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Mothers have to deal with a lot in their lives, and their superpowers are highly underrated. Until you become a mother yourself, it’s hard to understand and appreciate the emotional rollercoaster of raising kids, managing everyone’s lives, and keeping up with the house chores.
 
With the number of things moms are juggling, we can’t blame them if their patience runs short or if they’re squeezing in some extra me-time. Rather often, out of everyone in the household, mums deserve a break the most.
 
We hope this list of relatable mom memes offers our beloved mothers relief and puts a smile back on their tireless faces. Scroll through our collection of comical mom’s life moments, and let’s come together to honor all the fantastic supermoms.

#1

“Sell Him On Etsy!”

Text exchange between moms joking about selling a kid on eBay versus Etsy, highlighting funny mom memes.

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Dibbo Sadhukhan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dont be absurd my kid isnt a unique gift

Lyrica Silvan
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got some burn cream? Your kid's gonna need it. XD

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Hassini
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took 9 months to make this...? IT'S WORTH $10,000!!

Carole Flynn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can do that??? Mine are 36 and 40 so it's probably to late.

Matt Richardson
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me laugh for a few minutes. I think I will reference this forever.

Sel Bonda
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"If your kid is saleable, he's worth the salt! You go get hold of a shrink, lady"

NOELLE LOTT
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sell him🥺 but i will miss my son

SnowMercy
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooohh I've already tried that! Long story short, they aren't cute enough. Ebay it is!

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    #2

    Silent Treatment

    Man smirking while holding a drink, captioned with a humorous mom meme about kids giving silent treatment.

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    Lola
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would threaten my parents by telling them I will move out from maybe 5. My mom’s response always was, “I’ll help you pack”.

    Von
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't relate. Lol. This doesn't happen in black households. Kids don't "threaten" their moms with anything, and if she asks something, you better believe she better get a prompt answer! Lmao!!

    Debbie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, bless you for that!

    Lyrica Silvan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh no..." -snorts- "Whatever will I-" -coughs to cover a laugh- "do if you do that?"

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted to ask my kids after they threatened to never speak to me again, "Promise?" But I didn't do it cause it would have spoiled at least five minutes of peace.

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    #3

    Lead By Example

    Mom meme about being a bad example for other kids, highlighting humorous parent-child dynamics.

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    Vero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? You're no completely useless, you can be use as a bad example

    Stay-at-Home Moms Could Be Earning Thousands

    According to 2018 research by Beike Biotechnology, a center that does societal and stem cell studies, a stay-at-home mom with four children is estimated to be continuously working the equivalent of 26 years (1). The research group conducted this study using statistical data, salary metrics, and time estimates for each job of motherhood across various countries. 

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    The study then projected the commercial value of the usual tasks performed by stay-at-home mothers, like cooking, cleaning, shopping, laundry, and general home management tasks, putting a value on each role versus the projected number of hours. 

    If moms were paid for these tasks, they should be raking in substantial salaries. For instance, a stay-at-home mom would take home between USD 5,300 and USD 5,900 in Switzerland.

    In a recent study, four US cities were ranked among the top 10 cities where stay-at-home moms would earn the highest salaries if paid for all their work. These cities are San Francisco, Washington DC, New York, and Los Angeles, with potential earnings of up to USD 5,400.

    #4

    Taking A Picture Of Your Kid

    Funny mom meme featuring nine humorous skater expressions, labeled "When you ask your kid to smile for a picture."

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    Sam W.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why photography should be avoided around ice skating...

    Stefano Aprea
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, try to google "divers funny face" then, lol :) http://prntscr.com/m0qd2s

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    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister-in-law to her 5yo this christmas: well smiled honey!

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I thought that was snot in the bottom left picture!

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to take a picture of my kids and nephews during a baptism few weeks ago: 4 kids, 32 pics, not a single nice one. I wasn't ever trying for a pic where everyone was smiling, just a pic where no one was making this kind of face. I failed.

    Evangeline Cairns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my baby brother will not smile no matter what. its mostly sticking his tongue out

    Von
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That center one is PRICELESS!!!! Lmao!!! ~Omg!HAHAHAHSNORT~!!!

    Oscar Otherside
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Evgeni Plushenko (top left and right)! One of the best figure skaters ever :)

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    #5

    Candy Alert

    Owls looking surprised, illustrating a funny mom meme about the sound of a candy wrapper grabbing kids' attention.

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    Cody Eriksen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or my dogs when I open the cheese drawer... they are my kids.... my husband comes running, too

    Ang.stl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything in Saran Wrap or a ziplock bag. She comes running as fast as she possibly can!!!

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    JustABobcat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just hear them asking "Mine?" like the seagulls in Finding Nemo.

    Ian Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whip cream can attracts my daughter AND my dog.

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And none of them were in the same room when you went to open the candy.

    Леда Ледда
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I realized I had left the gas station without my daughter - open the chocolate and no one asks what is this sound, so I turn around quickly and get my kid ....

