We think it goes without saying that children have a very unique way of viewing the world. Untainted by the nuances and complexities of adult life, their pure, innocent perspectives often lead to humorous and, at times, some rather profound observations. And well, this is particularly evident when they try to communicate their feelings and thoughts... particularly through written notes to their parents.
I mean, most of us look at the notes as something to be flattered by and even grateful for, and perhaps so do the kids, who have a very different perspective of the world compared to us. Have you ever asked a child to give an opinion of something? They are rather profound when it comes to expressing themselves, and oh, they will tell the truth, whether you like it or not.
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Some Kid's Note Got Confiscated And The Teacher Started Giggling
My friends and I made goofy little comics like this when we were 8 or so... I believe it's legit
Load More Replies...This? From the mind of a kid? This is awesome. Almost like Gary Larson irony on irony.
My 8-Year-Old Daughter Asked If She Could Make A Funny Mother's Day Card With One Bad Word
That's a keeper. My brother, 4 years younger than me, obviously mad, wrote a note when he was about 6. It said "Janit is a asol." (his own spelling) My mom saved it and put it in a scrapbook that she gave him on his 40th birthday. Classic. Lol.
I wrote that in a library book "Ashley is my worst enemy. She is an a*****e" when I was 8. My parents weren't amused. My dad made me write it over and over and over for 5 hours
Load More Replies...The word sh!t has many appropriate uses. It can be be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, preposition, participle and a comma!
Load More Replies...Even if she hadn't, how could a mom come down on her for that!
Load More Replies...My 12-Year-Old Knows How To Make Me Feel Special
The Card My 7-Year-Old Son Gave Me Today That I Will Cherish Forever
Obviously she doesn't. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here..(doing the "Ohhhhhhh!" for myself)
That went from a cute card to True Crime rather fast.
Load More Replies...My Niece Is In 5th Grade And Got Her First Love Note. This 5th Grader Has More Game Than I'll Ever Have
This is one of the most romantic things I’ve ever read 🥹🩷
"My heart felt like broken glass until I saw you, and then, I felt like I had every Pokemon ever." Wellllll I don't normally condone arranged marriages, but you might wanna start talking this this kid's parents now.
I ate the only one I ever got! I thought it was homework *cries too*
Load More Replies...Wow. This is amazing. Hard to believe a 5th grader could be so eloquent. Wonder if he had help from an older brother?
Maybe a nice good looking single Uncle or Aunt?!?
Load More Replies...My Daughter Had A Sleepover And Left This Note For Her Friend
Since I was little, it has always made me viciously angry, which is funny, because usually I’m totally chill.
Load More Replies...I was also wondering about Sebastian. My guess is they're talking about the crab from Little Mermaid?
Load More Replies...My Little Sister Wrote This On Her Math Test
What a loving teacher. My kid would do exactly this. She is severely dyslectic. Luckily she had loving teachers too :)
If they didn't try to make it "easier" by giving them options, she wouldn't have guessed and might actually have tried to get it right
I believe it is actually called dyscalculia when it's with math/numbers and dyslexia with reading/letters.
And dysgraphia when looking solely at spelling ...you are completely correct about the both other terms
Load More Replies...Bro, my y7 maths teacher would put us in detention for talking. This would not happen
Same! instead of the comment this teacher put, I seriously believe mine would've put "-and failed drastically"
Load More Replies...My Brother's Camp Requires The Kids To Write A Letter Home After The First Week
Hello muddah, Hello fahdda. Here I am at Camp Granada.....take me home, oh muddah, fahdda, take me home from Camp Granada....
I recently came across a letter I wrote to my mother from camp with the same message! You had to write home evert
I Ate My Kids' Snacks Last Night. My Daughter Wrote This To My Wife
I usually do such things at about 2am after a couple after-work beers and a sensible marijuana cigarette 😂. The kid nor the wife notices through breakfast and school drop off and that's when I make my swoop through Vons to replace the 6 Chewy bars I ate in shadows.
