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Memes are everywhere these days. Of course, they’re all over the internet, with social media platforms and websites exploding with content. That’s no surprise. But they’ve also found their ways to reach TV, appear on ad billboards, and even T-shirts. You can’t avoid them.
But why would you? They are hilarious and harmless—the perfect entertainment combination.
So, let’s just dive in and take in this new dose of memes collected from the “Very nice meme, thanks” Facebook group. They’re funny, relatable, and, most importantly, shareable. So, don’t forget to do your civic duty and share them with a few of your friends. After all, that is how culture spreads these days.
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#1
geezeronthehill 2 years ago
Directly descended from old science fiction paperback covers. Because a boner will make a 14 year old nerd cough up money every time. (Speaking for a friend.)
Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago
Rachel welch.....cough cough.......( Also a very bad person and racist and very bad actress
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Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago (edited)
My loved toon in DDO,my lovely half ling rogue Karlota, wears a good armor ....and she is a very bad a*s girl. So don't say all women's in games have a "bikini" armor.
Brenda Campbell 1 year ago
The women know what they are doing and the guys just like to dress up like kids. Who has the best custom ? Of course , the Iron Man.
The fact that memes have impacted our culture and our humor is obvious, their popularity makes it hard to deny it. Possibly a more surprising thing is that it also has an impact on our relationships. A positive one, of course.
You see, memes are all about sharing. That is literally how they spread—we find something funny, we share it, then more people find it funny, and it’s passed along ‘til it becomes viral or dies. It’s the circle of a meme’s life.
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#2
GirlFriday 2 years ago
Basically, Jesus gave up a three day weekend for you. That really isn't that big of a sacrifice when you remember that he spent the three day weekend sleeping peacefully whilst being guarded by women.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I prefer this version: "HE was temporarily inconvenienced for your sins."
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
Especially when you think of 3 days in terms of immortality. And the fact that 2 other men were also crucified on the same day. And men were crucified all the time in that time period. I still don't understand it. The only things I can think of are. #1- He had to die to get the message out that God is love. If he hadn't been martyred this never would have happened. And maybe #2 if he felt the pain of the punishment for every sin every man had ever committed or would ever commit throughout eternity, then it was a remarkable sacrifice. But nowhere in the Bible does it say that.
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Ima Manimal 1 year ago
He also said he was going to go home and make some space for me and come back for me… 2000 years later and still waiting
Deborah B 2 years ago
It all actually happened before he even met you, but now all his friends are telling you about how "he died for you" like this means you somehow owe him a relationship.
BrownTabby 2 years ago
“Nobu saved your life.” “So he owns it?” - Mameha and Sayuri, Memoirs of a Geisha (yes, I know why it’s problematic and yes, I bought Mineko Iwasaki’s book.)
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#3
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
Well now I have to figure out how I'm getting to Mexico to get these
Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them) 2 years ago
Can you take me with you? They're giving away axolotls and I need one or twenty
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CherryCreamCaramel 2 years ago
I cannot handle the look on his face OMG Lol I love him. He looks super dapper in his Mexican themed outfit!💚🤣🧡
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
and he's a chihuahua, so it's not cultural appropriation either. win.
Leigh James 2 years ago
What I really want for Christmas, a chocolate Chi puppy dressed like this! I've been good and when not, good at it, I promise.
But it is that sharing part, though, those few clicks you make that enriches our relationships. According to Oxford University psychologist Dr. Mary Kempnich, we should not underestimate the power of sending a meme. “You basically are just showing each other that you exist, you care, and you want to make each other laugh, and it doesn’t really matter how your day is going.”
It’s an equivalent of a postcard, if you will—a meaningful image that you send somebody to show that you are thinking of them. We give a gift of laughter and we move on.
#4
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
Put your potatoes in a lot of paper, in the bottom bin of your refrigerator machine. Potatoes are sensitive to ethylene gasses and moisture, the paper can absorb both and slow sprouting. Better to just use them up faster.
#5
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
"Either too hot or too cold, too many people, not enough cats. Would NOT visit again."
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
And how about all those aliens who tried to take over the world in the movie 'Signs'? They didn't bother to check out the neighborhood before moving here. Not too bright.
