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Babies – the second cutest thing on the internet after dogs and cats. Their whimsical facial expressions, their cute outfits, their squishy round faces – what's not to love? They're tiny versions of people, but a hundred times cuter than any adult.
Sometimes parents can capture their little ones making silly faces or looking weirder than usual. This list is about babies who sort of look more mature than they really are. Like they have more wisdom than they should have. Maybe a little wrinkly on the face, maybe a little too worried for not even being 1 year old. But they’re still rocking it in the cutest way possible.
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#1
I Thought For Sure My Kid's First Word Would Be "Inconceivable"
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
That word... I don't think it means what you think it means......
The voice of reason 1 year ago
My grandson had the same look. Like" why why why did you put me through all that"?
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#2
My Son Is Only 5 Days Old And Already Tired Of Everything
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago
Imma do some maths here because I’m bored… 12,328 days is roughly 33 years. Technically, you could work out the exact birth date from there, but I’m not going to, since it’s private info and I’m just some random person being annoying in the comments section. Happy early birthday to your kid tho NapQueen XD
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the next chapter 1 year ago
He looks like one of those "real" porcelain dolls you could mail order back in the 80s
#3
My Grandma Has Been A Grandma Since Birth
PE is me 1 year ago
That hair had a previous engagement but showed up a couple months later.
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We've dedicated this list to babies who look more like grandpas and grandmas than newborn children. Some of them also have that look in their eye like they know more about life than we do. We tend to associate old age with wisdom, but why is that?
What is wisdom, after all? Let's dive into the theoretical. Philosophers have five approaches to understanding wisdom: epistemic humility, epistemic accuracy, wisdom as knowledge, hybrid theory and wisdom as rationality.
#4
My Brother's Baby Picture Looks Like Kevin From The Office
StrangeOne 1 year ago
This kid looks like he could waltz into a liquor mart and the clerk be like "Yup. Have a good day."
#5
This Baby Girl Looks So Old
Sugar Shack 1 year ago
"When are you going to marry somebody nice so I can have grandchildren"?
AnkleByter 1 year ago
That's not a big a*s bow, lmao. That's the baby hat newborns get in many hospitals and birthing centers with a little slot cut out and another hat pushed through the slot to look like a bow. It's literally a hat.
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#6
A Baby Picture Of Myself That I Recently Found 🤣
The famous quote from Socrates "The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing" can be the basis for epistemic humility. It goes like this: I am wise if I believe I am not wise. This theory revolves around a person's perception of being wise.
Philosophers call this a failed theory because a wise person should be confident in their wisdom. If a person is truly wise, they should know it and share their wisdom with others.
#7
This Is My Fiancé's Friend's Son
Zoey Rayne 1 year ago
This looks like one of those plant babies they pulled out of the flower pots in Harry Potter.
Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 1 year ago
Mandrake yes lol he does look like one
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#8
Simon Pegg's Range As An Actor Is Seriously Underrated
LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
I honestly feel like some of these are Photoshopped. How the hell does a baby already have a five o’clock shadow?
Powerful Katrinka 1 year ago
Lots of babies are born with hairy faces and/or bodies. My oldest niece had a full beard and chest hair. It all fell out over the course of the next month.
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Kobe (she) 1 year ago
And the nostrils. This is definitely not a newborn's nose.
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#9
This Is The Only Baby Picture I Have
Maureen Sullivan 1 year ago
Looks like it could be little Cam from Modern Family in his clown costume. 🤡
The second part of epistemic humility is about knowledge. It's the view that those who are arrogant and overly confident in their knowledge of the world have the least wisdom. In order to be wise, you have to believe you know nothing. But philosophers reject this one too for the same reasons the first one fails.
Humility theories do provide the characteristics of a wise person. They should be confident in their wisdom, but not too arrogant. They need the ability to reflect on their faults and admit that sometimes there might be uncertainties in life.
#10
My Wife Gave Birth To Steve Buscemi
#11
This Baby Looks Like He Has A Mortgage
#12
He's Fed Up With All The Dad Jokes
Laura Williams 1 year ago
You try getting your body out of a 10cm hole see how much you would put up with.
The second theory of wisdom is epistemic accuracy. That's when a person is aware of what he knows and what he does not know. However, because it is yet again based on the person's perception, it's too subjective to be a solid theory. I can believe I know what a thing is, but I can be wrong in my belief.
