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We think it goes without saying that children have a very unique way of viewing the world. Untainted by the nuances and complexities of adult life, their pure, innocent perspectives often lead to humorous and, at times, some rather profound observations. And well, this is particularly evident when they try to communicate their feelings and thoughts... particularly through written notes to their parents.

I mean, most of us look at the notes as something to be flattered by and even grateful for, and perhaps so do the kids, who have a very different perspective of the world compared to us. Have you ever asked a child to give an opinion of something? They are rather profound when it comes to expressing themselves, and oh, they will tell the truth, whether you like it or not.

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Some Kid's Note Got Confiscated And The Teacher Started Giggling

Some Kid's Note Got Confiscated And The Teacher Started Giggling

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Mohsie Supposie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be a movie!

Janelle Collard
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep! Hey, Pixar, are you reading this??

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Cat Chat
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, I thought that was epic. Then I scrolled up and it kept going. 👏👏👏

Angela C
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still a better love story than Twilight

Chewie Baron
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, has no one said yet it’s a better love story than Twilight?

Sarel Seerower
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely an older kid or adult

Zane Lumagrowl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends and I made goofy little comics like this when we were 8 or so... I believe it's legit

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Janet Howe
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This? From the mind of a kid? This is awesome. Almost like Gary Larson irony on irony.

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    My 8-Year-Old Daughter Asked If She Could Make A Funny Mother's Day Card With One Bad Word

    My 8-Year-Old Daughter Asked If She Could Make A Funny Mother's Day Card With One Bad Word

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    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a keeper. My brother, 4 years younger than me, obviously mad, wrote a note when he was about 6. It said "Janit is a asol." (his own spelling) My mom saved it and put it in a scrapbook that she gave him on his 40th birthday. Classic. Lol.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wrote that in a library book "Ashley is my worst enemy. She is an a*****e" when I was 8. My parents weren't amused. My dad made me write it over and over and over for 5 hours

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would literally frame that in the living room

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable and she used the curse word appropriately.

    Maisey Myles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word sh!t has many appropriate uses. It can be be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, preposition, participle and a comma!

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    I’mSoEmotional
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you feel anything but proud?

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    #3

    My 12-Year-Old Knows How To Make Me Feel Special

    My 12-Year-Old Knows How To Make Me Feel Special

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    Aly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that is absolutely the best thing I've seen all day

    Mike K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be right up on the fridge, so I could see it as I eat my 2nd breakfast

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    #4

    The Card My 7-Year-Old Son Gave Me Today That I Will Cherish Forever

    The Card My 7-Year-Old Son Gave Me Today That I Will Cherish Forever

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    SonicAlchemy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously she doesn't. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here..(doing the "Ohhhhhhh!" for myself)

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That went from a cute card to True Crime rather fast.

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    Nea
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well on his way to be a manager.

    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the sentiment. Tears in my eyes.

    D Gibson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High praise from a 7 year old.

    Moriah Wood
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the broken heart though, Joey?

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    #5

    My Niece Is In 5th Grade And Got Her First Love Note. This 5th Grader Has More Game Than I'll Ever Have

    My Niece Is In 5th Grade And Got Her First Love Note. This 5th Grader Has More Game Than I'll Ever Have

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    3 Trash Pandas (She/They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the most romantic things I’ve ever read 🥹🩷

    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My heart felt like broken glass until I saw you, and then, I felt like I had every Pokemon ever." Wellllll I don't normally condone arranged marriages, but you might wanna start talking this this kid's parents now.

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate the only one I ever got! I thought it was homework *cries too*

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you liked me it would be my first ever victory ... AWWWWWW

    Aly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid has more rizz than I will ever touch

    OnlyFranks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ✍️ hold on, just taking notes... for a friend.

    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My first ever victory", oh my heart.

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. This is amazing. Hard to believe a 5th grader could be so eloquent. Wonder if he had help from an older brother?

    Maisey Myles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a nice good looking single Uncle or Aunt?!?

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    #6

    My Daughter Had A Sleepover And Left This Note For Her Friend

    My Daughter Had A Sleepover And Left This Note For Her Friend

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    BetterBitterButter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like when someone wakes me. I have a similar list.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I was little, it has always made me viciously angry, which is funny, because usually I’m totally chill.

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    Rahul Pawa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was also wondering about Sebastian. My guess is they're talking about the crab from Little Mermaid?

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely writing. Shame about your instead of you’re.

    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am blind and in need of cereal

    H Nunya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re being kidnapped by non-trolls you’re on your own. If you’ve gone blind but do not want cereal you’re on your own.

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    #7

    My Little Sister Wrote This On Her Math Test

    My Little Sister Wrote This On Her Math Test

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    Kobe (she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a loving teacher. My kid would do exactly this. She is severely dyslectic. Luckily she had loving teachers too :)

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they didn't try to make it "easier" by giving them options, she wouldn't have guessed and might actually have tried to get it right

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. Great teacher. Wish I had some like that in elementary school.