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Aliens arrive near earth, wind up the windows, and lock their saucer doors.
Vidas Zlioba 2 years ago
That's because Mercury is #1, and Earth placed 4th. (And don't get me started on Pluto because it fell out due to relegation).
#6
The moving on part is a big reason why sending memes is so appealing, too—it does not require a response. That is appreciated by many of us who are constantly busy with our daily lives. Meaningful check-ins can take a lot of time and effort. Having them unexpectedly in the day can feel too demanding. Sending a meme, though, is a one-off. When you receive it, all you need to do is double tap it, and it’s done.
#7
David Henry 2 years ago
It SHOULDN'T make sense...but it somehow does. If I had to wager a hypothesis, I'd say maybe all the time humanity has been eating soup, it's been in a bowl, something circular. Now it's ingrained in our brains that soup is a round food? Maybe?
ifound_acoolfrog 2 years ago
She missed the day when they explained the three states of matter
Kyllein MacKellerann 2 years ago
Add in the mathematical bit of Pi R Squared (to determine the area of a circle). That's wrong: PIe are Round, Cornbread are Square! Everybody knows this!
wendy schutze 1 year ago
This makes perfect sense to me. Soup SHOULD be kept in circular container.
Pamela Christie 2 years ago
Soup has no shape. Therefore, if the container has to match the shapelessness, you should be carrying it in your hands,
#8
Sinead Kenny 2 years ago
This is me when you wake me up 5 mins before my alarm just to check I'm getting up 🤬
devotedtodreams 2 years ago
This is one of the things I want to improve about myself in therapy, but every day, I get so angry/annoyed at other people anew that I feel it will put me in my grave someday. Love this cat's expressions!
#9
L 2 years ago
I guess it's been awhile but there is "consenual touching" at strip clubs? am I sweet summer child on this?
Esist Nosrep 2 years ago
And you will be supporting single moms, so it's a good deed for the community
BrownTabby 2 years ago
Air New Zealand is mine (although now that I think about it, they don’t say “your crew are looking forward to serving you again” in the announcements anymore, but corporate lies enough to make up for it.)
Sending memes, though, should not replace more meaningful communications. Sure, memes can help you to share your feelings about certain things as well as political stances, but they do not replace a simple conversation.
#10
WindySwede 2 years ago
When i was younger I thought this was the way everybody saw it!
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Cora Han 2 years ago
For the curious, points of light give off a star-shapped effect for people with astigmatism.
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Thanks for this. I’d assumed it was the wrong word, and have been smacking my head for half an hour trying to figger out the right one! (I have astigmatism in one eye, and if I see star shapes, I’ve not noticed.)
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WhoIsYourLeader 2 years ago
Agreed, but so is being stuck in traffic at 7pm, on a busy 2 way main street, with a slight drizzle of rain, the traffic lights are all on green but because of the trafffic all you can see are the brake lights infront of you and the on coming headlights on the next lane. So pretty, just like a Christmas tree.
Scrappychick 2 years ago
I love driving but really struggle on rainy evenings
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DorkyRaven 2 years ago
I have astigmatism but i don't see star shaped things, i see a blurry dot instead
Alison Hobbs 2 years ago
Omg I'm in pieces, this has made me laugh so much. I have an astigmatism so now I'm going to be giggling every time I'm out driving
#11
Auntriarch 2 years ago
But not chocolate. Sorry this is a hill I am prepared to get downvoted on
Desiree Meredith 2 years ago
Why would you get downvoted for your personal opinion? I personally love mint in chocolate, though.
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CherylTunt 2 years ago
Mint belongs in gum, toothpaste , and well mints , stay out of my food.
Sue User 2 years ago
I love mint but cannot stand mint toothpaste. And most of the non-mint flavors are super sweet.
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David Paterson 2 years ago (edited)
There's mint, spearmint, peppermint and menthol. Mint is delicious, made into mint sauce and mint jelly for putting on lamb, and great on its own. Spearmint is great in chewing gum and nowhere else. Peppermint is the devil's spawn. It literally cauterises your taste buds. It ought to be burnt as a weed, and all peppermint toothpaste given a mass burial. And menthol, extracted from peppermint, is an alcohol and will get you high.
