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The obvious needs to be said: other places around the world aren’t like where you grew up! Heck, your neighboring country or even the next town over might be very different in terms of culture, cuisine, and communication. That’s why we travel—to broaden our horizons, learn about how vast the world is, and discover new depths about ourselves as individuals… at least in theory.

Some people, however, use travel as an excuse to continue being exactly who they are, take selfies, behave like they never left home, and order cups of (non)coffee in historical European cities. Quelle horreur!

New York comedian Andy Haynes fired up a roaringly good thread over on Twitter about the experiences people from all over the world had while traveling. And a ton of the stories that social media users shared revolve around the one thing we all love best—food! The culture shock trying to order what they wanted was, well, shocking.

Scroll down for the funniest stories, upvote your fave ones, and be sure to drop by the comments to share your own tantalizing travel tales, dear Pandas! And, be honest, which of you ordered coffee with oat milk on your Eurotrip?

Andy, who's been a comedian for around 18 years, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda's questions about traveling abroad, standing out online with our wit, and his career in stand-up. Read on for our interview with him.

More info: Twitter | Instagram | YouTube | imandyhaynes.com

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Meanwhile, also scroll down for Bored Panda's chat about coffee culture and authentic food in Italy with travel expert, best-selling author, and investor Rick Orford. He revealed to us what to say if you want a latte and what reaction you're bound to get if you order a cappuccino after lunch!

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Okatango
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived there for 6 months, it is a tough place for vegetarians. I recommend staying at places with a small kitchen to cook. The local ingredients are superb.

Ethereal Canvas
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone thought that the poor server was either confused because ne one has ever asked that just question, or more simply because that particular dish tasted like boring old pasta without the meat?

Eric le Norsk
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those calling the waiter an a**hole, you missed the *genuine confusion* part. For most food lovers, dishes are NOT just the sum of their ingredients. In France, outside of fast food, a restaurant's menu is a suppose to be culinary experiences, carefully curated by the chief. Asking them to change part of it can be perceived as a sign of distrust of their craft. Show a bit of trust and ask what they offer as vegetarian options. If they say none, then you can perhaps start going on your high horses

Liam Lowenthal
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a vegetarian, but id never go to France if it's forcibly feeding people meat.. it just goes right through me. I don't want to spend my entire vacation on the pot. xD

RandomPanda648
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one is forcing them, they just aren't catering to them like they do at many places in the US. Big difference.

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Mrs. EW
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vegetarian or not, there are people who actually can’t have animal protein from meat. They’ll go into anaphylactic shock

Terran
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then they should order something without meat.

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless the customers suffer from actual food allergies and/or sensitivities, I agree with the servers on both of these, and I’m American.

Jim Schue
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That server must have studied under Dr. Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park...Dr. Malcolm would be so proud!

Nea
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That must have been fun!!!

gerard julien
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

provencal food : stuffed tomatoes, zucchinis, eggplants, oigons NO MEAT !!!! farcis-san...4c8be4.jpg farcis-sans-viande-63846574c8be4.jpg

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"I've been to Europe a few times. I actually split my time between London and New York now, but that's less of an adjustment than the Continent," stand-up comedian Andy told Bored Panda.

"In England, I just know that if I want a cold brew or some other caffeinated American indulgence, I have to go to Starbucks, or maybe a hip coffee shop. But everything is pretty much available," he said.

"For instance, Tesco has plant-based milk and meats, etc. In France, or Italy where I am now, it's pretty unlikely that I get something like that, unless I go to a specific restaurant or cafe, so I just kind of give up and go with the flow. That Oat Milk latte was a long shot, and clearly a miss."

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, yes. He was probably showing him a triple fried mocha vanilla double turn wheppuccino with a shot of cornsyrup and organic almond milk from the tibetian highlands

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    corn syrup and organic almond milk 😂🤣 That's so true though!

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    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am *totally* with the Parisian barista! There are so MANY ways to make a coffee already without confusing a *traditional* barista in Europe. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Otherwise, just go HOME!

    ThePunnyBunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood the idea of ordering something you can get back home in a new place. Barring some issues regarding allergies, sensitivities (like texture issues from spectrum stuff and such), and religious/cultural issues, I firmly believe you should try to immerse yourself in local cuisine, drinks, and entertainment. You're away from home, why do stuff you can do at home? Live in the place and moment! You'll find some of the best things that way. Fresh fish in New Orleans? Local wine in Italy or France? Sushi in Japan? Delicious! And if you go to local places, not the tourist ones, it's cheaper and nicer!

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    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just have a coffee from the menu?

    R Dennis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the people who go to France and eat at McDonald's...

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be curious to see the menus of places like McDonald's in other countries. My understanding is that a few of their items are different. I would not want to eat at McDonald's, though. I'm one of the pickiest eaters ever, and even I wouldn't want to do that. If I lived there, yeah, but travel is to explore, and that includes food.

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    Manny_Flawz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I went to another country, I would not expect it to be another America.

    Lara Verne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that drink wasn't on menu, so barista wasn't obliged to make it.

    Lacia Lew
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a barista. My fiance is the bouncer. This entitlement will get you booted out of my cafe. Ffs, if you're not gonna order anything inside the menu, why tf are you in my cafe.

    Liam Lowenthal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd feel the same. America treats it's employees like dancing monkies for their customers and makes everything ten times more difficult than it needs to be. :/

    Dave Unvert
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're in another country experience the other country. Don't eat at Out Back steakhouse or expect the locals to make your Starbucks order

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah there is a video where a guy is talking about his first date with an american woman.. how she says she doesn't eat gluten and he says "gluten is my life - croissants, baguette!"

    Nea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gluten is my life too. I would really die without gluten

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    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister-in-law has a gluten allergy and one bakery said something similar but in a tone that said she was inferior, so she replied "Yeah, gluten-free bread is hard to make unless you're a skilled baker" and left

    Iampenny
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that some people in the hospitality industry are infuriated by this whole gluten-free trend, especially when it's obvious that someone doesn't really have allergies, but make a fuss over gluten-free. However, there are people (such as my husband) who are coeliac and have huge problems if they eat/drink gluten and it is horrendous the way these people get treated sometimes. A lot of the time they don't get taken seriously and waiters / cooks put gluten in their food anyway, because they think they are just being "complicated."

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    Okatango
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French bake their baguettes longer, so it reduces the amount of gluten. The flour is also different. Discovered this when I was delighted to discover my usual gluten-related issues were only minimal over there.

    AR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the high sugar content of American bread plays a part in your issues.

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    keighterz
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to run a pretzel bakery. Had several people ask if we do gluten free. Did the research, it’s not possible to make gluten free pretzels (at least I could not find anyone who had been successful). Same woman kept coming back and calling and asking if we had gluten free yet. Drove me insane, especially since I explained to her that it wasn’t possible. Edit to add: I had also made it clear to this woman that even if I could make a gluten free pretzel, I could not guarantee cross contamination wouldn’t occur and that if she is truly allergic to gluten that she try to make a gluten free pretzel at home in a controlled environment or in a dedicated gluten free kitchen. I was always very polite to her as I know Celiacs is real and I always assume if someone is asking about a specific ingredient that it is due to a legit allergy. But I’ve seen way too many people throw a fit over gluten especially when they can eat it just fine.

    AR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds so irritating. People who claim to be allergic or intolerant but never do research into what is involved in preventing cross contamination. If they did, they would realize it’s really hard for a regular bakery to make truly gluten free things, which is why there are specialty bakeries. That, and some things like pretzels just don’t work without gluten,

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    Mary Jeffries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a real difference between European wheat and American. A lot fewer gluten allergies.

    Aranora
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true and coeliac disease was known about by the ancient Greeks. And do you even mean allergy? I have coeliac disease, I have food intolerances that make me very unwell. But I have allergies, I have a food allergy so severe I go into anaphylactic shock within 50 feet of my allergen and can't leave the house without 2 epipens, antihistamines, an inhaler and my mobile phone (to call an ambulance)

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    Ethereal Canvas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want glutten free, find a specialized bakery, restaurant, or go to a bigger supermarket, they usually have some glutten free stuff.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who is coeliac and it's far better to hear this than someone who tries to BS and then they become ill after eating. NB a lot of this is about cross-contamination rather than just ingredients..

