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We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!
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Betina Stratford 1 year ago
No. Loving man. Don't look for manipulation where there isn't any.
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Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Which begs the question, did they have the customer buy the balls?
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bring on the internet warriors 7 years ago
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon You come and go
Odd1sout 7 years ago
YOU COME AND GOOOOOOOOOOO! LOVING WOULD BE EASY IF YOUR COLORS WERE LIKE MY DREEEAMS! RED GOLD AND GREEN! RED GOLD AND GREEEEEEN!
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The Cappy 7 years ago
Cute story... totally made up. Stranger in Walmart said something, and 4 years later, not only did providence decree that you did something karmic... you remembered her name.
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
I find it hard to believe that someone that has a pet would ever say a veterinarian is useless either.
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Ann Jeppesen 7 years ago
So it only takes four years from wanting to be a veterinarian to being able to save someone's pet? Here it takes 8 years before you're finished. I know it doesn't in USA, but still it sounds a bit off in my ears. Someone is fishing for likes I'm guessing
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Manuel Esterrich 7 years ago
So after the pastor kept going the old couple started talking about how condescending he was
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Martha Meyer 7 years ago
This kid has rights, they just don't include the right to candy whenever he wants.
Ryan-Michele Eagleton 7 years ago
Having rights is a completely different thing than having the legal ability to do something because you're of age... I hate getting into this discussion with other parents. Yes, your kids DO have rights. That doesn't mean they get to do whatever they want anytime they want. Having rules and boundaries that restrict their behavior for their own good is not the same as them not having rights. Understanding the words you use and what they mean actually is important.
Robert Bailey 7 years ago
Wait, the pursuit of happiness is inalienable. I guess there's no guarantee you will catch it.
Luca Fenton 4 years ago
if the child is an american citizen the mother has no right to say that and the citizens of the US have at least some rights no matter what age
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Calypso poet 7 years ago
I have also restrained from punching someone at a funeral. It’s usually the one whining about who is going to get what.
Banana Chan 7 years ago
1 should have said “I was at a funeral, I didn’t want to punch her and make another funeral!” 😂 😂
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GiveMeASloth 7 years ago
I can't stand when hunters do that. Raised in the south where hunting is basically expected from the time your old enough to hold a gun we were taught if you shoot it, you eat it. And then you use every piece of that animal you can.
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Katrin Richter 7 years ago
Maybe he's just the worst hunter ever, only shooting branches, so he became a vegetarian, because you eat what you shoot?
Christina Sersif 7 years ago
how can one be a vegan and be okay with killing animals? the fact he doesn't eat them means he does it for trophies which goes completely against what vegans believe. this...baffles me
Mama Panda 7 years ago
That doesn't mean that at all! It could mean that he is doing to help population control of certain animals. It could mean that he donates the meat to those less fortunate. It could mean that he uses the pelts for himself. Stop being so narrow minded.
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Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
I'm from California and there's lots of fat vegetarians here Ted Nugent's skinny and he's definitely NOT a vegetarian!
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Parmeisan 7 years ago
Isn't that something that everyone says all the time? I mean, it's a funny twist to rocket science / brain surgery. I heard it once and now it's just our normal.
Jenny Lorenz 7 years ago
ok.... I, along with a lot of people say that. Play on the 2 sayings.
Maria Ofar 7 years ago
ah rocket surgery. the skills, intelligence and diligence required to make cure rockets is unmatched in any other field
Manuel Esterrich 7 years ago
"Doctor, I dont think he will make it" "Dammit nurse we have to TRY" "Doctor doctor....HES GONNA BLOW!!!!"
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Stephanie Chapman 7 years ago
As a kid at Wal-Mart I was passing the Tv section and one of the screens had a movie playing with subtitles. An older couple saw this and here is the following conversation... Husband (seeing the Tv subtitles): What's that for? Wife (seeming completely serious): I think it's for the blind. Me (age 12 and frustrated by ignorance): It's for the deaf!