Kat 2 years ago
I have a chocolate mint plant and a pineapple mint plant. They make amazing tea!
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Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
And get somehow- I hate it in toothpaste or in sweets, but love it in tea or savoury applications!?- how am I THOS specific with this herb- there's pretty much no OTHWR foods I feel this way about- everything else I either like it in ALL applications or HATE it in all applications!?
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
I love spearmint tea when I have a stomach ache. It is very soothing.
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Dante McBride 1 year ago
Are you a child or someone asking for the petty tiktoks they make
Load More Replies...When speaking to Stylist, psychotherapist Ruairi Stewart points out that memes are not enough to build a connection. “A meaningful relationship or friendship means sharing your feelings and thoughts with your own words, to process experiences and ideas and to feel a sense of connection. This cannot be achieved by sharing memes alone, but it is a good addition and complements other forms of connection.”
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#14
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
That dog legit looks like either they face swapped with a tiny angry human, OR a tiny angry human in a costume!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
Guys this is what im talking abt whenever I see a Godzilla/Ultraman/Gamera reference and it triggers smthn in my brain. This is exactly that emotion. I feel so heard and seen and represented w this goofy lil dog
#15
censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)
fortunately we don't do thanksgiving here. The countries that colonised africa just genocided the native people in africa without giving thanks first. Horrible.
Duvet Woman 2 years ago
I've never understood how the Americans manage it. All that planning, shopping, cooking, eating and peopling within weeks of each other. Makes me feel anxious just thinking about it.
Peter Helsdon 2 years ago
Just switch to Canadian Thanksgiving that moves it up six whole week or so.
Osprey 2 years ago
Lets change thanksgiving to the end of Halloween. Hear me out: Halloween starts September 1 and ends November 30. No dinners with people you only see once a year, save the lives of 46 million turkeys and get to wear costumes for 3 months.
Stewart also mentions how you can make your meme-related interactions a bit more meaningful. If you’re the one sending the meme, you can add a text or a voice note to it to make the message more impactful. Talk about how this meme reminded you of a memory you shared, or why it made you think of that person. If you’re the one on the receiving end, you can share how it made you feel and why.
#16
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
From now on I will call all wireless mice hamsters and encourage others to do the same.
BookFanatic 2 years ago
I just moved my hamster so I could click on this comment. :)
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Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 years ago
my brain just corrected it for me as i 'read' it
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Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
So our shampoo can smell good. And bc we actually know how to shut our eyes in the shower.
David Paterson 2 years ago
I did for over ten years as an adult. It was the only shampoo that didn't darn well hurt my eyes. Finally, adult shampoos took notice and they changed to pH from strongly acid to something more neutral.
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Jes.the.Mess 1 year ago
I was a grown a*s adult before I learned that it's tear free as in tear a piece of paper, not tear as in teardrops. It means the comb won't tear your hair out when you use it... Which is also a lie
3 Trash Pandas (She/They) 2 years ago
I still use Johnson’s Baby Shampoo because I have ✨sensitive skin✨
David Henry 2 years ago
Apparently the internet is now divided over that and I didn't feel like searching for the original ad
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Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
This is completely true tho. Newton is regarded as a genius bc he discovered that if u lift an object in the air and then drop it, it will fall to the ground, and that when u dont move smthn it doesnt move.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
OMG! Newton didn't discover that apples fall! He realized that the behavior of an apple falling towards the Earth is the same behavior that planets exhibit when they orbit around the sun.... and then invented Calculus to prove it. (OK, I'm oversimplifying what he did, but yeah... even that is a criminal oversimplification!)
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Rinso the Red 2 years ago
And yet, people had been around for 10's of thousands of years before them, and these are the earliest we know of.
Pamela Christie 2 years ago
Reminds me of a comment I made as an unimpressed 5-year-old when taken to see the circus aerialists: "That's easy if you know how to do it."
David Paterson 2 years ago
If the ancient Greek philosophers were around today, they would never get past "peer review".
All that to say, sharing is caring even when it comes to memes. So, look through this list and shoot a few messages to friends, family, or co-workers. They will appreciate it.
#19
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.” ― George W. Bush
Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago
Fool me once, is your fault, fool me twice is my fault to trust you
#20
Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago
"Let"? What is this "let"? My cats graciously allow me to sleep on THEIR bed.
