Mothers have to deal with a lot in their lives, and their superpowers are highly underrated. Until you become a mother yourself, it’s hard to understand and appreciate the emotional rollercoaster of raising kids, managing everyone’s lives, and keeping up with the house chores.
With the number of things moms are juggling, we can’t blame them if their patience runs short or if they’re squeezing in some extra me-time. Rather often, out of everyone in the household, mums deserve a break the most.
We hope this list of relatable mom memes offers our beloved mothers relief and puts a smile back on their tireless faces. Scroll through our collection of comical mom’s life moments, and let’s come together to honor all the fantastic supermoms.
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“Sell Him On Etsy!”
Got some burn cream? Your kid's gonna need it. XD
Load More Replies...This made me laugh for a few minutes. I think I will reference this forever.
Silent Treatment
Can't relate. Lol. This doesn't happen in black households. Kids don't "threaten" their moms with anything, and if she asks something, you better believe she better get a prompt answer! Lmao!!
"Oh no..." -snorts- "Whatever will I-" -coughs to cover a laugh- "do if you do that?"
I always wanted to ask my kids after they threatened to never speak to me again, "Promise?" But I didn't do it cause it would have spoiled at least five minutes of peace.
Lead By Example
Stay-at-Home Moms Could Be Earning Thousands
According to 2018 research by Beike Biotechnology, a center that does societal and stem cell studies, a stay-at-home mom with four children is estimated to be continuously working the equivalent of 26 years (1). The research group conducted this study using statistical data, salary metrics, and time estimates for each job of motherhood across various countries.
The study then projected the commercial value of the usual tasks performed by stay-at-home mothers, like cooking, cleaning, shopping, laundry, and general home management tasks, putting a value on each role versus the projected number of hours.
If moms were paid for these tasks, they should be raking in substantial salaries. For instance, a stay-at-home mom would take home between USD 5,300 and USD 5,900 in Switzerland.
In a recent study, four US cities were ranked among the top 10 cities where stay-at-home moms would earn the highest salaries if paid for all their work. These cities are San Francisco, Washington DC, New York, and Los Angeles, with potential earnings of up to USD 5,400.
Taking A Picture Of Your Kid
well, try to google "divers funny face" then, lol :) http://prntscr.com/m0qd2s
Load More Replies...I tried to take a picture of my kids and nephews during a baptism few weeks ago: 4 kids, 32 pics, not a single nice one. I wasn't ever trying for a pic where everyone was smiling, just a pic where no one was making this kind of face. I failed.
my baby brother will not smile no matter what. its mostly sticking his tongue out
This is Evgeni Plushenko (top left and right)! One of the best figure skaters ever :)
Candy Alert
Or my dogs when I open the cheese drawer... they are my kids.... my husband comes running, too
Anything in Saran Wrap or a ziplock bag. She comes running as fast as she possibly can!!!
Load More Replies...I can just hear them asking "Mine?" like the seagulls in Finding Nemo.
And none of them were in the same room when you went to open the candy.
This is how I realized I had left the gas station without my daughter - open the chocolate and no one asks what is this sound, so I turn around quickly and get my kid ....
For me, it was like trying to hide from mini- Predators. My kids could sense the presence of candy & track me down, no matter where I was hiding.
LOL - my dad tried to open a nestle bar on a camping trip- Hilarity ensued!
Why Moms Carry Their Kids on the Left
According to Abigail Tucker (Smithsonian Magazine, 2021), whether a mom is left or right-handed, they would still cradle their babies on the left side of their body, especially in the early months (2).
The left-handed bias is due to the human brain’s lopsided layout: sensory information on the left side of the body is processed on the right side of the brain, where emotions are processed.
A 2018 study published in Biology Letters Journal demonstrated that holding and observing the baby on the left may help transmit social information to the right side more efficiently (3). Babies also prefer to keep their mother on the left side, which makes the exchange of information and emotional connection more convenient.
Dealing with Picky Eaters
Yes dear. I second that. I too know you are one very bad cook! ;-)
Load More Replies...And when they ask for a snack 5 minutes later after the table is clear and they didn’t ate one bite of their dinner
I don't feel a thing but my kids will because they won't get any food or treat until their NEXT meal worked for me and my 2 kids.
Oh Hell No. All I need to do is to take the Slippers or my trouser Belt and put it on the table... All the food will automatically disappear from the plate within minutes and they send a confirmation message, "Dad, see I have finished my meal. You can wear the slippers now". Works like charm. You should try it.