#13
I Came Across Some Old Photos Of A Weird Looking Baby Today At My Parent's House. Found Out It's Me At 4 Months. Thank God They Captured My Beauty Before I Grew Out Of It
Delta Dawn 1 year ago
Nope, that’s definitely 4 weeks. He’s being propped up.
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LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
Nope. Babies will usually start to sit up with a little bit of support at around 6 and 7 months.
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My Baby Looks So Old
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
"Think I might go replace the tire on my big wheel. Seems to not grab on the hardwood at times. Care to help? I'll bring a case of milk!"
#15
The Forehead And Hairline Of A Century Old Man
LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
Poor little one looks like he’s having an existential crisis straight out of the womb.
Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 1 year ago
Why does he look like a mini Mr. Lippman download-5...52c34.jpeg 
Laura Williams 1 year ago
Nope never seen that color before and is not sure if he should be scared.
A revision of the epistemic accuracy theory claims that if a person can justify their beliefs, then their wisdom is valid. You can believe you have knowledge about a thing, but if you can't provide the evidence for it – sorry, you're not that wise. There is a fault in this theory too: what if a person is right, but can't provide the argument for their claim?
#16
Everyone Knows Not To Bother Her During Tax Season
Ozymandias73 1 year ago
But some half-rimmed glasses on her and have her say "I'm watching you Mike Wasowski!"
Giraffy Window 1 year ago
"I'M WATCHING YOU WAZOUSKY! ALLLLLWAYS WATCHING!" (pls forgive spelling)
Laura Williams 1 year ago
You would be ticked to if you just got kicked out of only place you lived and shoved out a 10cm hole.
#17
My Nephew Joseph Is Concocting His Diabolical Plan
#18
When I Was Born, I Looked Like An 87-Year-Old Man
imsouravmitra 1 year ago
This does not deserve to be included in this list, I think so. It's a cute baby
Philosophers still have arguments against accuracy theories. A person is not wise even if they know what knowledge they have and lack. Even if they can provide evidence for what they know. They can then boast of knowing very few things or things that have very little importance. That's why philosophers say it's not wisdom.
#19
My Bestie Back When She Was A Tiny Granddaddy
#20
My One-Month-Old Baby On His Way To The Nursing Home
#21
Me At 5 Months Old Looking Like A Sailor
CholateMilkFreeAllDay 1 year ago
I can hear him say “turn the ship around “ in Hunt for Red October.
The Original Bruno 1 year ago (edited)
Aside from the clothes, to me he looks like he's saying, "It's worth about $300, I'll give you 15." (P-a-w-n stars, anyone?)
The third theory of wisdom is the theory of knowledge. A person is wise because he knows a lot of things, both theoretical and practical. The things that fall into the category of theoretical knowledge can be music, literature, art, etc. And the practical – the knowledge of how to live well.
#22
When Someone Says You Look Like A 60-Year-Old Baby
Ima Manimal 1 year ago
He looks like the banker telling you that your loan has not been approved
#23
My Son Is Welcoming You To The Company
The Original Bruno 1 year ago (edited)
OMG, yes! I didn't know that babies have full heads of hair around 7-8 months in utero, and then they shed it! My preemie eventually had soft, fine, red hair, but first came out with thick, black hair. I was joking with my wife that I was going to break Eric Estrada's (the guy from CHiPs) legs.
#24
My Baby
DumYum 1 year ago
Agreed. That amount of sodium is one of the leading causes of stiffening arteries, even in children.
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Featherytoad 1 year ago
But, I would love to try those Lay's fried green tomatoes.
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Laura Williams 1 year ago
Afraid you don't remember he's there and he's going to be crushed if you add any more.
Hybrid theory puts all of the aforementioned ideas together. A wise person should have academic knowledge, know how to live well and be successful in it, and not have unjustified beliefs. Philosopher Dennis Whitcomb criticizes this theory, saying that the "good life" aspect is not necessary.
"If I ran across such a person, I would take his advice to heart, wish him a return to health, and leave the continuing search for sages to his less grateful advisees. And I would think he was wise despite his depression-induced failure to value or desire the good life. So I think that wisdom does not require valuing or desiring the good life."
