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Have you ever had a conversation with someone about your favorite food or drink, only to have them turn their nose up in disgust? "Ew, how on Earth can you possibly enjoy that?" they might say. "It's gross!"

And they're well within their rights. After all, taste is highly subjective; just because someone doesn't enjoy a particular flavor or texture doesn't mean it's not delicious to others. Right?

Well, the Instagram account 'Most Offensive Foods' is here to challenge that notion. As its name suggests, this fun little online project is on a mission to find objectively terrible dishes, and it's not holding anything back. From brewing coffee with pasta water to a Doritos and Mountain Dew cheesecake, continue scrolling to check out the abominations.

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    CouchChihuahua
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I luv how these r all(i think) american brands EDIT 1: Thanks y’all for 39 upvotes + creating a whole conversation of replies!

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    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And idiots buying this think they're "owning" someone. See also: recent Trump NFTs. LOL

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this. Someone asked them if it was good and all they replied was "no". LOL.

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    Tweaked
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that these jello monstrosities are called 'salad' disturbs me more than anything.

    Leolynn Cauthron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The term ‘salad’ covers a very wide range of foods. It doesn't just mean lettuce. Fruit salads, pasta salads, savorys like egg salad and shrimp salad, jello salads both sweet and savory, and vegetable salads with or without lettuce. Get outside your bubble more.

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    Jennifer Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, it looks like puke.

    Niki A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like literal barf...

    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just eat vomit flavored jelly bellies and be done with it

    Anita Pickle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just had to add the mayo on top, just in case you were not getting sick from the description yet.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when I thought it can't get any worse, here comes a dollop of mayo on top. God have mercy on us all.

    LK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the jello, and it sounds like a rather tasty salad.

    Kaitlyn Waage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like straight vomit 🤢

    Gina Babe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you find out you like this!?

    Sean Sean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a person with severe mental illness or emotional trauma would eat this.

    Øptimist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like my dachshund ate it, threw it up, ate it AGAIN, and then threw it up once more.

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a photo of before it’s eaten, or after it comes out?

    404
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    V Martinez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this really a thing? I feel like this is a mash up of two different salads maybe?

    JalaPeno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like vomit

    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it should be studied in a level 4 lab before it gives us all a disease.

    sunshineonmars
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, some things SHOULD be criminalised

    Michelle Carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, its not bad. This is a common midwestern "salad"

    karen snyder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really love this dish, when it's made right. The picture is a great example of NOT right. Looks like she puts it all in a blender.

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    Jack Holt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't jellified it might be ok

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That second picture looks like vomit.

    Agent of Karma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have had a version of this that didn't involve mayo, and it wasn't as horrible as it sounds.

    BrokeDog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANYTHING w/mayo, can’t be bad … can it (LoL)?

    EJN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to say "sorry" to Mom if this were served. It looks like puke!

    Nicole Holt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading the description actually sent a shiver down my spine and derailed my facial expression for a moment.

    JP Purves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are still making this and calling it a salad? My mother did this in the 1950's!

    Heather Talma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the stuff that comes out of Uncle Dee's neck hole.

    Gay-Trash-Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this whole page is activating my gag reflexes

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whe done correctly, they're not that bad looking. This looks like barf 🤮

    Annamarie Dodge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just disgusting on so many levels

    weirdest person on earth!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was straight vomit from 5 people that was frozen and shaped, and then called it a salad...

    Smokey Too
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    Smokey Too
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like something you'd find on the pavement outside the pub on a Friday night. Minus the mayo.

    O.M.Miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    old people dementia of food - they know they like all of the listed foods but they forgot whether to mix it together or eat it separately

    hi it's Norma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it has been eaten once and…

    Tammy Kirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great aunt used to make a Jell-O "salad" that was lemon Jell-O, cucumbers, and onions. Seriously

    Verona Bingham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You Win it's between you & no:5..lol

    Patricia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day, you couldn't attend any event that had a luncheon included that didn't have jello salad of one type or another. They were delicious!

    SCamp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mother is a succubus

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Sturgeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, jello salad?!! Oxymoron?

    Ambitious Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MaYo. THERE IS mAyO... WHY IS THERE MaYo.