    Nakia Simmons
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it was like trying to hide from mini- Predators. My kids could sense the presence of candy & track me down, no matter where I was hiding.

    Kelly Horrigan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL - my dad tried to open a nestle bar on a camping trip- Hilarity ensued!

    Jim Hunt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also "special sound from opening cat-food can". Cats:

    Debbie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    opening the fridge when you have a dog

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    Why Moms Carry Their Kids on the Left

    According to Abigail Tucker (Smithsonian Magazine, 2021), whether a mom is left or right-handed, they would still cradle their babies on the left side of their body, especially in the early months (2). 

    The left-handed bias is due to the human brain’s lopsided layout: sensory information on the left side of the body is processed on the right side of the brain, where emotions are processed. 

    A 2018 study published in Biology Letters Journal demonstrated that holding and observing the baby on the left may help transmit social information to the right side more efficiently (3). Babies also prefer to keep their mother on the left side, which makes the exchange of information and emotional connection more convenient. 

    #6

    Dealing with Picky Eaters

    Beast yelling meme about kids not eating, capturing the humor moms experience.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom: What do you want for lunch? Kid: Mac and cheese! 15 minutes later, Mom sets plate on table. Kid: Nooooo!!!!! I want hot dogs!!!

    Elvira Kreft
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you then make a sandwich fore them

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sums up. Food is so horrible, it aint palatable, mom!

    Denise von Do'Urden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when they ask for a snack 5 minutes later after the table is clear and they didn’t ate one bite of their dinner

    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom never made me eat anything. Did not offer an alternative, either.

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't feel a thing but my kids will because they won't get any food or treat until their NEXT meal worked for me and my 2 kids.

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Hell No. All I need to do is to take the Slippers or my trouser Belt and put it on the table... All the food will automatically disappear from the plate within minutes and they send a confirmation message, "Dad, see I have finished my meal. You can wear the slippers now". Works like charm. You should try it.

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    #7

    Goal: “Sleep Like My Husband”

    Mom meme with a cartoon woman holding a baby, text reads, "I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I just want to sleep like my husband."

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty sexist actually. There are parents out there where they guy awakes quicker if the baby screams. No reason to ridicule them.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't ridicule the men that do their father job, just the one that leave all the job to their wife. This sadly just refers to 80% of the couples at my kids school. This is still a prevalent model and this model should definitivly be a joke

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    Charmienne Lundgren
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is only the dad getting sleep? All parents to the kid should help out equally.

    Delph Danek
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From six month to his now 4 year, I'm wakeing to my boy everytime he need and let my wife sleep. His whisper can wake me up 2 rooms (with open doors) aside...

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleeping with your husband can be like sleeping with a baby if he snores.

    Amanda Lyke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this!!! My husband will not wake to a bomb going off

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    “Mommy Brain” is a Real Phenomenon

    When mothers feel forgetful, it’s due to a biological reason known as “mommy brain.” A study published in the Nature Neuroscience Journal in 2016 found that mothers experience a reduction in gray matter during pregnancy, and these changes can last for at least two years (4).

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    However, losing gray matter during pregnancy may have some benefits. Research has revealed that the brain regions involved in processing and responding to social signals may become more efficient during pregnancy. 

    In fact, women who experienced the most significant decrease in gray matter performed better on a standard assessment of maternal attachment to their children. This indicates that the areas of the brain responsible for a mother’s interaction with her child become more active.

    #8

    Regretting That You Taught Them to Say “Mom”

    Funny mom meme with contrasting reactions from excitement to exasperation.

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    William Teach
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually about 10 minutes later

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly the funniest and most relatable comment I have ever read on Bored Panda - and that is saying something. 😂

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    Debster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is 11 and still has to say mom at least 5 times in a row even though I've already answered him and staring him down.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is 13... I wonder if she'll stop doing this when she has her own kids :D

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son said "Da da da" all day long. Me: "Say ma ma" Didnt know what I was getting into. Lol

    Han
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cos Motherrrrr knows best ... Anyone else singing along?

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    #9

    Clueless Mom

    Mom meme with a confused woman shrugging, responding to a kid's question about toy dinosaurs and tractors.

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids didn't know batteries could be replaced until the oldest hit double digits in age. XD

    Dibbo Sadhukhan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you sucked up all the sound now make them yourself

    Lyrica Silvan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad thing is, my nephew (who is 3) already knows how to use screwdrivers to take the batteries out of his own toys. We have to hide the tools from him, otherwise he'll sit there and unscrew all his toys and take the batteries out. And then cry when they don't work. Because he knows how to get the batteries OUT, but he can't quite figure out how to put them back in properly.

    Amanda Ford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who had a son like this, except he did know how to put them in. He would transfer batteries between toys constantly, steal them from other electronics around the house for his toys, and more. The best way to get him to do something was to bribe him with batteries.

