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When you stroll through an art museum viewing the masterpieces of previous time periods, what’s going through your mind? Do you marvel at how impressive the paintings were from times before photographs and the internet were available? Or do you imagine what clever captions you could paste onto the paintings to turn them into modern day memes?

If you’re a connoisseur of memes who’s also interested in taking a scroll through a virtual art gallery, we’ve got the perfect list for you down below. We took a trip to the “Ancient Memez” Instagram page to gather our favorite paintings from the past that have been given clever contemporary captions, so enjoy reading through and be sure to upvote the pics that you find most relatable!

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VonBlade
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She probably meant "Thi---nk about kittens and roses". Ah what a precious flower she is. :)

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Audra
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shut the damn hell up and let us talk fool!!! 🤣

Gimme that Cash
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I just bust my gut by laughing.

Timbob
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, he’s right. Women think, “Why use two or three words, when 30 will do”? Ask a man a question that requires a yes or no answer, and that’s what you get. Ask a woman, and you get the whole thought process that led to a yes or no.

justaprettypotatopanda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, as a woman myself (okay, I'm not old enough to be considered a "woman" but I'm gonna go ahead and call myself that), I can confirm that I have to give you my entire life story leading up to the question in order for you to understand why I said yes or no.

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Gypsy Lee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m printing this & putting it above our bed.

Maggie Mae
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most men use their Ears as Flippers to Swim Better!

Jane W.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so similar to things that men have said to me before they got to know me!

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is still one of my favorites.

    Dak Janiels
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is in this and he said he doesn't like it.

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look sad.

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they look sad. They're waiting for 3 AM feedings!

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    Connie Hirsch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it's not an 'ancient' painting. (Ouija boards are fairly recent.)

    Stella Goldfish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they can still see you 👻

    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey hooman! Get up! My food bowl is empty!

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to communicate with the lives of their own nine that they've already used up.

    January Tempis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no words for how accurate this is!

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    Issy Ahrens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #relatable- I mean what? did you guys just hear anything, because I certainly didn’t.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the five of you want to go to the theatre but you can only afford one ticket and then one your friends says they have an idea.

    Phoebe Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Spanish Queen María Luisa de Parma, painted by Goya in 1790)

    Shannon Hawks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is her a*s playing the good times theme song

    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That awkward moment when you try to walk out the door forwards.

    Maggie Mae
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weren't even Invented Yet!!Somebody needs to LEARN their History !!

    Nikki D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care about the TV. The dog however....

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    For a previous Bored Panda article featuring memes created from classical pieces of artwork, we reached out to Jeydie Woloszczuk, the woman behind What the Art?!, a blog dedicated to discussing art history. We were curious what sparked Jeydie’s interest in art history in the first place and what she loves most about the topic. 

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    “I find it fascinating that there is a mystery behind every painting, even if it seems clear cut,” she shared. “Every time you view a piece of art there is a clue that leads to multiple questions and guesses.” 

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priorities! Princess Fluffybottom always comes first!

    Jrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artwork by Tetsuya Noguchi, made in 2014. "Warrior takes an armored cat for a walk". The guy is super-fun, he invented the "Samurai Surrealism" school of art, with classical japanese themes and imagery mixed with contemporary or whimsical elements.

    tom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pussycato school of Bushido. To become a cat one must be one with the cat. Note the ears on the helmet

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat actually wanted to conquer the rest of the world, but Genghis Khan convinced it to settle with Mongolia... for now...

    Brat hard
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FUN FACT : Ancient egyptians were defeated by mongols due to their love of cats

    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see this on, I just love it! So damn funny!

    Jon Stewart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I know some people walk cats. I just hope I never meet them.

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    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the ragged, tired Jesus on the bottom left: "He's still staring at me after 6 hours, doesn't he ...?"

    María Hermida
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all of them poor Jesus looks as if he were thinking "wtf do you think you are doing?"

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    Jeremy Crocker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top left Jesus is practically rolling his eyes.

    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone says Judas wanted money but really he had an ear fetish

    byeon dovei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a christian, idk why u got downvoted, that’s hilarious

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    Cat lover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda creepy

    WishIWasAFlapperGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does it look like Judas is sniffing Jesus in each picture?!!! LOL Don't know why, but it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this!!

    brown eyed girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Judas was gay? I know that look well 😅

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    TheOneAndOnlyMarina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sleep paralysis demon in a nutshell

    Alexia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That horse has seen things.

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When horse got away from being pray, and became the hunter!

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    Funhog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was that this could be one of those paintings from a silly spy-type movie where the eyes of the horse are on a removable panel so that someone who is hiding behind the wall in a secret room can peer into the room through the eyes of the painting.

    María Hermida
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google " lion of Gripsholm Castle"

    Connie Hirsch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidence that Picasso time-traveled?

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. Time isn't linear. It's cubist.