    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it is actually called dyscalculia when it's with math/numbers and dyslexia with reading/letters.

    Babsevs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And dysgraphia when looking solely at spelling ...you are completely correct about the both other terms

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    Tom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, my y7 maths teacher would put us in detention for talking. This would not happen

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! instead of the comment this teacher put, I seriously believe mine would've put "-and failed drastically"

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    Granny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not figure this out lol

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    #8

    My Brother's Camp Requires The Kids To Write A Letter Home After The First Week

    My Brother's Camp Requires The Kids To Write A Letter Home After The First Week

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    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're getting fed? 🤷‍♀️

    alittlelights
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but only if they write to their parents 😂

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    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello muddah, Hello fahdda. Here I am at Camp Granada.....take me home, oh muddah, fahdda, take me home from Camp Granada....

    Tim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty.

    Maisey Myles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently came across a letter I wrote to my mother from camp with the same message! You had to write home evert

    Jeremy Porter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also has to work in a sweatshop 10 hours a day to eat.

    Shelli Aderman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We received a few of those over the years! 🤣

    Eva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeping it real. Makes sense 🤷‍♀️

    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is the best so far!

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    #9

    I Ate My Kids' Snacks Last Night. My Daughter Wrote This To My Wife

    I Ate My Kids' Snacks Last Night. My Daughter Wrote This To My Wife

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    SonicAlchemy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually do such things at about 2am after a couple after-work beers and a sensible marijuana cigarette 😂. The kid nor the wife notices through breakfast and school drop off and that's when I make my swoop through Vons to replace the 6 Chewy bars I ate in shadows.

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so clever the way that she butters mom up before she rats dad out.

    Tim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Homer's love letter to Marge from the place with 5 dollar pretzels.

    Mat Lang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is lost in translation. I wanna know what Dad eats.😏

    Tom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poum, fase and snak. Man, the days...

    RajunCajun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read that again, I thought it ended your snach

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    #10

    Our Dog Passed Away. Neighbors' Kid Made Us A Card. She Was Embarrassed By It. So She Scratched Her Name Out And Wrote Her Mom's Name Instead

    Our Dog Passed Away. Neighbors' Kid Made Us A Card. She Was Embarrassed By It. So She Scratched Her Name Out And Wrote Her Mom's Name Instead

    Was so funny that it actually cheered me up. His name was Ollie.

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    Nea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wholesome :)

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor neighbor's kid, I would've probably done the same lol. RIP Ollie

    Jerry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this drawing the dog-

    #11

    My Daughter Was Very Upset About Misplacing Her Lost Tooth. I Told Her To Leave A Note Under Her Pillow For The Tooth Fairy Explaining What Happened

    My Daughter Was Very Upset About Misplacing Her Lost Tooth. I Told Her To Leave A Note Under Her Pillow For The Tooth Fairy Explaining What Happened

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    Tiger Pearl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one point my son was convinced the tooth fairy didn’t work on Sundays. This is because twice in a row after loosing his teeth he would wake up everytime we went to his room. So we had to wait until the next night. Apparently both those times happened on a Sunday so my son connected the dots and was like I guess the tooth-fairy doesn’t work on Sundays!

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew accidentally swallowed one of his teeth that fell out. His note to the tooth fairy said "Dear Tooth Fairy: I swallowed my tooth by mistake. Can I still get money?". LOL! He's got priorities.

    Madam Puddyfoot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a client whose kid lost a tooth and the only money the 'tooth fairy' had was a $20 bill. So, the kid received an IOU under her pillow, and the tooth fairy returned the following night with a more sensible gift.

    BookFanatic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell down the basement staircase and swallowed my loose tooth. Mom found me in tears because how was the Tooth Fairy gonna know I lost a tooth if I couldn't give it to her? Mom said the Fairy knows...and...well. Certain questions were asked and truthfully answered.

    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I accidentally swallowed a loose tooth and was really upset. Tooth fairy still wound up giving me money though.

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pays to admit the truth and hope for the best. But she could have just wrapped a Tic Tac in a Kleenex. Tooth fairy probably wouldn't notice.

    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 43(f), and I still believe in the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Boogeyman.

    DetongLhamo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time, the ‘Tooth Fairy’ (aka ‘Mum’) forgot to leave 20c and take away the tooth. So I ditched the tooth and came up with a 20c piece and went and surprised her at breakfast. She didn’t know how to react as I basked in my smugness.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid my older brother swallowed a loose tooth either when having a seizure or just while asleep (I don't remember which) and I was concerned the tooth fairy wouldn't come. Mum assured me it would but I was a bit sceptical about the process after that.

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    #12

    My Grandma Showed Me This Letter I Sent Her When I Was 6. She Has Kept This For Over 20 Years

    My Grandma Showed Me This Letter I Sent Her When I Was 6. She Has Kept This For Over 20 Years

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's NOTHING more comforting than a hug from a squishy plushie Grandma!

