61 Of The Funniest Texts From Moms Ever

Burn!

I actually laughed out loud reading this. That's hilarious.

This is genius

All singles so they really got to clean everything to find it all

hi

I'd just go buy my own food idc about just 100...now hide a grand I might pick up a few things lol

Possibly not to both of those questions. We were way out in the country, my 14 year old not old enough to to drive alone.

Mom just be going shopping

Hi

if i ever have kids . im using this

And will stop cleaning as soon as they do, lol! Good try, Mom.

Imagine there being no money XD

I need me a freak like that

Hahahaha my room is clean

hehe

*wink, wink*

love it

Never sall that comming

Savage 😈😈😈

i dont want 100 dollars mom i want a ps4

genius !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish my mom would do that

but when if he or she never finds it

By

Buy

Ffffcf

loophole mom

i would have looked in the dumbest place a adult could hide it

Lol, clever

This is great! LOL

Plot Twist: It's actually in the back of the silverware drawer. Everyone knows the kids is going to tear their room apart looking for money before they bother cleaning it lol

Instead, leave a note "Sucker.." Double genius.

haha :-D that's actually a way to clean our room by ourselves. moms are real genius. :)

Nope, had it happen to me!!! My mom left me at the mall. I had to wait until she got home to call.

Ahh, I'll reuse this if my curious daughter asks! 😃

Positive mom

The cat should know that safe sex is a good thing, especially since the cat probably isn't ready to be a grandmother.

"the google" :D

My mom exactly

both are good

:)

My mom was typing question mark, as it was easier and faster to write, then to find😁😍

Mix those 2 phrases

Heh, she really did use it correctly. I bet she always just does it until she uses it correctly

This one made me LOL

And clever.

I wouldn't sleep to deep with a mom like that

That's a clue you need to start lookin'.

alien getting on a ship :D

Mom. You. Pervert.

roflsnort!

This one is EPIC!! 😀😀😀😀😁😁😁

LMBO This is my favorite 😹😹😹😹

Ice cream = love

haha when my mother started to use emoticons in text messages, her friends though like for half year that her phone is broken and just randomly sending weird symbols :D

Shots fired.