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    “As a viewer, the only thing you really know is that the artist put a bit of themselves into it and has thought of ways to provoke their audience,” Jeydie continued. “Studying art and art history, as with many other subjects, is rewarding since you get to find out more about the art piece, the artists, and possibly, how they managed to influence history and culture.”

    The art expert also shared that her favorite style of art is Impressionism. “It managed to break all the rules of its time and kick start the art scene in America as we know it today,” Jeydie explained. “I feel that when I look at impressionistic art I'm viewing it from the perspective of the artist and how they saw the scene or person. It can be unforgettable and stirring.”

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    Bear Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get me Michelangelo and I'll have my whole body tattooed. Otherwise get lost.

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that I know a tattoist whose 2nd or 3rd name is Michelangelo. I might mistake it and it's some other posh-italian form of Mike, though, but ... still ... want me to search for my old phone to get a hold on him?

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    Jessica Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is a Catholic temple, beautifully decorated and full of wine and bread.

    lily jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the tweet that was like, your body is a temple, anyone can get in, mine is a nightclub, with restricted access

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the OP, so I didn't correct it, but it said "Temple," yet showed a church. This comes from Jewish scriptures. The analogy was made specifically to the inner sanctum of the Jewish Temple. Only one man was ever permitted to enter at a time. The law was so strict about this that he had to enter with a rope tied around his foot so that in case he died, they could pull his body out; they could not even enter to retrieve a dead or dying man.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to the tattooist next week! My left forearm has been wasted space for far too long.

    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is a temple, and I am the goddess to whom it is dedicated. I will decorate it however the f*ck I want.

    Erik Rydbom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy how there were 15 other chapels before this one.

    Shaun Coleman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get any tattoos as I did not know what I would be doing with my life and I didn't want anyone being able to identify me to the police by a distinctive tattoo.

    Eunice Robertson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think people sometimes forget that there are many tribes on earth where tattooing is a tradition, and part of their culture. Are we going to condemn all these people for something that is an essential part of their live? Whether you get a tattoo or not is a matter of personal choice, not to be policed by someone else.

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A prism sentence for being gay.....ok it's a bad pun on this spectrum.

    Christian Fuller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great pun. Anyone who doesn't like it just isn't on the same wavelength.

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    Julian Slate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sucks I hate going outside and I'm gay 😞

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the plague was raging outside those days so they had reasons to stay inside & only risk their servants lives venturing out.

    lonely miso
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gets confused and hovers on the threshold beteeen outside and inside*

    Poppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going outside is Dark Side of the Moon

    Karen Startz Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pink Floyd owes him credit for their epic album cover 🌈 🎸 🌈

    Mary Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only people who could make prisms that actually worked were from Murano. Newton couldn't afford them, so when he saw one at a fair, he shoplifted it. He then proceeded to use it so much (looking at the sun, natch) Newton was blinded for two weeks. Let the punishment suit the crime

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    Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    krampus, my boy!

    Šimon Špaček
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be "Čert", basically a demon, creature from hell, sent to Earth to tempt people or to harvest some sinners. Quite often unruly kids.

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    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the boy in the back is like "hee, Franz, wartet auf mich!" and the rightmost kid in the bucket is like "okay byyyyeeeee we're going on an adventuuuuure!" :D

    PunchinelloTX
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gruß vom Krampus!

    Steve Eaton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat visited the beach Christmas Day. Came home with sandy claws.

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure it was an accident?...

    Niki A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan is probably more likely to reward me since I've been bad, so not a stretch.

    James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least he brought you the sled you asked for!!!

    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, it reminds me of Grimm the TV series. So good.

    Satan's Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens a lot. We usually give out "Get out of Hell Free" cards.

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    We were also curious if Jeydie believes that art pieces from the past are still relevant today. “I think pieces, including the masterpieces, still influence modern artists,” she told Bored Panda. “Yet, I don't think they're relatable. Let's say, for example, the image of Venus. She is the persona of beauty and perfection; she is voluptuous and seductive. But in today's standards, society still views being thin as being the ultimate beauty. Yes, there are companies trying to break that old thought, but one doesn't see it changing in other industries; such as the movies.”

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    Phoebe Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... and thinking I´m coool

    cerinamroth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little boy (2 yesterday!) always cries that he wants wine! He means grape juice, which he drinks when we have wine on a Friday night. But I hope he doesn't start doing that in front of other people!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the guy's smile. "No one knows I'm drinking apple juice."

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For prom many years ago, my friends and I took a limo and our dork åsses poured sprite in the champagne flutes to look like we were drinking in photos 😂

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh, it was the sparkling cider or grape juice on NYE for me. Felt soooo chic!

    Julian Slate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 23 and I still do this lol. I have health problems that make it so I can't drink alcohol tho 😅

    BookFanatic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 yr old? 44 yrs old and I still do this. :D

    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juice in a fancy glass just hits different

    Dennis Adrian Middendorp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a wonderful painting. The facial expressions and anticipated delight. Anyone know it ?

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a table napkin on her head?