It's so clever the way that she butters mom up before she rats dad out.
Our Dog Passed Away. Neighbors' Kid Made Us A Card. She Was Embarrassed By It. So She Scratched Her Name Out And Wrote Her Mom's Name Instead
Was so funny that it actually cheered me up. His name was Ollie.
My Daughter Was Very Upset About Misplacing Her Lost Tooth. I Told Her To Leave A Note Under Her Pillow For The Tooth Fairy Explaining What Happened
At one point my son was convinced the tooth fairy didn’t work on Sundays. This is because twice in a row after loosing his teeth he would wake up everytime we went to his room. So we had to wait until the next night. Apparently both those times happened on a Sunday so my son connected the dots and was like I guess the tooth-fairy doesn’t work on Sundays!
My nephew accidentally swallowed one of his teeth that fell out. His note to the tooth fairy said "Dear Tooth Fairy: I swallowed my tooth by mistake. Can I still get money?". LOL! He's got priorities.
I had a client whose kid lost a tooth and the only money the 'tooth fairy' had was a $20 bill. So, the kid received an IOU under her pillow, and the tooth fairy returned the following night with a more sensible gift.
I fell down the basement staircase and swallowed my loose tooth. Mom found me in tears because how was the Tooth Fairy gonna know I lost a tooth if I couldn't give it to her? Mom said the Fairy knows...and...well. Certain questions were asked and truthfully answered.
Pays to admit the truth and hope for the best. But she could have just wrapped a Tic Tac in a Kleenex. Tooth fairy probably wouldn't notice.
I'm 43(f), and I still believe in the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Boogeyman.
One time, the ‘Tooth Fairy’ (aka ‘Mum’) forgot to leave 20c and take away the tooth. So I ditched the tooth and came up with a 20c piece and went and surprised her at breakfast. She didn’t know how to react as I basked in my smugness.
When I was a kid my older brother swallowed a loose tooth either when having a seizure or just while asleep (I don't remember which) and I was concerned the tooth fairy wouldn't come. Mum assured me it would but I was a bit sceptical about the process after that.
My Grandma Showed Me This Letter I Sent Her When I Was 6. She Has Kept This For Over 20 Years
Seriously! My handwriting sucked when I was six!
Load More Replies...There's NOTHING more comforting than a hug from a squishy plushie Grandma!
Was anyone else like "awwwww that's adorable" and then got to "I still remember your fat" and then just about died laughing
Idk if they have REALLY good hand writing as a 6 year old or if I’ve got REALLY bad hand writing as a middle aged man
A Letter From My Daughter
That's a wholesome letter to a good dad by a kid who loves her dad!
Can't be mad at a dad that allows his younger than rating aged daughter to watch Stranger Things when Halloween II was the first full length movie I ever had the attention span to sit through when I was 5. I've never killed anyone. Respect!
8 for my first horror movie. Not a serial killer either. However I have a habit of randomly mugging people for their cars. Never played Grand Theft Auto so it's a mystery where that came from. /jk (the not a serial killer is for real, though - or is it "unaliver"?)
Load More Replies...Had a three year old who watched Star Trek DS9 with her dad. "Nita, who's your favorite alien?" "Ferengi!"
Load More Replies...She Took Notes Of Her Dad's Reaction Throughout The Super Bowl
having watched the same game ... I had the same timeline experience.
Bet there are a bunch of similar notes from that night throughout New England.
Lol oh man, I don't think dad was crying happy tears. Judging by the fight with the dog, I think he was a Falcons fan lol... 21-3 at halftime just for them to lose the Superbowl to the Patriots in overtime lol
My Daughter Is Selling Chocolate For A Fundraiser. I Told Her To Leave Me A Note To Remind To Grab A Box To Sell At Work. This Is What I Woke Up To
My 8-Year-Old Cousin Put This Note Up On Her Bedroom Door
I have simply never understood parents who don't knock. Any way you slice it, it's a s****y thing to do to their children, and these same parents certainly expect it for themselves, as most adults tend to. It's bad enough America is a society that doesn't consider privacy a constitutionally grounded right, without treating children as if the default is they have no privacy and can be walked in on at any moment, by their parents or by a swat team of law enforcement officers. Ugh.
