. Had no idea that was what those "things" were for.
fair point. me (30-yo): I might not know what actually is a coaster and where I can find one in the house. PS - I use random scraps of paper like old grocery lists to set my coffee mug down
When I was little my dad carried me down into Carlsbad Caverns on his back and when we got to the bottom I asked him if we could sit on the benches for a while because I was tired. He passed away when I was 42 and it was on of his favorite stories to remind me of whenever I said I was tired. I really miss him but it is a great memory.
Load More Replies...That's my sister. She makes me carry her. I. AM. TEN. If I had a choice, I wouldn't have a sister
That's very advanced blame-ology for an 11 year old. I see a brilliant debater in the making. ☺
That was basically my reaction when a teacher would ask me to clean up a mess a classmate made (in high school when I finally got past my 'do as all adults tell you' phase), except in response to them saying they clean up messes all the time or it's a nice thing to do, I'd say, I didn't ask to be here, I don't want to be here and I'm being forced legally to be here so either get them to clean up their own mess or do it yourself. I have no idea why I was always asked to clean up other peoples messes?? Clean up after your own dirty ass.
You mean phase. A faze is something a member of X-Men does.
Load More Replies...Second niece said that once. She spent the rest of the month cleaning everything in her house, then her mother (my baby sister) brought her to my place to clean. Whatever show or person taught her that joke was forever branded as evil in her life, and she’s never spoken those words again. The hardest part was making a mess for her to clean. My wife and I are very organized people who just naturally clean as we go.
My daughter’s best friend is non-binary. Hilarity ensued when I was trying to figure out how many kids I was giving a lift to.
Lol that’s funny. I have a couple friends who are non-binary (I have not discussed my own pronouns with my parents) and I must always be sure to over-specify that I’m talking about a single person when I refer to them
Load More Replies...This reminds me of I AM THREE DOGS IN A TRENCH COAT AND YOU WILL ADRESS ME AS SUCH!
Omfg, that is literally my favourite audio XD
Load More Replies...huh. that's not bad advice actually. makes it much easier to use they/them pronouns. I'm planning on trying this.
I really wish they'd just come up with an entirely new pronoun; I'd adopt it happily. The Them/they stuff is confusing and annoying and does not translate to other languages. It is still ONE person, regardles of their gender. As long as someone is no psycophrenic, I see no snese in talking to them in a plural.
Or just switch to what we do in Finnish; everybody is hän.
Load More Replies...This is true. Kids are bees that sting you until you cry and face horrible consequences
I fell in love with Goofy when I was three. In my 30s now and he is still my favorite.
For me it was Eeyore, age 5 or 6, and I just always wanted to give him a hug and cheer him up. Who am I kidding? I still want to and I'm 46.
Load More Replies...I've learned all the character names of at least 8 different shows now and I'm at my limit. I know what the red Ninjago Ninja's parents did for work but I don't remember my phone number anymore.
Please adopt me! My favourite for life (at least the recent 22 years) is Simba. Than comes Timon, than Pumbaa... (Just buy everything LION KING related) 🦁😂
I agree. My daughter switched from Frozen to Tangled and back so many times to count.
Stop the car. "Let me know when you're ready to behave." Get out, lean against the car and play with your phone while your children's fighting is muffled inside the car. When they get bored, drive them home. If it's raining, stop at a cafe, and sit where you can see the car. "One of you can come get me when you all agree you're done fighting."
I’m the youngest of five kids, and the only girl, plus I’m 60 now, so was a child in the 1960s. I clearly remember long car trips with the family. My mother didn’t get to face forward in the passenger seat for more than a few minutes before having to turn around and deal with yet another drama, and my father had to steer one-handed most of the time because his other arm was slung over the back of the driver seat, randomly swatting at children. Yeah, good times in the “good old days”, lol.