    Meldred Jay
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Ortolan is a French bird that is drowned (literally) in brandy, then cooked and eaten whole. Traditionally you put a napkin or towel on your head while eating it. It's considered a delicacy; God only knows why.

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    MellonCollie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude is annoyed, because girl sitting in front of him seems to take more interest in the painter than in him, and he finally felt he was getting somewhere with this girl. Meanwhile, coy girl's big sister, who came along to chaperone but to look for a potential husband as well, hence the fine dress, thinks the painter should back off because things were going well between her sister and Dude, and to do so, she tries to discourage him by putting on a silly hat, in the hopes he'll think the silly hat will ruin the painting and thus stop painting. Disclaimer: all of the above is based on true historical events but no one knows exactly which events those are, except for the painter or a specialised historian, which I am not.

    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude is annoyed because he's Bruce Campbell and the artist isn't getting his good side.

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    Hanna Doraisingh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original is by Carl Bloch and it's called "In a Roman Osteria". It's so weird though because the person in the back left isn't original and was edited. For what purpose? Beats me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Happiness is Hippo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed that. Maybe someone was having fun editing himself into paintings. I feel like I want to look for him in others now!

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    Squawkleo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the cat is pissed off.

    cerinamroth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the coy glance of the lady furthest away. She's definitely feeling wine-fine.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the cat in the back. I feel them on an emotional level.

    Daria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the hardest part was to make the cat sit nice and still :D

    EvilNob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat doesn't approve either.

    Shoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person in the back corner is amused. Also, cat.

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    Phoebe Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even my dog gives me that look

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel called out?

    Jane W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy with a photo that looked a lot like this once contacted me on Match.

    Catlady6000
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I." It's "I, an intellectual...." Just sayin'.

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    Jeydie also shared her thoughts on why classical art might make for such brilliant memes today. “As funny as memes can be, they’re a way of exposing art to the modern generation,” she noted. “That being said, people puzzle over classical art because the art is not familiar or similar to what they see in the world today. Granted, there are some pretty strange pieces that were created in the past that inspire a laugh.” 

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    “I believe that art has a strong presence in society and that it is constantly evolving. There is always something to be said and experienced by it,” Jeydie added.

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But he has a booger!"

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose" "hold my Trappist ale"

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Technically, I wasn't picking my nose."

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Samaritan in action. That disembodied skull ain't gonna pick its OWN nose.

    Steve Eaton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can pick your friends and pick your nose, but youu cant pick your friend's nose.

    Rich Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rosenkrantz and guildenstern have snot

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    Looks like an Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not THAT accurate, they spelled "your" incorrectly. Lol

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    Passerby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The office chair that can lean back further than you thought.

    cerinamroth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or miss the bottom step coming down the stairs with a baby in your arms

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it an hour ago without the baby part. Had to sit down and cry for a couple of minutes because I landed against the kitchen door in my tennis elbow and suddenly thought, this is how I'm going to die, in a stupid way

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    Gemini
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so true! That always happens!

    Stan Chung
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dayum, I've done it twice! In the last month!

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    GoGoPDX
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. In saving the spider you prove your worthiness as a friend to the apex predators of the forrest and they gather to welcome you to their powerful ranks. You have the mighty bear, the lethal owl, prowling wolves, a clever yet deadly fox, a destructivly dangerous boar, and .....2 fluffy bunnies!

    Twinbowser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Napoleon once lost a fight against a load of fluffy bunnies, so clearly they have more power up their fluffy little sleeves than we’d think

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders are friends; they eat all the annoying bugs. I allow the ceiling spiders to stay but the lower level ones must be rehomed for their own safety because of my dogs

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A spider got caught in my sticky moth trap (and one whose bite can genuinely hurt you). I ignored it at first but then I felt bad about leaving it there to die slowly so I got a spoon and went to put it out of its misery. But even then I couldn't bring myself to kill it, so I very slowly and carefully used the spoon to set it free one leg at a time. It lost one leg in the process but I successfully rescued it and put it outside. You'd better come back one day to save my life in return, spooder.

    DC
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the bare minimum? Decent people don't kill anything just because it wasn't invited. Let alone spiders. Leave them be! Take them outside, or let them roan your shelf, but don't squash anybody who wants to live. Seriously, that's messed up. If taking them in a cup or so is too much already - I'd recommend this regardless of fear, due to our heavyhandedness, we tend to rip off legs and such, and that way, not so much - that's not your fault, but your responsibility, and if that can't be cured by just getting your shid together or prep-thinking or something along these lines, seek treatment? Anxiety disorders are no fun, even if you're not considerate enough to see spiders' lives as important enough to be bothered - entitledness, anyone? - it's still a serious issue just by the issue and it's inner logic itself, independent from spiders triggering it, or redhaired children or blue Maseratis from the 70's. Have you ever thought about how to actually run with four times as many legs as you can employ? That's pure elegance! Double-diagonally synced walking isn't something to look down on, but totally cool, and as smooth as legs can carry.

    AnkleByter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you sniffing the old coca-cola in a previous image before you typed that out? I agree no need to kill them just because, but my goodness that's some energy right there!