William Ernstoff 7 years ago
You know how they say all babies look alike? I swear all grandma's do too
Jenn Stilger 7 years ago
Even in my 20's I mad stalked this lady in TJ Maxx because the back of her looked exactly like mother even down to the same clothes... it wasn't my mother though...
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Manuel Esterrich 7 years ago
You dont need to be catched to be out...GO OUT WITH YOURSELF HONEY
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Rolinka Nuse 7 years ago
My neighbour's cow was in our garden. When I asked her to get her animal , she told me she was doing us a favor letting the cow mow our grass. Definetely NOT what I had in mind!
M O'Connell 7 years ago
The Walmart in Macomb IL has a proper hitching-post (or at least it did the last time I was there).
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Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Best of all, if you get the dehydrated stuff all you have to do to reconstitute it is add water...
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Lana Šimunović 7 years ago
Reminds me of when I was on a vacation with my family... Long story short, I was eating a waffle and sitting on a bench under a tree and a bird pooped on my head and we were nowhere close to home so I had to wait like 4 hours til we get back.
Pearl Sapirstein 7 years ago
LOL I’ve probably done this! I have a pet bird and although we are getting close to litter training, sometimes “accidents” happen without my knowledge.
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Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
*cheesy announcer voice* "He goes in for the hook and - OH! Right in the Spongebob!"
Henry Russell 4 years ago
me and my brother insult each other my calling us duck-beavers so i can relate
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Shanice_Cutajar 7 years ago
Were they going to break up and he wanted to stay together so he tried to cheer her up with those flowers?
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TeeMarieTisMe 7 years ago
A job is a job. At least he's doing something. Sorry he can't live off mommy and daddy's money, like these girls probably do.
Carmen Elena 7 years ago
f**k yeah! Maybe he has to pay college bills, home bills or whatever... No matter what he does for a living as long as it´s an honest job.
Load More Replies... Jenny Lorenz 7 years ago
I just want to say that is my job at another store. I wanted that job. I love it! I have people sometimes tell me that I shouldn't do that job cuz I'm a girl. Psh
Nikki D 7 years ago
Come to think of it, I never have seen a girl doing that job!
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Lin Jun Lee 7 years ago
I've been insulted worse. I worked part time at a petrol station store for a week after I finished Grade 11. This father came in with his son and told his son, loudly, in broken English, "Son, you must study hard so you do not end up like this cashier here. I bet he can't even speak any proper languages." I just glared at him and said, "Sir, for your information, English is my first language. I can also speak fluent Malay, Mandarin, Hokkien and I am learning Spanish."
Pooky Bear 7 years ago
And pushing the carts is one of the worst jobs at Walmart...those poor people are out there in 110 degrees and -20 degrees picking up after the jerkwads who are too lazy to walk ten feet to put their cart in the corral.
Debra Starr Moon 7 years ago
If there were no carts in the store when she got there, she'd wonder why someone wasn't doing his JOB. Can't please some people.
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JillVille 7 years ago
Funny, my truck was stolen from a parking lot at the grocery store. Stood in my parking spot looking like a crazy person because I swore my truck was just there 15 mins ago. It was, but someone else drove off with it :(
Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
My mother and I headed to our car in a shopping center. We laughed because we thought we almost got in the wrong car because we saw.a man sitting in it. Then we realized, it WAS our car. Then he ran.
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
I accidentally nearly drove off with someone else's car once. Same model, parked in a similar location. My key opened the door, I got in, put my key in the ignition and was like "Why do I smell cigarettes?" Realized it wasn't my car, got out, locked it, and backed away slowly like it never happened. Both of our locks had worn down over time until the two keys were compatible with each other.
BusLady 7 years ago
I did the same thing. Years ago, I had a brand new vehicle, and I went shopping. Came out, turned the key in the lock, got in, and it wasn't my car.
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Lisa Shaw 7 years ago
Years ago I lived in an apartment complex. A woman and her daughter lived in my building and her niece and family did also. One night the aunt sees their pick up truck leaving the parking lot from her balcony, so she waves to her niece and family, they waved back, only problem was it was the people stealing the truck that waved back!
