82 Of The Best Conversations Overheard In Walmart That Will Crack You Up
We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!
#3
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon You come and go
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#26
At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!
#31
That's both sad and sweet at the same time.. But hey, when you have nothing in your purse and you find cash in the bottom of your bag or down the back of the sofa that's exactly how it feels.
#38
#39
That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.
#42
How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.
#44
LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.
#46
Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D
#50
"Luke, I'm your doofus" - Nope, not quite the same ring to it...
#51
#52
From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!
#60
Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol
#64
More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.
#65
Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.
#66
Anyone else get the "Finding Nemo" reference in the poster's name?
#67
YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.
#68
Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!
#69
#71
I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-
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