    Laura Ketteridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask an Italian baker instead. There are also sorts of fantastic cakes and desserts that are without gluten.

    AR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But are they free from cross contamination? That’s a huge concern with Celiac’s.

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    BeaBea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This article should be called "35 Examples Of ignorant People Getting corrected By Servers In Foreign Countries

    Ann Harste
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go to France if you don't do gluten

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    Consistency, according to Andy, is the secret to standing out on social media. "I will say that Twitter is my weakest link. I've never had a tweet explode like that, but on other visual mediums, it's just about putting out content on a regular basis and trying to make sure it's of decent to better quality," he said.

    "I think social media is all about feeding the beast. I mean most influencers aren't very deep, it's more like look at my body, or money, with a hit song to accompany it. Disclaimer: I'm not very deep either," he quipped.

    Andy started doing comedy right out of college, about 18 years ago. It started out as a hobby. But once he got more work, he turned it into a full-time job.

    "I love it, and I feel extremely grateful for the life it's given me, but I also don't have the traditional career trajectory. Where most comics get a little momentum and either build their fanbase and go on tour, write for television, or act, I've kind of done a million parts of the job and keep on going," he opened up to Bored Panda.

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    Nathaniel Garrett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You and I know the secret to life... Butter.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! Kerry Gold (Irish butter) was on sale at the grocery store today, so I stocked up. The lady filling the cold case kind of raised her eyebrows at me. I was like, "everything's better with butter". And she says, "True that!".

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    Elizabeth Krigsvold
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A world without butter?!?!? Being from Wisconsin, I would say that's a NIGHTMARE

    iBlank
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a nice restaurant a couple years ago that had a side of aged butter with honey. I ate it with a fork and still think about how great it was occasionally

    cecilia kilian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sandwich made with cured ham, raclette cheese, slices of cooked potato, cornichons (small French pickles), and butter. The name means mountaineer.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's face it, they only said what the rest of us were thinking

    AR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re on a vacation, just eat the damn butter.

    Baali Venomax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant eat butter, am lactose intolerant and I'd end up with a very nasty stomach cramp.

    Tess Quig
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart vitamine/ supplement section, acidophilus is supplement that deals w lactose intolerance. Research it. My kids are lactose intolerant. Hope this helps ☺️

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    EJN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French. Always to the point with minimal wording

    Dana Ondráčková
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure they feel sory for themselves too, butter is life

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    LilliVB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be sure for the whole Italy, but you can't find almond milk in Italian bars, practically none of them has it (our bar aren't the same as the Usa, it's a place where you can go to get breakfast, they doesn't serve mainly alcohol). All the kinds of milk that aren't cow's are pretty rare in our bars

    Aboredpanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't have any issues getting oatmilk, soy, etc, in Bolognia. And they have many vegan or vegetarian dishes so I didn't go hungry either. Almond milk maybe isn't as normal as oat milk though, not everyone has that.

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    Krisz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not very funny. Loads of people suffer from lactose intolerance and similar food allergies, the fact that some countries make this into a joke and they are actually proud they don't accommodate other dietary needs only tells me they don't respect others.

    Nicky T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I just make sure I'm aware of where I am. Food allergies, even dairy, run through just about everyone in our home. As a chef, Im well aware of how many countries are about their food. It is a history, and they dont take to people changing it up well in many places. Remember, whole skirmishes have been started over food and wine. Plan accordingly always.

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    Jaya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What assholes. Just say 'sorry, we don't offer that'. Asking someone to leave because they ask for an ingredient you don't have, is ridiculous.

    Sarah SH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just feel like embarrassing people and making them feel stupid is unnecessarily mean.

    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT unreasonable! Not all countries have the same unbelievably & ridiculous range of options as the US. I found ordering a cup of tea in the US to be tedious beyond belief, only to end up with a cup of tepid water and a tea bag! I get it; you (ie the USA) *love* your coffee, and in six million different ways; but a decent cup of tea is NOT a difficult concept for the rest of us! Ironically, a *decent* cup of coffee (ie NOT out of a stewed pot) is also an alien concept to you.

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American. Yes, I love coffee. I brew it at home. I've never been to a coffee bar, and I drink mine black. I also enjoy tea. In America, tea is usually served cold. There aren't a lot of Americans (in general) that order hot tea in restaurants to make it worth the restaurant's worthwhile to supply more than the bare minimum. In fact, a restaurant isn't going to have a lot of options for hot coffee, either. Cream and/or sugar is pretty much it. Now, if I were in your country, complaining about the lack of coffees, you would say to embrace the local culture, and to eat/drink the local selections. Why does that not go the other way? Why shouldn't a visitor to the US not try the local selections?

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..what about people who are intolerant or allergic tho? Thats very rude

    Erla Zwingle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Venice and more and more bars are offering soy milk for lactose-intolerant customers. It's not a big deal here. Don't know about the other types.

    Lacia Lew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A barista running a cafe here. I know there are ppl with lactose intolerant since my brother is one. Thankfully I have no allergies, but I still provide lactose-free options. My brother said he would always check the restaurant options, but mostly he'd avoid any milk at all. Maybe the customer should try to look for their options first before condemning the providers.

    Cathrine Simone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact they were thrown out for asking that, I am sure you can agree, is the problem.

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    Robert Craig
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey be fair, she could be lactose intolerant

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not an option on the menu, it's very likely it's not provided.

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    Roman Hans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a joke I love: every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk"

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you have a genuine dairy intolerance..

    Laura Deckers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like France doesn't have anyone with lactose intolerance? LLAP

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    Artie B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen people, just because you don't like oat milk doesn't mean it shouldn't exist. I myself drink oat milk. I do completely understand, however, that oat milk is not milk, it is a milk substitute that tastes completely different (just can be used in similar ways). Essentially, don't get all high and mighty because of someone else's preferences (at least when it's not hurting anyone).

    Vuun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I like about oat milk is that it tastes way better than regular. Being vegan is just an added bonus.

    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am with the barista.

    Christine Jemison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DON'T care what anyone says, you CAN'T get milk from oats, almonds or pea's unless there's something we don't know about Biology 😂😂😂😂😂

    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, you can get it from coconuts just fine, unless you have another name for that stuff that's been called coconut milk for at least a century. But if you are worried about precision, you can always call the stuff that comes from mammalian moms lactation product or mammary secretions.

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    Liam Lowenthal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof.. he probably wouldn't had been so pissed if he he didn't already have to go through all that in the first place. :(

    Lacia Lew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for that barista.... You won't believe how many customers, both the entitled and the confusedly polite, who came asking for goddamn Starbucks coffee.... Ffs, my cafe is not Starbucks. Go there if you want. 🙄

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    love u
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone here remember the hot milk meme or is that just me omg tje memories-

    Maurizio Bellelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe milk comes only from cows, goats and sheeps, yuo can't - BY EUROPEAN LAWS - call "milk" something made from vegetables, they are simply oak beverage, almond beverage, and so on. That's the simple reason of the misunderstandment.

    GoldieDoggy aj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of those are even veggies, either (legumes, fruit, seed, etc. Not vegetable and does coconut milk not count? Coconut milk and almond milk have existed for a very long time)

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    Ivona
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plants don't produce milk. The substance called rice milk, oat milk, almond milk isn't milk. It just resembles the milk color. It would be much better if these products don't have the word "milk" in the name".

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    "I mainly perform around the cities I'm in, and then make my money doing consulting work or the random gig that comes up. Ideally, I'd like to be successful enough to keep on jumping between continents and selling tickets to shows," he said.

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    As for his passion for comedy, Andy noted that it "ebbs and flows."

    "It's like a marriage, you've got to be kind and patient, and sometimes you have to remind yourself why you married it in the first place. Don't show this to my wife," he joked.

