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You might have visited London a few times. You might even have done a brief exchange at a British university or lived in the United Kingdom for a spell. But it takes years and years to truly get to grips with the culture of the British Isles. It’s far more than afternoon tea, gorgeous accents, and red double-decker buses.
Comedy plays a huge part here. The quips can be just as crass as they’re witty, and more often than not they can make outsiders wonder what the heck is going on. That’s where the ‘No Context UK Facebook’ Twitter page comes in. We’ve collected some of their most hilarious memes to share with you. If these won’t make you do a double-take, we’re not sure what will. Scroll down and check them out!
Meanwhile, check out Bored Panda's interview with British comedy writer, published author, and music producer Ariane Sherine. Scroll down to read her thoughts.
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#1
Amanda Cook 2 years ago
Yeah but it's not a recent photo. Look at the date of the original pist
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Yvonne Blau 2 years ago (edited)
What did they think the girl would do? Strangle someone with her pink blanket?
Jack Waltz 2 years ago
One can only hope of it being the neighborhood watch they do in.
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Bi-Polar Express 2 years ago
I once saw a local page telling everyone that there was a mysterious black man carrying boxes up to her neighbors house. It was my house. He was wearing his FedEx uniform and delivering something I get weekly.
kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago
PBG (pink blanket gang) have terrorized a lot of old bats named Marion in the UK.
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Audrey Martin 1 year ago (edited)
Once had a chap peering up at my birch tree. His Harris hawk was hanging upside down, tangled in its jesses. The local rooks and magpies were going crazy. He asked if we had a ladder,.... not a 40 ft one mate! Luckily it managed to free itself and fly off He never did manage to recapture it.I often saw it hanging out with some buzzards ( Which didn't seem too happy about the situation)
Worst Cop in Britain 2 years ago
Why is the "e" in "me" different than the other e's in this picture tho
Danielle Edwards 2 years ago
I got a shout out as a suspicious person lurking around the development because I was taking photos of bugs.
#3
Katy McMouse 2 years ago
Do you guys even have bears in the UK? Four legged, not two (if anyone's wondering).
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Mickysixxx 2 years ago
Yes, yes it does. I love a full English breakfast especially when you stop on a big road trip at a truckstop and get a huge feed
Killing_Time_At_Work 2 years ago
now im hungry.. oh yes the bear haha but really i want to cook this now..
The ‘No Context UK Facebook’ page has over 194k followers on Twitter. It’s a pretty sizeable following that the founder of the account managed to amass since June 2018.
In the four and a half years since the page was first made, it has become one of the most popular niches of good, British humor on Twitter. Memes about culture, humor, and the everyday gentle chaos of living in the UK are quite a popular subgenre on social media. It’s hard to stand out from the competition!
#4
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
Tim Vine: "I'm going to sell my old vacuum cleaner. Well, it's just gathering dust..."
Audrey Martin 1 year ago
Apart from the grammar, I think this is hilarious. Although calling a vacuum cleaner a "hoover" is very old fashioned.
#5
FeelingFrisky 2 years ago
Can I just say that the British crack me up? Love you guys! Hope to visit again soon from the US.
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Joey Marlin 2 years ago
Not if it's a solid wood door and it opens inwards. Interior non-supporting wall would probably be easier. Hope I never need to find out!!
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Becky Samuel 2 years ago
Only in certain contexts. We don't build houses that way, but many older houses didn't have indoor bathrooms, and upstairs bathrooms came even later. Partition walls are easy to remove if you change your mind about layout and don't do any permanent damage to the structure of the building.
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Anton Swanepoel 2 years ago
With a neighbour as thick as this one, I'd feel better living next to Charles Manson. How could anyone ignore shouting for that long?
RandomHumanBean 2 years ago
I'm guessing that the door was jammed somehow, not that the door was actually locking him in.
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#6
Skylar (they/them) 2 years ago
You definitely need a cat proof one. And a tall shelf they can't reach.
BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago (edited)
am i the a$$hole for saying if you have a house full of cats, or even just one cat, then don't get a fu¢king hamster? or the other way around either. i'd bet the hamster wouldn't think so.
Bored Retsuko 2 years ago
Then I'm an a$$hole too. And a humorless one at that. This makes me angry.
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Jessica Bertram 2 years ago (edited)
this must have been terrifying for that poor hamster, seeing predators so close all the time. don't keep predators and their natural prey so close. it's bloody cruel. And i am a cat owner.
Greengrass 2 years ago
Hamsters need LARGE cages. Many hamsters live in cruel misery. Their punisment for looking cute.
Canis Rasor 2 years ago
This one is just sad. It's so easy to avoid the deaths of small rodents.
Dina Anastasakos 2 years ago
Irresponsible owner. Why not put the poor hamster in a room where the cats can't get at him. Jerk.
RoanTheMad 2 years ago
even if the hamster was in a cat-proof cage, it should be away from the cats as much as possible anyway, otherwise it's going to be extremely stressed and likely die from the stress, too.
Bored Panda wanted a deeper insight into British humor and culture, so we got in touch with Ariane, a comedy expert, published author, and music producer. She found some time to answer our questions.
We were interested in what sets British humor apart from comedy in other countries, and whether it's actually unique. According to Ariane, it's "totally unique."
"It’s sarcastic, unglamorous, downbeat, and self-deprecating and I love it," she said.
#7
RoanTheMad 2 years ago
to be fair, they do look like how I picture bike stealing scum (a friend who works as a carer has had his bike stolen multiple times now) so... maybe they'll just steal another bike back. (relax, this is my dark sarcastic humour, the kids might not be all that bad but still)
rullyman 1 year ago
I don't know why they didn't just crop the kids out and leave the bikes in the picture 😂 did they really not know how their kids look?
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_kissmel8ter 2 years ago
When you chose the victim first, anything can be blame just blame it lol
#8
Crystal Meldrum 2 years ago
Them dang shadow people like to mess with folks in the witching hours.
Anton Swanepoel 2 years ago
Damien here would have been a better neighbour to the man locked in his bathroom.
BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago
PERFECT example of why when someone says they saw Bigfoot when they went camping your first reaction should be mmmmmmmmkayyyyyy.
Lorinda Woerner 2 years ago
Hey at least the guy cared enough to check. Here in america it would probably have to be a week before someone discovered that a person died standing up
#9
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Xenophobia led to Brexit which led to unimaginable struggles and poverty, and I wouldn't trust the Tories to fix this.
Jack Waltz 2 years ago
Why would anyone trust them with anything at this point seems like they are trying to play a match of footie with no feet. I'm fortunate to be abroad at the moment but I hope when I come back things will get sorted.
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Meanwhile, Bored Panda wanted to get to grips with the biggest issues that are on the minds of Brits in 2023. We asked Ariane to weigh in on what's troubling the UK population.
"Corruption in the Tory party and energy prices rising are the main two," she told us. "Basically, nobody ever likes the government (though I’m definitely not a fan of them either)."
As a bit of fun, we were curious about what a quintessentially British tour of London might look like. Say, if a local wanted to impress their friends who flew in from abroad. Comedy writer Ariane was happy to share what that might look like.
"Well you’ve got to go to Big Ben, London Bridge, the Tower of London, maybe Buckingham Palace to see the Changing of the Guard… but you can see most things from a trip on the London Eye or a speedboat down the Thames."
#10
Jen Hart 2 years ago
Not supposed to smile for UK passport photos https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/passport-photos-guide-for-photographers/guidance-for-photographers
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NightmaresNope 2 years ago
From the angle on the right she looks like she has the face of young Wednesday Addams.
The Veil of Fire 2 years ago
Yep, best passport photo is where no matter your age you look like an orphan child from a war torn country.