Goal: “Sleep Like My Husband”
This is pretty sexist actually. There are parents out there where they guy awakes quicker if the baby screams. No reason to ridicule them.
It doesn't ridicule the men that do their father job, just the one that leave all the job to their wife. This sadly just refers to 80% of the couples at my kids school. This is still a prevalent model and this model should definitivly be a joke
Load More Replies...Why is only the dad getting sleep? All parents to the kid should help out equally.
From six month to his now 4 year, I'm wakeing to my boy everytime he need and let my wife sleep. His whisper can wake me up 2 rooms (with open doors) aside...
Sleeping with your husband can be like sleeping with a baby if he snores.
I laughed so hard at this!!! My husband will not wake to a bomb going off
“Mommy Brain” is a Real Phenomenon
When mothers feel forgetful, it’s due to a biological reason known as “mommy brain.” A study published in the Nature Neuroscience Journal in 2016 found that mothers experience a reduction in gray matter during pregnancy, and these changes can last for at least two years (4).
However, losing gray matter during pregnancy may have some benefits. Research has revealed that the brain regions involved in processing and responding to social signals may become more efficient during pregnancy.
In fact, women who experienced the most significant decrease in gray matter performed better on a standard assessment of maternal attachment to their children. This indicates that the areas of the brain responsible for a mother’s interaction with her child become more active.
Regretting That You Taught Them to Say “Mom”
This is honestly the funniest and most relatable comment I have ever read on Bored Panda - and that is saying something. 😂
Load More Replies...My son is 11 and still has to say mom at least 5 times in a row even though I've already answered him and staring him down.
My daughter is 13... I wonder if she'll stop doing this when she has her own kids :D
Load More Replies...Clueless Mom
My kids didn't know batteries could be replaced until the oldest hit double digits in age. XD
Sad thing is, my nephew (who is 3) already knows how to use screwdrivers to take the batteries out of his own toys. We have to hide the tools from him, otherwise he'll sit there and unscrew all his toys and take the batteries out. And then cry when they don't work. Because he knows how to get the batteries OUT, but he can't quite figure out how to put them back in properly.
I have a friend who had a son like this, except he did know how to put them in. He would transfer batteries between toys constantly, steal them from other electronics around the house for his toys, and more. The best way to get him to do something was to bribe him with batteries.
Load More Replies..."The battery is empty and i don't have the screwdriver to get to them/ the market hadn't had any"
don't tell them the last part. or that you secretly removed the battery when you distracted them with snacks.
Load More Replies...Years ago (I think it was his third birthday) we gave our youngest son a kid’s piano/synthesizer and we put the batteries on top of it, because I didn’t want to open the packaging to put them in the device. The first thing he yelled when he opened the present was: “Waaaaauwww, BATTERIES!!!”
My brother-in-law always gave my boys toys that made annoying noises. When his turn came around, vengeance was mine.
When I was little way back in the sixties I had a doll called Tiny Tears, you gave her a baby bottle with like an ounce of water and she cried tears. Well my mom didn't want spots on the furniture so she never put water in mine. I never knew until she told me after I was an adult.
Yeah my mom stopped putting batteries in cause my sister ate them once out of a helicopter bath toy and we had to call poison control and then we had to go to the hospital...true story!
Pregnancy May Actually Be Contagious
A 2014 study published in the Advanced Life Course Research Journal analyzed the pregnancy timing of more than 30,000 German women and found that pregnancy spreads in workplaces (5). In the year after a colleague had a baby, there was an uptick in first pregnancies among colleagues.
Similar research published in the Demography Journal 2010 showed the same trend followed by families (6). A Norwegian study involving over 110,000 sibling pairs demonstrated that siblings significantly influence each other’s decision to get pregnant, particularly during their first pregnancies.
That Sly Photographer
Probably a nature photographer hahaha. They come up with some pretty creative disguises to get a great shot
Load More Replies...I think we created these posing monsters. I catch my nieces posing in front of my phone when I am just scrolling through instagram with no intention of taking a photo.
An Extra Kid—“Why Not?”
My younger brother and I are two years apart but when we were little people always thought we were twins because we looked alike and were the same height.
Load More Replies...LOL I am 12 with a twin sister. One time someone asked me if my parents could tell us apart. Like, no, the people who raised me cannot tell me apart from the other child they raised. We also are really short so people sometimes ask us if we are triplets with our average height brother 😰
I'm a twin too and every time a kid asks me if me and my twin are twins we just say that I bumped into her and now I live with her cos why not
Load More Replies...OMG! Thats not even the worst one... People kept asking my if they were “Home-made” and if I was breastfeeding!! As if that was any of their business!!