My dad did that when he was taking us home and I said " you can't do that, by order of court, you are supposed to take us home on the date due, if you keep this up, I would never see you again, come to think of it, turn the car around
The exact date of father's day in the US changes every year, so it's not like the daughter was born on christmas. It just so happened that the daughter's birthday in 2021 happened to fall on father's day
Load More Replies...People help their kids do their work, and this lady's kid got long division as her work.
Load More Replies..."New Math" -- as they call it, makes you question your ability to add 1 + 1. Why they have to reinvent math?
Because the new methods of teaching math are more inclusive and help a wider range of children achieve understanding of the principles involved and achieve greater competency in the subject. Change is not always bad.
Load More Replies...a world run by kids would probably make more sense than this one.
I'd like to know that as well. That person's got some 'splaining to do.
I had to teach a graduate student how to microwave a hot dog, so honestly, this is a promising sign.
If they were an international student it could be they simply either don't have microwaves at home or cook hotdogs differently
Load More Replies...When I was a kid, I liked crossing my eyes. Once I decided to see how far I could cross them. I stretched the ligaments so much that any movement of my eyes would result in sharp, stabbing pain. You ever try to go an entire day without moving your eyes?
I snuck roly polys and grasshoppers in my toy kitchen when I was little
Load More Replies...From THE START, I told kiddo they carried what they brought. A couple of long hikes later, they brought a whole lot less!
You can just say no. They won't die. I have two adults and 100s of former students to prove it.
You just say no, it's not that difficult. You say no enough times and they'll learn to not throw a fit when you do say it. If my mom said no, I KNEW there was no way I was going to win and I had better NOT throw a hissy fit about it - no crying, no whining, no stomping my feet, no crossing my arms and giving a death glare.
My mother said no, but she also explained to me every time why is no.Actually she talked to me like you are talking to a grown human beeing : without yelling or beeing nervous, with respect and understanding.I am proud of her because she made me the person i am now, at 51 yo.
Load More Replies...In the 90s I tasked my mum with keeping my tamagotchi alive while I was at school camp for the week. She says it way a very stressful week, as a parent myself now I can imagine 😂
My sister got me in trouble and lied to my dad so I yelled " SEE THAT? THATS THE FACE OF AN APPALLED FATHER! BECAUSE YOU APPALLED HIM! BECAUSE YOU, ARE, APPALLING" and then stormed off
My dog does this, growls at something outside at 4am.when I go see, nothing there, when I turn around dog is snoring in my warm bit...
Same and oh boy is he grumpy if I try moving him!
Load More Replies...That kid's going places. Mainly your side of the bed for now, but places.
I think Martha Meyer was commenting on the post by Henpecked Hal regarding him threatening to turn the car around if the kids didn't stop and the kids cheered as the family had just left the park. I was confused too until I read a bit further :-)
They used to say the something similar about kids watching TV.
Load More Replies...How many times I've stopped myself from taking away screentime, when i realize it would be more of a punishment for me.
OMG! I work from home and babysit my niece’s kids and she used to do this until I put a stop to it… punish them by taking their devices for the day… then she would trot off to her office and I was left with three bored, angry children whilst trying to get my own job done!
I don't know what I'd do if I have an extroverted kid...I'd probably panic and she'd/he'd be making the play dates with the other parent.
Mine has suddenly gotten into having play dates 😱 luckily only with one kid do far but he's planning others. I'm so glad to know I'm not alone in feeling anxiety about having to liaise with parents I don't know!
Load More Replies...I feel this with my younger cousin! We're only about 7 years apart, but I'm an adult so you'd assume I'd be the one talking to the people at the counter, but she's so much more extroverted than me. She usually offers to talk to them instead when I start to panic about it :') <3
And a 21 cm long blue tongue that it uses to clean its ears
Load More Replies...After a year of "religious studies" my 6yo niece is afraid of Jesus because he's a ghost zombie.
I worry about when they learn about oral sex. Will they fear pregnancy?
"They did manage to pick up a dozen Legos between them, so I'm considering it."
You need a full week of not stepping on them before you consider anything
Load More Replies...But props for giving the kids their 'say' in making the plan. I call this document our summer 'RULES OF ENGAGEMENT'. I'm going to laminate that bad boy....