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    Lola
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahah love this. Every parent is guilty of this.

    Lara L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The battery is empty and i don't have the screwdriver to get to them/ the market hadn't had any"

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't tell them the last part. or that you secretly removed the battery when you distracted them with snacks.

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    Ildiko Okido
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago (I think it was his third birthday) we gave our youngest son a kid’s piano/synthesizer and we put the batteries on top of it, because I didn’t want to open the packaging to put them in the device. The first thing he yelled when he opened the present was: “Waaaaauwww, BATTERIES!!!”

    Marie Watkins Crocker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother-in-law always gave my boys toys that made annoying noises. When his turn came around, vengeance was mine.

    Ginger Shows
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little way back in the sixties I had a doll called Tiny Tears, you gave her a baby bottle with like an ounce of water and she cried tears. Well my mom didn't want spots on the furniture so she never put water in mine. I never knew until she told me after I was an adult.

    Olivia Matovich
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my mom stopped putting batteries in cause my sister ate them once out of a helicopter bath toy and we had to call poison control and then we had to go to the hospital...true story!

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    Pregnancy May Actually Be Contagious

    A 2014 study published in the Advanced Life Course Research Journal analyzed the pregnancy timing of more than 30,000 German women and found that pregnancy spreads in workplaces (5). In the year after a colleague had a baby, there was an uptick in first pregnancies among colleagues. 

    Similar research published in the Demography Journal 2010 showed the same trend followed by families (6). A Norwegian study involving over 110,000 sibling pairs demonstrated that siblings significantly influence each other’s decision to get pregnant, particularly during their first pregnancies.

    #10

    That Sly Photographer

    Man disguised as a swan in a pond as part of a funny mom meme about stealthily taking kids' pictures.

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    Gryffindor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would very much like to know the context of this image...

    Rachel Hutton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a nature photographer hahaha. They come up with some pretty creative disguises to get a great shot

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son loved to see the flash go off for some reason. This was pre cell phone days. He didn't know I was taking a pic.

    Karynne Williams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we created these posing monsters. I catch my nieces posing in front of my phone when I am just scrolling through instagram with no intention of taking a photo.

    Kim Epps
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or trying to take pictures of the dogs...

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of wetting your bottom, why not take snaps when your kids are sleepin,?! ;-)

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    #11

    An Extra Kid—“Why Not?”

    Mom meme: A mother holding two babies humorously responds to a question about twins.

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    Lara L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this question a lot with a short 4- year old and a tall 3- year old

    S Bagci
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger brother and I are two years apart but when we were little people always thought we were twins because we looked alike and were the same height.

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    Dani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I am 12 with a twin sister. One time someone asked me if my parents could tell us apart. Like, no, the people who raised me cannot tell me apart from the other child they raised. We also are really short so people sometimes ask us if we are triplets with our average height brother 😰

    Shorty65
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a twin too and every time a kid asks me if me and my twin are twins we just say that I bumped into her and now I live with her cos why not

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    Majken Nielsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Thats not even the worst one... People kept asking my if they were “Home-made” and if I was breastfeeding!! As if that was any of their business!!

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah- i had them almost 2.5 years apart

    Kylie B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kids start crying when i say that

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    #12

    Finding Your Leftover Coffee

    Funny mom meme about reheating forgotten coffee in a yellow mug inside a microwave.

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    diane a
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you take a moment to decide if the milk would have gone off before zapping it. PS I dont even have kids.

    DearOptimists
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used a thermo mug around the house when the kids were smaller to avoid this. Works like a charm :)

    Amanda Ford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the hardest time finding a thermo mug that doesn't have metal for those few times it still gets cold, or at least too cold for me. What kind did you have?

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    Vikki Stefans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh and how many times must a momma reheat, her coffee before she can drink? the answer, my friend, is not one or two, but much more like twelve or thirteen!

    Laurelei Dudley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to me yesterday.

    Jane Alexander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's all grown, doesn't live here and I still do that.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, the story of life when my kids are on hollidays....

    Kayla Segress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lolz i dont have kids either im 11

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    #13

    That Baby’s The Bomb

    Two people in b**b suits humorously mimic parenting challenge, echoing funny mom memes theme.

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    Maria Kumar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has literally just happened to me. Baby finished his milk and is sleeping on his nursing cushion so am just waiting to make sure he's fully asleep before making the transfer over into his cot.

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever held a sleeping baby until they woke up? I know we usually don't have that kind of time, but if you get the chance to do it once, do it.

    Amanda Ford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many times. I should have been doing so many other things, but she was just so sweet! And I didn't want to disturb her. And those things could wait anyways. And now that she's nearly 12 (!) I'm so happy I had blessed to be a SAHM for so many years.

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    KCN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, when they fell asleep in the car, I just moved the car seat into the crib and turned off the light.

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand why and I do not judge, but, just out of curiosity... do you know that this is quite unhealthy? A car seat is supposed to be for short time use. They are for safety in a car. In other situations and used excessively they can damage the back of your child. They force it in an unnatural position are are the opposite of adaptable.