Finding Your Leftover Coffee
and you take a moment to decide if the milk would have gone off before zapping it. PS I dont even have kids.
I used a thermo mug around the house when the kids were smaller to avoid this. Works like a charm :)
I have the hardest time finding a thermo mug that doesn't have metal for those few times it still gets cold, or at least too cold for me. What kind did you have?
Load More Replies...oh and how many times must a momma reheat, her coffee before she can drink? the answer, my friend, is not one or two, but much more like twelve or thirteen!
That Baby’s The Bomb
This has literally just happened to me. Baby finished his milk and is sleeping on his nursing cushion so am just waiting to make sure he's fully asleep before making the transfer over into his cot.
Have you ever held a sleeping baby until they woke up? I know we usually don't have that kind of time, but if you get the chance to do it once, do it.
Too many times. I should have been doing so many other things, but she was just so sweet! And I didn't want to disturb her. And those things could wait anyways. And now that she's nearly 12 (!) I'm so happy I had blessed to be a SAHM for so many years.
Load More Replies...Sometimes, when they fell asleep in the car, I just moved the car seat into the crib and turned off the light.
I understand why and I do not judge, but, just out of curiosity... do you know that this is quite unhealthy? A car seat is supposed to be for short time use. They are for safety in a car. In other situations and used excessively they can damage the back of your child. They force it in an unnatural position are are the opposite of adaptable.
Load More Replies...Why would you move them to the crib. When they are satisfied they fall asleep where they feel comfortable why move them? DUH!
Part of the "Self-debate" is how you could possibly bring the crib to the baby to avoid waking her up. At some point, you just let her sleep for like an hour in your arm to guarantee she is asleep... then, just when you have lied to yourself enough that the kid is in deep space and its time to move... "Ngwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"
“Bend the Knee”
You may be King of the North, but there's a huge gap in your southern flank. Now, Bend the Knee ... sire.
Load More Replies...A nurse told me to carefully 'bend up' the big toe and begin to fold the knee, usually it works. You are supposed to say scadoosh while doing it 😉
my mom picked me up by the pants and shook me into them like a pillowcase
Parenting A Toddler
*ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE**PUT YOU HANDS AND LEGS ON TOP OF YOUR MOMS HEAD AND START THE PARTY*
Why take your kids to a jungle gym, when they'd rather climb you instead?
Aww Capyvara - never seen one but they sound like VERY huge rats - i like rats
They are quite bizarre up close but cute, kinda like a big guinea pig
Load More Replies...Co-Sleeping Conundrum
And honestly, with the weight, I'm sure that piece would've sank if Jack got on it too.
Load More Replies...Mythbusters proved it was not possible as the weight of both of them wouldve sunk the board however it was plausible but only if the thought to tie the life jacket under the board to keep it floating with both of them on it.
Load More Replies...My kid once used my actual face as a pillow as I curled up in the tightest corner of a king size bed.
I share a queen size bed with two doggies. Yeah, I know, I spoil them.
Load More Replies...Kids should sleep in their beds. My kids only slept with me when they were sick. There that solves the problem.
According to "diabolical Canadian James Cameron", "there was only room for one smallish woman." (Reference to a TV show)
Yeah, cats too. King size bed, husband at work, I’m on the edge of the bed because one of the cats is curled up behind my knees but I don’t move her because I’m an idiot.
When the kid takes up all the space on the bed when there should be enough room for mom and dad...i am the dad
“Got Busy Raising Babies”
And that most of your old party dresses don't fit anyway :) oh the regrets
After kid #2, none of my old clothes fit. At least... an excuse for a new wardrobe!
I need a ....few hours out!! but yes this will be me by the time that ever happens!
which one's the "out of style" outfit? its the animal print isnt it?
Changes In Taste
To be fair, if the kid got sick on the bananas it could easily change their tastes. I hate green beans. I've been told I loved them until I got sick on them.
Relatable. As a kid I once threw up after eating fish sticks (white fish filet in a crunchy jacket), which is typical kids' food in my country. The puking was probably due to a stomach flu coming up, and not the fish stick, but after that I didn't want to eat them for years. Only when I was having a child myself I tried them again, and now I actually like fish sticks!
Load More Replies...Except for bananas and sometimes a pear our youngest son didn’t like fruit when he was a baby/toddler. So I had to give him a banana almost every day and now (11 years old) he doesn’t like them anymore. Typical case of banana overdose...
See also: Oh, you only want this because your sibling has it? Okay, cool. Oh, now that you're the one holding it you're going to throw it on the floor because you didn't actually want to eat it? Coooooool.