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    vogonpoet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always put them in my pockets en route to school. I thought they were safe. Children's pockets, full of rubber bands, sweaty hands, and paper clips are not safe for spiders. I learned the hard way.

    Nicola Roberts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little I collected all the snails from the garden and put them in a jar. That is how I found out that they are carnivorous and the reason I'm going to hell.

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    2x4b523p
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house is infested right now as it got colder. I have my husband take them outside but it feels like trying to empty swimming pool with a teaspoon while it rains. Next few weeks are gonna be tough. You would expected them to find a nice hidden spot and stay put to survive winter but nooo they have to roam around and scare me. Just so many this year and all of them so big!

    Nicola Roberts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had an influx lately (of dead spiders) and wondered if the two cats I have were exceptional insect hunters? That was until I heard the cat flap go and Athena proudly drop a live one in my bedroom. Let me say that again, she is bringing in live spiders! Briefly until they're unalive.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how cheesy '70s motel art is lumped in with the masters.

    Baali Venomax
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I let them stay in the house, they get rid of the gnats that are too small for the zapper to catch

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    In another previous Bored Panda article, we got in touch with J.T. Lanci, creator of the Véronais Art Blog.  J.T. shared that his passion for classical art came after he spent a few years living in his grandfather's home city of Lanciano, Italy. “There I was exposed to classical art and learned a whole new vocabulary for talking about it,” he explained. "What really made me fall in love with classical art is its universality. Classical art tells stories that speak to us as sons, daughters, mothers, fathers, spouses, and every other role life hands us as human beings. Classical art is for all of us, and it tells the stories that have defined us since the beginning of time.” 

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    vogonpoet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother, bless his beardy 6 foot self, used to scream that someone (usually me) hit him. I never did. However, I did attempt to beat up his bullies and protect him with all my might.

    Potato god
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger brother (14) would fight someone to the death for me (16).

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This painting (thanks to ten minutes on a search engine) is "Ivan the Terrible and Ivan's Son" painted by Ilya Repin in 1884. https://en.wikipedia...C3%A1_Repin.jpg

    Gandalf the Pink
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of my favotite paintings ever, the horror in Ivan's eyes is so real

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    Brendan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes aside, this painting is incredible. The horror in his eyes!

    Bgray450
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop hitting your sisters!" "I didn't!" "Then why is there a hand print on her arm?" "I don't know, she probably put it there to get me in trouble."

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so universally true. It's accompanied by either "you're ok, you're ok, you're ok.etc" or "i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry etc"

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    GoGoPDX
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet it was fleas that were the real culprit. Yes, mice and rats carried it, along with cats, dogs, and other animals. But it was the fleas that transmitted it from those animals to humans.

    Bryan W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thing with this is that It leads to another disturbing thought: Imagine an existence where you don't even think about fleas biting you as a problem...

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    Robert Millar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot...

    cerinamroth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's Ring a Ring o Roses, given the plague subject matter...

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School teachers in historyclas 2033: "Writa a 4 page summary of the covid pandemic, the antivaxers and the rest...."

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is where the ring a ring of rosies originated ..the rats dancing ..makes sense..

    Junebugjump!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s also acknowledge that people carried just as many fleas. Bed were filled with them.

    EarthGrowl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rats get a bad wrap. I've had over 50 different rats over the past 10 years. Every one has its own tiny personality. Some are fat and lazy and just want to set in your lap, others will follow you around the house. Some know their names, others come running when they hear a plastic bag crackle. Some sneakup and bite the cat's tail. Some want to use your shoe as their personal toilet. Humans and rats are nearly genetically identical, and it shows once you get to know them.

    Lathrop L. d S T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ring around the rosies A pocket full of posies 🎶💀

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rats got a bad rap for this plague, when in actuality it was disease-carrying fleas and ignorant humans who lived with poor sanitation. Our barns were cleaner than some of these villages.

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    Odmir Sororkesen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's Toto whose paw you are holding, definitely not

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    Jrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Art by Mark Rogers, an independent artist form Portland, Oregon. He specializes in folk art featuring cryptids and extraterrestrials.

    Phoebe Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you are trying to visualize Coast2CoastAM (radio program) featuring George Noory!

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew, that beast in the red jacket is disgusting!

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew I should've taken that left at Albuquerque!

    Amy T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry and the Hendersons

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    According to J.T., “Classical art is more relevant today than ever. In the modern world we are bombarded with messages about who we are or who we are supposed to be, and classical art grounds us in our natural form. Moreover, the beauty of classical art has stood the test of time and inspires us to share our own inner beauty with the world.”

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    Mavis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone living in the moment.....except for that one guy without a head.

    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, his head was alive in that moment too

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, guys! The billionaires are trying their best to make this event happen again so we can record it this time🤗

    Bear Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the selfies. "My favorite is my head over Marie Antoinette's body."