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, yes. That makes finding a dessert very difficult and I still don't understand how ppl expect every restaurant to have options ready.. my lactose intolerant kid knows he has to take his pills with him or chances will be high he's not getting dessert

    Iampenny
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but at least your child has the option of taking a pill. People with gluten allergies don't have this luxury. I don't think people with gluten allergies EXPECT every restaurant to have options ready, but there is no harm in asking, as quite a few restaurants actually do have gluten-free option,

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    idrow1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, it seems Americans get off on being as difficult as possible in restaurants because it makes them feel important. This is a relatively new development over the past 20 years.

    Looks like an Angel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gluten allergies don't make you difficult. Someone with celiac disease can get violently I'll if they consume gluten. It's not trendy, it's painful and horrible. No one wants to have celiac disease.

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    dev mehta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh fruit would be gluten and lactose free dessert.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I found the perfect dessert place. The most delectable cakes imaginable and the warmest, most charming staff. And then I was diagnosed with celiac disease a week later. Sorry, dessert for me. ☹️

    Looks like an Angel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have celiac. I was 41 when I was diagnosed...so I know how REAL desserts taste vs gluten free. I'm sad FOR you.

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe ask for some fruit or something?

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an a*s, you could just say "we dont have that"

    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having one option is wise because often if you're with a group of people and one person isn't getting dessert the group will simply opt out of desserts completely. You want to make the money, you have at least one.

    Himory TheDreamer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely don't get it. I don't have food allergies, but struggle a lot with food from autism sensorial issues, to disordered eating, to chronic gastritis and intestinal issues, food is always an issue. But when I go somewhere where there isn't anything I can eat I just don't eat there. It's not fun and can be frustrating but I just don't see why I'd be expecting to get dessert, for instance, when I know I either dislike or get sick witg the most common ones.

    any rei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, allergy shaming people is so funny!!! (irony) wow -.- Because why can't we just eat gluten or milk like a normal person, right? Of course it's our choice that we will s**t our pants in public when we eat gluten or milk, or that we go straight to the hospital for eating a piece of a nut! Look, I'm not saying that there aren't people out there being obnoxious about it, or may don't even have real allergies. But stop generalizing us as" oversensitive people needing attention or being food picky". Our life actually depends on being picky.

    Margie Nicely
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the reason some Americans should either stay home or get educated...

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    Laura Ketteridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused. There is no chicken in a Caesar Salad. It's romaine lettuce and croutons dressed with lemon juice, olive oil, egg, Worcestershire sauce, anchovies, garlic, Dijon mustard, Parmesan cheese, and black pepper.

    Elea Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman just wanted no chicken in her Caesar salad. Maybe she just doesn't like chicken, or maybe she doesn't like chicken in salad. Y'all are inferring way too much; y'ain't Sherlock Holmes.

    Lawrence mcalistar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah a contraction in a contraction now that's southern

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    Jack Baumel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caesar salad, invented in Tijuana, Mexico by Italian restaurateur Caesar Cardini in the 1920s, is a green salad of romaine with a highly seasoned dressing of pounded anchovies, olive oil, lemon juice, egg, and Parmesan cheese, garnished with croutons.

    Okatango
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a general rule, asking for menu changes in France and Italy are not well received. It interferes with preparation in the kitchen, the fresh ingredients they typically purchased fresh at local markets and the chef's vision. I found more success by contacting the restaurant prior a day or so before and asking what they could offer that meets my needs. This allows them to plan and avoids the awkward and lengthy discussions while the waiter is trying to get everyone's orders. Good news that vegetarianism is slowly growing in popularity there, with wonderful results.

    c s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from Italy, i live in a small village the Alps near Turin; a couple of weeks ago we went to a very traditional Trattoria (something in between an Hotel and a BnB, with a fixed daily manu), where we expected there will be nothing for my vegetarian mother a part from some cheese or salad. They made for her aubergine with porcini and fonduta, that was not on the menu, and we ended up all agreeing it was the best dish of the dinner ahaha

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    Steven Maritz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This never happened. There is no chicken in a Caesar salad and the French would not offer it on their menu.

    Family Osborne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh the comments. Y'ALL. It's a SALAD.

    E. Hamilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also... The salad is from Mexico...

    JHD
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French make american food?

    Jason Llewellyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably asked for a happy ending instead 😉

    Martina Mulvihihill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a always chicken in a caesar salad in France

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    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like when people drink coffee with skimmed milk. Like how much of it is there? 0.5 ml?

    Samantha Mix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The milk of any fat % cools down the coffee, so one can drink it *now* instead of 45 minutes from now when it's not going to burn your mouth

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    Gene Starwind
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skim milk is milk-flavored water....

    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skimmed milk = cloudy water

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are all of these 'I was standing behind an American'??

    Nicholas Zaal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol because American comments are hilarious. And no offence, but they can be pretty loud speakers.

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    Lori Fuqua
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well for us lactose and/or milk sensitive people, skim milk is more stomach friendly, cause most places use whole milk not even 2% milk, but they usually have skim, and they never have lactose free, and I'm not about to drink some stupid nut juice or soy juice or oat juice yes juice cause they're not MILK, but usually I just order the drink the regular way as it comes (with whole milk) cause it's not much milk in it to begin with, it's not like a milkshake aka all milk

    Kurt Hektek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B******t! As a lactose sensitive person, I call b******t on that claim.

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    Dana Ondráčková
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminded me of my month Long work t netherlands. I was the smallest in the kitchen I worked at And Everybody asked me if I drank enough milk as a kid😂 I told them "yeah, seconds it left the cows udder but nothing helped" 😂😂

    Baali Venomax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You CAN get goats milk in Spain. I know because I've seen it in the cafes, and supermarkets. Its their preferred choice, there are more goats over there than cows.

    Bubbles and sparks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, you can buy it in just about every big supermarket. I can however understand that the places they serve coffee, don't buy that. Why? Because you can also by lactose free milk here for the same price as normal milk, so there is no need to buy the triple more expensive goat milk ;)

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    Andrewsarchus42
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, Americans who are wealthy enough to travel to foreign nations are also wealthy enough to be more likely to be spoiled, entitled brats. Many Americans understand to be respectful of other cultures, they’re just often not the ones who get to travel to other nations. And I guarantee those wealthy, spoiled vacationers act the exact same way in back America, too.

    EJN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Just eat it or drink it!

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    Travel expert, investor, and best-selling author Rick shared his insights about coffee culture and the best dishes he'd recommend while you're visiting Italy.

    "Italy is very different from the US when it comes to food and drinks. And coffee is no different. For example, coffee in Italy is usually served in a small cup—similar to what you'd expect an 'espresso' to be in the States. But in Italy, it's known as a 'Caffè.' Now, if you ask for a latte, you'll probably get a glass of milk because 'Latte" means milk in Italian. You'd be better off asking for a 'Caffè Latte' instead," he said.

    "And last, never order a cappuccino after lunch. Many Italian restaurants will frown or downright deny the request."

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    SimonPa50494208 Report

    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE it! Take what they are offering or else.

    Lori Fuqua
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, no substitutions When I used to waitress we had specials and there was no substitutions on this specials. It was a pasta place. We had pasta your way option where you could pick pasta, sauce, add-ins whatever. So anytime people would want substitutions on the specials we would refer them to the pasta your way, cause NO SUBSTITUTIONS

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    Sarah SH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these make other countries seem kind of mean.

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not on the menu, it's not an option.

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    Liam Lowenthal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish America did this. Reeeealy do. The Karen's would explode all across the country. Lol

    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 every single one of these has made me laugh! The French do not play when it comes to gastronomy, ever!!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Sure! But it's going to have chicken in it!'

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing to me that Parisians are both sarcastic and literal at the same time.

    Bubbles and sparks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very refreshing, I can actually appreciate the fact that there are food-sellers that say no. If you want something specific, you go and find that specific food, you do not automatically expect someone that makes and sells it in a certain way to accommodate you.

    Molly R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard 'bloody' in Paris. London, yes.

    Mood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worth noting that doing that will waste food and that's always a shame, but I understand the seller.

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    Rob Steenvoorde
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is a made up story, it's a common known joke that has been around for years.