Or the little rotter who wouldn't eat anything except waffles for two weeks and now he gags if you suggest a waffle for dinner.
Ok. Someone has to say it: Why did you give your kid 3 bananas in one day? 🤔
I have three cats, and keep quite a variety of cat food in, to try to ensure each will eat what they're given. It ain't easy. Just 'cos they wolfed it down on Monday doesn't mean they'll even touch it on Tuesday...
Family Portrait
LOL my son drew me as a super hero with super stretchy arms, he says im mrs incredible <3
My son drew a picture of his grandpa “bungee jumping”, with the rope around his NECK!
Load More Replies...My son drew me as a stick figure and said, "Look Mom, I made you skinny." "Thanks!"
In kindergarten my son drew a picture of me for his class. In the picture I was on the toilet pooping.... had a hard time going to any of his class activities after that.
if the kid draws something like this in nursery the teachers might read into it
Extreme Makeover
Such bliss! My youngest is 15 finally, so I have had about 3 uninterrupted showers now, lol
Dont get too used to that, soon youl have grand kids&they are 10times as demanding..lol
Load More Replies...I always moan I can’t get 5 minutes to go to the loo as my children like to come and talk to me. But then at Christmas I was at my mums house chatting to her I followed her up the stairs and it to the bathroom while she was on the loo. To me a moment to realise I was doing what my children do to me then had a giggling fit with my mother about it. 😂🙈
Lol I love this story. And its wonderfull that you are so very comfortable with each other to do that. Not everyone is and I think its sad to draw such ridiculous boundaries in a family
Load More Replies...Sneaky Snacks
That's what my mom does with my 45 year old sister
Load More Replies...I could say “mushroom”, because they don’t like them. The problem is, I don’t like them either.
Snow: Expectation vs Reality
I don't understand why as a kid I loved snow and -30 degrees Celsius was not a problem - it was still easy to spend couple of hours playing outside. Nowadays I hate snow and cold.
All the energy you expelled while running around kept you warm, and the fun distracted you. It will still work now, but we can't all be Buddy the Elf.
Load More Replies...Poor Jack! He didn’t deserve to die. He was just possessed by the ghosts of the Overlook. :(
Mom’s Google Search
Literally yesterday my daughter was like: "You cannot abort me a 13 y.o.!" Me: "Watch me!"
Load More Replies...Mother’s Day Reminder
“ and YOU, dear Joshua, wouldn’t had survived even the first days without ME!!!”
I came to the realisation when I was in my mid to late teens that my Birthday should be something special for my Mum and I bought her a gift, and she got annoyed at me for being so silly :s apparently I had deprived her of the joy in bestowing upon me great gifts and many cards (she has an inability to do one card) .
i said this to my mom once and i went to the living room and she came back with a belt I RAN TO MY ROOM and got grounded
If Looks Could Kill
Show this to my son who is 13y.o and he can't stop laughing saying "that is so you Mom"😂🤷♀️
exactly! but the eyes would be more like.....oh yes! a death stare!
..It's frightening how accurate this one feels. I REMEMBER getting that look. XD Oh god, the memories...
My mom had a look that could scare the devil. I'd stop what I was doing immediately and whatever came out of her mouth I said, Yes Mama!
Mommy’s Day Off
Smells diaper instantly......Looks into car......'Hey, I got yoga! Can you take the kids with you? Bob just pooed too!', says wife......."OH MA LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Load More Replies...Like the day I did not have to leave the house with pockets in my pants, jacket and shirt
heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy but i like going places,Hoping to get gum but still
“What Day Off?!”
Yes! I had planned 5 free days last month just! for! me! ... and my 3 years old was sick at home every single day.
I made the mistake of telling my older grade school aged kids I'd be off work the next day. Lo and behold I'd get a call from the school nurse next day. Never. Fails.
Sleep Study Subject
There was a time when I was about to brush my teeth with dishwashing soap. Don't ask.
Yes! Yes! We sure are the super humans of the world. Hahahah. Sending to my mother's group. 🤪
Sick on the Job
No, when you are a mother. Men feel it's fine for them to have sick days.
Load More Replies...LOL, I was this sick not long ago, i let them basically tear the place apart and each gummies for breakfast and lunch until the husband got home
No to Car Naps
its a mix of "yess they got their nap and "nooo now their up all night''
Is it illegal to dose them up with Valium for the duration, until they turn 20? (just asking for a freind)
This is me, RIGHT NOW. I swear I just want a hot bath or even bfast. But it’s 4:33 in the pm. I’m sol
As soon as I see sleepy eyes, I encourage my kids to sing loudly until we get home. Its usually only about 3 blocks till home.
