When you stroll through an art museum viewing the masterpieces of previous time periods, what’s going through your mind? Do you marvel at how impressive the paintings were from times before photographs and the internet were available? Or do you imagine what clever captions you could paste onto the paintings to turn them into modern day memes?
If you’re a connoisseur of memes who’s also interested in taking a scroll through a virtual art gallery, we’ve got the perfect list for you down below. We took a trip to the “Ancient Memez” Instagram page to gather our favorite paintings from the past that have been given clever contemporary captions, so enjoy reading through and be sure to upvote the pics that you find most relatable!
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She probably meant "Thi---nk about kittens and roses". Ah what a precious flower she is. :)
Load More Replies...No, he’s right. Women think, “Why use two or three words, when 30 will do”? Ask a man a question that requires a yes or no answer, and that’s what you get. Ask a woman, and you get the whole thought process that led to a yes or no.
Haha, as a woman myself (okay, I'm not old enough to be considered a "woman" but I'm gonna go ahead and call myself that), I can confirm that I have to give you my entire life story leading up to the question in order for you to understand why I said yes or no.
Load More Replies...Of course they look sad. They're waiting for 3 AM feedings!
Load More Replies...Yeah, but it's not an 'ancient' painting. (Ouija boards are fairly recent.)
#relatable- I mean what? did you guys just hear anything, because I certainly didn’t.
When the five of you want to go to the theatre but you can only afford one ticket and then one your friends says they have an idea.
For a previous Bored Panda article featuring memes created from classical pieces of artwork, we reached out to Jeydie Woloszczuk, the woman behind What the Art?!, a blog dedicated to discussing art history. We were curious what sparked Jeydie’s interest in art history in the first place and what she loves most about the topic.
“I find it fascinating that there is a mystery behind every painting, even if it seems clear cut,” she shared. “Every time you view a piece of art there is a clue that leads to multiple questions and guesses.”
All hail her Royal Highness Princess Fluffybottom!
Load More Replies...Artwork by Tetsuya Noguchi, made in 2014. "Warrior takes an armored cat for a walk". The guy is super-fun, he invented the "Samurai Surrealism" school of art, with classical japanese themes and imagery mixed with contemporary or whimsical elements.
The cat actually wanted to conquer the rest of the world, but Genghis Khan convinced it to settle with Mongolia... for now...
FUN FACT : Ancient egyptians were defeated by mongols due to their love of cats
Seriously, I know some people walk cats. I just hope I never meet them.
I like the ragged, tired Jesus on the bottom left: "He's still staring at me after 6 hours, doesn't he ...?"
In all of them poor Jesus looks as if he were thinking "wtf do you think you are doing?"
Load More Replies...as a christian, idk why u got downvoted, that’s hilarious
Load More Replies...Is it just me or does it look like Judas is sniffing Jesus in each picture?!!! LOL Don't know why, but it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this!!
When horse got away from being pray, and became the hunter!
Load More Replies...My first thought was that this could be one of those paintings from a silly spy-type movie where the eyes of the horse are on a removable panel so that someone who is hiding behind the wall in a secret room can peer into the room through the eyes of the painting.
“As a viewer, the only thing you really know is that the artist put a bit of themselves into it and has thought of ways to provoke their audience,” Jeydie continued. “Studying art and art history, as with many other subjects, is rewarding since you get to find out more about the art piece, the artists, and possibly, how they managed to influence history and culture.”
The art expert also shared that her favorite style of art is Impressionism. “It managed to break all the rules of its time and kick start the art scene in America as we know it today,” Jeydie explained. “I feel that when I look at impressionistic art I'm viewing it from the perspective of the artist and how they saw the scene or person. It can be unforgettable and stirring.”
Get me Michelangelo and I'll have my whole body tattooed. Otherwise get lost.
I'm sure that I know a tattoist whose 2nd or 3rd name is Michelangelo. I might mistake it and it's some other posh-italian form of Mike, though, but ... still ... want me to search for my old phone to get a hold on him?
Load More Replies...My body is a Catholic temple, beautifully decorated and full of wine and bread.
I wish this were at the top, because same
Load More Replies...I love the tweet that was like, your body is a temple, anyone can get in, mine is a nightclub, with restricted access
I liked the OP, so I didn't correct it, but it said "Temple," yet showed a church. This comes from Jewish scriptures. The analogy was made specifically to the inner sanctum of the Jewish Temple. Only one man was ever permitted to enter at a time. The law was so strict about this that he had to enter with a rope tied around his foot so that in case he died, they could pull his body out; they could not even enter to retrieve a dead or dying man.
