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Everyone knows that dads are funny, hence the dad jokes, but moms get an entirely different adjective attached to their title. So if dads are hilarious, the mothers are often called savage.
Though commonly the word savage is used to describe someone wild or ill-mannered, it gets a slightly different meaning when talking about moms. With child-bearers, this word means that they are ferocious, smart as whips, and have their own kind of understanding about how funny people should act. These seriously funny moms are never short of savage roasts, served readily at every possible occasion. Though let's admit, it is not always intentional, but even when defeated, moms deliver some hilariously funny fails.
This list, compiled by Bored Panda, celebrates the savageness of moms, shining the best light on the matrons of every family. People are sharing the times they got burned by their sassy mothers or experienced a mom-ly parenting fail; these ladies take no prisoners, and she ain't got no time for your stupid pokemon! Scroll down below to check the ingenious moms and the funny photos accompanying them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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#1
Savage Mom
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#2
Savage Mom
Nadine 7 years ago
If we all went home where our families were originally from, no one would be here except Native Americans.
#3
Savage Mom
Brandon Ruiz 7 years ago
I took my mother to a tea house on Mother's day and both got separate teas. She asked if I could share some of mine. I said "You shared your womb for 9 months, so, yeah you can have some of my tea." The patrons and my brother about died.
#4
Cause "Ain't Nobody Help"
love life you only live once 7 years ago (edited)
she did the work she get the credit for all of that good looking food!!!!! And they missed a kid his head is in the pic his head didn't do the work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5
Savage Mom
2WheelTravlr 7 years ago
"Her graduation picture came out better than yours" oooooooh mom burn!
#6
My Mom, Ladies And Gentlemen
Vicky Zar 7 years ago
I'm sure it was a joke. I would totally do that AND I would lough if my kid did that
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Zoltán Almási 6 years ago
Yea my kids send texts like that, no more Christmas for life man, disrespect is ultimate failure in family
#7
Savage Mom
Jean van der Merwe 7 years ago
I think she just did your future partner a huge favourite! Go Mama go!
love life you only live once 7 years ago
well you where supposed to take it out so i don't blame her
Jill Bussey 2 years ago
Why would anyone pay to ship a box of trash? There must be a better way of teaching them a lesson.
#8
Savage Level Over 9000
#9
Madlads Parents
#10
Best Mom Ever
Christophe Beunens 7 years ago
In a strange way this is true. If unvaccinated you might die from something trivial like the measels, but with vaccines you might actually survive, and reach adulthood.
Being_Cori 7 years ago
its true - useless adults - but adults - we need to have a vaccination that helps adults use common sense
#11
Savage Mom
BlackestDawn 7 years ago
I agree, though for me it's mostly due to the lighting. The daughter looks overexposed.
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Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
I hope they have that kind of a relationship and that the mom isn't one of those people who tries to be prettier, cuter, and just more popular than her daughter... my best friends step mom is that way to her daughter and it makes her daughter feel like c**p all the time.
Enomfon Asuquo 7 years ago
That reminds of Regina George and her mom in Mean Girls
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#12
Mom Roast
#13
Savage Mom
#14
"Autocorrect"
karinagoldfish 7 years ago
i really wanted to see that movie but i never got to! :'( is it good?
#15
Savage Mom
Carol Emory 7 years ago
Oh well...F*** it, they're part of the exhibit now. C'mon honey. Let's get started on their replacements.
Kerolos Saleib 7 years ago
My favorite thread. I'm dead. I worship the ground you walk on mama ...ya hear murl
#16
Savage Mom
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
I thought that kind of "mum, mum, mum" was reserved for young kids. Now I realised it seems it will never end :'(
Beth Arriaga 7 years ago
It. Never. Ends. I get daily texts like this and mine are married with their own kiddos. I can't wait for their kids to start talking. Then texting ...
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Donna Cheung 7 years ago
After my toddler does that (talk instead of text though) 2 million times, sometimes I get a bit annoyed. But then I remember no matter how much I call, nobody will answer me anymore (my mum has passed away), and I always hurry and respond to her.