    Catlady6000
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The executioner trying to move the Influencers off the scaffold

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    Niki A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly false advertisement. My guillotine NEVER, and I mean NEVER, cuts heads off that cleanly.

    tom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always wondered if the head still registers sight and sound once it has been decapitated

    Christian Edwards
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, ranging from several seconds to a minute or two. That head might still have been alive during that particular moment. Might have.

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chopped off head: "Ah yes, thy were right, no phones. Damn."

    Phoneixstudios
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REIGN OF TERROR GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck ..dripping head ...ew ew ew and Sir Whatshisname the one who instigated this, awaits his turn ..order the horses to get up and bolt

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    Isabela Cincu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the painter had seen a horse

    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bítch, BP. The word is bítch. Can't fool me with your foggy writing.

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. They got my dogs look perfect with that horse. I swear, if my dog could talk he would often call me an idiot (he has a cat attitude/personality and I'm pretty sure he's a cat in a dog suit)

    tom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What choo looking at Willis?

    Jann N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the expression on horse's face

    Gypsy Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks more like a man. If he was “a b***h” the horse would be giving him the “I know, right?” Look. -Women are tough. Stop calling women that don’t put up with your s**t “b*****s”. The proper term is “warrior”.

    Amelia Honeychurch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, my horse used to do this to me ALL the time. Horses can be almost as judgey as cats.

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    Julian Slate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading this meme in its entirety really put me in a weird headspace

    Ash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it because it's 1820 and you're high?

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    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgetting things you shouldn't remember.

    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the buzz wears off, and you realize that you invented a wondrous communication device but can't remember the details

    PenguinQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were looking at the painting, reading an electronic meme about the device the character has lost... But he and the artist didn't know it would be created because it wasn't yet... He's high... So are we high?

    baby frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1820 is 6:30 in military/24 hr time

    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait am i wrong?? someone downvoted me. please correct me if i’ve given wrong information oh wait nvm 🤦🏻‍♀️ my phone is on 24 hr time so ofc my brain went to time instead of date. sry

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    Joe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opium is time, time is money, money is Opium...

    Mr. Ping Pong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you tap your pockets for your matchbox, but find a weird rectangular device and you wonder why you have it in the 1820's, and then you realize you're high and it's 2023.

    Audra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need some of whatever he's smoking!!!

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    J.T. also shared some tips for anyone who’s interested in delving into the world of classical art for the first time. “I would encourage anyone that is interested in learning more about classical art to take an art appreciation course. These courses are often offered by local museums or online. There are also many wonderful art analysis videos available for free on YouTube,” he suggested. “Try searching for ‘art analysis of’ and check out some of the incredible videos that pop up. Of course, there are also great resources available on my blog, The Véronais Art Blog.”

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    setsuriseikou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, many men still wonder what women want instead of just frigging listening

    Power puff scientist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes because if there is one thing women are good at its straight up saying what they want 😄

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    Winter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't do any good, though, did it! They STILL don't listen! Aaaarrrgghh!

    B-b-bird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I told you so that there are no witches or werewolfs, but you were like "noooo, we need to burn them all" now look what you did, we need to come up with strategic plan how to improve state demographics"

    April Armstrong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one ever had to make soap-on-a-rope for women

    Jon Stewart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually explaining exactly why the man is wrong I'm sure. :)

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    James Andersen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else realize he is holding his sword by the blade?

    Rigor Moreno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he brought "needle" with him. :D

    Jack Harris
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Kaladin and Tien. (Please reply if you get the obscure reference, it would make my day!)

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...the youngest and his best mate as well

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy kinda looks like Freddy Mercury, doesn't he?

    Laughing Orc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you meant to say he has a moustache.

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    Ponypower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the true origins of the over sized hair bow.

    laura lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's more concerned why the kids are blonde

    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, you can overthrow the monarchy tomorrow! And we're almost out of turnips, get some on the way home"

    Stephanie Fay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best to stay inside, lest they turn gay.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever is he holding pointed at his innocent child?

    Amanda Lorian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy's moustache reminds me of Stalin

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    “Don't let anyone turn you away from classical art with the impression that it is snobby or pretentious,” J.T. added. “The great artists that created these works are reaching down through the centuries to speak directly to our innermost selves. Those messages are intended for you, so don't let some condescending dork in a turtleneck gatekeep with his fancy lingo and French pronunciations.” 

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    Ash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly the one on the bottom right looks pretty close...

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is bottom left using a cat as a divining rod?

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does the top left one look like a molar?

    Nihil Supernum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom right looks like they took a perfectly fine cat, but photoshopped in the details of a human's eyes, nose, and mouth? And not even from the correct perspective? It is rather mystifying tbh.

    WalterWhiteSavannah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno bottom left actually looks like a solid artistic interpretation of my cat.

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom right. SO SAD! Bottom left ... what the actual Eff is going to happen here? Is this some attempt to breed a superior hybrid or ... something?

    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lower left: evidence that the "pewpew!" meme actually pre-dates the invention of firearms

    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder early AI had such issues with cats.