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidentally ordered in Canadian.

    BobTDG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know that accent came partly from Scotland. Nova Scotia means new Scotland.

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    Maurizio Bellelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe milk comes only from cows, goats and sheeps, yuo can't - BY EUROPEAN LAWS - call "milk" something made from vegetables, they are simply oak beverage, almond beverage, and so on. That's the simple reason of the misunderstandment

    Eoin MacantSaoir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That only came in last year (due to heavy lobbying from the dairy industry). Up till then they were called oat milk, etc. Everyone still calls it oat milk, just the manufacturer has to call it oat drink.

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    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with the Americans and oat milk?? I'm American myself but have never had it, but then I don't patronize coffee shops much either.

    30_Helens_Agree
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It tastes good and is thicker than other non-dairy milks. I can’t have milk anymore so it’s nice to have an alternative option.

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    Lori Fuqua
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for Scotland, only in America we call juice, milk 😂😂😂😂😂

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oat milk is no milk at all. Stop calling "milk" any whitish líquid.

    cwa92464
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order local...It's not Starbucks on your street

    Ruth Hempsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once in southern England as a kid visiting family I asked a greengrocer for a threepenny - pronounced thruppenny - apple. I was confused when he gave me two tiny baby ones. I left the shop hearing one older lady whispering to another older lady, "Scottish," with knowing nods at each other. The penny dropped. He heard two threehapenny apples. I shared one with my cousin as we walked home. I was too polite to say nah, ah'm a Geordie.

    Erica Cochrane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see, i work in a coffee shop in scotland. and generally i've never come across this issue. but the issue we DO have is that, in a scottish accent, OAT and WHOLE sound very similar. so you have to double check a lot of the time to make sure you dont make a serious mistake :P

    Rumple Schleppskin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say this now, because this is the third or fourth where they spelled without - withoot. It's not cute, and I will blame you people in ten years hence, when all the kids are spelling it that way, because they learned to read online.. Grammar lessons from dog and cat videos. 🤦🏽

    Seymour Disapproves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "withoot" is intentional because the writer is emulating the Scottish accent. You've completely missed a key point of the joke just for the chance to make a "kids these days" grandpa-ism. Bad look lol

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    Amused panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. To-go cups add so much waste.

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee is much better enjoyed at a cafe tbh.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But enough coffee, and you will have to.

    Stefan Ramaker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close to my hometown I asked for cofee to go. The waiter asked me where the heck i want to go with it :-)

    Elizabeth Krigsvold
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many European cars don't have cup holders because you're meant to take a minute, relax and drink it. Not gogogo with it like here in the usa

    Anne Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does if you bring your own mug. We travelled all through Scandinavia (Europe, USA )with travel mugs and no-one refused to serve their coffee in them for "to go". Americans looked at us a bit oddly though.

    Squee She
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not fika to leave the shop! Norwegians like to sit and have coffee with a snack.

    Liz-ard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of my family’s yearly visit to Norway at summer. It’s “next door”. I was about 4 or 5 and went in to a mini shop along a reeeeeely narrow road as they are outside and north of Oslo. I wanted ice cream. Made on milk/cream called “glass”. Now in Sweden there is two categories of ice cream, the other is made of water and lemonade and then frozen. in Norwegian the milk/cream ice cream is called “is”. My mom had to drag a very angry mini-me back to our car when I thought the lady i the store tried to force a frozen water/lemonade on me no matter how much I screamed “glass!!!” to her.

    Linda Colosimo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take your own insulated cup and ask for it to be filled.

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    When it comes to travel, Rick suggests that anyone who's scared of taking the first step ought to see themselves as an explorer, who is ready to learn about other cultures.

    "Sit back, relax, enjoy the scenery and the food, and try not to do too much... after all, you're on holiday!" he said.

    Authentic food in Italy is regional, Rick told Bored Panda. "This means each region has a food or dish that they are specialized in. Here are a few of my favorite things to eat in the most famous cities:

    • Rome: Pasta Carbonara (Nothing beats authentic carbonara!)
    • Naples: Pizza (Pizza in Naples is something else. It's out of this world!)
    • Florence: Fiorentina (The most delicious T-Bone steak you've ever had.)
    • Venice: Cicchetti (The Italian version of tapas.)
    • Sicily: Cannoli (Probably one of the best deserts around.)"

    Then for dessert (and for those lovers of all things sweet like yours truly) is gelato. Rick said that you can find it "no matter where you are in Italy."

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    "People eat gelato in Italy year-round, and for a good reason—it's the best!"

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    John Dwyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In her head: "can I have a vegetarian menu:. In actual French "my grandmother eats monkeys"

    Plume
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are actual vegetarian restaurants in France. Sheesh people, go find them.

    Alanna Booplesnoot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A separate menu of just vegetarian options? Either look through the normal menu for vegetarian options or go to a restaurant that you know has vegetarian options. It's a good thing I'm seeing screenshots and not the original posts, because I'm smh so much

    Ernie Walker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegetarian is a north american dad, most other countries they are just glad for any food they can get. An example of why most countries hate the north american self indulgent self righteous attitudes of the woke .

    Rotunda
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    3 years ago

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    An adult person who is not capable of understanding ethical reasons behind giving up meat is somehow r******d for me.

    dev mehta
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    3 years ago

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    The server was a total bi*ch

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    Valentina Cupido
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try ordering a steak "well done" in Tuscany (where "bistecca alla Fiorentina" is basically a religion)! I used to work in a restaurant and this one time a pregnant lady ordered it well done and the cook was so furious! She sent it back three times because she found it too rear, in the end it was basically a shoe sole!

    Allistrata GG4
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately that's life for pregnant and organ transplant peeps. The sadness on my husband's face when he eats steak... 😢

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    R Dennis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's aunt told me she wanted prime rib for a holiday we were hosting. I made it: encrusted with brown sugar, salt, cracked pepper, and spritzed with bourbon to set the crust. I also made a zip sauce and horseradish sauce from scratch. It came our perfect after many hours of effort. Sliced her a perfectly pink center cut and she asked for it cooked well done. I told her the oven was still on and to help herself. I refuse to cook any premium meat past medium, it is a waste of the cut.

    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I'm salivating just thinking about that crust you made. I'm with you on this one. My daughter won't eat meat that's not well done (and every time I served anything meat, I had to put in the blender so she no longer eat red meat TG), my oldest son eats it blue and my youngest son likes it rare-medium.

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    Nizumi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to Trattoria Mario in Florence and when my husband ordered the steak and was about to say how he wanted it, the waitress stopped him with a smile and said, "Trust the cook. He knows steak." Oh. my. word. My mouth is watering at the memory.

    Randolph Croft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was with a friend in Santa Barbara, CA, USA maybe 25 years ago, in a fancy little restaurant for the nearby 5! golf clubs - and he ordered his steak 'well done' (I almost always order 'chef's choice') and the 50-ish yr old waiter said, 'I'm sorry, but we have too much respect for our cattle.'

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I order my steaks rare, always. When asked once why I told them that the animal already died for it, it doesnt' have to die twice. I really really like the flavour of meat, no seasoning, just seared a tiny bit on the edges. Yum.

    Mo Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband (a chef) always says " wave a cigarette lighter over it." Or " so rare a vet could get it back on its feet".

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    Sue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just make steak at home. I eat it medium well but if you order medium well you usually get bloody. I don't eat blood unless it gives me immortality.

    James King
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not blood. Blood coagulates after death.

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    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am with the waiter!

    Chris This
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On every f****n tweet you are with the waiter. Under every tweet I can find the same dumb comment of you. Maybe you are just a resentful and frustrated person. 🤷

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    Erik Ivan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the tail end of september, me and my twin brother visited our old parents together. There, we cooked filet of moose with lots of other things to go with it. We made the meat ranging from rare to semi-well-done-ish. 2 members of my family (we were 15 people at the table) asked if they could cook their pieces of meat until it was done in a skillet. To wish both me and my brother refused. I mean, we had cooked a few pieces too long anyway for them. Not everything needs to be turned into a *!*+% shoe sole. Especially when it is about as good a cut as there is on a moose

    Leona
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is why I don not order red meat in restaurants

    Ivona
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is usually a heated discussion here in the U.S. Everyone has the right to eat their steak the way they like it, not the way the chef likes it. A good chef can make even well done steaks be juicy and flavorful.