Just saying 7 years ago
My son's ringtone was "Mom, mom, momma, mommy, momma, mom" of Stewie of the Family Guy. He was 27 when he finally heard it. He was genuinely hurt, lol.
Tracy Wolfe 7 years ago
Yep, needs to call out my mother’s name to get her attention. ‘Mom” doesn’t work.🤨
Rob Williams 7 years ago
In this house it is... Text Text Text Ring Ring house Text me Text me Ring me
Louise Brigance 7 years ago
After putting up with endless mom, mom, mom I would resort to telling my kids call me by my name...not mom.
#17
Savage Mom
MBZ MetalsmithArtist 7 years ago
So, you mark out your name on everything...except that Twitter addy. oops
Luisa Vasconcelos 7 years ago
My exactly thought . You just took the words out of my mouth. Don't understand why your post was dawnvoted.
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Mom Is Savage AF
Emma Langowski 7 years ago
Ok funny story, so one day my dad and I were at a fabric store and I was walking up and down the aisles and I walked past a mirror and my reflection scared me. I later told my dad and he said that everyone is scared of my reflection. :( :)
#19
Savage Mom
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
Hallowe'en for kids - "My costume has to be cool." Hallowe'en for club 18-30 - "My costume has to be sexy." Hallowe'en for 30-45 - "You said I should dress up so it doesn't look weird when I take the kids trick-or-treating. You didn't say anything about not being allowed to wear glasses and a turtleneck, and go as Steve Jobs." "That's how you always dress, Darren."
Kathleen Pearlman 2 years ago
I actually saw a dad that looked exactly like Jobs, but I didn't say anything...His son was an unmasked Iron Man.
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Sherry Willis 6 years ago
All these costumes need to be rethought! Not one of them would leave my house!
#20
Deactivating
Dixon's Mama 7 years ago
Considering over 75,000 people commented, I have a feeling she has more than 7 followers lol
#21
Savage Mom
Enuya 7 years ago
Your mother must be a brave woman, being with so many vampires in one room. (most sources say they are not visible on the photos)
Stylishsidewaysbird 2 years ago
I know these are supposed to be funny but I’m really seeing passive aggressive parents. Can you imagine being told by your parent that no one would want you as a partner?
Tracy Wolfe 7 years ago
Text me, I’ll allow you to buy me dinner. And willing to sit in one of those chairs for a retake.
#22
Savage Mom
Jon Chevalier 7 years ago
I was born fair or maybe red in the face... no.... actually blue.. any way now it's all blotchy. and I'm only 75.. sigh. there is always a variety with fair skinned people.
ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl 7 years ago
I was born really dark.. then I became light like a waffle cone.
Chris Mugea 7 years ago
I think she means that he doesn't do as good of a job at bathing himself as his mom did at bathing him.
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#23
Savage Mom
Cassie 7 years ago
Seriously, I wouldn't be buying the little jerk anything. He can buy his own products if that's how he wants to be.
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FABULOUS1 7 years ago
Every year i find something Justin Bieber to put in my 28 year old sons stocking.
Anggi Pangastuti 7 years ago
If my kids ever talked to me like that, they will be out of our family book..
Carole Reid 7 years ago
The only thing he would get from me is his a*s up between his shoulders.
#24
When Your Mom Roasts You
Person2638 7 years ago
I read this book. I think it was written by some kindergarteners. Inside was stuff like "don't pick your nose," "shower every day," "give her flowers," and cute stuff like that. It was adorable!
#25
Damn Mom Chill
love life you only live once 7 years ago
what if the mom roasts Elle too??????????????????????????
#26
Thanks Mom
Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
Why so harsh to your kids egos? I Don't get it. Coming back with whitty response is one thing, but just being down right rude is another.
#27
My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement
Chris 7 years ago (edited)
if shes old enough to (legally) go to a bar,she has money to get a new phone,she is 21+,mom won't be around forever Edit:Okay if she is in collage,she would have some money set aside,I get collage is a lot of money,but going to a bar proves she has extra money,If it was in a place people go to everyday(walmart,for example) my phone doesn't have a password but my contact for my family and some of my friends has numbers,emails and addresses and depending when this happened you can do "find my phone" unless it was turned off and you could check the bar
MoodyBlue 7 years ago (edited)
I sincerely hope that you are not in "collage" yet.