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
How does that happen? Unlocked car? Easy to hotwire model? Same model cars have interchangeable keys somehow? Honestly curious. Never had a car, if I ever do, I'd like to know how to not let this happen.
Manuel Esterrich 7 years ago
..."And I just stopped to tell you this before I call 911 because that girl overhearing us will tweet about it soon"
Jennifer Sacrison 7 years ago
I was on a first date and we went bowling. When we came out we couldn't find where it was parked... someone stole it!!! Awesome first date!!! I've also had two cars stolen from my apartment complex. One was recovered and the other...
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Elegant Vandalism 7 years ago
I am SO using this line the next time I get pulled over for a breath test!!!! "Sorry officer, I think you're machine is faulty. I simply have too much blood in my alcohol system..."
Amber Cook 7 years ago
uhh, the from better idea doesn't drink and drive. that sounds perfect. Then nobody gets killed by you hitting them with your car driving drunk. That is how I lost one of my friends. Somebody was driving drunk and hit her. Just don't drink and drive. SIMPLE.
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thepotatogirl 7 years ago
I actually have a few mini Hatchimals, they're really cute!
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キミ 7 years ago
I don't get it. Maybe the language barrier. Maybe the stupidity. I guess we will never know :)
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Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
I need a white thermal shirt too! And a white camo coat. Reasons? None of your beeswax.
Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago
to Roy Lennox, snow is not racist and some people may consider your other statement to be rude and also incorrect(notice how I said SOME some may think otherwise and that is fine)
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Gigi 7 years ago
And he knew they were Trump supporters how.... he has magical powers I suppose.
earringnut 7 years ago
the hats? the tee shirts? them saying that they support trump prier to that abstract of their conversation?
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#Letallexsistwithdignity 7 years ago
Why did you have to put in Trumpers? Just tell the joke without going there.
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Robyn Denton 7 years ago
At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!
Tinne 7 years ago
There is an eating disorder called pica, where a person has the urge to eat non-food items instead of food. Pica often, but not always occurs with other mental health disorders. Perhaps the girl you knew had this condition.
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JillVille 7 years ago
I mean, it's better than calling your kid Root Beer or something weird like that, isn't it? Right? Tell me it's better, please. Oh my dear poor little Root Beer baby!
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희별 송 7 years ago
Besides missing one apostrophe and one period, which is a punctuation mistake, there are no English language errors and missing punctuation would have had no issue when someone spoke that. so maybe you should learn English instead?
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Iván Galarraga 7 years ago
Just like my friend's dad. He went out to buy bread and after 30 years my friend an his mom are still waiting for the bread
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Holly Riley 7 years ago
Me neither but I read with extra southern drawl because of it lol
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Tammy Chapman 7 years ago
I'm a Texan, born and bred. And I always type y'all (we use it as a quicker way of saying "you all"). And it almost always refers to 2 or more people. If it's 1 person, I say you. But for 2 or more it's y'all. Although for some reason my Grammarly says it should be capitalized at all times. If it's at the beginning of a sentence I do capitalize it. But if it's in the middle of, or near the end of a sentence, I do not capitalize it. But, I have never seen someone spell it as 'yawl' before. Maybe they are from some different Southern state.
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Tammy Chapman 7 years ago
lmfao...yep that is definitely the most Walmart thing ever said. So far anyway. Give it a while and you'll hear even crazier stuff.
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Nugget Lol 7 years ago
Honestly, I know it triggers people that they don't recognize common English but just let it go dude
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MeggersTheFox 7 years ago
The maker of the format has said it is pronounced JIF, but I personally think it's GIF so really it doesn't stop people from saying it however they want.
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Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.
Amy Tarleton 7 years ago
If the person who was overhearing it thought it was adorable, then the tone was probably light hearted and funny. I doubt t was controlling.
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
Funny story from the Catholic side of things. We aren't permitted to eat meat on Fridays during the season of Lent. A friend of mine invited the parish priest over for dinner, and without thinking, prepared macaroni and cheese with hamburger in it. She only realized this as she was placing the bowl on the table. Completely straight-faced, the priest blessed the burger-mac and declared that it was fish. Problem solved.