    The Doom Song
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was anyone else like "awwwww that's adorable" and then got to "I still remember your fat" and then just about died laughing

    Beff Jezos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk if they have REALLY good hand writing as a 6 year old or if I’ve got REALLY bad hand writing as a middle aged man

    Sunshine Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heart and rainbows though ❤️

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    #13

    A Letter From My Daughter

    A Letter From My Daughter

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    BetterBitterButter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a wholesome letter to a good dad by a kid who loves her dad!

    SonicAlchemy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be mad at a dad that allows his younger than rating aged daughter to watch Stranger Things when Halloween II was the first full length movie I ever had the attention span to sit through when I was 5. I've never killed anyone. Respect!

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 for my first horror movie. Not a serial killer either. However I have a habit of randomly mugging people for their cars. Never played Grand Theft Auto so it's a mystery where that came from. /jk (the not a serial killer is for real, though - or is it "unaliver"?)

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    Tim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I would call my mom weird, she would respond with, " well, you're son of weird!"

    Mr. Sourcrowd 🧐
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't this girl too young for Stranger Things?

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a three year old who watched Star Trek DS9 with her dad. "Nita, who's your favorite alien?" "Ferengi!"

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    Pandas 4ever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find out next time on dragon ball z

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    #14

    She Took Notes Of Her Dad's Reaction Throughout The Super Bowl

    She Took Notes Of Her Dad's Reaction Throughout The Super Bowl

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    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the dog came out of it ok.

    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    having watched the same game ... I had the same timeline experience.

    Becky Klebe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet there are a bunch of similar notes from that night throughout New England.

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil laugh bwaaahhhahaha

    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now now. Be kind; you may be outnumbered. 🤨

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol oh man, I don't think dad was crying happy tears. Judging by the fight with the dog, I think he was a Falcons fan lol... 21-3 at halftime just for them to lose the Superbowl to the Patriots in overtime lol

    TrippyBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dad. We all wanted the Falcons to win.

    RiceRiceBaby 929
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the dad drinks another beer was unnecessary

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    #15

    My Daughter Is Selling Chocolate For A Fundraiser. I Told Her To Leave Me A Note To Remind To Grab A Box To Sell At Work. This Is What I Woke Up To

    My Daughter Is Selling Chocolate For A Fundraiser. I Told Her To Leave Me A Note To Remind To Grab A Box To Sell At Work. This Is What I Woke Up To

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    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems mommy may have missed a note or two in the past. Kid knows.

    Maisey Myles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to start leaving notes to myself like this

    meow point1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one guy from SpongeBob approves.

    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday that child will own her own corporation.

    BPisaddictive
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if they ATE there's no more left!

    Butterfly_Cavewoman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you can't say you didn't see the note.

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    #16

    My 8-Year-Old Cousin Put This Note Up On Her Bedroom Door

    My 8-Year-Old Cousin Put This Note Up On Her Bedroom Door

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    Serenity Now!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is desperately needed on my office door.

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whithout *spoken in the way only Stewie can do

    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have simply never understood parents who don't knock. Any way you slice it, it's a s****y thing to do to their children, and these same parents certainly expect it for themselves, as most adults tend to. It's bad enough America is a society that doesn't consider privacy a constitutionally grounded right, without treating children as if the default is they have no privacy and can be walked in on at any moment, by their parents or by a swat team of law enforcement officers. Ugh.

    brittany
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all i can picture is Crowley looking at his Bentley on fire. "I am having a moment here!"

    Ashley Conover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wrote it. Now I just have to hang it up.

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    #17

    My Roommate Works At A School For Special Needs Kids. One Of The Students Wrote This Apology Letter Today

    My Roommate Works At A School For Special Needs Kids. One Of The Students Wrote This Apology Letter Today

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    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am henceforth issuing all my apologies this way, Samuel L. Jackson style.

    Jenn Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's another one that Hallmark should buy! Gold!

    The Kitten Overlord
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    TrippyBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost laughed aloud at work and during a quiet period.

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    #18

    This Note From My Brother To My Parents In 1995

    This Note From My Brother To My Parents In 1995

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    Bibmibap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made it a full 50 yards away from my house one of the times I ran away, before I got scared and had to turn around.

    ILoveMySon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend made it to the end of his driveway. 🤣

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    Lydsylou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother tried to run away when he was 7. He was still wearing his PJ's and no shoes. He said he was leaving and my mum said ok bye because she knew he would come back. We watched out the window and he literally got to the end of the drive and then came back because he was cold!

    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they saved it forever! "your used to be son" awwww!

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid, I threatened my parents I'd run away if I didn't get my way with something. Instead of giving in, as I hoped my mom would, she packed me a lunch and backpack. I seriously miscalculated that one LMAO. I walked for a few kilometer but eventually went home, feeling very sorry. Later, as an adult, my mom told me it was incredibly difficult for her to have done that, and she was really nervous about what might happen. But she also didn't want to give in to my antics. It was a lesson well learned by me lol

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez that's far lol, I got all the way to my front yard and laid down in the grass thinking "this is it, I'm runaway". Laid there for like 5 mins and ran back inside. I had a sack tied to a tree branch like on the cartoons, my dad was dying laughing. I didn't think it was so funny..

