26 Jokes For People That Overthink Everything

...Someone: hi, sorry I'm late, I was stuck in traffic Me: oh don't worry, I've done all the worrying for you (:

Me every two minutes or so: Wait, did I dream that or not?

ME. ALL. THE. TIME

I learnt to take a book, a real paper book, and read.

#knock knock# --act like no ones home/turn off the tv/hide and peek-- *theres two cars in the driveway* #knock knock# !JUST GO AWAY! I need an introvert sign to put on my door so people will know i WILL NOT answer the phone

Me: can I hide and pretend I'm not here? Even if they saw me already?

I don't think murderers would ring the bell.

hope for you it's the third

Lol. The package delivery people don't come to my door, so for me its: 1) Murderer 2) Police telling me everyone is dead 3) One of my crazy ex's coming to profess their love to me after many years (that actually happened once, now I'm going to be paranoid about it forever).

I have such issues with this.. it’s happening right now and,I’m in a diner!

yes me everyday - everytime .....XD whyyyyyyy

Do this ALL the time! :D XD

Omg yes I had this happen this morning with someone I work with

Me.

Anyone else have those moments like this Me: I’m gonna hide where they hid last Me: what if they think what I was thinking Me: what if they think I was thinking that It just goes on forever and ever and ever

This is me whenever anyone starts acting nice to me (do I have a crush on them? Do they have a crush on me? Am I just making up my feelings because I'm overthinking things?)

I hit the next level - overthinking about how much I overthink my overthinking

Yup!

The way she pours whilst staring into your soul ... Queen.

This is EVERYTHING that my life has been built on.

Yep.

This spoke to my soul and made me LOL

As a positive overthinker I would argue that you discover many creative ideas on that path!

Yeah, a former boss once told me I was a classic example of 'why go the easy way if I can do it the complicated way?'.

I feel ya buddy

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Psychopaths think that 2 + 2 = 5. Neurotics know it equals 4, but worry about it.

Yeah! A co-worker once said i was "weird,messy and slow but in a good way" with a smile but as i tend to overthink (yeah.....) i have spent a LOT of time thinking how you can be those things in a good way. Ofc. Is it even possible, how is it possible, in what way am I... and so on.

A friend answers me on whats app without emoji´s ME: OH mA gOd Is sHe MaD aT mE??????????????? xD

The title of my biography.

Oh boy, this one's familiar. Dreams include such stressful situations as work, people choking me, drowning, people choking me at work, drowning at work, drowning at work while people are choking me...

Oh me , I can't even get into deep sleep.. I wake myself up out of twilight sleep hearing myself talking about my stressful situations... Even ones i that are all "in my head" .. smh

A lot of which happened almost 20 years ago.

I dream about job. Stressful job

Me

Is this photoshop or did a bunch of seagulls actually pounce on a dude climbing up a cliff?

Trust issues is everything

Accurate.

Was he eating a hotdog, icecream or something while climbing... or wtf do these birds want from him?? Protecting their baby birds? What kind of seagull is that? Looks like a cold season. Don't they lay their eggs in during spring?? I don't know much about birds. I got myself, again.

I make facial expressions that go along with the convo that is taking place in my head.

Been there.

I have conversations with myself all the time. I also have conversations with this presence I feel that I call Ri pronounced (ree).

Yes!