My Roommate Works At A School For Special Needs Kids. One Of The Students Wrote This Apology Letter Today
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This Note From My Brother To My Parents In 1995
I made it a full 50 yards away from my house one of the times I ran away, before I got scared and had to turn around.
My brother tried to run away when he was 7. He was still wearing his PJ's and no shoes. He said he was leaving and my mum said ok bye because she knew he would come back. We watched out the window and he literally got to the end of the drive and then came back because he was cold!
I love that they saved it forever! "your used to be son" awwww!
As a kid, I threatened my parents I'd run away if I didn't get my way with something. Instead of giving in, as I hoped my mom would, she packed me a lunch and backpack. I seriously miscalculated that one LMAO. I walked for a few kilometer but eventually went home, feeling very sorry. Later, as an adult, my mom told me it was incredibly difficult for her to have done that, and she was really nervous about what might happen. But she also didn't want to give in to my antics. It was a lesson well learned by me lol
Geez that's far lol, I got all the way to my front yard and laid down in the grass thinking "this is it, I'm runaway". Laid there for like 5 mins and ran back inside. I had a sack tied to a tree branch like on the cartoons, my dad was dying laughing. I didn't think it was so funny..
Load More Replies...How many hours did he loiter on the street for before they came and got him before it was "to late"?
I just kept walking around the block. I wasn't allowed to cross the street.
After Telling My Older Sister That I Got My Acceptance Letter From My Dream School, She Sent Me This A Few Hours Later With The Title "Humble Beginnings"
My youngest niece's preschool teacher did this with her class. Her's reads, "My name is Vienna. I am 4 years old. I have brown eyes and brown hair. My favorite color is purple. My favorite food is carrots. In the future I would like to drive a car." Yes, I typed that from memory ❤
I messed up the lines and read "My favorite food is a giraffe." oop..
If this is really by a four-year-old, that's amazing handwriting and spelling. She's a genius.
My Friend Found A Photo I Gave Her In Kindergarten. My Older Brother Helped Me Write The Note
😳Good thing he s**t his own pants and not those of the kid he sits beside! 🤣
I Reached Into The Box For The Last Can But Instead Found Only This Note From One Of My Kids
The note says: "That was disappointing, wasn't it?"
Can't call which is more disappointing. Drinking a diet AND caffeine free Dr. Pepper or not having any at all. You be the judge..
Yeah my parents drink caffeine free Diet Coke. What's the point in that? You may as well just drink lukewarm tap water - it tastes about the same!
Load More Replies...A Poem My Brother Wrote When He Was 5. It's About Chickens, I Swear
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.
Two out of four for me. Although, I've never experienced any chicR5's in my time.
I can imagine what his chicks look like having had a rainbow of chickens in my own coop at one time.
A Kid's Wish On A Mall's Lunar New Year Wishing Tree
I feel like I did something like this in fourth grade at my school.
So I Was Trying To Take An Important Call Tonight And My Kids (6 & 1) Were Being Really Loud. So I Locked Myself In My Room To Get Some Quiet
After a few minutes, my daughter slipped this note under the door.
The handwriting and the blurriness of the photo makes this look perfect for a horror movie
Trying to make an important phone call with loud kids around IS a horror movie.
Load More Replies...My Son's Note From His "Take Your Kid To Work Day" Observations
That sounds like a day in the life of a typical Finance Director. Only duty they left out was "dealing with people who can't follow directions."
A Note That My Little Cousin Left For His Dad
My Newly-Single Sister Is Concerned That She's Putting Off Some Serious Pathetic Vibes After Being Slipped This Note From One Of Her Second-Grade Students
Awwwwww! You KNOW you're making a positive impact on your students when they can see you're having a hard time and want to help. This is making my eyes water.