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    Pattie Kelly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you move them to the crib. When they are satisfied they fall asleep where they feel comfortable why move them? DUH!

    John Kamau
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of the "Self-debate" is how you could possibly bring the crib to the baby to avoid waking her up. At some point, you just let her sleep for like an hour in your arm to guarantee she is asleep... then, just when you have lied to yourself enough that the kid is in deep space and its time to move... "Ngwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

    Just another bot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're afraid that your heart thumping might wake them lol

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    #14

    “Bend the Knee”

    A mother humor meme featuring a determined character with the text, "Bend the Knee," illustrating toddler pajama struggles.

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    Dibbo Sadhukhan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but but i am king in the North

    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may be King of the North, but there's a huge gap in your southern flank. Now, Bend the Knee ... sire.

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    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nurse told me to carefully 'bend up' the big toe and begin to fold the knee, usually it works. You are supposed to say scadoosh while doing it 😉

    Leslie Helen Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bend the knee!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 story of my life!!!

    karinagoldfish
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom picked me up by the pants and shook me into them like a pillowcase

    Sel Bonda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queeny, keep a sword handy and bestow knighthood!

    Lu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Snow: Wassup girlfriend?

    Jalil Isa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That moment a toddler bested Jon

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    #15

    Parenting A Toddler

    Goat in a sweater standing on a capybara, illustrating funny mom meme about parenting toddlers.

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    Dibbo Sadhukhan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE**PUT YOU HANDS AND LEGS ON TOP OF YOUR MOMS HEAD AND START THE PARTY*

    Lyrica Silvan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why take your kids to a jungle gym, when they'd rather climb you instead?

    Von
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmfao!!!! Hahahahaha!!!

    Millicent Morris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me riyt chere with my Uri!!!!!

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH that's mild to a real toddler's antics.

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww Capyvara - never seen one but they sound like VERY huge rats - i like rats

    The Frog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are quite bizarre up close but cute, kinda like a big guinea pig

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    Vilma Filici
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mateus and grandpa (Mateus on top)

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    #16

    Co-Sleeping Conundrum

    Funny mom meme comparing bed space problems to a famous movie scene with two people on a floating door.

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    Samantha Comerford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still can’t forgive Rose for this . Murdering cow 😂

    Jeff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And honestly, with the weight, I'm sure that piece would've sank if Jack got on it too.

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    Carmen Elena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´ll always say there was room for both.

    Luna Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mythbusters proved it was not possible as the weight of both of them wouldve sunk the board however it was plausible but only if the thought to tie the life jacket under the board to keep it floating with both of them on it.

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    snoozy womble
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid once used my actual face as a pillow as I curled up in the tightest corner of a king size bed.

    Han
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs up voting mate ... Still laughing...

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I share a queen size bed with two doggies. Yeah, I know, I spoil them.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one works with cats, too

    Komal Aprajita Pandey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my feelings : one day i'll have my bed all to myself

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids should sleep in their beds. My kids only slept with me when they were sick. There that solves the problem.

    Claire McDonald
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to "diabolical Canadian James Cameron", "there was only room for one smallish woman." (Reference to a TV show)

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cats too. King size bed, husband at work, I’m on the edge of the bed because one of the cats is curled up behind my knees but I don’t move her because I’m an idiot.

    Frank Vuong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the kid takes up all the space on the bed when there should be enough room for mom and dad...i am the dad

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    #17

    “Got Busy Raising Babies”

    Two women looking surprised at a party, humorously dressed in outdated fashion; a mom meme capturing parenthood struggles.

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    Just another bot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that most of your old party dresses don't fit anyway :) oh the regrets

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did the hairstyles in this case.

    Donna Cheung
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After kid #2, none of my old clothes fit. At least... an excuse for a new wardrobe!

    Rosemary English
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a ....few hours out!! but yes this will be me by the time that ever happens!

    Linda Brown
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, every top is a nursing top!

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which one's the "out of style" outfit? its the animal print isnt it?

    Melissa
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    6 years ago

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    #18

    Changes In Taste

    Funny mom meme featuring a confused toddler about eating bananas.

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    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if the kid got sick on the bananas it could easily change their tastes. I hate green beans. I've been told I loved them until I got sick on them.

    Lady Lava
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable. As a kid I once threw up after eating fish sticks (white fish filet in a crunchy jacket), which is typical kids' food in my country. The puking was probably due to a stomach flu coming up, and not the fish stick, but after that I didn't want to eat them for years. Only when I was having a child myself I tried them again, and now I actually like fish sticks!

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    Ildiko Okido
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for bananas and sometimes a pear our youngest son didn’t like fruit when he was a baby/toddler. So I had to give him a banana almost every day and now (11 years old) he doesn’t like them anymore. Typical case of banana overdose...

