Living with roommates has become the norm for many people, as house prices rise, and living alone just doesn't make financial sense anymore. Depending on your personality, it can either be a joy of shared fun, food, and life experiences, or a nightmare of unwashed dishes, bad smells and breached house rules.

Either way, the potential for some funny stories is ridiculously high. Jimmy Fallon has identified this and asked his viewers to send in their weirdest cohabitation stories, with predictably hilarious results.

From snail movers to underwear recyclers, this list full of weird people and their incredible stories compiled by Bored Panda will make you laugh, cry and cringe. Scroll down below to check the best tweets for yourself, and feel free to share your own stories on living together with someone in the comments!

 
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Kanishka Rajawansha
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4 years ago

Awww..

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Charlotte Brine
Community Member
4 years ago

I would like to request more information about this story (Well specificly more information about chicken diapers to be honest)

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Juana
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4 years ago

That's really sweet

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Daria B
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4 years ago

Sounds like Bruce Lee. He was part German.

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Jason Doakes
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4 years ago

because with great power, comes great responsibility

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LittleGrayMouse
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4 years ago

What a terrible roommate you have!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

First question comes to my mind - How do you dislocate someone else Knee?

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

Not a very good start!

birdhouse
Community Member
4 years ago

That my friend, is what we call a red flag. In fact this would be 2 of them!

Robert Morson
Community Member
4 years ago

This guy is clearly setting himself up to use the insanity defense after killing you.

glowworm2
Community Member
4 years ago

Sounds like the beginning of a horror movie.

Desiree Cretan
Community Member
4 years ago

If I were you I'll sleep with holy water, a crucifix and bible! standard exorcism kit

therealpixie
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd push my bed right out into the hall!

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

nice ice breaker

My O My
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, was he?

Aud Wey
Community Member
4 years ago

I love this one!!! I mean, I love I am not at your place at this moment!! :)

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

NOPE! GTFO! Even if it is just a really clever way to get you to leave, NOT WORTH IT!

Wolfie
Community Member
3 years ago

I have no words

Elina Alen
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHAHAHA I'm rly sry

Joseph Harold
Community Member
4 years ago

But now you have more room for activities

Chris Floerke
Community Member
4 years ago

So much more room for activities!

Julie Lynn
Community Member
4 years ago

I am cracking up and scared all at the same time! Bhawwwww!

Patricia Ross
Community Member
4 years ago

"Sorry to hear that man" as I'm shoving his bed back over to the other side of the room with my feet.

A.R.
Community Member
4 years ago

Umm why would u agree to putting the beds together in the first place? Big red flag right there!

Danny Waller
Community Member
4 years ago

Proper Answer "You too? So are all of us"

Michelle Dodson
Community Member
4 years ago

I just spit my coffee reading this. Made my morning.

Jenny Jozwiak
Community Member
4 years ago

Creepers....

Joseph Kuhlman
Community Member
2 years ago

Run. Run and NEVER look back. Even more so if he starts ACTING possessed

Nayeli Ortiz
Community Member
3 years ago

Well was he?

David KH Wong
Community Member
4 years ago

Build a wall between the beds. No. Build a wall around his bed.

Rebecca Weeks
Community Member
4 years ago

Run and never look back!

MammaG
Community Member
4 years ago

No such thing.

Jace
Community Member
4 years ago

Problem is, people believe in that shit.

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Debbie
Community Member
4 years ago

Yikes!

Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, that's an odd come on.

MBZ MetalsmithArtist
Community Member
4 years ago

He was trying to make you move out!

Panda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

'Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket.'

SnowyLynx
Community Member
4 years ago

So he isn't doing well in the gay business

Marice Ogrimen
Community Member
4 years ago

Have a bottle of Holy Water in between your beds so you can act fast.

Jace
Community Member
4 years ago

Someone needs a mommy... and a better childhood.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

I was ok till I read "HE" was!

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Symbole Simple
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow! They kept his roommate for 17 years!

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#11

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Kanishka Rajawansha
Community Member
4 years ago

I would do the same

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#12

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Hikari
Community Member
4 years ago

That actually looks kind of fun

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TC
Community Member
4 years ago

I like this one.