Load More Replies...I'm going to the tattooist next week! My left forearm has been wasted space for far too long.
My body is a temple, and I am the goddess to whom it is dedicated. I will decorate it however the f*ck I want.
I didn't get any tattoos as I did not know what I would be doing with my life and I didn't want anyone being able to identify me to the police by a distinctive tattoo.
I think people sometimes forget that there are many tribes on earth where tattooing is a tradition, and part of their culture. Are we going to condemn all these people for something that is an essential part of their live? Whether you get a tattoo or not is a matter of personal choice, not to be policed by someone else.
Great pun. Anyone who doesn't like it just isn't on the same wavelength.
Load More Replies...Well the plague was raging outside those days so they had reasons to stay inside & only risk their servants lives venturing out.
*gets confused and hovers on the threshold beteeen outside and inside*
Pink Floyd owes him credit for their epic album cover 🌈 🎸 🌈
The only people who could make prisms that actually worked were from Murano. Newton couldn't afford them, so when he saw one at a fair, he shoplifted it. He then proceeded to use it so much (looking at the sun, natch) Newton was blinded for two weeks. Let the punishment suit the crime
Could be "Čert", basically a demon, creature from hell, sent to Earth to tempt people or to harvest some sinners. Quite often unruly kids.
Load More Replies...I love how the boy in the back is like "hee, Franz, wartet auf mich!" and the rightmost kid in the bucket is like "okay byyyyeeeee we're going on an adventuuuuure!" :D
Cat visited the beach Christmas Day. Came home with sandy claws.
Load More Replies...We were also curious if Jeydie believes that art pieces from the past are still relevant today. “I think pieces, including the masterpieces, still influence modern artists,” she told Bored Panda. “Yet, I don't think they're relatable. Let's say, for example, the image of Venus. She is the persona of beauty and perfection; she is voluptuous and seductive. But in today's standards, society still views being thin as being the ultimate beauty. Yes, there are companies trying to break that old thought, but one doesn't see it changing in other industries; such as the movies.”
My little boy (2 yesterday!) always cries that he wants wine! He means grape juice, which he drinks when we have wine on a Friday night. But I hope he doesn't start doing that in front of other people!
I love the guy's smile. "No one knows I'm drinking apple juice."
For prom many years ago, my friends and I took a limo and our dork åsses poured sprite in the champagne flutes to look like we were drinking in photos 😂
Ohhhh, it was the sparkling cider or grape juice on NYE for me. Felt soooo chic!
I'm 23 and I still do this lol. I have health problems that make it so I can't drink alcohol tho 😅
What a wonderful painting. The facial expressions and anticipated delight. Anyone know it ?
Yep. Ortolan is a French bird that is drowned (literally) in brandy, then cooked and eaten whole. Traditionally you put a napkin or towel on your head while eating it. It's considered a delicacy; God only knows why.
Load More Replies...Dude is annoyed, because girl sitting in front of him seems to take more interest in the painter than in him, and he finally felt he was getting somewhere with this girl. Meanwhile, coy girl's big sister, who came along to chaperone but to look for a potential husband as well, hence the fine dress, thinks the painter should back off because things were going well between her sister and Dude, and to do so, she tries to discourage him by putting on a silly hat, in the hopes he'll think the silly hat will ruin the painting and thus stop painting. Disclaimer: all of the above is based on true historical events but no one knows exactly which events those are, except for the painter or a specialised historian, which I am not.
The dude is annoyed because he's Bruce Campbell and the artist isn't getting his good side.
Load More Replies...The original is by Carl Bloch and it's called "In a Roman Osteria". It's so weird though because the person in the back left isn't original and was edited. For what purpose? Beats me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I noticed that. Maybe someone was having fun editing himself into paintings. I feel like I want to look for him in others now!
Load More Replies...I love the coy glance of the lady furthest away. She's definitely feeling wine-fine.
I like the cat in the back. I feel them on an emotional level.
Jeydie also shared her thoughts on why classical art might make for such brilliant memes today. “As funny as memes can be, they’re a way of exposing art to the modern generation,” she noted. “That being said, people puzzle over classical art because the art is not familiar or similar to what they see in the world today. Granted, there are some pretty strange pieces that were created in the past that inspire a laugh.”
“I believe that art has a strong presence in society and that it is constantly evolving. There is always something to be said and experienced by it,” Jeydie added.
"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose" "hold my Trappist ale"
You can pick your friends and pick your nose, but youu cant pick your friend's nose.