    Jann N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat with rat thinks- I have to eat this thing?

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    Bridgitte Booth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought mine was eclectic! 😀

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add Hildegard of Bingen and Mahlatini

    Caroline Driver
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't everyone's playlist like this?

    zak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, I just realized how much Bach looks like that Kevin O'Leary guy from Shark Tank. 😂

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ate the assignment technically you are not a good boi

    wee.wee.croissant (ollie)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i never catch my tail, do I really have a tail?

    Barbara Turner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I embark each moment? Disembark? Just bark?

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are two different dogs. Look at the head and face shape. A lot of these so-called artists really suck.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's not meant to be a mirror. Just two dogs wondering if the other has a more fulfilling life on its side of the cultural wall between them.

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    Gabby Simmons
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That nose is just all sorts of wrong!

    Bernadette Jamieson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s true miss I’m not lying, my dog really did eat my assignment.

    LadyHawk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a Pug, and they do look like this. I have 3 of them❤️

    Darby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the floofiest boy of all 🐾

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    We hope you’re getting a kick out of these memes, pandas, and that you’re enjoying the modern spins that have been put on these ancient pieces of art. Keep upvoting the ones you find particularly relevant today, and let us know in the comments what you love most about art from the past. Then if you’re interested in reading another Bored Panda article featuring classical art pieces that have been meme-ified, we recommend checking out this one next

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    Milady Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is another post on BP about art students summing up various famous artist styles - apparently, if all of the subjects in the picture, including the women, look like Putin, then it's an artist named Van Eyck.

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    Julian Slate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact about the full painting: it's weirdly complex and contains a meta/optical illusion element in a mirror

    Jrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is part of the Arnolfini portrait by Dutch master Jan Van Eyck. Tha painting is famous for featuring as centerpiece a small painted mirror, where is visible the painter along with one other figure, the viewer. Van Eyck painted a few personal or family portraits for rich italian merchant Giovanni Arnolfini, at least two of them surviving.

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    HappyShannon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am just wowed by the skill of the painter. The details in the background look very real. More like a photograph than a painting

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    Pollywog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people owe me damns!!!!

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.

    byeon dovei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shh, don’t summon the censor gods 🤫

    Christian Fuller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that money in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me, oh-wee-oh. (Pause) My jungle love! OH-WEE-OH-WEE-OH!"

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t good Sir, your damn just flew off with my last f***.

    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't ask, I'll just take it.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and have to admit you have no sense of dimension

    PickleDragon she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in my school play last year "into the woods" and the dude playing the baker would always yell "Come back here, damn!" without the punctuation so it sounded like "come back here damn! Damn come back! I'm going to count to three . . . 1 . . . 2 . . ."

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    majandess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have recently had the experience of having a service dog pet me! I have worked super hard to teach my son that we don't bother service dogs when they're working, but we spotted a friend of ours who has one, in the store the other day. And as we went up to say hi, the dog leaned up against my legs and started licking my hand. I wasn't quite sure what the protocol was there, so I had to ask. Our friend said that the dog only does that to her favorite people, and it was OK to pet her back if she made the first move. So I got slobbered on by a service dog at the store, and it was awesome.

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    SayaCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was 3 (back in the mid 90s, so seeing animalsin stores was more rare.) i pat a woman's guide dog, she screamed at me. (ig she could see somewhat) husband came over and asked where my parents where at. (and me being still mostly non verbal , at the time. just started crying) dont remember what happened after. just remember being yelled at by a stanger, for doing something i didn't know was wrong at the time.

    robin aldrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was harsh, seems like they could have done that more gently ...to a kid.

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    BookFanatic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Of course, there was the "guide dog in training" at work who ditched his owner, stuck his nose in every garbage can, and propped his paws on the desk to give us a thorough greeting. I loved it, the poor human at the other end of the leash was mortified.

    Mocha the Lion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY CANT I BE A CUTE HARD WORKING PROFESSIONAL

    Nadia D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle is real, folks… So effin real

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Torture. Just want to pet and cuddle the good pups.

    CheshirePhrogg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every dog I have encountered lately is a working dog and it is killing my soul

    SS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth! Especially at Disney! Happiest place on earth, my a*s. I wanna pet the dog. (Kidding of course, nothing but respect for hardworking service dogs)

    Mr. Ping Pong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have to cry for hours on end so that an artist can paint you 😭

    Deborah Rubin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the handler of a small service dog, I do see this happen....

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    James S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure hell is just endless bureaucracy and queueing

    Tim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demon is like, can you come back during normal business hours?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I've got so many ticket reservations for that reason.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just buy an indulgence and then you can laugh without worry.

    keyboardtek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump listening to his muse when signing a bank loan.

    Satan's Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: if you know you are going to hell, sell your soul. You can't wish for eternal life though.

    Jon Stewart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to get too serious, but if something makes you laugh, own it and enjoy the laugh.