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    KWilly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran away once. Got to the end of the road and decided I was hungry. Went back for a sandwich and that's when I realized a life on the streets meant no sandwiches whenever I wanted, so I stayed.

    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I was four. Packed up my backpack with some snacks, my Ernie, and some golden circle books. Made it as far as I could, to the milk bar…on the corner…next door…

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many hours did he loiter on the street for before they came and got him before it was "to late"?

    Carla Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just kept walking around the block. I wasn't allowed to cross the street.

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    #19

    After Telling My Older Sister That I Got My Acceptance Letter From My Dream School, She Sent Me This A Few Hours Later With The Title "Humble Beginnings"

    After Telling My Older Sister That I Got My Acceptance Letter From My Dream School, She Sent Me This A Few Hours Later With The Title "Humble Beginnings"

    Twinkaboo Report

    Tata Connasse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she finally found that dishwasher university !

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest niece's preschool teacher did this with her class. Her's reads, "My name is Vienna. I am 4 years old. I have brown eyes and brown hair. My favorite color is purple. My favorite food is carrots. In the future I would like to drive a car." Yes, I typed that from memory ❤

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid, I was already too big to be a dishwasher. I'd have to be a refrigerator.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I messed up the lines and read "My favorite food is a giraffe." oop..

    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I wanted to be a duck when I grow up. I grew up watching DuckTales, I think that’s why.

    Richard Nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is really by a four-year-old, that's amazing handwriting and spelling. She's a genius.

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    #20

    My Friend Found A Photo I Gave Her In Kindergarten. My Older Brother Helped Me Write The Note

    My Friend Found A Photo I Gave Her In Kindergarten. My Older Brother Helped Me Write The Note

    diaryofasamsquanch Report

    FatKidShakeDown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's solid of him to s**t his OWN pants and not someone else's

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. S**t his pants?? That's laughter.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they were his own pants......

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳Good thing he s**t his own pants and not those of the kid he sits beside! 🤣

    #21

    I Reached Into The Box For The Last Can But Instead Found Only This Note From One Of My Kids

    I Reached Into The Box For The Last Can But Instead Found Only This Note From One Of My Kids

    The note says: "That was disappointing, wasn't it?"

    akambe Report

    SonicAlchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't call which is more disappointing. Drinking a diet AND caffeine free Dr. Pepper or not having any at all. You be the judge..

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my parents drink caffeine free Diet Coke. What's the point in that? You may as well just drink lukewarm tap water - it tastes about the same!

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    Wicked-Wheelchair-Woman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have some Aloe for that burn! Harsh. Funny, but harsh.

    Iridian
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be at the top. What a little joker.

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    #22

    A Poem My Brother Wrote When He Was 5. It's About Chickens, I Swear

    A Poem My Brother Wrote When He Was 5. It's About Chickens, I Swear

    furysgrace Report

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.

    Deedee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These words made me oddly happy, thank you stranger!

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    SonicAlchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two out of four for me. Although, I've never experienced any chicR5's in my time.

    Maggie Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poem that rhymes with chicks would have to be censored

    TrippyBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine what his chicks look like having had a rainbow of chickens in my own coop at one time.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SUREit's about chickens--- play got game

    Mat Lang
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you.. Player!!😉😉

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    #23

    A Kid's Wish On A Mall's Lunar New Year Wishing Tree

    A Kid's Wish On A Mall's Lunar New Year Wishing Tree

    some_chicken_please Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same kid…..same…

    Fly_Agaric_Frog (They/Them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I did something like this in fourth grade at my school.

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of these sound like i would write them, so does this one

    The Kitten Overlord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never want to go 5hopping ever again either.

    #24

    So I Was Trying To Take An Important Call Tonight And My Kids (6 & 1) Were Being Really Loud. So I Locked Myself In My Room To Get Some Quiet

    So I Was Trying To Take An Important Call Tonight And My Kids (6 & 1) Were Being Really Loud. So I Locked Myself In My Room To Get Some Quiet

    After a few minutes, my daughter slipped this note under the door.

    polishprince76 Report

    𝐿𝑜𝒷𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒶∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The handwriting and the blurriness of the photo makes this look perfect for a horror movie

    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to make an important phone call with loud kids around IS a horror movie.

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    Mike K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's a trap!" -Admiral Ackbar

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it written on toilet paper with a sharpie?

    SquiddoDiddo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I would run away and never look back

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you see, I'm in here to get away from you.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know you're in there

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    #25

    My Son's Note From His "Take Your Kid To Work Day" Observations

    My Son's Note From His "Take Your Kid To Work Day" Observations

    mysonthinksimfunny Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reads like a perfect job advertisement.

