We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!

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why not
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there are stables in the parking lot in Shippensburg PA

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Kim Lorton
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It will throw off your opponent, for sure!

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희별 송
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get yourself someone who appreciates you no matter what the occasion

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JillVille
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, my truck was stolen from a parking lot at the grocery store. Stood in my parking spot looking like a crazy person because I swore my truck was just there 15 mins ago. It was, but someone else drove off with it :(

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The Cappy
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Joke overheard at the Walmart, and joke went over head of listener.

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Robyn Denton
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!

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Richard
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must have sounded like "Awl i font for quiwmaw if my fen font teew"

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#38

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Suzi Gauthier
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always wondered what made them vines instead of just videos.

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#39

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Rafaella Bueno
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.

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Suzi Gauthier
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.

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BusLady
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor lady has no idea what she's missing. I can't imagine life without books.

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.

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Amaranthim Talon
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D

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Amaranthim Talon
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Luke, I'm your doofus" - Nope, not quite the same ring to it...

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#51

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Naomi Armitage
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean you didn't name him for Mumble's dad in "Happy Feet"?

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Elegant Vandalism
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!

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Susan Forbes
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't always work out when cousins marry

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