My Kid Left A Note For Me In The Fridge
This reminds me the 1 time when the milk spoiled while I was living with 2 roommates and I forgot to take advantage to do this.
He said that the milk went bad. Literally. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. 😟
Load More Replies...I Guess My 5-Year-Old Brother Is Walter White
Brother just attended the DARE assembly ("say no to drugs assembly.... that essentially teaches how to get drug) 🤷♀️🤣
That’s probably why my school stopped doing it when I was in the correct grade. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STORY: I have a friend who we’ll call Natalie Thomas. There were two Natale Thomases in the school. My friend was in 5th, other was in 3rd. Well, after the DARE assembly, 3rd Natalie Thomas’ older sister is telling her about drugs. A couple months later a 3rd Grader named Natalie Thomas is caught with Vape in her backpack. My friend Natalie Thomas didn’t do anything, but everyone ASSUMES she did, because they don’t know there’re 2 Natalie Thomases in school! My friend gets dirty looks from everyone in the school now. :(((((
Load More Replies...First Haircut Thank You Letter
I didn't see the censor and was really wondering why a kid wouldn't mean it.
Load More Replies...Friend Of Mine Passed Me A Note In 2nd Grade, 16 Years Ago. Today I Am Cashing This Note In
My friend wrote me a note in class in the 2nd grade. That was 16 years ago. Sesshomaru is a character from Inuyasha. I don't know how I managed to hold on to it and never tell her about it.
Today I am cashing this in...
My wife would fight you on that hill lol. I swore to her on something, she gave me squinty eyes and said pinky promise with her pinky out. I felt like I was writing a contract in my own blood...
Load More Replies...My Dad Found My Passive-Aggressive Note That I Wrote To The Tooth Fairy. It Was Better Than I Remember
Note That My Co-Worker's Daughter Wrote To Him
Who shaves cat. We never ever did that in my family. Just baths once a season
Some long haired ones need it because of matting. Also, if they live in a very warm climate some people do it to help them stay cool in summer
Load More Replies...It Was Me, I Was The Stupid
Lol, that actually made ma laugh so hard😂
Load More Replies...My Six-Year-Old Son Got A Note Sent Home From His Teacher Yesterday
I strongly feel that Grayson should pursue a career in the medical profession.
Grayson is talking about Roman toilet.
Load More Replies...My Sons' Letter To Santa. I Think He Knows
"Forgive my parents for eating your milk and cookies last year. Although, it was kind of sus why they were up at midnight..." I didn't write a note but this is how I found out Santa isn't real lol
One Of My 4th-Grade Autistic Students Yelled At Me Yesterday. My Co-Teacher Told Him To Make Me An Apology Letter. This Is What He Made
Found This Thoughtful Letter I Wrote To My Mom At Age 7
If that were me I‘d be shaking hands with the Grim Reaper by now 💀
Load More Replies...Writing A Letter To The Red Guy
My 5-Year-Old Cousin Wrote This. Happy Thanksgiving
I've got a friend who love pigeons and he'd be horrified to see this
My 7-Year-Old Cousin Wrote This In His Notebook. Reach For The Stars, Baby
I Had To Miss My 5-Year-Old Cousin's Birthday Party And He Wrote Me This Note
Nick should save this card for another possible occasion in 20 years. It will be helpful to keep everything on the level.
A Note I Confiscated From Two Sixth Graders Last School Year
I'm 42 and I can't even spell diary..dia..dia-reeya..di-..oh, fu*k it!
My 12-Year-Old Notes From The First Day Of Class
My 5-Year-Old Daughter Brought Me This Note "From Her Kindergarten Teacher"
A Kid In My Class Handed Me This Note From Her "Parent" To Excuse Her From Swimming
My Daughter Really Loves Sticky Notes. Last Week I Brought Her Home A Bag Full Of Varying Sizes, Shapes, And Colors For Her To Have Fun With. Today, I Came Home To This
A Colleague Of Mine Got This Note Whilst Grading Papers
I Found A Note I Wrote To My Dad In Second Grade
The note says: "Dear Dad, I am going to see you soon. I am very good at basketball. I am halfway through the 2nd grade. I am going to quit now and teach first grade. Mom needs help with the bills. Just kidding, my grades are so good, next year I will be pre-med. I love you, Gary".