Mila Preradović 2 years ago
It's not that I "let" him, it's just that one moment I'msleeping, then next moment I'm woken up by loud vibrating noise and, if I'm lucky, his little nose against my head, or, if I'm not lucky, his little nose against my husband's head and his little hairy as$hole against mine with fluffy tail sticking up my nose :D
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Andy Frobig 2 years ago
I remember many times, waking up in the shape of a question mark and Knowing I'm stuck because of where my cats are
Scrappychick 2 years ago
When I was adopting my cat the form I had to fill out before the home check ended with "Where will the cat sleep at night" aparently Where ever it wants but hopefully snuggled up with me was the right answer
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Since I'm not serving you food, you don't get to complain about my cats being on the counter. It's not like I don't wash the counter before I prepare food anyway. On second thought Ms/Mr Judgmental, you're no longer welcome here at the Happy Cat House.
René Sauer 2 years ago
why would you not? Unless you have so many that there is no place left for you anymore...
#21
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
Imagine being a goat and finding out your hair is being used for this monstrosity and they are charging almost 2 grand for it
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Imagine paying 2 grand so people will think you're got a Trump toupee on your feet.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Imagine thinking you're the most stylish hobbit ever, than realizing your feet look like Donald Trump's hair, but you still manage to make $2K selling your hairfeet.
#22
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
Person: "Ooooooh! Look! Butt cheeks! Gotta grab a photo!" Bat: "WTAF is this psycho doing?!"
#23
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
If I nap, I feel like c**p with a headache 🤦♂️. My sister on the other hand feels reborn and I'm so jealous...
#24
Multa Nocte 2 years ago
When the real world absolutely slaps you in the face and then spits at you.
Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago
Next page: Then your manager gives you more tasks! ... Next page: cycle repeats until death
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
Homeboy's eyes actually changed color with that revelation! Wow!
David Henry 2 years ago (edited)
Oh that's so naive and cute. My brain actively gets mad at a completed task that I didn't wanna do in order to teach me a lesson. I absolutely am not joking.
#25
Catman (He/Him) 2 years ago
I can also do both! In fact, I did one of them yesterday. (Don't ask which one.)
Load More Replies... Robert Larson, LPN, JD 2 years ago
Yes! We are still gifted, idiots, but we're gifted!! I was diagnosed between the 3rd and 4th grade here.
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
I just changed from "gifted" student to "gifted" adult. Completely different expectations, let me tell you!
M O'Connell 2 years ago
They have the type of ADHD that makes trivial knowledge stick to them like they're made of flypaper. I similarly annihilated a 5th grade Geography Bee, and I could probably do it again.
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Multa Nocte 2 years ago
P.S. Except for the drool. I don't see any drool here.
Load More Replies... TheGoodBoi 2 years ago (edited)
Yes. Eat lots and then go into hibernation like a bear. Also get pissed like a bear if woken..
Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago
I don't eat till I finished my work because it happens to me. And sleep and driving isn't compatible.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I'm pre-diabetic, so postprandial fatigue is something that can strike after any meal with no warning.
#27
Karolina McCain 2 years ago
Illegal in EU. Stores need to put the lowest price from last 30 days next to current one so people can get an idea. Should be like that everywhere.
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
Umm. Hate to break it to you. They just hike up the price 30 days earlier and then mark it down.
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WhoIsYourLeader 2 years ago
Plot twist: Cyber Monday sale $699.99 special price for online shoppers
Bryn 2 years ago
It's funny on Amazon, because sometimes they'll have they actual price listed as well "on sale for 13.99! Originally 20!" And then the acutal price is like 16.
Happy Homemaker 2 years ago
Download the app Keepa. It keeps track of prices on Amazon for items you want to buy so you can tell if the price really came down, or they raised the price, just so they could lower it and make it look like it was on sale.
Load More Replies... Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 years ago
i cant believe that 'they' actually fool people doing this!! it's totally disgusting!
Bill Swallow 2 years ago
Don't be silly! The Black Friday sign should read $699.99 marked down to $599.99!