    Lyrica Silvan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See also: Oh, you only want this because your sibling has it? Okay, cool. Oh, now that you're the one holding it you're going to throw it on the floor because you didn't actually want to eat it? Coooooool.

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the little rotter who wouldn't eat anything except waffles for two weeks and now he gags if you suggest a waffle for dinner.

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just HEAR the noise that kid is making!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. Someone has to say it: Why did you give your kid 3 bananas in one day? 🤔

    Lara L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am like that kid even as an adult.

    Edward Treen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have three cats, and keep quite a variety of cat food in, to try to ensure each will eat what they're given. It ain't easy. Just 'cos they wolfed it down on Monday doesn't mean they'll even touch it on Tuesday...

    Bruce Sinclair
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t tell your mom you like anything!

    Lindsey Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time that happens im like "bruh"

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    #19

    Family Portrait

    Mom meme showing a child's drawing of mom; mom looks unimpressed while child smiles proudly.

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    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL my son drew me as a super hero with super stretchy arms, he says im mrs incredible <3

    Lisa Wright
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son drew a picture of his grandpa “bungee jumping”, with the rope around his NECK!

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    Debbie Ashcraft
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son drew me as a stick figure and said, "Look Mom, I made you skinny." "Thanks!"

    Nancy Cain
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In kindergarten my son drew a picture of me for his class. In the picture I was on the toilet pooping.... had a hard time going to any of his class activities after that.

    Linda Brown
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately one picture is worth a thousand words!

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the kid draws something like this in nursery the teachers might read into it

    Lindsey Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a pic like that but I still love my kiddos 💕

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    #20

    Extreme Makeover

    Mom meme of Cinderella feeling rejuvenated after a peaceful shower.

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    JillVille
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such bliss! My youngest is 15 finally, so I have had about 3 uninterrupted showers now, lol

    Johanna Kidd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont get too used to that, soon youl have grand kids&they are 10times as demanding..lol

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    Nina Richards
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always moan I can’t get 5 minutes to go to the loo as my children like to come and talk to me. But then at Christmas I was at my mums house chatting to her I followed her up the stairs and it to the bathroom while she was on the loo. To me a moment to realise I was doing what my children do to me then had a giggling fit with my mother about it. 😂🙈

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I love this story. And its wonderfull that you are so very comfortable with each other to do that. Not everyone is and I think its sad to draw such ridiculous boundaries in a family

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    Peta_C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand. What is this 'uninterrupted shower' you speak of?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

    The Frog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody except mums understand that feeling

    Elza Chi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant stop the love for this meme. My 2 YO interrupts my bathing just to ask the most pressing question; 'Mom, what are you doing?'

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids never interrupted my showers they knew better.

    Angi Jiles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only because my kids are at my parents for the week. Bliss.

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    #21

    Sneaky Snacks

    Funny meme of a chipmunk with full cheeks, representing a mom caught snacking by kids in the kitchen.

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If someone ask you, tell him you don't know!" is my usual answer

    Ildiko Okido
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could say “mushroom”, because they don’t like them. The problem is, I don’t like them either.

    Aileen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens with my dog waaaaaaaayyy too often (when he steals paper towels and tissues), and then he just proudly trots away like, “How you gonna get it back hmmmmmmm?

    Marvina Allous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what I do to the entire family

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    #22

    Snow: Expectation vs Reality

    Mom meme comparing snow play expectations versus reality, featuring a happy mom and child next to a frozen man.

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    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why as a kid I loved snow and -30 degrees Celsius was not a problem - it was still easy to spend couple of hours playing outside. Nowadays I hate snow and cold.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the energy you expelled while running around kept you warm, and the fun distracted you. It will still work now, but we can't all be Buddy the Elf.

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    Jaime
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it takes them half an hour to get dressed warmly, and they only stay out for 10 minutes. Then half an hour to clean up the soggy messes they drag in.

    The Frog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to love snow as a child, my joints don't like snow, but I still get really excited and wake everyone up.. wrap them up take them outside throw one snowball and that's me done :-) still love to wat0ch them enjoying themselves though!

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, it isn't. Anyone else agrees that it is the final excuse just to be silly in the snow, sled, make snowballs etc.?

    Not Alec
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Jack! He didn’t deserve to die. He was just possessed by the ghosts of the Overlook. :(

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now he's a ghost of the Overlook.

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    Anonymous Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like snow. Not cold. Don't know how to fix that.

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    #23

    Mom’s Google Search

    Funny mom meme showing a humorous Google search about faking a coma, highlighting the challenges of motherhood.

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    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also me: How do I abort at 216 months

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally yesterday my daughter was like: "You cannot abort me a 13 y.o.!" Me: "Watch me!"

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    Lindsey Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also me:how to fake your death and change your id

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a coma you'll miss all the fun! NOT!

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    #24

    Mother’s Day Reminder

    Child's handwritten Mother's Day note humorously claiming credit for the day, featuring a cute demand for a gift.