Not THAT accurate, they spelled "your" incorrectly. Lol
Load More Replies...Or miss the bottom step coming down the stairs with a baby in your arms
I did it an hour ago without the baby part. Had to sit down and cry for a couple of minutes because I landed against the kitchen door in my tennis elbow and suddenly thought, this is how I'm going to die, in a stupid way
Load More Replies...Ah yes. In saving the spider you prove your worthiness as a friend to the apex predators of the forrest and they gather to welcome you to their powerful ranks. You have the mighty bear, the lethal owl, prowling wolves, a clever yet deadly fox, a destructivly dangerous boar, and .....2 fluffy bunnies!
Napoleon once lost a fight against a load of fluffy bunnies, so clearly they have more power up their fluffy little sleeves than we’d think
Load More Replies...Spiders are friends; they eat all the annoying bugs. I allow the ceiling spiders to stay but the lower level ones must be rehomed for their own safety because of my dogs
A spider got caught in my sticky moth trap (and one whose bite can genuinely hurt you). I ignored it at first but then I felt bad about leaving it there to die slowly so I got a spoon and went to put it out of its misery. But even then I couldn't bring myself to kill it, so I very slowly and carefully used the spoon to set it free one leg at a time. It lost one leg in the process but I successfully rescued it and put it outside. You'd better come back one day to save my life in return, spooder.
Isn't that the bare minimum? Decent people don't kill anything just because it wasn't invited. Let alone spiders. Leave them be! Take them outside, or let them roan your shelf, but don't squash anybody who wants to live. Seriously, that's messed up. If taking them in a cup or so is too much already - I'd recommend this regardless of fear, due to our heavyhandedness, we tend to rip off legs and such, and that way, not so much - that's not your fault, but your responsibility, and if that can't be cured by just getting your shid together or prep-thinking or something along these lines, seek treatment? Anxiety disorders are no fun, even if you're not considerate enough to see spiders' lives as important enough to be bothered - entitledness, anyone? - it's still a serious issue just by the issue and it's inner logic itself, independent from spiders triggering it, or redhaired children or blue Maseratis from the 70's. Have you ever thought about how to actually run with four times as many legs as you can employ? That's pure elegance! Double-diagonally synced walking isn't something to look down on, but totally cool, and as smooth as legs can carry.
Were you sniffing the old coca-cola in a previous image before you typed that out? I agree no need to kill them just because, but my goodness that's some energy right there!
Load More Replies...I always put them in my pockets en route to school. I thought they were safe. Children's pockets, full of rubber bands, sweaty hands, and paper clips are not safe for spiders. I learned the hard way.
When I was little I collected all the snails from the garden and put them in a jar. That is how I found out that they are carnivorous and the reason I'm going to hell.
Load More Replies...My house is infested right now as it got colder. I have my husband take them outside but it feels like trying to empty swimming pool with a teaspoon while it rains. Next few weeks are gonna be tough. You would expected them to find a nice hidden spot and stay put to survive winter but nooo they have to roam around and scare me. Just so many this year and all of them so big!
I've had an influx lately (of dead spiders) and wondered if the two cats I have were exceptional insect hunters? That was until I heard the cat flap go and Athena proudly drop a live one in my bedroom. Let me say that again, she is bringing in live spiders! Briefly until they're unalive.
Load More Replies...I love how cheesy '70s motel art is lumped in with the masters.
I let them stay in the house, they get rid of the gnats that are too small for the zapper to catch
In another previous Bored Panda article, we got in touch with J.T. Lanci, creator of the Véronais Art Blog. J.T. shared that his passion for classical art came after he spent a few years living in his grandfather's home city of Lanciano, Italy. “There I was exposed to classical art and learned a whole new vocabulary for talking about it,” he explained. "What really made me fall in love with classical art is its universality. Classical art tells stories that speak to us as sons, daughters, mothers, fathers, spouses, and every other role life hands us as human beings. Classical art is for all of us, and it tells the stories that have defined us since the beginning of time.”
My brother, bless his beardy 6 foot self, used to scream that someone (usually me) hit him. I never did. However, I did attempt to beat up his bullies and protect him with all my might.
My younger brother (14) would fight someone to the death for me (16).