#28
Sven Grammersdorf 2 years ago
If you your apartment isn't on the top floor, your neighbor's poop goes through your walls
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SeaJaySea 1 year ago
As Lyrica Melody said: 'It's made of PVC (plastic), not iron; you can tell by the way it's suspended. Somebody's shining a flashlight down the pipe from the upper floor, maybe to check for sediment build up or other problems, or maybe just for fun.'
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Too soon for a Flint, Michigan joke, right?
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MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago
I had a neighbor that was sure I was a witch - red hair, black cat and newt named Becky.
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TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
"If the woman weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood. The woman weighs the same as a duck. Therefore, the woman is a witch."
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Meanwhile, Catherine of Siena and Therese of Avila were teaching a succession of Catholic Popes what to think about God (and they still study her). Not quietly counseling them of Earthly affairs like Catherine de Medici, but openly proclaiming theology to them.
#30
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
They live in the dry areas of Europe and Asia :3 I remember this bc I googled it after seeing a similar meme
Leigh James 2 years ago
Went to a dispensary with my 87 yr. old father who referred to weed as "Cuhnabis" instead of Cannabis and had everyone laughing. He's a legend!
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Sounds like an ancient Egyptian god. Not sure which animal
Load More Replies... TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
Idk why but this reminded me of that video of a Norwegian lemming attacking a bicyclist lmao. Such a cute little ball of rage.
Michele Viney 2 years ago
Sorry but what I saw is that the person getting Dad's message has 91 unread messages. I mean who the hell has 91 unread messages! I think I need to go lie down now.
#31
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
Also me (at conversational volume): Finally! On my way to Phoenix! (on a flight to New York). Oh, the looks I get!
#32
Kyllein MacKellerann 2 years ago
"Remember, you owe me a quarter-cup of corn for the ferry service"
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
Oh, so this is who the pussycat cheated on the owl with. Tsk tsk tsk.
Sebastian Garcia 1 year ago
Don't cross a black cats path? No problem, just carve the path for them
#33
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
I'm sure Lucifer will have some interesting stories to back up your claim
David Henry 2 years ago
"See he wasn't mad about giving them *a* apple, but that it was THAT SPECIFIC ONE."
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Actually I like beetles and I'm ASD. I was not aware this is a thing. They are so cool. They are like cars, but alive and small.
Hannah McCoy 2 years ago
God did not create mental disorders, the devil corrupted God’s creation after we sinned and autism came with that, sadly.
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dan martyr 1 year ago
There’s the quote on whether God exists answered with “if there is a creator then he has an inordinate fondness for beetles”. Not sure who said it
Leave Me Alone 1 year ago
Honestly, I bet autistic ppl have just a bit more of God in them than everyone else but since ppl are so sinful we still consider it a disability
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Just showed this to my autistic sister and she didn't get it. When I explained it's because autistic people all apparently like beetles, she said she must be too autistic to get it. (She doesn't like beetles)
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#35
Cats are cute🇵🇸 1 year ago
Wrong it’s the fact that you are falling so fast you can’t breathe
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Fall is apple season, and yet the apples I'm buying, while firm to the touch, are mealy. I'm not used to eating mealy apples in apple season. You eat those horrid little things after they've been in storage for months.
Nannychachi 2 years ago
I'm just sayin'..... if you all haven't dumpster dived at Aldi you're missing out. I do not exaggerate when I say we pull at least $600 worth of perfectly good food every month from ours.
Ron 2 years ago
Since when is the government in charge of corporate greed?!
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#39
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Its not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in.
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Grace Hill 2 years ago
I've got a pounding headache and can't shake this persistent cough. Could it still be COVID-19?
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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
So I know that in the 19th and early 20th centuries people were on cocaine and opioids, but I'd like to know wtf people were on during the middle ages
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
Ergotamine poisoning and booze. Lots of booze, because water isn't safe to drink.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Momme, whaer doth baybees commeth fromme? Throuch the wind-eye, me lass.
#42
SparkDragon 2 years ago
A convenient way for them to get more money out of you
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TheDarkestRaven 2 years ago
What if we share the fruit snacks :D AND THEIR THE FILLED ONES!!!!!