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    Delta Dawn
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    surely they must have a brussel sprout or two hidden somewhere

    Traveler Mind
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please. So ignorant. Alain Passard's L'Arpege is 3 stars michelin and a vegetarian restaurant. Among many excellent others!!!

    Anaïs Grobin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Times have changed. There are tons of vegan restaurants in Paris now

    Virginie Beghin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have lots of vegetarian and vegan friendly restaurants in Brussels, je was just not willing to make an effort :p

    Alanna Booplesnoot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do restaurants in Paris not have salads?

    Ahimsa Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From my experience as a tourist: yes! And wonderfully yummy!

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    Silviu Leibovici
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are vegetarian options in Belgium ... might be on the falafel side though ...

    Viv Hart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll find vegetables in the Netherlands.

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ask a for a salad or eggplants. That Will do.

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    Stand-up comedian Andy’s thread got a jaw-dropping amount of attention online. He got over 203k likes. But the true beauty of his tweet about asking for an oat milk coffee in Paris was how much he inspired other travelers to open up about their own gastronomic and other experiences while abroad.

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    Us, personally? We live for travel. There is nothing like the thought of having a trip waiting for you in the near future to energize and motivate you. It doesn’t necessarily even have to be a flight to Paris, New York, or Tokyo, either. Sometimes even hopping on a train or driving for a couple of hours is enough to give you a completely different perspective on life.

    Life’s an adventure. Or, well, it’s supposed to be. But how many of us live it to the fullest? Or anything even close to resembling that? It takes quite a bit of energy and courage to step out of your comfort zone. Leaving your 9-5 and pile of unwashed dishes for a few days or weeks can be daunting. However, the result is very much worth it, we feel. Travel is good for the soul.

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    Pischonk Report

    SCamp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% with the waiter on that

    Alma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people have to make up all these rules around food. like, it doesn't affect you whatsoever when this lady drinks her coffee. give her her dam coffee

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling food culture that developed over hundreds of years 'made up rules' and expecting to get away with breaking this rules is a bit of an offensive move.

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    nana pancha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love eating and drinking coffee at the same time! it's delicious

    tara
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    3 years ago

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    "Surely I know better about what you want to drink and when....." Did she tell him "bring me my coffee NOW and don't call me Shirley...."

    Ti Al
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Travelling is about leaving your comfort zone and experiencing other ways to do things. If you are not willing or able to do this, don't travel.

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    Monosyllabic girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink coffee with my meal but if that's not how they do it where I'm visiting, that's what I'll follow. How hard is it to go along with local custom?!

    Laura Deckers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how hard is it to just give her some coffee?

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    Janos Schumacher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work fancy banquet stuff. Normally, coffee was served after as a course. However, when you host a Norwegian Elderhostel full of old retired midwestern farmers you make sure that every table has 3 carafes and you keep that coffee running the whole time. A 5 pot Hobart is not enough. Also, you will run out of smoked salmon.

    rahb1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY! I *always* want my coffee AFTER the meal, and France was the ONLY place in the world so far where they understood that (NB: I have not been to Italy yet!.)

    Pittsburgh rare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Spain. Or most of Europe. The concept of someone having coffee WITH their meal is surely alien.

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    Alanna Booplesnoot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I order coffee BEFORE my meal, so I'll have caffeine in my system to deal with others (whoever I'm dining with) during the meal

    Erla Zwingle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I add how resigned the baristas and waiters in Venice (and most of Italy, I imagine) have become to the nonchalance with which foreigners -- particularly Americans -- order cappuccino after lunch or dinner. This is strictly a morning drink and its components so drastically do not align with whatever you've just eaten (anchovy pizza? No problem!) that to the locals the mere idea remains equally incomprehensible and repulsive. I guess because cappuccino is milky and sweet it seems kind of like dessert. But real food requires real coffee afterward! After years here it seems obvious even to me, but no.... cappuccino after spaghetti and clams makes me shudder. To get back to the subject at hand, waiters bring it, sure. They don't care, just pay the bill and move along.

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    thesteveduke Report

    Ace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no, it doesn't. It's either medium or well-done, can't be both.

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the first time I went to the states with my parents. I was 9 and was asked at the restaurant, how I wanted my steak and I gave the server my best smile(which made me look a little unhinged but I didnt know that at the time) and said: Cooked please :) The server laughed and my Dad intervened: well done. I had no idea there was a differences between rare and cooked at the time.

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    RandomEpiBioPerson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when cooked properly, a steak being cooked "well-done" is usually considered a waste of good meat, in the culinary world, according to my best friend, whom was a formerly trained and successful chef before dieing to sickness in June. From a biological stand point, the more you cook the meat, the more you are breaking down the proteins and any other nutrients in the meat, so getting quality beef, such as steak, cooked "well-done" basically just turns it into being near pointless to eat. I WANT TO BE CLEAR THOUGH, THOROUGHLY COOK CHICKEN AND PORK BEFORE EATING! IN THE CASE OF THOSE MEATS, IT IS MUCH HEALTHIER TO EAT IT FULLY COOKED DUE TO THE HIGH OCCURRENCE OF INFECTIOUS ORGANISMS FOUND WITHIN.

    Tony James
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took my ex-BIL (he's ex because my sister finally saw the light) to a high-end steak place in my town for his birthday. I'm a regular there because it's where we take clients when they're in town, so they know me quite well. He proceeds to order a filet mignon, well done. I step outside for a smoke and there's the maitre-d' out there also having one. He turns to me and says "Look, I know you and I like you - you tip well, and you don't try to screw-around with the menu. But if you ever bring that guy to my restaurant again then I have to tell you that you're no longer welcome here. Your waiter took your order to the kitchen and it took three of us to prevent the sous-chef from running into the dining room with a cleaver." Moral of the story: if you're going to eat the steak, have enough respect for the animal it came from and the people cooking it not to ask to have it turned into shoe-leather.

    Holly Benedict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Grandma does that .... Ordered a fillet mignon well done, not only that, but had it butterflied as well and when it came out dry and tough she asked for a cup of au jus to dunk it in. And when that didn't make it better she gave up halfway and sent the rest to the trash ... That poor cow that had to die to become that dinner, completely disrespected.

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    Hotdogking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of something my dad told me. He went to a restaurant in France and asked for his steak to be cooked medium. It came out basically rare so he had it sent back to be cooked more. The waiter came back with it and there was barely any difference, so he had it sent back again. When the waiter came back a third time he said, “The chef said he cannot cook it anymore” before handing it to him. (Paraphrasing of course because this happened before I was born)

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't embarrass easily, but I would be so embarrassed to order a steak like that in France.

    Nguyen Jung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done steak are fine. Very well done steaks are going to get on dry side.

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! You have to cook "well-done" steak very differently from "medium" steak, or it tastes like sawdust. That's why a lot of people think well-done steak is so terrible; they're eating simply overcooked steak. A well-done steak must be brought to room temperature, cooked low temperatures after an initial hot sear, cooked with plenty of butter (or oil if you're grilling), basted, unmolested by forks, and given time to slowly cool after cooking.

    robman1ok1 Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Med rare or rare only otherwise get something else because you don't know how to eat a ste

    Yargarble
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steak Doneness Chart: Rare, Medium Rare, Whoa! Take It Easy Fella, What's Your Freakin Problem?!, Ruined.

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    victoria_a_mc Report

    Lamar Daniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was sitting with my 13 year old son on an Air France flight to Paris when the stewardess asked my son what he would like to drink with his meal. He replied "milk" and she asked if that would be white or red? My completely confused son told her"White, of course." The stewardess brought him a glass of white wine. Later, my son informed me that he loves French milk.