    Rune Hamme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And ur mom is prob going to die of a heart attack the next time she eats this c**p.

    Marilyn Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m glad Jello salads went away. But making Jello as a kid was a treat.

    Maltaros
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing it probably looks bad because of the picture. The colors and lighting look off. The ingredients all sound like they would combine to make something tasty.

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ingredients sound like they would taste well together, but I think the presentation needs work is probably the kindest way I can put it

    Sue From Michigan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma used to make this without the mayo on top.

    Diana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We make something similar with green jello and lovingly refer to it as Jolly Green Giant barf.

    Dexter Moncrieff
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    you sure that cottage cheese wink. looks like a man love been dispensed creamy

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    KJ
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did it look like before it was ate?

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    MarchingBanda786
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d try it, it can’t be worse than garlic ice cream (don’t ask)

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solving a problem that doesn't exist.

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    Leolynn Cauthron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are generally special ordered fur new baby gender reveal Parties or for baby showers. Never see them in stores.

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    Leolynn Cauthron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7-up cake and mt dew cake are both actually very good. Not sure why everyone is hating on them. They are very tasty, moist lemony sort of flavored cakes. Like lemon bread.

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    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would happily try this. Probably with a spoon handy when it falls apart, but I'd eat it.

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this sounds gross, but I have this delicious sweet 'n sour cocktail hot dog recipe. My mom refused to tell me what was in it (my step aunt made it) until I was older... ketchup and grape jelly. You literally melt them together. And if I had known I would've barfed, but listen - I loved it, and still do. Sometimes weird combos work.

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    BryanR
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the stuff at the Texas State Fair this seems reasonable.

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    TAG86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd see nothing wrong with this... butternut squash soup uses the same spice combo as pumpkin pie spice, basically would just be a thinner version of that with noodles Maybe just skip the whipped cream and espresso shot haha

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    Anjelika
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well If it tastes good I see no problem

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    Leolynn Cauthron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’s the actual guac? Looks more like a salsa or pico.

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    Santhe van der Meulen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually not as bad as it sounds! It's quite common in the Netherlands. It's called "leverkaas" or literally, liver cheese. No clue why it's called "cheese" as there's no cheese in it at all!

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    Inella‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love creamsicles, so I'd totally try that!

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    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    port cheddar has been around a long time, this isn't much of a difference

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? It's probably just the flavor, not actual gum. I've had bubblegum flavored fudge before. Recently had jelly donut flavored, too!

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    Ana Ferreira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congealed is such an unpleasant word. 😖

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    Echidna learns extreme ironing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh.... one of those crafty arty puzzles..... you have 30 seconds to find the bagel.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe uncommon in the US and europe, but in some parts of asia it's normal food

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    Jul_Jul_C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a bit of a cooking problem, the outside should be a bit browner but nothing wrong here if you ask for a blue steak.

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    Tweaked
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gtfo with 'salad'. That's a ham paste.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a root beer float after the ice cream melted

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    LK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently chocolate (and coffee) works well in porters. It would be interesting to see it made with a real chocolate rather the Hershey's.

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    Debby Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a great idea to get kids to use sanitiser, providing you explain fully that it's not edible. Kids in the UK take them to school with them, and use throughout the day.

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    deathrose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd try it if it was offered but I probably wouldn't buy it

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah see, I knew the purple stuff could be glitter syrup.

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    JB
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are those.. mashed potatoes?

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother used to eat pineapple cottage cheese often years ago, not that strange.

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    Tweaked
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baileys limited are actually really nice. The Eton mess and red velvet are pretty good too.

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So boba is weird and offensive now? Did I miss something?

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can cover a peanut with chocolate why can't you cover a nice crunchy chickpea with chocolate? This is probably delicious.

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. I legit had one of the Swedish Fish cans in my hand this past Saturday. It was sugar free and has aspartame, which reacts badly to bipolar. Had to put it back.

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty the compared to the others

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    Tweaked
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had these, they're so sickly. I wouldn't say they're the worst thing I've ever eaten though.

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this. Love Fruity Pebbles. Was delicious.

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    Tweaked
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't want a cremè pie for breakfast?

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    Inella‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *whistles nonchalantly as she hurries out of the aisle carrying her blue syrup*

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