    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that 'eat muffin' was the top priority

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OFTEN DISAPPOINTED. Ha! I'm absolutely dead.

    Pandamanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Often disappointed” 😂

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a day in the life of a typical Finance Director. Only duty they left out was "dealing with people who can't follow directions."

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to hear more about why cash balances was placed in quotes by this young observer. What exactly is this parent doing with those numbers, especially when the item that follows it was "fixing formulas" 😂

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I’m in Office Space.

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    #26

    A Note That My Little Cousin Left For His Dad

    A Note That My Little Cousin Left For His Dad

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    #27

    My Newly-Single Sister Is Concerned That She's Putting Off Some Serious Pathetic Vibes After Being Slipped This Note From One Of Her Second-Grade Students

    My Newly-Single Sister Is Concerned That She's Putting Off Some Serious Pathetic Vibes After Being Slipped This Note From One Of Her Second-Grade Students

    lastfantastic Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sweet ❤️

    Joel Ellis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's my new online dating profile.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids pick up on more stuff than we give them credit for.

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwww! You KNOW you're making a positive impact on your students when they can see you're having a hard time and want to help. This is making my eyes water.

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so adorable though

    #28

    My Kid Left A Note For Me In The Fridge

    My Kid Left A Note For Me In The Fridge

    SquireX Report

    Starro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid just started his way towards being a dad smh

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just fighting against the system that made him a Cereal Killer 😠

    R Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh just noticed the knife!

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but let's not throw it out until it gets lumpy...

    bethany smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me the 1 time when the milk spoiled while I was living with 2 roommates and I forgot to take advantage to do this.

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said that the milk went bad. Literally. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. 😟

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    #29

    I Guess My 5-Year-Old Brother Is Walter White

    I Guess My 5-Year-Old Brother Is Walter White

    adempsey13 Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother just attended the DARE assembly ("say no to drugs assembly.... that essentially teaches how to get drug) 🤷‍♀️🤣

    The Kitten Overlord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s probably why my school stopped doing it when I was in the correct grade. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STORY: I have a friend who we’ll call Natalie Thomas. There were two Natale Thomases in the school. My friend was in 5th, other was in 3rd. Well, after the DARE assembly, 3rd Natalie Thomas’ older sister is telling her about drugs. A couple months later a 3rd Grader named Natalie Thomas is caught with Vape in her backpack. My friend Natalie Thomas didn’t do anything, but everyone ASSUMES she did, because they don’t know there’re 2 Natalie Thomases in school! My friend gets dirty looks from everyone in the school now. :(((((

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    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Walter White never actually DID any of his meth...

    Tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby's first steps!!!

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    #30

    First Haircut Thank You Letter

    First Haircut Thank You Letter

    CBarillas Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't see the censor and was really wondering why a kid wouldn't mean it.

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    sarcastic cat
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    1 year ago

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    Mat Lang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hair cult? Hmmm... I think those exist.

    #31

    Friend Of Mine Passed Me A Note In 2nd Grade, 16 Years Ago. Today I Am Cashing This Note In

    Friend Of Mine Passed Me A Note In 2nd Grade, 16 Years Ago. Today I Am Cashing This Note In

    My friend wrote me a note in class in the 2nd grade. That was 16 years ago.  Sesshomaru is a character from Inuyasha. I don't know how I managed to hold on to it and never tell her about it. 
     
    Today I am cashing this in...

    Dr-Monocle Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'I Swear' is more binding than a pinky promise, get that 50 bucks.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife would fight you on that hill lol. I swore to her on something, she gave me squinty eyes and said pinky promise with her pinky out. I felt like I was writing a contract in my own blood...

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First put another zero on the end. With luck she won't remember.

    #32

    My Dad Found My Passive-Aggressive Note That I Wrote To The Tooth Fairy. It Was Better Than I Remember

    My Dad Found My Passive-Aggressive Note That I Wrote To The Tooth Fairy. It Was Better Than I Remember

    judokitten Report

    #33

    Note That My Co-Worker's Daughter Wrote To Him

    Note That My Co-Worker's Daughter Wrote To Him

    yichen_bman Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hate" Oooh take that Dad, she's using the big guns :D

    Maggie Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who shaves cat. We never ever did that in my family. Just baths once a season

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some long haired ones need it because of matting. Also, if they live in a very warm climate some people do it to help them stay cool in summer

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    #34

    It Was Me, I Was The Stupid

    It Was Me, I Was The Stupid

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    Shinobu's haori
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    2 years ago

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    #35

    My Six-Year-Old Son Got A Note Sent Home From His Teacher Yesterday

    My Six-Year-Old Son Got A Note Sent Home From His Teacher Yesterday

    nerge Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I strongly feel that Grayson should pursue a career in the medical profession.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm. Vitamin D deficiency does make you talk about poop.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm left wondering why six people are in the toilet 🤔

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is hilarious

    #36

    My Sons' Letter To Santa. I Think He Knows

    My Sons' Letter To Santa. I Think He Knows

    Cr3s3ndO Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless his heart ❤️

    TheOddPotater (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i ain’t gotta tell him, i think he knows 🎶