    AR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good question

    darlene Capstick
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    3 years ago

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    Tee Dinh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French people eat a lot of salad though

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    Taking the first step can be incredibly frightening. You don’t know what’s waiting for you on the other side! So it’s no surprise that some people cling to everything and anything that’s familiar: the language, behavior, food, and drinks that they’re used to. However, if you open yourself up to new experiences and go with the local flow, you’ll end up enriching yourself beyond taking a few selfies at popular tourist spots.

    By being open to exploring the unfamiliar and unexpected, at the end of your trip you might find that you’ve made a ton of new friends with people whom you would otherwise never would have considered talking to. You’ll have visited places that might not even be in the tourist guides. And you’ll have tasted things that help you develop your palate. It’s fine to set aside your love of latte for a week and live like a local.

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    The mindset with which you head out on your journey matters a lot. Taking the time to learn a bit of the local language and customs can help improve your entire trip. Besides, the locals will probably be far friendlier when they realize that you’re not just any other tourist.

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    binarythis Report

    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, no. I got upgraded to business on Air France and I got the vegetarian meal I've ordered when I booked economy, plus the most delicious bread rolls I even eaten, extra dessert, a cocktail and a small bottle of champagne to make up for the economy meal!

    Unknown_nobody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you didn't experience what the poster did doesn't mean they're wrong o_O

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    Elin Sandman
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do vegetarian food but you have to ordered it beforehand.

    Kristi Northcutt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother was a flight attendant for years, and when I would fly he would order me the vegetarian meal, at the time of booking. It is considered a "special meal" just like kosher meals. I want vegetarian then, but he assured me the vegetarian meal would be fresher and tastier than the regular meals. They always were very delicious, so I always trusted his expert opinion and went with his recommendations. Vegetarian meals most definitely had to be ordered ahead of time. They would have exactly that many and none for people wanting one once the flight was underway. It's not that kind of a kitchen on an airplane

    Rachna Mahajan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked for vegetarian sandwich during short distance flight to Manchester, they gave me Tuna sandwich, ok asked what Tuna is he said fish ma'am:)

    Rachna Mahajan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years back short distance flight to Manchester, I asked for vegetarian sandwich and they gave me tuna sandwich, I asked what's Tuna he said it's a fish ma'am:)

    Melinda Loud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that you have to order special when booking.

    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In general, the French are accepting if they need to be. I wonder what the previous customer who asked did? Maybe the steward or stewardess was just in a sour mood?

    T
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    3 years ago

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    Music Mania
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was flying first with Air France on my last trip to Europe and the attendant stopped me from leaving because "they had to let first class out first" (the first class sections are split by a galley). I looked him square in the eye and said "oh, you mean like all of us sitting in this section here?" then he mumbled some choice words about Americans and and me in general in French.... Responding to him in kind, in French, and pointing out that he shouldn't assume the American doesn't speak French is still one of my favorite moments.

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    LenoxLaney Report

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please, in Germany we have Starbucks, World Coffee, Double Coffee, Espresso House, Tchibo, and who knows how many other places that have oat milk or other kinds of milk substitutes on the menu.

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but none of the above are Italian

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    Nope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So....everyone telling people they have to follow local customs seem to be the same people applauding this move by a foreigner insisting on imposing their foreign custom. Silliness.

    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an article by an Australian who stated that she had no allergy issues when eating bread in France, but when she returned home they flared up again. She ended up sourcing french flour so she could make her own bread. There are serious differences in the strains and growing of crops and animals in Europe. The food doesn't cause allergies on the scale that US and Australian foods do.

    Des
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were right 👍... You don't go to a Sushi bar and order a Peking duck.

    J. G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italians in Berlin frown upon decaf also :/ but there are great local roasters who offer gorgeous fair trade organic beans that are decaf *__*

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm caffeine intolerant, has the opposite impact on me by making me feel weak, wobbly and quite ill. It can be frustrating when people frown on something because it is perceived as a fad, so I'd be very grateful to those local roasters.

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    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely brilliant! As an Aussie I met an Australian bartender in Grenoble, and he explained to me what was popular, and available, and what was NOT. Simples! I was able to enjoy a great sample of the local libations!

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 Can't 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Breathe 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

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    #21

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    theyondan Report

    Russell Tilling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely better to drop your principles temporarily than starve.

    NoSoupForYou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vegan MRE was an option. Their principles were pretty weak.

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being vegetarian or vegan is usually an option for people who have it all - if you have to eat what you can get your hands on you don't fuss about it

    Sadie Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a vegan coworker who doesn't have much choice. She's allergic to all dairy and meat, both of which are hidden in almost everything. Some people don't have a choice and have to label themselves as vegan because of severe food allergies, not just out of a place of privilege.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those not familiar with military jargon, MRE means Meal Rejected by Enemy. Military rations, originally Meal Ready to Eat.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the normal French MRE is not bad, by MRE standard. It can be exchanged four or five US MREs.

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a vegan who drives a BMW with leather seats. I guess sitting on a dead animal was not the same for her as eating it. On to a similar topic: I have always been dismayed by those animal activists who, in the 1970's and 80's, had the courage to harass old ladies wearing fur coats, but were unable to display the same sort of courage in the presence of a leather-clad biker. I guess it's alright if the dead animal's skin no longer has hair...

    mandy the capibara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that there is sometimes some hypocricy there, but not always. I don't eat meat because of the co2 impact, a leather chair that lasts decennia or even longer doesn't have that same impact, so depending on the reasons for going vegetarian, it isn't necessarily hypocritic Same for fur: leather of often a byproduct of the meat industry (as more animals get slaughtered for meat) but fur has its own industry and the animals are usually only slaughtered for their fur. Although I absolutely hate the harrassing ways of some activists, and I think there are ways in which leather and fur can be more sustainable than their polyester alternatives, but still: leather and fur are not entirely the same.

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    Sue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking if you're in the military, you must be ready to kill something.

    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In principle, and unless it is for health reasons, I find it weird for an army personnel to have restrictive dietary demands by choice. They are supposed to deal with wars by design! The luxury of choice is not part of the military equation.

    AR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world will mot end if you stop being vegan when necessary. It’s a highly privileged diet.

    Tee Dinh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When one goes to Africa and see people struggle to feed themselves and still wanna uphold one's *whatever* values, to me it's just ridiculous.

    Wilf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think I could live with the shame of working in a developing country where people have not all that recently experienced famine and have the sheer front to be a picky eater.

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being vegan and travelling is prettyy much impossible, unless you are willing to subsist on bread, nuts and apples.

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    Previously, Professor Christine Vogt, the Director of the Center for Sustainable Tourism at Arizona State University, told Bored Panda that the more we prepare for the journey in terms of knowledge, the more of a positive impression we’ll leave with the locals.

    “More than likely that [the local language and customs] is what draws a person to visit a certain place. The more local knowledge a traveler has, the more a traveler can feel like a local and fit in," she told us some time ago.

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    HTMacon Report

    Mark Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is a cheese shop, isn't it?"

    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Monty Python cheese shop sketch comes to mind.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the right answer. It was the question that was wrong, what can you recommend

    Jonathan Nichols
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah different cheeses have WAY different tastes. Waiter probably didn't want to deal with having a guessing game with a hangry foreigner who thinks all cheese is the same.

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    Minda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm slowly learning that I would starve to death in France.

    Lacia Lew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm slowly learning that I don't wanna go to France at all if all they can do is being snobby about goddamn food. I'mma go to Japan instead.

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    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to a lot of countries and it seems in almost any situation like this, asking them what they recommend or what they would choose is usually received quite favorably. Plus you often get something awesome that you maybe didn't know about.

    Nichole Kilvington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't act ridiculous in other countries. You know a few names of cheese yes?

    RedMarbles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they wanted to be surprised? I've certainly been with diners who said "surprise me." I wouldn't do it, as I always thought I might be slightly annoyed at having to make the decision if I was the server, but I never thought it was ridiculous, either.

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    Judit Hajdu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every cheese has a name, just like in Italy you do not order pasta

    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have more than 350 varieties of cheese. Of course they said no, you were woefully unprepared.