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    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it wasn't for me you'd never be here!

    Lenora Hefley Rice
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's not wrong... Cheeky little bugger! 😜

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ and YOU, dear Joshua, wouldn’t had survived even the first days without ME!!!”

    Sasy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came to the realisation when I was in my mid to late teens that my Birthday should be something special for my Mum and I bought her a gift, and she got annoyed at me for being so silly :s apparently I had deprived her of the joy in bestowing upon me great gifts and many cards (she has an inability to do one card) .

    Charles Ancelet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, the rest of the story is like so.

    Haylie Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i said this to my mom once and i went to the living room and she came back with a belt I RAN TO MY ROOM and got grounded

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    #25

    If Looks Could Kill

    Woman smiling with humorous text about a mom's look when embarrassed in public.

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    Dibbo Sadhukhan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well her holes does get better with age maybe she will eat ya

    Nerva Viñas-Powell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show this to my son who is 13y.o and he can't stop laughing saying "that is so you Mom"😂🤷‍♀️

    YER A LIZARD, HARRY!
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly! but the eyes would be more like.....oh yes! a death stare!

    Lyrica Silvan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..It's frightening how accurate this one feels. I REMEMBER getting that look. XD Oh god, the memories...

    Ginger Shows
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had a look that could scare the devil. I'd stop what I was doing immediately and whatever came out of her mouth I said, Yes Mama!

    Ayan Granger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's the other way round with me

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me, or is there something weird about that womans smile?

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    #26

    Mommy’s Day Off

    Man in a suit looking relieved, referencing humorous mom meme about leaving the house without kids.

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    JillVille
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh clean no diaper air.... aaaaahhhh. So fresh and sweet!

    Brooke Wagner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells diaper instantly......Looks into car......'Hey, I got yoga! Can you take the kids with you? Bob just pooed too!', says wife......."OH MA LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    Annie Hu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's robert downey jr, right?

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AH fresh air and the sound of music.

    Lilly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's little things like this that helped me maintain my sanity...

    Kelly Horrigan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the day I did not have to leave the house with pockets in my pants, jacket and shirt

    Calen McKeever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy but i like going places,Hoping to get gum but still

    Gregory Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Praise the Lord is a god and I will buy any my WIFE WANTS LOOK.

    SJ Martens
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that was me last night just going to get pizza last night.

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    #27

    “What Day Off?!”

    A mom meme showing a woman exclaiming "It isn't fair" about having work off while kids have a school day off.

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    Annabell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I had planned 5 free days last month just! for! me! ... and my 3 years old was sick at home every single day.

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You poor thing! I hope you get another chance.

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    Sarah Cox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone hates their kids LMAO

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They are your children too it takes two to tango".

    Laura White
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made the mistake of telling my older grade school aged kids I'd be off work the next day. Lo and behold I'd get a call from the school nurse next day. Never. Fails.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is never fair, Anne. Suck it up like the rest of us. 😁

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    #28

    Sleep Study Subject

    A mom applying makeup and yawning, capturing a humorous take on the exhaustion moms experience.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next she put the mascara on her teeth.

    SilvaSkies
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time when I was about to brush my teeth with dishwashing soap. Don't ask.

    Leslie Helen Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Yes! We sure are the super humans of the world. Hahahah. Sending to my mother's group. 🤪

    Ang.stl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you ladies do this before your mascara? It separates and fluffs your eyelashes for before you get dolled up for all the stores.

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

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    what the?? Dear someone pls explain why she is toothbrushing her eyes

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    #29

    Sick on the Job

    Tired SpongeBob meme illustrating mom humor with a sick character holding a burger, representing parental struggles.

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    Hisseefit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no sick days when you are a parent

    Kiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, when you are a mother. Men feel it's fine for them to have sick days.

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    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, I was this sick not long ago, i let them basically tear the place apart and each gummies for breakfast and lunch until the husband got home

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a granola bar. Now get to school.

    Mindy Stars
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gold fish and juice for everybody!

    Miranda Briggs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much how this week has gone.

    karinagoldfish
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but when their dad is sick, you become a butler

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hamburgers in the morning YEAH!!!

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    #30

    No to Car Naps

    Man crying humorously, captioned about kids napping in the car, representing funny mom memes.

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    meAgan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me except I am the kid. napping on the bus is comfy af and you feel all refreshed afterwards... but then I stay up awake all night. smh.

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please keep it together or another baby will be crying.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a mix of "yess they got their nap and "nooo now their up all night''

    Johanna Kidd
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it illegal to dose them up with Valium for the duration, until they turn 20? (just asking for a freind)

    Mindy Stars
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me, RIGHT NOW. I swear I just want a hot bath or even bfast. But it’s 4:33 in the pm. I’m sol

    Gregory Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't know what to tell u that y I m a man of the cloth

    Saralyn Hodgkins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as I see sleepy eyes, I encourage my kids to sing loudly until we get home. Its usually only about 3 blocks till home.