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Cody Eriksen 7 years ago
I had that exact phone!! Same color, too..... and scratches......, wait..
Mika Launonen 2 years ago
Really hate that tjose button phones got phased out in favor of smsrtphones
Eva Zaqqum 6 years ago
Little spoiled brat lost her phone at the bar and asked her mother for replacement?! O_o :D :D
Donald Holder 7 years ago (edited)
I don't care how old they are, they've got to learn responsibly at some point in time. If drinking makes them forgetful enough to lose a 6 or 700 +dollar phone. Then it's there responsibly to pay for the replacement. Even if covered by insurance, the deductible is their earned reward for neglecting to take care of their things.
#28
Excuuuuuse Me
Louise Brigance 7 years ago
Most kids conveniently forget how much gets done for them by parents. Or even just Mom.
Jill Stevenson 7 years ago
my parents never did buy me my first car, I had to save up money, and then pay for my insurance too. 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme (when I was 17 in 2001).
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Well, technology he was right. They bought him his first truck. Not a car. But still, another post by someone just to get attention. Kudos to Mom. I'm proud to say my parents bought me my first car as a junior in high school because I had excellent grades. It was a privilege.
#29
Roast Of The Year
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
I love that she cracked herself up so much and made sure they knew it too
Naomi Armitage 7 years ago
Anyone else a little weirded out when Mom's make references to their kids' private parts in public, especially in a joking manner? Or am I just a super-prude?
#30
Oh Snap
#31
Savage Mom
Enuya 7 years ago
I'm the only one who doesn't find those "find-a-girlfriend" jokes funny? I understand that parents want us to have great personal life but having gf/bf really isn't the most important thing in life. You can feel satisfied and happy without being in a relationship. There are other ways to be happy. (And no, I don't say this because I'm lonely and bitter - I have a boyfriend but having him isn't a whole point of my life.)
love life you only live once 7 years ago
ha ha but what if I don't want to????????????????????
#32
Savage Mom
#33
Girl Says She Hasn’t Had A Day Off In Weeks, Her Own Mom Calls Her Out For Just Taking A Week Long Trip To Disney World
SandaPanda 7 years ago
My thoughts exactly xD Maybe I shouldn't watch shows like that.. Makes me paranoid
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Parmeisan 7 years ago
I feel that, actually. I never travel on my days off because I just end up more tired than I started AND it costs money. "Vacation" like that can be great and all but it does not count as a "day off to myself".
Lady Lava 2 years ago
I don't understand why you're downvoted, here's an upvote from me! I find this relatable, my best me-time is just me, home alone, doing stuff I enjoy. I also like going on vacation, but that's family time. Fun, but also tiring.
Load More Replies... love life you only live once 7 years ago
well it is you are getting weirded out by all of these people dressed up as cartoon characters so.......................
#34
Mom Is A Savage
#35
Savage Mom
Rose Brien Harrington 6 years ago
II used to phone my mother and start the call with "Hi Mam" and she would often say "Who's that?" to which I would usually reply with "Mam, I'm an only child, who the hell do you think it is?"
#36
Savage Mom
Not Quite Infinity 7 years ago
They're not gonna use it for the reason you think they're going to use it for ;)
love life you only live once 7 years ago
wait did this person say you right does this mean that mom was telling the truth?????????????
#37
Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive
Hafsa Khan 5 years ago
First thing I don’t get why you’re messaging “ I’m alive “ to your mother when you have only 2 percentage of charging.
#38
Savage Mom
mcsa student 6 years ago
hahahahhaha yeah sure thats a good way to get a black eye
Load More Replies... MBZ MetalsmithArtist 7 years ago
Ok I actually had to look up that term. Never heard it before. Getting old...