#25
Old Baby Drinking A Negroni
imsouravmitra 1 year ago
The hat makes the baby look like a baby version of "Florida Stanley"from the Office
#26
My Favorite Old Baby Turned 365 Days Today
#27
My Second-Born Looking Like She Forgot To Put In Her Teeth
Flora Porter 1 year ago
I was going to say blob fish! Probably fine at a lower depth.
Load More Replies... Philosopher Sharon Ryan proposes a different and final theory of wisdom. She bases the previous conditions – having epistemically justified beliefs, practical and theoretical knowledge – on being rational.
Instead of living a good life, a wise person strives to live rationally. "A wise person is a person who is rational and who is deeply committed to increasing his or her level of rationality," the philosopher writes.
#28
My Best Friend's Son Always Looks Like He's Wondering If Retirement Can Come Any Faster
#29
Get Off My Lawn
#30
He Needs Help Getting Over To Yell At The Kids On His Lawn
Professor of psychology Noam Shpancer says that old age does not directly correlate with wisdom. "The question to ask when it comes to wisdom is not how much time you've had, but what you chose to do with your time," he writes.
So the babies in this list might have had some serious life experiences to look this wise. We could all learn from them – they've had so little time, but look like they have seen so much already.
#31
My Daughter Looks Like Clemenza From The Godfather
#32
Are You Talking To Me?
LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
Wow, imagine telling “ew” at a literal baby? 🙄
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My 1-Month-Old Son Looks Like A 45-Year-Old Uncle Dave After A Few Beers
#34
"When I Was Your Age, I Had To Walk Through Miles Of Knee-Deep Snow In Order To Be Born"
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 1 year ago
We need a picture of your grandpa and a banana for scale.
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#35
Little Girl Swears Vengeance On All That Have Wronged Her. Complete With Godfather-Style Pet
#36
Here's Me 32 Years Ago Looking Like A Cantankerous Octogenarian
#37
My Child Looks Like He's 600 Months Old
#38
Was Issued An AARP Card With His Birth Certificate
#39
Grumpy Old Man
#40
I Do Not Approve Of This, Lady
Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 1 year ago
"It appears that you are no longer suitable for this job."
#41
This Baby Looks Like Miggy Almiron In About 40 Years. Oldest Looking Newborn I've Seen In My Life
#42
I Caught My Son At His Absolute Worst. Looks Like He's Been Working The Night Shifts For 25 Years
#43
This Is My Son Giving Me Advice The Day He Was Born
#44
Little Al Capone
LovingKnuckle 1 year ago
Gonna go place some bets at the track. I like the 4 horse in the second race.
Flora Porter 1 year ago
Proper little geezer. Just needs his footie team tattooed on his calf.
#45
Did I Get A Reincarnated Old Nun?
#46
She's Adorable But Fed Up With Everything
Ima Manimal 1 year ago
All she needs is a cigarette hanging out of her mouth while she chews out of state trooper
Ann McNeil 1 year ago
And one strap has to be drooping down from the shoulder ...
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That cute receptionist who hate everybody at the company including the boss.
Ozymandias73 1 year ago
Just fix her up a Hot Toddy, turn on some Lawrence Welk, and get her a foot bath. She'll be set for the afternoon.
#47
These Will Forever Be My Favorite Pictures Of My Baby Girl
Rwby Couch 1 year ago
I wouldn't give my kids pierced ears, but I've seen other people do it with their kids. How is piercing a baby's ear abuse?
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Years Before, My Mother Gave Me A Mullet, Bowl Cut, And Then This Lovely Combover. I Looked Like A Lady Asking About Insurance
#49
He's So Wrinkly That I Would Trust Him With My Taxes
CholateMilkFreeAllDay 1 year ago
Definitely a forensic accountant who knows about your stash and password in the Caymans.
#50
This Old-Looking Baby
#51
My Baby Boy Or Middle-Aged Man?
#52
He's Just Happy His Grandkids Visits Him
#53
Surprised No One Has Posted This Yet
#54
My Friend's Newborn Is An Old Man
Ima Manimal 1 year ago
He looks like a real estate agent excited to sell you this fabulous home
#56
A 2-Week-Old Baby Or A Middle-Aged Banker?
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Spocks's Mom 1 year ago
These babies are really cute. Even if they aren't "cute". I second your statement, Delta!
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Spocks's Mom 1 year ago
These babies are really cute. Even if they aren't "cute". I second your statement, Delta!
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