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makenzie stephenson 7 years ago
Squirrel is pretty tasty, don't knock till you try it. It's a family tradition in my family "we live in ohio" to go squirrel hunting on Thanksgiving, before you say anything we still eat turkey but we get that from the store the squirrel for another day
Livy Drexler 7 years ago
What’s wrong with squirrel? It might not have a lot of meat on them, but they’re great in stew.
Angi Jiles 7 years ago
Nope. Tastes like squirrel. Squirrel stew is my fave. Almost got to feed some to Gordon Ramsey while trying out for Hell's Kitchen. Broke my leg and couldn't make it to the next step in the process.
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Amy Tarleton 7 years ago
Oh I live near 3 Walmarts - the good one(which is the farthest away), the slightly better-than-average one (closest), and the I-won't-go-in-alone one. There are definitely levels.
Nikki D 7 years ago
Sadly, the best Wal Mart with the best selection is also the one I won't go in alone!
Load More Replies... Tammy Chapman 7 years ago
We live out in the country, so it's a drive to go anywhere. The one closest to us is the I-won't-go-in-alone one. The next closest is the not too bad mid-level kinda crappy one. And the really, really good one is all the way across town. The extra drive time isn't so bad. And it's worth it.
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Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.
Carol Harrison 7 years ago
Exactly. Lingerie is usually a gift for the man's pleasure. Most women don't enjoy thongs and lacy gowns to actually sleep in. That's why there are xl tees.
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BusLady 7 years ago
Poor lady has no idea what she's missing. I can't imagine life without books.
Trish Christoffersen 7 years ago
Ditto! I have a book hoarding problem. LOL! At least my Mom and I both read them, then we pass them on.
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Carol Emory 7 years ago
LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.
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Amaranthim Talon 7 years ago
Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D
Tammy Chapman 7 years ago
My daughter is 23, married, and an R.N. specializing in Critical Care Dyalisis. And she stills likes to hang out with goats or other small animals any time she gets the chance. Recently she came over to visit, and we had gone outside because I was showing someone else my garden. (My Mom's husband has been goat-sitting for a friend, we live out in the country on family land.) She heard the goat bleating, and she was like...Is that a goat? I hear a goat. Is there a real goat over there? I told her yes and where it was and she took off like a shot and went and visited the goat while I told my other guests goodbye. It was hilarious. Even though she's grown, every once in a while she will get that little kid look of joy on her face, and I love it!!
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Cooky Puss 7 years ago
We all cant trust nothing.... Sooner or later someone will do a gross thing like farting and its simply unforgivable
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Amber Cook 7 years ago
That's the best comment ever. I appreciate that. LMAO btw that's not sarcasm.
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 7 years ago
My professor explained statistical outliers to us using the dork factor...If 95 out of 100 people think you're a dork, then you're a dork.
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Tammy Chapman 7 years ago
I like this one. I've always liked the name Rain, don't know why just do.
Load More Replies... Jane Alexander 7 years ago
I met some people with a dog named 'Chewy' (sp?) I asked it that was English, Spanish or Swahili. None of the above; it was Star Wars.
Ella Fischer 7 years ago
really? i watched only five minutes of episode I (Star Wars)and even i know that chewy is for Chewbacca. that would be what i asked. "oh, like Chewbacca?" not trying to hate.
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Carol Anne Benoit 7 years ago
Memphis is an Egyptian city mentioned in the bible and according to lore, it is named for the daughter of the River God, Nilus. So, if it was a girl, she was named after the daughter of an ancient Egyptian god.
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Elegant Vandalism 7 years ago
From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!
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Carol Anne Benoit 7 years ago
I work in early childhood development and have a passion for science communication. There is no WAY I could have held back.
Louise Brigance 7 years ago
As much as you'd like to say something, you also know there is no cure for stupid!!
Felicia Dale 7 years ago
I would so have said something. And called up NASA's website on my phone to prove it.