Load More Replies...This painting (thanks to ten minutes on a search engine) is "Ivan the Terrible and Ivan's Son" painted by Ilya Repin in 1884. https://en.wikipedia...C3%A1_Repin.jpg
It's one of my favotite paintings ever, the horror in Ivan's eyes is so real
Load More Replies...This is so universally true. It's accompanied by either "you're ok, you're ok, you're ok.etc" or "i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry etc"
Yet it was fleas that were the real culprit. Yes, mice and rats carried it, along with cats, dogs, and other animals. But it was the fleas that transmitted it from those animals to humans.
My thing with this is that It leads to another disturbing thought: Imagine an existence where you don't even think about fleas biting you as a problem...
Load More Replies...I think it's Ring a Ring o Roses, given the plague subject matter...
Load More Replies...School teachers in historyclas 2033: "Writa a 4 page summary of the covid pandemic, the antivaxers and the rest...."
That is a terribly hard assignment. I mean to use only 4 pages.
Load More Replies...So this is where the ring a ring of rosies originated ..the rats dancing ..makes sense..
Let’s also acknowledge that people carried just as many fleas. Bed were filled with them.
Rats get a bad wrap. I've had over 50 different rats over the past 10 years. Every one has its own tiny personality. Some are fat and lazy and just want to set in your lap, others will follow you around the house. Some know their names, others come running when they hear a plastic bag crackle. Some sneakup and bite the cat's tail. Some want to use your shoe as their personal toilet. Humans and rats are nearly genetically identical, and it shows once you get to know them.
Rats got a bad rap for this plague, when in actuality it was disease-carrying fleas and ignorant humans who lived with poor sanitation. Our barns were cleaner than some of these villages.
If that's Toto whose paw you are holding, definitely not
Load More Replies...Or you are trying to visualize Coast2CoastAM (radio program) featuring George Noory!
According to J.T., “Classical art is more relevant today than ever. In the modern world we are bombarded with messages about who we are or who we are supposed to be, and classical art grounds us in our natural form. Moreover, the beauty of classical art has stood the test of time and inspires us to share our own inner beauty with the world.”
Don't worry, guys! The billionaires are trying their best to make this event happen again so we can record it this time🤗
Imagine the selfies. "My favorite is my head over Marie Antoinette's body."
The executioner trying to move the Influencers off the scaffold
Load More Replies...I have always wondered if the head still registers sight and sound once it has been decapitated
Yes, ranging from several seconds to a minute or two. That head might still have been alive during that particular moment. Might have.
Load More Replies...Duck ..dripping head ...ew ew ew and Sir Whatshisname the one who instigated this, awaits his turn ..order the horses to get up and bolt
bítch, BP. The word is bítch. Can't fool me with your foggy writing.
Damn. They got my dogs look perfect with that horse. I swear, if my dog could talk he would often call me an idiot (he has a cat attitude/personality and I'm pretty sure he's a cat in a dog suit)
OMG, my horse used to do this to me ALL the time. Horses can be almost as judgey as cats.
Then the buzz wears off, and you realize that you invented a wondrous communication device but can't remember the details
Were looking at the painting, reading an electronic meme about the device the character has lost... But he and the artist didn't know it would be created because it wasn't yet... He's high... So are we high?
wait am i wrong?? someone downvoted me. please correct me if i’ve given wrong information oh wait nvm 🤦🏻♀️ my phone is on 24 hr time so ofc my brain went to time instead of date. sry
Load More Replies...When you tap your pockets for your matchbox, but find a weird rectangular device and you wonder why you have it in the 1820's, and then you realize you're high and it's 2023.
J.T. also shared some tips for anyone who’s interested in delving into the world of classical art for the first time. “I would encourage anyone that is interested in learning more about classical art to take an art appreciation course. These courses are often offered by local museums or online. There are also many wonderful art analysis videos available for free on YouTube,” he suggested. “Try searching for ‘art analysis of’ and check out some of the incredible videos that pop up. Of course, there are also great resources available on my blog, The Véronais Art Blog.”
And yet, many men still wonder what women want instead of just frigging listening
yes because if there is one thing women are good at its straight up saying what they want 😄
Load More Replies...Reminds me of Kaladin and Tien. (Please reply if you get the obscure reference, it would make my day!)
"Oh, you can overthrow the monarchy tomorrow! And we're almost out of turnips, get some on the way home"
“Don't let anyone turn you away from classical art with the impression that it is snobby or pretentious,” J.T. added. “The great artists that created these works are reaching down through the centuries to speak directly to our innermost selves. Those messages are intended for you, so don't let some condescending dork in a turtleneck gatekeep with his fancy lingo and French pronunciations.”
honestly the one on the bottom right looks pretty close...