    SJ Martens
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HHHa my son's not like this but can relate

    Lexii M.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum would wake us up lol

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    #31

    Craving Alone Time

    Child playing with toys indoors, featuring a humorous mom meme about alone time and parenting challenges.

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    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that cow is a d**k. Babies are excellent judges of character.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it simply has a d**k and therefore is not really a cow.

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    Michelle Hallahan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a parent and also an introvert is pure torture!

    Amanda Ford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OmGosh! Yes! Dealing with school parents has been my worst nightmare!

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    PaNdaheART
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel worse for the poor zebra

    Slune
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he'll just be keeping the cow and the whole rest he'll donate to kids in need

    Troy Currie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pink stress ball is even more wanted than the "murdering cow"...

    finelaffen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think anyone would feel sorry for the cow in that situation...

    Ellie Ragsdale
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want to be the cow. But I really even more wouldn't want to be in that super crowded space.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's getting them ready to go on the Ark. Black cow: Goodbye, suckers! I told.you, it's not going to rain.

    Brenda Koster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had 4 children in 5 years, and to this day I wonder why solitary confinement is a punishment

    Steef Elswijk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your kid tells you "you are grounded" for swearing and you kick them to bed at 7pm and go yourself too with a few cylinders of pringles and put Netflix on.

    karinagoldfish
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bear in the middle is looking for an escape

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    #32

    A Typical Day for a Stay-at-Home Mom

    Funny mom meme showing laundry, toys, a surprised baby, and dirty dishes, highlighting a busy day at home.

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    Catlady6000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, say that again. ONE. MORE. TIME.;)

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    Crochet lady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother told me once that I was "lucky" to be home all's day with my 3 little boys because at least I had time to clean up and since he worked he always came home to the same mess. I nearly lost my cool, trying ever so nicely to point out that since my kids were home all day they were constantly creating NEW messes and who the heck is "cleaning" with three kids under the age of 3 anyway?

    Hilzillah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like brushing your teeth while eating Oreo's.

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    TheKnightOwl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally wrote everything I did all day on the white board one time because my husband asked this. I ran out of room by 5pm, and we all know the day isn't done until they're in bed and you've tidied up/gotten things ready for tomorrow. He didn't ask again.

    Jr. Denson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? If you come home and the house is in the same condition it was in when you left, I've spent the entire time cleaning and demanding that they clean up after themselves.

    BoredDragonfly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which movie is it? I might have seen it, but don't recognize it right now. Or I just haven't seen it.

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    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because something is the best option for everyone doesn't make every part of it fun or easy. Something can be the "right" choice for you and for your family and still have hard parts, and not be recognized as the challenge it is. That's not to mention situations where people have their choices taken away through culture and circumstance.

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    John Martin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently not the laundry, cleaning, or dishes.

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    #33

    When the Kid Didn’t Nap

    Cartoon character on a bus, reacting humorously to daycare news, illustrating funny mom meme humor.

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    Ian Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Daycare nap effect crushes my soul.

    Kate
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm.... I way prefer that to "she napped for an extra hour today." No nap just means she sleeps early that night :)

    Kiki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated being forced to nap as a kid.

    Nadine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. They'd force us to nap at kindergarten and I absolutely hated it. They tried to get me to stay in my cot but after several unsuccessful attempts and calls to my parents, the teachers finally decided to just let me play in a corner during naptime.

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    Pattie Kelly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When I get you home to bed for you"

    Little Menace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how I hear the exact voice and intonation whilst reading the subtitle.

    Eric Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this is the best case scenario... not they will tire out easier and go to bed earlier.

    SilverSkyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats the opposite of a problem, it means they wont be little shits to get to bed later on

    Marvina Allous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I was in Daycare so I will sleep in the middle of the day

    Evangeline Cairns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no this would be a relief she will sleep like a rock at night

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    #34

    “Mother of...”

    Funny mom meme featuring a character with a dragon on her shoulder, looking exhausted after a day with kids.

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    Great Panda Mamu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some days I literally tell my husband, "I kept the kids alive." That's the best I could do.

    Matt Richardson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And considering how determined some of them are to kill themselves, that's a fantastic accomplishment. So Bravo!

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    Leslie Helen Scott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look just like that at the end of the day!!!!! But a little more diarrhea💩

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Mom you don't look so good. Can we help?

    Richard Murray
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    6 years ago

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    So many drama queens. Single father here, kids aren't hard. Jeez.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you totally missing the jokes? Loosen up.

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    #35

    Working From Home

    Office desk with a spooky character on a tricycle in the background, humorously depicting mom memes about working from home.

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    MonsterMash
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stunning in its realism...lol!

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    #36

    Morning vs Night

    Funny mom meme showing two contrasting images and moods before and after a day, emphasizing humor in everyday life.