Marcellus II 2 years ago (edited)
"Why do the border guards even check your documents? If you look like your passport photo, you're certainly too ill to travel"
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Caroline Driver 2 years ago
Yeah, cos everyone's got a plain white wall space big enough for taking photos. Creative idea.
Thomas Dickson 2 years ago
She looks like she needs to take a break from her hand-to-hand combat and surveillance training.
Valerie G. 2 years ago
I was thinking someone has kidnapped Greta T.'s younger sister to go protest with her.
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Amanda Panda 2 years ago
The Grand Tour these days, although apparently not for much longer
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Robert T 2 years ago
Hamster looks a bit different, but the other two are definitely Clarkson and Captain Slow.
Joey Marlin 2 years ago (edited)
I almost did think it was Clarkson at first but not James May - apparently it's actually MP Nia Griffith, architect Huw Griffiths and trust secretary Richard Roper.
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Nancy Lynch 2 years ago
The middle guy does look like Clarkson, but the other two are not May or Hammond.
#12
That Bi Book Lover 2 years ago
That is the most filtered face I have ever seen… (top one). What happened to her pores??
kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago
Super ugly, even working the splayed finger look.
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We have a saying where I'm from about ugly babies. "Ugly in the cradle, pretty at the table." Meaning most "ugly" babies grow up to be beautiful.
RoanTheMad 2 years ago
that... is actually an uncanny resemblance, seems she did have a good glowup xP (but to be fair, I think everyone has that one baby picture where they look like a combination of a boiled lobster and a potato)
Somewhat ironically, the ‘No Context UK Facebook’ page jokes that some of its posts actually come with extra context. Usually, contextless memes are a double-edged sword. On the one hand, they definitely stand out from the crowd because they’re confusing, weird, and force you to start thinking about what the everloving frick is going on in the picture.
However, that’s the downside, too: you’re essentially forcing the audience to do a lot of independent thinking. In this day and age, having to figure things out on your own might not be up everyone’s alley, especially on social media. Usually, short, compact, instantly-relatable memes get the most attention.
#13
Skylar (they/them) 2 years ago
I'm not gonna judge because my hamster once chewed her way out of her cage and somehow made it 6 feet off a dresser to the floor and ended up downstairs.
Beck 2 years ago
Just thought I would share that as a small kid in the 80s, I ate chocolate covered gerbil treats. More than once. I can still remember their smell😄have a good day
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CanadianDimes 2 years ago
My nephew had a shrimp - a shrimp! - that got out of the fish tank and made it halfway down the hallway before I saw it and we rescued it. We still have NO IDEA how it happened.
Jess 2 years ago
My hamster once mighty mouse pulled her cage bars apart, made it into the sitting room and scared the life out of my sister by trying to climb up her leg lmao
AK to LV 2 years ago
Just the imagining that whole scenario!! I almost choked on my water from laughing so hard! How was your sister's relationship with the hamster after that?
Load More Replies... BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago
i would be willing to bet the dip in the fish take was an accident. The Guinness bath however HAD to be intentional.
ZombieGirl 2 years ago
My hamster once escaped my house and ran 6 blocks over to my brothers friends house. They brought him back unscathed, lol. She also ate all her babies
Cat Chat 2 years ago
My oldest daughter had multiple hamsters through her childhood and we trained the dog to stand still while the hamster crawled on his head. One time when the hamster escaped, the dog caught it and kept it safely between his paws until we figured it out. Gave it a thorough tongue bath during the wait. Was nice and clean, but totally safe, knowing they were "brothers".
Annik Perrot 2 years ago
Hamsters are suicidal. After various misfortunes, my kids agreed that we shouldn't have any more. Obviously they weren't happy with us...
#14
Butterfly_Cavewoman 2 years ago
I wonder how many coppers looked at this and laughed their tits off.