Sub popcorn and I can relate. "I'm just going to take a handful of popcorn to bed okay?" . "?Okay?"
I wanted go rollerblading once. I was about 5 and so my mom had to dress me up in all protection stuff. Took her about 2.5 hrs. Once finished little me said: I don't wanna go... SHE WENT REEEEAAALYY SILENT AFTER THAT!!!! (She yelled the f**k out of me...)
My daughter did similar. She had done a 6 month trial of BMX racing and we asked her if she was interested in doing it the following year. We asked a few times and even mentioned that we will buy her all new gear. She was adamant that she wanted to do it so we bought her the necessary top and pants, helmet, gloves, goggles and paid for a 12 month membership to the BMX club. Everything almost cost us $500. She did 2 races and then decided to quit.
Consider yourself lucky. It's not a sport - it's a lifestyle. I didn't see my best friend for 10 years when her son started Little League.
That's expensive for first year. You can definitely get all of that stuff wayyyyy cheaper. This is also why I told my kids that any commitment they made would last the season. Others are depending on you.
YDI for buying expensive equipment for a 1st timer. $25 for a mitt and use a team bat. Cleats shouldnt be 100 either for a little kid. Nor should the uniform cost 120. Should be imcluded in league fee.
In our league the jersey is but not the pants. I was a little shocked at the cost of the pants. Hijacked a pair from his older cousin
Load More Replies...No no no, it's not priceless, it's five hundred and ..... it's six hundred and? .... it's more than 100$ :D
I guess making sure they're not going on any sketchy sites or anything unknowingly? Depends on their age I guess. Not fair to check a teen's search history cause... privacy. But for example my uncle tracks everything his girls do on their devices (and luckily so... they used to use tik tok but accidently landed on a bad side of it. Had he not been tracking what they were watching, they could have seen some bad stuff...)
Load More Replies...They’re still not. He put petting the cat every day at #2.
Load More Replies...Do not get this stuff on a hard floor, it makes it like an ice rink.
Completely unrelated, I have a recipe for Magic sand; 5 parts sand, 3 parts cornstarch, and 1 part cooking oil. Instant ice rink on your floor. ;)
Load More Replies...Seems like what my mom will do if me and my brother are left alone at home. But, she wont check whether the house is on fire.. she would check whether the house is still not fallen down.
My friend's child was using 'too wet' instead of too cold or too hot - so this 3 year old may well mean the temperature was wrong.
The temperature of juice? No, the kid meant “too wet”. It was a tantrum. It wasn’t meant to make sense.
Load More Replies...That just means it's time to start finding them something to clean...
When I was a child, a thousand years ago if you said you were bored, Mom would find something for you to do. So you never said you were bored or face the consequences.
Load More Replies...This is so true! I hate it when hubby is off work for longer than a weekend, he messes all the routines up.
Same here. I get more chores done when he’s out of the house, so if he’s off work I encourage him to mow the grass or otherwise putter around the garage or yard, while I finish up what I need to get done inside the house, and do it my way (which works)—-without interruptions, distractions, or “suggestions for how to do it better”.
Load More Replies...Wait until they find out that blueberries don't actually taste blue...
I remember my grandmother being 29. And I found that strange since it was my father's 30th birthday. If she'd said she was 39 I wouldn't have batted an eyelid.
She was being like Jack Benny—-he was “39 and holding” for years. (Oh, ffs, look him up.)
Load More Replies...To end up making gray instead of rainbow. I may be 60 years old, but I remember it well.
It seems to be from 'running' though. As if the other deer aren't.
The old Norse was Hreinn, which means horns or horned. Hreindýri means horned animal. Dýr, modern Norwegian Dyr, is the same words as English Deer, and means animal. Renne is Medieval Low German, and means to run, but the word Reindeer, Reinsdyr, is much older.
Load More Replies...I literally laughed more than i should have, concerning all my family members!