Load More Replies...Bottom right looks like they took a perfectly fine cat, but photoshopped in the details of a human's eyes, nose, and mouth? And not even from the correct perspective? It is rather mystifying tbh.
I dunno bottom left actually looks like a solid artistic interpretation of my cat.
Lower left: evidence that the "pewpew!" meme actually pre-dates the invention of firearms
Those are two different dogs. Look at the head and face shape. A lot of these so-called artists really suck.
Maybe it's not meant to be a mirror. Just two dogs wondering if the other has a more fulfilling life on its side of the cultural wall between them.
Load More Replies...It’s true miss I’m not lying, my dog really did eat my assignment.
We hope you’re getting a kick out of these memes, pandas, and that you’re enjoying the modern spins that have been put on these ancient pieces of art. Keep upvoting the ones you find particularly relevant today, and let us know in the comments what you love most about art from the past. Then if you’re interested in reading another Bored Panda article featuring classical art pieces that have been meme-ified, we recommend checking out this one next!
There is another post on BP about art students summing up various famous artist styles - apparently, if all of the subjects in the picture, including the women, look like Putin, then it's an artist named Van Eyck.
Load More Replies...Fun fact about the full painting: it's weirdly complex and contains a meta/optical illusion element in a mirror
This is part of the Arnolfini portrait by Dutch master Jan Van Eyck. Tha painting is famous for featuring as centerpiece a small painted mirror, where is visible the painter along with one other figure, the viewer. Van Eyck painted a few personal or family portraits for rich italian merchant Giovanni Arnolfini, at least two of them surviving.
I am just wowed by the skill of the painter. The details in the background look very real. More like a photograph than a painting
"Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that money in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me, oh-wee-oh. (Pause) My jungle love! OH-WEE-OH-WEE-OH!"
I was in my school play last year "into the woods" and the dude playing the baker would always yell "Come back here, damn!" without the punctuation so it sounded like "come back here damn! Damn come back! I'm going to count to three . . . 1 . . . 2 . . ."
I have recently had the experience of having a service dog pet me! I have worked super hard to teach my son that we don't bother service dogs when they're working, but we spotted a friend of ours who has one, in the store the other day. And as we went up to say hi, the dog leaned up against my legs and started licking my hand. I wasn't quite sure what the protocol was there, so I had to ask. Our friend said that the dog only does that to her favorite people, and it was OK to pet her back if she made the first move. So I got slobbered on by a service dog at the store, and it was awesome.
Load More Replies...when i was 3 (back in the mid 90s, so seeing animalsin stores was more rare.) i pat a woman's guide dog, she screamed at me. (ig she could see somewhat) husband came over and asked where my parents where at. (and me being still mostly non verbal , at the time. just started crying) dont remember what happened after. just remember being yelled at by a stanger, for doing something i didn't know was wrong at the time.
That was harsh, seems like they could have done that more gently ...to a kid.
Load More Replies...Yes! Of course, there was the "guide dog in training" at work who ditched his owner, stuck his nose in every garbage can, and propped his paws on the desk to give us a thorough greeting. I loved it, the poor human at the other end of the leash was mortified.
Every dog I have encountered lately is a working dog and it is killing my soul
When you have to cry for hours on end so that an artist can paint you 😭
Pro tip: if you know you are going to hell, sell your soul. You can't wish for eternal life though.
Not to get too serious, but if something makes you laugh, own it and enjoy the laugh.
I liked the Lord of the Rings movie adaptation (and read the book as well).
It was a gorgeous adaption. But making Saruman a knowing ally of Sauron? You can love many things about a movie and still ALSO be bothered changes.
Load More Replies...Books are better cause you are adapting it in your head with your own voices and personalized visual experience - movies are great when you are too lazy to read and let someone else create that adaptation for you. ( to each is own)
I hadn't even read Harry Potter when the movies came out and (Unpopular opinion comming....) I knew they were c**p. Then read the books years later. #confimed
Simply too much to include in an hour and a half.
Load More Replies...I'm usually the one who read the book and knows how much Hollywood fudged up the movie *cough*The Giver*cough*
That one's going on my To Read list. Thanks for the tip.
Load More Replies...smokin' his big ole crack pipe lookin' at porn.
Load More Replies...Is that kid smoking a pipe, or does his bottle just have a really weird nipple?
Right? Not gonna lie, I'm a little envious of the person in the middle, with just their eyes & the top of their wizard's cap peeking out.
Load More Replies...I imagine views 1 and 2 are before and after you've pulled a little string!