    Steven LongName
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Venezuelan Beaver cheese?, Eh, it's a bit runny

    Elizabeth Krigsvold
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're very snobby about their cheese in france

    Elvis Masson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not snobby. It’s that there are over 400 different kinds of cheese in France. There are so many different and yummy things to choose from!

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    Bubbles and sparks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't make them choose the cheese for you, it's like "I would like any soup.", they serve you greenpea soup and then you tell them you don't like that.... Choose what you want, don't put that on someone else ;) My SO sometimes does the same when I ask him what he wants on his sandwich. When his answer is "anything", I'll just wait for him to make his voice a little less complicated ;)

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    work_doodles Report

    Ace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost in translation. Presume the first one was out of stock and the second was his suggestion of the best alternative to it.

    Elizabeth Krigsvold
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the waiter knows wine and pairing to compliment a meal

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    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a better wine for your food.

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In France, the posh restaurants 'pride' themselves on pairing wines with food - specific wines for specific meats or fish. I would guess this was either 'no, that wine does not go with that dish' or, 'hey, I recommend this wine' (which is 40 euros more expensive)

    Alban Bizet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to remind people, waiter is a profession in France, it's a section of culinary school, so they know what they are doing, and don't ask you every 5s how is your meal, and they know the menu and what wine works best

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly he was probably right about what you chose being a bad choice... or maybe out of stock and this was the substitute for the night and the translation was just off

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always trust the waiter if you are not a wine connoisseur

    David Phillips
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similarly, I have heard that one shouldn't take a bottle of wine to a dinner party in France, as the host will already have provided wine that pairs with the meal. Also,

    BeaBea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe their selection was a poor choice for the food they ordered

    EJN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You received the wine that was most likely to be best with the meal you ordered. If they sell you a wine that clashes with your food, you will not be happy (though some people wouldn't realize it) so they refused.

    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be that the wine wasn't complementary with the dish you ordered. Wine with a meal can make or brake a taste ;)

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    Amused panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. He didn't deny service like some on the list.

    VM37
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar thing in my region. There is this god awfull drink that people drink, mixing coke with red wine. Young people mostly. If you try to oreder that in a fancy restoran in Dalmatian, I don't think they would serve you. They wolud probably serve coke and a glass of wine. But to mix them..... It is beyond me. On the other hand, people from different parts of the Word are very suprised to see we drink our wine with water.

    Erik Ivan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixing whiskey and coke should be a capital offence. If you don't need professional care in a locked medical ward.

    Ace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even know what a Paddy's is, some sort of special whiskey? Seems like a reasonable response, TBH.

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paddy is very nice, which is somewhat surprising given it is at the low end of the price scale. Just over half the price of Jameson, the last time I bought it.

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pub in my village would have just given the 2 separate drinks assuming you meant it as 'A Paddy's, and a Coke'. The idea of mixing them would just be alien.

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? I’m Irish and have literally never heard of someone being denied a whisky and coke. It’s a normal drink.

    Lin Juist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutch living in Ireland and I see whiskey get mixed all the time.

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to damn your soul for such an abomination (in his mind at least) then this on you...

    Tony James
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a drink called a black-and-tan - half Guinness, half lager (or heavy, if you're in Scotland). Do not order this in Ireland. For one, there are historical reasons not to mention black-and-tans. For another, messing with Guinness is grounds for extreme violence in some of the less reputable bars.

    Colin Brackenridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend from Trinidad who made Guinness punch for Christmas parties. As soon as he told me what it was I couldn't hide my disdain. Told him "Back jn Belfast someone would have shot you for doing that."

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    "Local customs can include how a traveler dresses, eats, uses a cell phone, etc. When a traveler is out in a community such as walking in a downtown area or eating in a restaurant, these local customs can come into play,” she explained.

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    Pam Ives
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding "very Hyacinth" to the list of things I never want to be called.

    Valerie Chrisman-Naramore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best show ever. Now I just laugh at the decor and clothing at the time...

    Sue Bradley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Somerset here - doesn't surprise me :)

    Hey!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm totally confused by this thread of comments and I'm laughing so hard my husband thinks I'm crazy.

    Barbara Skolly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The was a funny Brit-com in the 90s called Keeping up Appearances. The main character was Hyacinth Bucket (pronouned Bouquet).

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    Eva Verde
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She would be given a lemon with her tea in Poland, that's the norm. They will look at you weirdly if you ask for milk.

    Barbara Skolly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Polish grandpa loved lemon with his tea, especially when made by his British wife

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    OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking!

    Aranora
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt has always drunk her tea with lemon... We are from Devon... South of Somerset lol

    Mary Dodd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother in law tried to order a half of bitter in Newcastle. The outraged barman said "Where do you think you are?? A cocktail bar??"

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    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes; vegetarian is not a big thing in France. They assume it means you don't eat RED meat.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is we have plenty of traditional dishes without meat, and a few that could be vegan, but we don't think of them like that.

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    Friday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my big fat Greek wedding. No meat? Don’t worry, I’ll make lamb!

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More and more french people are being vegetarian so, now, you find more and more vege options in restaurants. But it's fairly recent ( started to be a thing 10/15 years ago).

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must’ve been a NICE surprise for him. I’ll show myself out

    EJN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegetarians should go to special restaurants that serve that kind of meal. Would you go to the Arctic and tell the locals you only eat vegies? Fine but you are going to be dieting while you are there!

    Bobby Edler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know if someone is "vegetarian/vegan " ?? They tell you, again, and again, and again.

    Catherine Spencer-Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people here in town who have chickens as pets. Funeral services when the birds eventually die. WTF?

    Bmo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this response in N america. It drives me crazy.

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    LilliVB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is because in Italian "Latte" means literally milk. So if you ask for latte, we assume you want a glass of milk (in Italian "un bicchiere di latte). If you want hot milk with a splash of coffee, you have to ask for a "latte macchiato"

    Maurizio Bellelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you for the explanation about what milk latte is, I am italiana and ordering a "milk milk" seemed to me really strange

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    VM37
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were in Italy and the menus all had cafe latte. Or cappucciono, or espreso.... So just look at the menu and orded what it says.

    N.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a casino cocktail waitress. I have customers who order milk. I'm not a jerk about it, I just want people to have a nice experience when they're visiting. I don't care what country you're in, don't be a snob. Let people enjoy what they enjoy.

    AR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren’t expats, they’re immigrants. Stop dressing up white people immigrating as something fancy.

    Jen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No necessarily. In general expats are only planning on being in the different country for a set period of time before returning to thier home country, and depending on that time may only have a long stay visa not a resident's card and if they do get a resident's card it is a temporary one with a set expiration date after which they cant be renewed. Immigrants on the other hand have moved to the new country for the rest of thier lives and will either get a permanent resident's card or will apply for citizenship in the new country. Editted for spelling

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    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would because black coffee gives me heartburn and has since I was 19.

    Phoenix 28
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The confusion is that in Italian latte just means milk. She didn't say anything about coffee. So the waiter thought she wanted plain milk.

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    Dovile Mal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I ordered latte in one of London's coffee shops. The waiter asked me if I want hot or cold. And... he brought me a cup with hot milk 😂. I called him again and said that I would like a coffee. He, then asked me if I want coffee with my latte. I said - no, I want coffee in my latte. It happened in Covent Garden, London.

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    “For example, in Buddhist countries, a woman who has not covered her shoulders or legs may not be allowed into temples or even a restaurant. Learn as many local customs as you can and a few keywords to enhance your experience.”

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    Amused panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is one thing to suggest "no, I believe you will find this wine will complement the meal best" but another thing to be entitled enough to force your choice of alcohol on another. Of course, it could be they had a stock issue, were out white (unlikely I know) and didn't explain. Or he was just rude.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. Sometimes, it's more about how it's being said. Your tone matters.

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    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You needed to order 'vin rouge'. Otherwise it is white. Please DO TRY to understand other cultures before visiting! OTOH, you may have ordered food which is traditionally served with white wine. It is always OK to ask the server, but preferably in French.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were eating a meal, then he was probably bringing you what went best with it. If you aren't then he was just being a git

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This strains credulity. I can understand the waiter having his beliefs about wine but not that he would impose them on the customer. Even in Paris, I find this very doubtful..