#15
Loki's_Lil_Butterknife 2 years ago
I see acertaron word got past the BoredPanda censor fairies. 😏
Shelley Dawson 2 years ago (edited)
Scotland? Love their lyrical turn of phrase, genuinely love our brothers and sisters up there.
Kimberlee Jackson 2 years ago
Would they really be asking for help if they had a photo of the criminal? Gotta love the photo for reference blunders 😂
Like it or not, our attention spans really are getting shorter and shorter. Dr. Gloria Mark, from the University of California, Irvine, explained to CNN that our decline in the ability to focus has been tracked for decades.
“In 2004, we measured the average attention on a screen to be 2½ minutes. Some years later, we found attention spans to be about 75 seconds. Now we find people can only pay attention to one screen for an average of 47 seconds,” she said.
#16
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Wait, does this actually work? It's cheaper than hair dye, now I kinda want to try it..
Loki's_Lil_Butterknife 2 years ago (edited)
I wouldn’t recommend it. It can truly damage your hair and scalp and is pretty darn toxic to inhale (not that bleach is any better)
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Janet C 2 years ago (edited)
As a teenager I put green food coloring in liquid makeup to give my face a nice alien green look (for Halloween). Yeah.... food coloring is indelible. I was green for a month.
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Hahaha! Love it. Used food coloring to dye myself blue once, and I had a paper temporary ID at the time, so I dyed that too. The looks I got buying beer! 😂
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Magpie 2 years ago
Depending on the school he attends, he may be excluded (banned) from school until his hair meets the school's code. Since parents can face not great consequences for their kids not attending (fines, social services, etc), she's likely anxious to get this fixed. She should call his doctor to see what can be done because even if she shaves his head, his scalp will still be bright red.
rullyman 1 year ago
Ironically enough, my school would also not allow you in with a skinhead cut, so even if she shaved it off, he might get excluded.
Load More Replies... Magpie 2 years ago
The issue is that most schools in the UK have strict dress codes, including hair. It's fairly common that students are banned from having unnatural hair colors and/or uncommon haircuts (or long hair for boys). They will not allow him to attend until it's fixed to meet the code. Parents can get fined for not sending their kids to school or social services can be called.
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#17
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
We’ll Mercedes was the name of Daimler’s daughter. And he named the car after her.
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#18
A B C the Third 2 years ago
His smile in the second pic certainly says so...
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Potty pagan panda 2 years ago
Yes episode 5 tonight. Fungi is creepy as fk
Load More Replies... Killing_Time_At_Work 2 years ago
he found magic mushrooms... look how happy he is :-) he can see smells
Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago
It's hard to know that mushrooms are taken, especially when mushroom hunting is not common in the area.
Load More Replies...The problem isn’t just that it’s harder to concentrate. When we’re distracted or if someone diverts our attention elsewhere, it can take around 25 minutes for us to refocus on the work we have in front of us. So if a colleague or a friend sends you a funny meme in the middle of your workflow, it’ll take nearly half an hour for you to return to your previous state of deep work.
The jaw-dropping reality is that people these days spend a huge amount of time in front of computers, their phones, and the TV. For example, your average American spends at least 10 hours a day on screens.
The way to fight back against tech taking over your life is to actively take breaks from screens. Walking in nature can help. Meanwhile, the antidote for our shortening attention spans is consuming long-form content like longer articles and books. It’s an ongoing struggle.
#19
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Her nose isn't growing out of the side of her head like Peppa's does. :)
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OMGhonestly 2 years ago
Literally just a thin excuse for Daily Mail or similar rag to publish a picture of a pretty teenaged girl for readers to perv at.
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
She’s voiced the pig since she was 5?! Does the pig get older through the series? Will Peppa pig one day be a senior citizen?
#20
Skylar (they/them) 2 years ago
What were they going to do, cut the grass under him while he was there? That would be messy and probably break your mower.
Zoe Vokes 2 years ago
Cut the grass around him, roll him over onto the cut grass, cut the rest.