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    S Bagci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She lets the parrot sit on her shoulder when she's tired lol

    Gregory Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People say I'm a pig and I really am but GD why in he__ do u KEEP keep shoving this priceless entertainment down my MY GD THROUT

    Brooke Wagner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Allison Janney on the left?

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is simple just cancel dinner.

    Peta_C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? This meme is @&!;:$!.

    Leslie Helen Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me Pata, watch your language please. I do not care if you think it is a joke🦝

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    Han
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at the bird in I Tonya because my parrot does exactly the same. He's actually on a time out right now lol.

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    #37

    Winning Bedtime

    Man on phone with bandaged nose, text reads: "Me calling my husband...I won." Funny mom meme about kids' bedtime.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they woke back up at 8 pm.

    Alicia Gonzalez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "but babe, we o lay have two..." ,🤣

    karinagoldfish
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a guy in the pic so i was confused at first

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you think that's good news? How'd you get that broken nose?

    Ildiko Okido
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our youngest son almost broke my nose once when I tried to give him a kiss while he was sleeping. He suddenly turned around, ouch!

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    #38

    Home Haircuts

    A funny mom meme showing a woman with a homemade haircut and a humorous caption about budgeting.

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    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Finland a haircut like that is called 'pottakampaus' (a chamber pot haircut). It looks like someone puts a chamber pot on the kid's head (like a helmet) and then cut all the hair that was visible under the rim.

    Great Panda Mamu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US it's called a bowl cut for the same reason.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell you how disturbing it is to know that this haircut exists all across the face of the Earth.

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god - my parents really wanted a boy so my hair was short til I rebelled age 6. Finally got my ponytails img079-5c2...395dbe.jpg img079-5c266ba395dbe.jpg

    KCN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom kept my hair short by taking me to Ray's Barber shop to get pixie cuts. (This is in the sixties when EVERYONE has hair past their a*s.) I'm a girl. I finally rebelled and told her in middle school that I was growing my hair out. Two years later it's past my shoulder blades and she says 'you look cute in long hair.'

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    Reilly Beryll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be absolutely terrified when my mom would cut my hair, mostly because she’d only cut the bangs. She’d use these tiny scissors and run them against my forehead and it scared the living hell out of me. I have mixed feelings . . .

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I went to my paternal grandmother's house, she insisted on chopping my bangs really short. I hated it. I was 13 before I realised that I didn't have to wear my hair in bangs. I could let it grow out.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My siblings and I were all The Beatles.♥

    Great Panda Mamu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned very early that it was worth every penny to me to pay for the hairdresser to wrangle the little darlings.

    Uschi Glover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Amish call it "normal haircut" . ;)

    Irene Carlyle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did this once; took months before she looked decent.

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    #39

    “My Mom’s a Witch”

    Cartoon mom points out the remote in son's hand, with son looking surprised, exemplifying funny mom memes.

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    #40

    Shopping with Dad vs Shopping with Mom

    Funny mom meme comparing quick dad shopping to lengthy mom shopping with humorous dialogue.

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    #41

    YouTube Police

    Dog meme about mom entering room after late-night laughter at 3am.

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    #42

    The Remedy that is Mom’s Kiss

    Man humorously demonstrating a mother's care with a leaking barrel labeled "My scratched knee" and a patch "A kiss."

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    #43

    Lose-Lose Situation

    Funny mom meme with a cartoon character, showing frustration in a humorous situation with witty text.

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    #44

    “Do Them, You Must”

    Baby Yoda meme with funny mom caption about kids expecting dishes to wash themselves.

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    #45

    “She Just Said Don’t Touch, Right?”

    Funny mom meme showing a chimp acting like a toddler, licking a rock at the doctor's office.

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    #46

    Bare Necessities

    Mom memes: Household items with gift bows in response to kids claiming they "never get anything."

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    #47

    “My Own Colony of Seagulls”

    Seagulls repeating "Mom" meme, humorously depicting kids constantly calling for mom.

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    #48

    Best Mother’s Day Present

    Funny mom meme about hoping husband's Mother's Day plan is doing the laundry.

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    #49

    When It’s Way “Too Quiet”

    Animated beans sitting at a table, one saying, "He's doing something illegal." Funny mom meme humor.

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    #50

    A Mom’s Work is Never Done

    Two characters walking, one labeled "Dads going to work," the other "Moms doing E learning with kids." Funny mom meme.

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    #51

    Mother’s Masterpiece

    Mom drawing funny art with enthusiasm, captioned "Art is my passion."

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    #52

    Mom’s Messenger

    Dog with phone charger on collar, a funny mom meme highlighting humor in parenting situations.

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    #53

    Fave Mom Words: “Keep the Change!”

    Funny mom meme with surprised man in white shirt reacting to keeping extra money from mom.

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    #54

    Mommy Manipulator

    Person squinting and leaning forward, portraying a funny mom meme moment with humorous facial expression.

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    #55

    “I’ll Give You Something to Cry About”

    Mom meme with a woman comforting a child over a kitchen counter filled with peppers.

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