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While famously being very, very polite, it’s no secret that Brits also love the occasional witty, tongue-in-cheek comment. And not only that. They take the gold medal for the ability to laugh at themselves like there’s no tomorrow, mocking both little and serious things. I mean, should I even remind you of the notorious English comedian Ricky Gervais?!

And for the fans of the British lifestyle, we have a real treat! The Twitter page “No Context Brits” is an online destination which offers “a celebration of all things British,” meaning it’s both things we understand and things that leave us flabbergasted. Created pretty recently, in April 2021, the account has amassed 780K devoted followers and its audience seems to be growing still.

Below we selected some of the most entertaining, bizarre, and wholesome posts from “No Context Brits” for you to enjoy with your cuppa, so scroll down and upvote your favorite posts! After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous feature on the same page, as well as a similar post on another popular Twitter account, “No Context UK.”

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    In Britain, embarrassing moments, awkward encounters and clumsiness are all considered funny, contrary to many other places in the world. But the real challenging part of British humor, especially for foreigners, is to actually tell whether they are joking or being serious.

    In this piece for TIME, the legendary English comedian Ricky Gervais tried to distinguish the key differences between American and British humor. According to Gervais, Americans do not hide their hopes and fears and they applaud ambition and openly reward success. The British, on the contrary, embrace the underdog, Gervais argues.

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    Gervais explained: “Americans say, ‘have a nice day’ whether they mean it or not. Brits are terrified to say this.” It’s because Brits don’t want to celebrate anything too soon, Gervais writes. “Failure and disappointment lurk around every corner. This is due to our upbringing. Americans are brought up to believe they can be the next president of the United States. Brits are told, ‘It won’t happen for you.’”

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a like from me. Beautiful piece of toast. Cannot fault it.

    Lee Macro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spread some Marmite on there and you're golden

    martin734
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! No no no no no no! Marmite is basically demon sh*t

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    Christina B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely perfectly toasted, and just the proper amount of butter... 10/10

    martin734
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a perfect slice of buttered toast.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Reaches for the marmelade*

    Joey Marlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange or lime sir? I'm rather partial to lime if I'm in the mood for marmalade. Usually happy with just butter. Or marmite. Oh, *dribbles* toast 😋

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    JKO
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An angry like from me, it looks good but now I want toast

    best turtle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is most perfect toast ive seen so far

    Buttered_Crumpet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10/10. Would definitely nom down on this.

    Pjerrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a True Brit Can do that 💪🏼👏👏👏👏

    ZefRam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently 36800 of them

    𝖊𝖆
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell and taste this picture. Perfection *chef’s kiss*

    Davo gifman
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your toast game is on point.

    Sapna Sarfare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is heaven that we can eat... ahhhh

    Kitty Kat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought I was happy with cereal this morning, but now I must have this perfect piece of toast.

    marnidarr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, 36.8K. Is this like, "how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"

    Jane W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect color, melty butter. Oh, yeah!

    gg Gc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it has it's problems on the world stage

    Doireanne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful. However, I can neither identify nor stop staring at that gross looking thing resting on it. Is it a nasty fingernail? Is it some sort of ancient butter knife? Really old and dirty tongs? It's so disgusting looking.

    Rustyn Birch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is only toasted on one side? Hahahaha!!!!

    Bron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect! Now just add a smear of Vegemite and it ascends to heavenly!

    Jennifer Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, Now I'm going to get up out of bed at 2am and go make toast because this looks so good.

    Stan Chung
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought that was a dirty fingernail

    JP Purves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cover it with butter and pile it with jam first.

    Ben Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d give it two likes with a bit of grape jelly

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm...

    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what's the other side hiding?

    rhubarb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my upvote, glorious toast.

    Queen Mab
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a toast lover so I like it. What's that thing stabbing it? Maybe it's some specialized tool used only in Britain.

    laura lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a gorgeous piece of toast there, buttered perfectly.

    Jeffery B Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is that in the corner? A claw??

    Nandina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmmm just enough butter.

    Ruth Ann walton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely Toast. I could eat a loaf of it right now. The butter knife looks a little worn. After buttering perfect toast for eons, I'm sure. Congratulations on your toast.

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shot i'll give it likes and money so i can eat it!

    jade s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree. That toast was clearly buttered whilst still hot. Now it will be soggy.