Francine Govan 2 years ago
Yikes ... if a huge mower doesn't rouse your a*s, you might well be dead - or at least suffering severe alcohol poisoning (which might lead to death).
taipan_juice 2 years ago
Like a British version of when you cant move cuz the cats sleeping on your lap
Claire Bear 2 years ago
That’s from where I stay, Fraserburgh in Scotland- I know this guy!!! Legend, the council cut the grass round him as he was too drunk to waken and move . 😹😹
#21
Jods 2 years ago
Back in my day the neighbours would have belted us black and blue then tell our parents. Then we’d get the same treatment from our parents. Not that we did anything like breaking windows.
Within the context of social media and shortening attention spans, the way that we consume news has also changed. Many companies have had to adapt to new formats and look for ways to engage their audiences more. Part of that means repackaging information in different ways to make it more accessible in a world where every second of attention matters more and more.
"People consume news from a much broader variety of sources, on a much wider set of platforms. We are awash in information and we are used to seeing it in small chunks," Professor Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, explained to Bored Panda recently.
According to the professor, engagement, as well as brevity are becoming more and more valued than in-depth reporting. The latter still has its place, but the spotlight is now on other things.
#22
Garry Cowan 2 years ago
I'm from the UK and I find this genuinely hilarious "Barry I'm an owl" 😂😂😂😂
Marcellus II 2 years ago
If he's not allowed in trees anymore, maybe he can team up with Bushman (here he's in Exeter, UK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joTMsl-v3I0 )?
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
I have some doubts about the "movie quality" tho.
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#23
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
i saw this happening in real life once... tried to help the man, cars passed, people passed, no one did something. It was in front of an office building, the first person who came to help me (and the guy) saw it happening on the third floor and ran downstairs, no one wanted to come with her. People are strange.
Magpie 2 years ago
I'll chip in for petrol if you drive. Not sure what type of fuel a handbasket to hell uses though.
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#24
NoBoxFox 2 years ago
Why does he look like he was caught in the middle of doing something nefarious. Oh! they've caught me making my fakeaways, don't tell the wife!
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Maybe he was faking his fakes, and actually went to the kebabshop and fears he's caught?
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 2 years ago
The only problem I have with this life hack is preparing/cooking a meal.
"News outlets have adapted headlines to catch people’s eyes and presentation to keep the audiences engaged. For example, if you look at how news is presented on a platform like Instagram, it’s presented visually in a short video or series of images so people can quickly get the main point. Most of these changes have happened to optimize speed and engagement, not depth," the professor said.
Meanwhile, in-depth reporting is still valuable because some news stories simply can’t be summarized in short-format posts. However, there’s still a need to engage the audience: you need to present the story in a creative way and add photos, videos, maps, graphics, and interactive elements to keep people’s attention on your content.
#25
Kayjunmoon 2 years ago
That was a vile thing they did. Not funny, nearly killing someone for fun.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Well the good news is that this formally "most polluted river in Western Europe" is now cleaner than ever, so good timing for the old man.
#26
Kelsey Williams 2 years ago
Yep. Dogs are so gosh darn empathetic. Sweet babies.
Load More Replies... Amanda Panda 2 years ago
To be fair, I'd have curled up on a lap too if I could have. It was like losing the country's Grandma
#27
AffenpinscherMom 2 years ago
Was also going to say that the lack of/collapsed cartilage of his nose could absolutely be related to years of snorting stuff. Like smoking meth causes mouth rot and tooth decay.
AK to LV 2 years ago
I was wondering how his nose got like that. Thanks for the info! 😊
Load More Replies... Con O Cuinn 2 years ago
£445,000? In the words of Brendan Gleeson, I don't know what street you're buying your cocaine on but it's not the same street I'm buying my cocaine
StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago
I'm looking through these pics when I should really be in bed- trying my hardest to not laugh out loud and disturb my sleeping son. It hurts. 😂
Joey Marlin 2 years ago
I'm trying not to wake my husband - I can laugh quietly but I keep making the bed shake!