    Family Osborne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he probably brought them a really good wine. people visiting foreign countries need to stop pretending like they know what everything is going to taste like ;)

    John Barber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like being alive you'll bring me the wine I ask for, b***h!!.

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to Paris a few times for work. If you order a mismatched wine with your meal, they, at most, will ask if you meant something else, and give you a chance, but if you repeat yourself, they'll just bring it.

    Austin Frank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because it didn't pair well with your meal?

    Liz-ard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was probably more of an unpleasant snobby waiter who didn't like tourists.

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    Iampenny
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A doggy bag is definitely not uncommon in England.

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's odd, and the friend was rude. Whilst the phrase doggy bag did originate in the USA in the 1940s, it isn't an unknown expression in the UK. Some places in the UK will actively offer it to customers who seem to be struggling with the portion size (rather than wait for it to be requested), and I've been to one place in the UK which encourages regulars to bring a plastic box with them in anticipation of leftovers. Of course, it depends on the size of the portions as to where it might be regularly requested, but it cuts food waste.

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the concept has been there for millenia. The earliest reference I've read to this (albeit not the actual phrase "doggy bag") is in book 10 of the Odyssey, where Homer describes the scene thusly:"... waving their long tails and fawning, the way that dogs go fawning about their master, when he comes home from dining out, for he always brings back something to please them."

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    Ralph Kretschmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. We sometimes ask for this in Germany

    Meh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought everyone in the uk knew what a doggy bag is.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swiss here - yes, we and the Germans both do that.

    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought doggy bag was an English thing?

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I generally don't have leftovers. But my wife will often save some meat and a few other bits for the dogs, and I've yet to visit a place in the UK that hasn't been more than happy to put it into a container for us.

    Dave Unvert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother just thought it was low class to take a doggy bag.

    Kelly Frederick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My experience in Germany and my exchange family, taking leftover food home means you’re poor, they were embarrassed when my parents wanted to do it

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    Ace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't begin to imagine how badly you must have pronounced it.

    Matt Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...............I must be missing something

    Nguyen Jung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you fail the Perception roll.

    Peter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You watched until the end without comment?

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago we stayed a couple of days in Buenos Aires . One money we stopped at a cafe for coffee. My wife ordered a ‘café con leche’ and I ordered a Gatorade (since they had bottles of Gatorade in the display). Waiter arrives at the table with my wife’s coffee and my slice of lemon meringue pie. I was too embarrassed and sat there at 8.30 am eating dessert.

    Ines Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand. They thought you couldn’t possibly want a Gatorade for breakfast? I can’t imagine a scenario where pronouncing Gatorade could sound like : Pie de limón? Or the waiter thought you just needed sugar… 😛

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    Maurizio Bellelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never ask an italian recipe in France

    Samira Peri
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like Caesar salad is French either.

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    Tell us your funniest food ordering stories while you were traveling abroad, Pandas! Have you ever been in a situation like the people in this thread? Do you enjoy lattes and oat milk in your coffee? What city or country do you hope to visit soon? Share your thoughts, experiences, and future plans in the comments.

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    earthbaby_kim Report

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think some people only like runny eggs? Makes me want to 🤢

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Gerard Depardieu in Last Holiday; he was really happy, as a Chef, when Queen Latifah ordered everything without changing the recipes.

    Nichole Kilvington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eggs are NOT supposed to be cooked until solid, they should be fluffy and moist

    Gingergirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can cook eggs in many ways, not all should be fluffy and moist

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I makes sense because portion sizes in the USA are massive.

    BG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no cartographer, but I don't think Morocco is in the USA.

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    Erin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you leave behind a plate that's half full of food, they'll call you wasteful

    Lea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So zero waste life hack, carry an old tupperware or tiffin in your backpack so if they don't have to go boxes you brought your own.

    DAN13LG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell brings a backpack into a restaurant first of all? I'd pay the bill and walk out immediately if anyone I was eating with started pulling out Tupperware

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    Elvis Masson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All over Western Europe now, leftovers are taken home. The economies have changed.

    Nancy Lynch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be okay. I usually eat from the kids menu.

    Matt Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me never to visit that restaurant...

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Go Boxes are a regional thing. As in the region you live in

    Nichole Kilvington
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    3 years ago

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    Please don't EVER do this in a 'nice' restaurant ANYWHERE. What horrible manners

    Nichole Kilvington
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    3 years ago

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    If you are in a nice restaurant ANYWHERE they would laugh at you. Please don't do this, even in the States

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    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, bread is always served for free in French restaurant. Same for water (not the bottled water).

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bread in french restaurants often is free. Like , they just put it on the table, you don't pay it. This tweet is just a big lie, or this restaurant was not a right one.

    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t believe this one.

    Patrice Frey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is unlikely to happen at a "fancy" restaurant in France.

    Gingergirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why snarkily order bread, when you could just ask nicely?

    Hey!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, did he just ordered bread while still waiting? Maybe that's the problem.

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    Anne Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I don't believe this. Having recently spent about 8 weeks in France where bread was placed on the table at every meal without request.

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had bread on the table both in france and Italy and never had to order it. One thing they will NOT do is give you butter or olive oil. If they do is because they cater to tourists.

    gerard julien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no bread in a french restaurant ???? sure Bread is definetely NOT a french thing ! Total BS ! lol

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So fake. Ex was French. They LOVE bread.

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    Mason Kronol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these places not have menus or are these people just picking a food they want and expecting the restaurant to accommodate any request? Are these type of stories why people hate American tourists? If so I can see why.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sad to say that American tourists are indeed often very rude to service personnel and make lots of odd requests. They're very used of things going their way and very surprised when they don't get what they want. I've met some very nice Americans who were very smart and capable, but even some of them had to be explained that some things just don't work a certain way in Europe. I think part of it is because European countries are very different, sometimes to the extreme, even with different languages and cultures, while the USA is so big and the differences between the states are less and most Americans only travel within their own states.

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    Hellebore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm french and had caesar salad many times in parisian restaurants...

    DAN13LG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea they surprised me too if it's even true. Any place that has tourism will have staple items almost everywhere. It was on the menu so I got a grilled chicken salad my first stop in Cambodia. Oddly enough I didn't know till a year ago ranch was just an American thing I don't really eat it often but I know it's very popular here in the US

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    Brian Droste
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I go to a resturant I always get a menu because I never know what I want. Hardly order the same thing twice in a row. So if I was in a forgien country and they had menu in English I tell them what I want and also point to the meal I want so as no confudion.

    DAN13LG
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea screw confudion... nobody wants to eat that. I'd make sure there was none of that on my plate too

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    Nichole Kilvington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately nobody does their homework and realizes that certain foods we eat and THINK are foreign are NOT. Sometimes they even give you an American menu because they know this

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next time ask for a Asterix salad, Cesar was not so popular

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had many a salad Caesar in France.

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    ErichinATL Report

    Valentina Lattante
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think Europe is more eco-friendly than USA...

    Ann M Clinkscales
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! My mom is french and we grew up spending our summers there. Since 1978...or so, you bring your own nets to shop. These are bags used for shopping that looks like nets. They don't offer paper or plastic to anyone. It's expected of you to bring your own nets. In most places they just hand you the item to put in your net!

    RajunCajun
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been to France but it would seem to me buy what I have been reading here that they don't like Americans too much. Also, When I was a young fellow in the Military stationed in Bosnia I saw a young French military girl and tried to say hello in Cajun French. She looked at me, called me a peasant turned and walked away.

    Shanna McNally
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    3 years ago

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    Melissa Gallo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Souvenir sellers are not French :)

    Liz-ard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think the clerk took it as an insult that the bag wasn’t good enough for Eric.

    Tara Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s irritating no matter what the bag is made of. Don’t hand it back all high and mighty. Clean up after yourself, don’t ask them to do it!

    Max85
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviouly invented (or at least exaggerated) based on common cliches

    Graham Hackett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably thought he was being given garbage.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me in Paris. I said no thank you and handed back the bag which they crumpled and threw in the garbage.

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