Person2638 7 years ago
Not trying to be mean or anything, but I feel like thot is kind of a derogatory and mean term. I don't know what relationship that mom and daughter share (maybe they're more like friends now), but if my mom called me a thot for wearing a bikini, I would be pretty upset.
Meredith Hall 7 years ago
It's supposed to sound mean and hurtful. That was the whole point. She knows what it means, she's teasing her daughters. It isn't unheard of. People need to stop getting so deep with these posts. They are supposed to be comical. And you have no idea what the dynamic is between family members at home. They could razz each other all the time, yes? Let it go.
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#39
She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It
Donald Holder 7 years ago
Why is she up till 4 am and texting. Just turn off your ringer if you're planning on sleeping in.
#40
That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage
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Kiahna 7 years ago
These mums aren't savage. They're a******s. Why would they speak to their own child like that?
Mariana Brscan 7 years ago
Some moms and their kids are close enough to talk to each other using "insults" just because it´s funny, they dont mean it =)
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Abby Rexroth 7 years ago
I've never laughed so much as I did reading this post!!! Gotta read these to my mom!!! An 85 year old badass herself!!!
Luisa Vasconcelos 7 years ago
Mothers and kids please think very well about what you want to say to each other,even as a joke.My Mom and sisters used to roast each other and was a lot of fun,kind of 'our thing'. One day my Mom confessed that when sometimes she felt a bit down, all the things we told her as a joke came to her mind having negative effect and I felt exactly the same way. I know my English it's not perfect but hope I made myself clear. Lots of love 💚
Candy Sheppard 7 years ago
my mom told a sister "best part of you ran down your daddys leg" SHUT her up
Nikki D 7 years ago
I just turned 30 and my mom asked me if I had considered freezing my eggs! She also recommended I start using wrinkle cream on my "aging skin". True or not, it felt pretty savage.
Amy Anderson 7 years ago
Mom is right. I'm 73 and can pass for late 50s. I have been using wrinkle cream since my 30s. DO IT!
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Sodom 6 years ago
When my dog was alive, i hung him once before a store, cause i wanted to buy a roll fast. When i came out, my dog was gone. FML i never had this panic again. Since i didnt have a phone, i went everywhere to find him. My thought: s**t wheres my dog + s**t how do i tell my parents ?? I never felt this shady again. When i came home, my dog barked to say hello -.- mum meant: you know that we eat now and that i told you, to not eat before. Thanks mum ...
Kiahna 7 years ago
These mums aren't savage. They're a******s. Why would they speak to their own child like that?
Mariana Brscan 7 years ago
Some moms and their kids are close enough to talk to each other using "insults" just because it´s funny, they dont mean it =)
Load More Replies... Abby Rexroth 7 years ago
I've never laughed so much as I did reading this post!!! Gotta read these to my mom!!! An 85 year old badass herself!!!
Luisa Vasconcelos 7 years ago
Mothers and kids please think very well about what you want to say to each other,even as a joke.My Mom and sisters used to roast each other and was a lot of fun,kind of 'our thing'. One day my Mom confessed that when sometimes she felt a bit down, all the things we told her as a joke came to her mind having negative effect and I felt exactly the same way. I know my English it's not perfect but hope I made myself clear. Lots of love 💚
Candy Sheppard 7 years ago
my mom told a sister "best part of you ran down your daddys leg" SHUT her up
Nikki D 7 years ago
I just turned 30 and my mom asked me if I had considered freezing my eggs! She also recommended I start using wrinkle cream on my "aging skin". True or not, it felt pretty savage.
Amy Anderson 7 years ago
Mom is right. I'm 73 and can pass for late 50s. I have been using wrinkle cream since my 30s. DO IT!
Load More Replies... Sodom 6 years ago
When my dog was alive, i hung him once before a store, cause i wanted to buy a roll fast. When i came out, my dog was gone. FML i never had this panic again. Since i didnt have a phone, i went everywhere to find him. My thought: s**t wheres my dog + s**t how do i tell my parents ?? I never felt this shady again. When i came home, my dog barked to say hello -.- mum meant: you know that we eat now and that i told you, to not eat before. Thanks mum ...
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