Load More Replies... Bradford B 2 years ago
Sadly, he needed to deal at that level to support his own habit. Depressing.
Journalism and social media posts are a lot of hard work! Especially these days. And the competition for people’s attention is only to increase as more and more people start using the internet. There were 413 million internet users in 2000. This number rose to a jaw-dropping 3.4 billion people in 2016. An average of 640k people went online for the first time every single day
That means that there’s a larger than-ever number of content creators to contend with! On the flip side, there are so many more people to amuse with memes and funny pics, too. It all depends on how you look at it.
#28
N G 2 years ago
It looks like uncle Bernie, he's lost some weight but he was always a pillar of the community
Bradford B 2 years ago
THANKS for that! It's the first LOL-inducing comment for me thus far.
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LoneTomato 2 years ago
Take them to the game keeper and he'll give you an HM 04 to teach your Pokémon to surf
Deborah Clyne 2 years ago
I think it's safe to say they don't want it anymore... But then again.... It is the... Nope. Nope. Won't say it 🤭🥴
#29
BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago (edited)
It's not the worst idea in the world. It's clearly a joke/play on the actor Brad Pitt. Plus, no one ever has to see it if she doesn't want them to. Much better than most face tattoos. And I'm sure many tattoo artists have to get up close and personal with stranger and (possibly stinkier) body parts.
Jack Harris 2 years ago
Either she's from Florida, or that happened here in Florida. Just feels like Florida has something to do with this.
BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago
Pretty sure this article is about things in the UK. Hmmm, is there a UK equivalent for Florida?
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Lord Mysticlaw 2 years ago
Some poor mailman is really upset because they accidentally posted their pizza through your letter box and then took a bite of your letter.
Liz Clarke 2 years ago
Could be worse, when I was a student there was a tramp who'd p**s through the letterbox onto our letters.
kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago
Patience and a rubber mallet may have nipped that in the bud.
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Cofty Sweet 2 years ago
Sure it was a person and no squirrel, finding a treat and mistaking the letterbox as a cool hiding place? Hasn't have to be always the worst...
Which of these memes did you enjoy the most, Pandas? Which ones did you relate to the most? What do you love the most about British humor and culture? Have you ever lived in the UK or are you a local? Share your thoughts in the comments. Meanwhile, if you enjoyed these memes, check out Bored Panda's earlier article about 'No Context UK Facebook' right here.
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Why has your bf been like that for weeks? Why didn't he just get up and walk home?
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
That's what the pictures are for. 100% compoface
Load More Replies... Cat Chat 2 years ago
I once tripped in front of a store where the sidewalk was slightly uneven from the parking lot. Had s baby in my arms so I wasn't able to brace my fall. Didn't hurt too much afterwards, so just heavily leaned on the shopping cart while shopping. Went home and iced up my knees. An hour later and I could barely walk and my knees had doubled in size. In the ER I learned I had broken BOTH kneecaps. They said they had never seen that, so we waited almost 3 hours for them to reread the Xray and send them out for a second opinion at a neighboring hospital.
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
That was my thought too. He tripped, he's face down, and your first reaction is to take pictures of him potentially lying there hurt?! That's makes you a shïtty human being.
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Skylar (they/them) 2 years ago
People that share their sad business in weird contexts make me uncomfortable because like how you gonna just talk about chocolate when this girl is all sad?
BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago (edited)
i once had explosive diarrhea while driving home from work, during a bridge construction traffic jam. i sat in filth and foul for 47 minutes, and i had to burn my car afterward, then explain to the uber drive who picked my up why i was not wearing pants. your comment, and this post reminded me of that. thank you.
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Caliban Taylor 2 years ago
That’s such a weird response, to me. As someone who eats my feelings I certainly wouldn’t need anyone to help me. During a breakup I go full Smeagle with candy.