Does somebody know what this picture really means, and where it was taken from? It's really weird!
Maybe, that the "devil" has already won your soul by getting you to engage with him? The little devil she's fighting with is the same one carrying her off.
Load More Replies...OMG! This is painting funny on so many levels. "Amoris Laetitia" translated to "The Joy of Love." So imagine picking up the WRONG book named, "The Joy of Love." Also, Pope Francis wrote an encylical named "Amoris Laetitia," in which he pretty much abandoned any pretense of being consistent with the ancient Church. (According to it's doctrine, the Catholic Church's theology and morality is supposed to grow and deepen, but never be changed.) So a medieval monk reading it would have his eyes popping out of his skull.
And there was me thinking it was a tell all called I Love Lettuce
Load More Replies...Why do they need to be smuggled?? Who is the accordion man??? So many questions
Load More Replies..."You know what time it is, ma'am?!""Yes, time to japaleño my butt!"
The guy with the bucket looks like he just fell out of an 80s music video.
Spot On! taarna23 😁......Spot On. . . . . .🎩
Load More Replies...I crack up every time I see this painting. One of those that the longer you look at it, the worse/more bizarre it gets.
Is that Rickey from Trailer Park Boys on the right with the bucket?
Lady of Spain Squeezeboxes. Its on the lower east side
Load More Replies...If it was up your butt you'd know! (VERY much younger me and friends thought that was a funny thing to say when someone said they didn't know where something was)
I heard that ☝🏻 ALL the friggin' time growin' up David 😁, & a LOT from various close & extended family no less. 😆 Although wen I got old enuf & cud actually respond back IN KIND, (WITHOUT actually gettin' in any trouble), I always said back, (no matter who it is): "It'd fit better in yours!" 😏 - 🥴 - 😛 - 🤭 - 😁 - 🤣 - 🫥 - ⚰️ - 😶🌫️
Load More Replies...Buttered toast is sometimes the most delicious thing ever, for some reason
Three cheers for the Maillard Reaction! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction
I am also having a midlife crisis. I may still be in my teens but it's still happening.
Just to validate you, some people live hard and fast and die young. There ya go!
Load More Replies...Sad to say but 24 was probably pretty close to mid life in those days.
The average lifespan is 76 (ish) so 38 is midlife 🤔☠️ Women slightly longer in general.
It’s about how that one Italian monk realized that the universe doesn’t revolve around the earth. He was basically pulling back the curtains of what religion told him to see the true universe behind it.
Load More Replies...When you see stars during daytime it's never a good sign. Ask the dinosaurs
I've seen this image hundreds of times, and not until today did I realise the "thing" on the left is a man whose head is "crossing" that imaginary line between Earth and the universe.
Just be glad it's the front half... Some other poor sucker got stuck with the back half.
As a veterinary professional, I would like to inform you that your dog is in need of help
Even House would have needed an hour to figure that out
Load More Replies...She's giving "ringleader of the friend group" vibes
Load More Replies...I did an internship at a lab years ago. The property was massive and surrounded by a nature preserve. Many employees rode bikes around and one physicist would ride one of these bikes around; it always made me smile seeing him
Why do I see a crash coming up as the woman puts on her double brakes on her double wheels
When you take a nap and it's day, wake up and it's dark like" Whose the president?.."
Perhaps a slightly different image crop next time, so it doesn't look like they're reaching for...
Von, you are a menace to society. I cherish your acquaintance
Load More Replies...Or when you wake up from a nap and you are now a reptile. Look at the hand too! Ack!
Or, you could have a dream, wake up whilst in a dream...but find out you still are sleeping... then you wake up for real and go WTF?
I remember reading about a certain fungus which grew on wheat and if you ate bread made out of the wheat in question you'd take a voyage to Ye Trippe-Oute City
Load More Replies...y'all noticing the vomit and not his.. erm... you know what I'm going to let you all notice that for yourselves
It’s actually medieval sheet music and it gets worse! Much worse. lol
Load More Replies...In another part of the alphabet, the pig is seen eating someone’s cráp as they’re squatting🙈
Load More Replies...Oof. 20's was when all my medical issues decided to make themselves known all at once
I'm in my mid-40s and honestly, these have been the best years of my life (collectively) so far!
Omg yes my 20s might rival my middle school years in shittiness so far
I'm sorry to hear that! I do hope it gets better for you
Load More Replies...I'm waiting at Discount Tire and I'm laughing my a*s off. I needed this today.
I'm waiting at Discount Tire and I'm laughing my a*s off. I needed this today.