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
Not even close! It's a better house than mine, even without horses! https://shop.coolhorse.com/store/product/CT1810?_vsrefdom=adwords&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI79rBt6ry2wIVnrrACh1wCQ5tEAQYAiABEgLls_D_BwE
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Felicia Dale 7 years ago
The nicer horse trailers have a living space in the front complete with toilet and shower facilities. Plus, you can pet your horse any time you want if it's in its stall! Sounds like heaven to me. :)
Joe Standford 1 year ago
This is when a horse is sick and someone who CARES about horses stays with them or on a long journey and don't want the horse to get scared. This is actually sweet
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
Hahahaha. Could be converted into a guest room. My Stepmother's uncle built a guest house from the old chicken coop, which is still how we refer to it.
Elegant Vandalism 7 years ago
Perhaps the caller was talking to the horse??? Either way, if it was a human, I just hope the horse WASN'T sleeping in the horse trailer with the human!
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StrangeStars 7 years ago
suvani subba, nugget lol diane decurtins, (anyone else who downvoted my comment this if for you) You guys! ...I read the damn post too fast and mistook "underrated" for "overrated" and you all acted like it was a huge offence. Just a mistake. -_- I didn't mean anything by that comment. Nothing. In fact I wrote it as a joke. Soooo...sorry.
suvani subba 7 years ago
there is difference between underrate and overrate dude
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Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
To tell the idiots from the rest of us? It's not like we don't have Google these days.
Dareisha Rentas 7 years ago
Because is a freaking word taken literally from spanish language.... where the effing j sounds like the h in happy
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TeeMarieTisMe 7 years ago
Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol
Nugget Lol 7 years ago
I'm happy to get clothes on Christmas if it looks pretty cool
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weatherwitch 7 years ago
I'd be straight to find a member of staff or security to ensure the little one was safe. A toddler lost for half an hour?! Bloody hell!
Willa june Bonaparte 5 years ago
OMFG!!! I GET LOST IN SHOPPING MALLS TOO!!!! WAY TO GO KID!!!
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Cool-As-A-Pineapple 7 years ago
What? A WHOLE ENTIRE BABY? Never heard of that before...
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Jenny King 7 years ago
True story Friend's 3 year old sticks her hand in her mom's face: smell dis. Mom: Hmm. What's that Becky? 3 year old: My bagina.
Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Yeah, we all know you pooped and didn’t wash your hand, or you scratched your nasty assed crack and didn’t wash your hands and , guess what? We will never, ever, Evers ell your hand because you never, ever wash them! So, go bother someone you don’t know!!
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Carol Harrison 7 years ago
More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.
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Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.
arjelio mas 7 years ago
Are you thinking these people overhearing these convos can go back and get clarifying info?
Load More Replies... L Johnson 2 years ago
No, they think they MAKE bar-b-qued ribs out of turkey. This is WHY I hate vegans in the "meat" aisle. But also...how do you know how the fake meat is supposed to taste if you never had the "original"? Chicken nuggets = non-chicken nuggets. Is the non just a bunch of breading???
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
I saw a package in Grocery Outlet labelled "Shrimp Wings". I swear to f&*k
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Kim Lorton 7 years ago
It is, but so many young people drink those like colas, and they have caused heart attacks in 20 something kids! They are dangerous when consumed daily or more than that. And how many teens do that.. too many. They will drink three or more a day.. some of them, and it kills them.
Anne Reid 7 years ago
Most of them contain about as much caffeine as a cup of coffee or less. So they’re not at all that dangerous. As an EMT, I’ve never had a case where someone died from energy drinks or had a heart attack from them.
Load More Replies... Naomi Armitage 7 years ago
It's from "Finding Nemo". Google is still your friend.
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Merlyn Emrys 7 years ago
YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
Actually, you can. Shampoo works well for delicates if you're out of Woolite.
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Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
You can use liquid dish soap as shampoo. You can use it for a dishwasher too if you only put a little (found out the hard way). Haven't tried shampoo for laundry though.
BusLady 7 years ago
You can use liquid dish soap to wash delicates, but only if it doesn't contain bleach.