Francine Govan 2 years ago
AND she's replying to a candy company - not even a person ... I understand the need to vent/talk, but choose your person and moment - this wasn't it!
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Ashley Coulthard 2 years ago
Don't need help... Be able to manage all that in an hour, no problem!
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Ba-Na-Na 2 years ago
This is just mean. Imagine if the person didn’t have anything to clean it with. It’s mean for mean’s sake
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ColdSteelRonin 2 years ago
Swans are vicious, worked at a nursery (agricultural) where they used them instead of guard dogs. Never had a successful theft occur.
Charity Angel 2 years ago
I'd be out of there! Not that I'd be in there in the first place, but hey. Swans would be one heck of a deterrent if I were inclined.
Load More Replies... Skylar (they/them) 2 years ago
I didn't know you couldn't, was it illegal? Asking for a friend a who might be in trouble
What?? 2 years ago
All swans in the swans in the UK belong to the monarch :)
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Jenny 11 months ago
You probably won't see this as I'm a year late to the article, but I'm replying anyway. Hozier has a song called "Swan Upon Leda" that's worth a listen.
Load More Replies... Wendy Schkade 2 years ago
Swans will hurt you they break arms. They bite fingers off and they belong to the King.
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LK 2 years ago
Out of interest, I looked it up. In the UK, it's illegal for anyone under 18 to use, hire, or purchase a tanning bed.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
The minimum age for a tanning bed is 122. Anything less than that is risking skin cancer. Oldest person to ever live was 122 so at that point, it's just slow cremation
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So Final Jam Is Coming Up 2 years ago
dunno if that'll help at all but: it looks like her neck, head, maybe hair, and hat. so it's not the full person or anything, just like a passport photo. maybe you'll see it now?
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Candy Cane 2 years ago
Its like that Lion King scene... "You have forgotten who you are... and so you have forgotten me. Remember...."
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Noyfb noyfb 2 years ago
Does not specify “fair fight.” Bring a baseball bat and claim your 50.
Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
I used to live in Whaley Bridge, my daughter still does, this post ran and ran, he offered to meet people on Buxton marketplace, he threatened a few folk he really should’ve known better than to have engaged with, eventually it got taken down and precisely zero fights were arranged. He’s just a bit of a loon.
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
We used to invade people but these days they moan if you do that. Bloody woke killjoys.
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troufaki13 2 years ago (edited)
And it took her more than a month to reply to herself!! 😂😂 Did she leave it on "read"?
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Pakora? That’s a common snack eaten where I live imagesqtbn...sqpCAU.png 
Lou Cam 2 years ago
It is in the UK too. Chicken pakora, potato pakora, mixed veg pakora. Need some chilli sauce to dip it in. I take it the parents are proper big fans or just overheard the word somewhere and thought it sounded lyrical.
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Vinita Talaulikar 2 years ago (edited)
All Over India it is a common snack, deep fried like crispy fritters. Called Pakora, pakoda, bhajji. Besan or chick pea flour mixed with water and salt, spices and herbs to make an even consistency. Then vegetables like onion, potatoes, Aubergine, Spinach, Capsicum,raw banana, ladies fingers or Okra, Cabbage, Cauliflower, ridge gourd, Baby corn.. even paneer or cottage cheese is also used... dipped in chick pea flour and deep fried.
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Danielle Edwards 2 years ago
I really want to Google Postman Pat Love Doll to find out if this is legit / tell my sister I've found her birthday present but I simply cannot risk the algorithm consequences.
N G 2 years ago
Postman pat Love dolls are really popular with UK housewives. Ted doll is a rare edition
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Me too! Especially to get poor doggo out of the hands of an owner who would even think of swapping it for a phone!
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Very optimistic given that there is a four hour video of it on Youtube for free
Max Robitzsch 2 years ago
And HOW, sir, HOW do you stick that internet into the VCR? How? Yeah, pray tell me, sir? *Humph* Thought so!