My Mom Found This Note I Mailed To Her From The Camp When I Was A Kid
Inconsiderate freaks with no families to love?? Thats the best roast I’ve seen all day!
Wow, she's got some incredible handwriting! Too bad she wasn't having fun at camp.
A Child Left This Note In A Hotel Room I Cleaned Today. Pretty Solid Advice
My Daughter Lost A Baby Tooth And Then Dropped It Down The Sink Drain While Washing It. We Wrote A Note To The Tooth Fairy To Explain The Ordeal Together
The note says: "Dear tooth fairy, my tooth went down the drain. Could you please give me a dollar anyways? I'm really sorry I lost it. I'll make it up to you by helping my brother lose his teeth".
Translation : Im gonna punch my brother and deliver you the tooth... Or more of them ;)
Tooth fairy: "Deal my child. Get me those molars, baseball bats work pretty good. Looking forward to working together, T.F."
Load More Replies...Confiscated Note In The Classroom
In kindergarten I got in trouble after I asked the teacher how to spell pig. Because I then went and wrote "Ben is a pig" on another boy's paper. :) He was my best friend so I was just kidding, but the teacher was not amused.
Last Night My Kids Went Crazy And Bought A Bunch Of Sponge Bob Episodes On The Playstation Store For Their PSP's. I Only Realized It After Getting The Bill In My Email
After getting them in trouble and going to bed later that night, I found this note on my bed from my 8-year-old.
My 9-Year-Old Brought Home A Note From School. I Had To Read It A Couple Of Times Before I Got It
Is it one of those things that, when spoken, sound like something else? Alpha Kenny Body=I'll F@#$ Anybody?
I had to read aloud a couple of times myself. And I am not surprised she will do that, considering the screen name of her parent who posted this.
As I understood, Olivia is not OP's child. Olivia is a classmate of OP's child.
Load More Replies...There were five of us in my seventy five year old MIL's car when my niece got her Grandmother to say it. Our mouths dropped and we all died, except MIL, until she realized why we were all laughing.
Letter To Management From My 6-Year-Old Son
Yes, for shame, this horrible parent who probably got 3 hours of sleep from the time they got home from work to their toddler waking them up at 5am wanting fu**ing pancakes 😂 I know the first thing I want to do after changing my son's pee sheets and battling him for a half hour to get ready for school is break out the buttermilk, flour, eggs, cinnamon, sugar and the griddle to make him pancakes. This is why Lucky Charms were invented, sorry about it.
Load More Replies...My 7-Year-Old Cousin Wrote His Valentine's Day Card To Himself
🎶 I'm too sexy for my shirt 🎶. (almost accidentally missed the R in shirt)
You sound like Dean Winchester from Supernatural
Load More Replies...My Kids Have Written Me Plenty Of Notes Over The Past 18 Months Of Conference Calls At Home. Last Day Of Summer And This May Be The Best One Yet
Don't take one of mine, I only have a couple left and the weekend is coming up.
Did A Chocolate Treasure Hunt For My Kid, And He Wrote Me This Note. I Thought He Liked It
It’s too late at night for reading this list. I cry laughing 😆 “fak you»💀
My Daughter Left My Wife A Note
My Godson's Apology Note
One Of My Little Students Wrote Me A Letter, Thanks I Guess
My Little Brother Leaves Notes For Me When I Have To Work Late, This Is By Far My Favorite
My Friend's 6-Year-Old Daughter Brought This Note Home From A Play Date
I bet the cats are beside themselves lol "WHOOOO!? THIS IS NOT MY EXCREMENT! HELL SHALL BE PAID HOOMANS!!"