Load More Replies... Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
you can use Dr. Bronners as both shampoo and laundry detergent but I don't know if they sell it at Walmart
Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 7 years ago
Of course you can. You can use any soap to wash clothing, and shampoo is probably better for your clothing, as it's meant for human hair/skin.
Swathika Venkatesan 7 years ago
Actually you can... Shampoo is the best detergent to use for pure silk cloths and Pashmina..
Louise Brigance 7 years ago
That's not such an unusual question really. If you use Dr. Bonner's you can use it for shampoo, cleaning product, laundry, body wash etc. It's great stuff.
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Martha Meyer 7 years ago
Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!
Chicago Kitty 7 years ago
Ummm... how to put it delicately...a hollow flashlight shaped vibrating device designed to enhance male masturbation.
Load More Replies... Chicago Kitty 7 years ago
Do NOT Google "fleshlight" and I would never use that dishwasher again...
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Amaranthim Talon 7 years ago
I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-
Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
They should - they're accepting girls into Boy Scouts now anyway. I hated Girl Scouts. We never got to camp for real. We stayed in cabins cooked on a stove & did dishes & did crafts. I was SO looking forward to real camping & making a fire & cooking hot dogs on it.
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BusLady 7 years ago
It can be an alterative for a High School diploma. Not necessarily a bad thing. My 2 sons are disabled, so it worked out for them. It can give a second chance to teen Moms who drop out, for instance. Or teens who have to go to work to help support their family.
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Mary Gibson 7 years ago
It's the equivalent of a high school diploma for people who never graduated from school.
Katrina Leitkowski 7 years ago
Getting your GED and dropping out are two totally different things. Why do people always look down on GEDs? I had a friend in High School who got his GED instead of starting 11th grade with me. When I started college as a Freshman, he was already a Junior.
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Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Don’t ever want to live in their house, and if I ever did, I’d run away all the time...ugh
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Carol Harrison 7 years ago
Makes you want to follow them to their car, jot down the license plate for CPS.
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Kireina Walters 7 years ago
Ok but seriously how do you mess up the word "most?"
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egracec 7 years ago
Nobody panic. If it's a state where open carry is legal, then its not a big deal and thats a pretty logical question for a new to retail employee to ask.
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Bradley Roon 7 years ago
It's a right - and the person (could be female or minority) isn't causing any problems. Note - 200,000 women use guns in the US each year to prevent being raped.
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Wendy J Shores 7 years ago
Yeah all those fires and flooding on the West coast had nothing to do with that.... right?
Lyone Fein 7 years ago
Um, I don't think any politician controls how much it rains in California (or anywhere else). But the recent drought out west is what is responsible for the rise in produce prices.
Bradley Roon 7 years ago
Moronsanto the evil one being bought by Bayer the evil one will create a huge monopoly in the AGBIZ industry. (it's not farming) so look for higher food prices.
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athornedrose 7 years ago
are they saying that her kid improved her life? motivated her to make things better?
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Gabby 7 years ago
If Walmart is your place to pick up romantic partners, you need to reevaluate your life and think about a 5 year plan for improvement.
Debra Starr Moon 7 years ago
That IS his five year plan for improvement. He used to look for women at the dollar store.
Load More Replies... Just saying 7 years ago
Was this in Fayetteville, NC? Because I swear that I hear s**t like this all of the time.
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Renita McAfee 7 years ago
They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies... Claire Cover 7 years ago
I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
d r e a m w o r l d 7 years ago
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
Calypso poet 7 years ago
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
inhighspeed 6 years ago
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
glowworm2 7 years ago
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Calypso poet 7 years ago
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
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Calypso poet 7 years ago
Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
Load More Replies... Renita McAfee 7 years ago
They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies... Claire Cover 7 years ago
I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
d r e a m w o r l d 7 years ago
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
Calypso poet 7 years ago
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
inhighspeed 6 years ago
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
glowworm2 7 years ago
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Calypso poet 7 years ago
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
Load More Replies... Calypso poet 7 years ago
Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
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