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    Phoebe Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the Lord of the Rings movie adaptation (and read the book as well).

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a gorgeous adaption. But making Saruman a knowing ally of Sauron? You can love many things about a movie and still ALSO be bothered changes.

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    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Books are better cause you are adapting it in your head with your own voices and personalized visual experience - movies are great when you are too lazy to read and let someone else create that adaptation for you. ( to each is own)

    Stephanie Fay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hadn't even read Harry Potter when the movies came out and (Unpopular opinion comming....) I knew they were c**p. Then read the books years later. #confimed

    Ann Coffman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply too much to include in an hour and a half.

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    Amanda Lorian
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm usually the one who read the book and knows how much Hollywood fudged up the movie *cough*The Giver*cough*

    Ann Coffman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one's going on my To Read list. Thanks for the tip.

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    AtMostTheFabulist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that kid smoking a pipe?

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smokin' his big ole crack pipe lookin' at porn.

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    Vince Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Running Man was totally different from book to movie..

    Amelia Honeychurch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that kid smoking a pipe, or does his bottle just have a really weird nipple?

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    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect introvert fashion! 😁👍

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Not gonna lie, I'm a little envious of the person in the middle, with just their eyes & the top of their wizard's cap peeking out.

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    Sum Guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like something you'd see during fashion week

    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, biblically accurate Germans!!

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine views 1 and 2 are before and after you've pulled a little string!

    Barbara Baldwin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Kanye 's inspiration for his gf's attire

    Apple Jakes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. They look like they're about to go streaking.

    gg Gc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. but give it to them, it was really cold! They were from the baltic sea.

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    Thomas Grant
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last Tuesday. Baba Yaga. She makes a pretty good Beef Stroganoff.

    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't beef, that was brat.

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    María Hermida
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does somebody know what this picture really means, and where it was taken from? It's really weird!

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, that the "devil" has already won your soul by getting you to engage with him? The little devil she's fighting with is the same one carrying her off.

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    Cybele Spanjaard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nup, winning the argument is all that counts here!

    Bernadette Jamieson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes to my dismay, now what was that argument all about?

    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this should be titled: "muuuuuum!! She is on my side!!! Noooo, the border is here, stay on your side! Stop pulling my hair!!!" Mum: I hope we're there soon...

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    Julian Slate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, time to book my trip to Hell UwU

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! This is painting funny on so many levels. "Amoris Laetitia" translated to "The Joy of Love." So imagine picking up the WRONG book named, "The Joy of Love." Also, Pope Francis wrote an encylical named "Amoris Laetitia," in which he pretty much abandoned any pretense of being consistent with the ancient Church. (According to it's doctrine, the Catholic Church's theology and morality is supposed to grow and deepen, but never be changed.) So a medieval monk reading it would have his eyes popping out of his skull.

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there was me thinking it was a tell all called I Love Lettuce

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    Peggygirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swear i read 'alanis morrisett' first...

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    Noa S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Okra Smugglers” by contemporary Polish/American artist Henryk Fantazos

    Emily Macaluso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they need to be smuggled?? Who is the accordion man??? So many questions

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know what time it is, ma'am?!""Yes, time to japaleño my butt!"

    taarna23
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy with the bucket looks like he just fell out of an 80s music video.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I crack up every time I see this painting. One of those that the longer you look at it, the worse/more bizarre it gets.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timothy Olyphant , Nicole Kidman, and David Bowie with the pot of veggies

    Richard Michael
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Rickey from Trailer Park Boys on the right with the bucket?

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy the accordion outfit?

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady of Spain Squeezeboxes. Its on the lower east side

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was up your butt you'd know! (VERY much younger me and friends thought that was a funny thing to say when someone said they didn't know where something was)

    Penny Lane Kirkpatrick-Mendoza
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that ☝🏻 ALL the friggin' time growin' up David 😁, & a LOT from various close & extended family no less. 😆 Although wen I got old enuf & cud actually respond back IN KIND, (WITHOUT actually gettin' in any trouble), I always said back, (no matter who it is): "It'd fit better in yours!" 😏 - 🥴 - 😛 - 🤭 - 😁 - 🤣 - 🫥 - ⚰️ - 😶‍🌫️

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    Agfox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep Demon work is unionised, time to take that paid leave

    Amanda Lorian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain immediately going to Jekyll and Hyde...

    Darby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is the weekend the devil 🤷🏽‍♀️

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I thought it was the guy from next door?

    Bernadette Jamieson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you invite all your friends for your farewell .

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buttered toast is sometimes the most delicious thing ever, for some reason

    byeon dovei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the censor gods are slow today, enjoy it while it lasts 🫢

    PupperPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleo be like "Add some beans and cheese on that for Marc"

    Suede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you put it like that...

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three cheers for the Maillard Reaction! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction

    Zee Fam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTYp28ISZLI -- Toast!!!

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it well could be any age...

    Arenite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, you’ve just explained my whole life. Thank you!