Load More Replies... Historyharlot93 2 years ago
Making 3x the rent is so messed up. My brother, who has cerebral palsy and works 30 hours a week, got turned down by 3 different places before he found his apartment. It made an exception in his case and he has no trouble making his rent.
Sue User 2 years ago
Yes, i have heard of people advertising a vacancy when there isnt one, just to collect application fees.
Load More Replies... David Paterson 2 years ago
Banks before the subprime meltdown. You don't need to have any money, just move in and we'll handle the rest.
Susan BetzJitomir 1 year ago
Landlord here. Because they have made it so hard to evict non paying tenants. In NY it can take 4 months easy. More tenants vote than landlords. So we have to cover ourselves. I'm just selling my rental properties as our governor laments the low income housing crisis of her and her predecessors creation. I had one guy not pay rent for two years during Covid and I couldn't evict him because of the moratorium on evictions . He was working the whole time. Others unemployed we're getting an extra 600 a week. But still not paying the rent. For some with utilities included in their range I was actually supporting them for two years. Can't make a living with these rules. I'm done. I understand the upfront charges and I understand the frustration with them. I think we can both think the government who is here to help us.
Susan BetzJitomir 1 year ago
darn spell correct rent not range and thank not think
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Natalie Doran 1 year ago
I was more surprised by rent under 2000 than I was to see "blood of your first born"
#43
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Sometimes traumas are revealed innocently. Like the time you innocently decided to join in the group conversation and after you finished you noticed everyone stock still with their mouths dropped open.
Sven Grammersdorf 2 years ago
Memes like this make me really appreciate the fact that nothing traumatic has ever happened to me yet
#44
Bill Swallow 2 years ago
... Why are you letting your dog wear your pantyhose?
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Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
"I am vibrating so fast I practically cease to be because I was CERTAIN that you were NEVER COMING BACK!"
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Horten Ho-229 V2 (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)
garfield EDIT: i can press the post button with my eyes closed!
Multa Nocte 2 years ago
I have seen very few posts on BP that have had this amount of audience participation.
#46
David Henry 2 years ago
Ngl, it isn't just everyday I'd need it but I do need a guy who does this
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Surenu 2 years ago
One gram of uranium will fulfill your protein needs for the rest of your life, it's that efficient
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Gonzalo Terán 2 years ago
It goes straght to your tights... Then your legs, the floor, the ceiling downstairs...
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Chandria Walsh 2 years ago
OMG! Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad, de Martín Calvo (pero es una versión). 🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣😭
Cas P 2 years ago
I originally misheard it and spent years singing "Release mummy duck" until one of my kids very kindly put me right after he learned it at school. It will always be "Release mummy duck" to me.
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Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)
🎵The lease knooby dot. The lease knooby dot. The lease knooby dot, prosper yo and your and felix's dad.🎵
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oui.oui.croissant (ollie) 2 years ago
Is it just me or do the proportions of this guy's head look weird as hell?
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
I'm thinking that he's got dreadlocks or something similar up under his hat.
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Denise Melek 2 years ago
A lot of junkies steel formula, to sell it for drug money in my town. Don't know if that's a good cause.
Kevin Humble 2 years ago
Well you have to assume they sell the formula at lower cost than the shops. If you are so short on cash you will buy formula from a junkie I would say Yes - it is a good cause.
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RedMarbles 2 years ago
Sad that the overwhelming focus of the comments is on the instances when people not in need of baby formula are stealing it to resell, or how the thefts will make your products more expensive, as if the poor people stealing baby formula they actually need either don't exist, matter less than the others, or don't matter at all.
Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago
That's not Robin Hood. They are stealing for profit. These are organized criminals, using tools such as discord, and online communities, to find weak points in the system. After the products are stolen they quickly fence them, so they can do it all over again. In California, as an example, criminals only get a slap on the wrist for stealing under a certain amount, many hundreds of dollars worth of products. Leading to retail chains locking up Staples such as these. Some retailers are even exploring building police stations inside of their businesses, you can't make this up.
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
Yeah, it's organized shoplifting gangs here in the UK, too. The retailers don't even bother calling the peelers anymore as they know they won't turn up.
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Montanavanna 2 years ago
Watched a girl pile her backpack full of tall cans in the walk-in beer cooler at a local grocery store. She finally looked up, saw me, and froze. I said carryon, and we went our separate ways.