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Forgive my parents for eating your milk and cookies last year. Although, it was kind of sus why they were up at midnight..." I didn't write a note but this is how I found out Santa isn't real lol

    #37

    One Of My 4th-Grade Autistic Students Yelled At Me Yesterday. My Co-Teacher Told Him To Make Me An Apology Letter. This Is What He Made

    One Of My 4th-Grade Autistic Students Yelled At Me Yesterday. My Co-Teacher Told Him To Make Me An Apology Letter. This Is What He Made

    jeppyboneski Report

    venintherogue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I also know an autistic kid named Andrew he’s one of my best friends. He would totally write this

    #38

    Found This Thoughtful Letter I Wrote To My Mom At Age 7

    Found This Thoughtful Letter I Wrote To My Mom At Age 7

    sadiedoesscience Report

    Starro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that were me I‘d be shaking hands with the Grim Reaper by now 💀

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next morning: Please Read .. You apparently lost a note I left for you yesterday... Let's try this again....

    #39

    Writing A Letter To The Red Guy

    Writing A Letter To The Red Guy

    _Earthbound_Misfit Report

    Merbear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s watching the grinch lol

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    #40

    My 5-Year-Old Cousin Wrote This. Happy Thanksgiving

    My 5-Year-Old Cousin Wrote This. Happy Thanksgiving

    Adog-75 Report

    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOO! #SaveThePigeons

    cartoon ghosts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a friend who love pigeons and he'd be horrified to see this

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *scared pigeon coos*

    #41

    My 7-Year-Old Cousin Wrote This In His Notebook. Reach For The Stars, Baby

    My 7-Year-Old Cousin Wrote This In His Notebook. Reach For The Stars, Baby

    14sherbert Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ponies are suckers for a temporary beard, I've heard

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those rare facts that few people know

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    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only sell them to you if you have a beard. Smart kid....

    #42

    I Had To Miss My 5-Year-Old Cousin's Birthday Party And He Wrote Me This Note

    I Had To Miss My 5-Year-Old Cousin's Birthday Party And He Wrote Me This Note

    kpsnaxx Report

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nick should save this card for another possible occasion in 20 years. It will be helpful to keep everything on the level.

    Starro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snorted so hard I got milk in my nose 😂😂😂

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    Maggie Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nick made plenty of these cards during his life

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP doing some censoring I see. It's just a little kids misspelled word.

    #43

    A Note I Confiscated From Two Sixth Graders Last School Year

    A Note I Confiscated From Two Sixth Graders Last School Year

    Duffman66CMU Report

    SonicAlchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 42 and I can't even spell diary..dia..dia-reeya..di-..oh, fu*k it!

    #44

    My 12-Year-Old Notes From The First Day Of Class

    My 12-Year-Old Notes From The First Day Of Class

    orchid_breeder Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically if they had use of their full mind they could draw and listen at the same time.

    Synthfox (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those are the rules for my room now

    #45

    My 5-Year-Old Daughter Brought Me This Note "From Her Kindergarten Teacher"

    My 5-Year-Old Daughter Brought Me This Note "From Her Kindergarten Teacher"

    enohcs Report

    #46

    A Kid In My Class Handed Me This Note From Her "Parent" To Excuse Her From Swimming

    A Kid In My Class Handed Me This Note From Her "Parent" To Excuse Her From Swimming

    squeoj Report

    #47

    My Daughter Really Loves Sticky Notes. Last Week I Brought Her Home A Bag Full Of Varying Sizes, Shapes, And Colors For Her To Have Fun With. Today, I Came Home To This

    My Daughter Really Loves Sticky Notes. Last Week I Brought Her Home A Bag Full Of Varying Sizes, Shapes, And Colors For Her To Have Fun With. Today, I Came Home To This

    ItsMacAttack Report

    #48

    A Colleague Of Mine Got This Note Whilst Grading Papers

    A Colleague Of Mine Got This Note Whilst Grading Papers

    Omicrane Report

    #49

    I Found A Note I Wrote To My Dad In Second Grade

    I Found A Note I Wrote To My Dad In Second Grade

    The note says: "Dear Dad, I am going to see you soon. I am very good at basketball. I am halfway through the 2nd grade. I am going to quit now and teach first grade. Mom needs help with the bills. Just kidding, my grades are so good, next year I will be pre-med. I love you, Gary".