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    Irishwoman abroad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy looks like medieval Christopher Walken

    maddie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also having a midlife crisis. I may still be in my teens but it's still happening.

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to validate you, some people live hard and fast and die young. There ya go!

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    Sarah Nunns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to say but 24 was probably pretty close to mid life in those days.

    D00FINSHMERTZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The average lifespan is 76 (ish) so 38 is midlife 🤔☠️ Women slightly longer in general.

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    phoenix_rising
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know what painting this is?

    Alia Khan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s about how that one Italian monk realized that the universe doesn’t revolve around the earth. He was basically pulling back the curtains of what religion told him to see the true universe behind it.

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    Bernadette Jamieson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the name of that drug you’re using.

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you see stars during daytime it's never a good sign. Ask the dinosaurs

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this image hundreds of times, and not until today did I realise the "thing" on the left is a man whose head is "crossing" that imaginary line between Earth and the universe.

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    Jrdiver
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be glad it's the front half... Some other poor sucker got stuck with the back half.

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At leasr the back half doesn't need feeding

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    Jessica Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a veterinary professional, I would like to inform you that your dog is in need of help

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even House would have needed an hour to figure that out

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    Cybele Spanjaard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's tough ..on the dog for a few obvious doggie reasons

    Lori
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to sell this half.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that was last weeks dinner! Move it along you ungrateful beast!

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra long pooper scooper. From amazon. $19.95

    Bermy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other half is busy humping a demon behind the trees.

    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt this. It not funny but I felt this

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I think about compliments

    Skid Marks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a great name! Also love the comment!

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey babe, I'd like some půssy juice on my face" "Well, you'd better start crying"

    LeighPig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely NOT what she is thinking. More like...'you could scare away a vampire croquet team with that garlic breath'.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like “What part of No don’t you understand?” Someone should find a woman to explain it to him…

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is such a dumb jerk I wish he would nick off.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lilly did't bet me you would believe I really like you, I DO really like you. You believe me, don't you?

    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real conversation: "pretty girls should smile" "ughhhh f off, I'm trying to breathe in this horrible garment"

    Darby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one scene from frozen

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    taarna23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually rather like the one the woman has, there.

    Julian Slate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's giving "ringleader of the friend group" vibes

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did an internship at a lab years ago. The property was massive and surrounded by a nature preserve. Many employees rode bikes around and one physicist would ride one of these bikes around; it always made me smile seeing him

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I see a crash coming up as the woman puts on her double brakes on her double wheels

    Judith Petree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell could you ever mount/dismount those things??

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    Robert Millar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wandered lonely as a cloud..." She thinks: I'm not surprised.

    James Doe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he initially politely excuses himself for being bloated, but then yanks one out after another and starts enjoying to direct them at you because in his head he's still 5 years old..

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is so dull and his poems are bizarre as well

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Convince me that's not Thomas Middleditch in a bonnet 😂

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    Grain of salt included
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you take a nap and it's day, wake up and it's dark like" Whose the president?.."

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps a slightly different image crop next time, so it doesn't look like they're reaching for...

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Von, you are a menace to society. I cherish your acquaintance

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    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, what an ugly child!

    Kimberly Alison
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you wake up from a nap and you are now a reptile. Look at the hand too! Ack!

    Mel Schmidt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, you could have a dream, wake up whilst in a dream...but find out you still are sleeping... then you wake up for real and go WTF?

    Raquel Mencke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about what planet you are from?

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    Julian Slate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda makes me wonder what the drugs of those days were like

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading about a certain fungus which grew on wheat and if you ate bread made out of the wheat in question you'd take a voyage to Ye Trippe-Oute City

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y'all noticing the vomit and not his.. erm... you know what I'm going to let you all notice that for yourselves

    tom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man vomits, pig eats vomit, man eats pig ...

    Mavis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just your typical medieval Saturday night probably.

    Lost Penny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there the rest of the alphabet? I wish to learn!

    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually medieval sheet music and it gets worse! Much worse. lol

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    Kimberly Alison
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the pig really necessary?. Come on.

    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In another part of the alphabet, the pig is seen eating someone’s cráp as they’re squatting🙈

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    Gypsy Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flesh colored pants like your own.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to pick up all those books by myself ..again...

    Bernadette Jamieson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? did you forget to pay your taxes again?

    Michael Wilburn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a goal. That's a guarantee.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but no. Not yet. My cat is just three years old, so I'm gonna have to be around another 20 years or so.

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    Kerri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom was grateful when she turned thirty. She felt like she had gone through too much c**p to be in her twenties

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. 20's was when all my medical issues decided to make themselves known all at once

    CanadianDimes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my mid-40s and honestly, these have been the best years of my life (collectively) so far!

    Ylime
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teens and 20s suck. It's like someone hit a switch when I turned 30.

    Julian Slate
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg yes my 20s might rival my middle school years in shittiness so far

    CanadianDimes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to hear that! I do hope it gets better for you

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    Rigor Moreno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! That's what happens when the pandemic hit!

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