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BusLady
Community Member
4 years ago

I think you were the winner here

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Charlotte Brine
Community Member
4 years ago

Stealing a James Veitch joke. Poor form. https://youtu.be/f5d8pVg3Qtg

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birdhouse
Community Member
4 years ago

30 a day? Lucky it wasn't coming out as a solid.

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

Run. Run. Run.

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#18

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Alia G.
Community Member
4 years ago

Dear lord... I was really disturbed until I realized it’s just her son... Lmao

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

I see --- 1. Dedication. 2. Weird Talent 3. Very patient roommate.

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TC
Community Member
4 years ago

Why not use gloves instead..?

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#21

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Stef Bollen
Community Member
4 years ago

This is funny

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#22

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Cerys Dunbar
Community Member
4 years ago

😂🤣😂

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#23

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Cece Venticinc
Community Member
4 years ago

Is his name Eugene or does he go by Flinn Rider?

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#24

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Soren Zenner
Community Member
4 years ago

Backing away now...

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#25

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

May be she still lives with you. If you know what I mean.

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Haunting Spirit
Community Member
4 years ago

Seems they are purrfect for eachother.

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birdhouse
Community Member
4 years ago

The perfect flat mate.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

Hell, and I have friends who are crying that they have no partner. Here people are crying for threesome. Good ol' days huh!

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#29

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, you are a keeper sir! Hats off!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

So he left you in "Dark" about it.

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#31

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BusLady
Community Member
4 years ago

"Want them back?" "Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"

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Kanishka Rajawansha
Community Member
4 years ago

Ewwww..

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#33

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

That's awesome!

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#34

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Pamela
Community Member
4 years ago

Woah - we all living in 2018 and he's clearly living in 3018

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May Be
Community Member
4 years ago

You may be the weird roommate.

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO
Community Member
4 years ago

Now he's going to slip on them like a cartoon character.

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Charlotte Brine
Community Member
4 years ago

I feel this guys frustration though. House sharing with human beings who have no concept of the washing up of dirty tableware and kitchen wear is the single most infuriating thing in the world...

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

It happened with me as well once, only my partner response was, I was trying to wake you up by telepathy and then believed it to the core that telepathy actually worked as I woke up.

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logical fallacy
Community Member
4 years ago

My ex bf said something similar to my dad when they met for the first time at a wedding. My dad didn't seem surprised so there's a lot he's not telling me from his time at uni

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#40

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BusLady
Community Member
4 years ago

That's cute

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mbergen
Community Member
4 years ago

I had a roommate who would buy bulk socks He'd wear them for two days, turn them inside out, wear them for two more days then toss them in the garbage.

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birdhouse
Community Member
4 years ago

ummmmmmmm, a fridge maybe?

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

Not bad.

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#44

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BusLady
Community Member
4 years ago

Needs to hook up with the guy who showered with his clothes on. And pray they never have kids

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO
Community Member
4 years ago

I replaced a couple pictures on my Bro's nightstand to my best friend's pics to prank her. She noticed immediatly and stayed in my room for the entire day. She still avoids him.

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Meh. You were just being a good sport.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

I have met many people who like to eat slightly burnt food which get stuck to side/bottom of pans etc. But this is a new level.

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO
Community Member
4 years ago

She has...problems. Get her to talk to a counselor or something.

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TC
Community Member
4 years ago

Well done. What a nasty guy

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TC
Community Member
4 years ago

Achilles was crazy...

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Ah ha ha. Your roommate sounds awesome.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

I so much want to have a conversation with this roommate.

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BusLady
Community Member
4 years ago

So the cops thought you were crazy

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

You should visit Indian hostels for such hacks. Innovation at its best..

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BusLady
Community Member
4 years ago

How long since that fridge was cleaned?

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glowworm2
Community Member
4 years ago

How long did Carlos last until he started to rot?

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Kai Burnstien
Community Member
4 years ago

I always have to have it at an even number as well.... idky

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Jace
Community Member
4 years ago

I agree, Joey M, this is weird. But it's also fucking hilarious too!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

Cheer up girl, it seems you have better wardrobe then her.

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BusLady
Community Member
4 years ago

Good thing you didn't turn to ash. Sounds pretty dangerous

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO
Community Member
4 years ago

I do this. Except with my Mom when we are in the car together.

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BusLady
Community Member
4 years ago

There never was a day 2

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