    SmoothBread Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After recently reading the BP "Dumb things doctors say" list, this kid will be head of their pre-med classes

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I’m gonna quit second grade and teach first grade, mom needs help with the bills* 😂 THIS is what family is about! 💝

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    #50

    My Mom Found This Note I Mailed To Her From The Camp When I Was A Kid

    My Mom Found This Note I Mailed To Her From The Camp When I Was A Kid

    charloots Report

    𝐿𝑜𝒷𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒶∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inconsiderate freaks with no families to love?? Thats the best roast I’ve seen all day!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, she's got some incredible handwriting! Too bad she wasn't having fun at camp.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Camp pressure.... definitely worse than peer pressure

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    inconsiderate freaks ... that's harsh

    #51

    A Child Left This Note In A Hotel Room I Cleaned Today. Pretty Solid Advice

    A Child Left This Note In A Hotel Room I Cleaned Today. Pretty Solid Advice

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    #52

    My Daughter Lost A Baby Tooth And Then Dropped It Down The Sink Drain While Washing It. We Wrote A Note To The Tooth Fairy To Explain The Ordeal Together

    My Daughter Lost A Baby Tooth And Then Dropped It Down The Sink Drain While Washing It. We Wrote A Note To The Tooth Fairy To Explain The Ordeal Together

    The note says: "Dear tooth fairy, my tooth went down the drain. Could you please give me a dollar anyways? I'm really sorry I lost it. I'll make it up to you by helping my brother lose his teeth".

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    Neon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation : Im gonna punch my brother and deliver you the tooth... Or more of them ;)

    TheGoodBoi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tooth fairy: "Deal my child. Get me those molars, baseball bats work pretty good. Looking forward to working together, T.F."

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    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exceedingly adult script, not a child's writing at all,

    Maggie Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pushed brother down the stairs the following day

    #53

    Confiscated Note In The Classroom

    Confiscated Note In The Classroom

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In kindergarten I got in trouble after I asked the teacher how to spell pig. Because I then went and wrote "Ben is a pig" on another boy's paper. :) He was my best friend so I was just kidding, but the teacher was not amused.

    #54

    Last Night My Kids Went Crazy And Bought A Bunch Of Sponge Bob Episodes On The Playstation Store For Their PSP's. I Only Realized It After Getting The Bill In My Email

    Last Night My Kids Went Crazy And Bought A Bunch Of Sponge Bob Episodes On The Playstation Store For Their PSP's. I Only Realized It After Getting The Bill In My Email

    After getting them in trouble and going to bed later that night, I found this note on my bed from my 8-year-old.

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    #55

    My 9-Year-Old Brought Home A Note From School. I Had To Read It A Couple Of Times Before I Got It

    My 9-Year-Old Brought Home A Note From School. I Had To Read It A Couple Of Times Before I Got It

    justmynips Report

    FatKidShakeDown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it one of those things that, when spoken, sound like something else? Alpha Kenny Body=I'll F@#$ Anybody?

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read aloud a couple of times myself. And I am not surprised she will do that, considering the screen name of her parent who posted this.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I understood, Olivia is not OP's child. Olivia is a classmate of OP's child.

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    Cerridwyn Morgana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were five of us in my seventy five year old MIL's car when my niece got her Grandmother to say it. Our mouths dropped and we all died, except MIL, until she realized why we were all laughing.

    #56

    Letter To Management From My 6-Year-Old Son

    Letter To Management From My 6-Year-Old Son

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    Starro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad parents, all he wanted was a pancake!!!

    SonicAlchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, for shame, this horrible parent who probably got 3 hours of sleep from the time they got home from work to their toddler waking them up at 5am wanting fu**ing pancakes 😂 I know the first thing I want to do after changing my son's pee sheets and battling him for a half hour to get ready for school is break out the buttermilk, flour, eggs, cinnamon, sugar and the griddle to make him pancakes. This is why Lucky Charms were invented, sorry about it.

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    #57

    My 7-Year-Old Cousin Wrote His Valentine's Day Card To Himself

    My 7-Year-Old Cousin Wrote His Valentine's Day Card To Himself

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I'm too sexy for my shirt 🎶. (almost accidentally missed the R in shirt)

    Junior Farrell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sound like Dean Winchester from Supernatural

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    Sunshine Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth does a 7 years old care if he is sexy?!

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely sexy based on the lounge-wear.

    #58

    My Kids Have Written Me Plenty Of Notes Over The Past 18 Months Of Conference Calls At Home. Last Day Of Summer And This May Be The Best One Yet

    My Kids Have Written Me Plenty Of Notes Over The Past 18 Months Of Conference Calls At Home. Last Day Of Summer And This May Be The Best One Yet

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    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't take one of mine, I only have a couple left and the weekend is coming up.

    Satan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much to unpack in this sentence

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    #59

    Did A Chocolate Treasure Hunt For My Kid, And He Wrote Me This Note. I Thought He Liked It

    Did A Chocolate Treasure Hunt For My Kid, And He Wrote Me This Note. I Thought He Liked It

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    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s too late at night for reading this list. I cry laughing 😆 “fak you»💀

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    #61

    My Godson's Apology Note

    My Godson's Apology Note

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    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 FYI- don’t buy Dollar Tree socks. The first time I wore them my toes busted through them at work and I had to walk around for hours like that

    #62

    One Of My Little Students Wrote Me A Letter, Thanks I Guess

    One Of My Little Students Wrote Me A Letter, Thanks I Guess

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    #63

    My Little Brother Leaves Notes For Me When I Have To Work Late, This Is By Far My Favorite

    My Little Brother Leaves Notes For Me When I Have To Work Late, This Is By Far My Favorite

    Puppypunting Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life finds a way... for steak.

