82 Of The Best Conversations Overheard In Walmart That Will Crack You Up

Smart man!❤️

hahaha, this one needs more up-votes!

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon You come and go

Perfect response.

Awwwwwwww! This is so cute ;D

YES!

Well, why didn't you... LOL

Well, that's a very descriptive picture!

Love it!

Ok I can relate on this one

Yes, girl. You're all that.

there are stables in the parking lot in Shippensburg PA

And, It's Gluten Free!!!

Out of the mouths of babes....

omg

It will throw off your opponent, for sure!

Get yourself someone who appreciates you no matter what the occasion

Spoiled little brats!

{snigger}

Funny, my truck was stolen from a parking lot at the grocery store. Stood in my parking spot looking like a crazy person because I swore my truck was just there 15 mins ago. It was, but someone else drove off with it :(

Homer Simpson quote.

Had to Google "Hatchimals"

Joke overheard at the Walmart, and joke went over head of listener.

ok I'm a little worried

So TRUE!

At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!

At least is not SpaghettiO

Was that her husband or kids?

Teach him, you must!

*aisle (isle is an island/peninsula)

That's both sad and sweet at the same time.. But hey, when you have nothing in your purse and you find cash in the bottom of your bag or down the back of the sofa that's exactly how it feels.

Did anyone else read this in a southern drawl....?

Long Island iced tea.

Must have sounded like "Awl i font for quiwmaw if my fen font teew"

Never seen y'all spelled yawl. 0.o

Does Hallmark make cards for that?

Perfect Answer

I always wondered what made them vines instead of just videos.

That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.

I don't eat squirrel. It isn't Kosher.

been there!

How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.

Poor lady has no idea what she's missing. I can't imagine life without books.

LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.

The username doe

Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D

LOL

What's a POS?

Dad needs a swift kick

"Luke, I'm your doofus" - Nope, not quite the same ring to it...

You mean you didn't name him for Mumble's dad in "Happy Feet"?

From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!

It doesn't always work out when cousins marry

So close...

Is that like being in the dog house for horse people?

I bet they believe trees are too.

At least a clean slate

Cheap date

Oh, just annoy you.

Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol

:(

An entire baby? Wow!

No, no way!

More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.

Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.

Anyone else get the "Finding Nemo" reference in the poster's name?

YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.

Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!

I bet they love the Walmart detail on Black Friday. "Noooooo! I did it last year."

Nothing wrong with travelling.

I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-

Non american here... what's GED???

Gross..........

This is just sad

Send the youngest and moste expandable employee to discuss....

Well.... at least they were in the produce section....