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Maltaros 2 years ago
And appropriate patch cables. I had an old VCR hanging around. I tried to hook it up to my new TV and can't. The TV doesn't have any appropriate connectors.
Load More Replies... Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
Apparently tape is making a comeback too, which I find baffling. I get that people like vinyl because it has a "warmer sound". But tape is an objectively terrible medium. It degrades, it gets chewed by machines, and the sound quality isn't great.
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Louisa Johnson 2 years ago
I have it as well, my gran recorded every big event in the royal family, my uncle thought I would like them when she died. It was weird as I never had an interest in the royal family, also I was 24. Odd keepsakes for sure
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TurquoiseTzarina 2 years ago
This is just horribly wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. That head looks diseased.
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Katy McMouse 2 years ago
No offense to the Queen, she was a lovely woman, John Perfect, but dead queens don't pay the bills.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
The only queen needed is a stack of dead queens to pay the bills, hence the job hunting.
Louisa Johnson 2 years ago
Did someone actually say that with the cozzie Liz situation going on at the moment
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Katy McMouse 2 years ago
I'm probably going to be crucified for this, but here I go anyway... *so, it's a virgin?* (this is me, waiting for the first strike - 🫣)
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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago (edited)
Didn't know it was possible, but someone beat the U.S. for most abominable foods. Well done, Scotland. Well done.
Loki's_Lil_Butterknife 2 years ago
Well, we are the land of deep frying. 🍳
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago
I smoked some terrible bog-weëd when I was Edinburgh and I could see a bog-weëd-addled Scotsman chowing on a beany donut.
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Veronica Varlow 2 years ago
Why are women shamed for talking about their normal body functions?,
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Canis Rasor 2 years ago
So we can't say a*****e but BP is more than willing to show us an a*****e 😭
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A B C the Third 2 years ago
Better source work than the BP authors here, thanks.
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Liz Orreo trex ago go 2 years ago
If your fence is knocked over by a kitty, then it's your fault, and the kitty should sue.
Annie 1973 2 years ago
How come the name of profile on twitter is no context UK Facebook yet it's a twitter link and I can't find it on Facebook? I don't have twitter anymore
Beruthiel45 2 years ago (edited)
Wot cat? Oh that one, the back and white tom from next door. Knock and ask for Tiddles, but don't forget the treats.
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rs_adahl1971 2 years ago
As much fun as I had poking fun, I have to say that I'm so sorry for your country's loss. Elizabeth was queen all my life. She was brilliant. Not sure how King Charles III is doing though.
Loki's_Lil_Butterknife 2 years ago
My family said it is a bit chaotic in the UK right now due to Brexit and the shifting political climate. I understand that it is perfectly fine not to be a fan of the monarchy and that there are an incredible amount of problems with the royal family, however, there is absolutely no denying how Elizabeth was such an incredible force in the United Kingdom. I believe that she is missed by many and she was always a constant steady force through thick and thin. She was a brilliant woman who was Queen for most of my life and I think many of us thought she would always be there.
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Beruthiel45 2 years ago (edited)
Thanks BP. Been a bit short of humour lately, nice to have a giggie for a change.
rs_adahl1971 2 years ago
As much fun as I had poking fun, I have to say that I'm so sorry for your country's loss. Elizabeth was queen all my life. She was brilliant. Not sure how King Charles III is doing though.
Loki's_Lil_Butterknife 2 years ago
My family said it is a bit chaotic in the UK right now due to Brexit and the shifting political climate. I understand that it is perfectly fine not to be a fan of the monarchy and that there are an incredible amount of problems with the royal family, however, there is absolutely no denying how Elizabeth was such an incredible force in the United Kingdom. I believe that she is missed by many and she was always a constant steady force through thick and thin. She was a brilliant woman who was Queen for most of my life and I think many of us thought she would always be there.
Load More Replies... Beruthiel45 2 years ago (edited)
Thanks BP. Been a bit short of humour lately, nice to have a giggie for a change.
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