    #64

    My Friend's 6-Year-Old Daughter Brought This Note Home From A Play Date

    My Friend's 6-Year-Old Daughter Brought This Note Home From A Play Date

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sometimes the bathroom is occupied 😉

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the cats are beside themselves lol "WHOOOO!? THIS IS NOT MY EXCREMENT! HELL SHALL BE PAID HOOMANS!!"

    #65

    My Daughter’s (6) Note To Her Brother (3) On Her Bedroom Door. The First Word Is “Please”. I See A Punctuation Lesson In Her Immediate Future

    My Daughter’s (6) Note To Her Brother (3) On Her Bedroom Door. The First Word Is “Please”. I See A Punctuation Lesson In Her Immediate Future

    havebaby_willreddit Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might want to include the s e x talk to the agenda, too

    #66

    My Mom Is A Grade 4 Teacher And Caught A Kid Passing This Note To His Buddy

    My Mom Is A Grade 4 Teacher And Caught A Kid Passing This Note To His Buddy

    dixie-dee Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was that teacher I would have had a hard time keeping a straight face after I saw it.

    #67

    Friend Has A 5-Year-Old That's Learning To Write. She Asked Him For A Letter. He Came Back With This

    Friend Has A 5-Year-Old That's Learning To Write. She Asked Him For A Letter. He Came Back With This

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    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too kid. Me too. I just enjoyed a delicious Reuben sandwich a while ago….😌💨

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fart in your general direction!

    #68

    Found A Note My Little Sister Left My Parents When She Was A Kid. I Guess I Was Too Bossy For Her

    Found A Note My Little Sister Left My Parents When She Was A Kid. I Guess I Was Too Bossy For Her

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the whole full name thing, so adorable

    Ember
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ….just in case they weren’t sure which Erin it was from….lol

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    Maggie Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never talking again I am sure that happened

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's an official document because the full name is signed.

    #69

    Minutes After Installing History Tracking Software On 12-Year-Old Russell's New Computer, He Wrote This And Taped It To His Desk

    Minutes After Installing History Tracking Software On 12-Year-Old Russell's New Computer, He Wrote This And Taped It To His Desk

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    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's important to keep an eye on your children, but history-tracking software just seems invasive.

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I don’t think it’s invasive. I consider it a matter of protection. This can be a tool to see where your kid has been online..bc I myself have accidentally seen some truly disturbing s**t on there. It’s very important to protect/educate your kid, discuss things with them that they see/read online, and keep communication open, no matter the subject or embarrassment factor. And the amount of perverts & predators online is staggering. In just ONE of my family games on my phone, my avatar is a flaming cartoon chicken. I get pervertedly hit on at least once a week. Who the hell blindly tries to sext with a Flaming Cartoon Chicken?!! A f*****g creepy pervert, that’s who..Keep your kids safe, y’all!! ❤️

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    #70

    My Brother Passed Away And This Sympathy Card From A Little Kid Has Cracked Me Up More Than Is Appropriate

    My Brother Passed Away And This Sympathy Card From A Little Kid Has Cracked Me Up More Than Is Appropriate

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go right ahead and laugh. This card makes it appropriate. In fact, everyone grieves differently, so just do you.

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids don’t know that it’s inappropriate, they just want to let you know they are sorry for you and so I think it’s beautiful.

    #71

    Niece's Parents Got Called By Her Teacher Because She Was Too Noisy In Class. Next Week, Niece Brings Home This Letter From The School

    Niece's Parents Got Called By Her Teacher Because She Was Too Noisy In Class. Next Week, Niece Brings Home This Letter From The School

    puwetngbaso Report

    #72

    I Don’t Think My 10-Year-Old Was Pleased To Receive The Narnia Books For Christmas

    I Don’t Think My 10-Year-Old Was Pleased To Receive The Narnia Books For Christmas

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you're missing out. I loved all those books.

    #73

    My 7-Year-Old Daughter Just Left With Her Cousin Penny For Her First Sleep-Over. Penny Left This "Comforting" Note On My Bedside Table

    My 7-Year-Old Daughter Just Left With Her Cousin Penny For Her First Sleep-Over. Penny Left This "Comforting" Note On My Bedside Table

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    #74

    I Got An Encouraging Note From My Daughter This Morning

    I Got An Encouraging Note From My Daughter This Morning

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    #75

    My Son Was Grounded And Was So Angry He Wrote This Hateful Note. With Legos

    My Son Was Grounded And Was So Angry He Wrote This Hateful Note. With Legos

    The note says: "I hate my life".

    thinkboxutah Report

    Maggie Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We hate life now and when we are dead

    TheOddPotater (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brighton:”Niles, this steak is a little tough.” Niles: “So is life. And then you d!3.”

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