My Daughter’s (6) Note To Her Brother (3) On Her Bedroom Door. The First Word Is “Please”. I See A Punctuation Lesson In Her Immediate Future
My Mom Is A Grade 4 Teacher And Caught A Kid Passing This Note To His Buddy
If I was that teacher I would have had a hard time keeping a straight face after I saw it.
Friend Has A 5-Year-Old That's Learning To Write. She Asked Him For A Letter. He Came Back With This
Found A Note My Little Sister Left My Parents When She Was A Kid. I Guess I Was Too Bossy For Her
….just in case they weren’t sure which Erin it was from….lol
Load More Replies...Minutes After Installing History Tracking Software On 12-Year-Old Russell's New Computer, He Wrote This And Taped It To His Desk
I know it's important to keep an eye on your children, but history-tracking software just seems invasive.
Personally, I don’t think it’s invasive. I consider it a matter of protection. This can be a tool to see where your kid has been online..bc I myself have accidentally seen some truly disturbing s**t on there. It’s very important to protect/educate your kid, discuss things with them that they see/read online, and keep communication open, no matter the subject or embarrassment factor. And the amount of perverts & predators online is staggering. In just ONE of my family games on my phone, my avatar is a flaming cartoon chicken. I get pervertedly hit on at least once a week. Who the hell blindly tries to sext with a Flaming Cartoon Chicken?!! A f*****g creepy pervert, that’s who..Keep your kids safe, y’all!! ❤️
Load More Replies...My Brother Passed Away And This Sympathy Card From A Little Kid Has Cracked Me Up More Than Is Appropriate
The kids don’t know that it’s inappropriate, they just want to let you know they are sorry for you and so I think it’s beautiful.
Niece's Parents Got Called By Her Teacher Because She Was Too Noisy In Class. Next Week, Niece Brings Home This Letter From The School
I Don’t Think My 10-Year-Old Was Pleased To Receive The Narnia Books For Christmas
My 7-Year-Old Daughter Just Left With Her Cousin Penny For Her First Sleep-Over. Penny Left This "Comforting" Note On My Bedside Table
I Got An Encouraging Note From My Daughter This Morning
My Son Was Grounded And Was So Angry He Wrote This Hateful Note. With Legos
The note says: "I hate my life".
Brighton:”Niles, this steak is a little tough.” Niles: “So is life. And then you d!3.”
Load More Replies...Let's pretent that not at least half of them were grown ups emulating kids writing and drawing for clout.
I don't think so. My kids write really funny and witty things and I have all my writings from when I was little. Most of them are a lot more amusing than what I could come up with now or what my parents could come up with. Don't underestimate kids. They are really intelligent and don't miss a thing
Load More Replies...The science behind the minds of children will forever be unknown- in a good way
Ohh wow. Takes something really moving to get to me. I could feel my eyes tearing up as I read this. Had to recoup quickly as I'm at work and in the open (front desk of sorts) but that was something else. Very touching story. I could see everything. From the OP's walk up to the grave site, him sitting with the widower, in his car afterwards, and him hugging his kids and gf. I saw it all in my mind's eye. Even the damn salt packets on the potatoes and steak!
Let's pretent that not at least half of them were grown ups emulating kids writing and drawing for clout.
I don't think so. My kids write really funny and witty things and I have all my writings from when I was little. Most of them are a lot more amusing than what I could come up with now or what my parents could come up with. Don't underestimate kids. They are really intelligent and don't miss a thing
Load More Replies...The science behind the minds of children will forever be unknown- in a good way
Ohh wow. Takes something really moving to get to me. I could feel my eyes tearing up as I read this. Had to recoup quickly as I'm at work and in the open (front desk of sorts) but that was something else. Very touching story. I could see everything. From the OP's walk up to the grave site, him sitting with the widower, in his car afterwards, and him hugging his kids and gf. I saw it all in my mind's eye. Even the damn salt packets on the potatoes and steak!