Get a four-piece from McDonald's and tell him/her it's steak. Kid'll be happy, and there will be more steak for you!
I've seen a picture some years ago of some parent in room 1, taking a picture of room 3, through room 2 with a table tennis table in it, with the kids playing Wii table tennis in room 3. I consider this picture to be the epitome of Generation Smartphone.
iGen. Centennials. Post-millenials. Zoomers. GEN Z.
Load More Replies...Possibly; I see mobile games for almost every type of game out there. There's probably a virtual rock-skipping game somewhere.
The other shoe is lying in the middle of some road somewhere. I mean, that’s just GOT to be the explanation, since they’re usually children’s shoes.
What do you think we keep our nails longer for? Dig ‘em out and tell him to get his ass out of bed and go make breakfast for HIS children. NOW! The roll over and go back to sleep.
Load More Replies...To be fair, the fluoride treatment doesn't usually taste that bad. Probably wouldn't want it as a cake flavor, but it's at least tolerable... presumably, that's the idea.
June 1st is Children's day. One year it was also Father's day. We had so much fun!
Really?It was November 14th for us.Children's Day.
Load More Replies...'Fell' on the floor? Don't you mean the pasta he 'threw' on the floor
Get a dog and leave them to it , survival of the fittest. A 5 sec dog will give you a 4 sec kid ;o)
This reminds me of the "Play-Doh Assault" incident that happened in 8th grade.
This is seriously lacking some key information, Tobias.
Load More Replies...Nope. Your commission includes getting there early enough to turn lights on, and turning them off again.
I don't think this belongs here. This isn't something funny or cute that his kid did. His kid is injured and in ICU.
Honestly, I think we need more context. This could be a 'my kid is injured' tweet but it could also be a really sarcastic 'my kid is ignoring me in favor of some electronic' tweet.
Load More Replies...Also Tractor Supply and Harbor Freight. Don't even need to be a parent.
Not knowing the difference between DC & Marvel may become detrimental for you once your child gets older.
Don’t worry. If the kids stay interested in it, she’ll hear about it so much, she won’t be able to help but learn all there is to know about it. By sheer osmosis.
Load More Replies...Disney has a 'thing' called "The Bite-Sized Adventures of Sam Sandwich" Does that count?
That's ok. A co-worker said she's no longer surprised about what comes out of her mouth after she told her 5 year old, loud enough for the neighbors to hear, "Stop licking the driveway!!!"
God, I searched for your kid. Help me. Like i searched for the kid in the picture, and a split second later, I am like....'Oh...OH'
Well I guess it was 3 weeks ago but I didn't see until now so
Load More Replies...When your 8 year old daughter asks to play the "Banana Fanna" game in the car and starts with Kentucky. Her s**t eating grin filled up the entire rear view mirror
You have my sympathy. My 8-yr-old godson figured that out last week. Sent it as an audio file to everyone his parents' contact lists. Last I knew, he was grounded for a week by his mother and getting ice cream from his father...
Load More Replies...Honestly they're cute though. And all kids are not the same and they're not saying same things. As someone who worked in a daycare, a primary school and a mom of two, i constantly being surprised with all things they say and did. And it's way better than recording them instead of watching them. If it's not funny for you, just let it be. They aren't hurting anybody.
Load More Replies...Well I guess it was 3 weeks ago but I didn't see until now so
Load More Replies...When your 8 year old daughter asks to play the "Banana Fanna" game in the car and starts with Kentucky. Her s**t eating grin filled up the entire rear view mirror
You have my sympathy. My 8-yr-old godson figured that out last week. Sent it as an audio file to everyone his parents' contact lists. Last I knew, he was grounded for a week by his mother and getting ice cream from his father...
Load More Replies...Honestly they're cute though. And all kids are not the same and they're not saying same things. As someone who worked in a daycare, a primary school and a mom of two, i constantly being surprised with all things they say and did. And it's way better than recording them instead of watching them. If it's not funny for you, just let it be. They aren't hurting anybody.
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