    Dilly Millandry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GASP! You MUST butter it while it's hot. The butter needs to melt. You then eat it immediately so it won't have time to get soggy!!! The horror of cold buttered toast... which I'd still eat and enjoy 😜😋

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better next to fried eggs, Sunnyside up, and crispy bacon. With a side of coffee. But then, I'm American.

    SoozeeQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly 37,000 people like this!

    Kayjunmoon
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    The bread certainly looks British.

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    BoredBirb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast enough to catch the geese kissing! Caught in 4k.

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    Although any generalization should be taken carefully, an Anglo-American writer, Paul Goodman, argues similarly to Gervais. “The American philosophy and approach to life tend to be optimistic: life is an opportunity and we should enjoy it.” Meanwhile, “Brits are more likely to see life as a bit of an ordeal, tinged with absurdity, and sometimes you just have to just grin and bear it,” he explains.

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i confirm that second picture is accurate

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    BoredBirb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heres the communal popcorn: 🍿. Lets sit and watch.

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    The quintessential part of British humor is irony and sarcasm, which are commonly used by Brits who rarely say anything literally. In fact, very often, they say one thing and mean completely different, and this is especially prominent in humor. This can cause great confusion to visitors, as Brits ironically mock their enemies, playfight with friends or point out the absurdities of daily life.

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    Phill Healey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of us that can't do the Chester run in less than 12 parsecs. Edit: I genuinely had no idea it was 4th May when I posted this. 😂

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between going out or going out out (Micky Flanagan).

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    Goodman argues that the confusion may also arise due to the fact that Brits often say ironic jokes with a straight face. “To avoid being misunderstood, most Americans will either deliver irony with a smile on their face, or 'signpost' it, adding a phrase such as 'only joking' afterward. Brits don’t usually do that.”

    Puns and wordplay are also very prominent in British humor. “There’s a more intense and playful relationship with the language,” according to Goodman. “It’s seen in other ways, too, not just with humor, examples being cryptic crosswords and word-orientated game shows,” he adds.

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    Alias Delfs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s looks like a middle age ginger leprechaun 😂

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    It’s important to highlight that essentially humor relies on culture and its people. What’s normal in one culture can seem very bizarre or even offensive to another. For this reason, we cannot ever fully translate humor. Some of the British comedy may be found very weird and not funny by Americans, while some mainstream American comedy can feel too obvious for Brits’ liking.

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    Kusotare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a referee, I used to remind the parents that there were no scouts in the crowd watching their kids.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Peel here" means get the knife out the drawer and hack away at the sodding plastic.

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    Rosie Hamilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably get a load of people mistakenly now saying 'but these are for paramedics' NO they are not. They always check the WHOLE car EVERY single time. For good reason - some people don't use these, what if it fell off or was forgotten in a rental car etc, etc. Michael Lerner created them because he was scared by the aggressiveness of other drivers when driving his 18 month old nephew and wanted people to be more considerate. Google it before arguing.

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you say to me sign? That is offensive in dog language

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    Bathsheba
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a spoof. The Tories expect homeless people to take responsibility and cut THEMSELVES in half.

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    Rosie Hamilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who hasn't seen a Dalek being transported? Those things are slow and can't do stairs well. The TARDIS is a different matter...

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you complaining about? This *IS* a normal day in the UK. (Possibly Newcastle, I can't see enough geographic identifiers)

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    BoredBirb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Breaks arm* *Cries* *Ride continues*...

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    Jessica Wood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the level of petty spite I strive for

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?”

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    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the British Brexit politicians who talked about 'British fish'. Apparently fish need passports.

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    Beth S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well s**t, I thoroughly enjoy poster's take on this pizza place. LOL

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Put the mother f*****g car into gear!"

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    BobTDG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my local Tesco. The people working there are awesome!

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    Phill Healey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k Off! I don't see any double yellows, do you?

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    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working from home, I'm shirt and tie above waist, and tie fighter pyjamas below.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you doing here?" "Nun of your business!"

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    Donnie Mc00
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does NO-ONE know the difference between British and English?

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    Jen M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to Spain for a thousand holidays. Ruin it for them too.

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not me, I’d try staying awake for 24 hours just in case. I end up losing lots of me time worrying about whether or not they’d reply

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    Fitz_N_Fartz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least there is a book sale on......

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