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Printerman 2 years ago
Seems a bit of a downgrade, really. To hold 1 blade, kitty mush sheathe 5 others.
Tabitha 2 years ago (edited)
Why would a cat need a knife when they have sharp teeth plus 10 built-in scalpels—-20 if they start using their back feet—-to shred you with? And don’t ever think they wouldn’t do it. Doesn’t even matter if they’re small, either. They’re lightning fast, and can slice you to bits and be long gone before you even know they’re there.
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Liz Siemens 2 years ago
I wonder if the nostrils were also that long or if the tip of his nose just went on forever
Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them) 2 years ago
WTH. I'm not sure if I should laugh, cry, shut my computer as fast as I can, or all of them at once.
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Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them) 2 years ago
Abby, don't go to work. Stay home our you might never see the light of day.
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Multa Nocte 2 years ago (edited)
It's the day before the Twin Towers in NYC were hit, the Pentagon in D.C. was hit, and the plane went down in PA.
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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 2 years ago
Oh, that poor dog! People who breed animals where the eyes don't fit in the head anymore should be severely punished!
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Julie S 2 years ago
I work in retail and this would make me laugh so much
Load More Replies... Isabel Care 2 years ago
Depends on the type of moaning. Maybe the little beep sound gets you off?
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Crybabyartist 2 years ago
It's in the interpretation, what it means to say in every day terms is that you can wear short sleeves without being denounced as being bawdy and public nudity.
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Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
Because some English woman wanted a teapot of some guy's crotch.
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Crybabyartist 2 years ago
Maybe you didn't notice that this is a perfectly correct physical model of TWO people. Back in the old days they had this dance called "doin' the stink pole".
M O'Connell 2 years ago
It's a "Toby" teapot, made in England (because of course it is).
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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
You can play pool anywhere AND you can just drive off when you're losing
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Rob D 2 years ago
She either has a great sense of humor and is hilarious and awesome. Or a 100% Karen.
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
I remember as a tech, seeing this guys computer and his home screen and desktop pictures where of himself. I was like "well ain't he purdy".
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Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 2 years ago
I love it when I scroll through here because at first it looks normal and then behold... the wheels
Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them) 2 years ago
'Yeehaw'ing away from my problems will be so much fun and easier with these. Where's the cheapest place to get these?
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Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 years ago
ok, wth, i too am from Palatine IL!! i moved to MN, and had to quit telling people that i was from Chicago, because they thought i was with the mob.......
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ifound_acoolfrog 2 years ago
those sticky hands always got dirty and either broke or got stuck to the ceiling
Tiffany sanders 2 years ago
And left a little greasy stain when they finally fell off of the ceiling
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Isabel Care 2 years ago
My mum got me socks like that in 1977, the elastic was still fine in 2022. I gave them to a friend that liked them. Now I'm lucky if sock elastic lasts a year (I have loads of pairs so they don't tend to get worn through)
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Lavern Defazio 2 years ago
Ahhh, he looks like he tastes of Doritos, bud light beer, cigarettes and day old vomit.
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ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago
Is this saying misogynists have mommy issues? it is probably right.
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Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
U can buy termites btw. Formosan Termites, AKA Super Termites are the most destructive btw if u want to use them for this purpose :3
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Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them) 2 years ago
Is it related to the 'Would you still love me if I was a worm?'
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
"Would you still love me if I was a worm" except she actually became a worm and the security guard was emotional seeing the guy's unconditional love
Load More Replies... Crybabyartist 2 years ago
Would you love me if I were a worm is stupid, the question is: would you still love my ifI lost my legs in a car accident that burned the rest of my body and scarred me for life and burned all my fingers off and my hair would never grow back.. at least that's realistic.
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Dragon mama 2 years ago
I think it's about getting only the blue thumbs up in response, as opposed to the laughing face
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Crybabyartist 2 years ago
Sometimes you needa' break up yer sh*t, so the toilet don't choke on it though... that's a thing.
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Lavern Defazio 2 years ago
Im an olderish guy and i feel this one deep down. Im just a girl in the world.
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
I'm not trying to save money, I'm trying to spend money, but I don't have any.
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