Craving Alone Time
I'm guessing that cow is a d**k. Babies are excellent judges of character.
Maybe it simply has a d**k and therefore is not really a cow.
Load More Replies...OmGosh! Yes! Dealing with school parents has been my worst nightmare!
Load More Replies...I wouldn't want to be the cow. But I really even more wouldn't want to be in that super crowded space.
Load More Replies...I had 4 children in 5 years, and to this day I wonder why solitary confinement is a punishment
When your kid tells you "you are grounded" for swearing and you kick them to bed at 7pm and go yourself too with a few cylinders of pringles and put Netflix on.
A Typical Day for a Stay-at-Home Mom
My brother told me once that I was "lucky" to be home all's day with my 3 little boys because at least I had time to clean up and since he worked he always came home to the same mess. I nearly lost my cool, trying ever so nicely to point out that since my kids were home all day they were constantly creating NEW messes and who the heck is "cleaning" with three kids under the age of 3 anyway?
I literally wrote everything I did all day on the white board one time because my husband asked this. I ran out of room by 5pm, and we all know the day isn't done until they're in bed and you've tidied up/gotten things ready for tomorrow. He didn't ask again.
Right? If you come home and the house is in the same condition it was in when you left, I've spent the entire time cleaning and demanding that they clean up after themselves.
Which movie is it? I might have seen it, but don't recognize it right now. Or I just haven't seen it.
Load More Replies...Just because something is the best option for everyone doesn't make every part of it fun or easy. Something can be the "right" choice for you and for your family and still have hard parts, and not be recognized as the challenge it is. That's not to mention situations where people have their choices taken away through culture and circumstance.
Load More Replies...When the Kid Didn’t Nap
Hmm.... I way prefer that to "she napped for an extra hour today." No nap just means she sleeps early that night :)
Me too. They'd force us to nap at kindergarten and I absolutely hated it. They tried to get me to stay in my cot but after several unsuccessful attempts and calls to my parents, the teachers finally decided to just let me play in a corner during naptime.
Load More Replies...I love how I hear the exact voice and intonation whilst reading the subtitle.
Actually, this is the best case scenario... not they will tire out easier and go to bed earlier.
thats the opposite of a problem, it means they wont be little shits to get to bed later on
“Mother of...”
Some days I literally tell my husband, "I kept the kids alive." That's the best I could do.
And considering how determined some of them are to kill themselves, that's a fantastic accomplishment. So Bravo!
Load More Replies...I look just like that at the end of the day!!!!! But a little more diarrhea💩
Working From Home
Morning vs Night
People say I'm a pig and I really am but GD why in he__ do u KEEP keep shoving this priceless entertainment down my MY GD THROUT
Excuse me Pata, watch your language please. I do not care if you think it is a joke🦝
Load More Replies...Winning Bedtime
Our youngest son almost broke my nose once when I tried to give him a kiss while he was sleeping. He suddenly turned around, ouch!
Load More Replies...Home Haircuts
Here in Finland a haircut like that is called 'pottakampaus' (a chamber pot haircut). It looks like someone puts a chamber pot on the kid's head (like a helmet) and then cut all the hair that was visible under the rim.
In the US it's called a bowl cut for the same reason.
Load More Replies...Oh god - my parents really wanted a boy so my hair was short til I rebelled age 6. Finally got my ponytails img079-5c2...395dbe.jpg
My mom kept my hair short by taking me to Ray's Barber shop to get pixie cuts. (This is in the sixties when EVERYONE has hair past their a*s.) I'm a girl. I finally rebelled and told her in middle school that I was growing my hair out. Two years later it's past my shoulder blades and she says 'you look cute in long hair.'
Load More Replies...I used to be absolutely terrified when my mom would cut my hair, mostly because she’d only cut the bangs. She’d use these tiny scissors and run them against my forehead and it scared the living hell out of me. I have mixed feelings . . .
Every time I went to my paternal grandmother's house, she insisted on chopping my bangs really short. I hated it. I was 13 before I realised that I didn't have to wear my hair in bangs. I could let it grow out.
Load More Replies...I learned very early that it was worth every penny to me to pay for the hairdresser to wrangle the little darlings.
“My Mom’s a Witch”
Shopping with Dad vs Shopping with Mom
YouTube Police
The Remedy that is Mom’s Kiss
Lose-Lose Situation
“Do Them, You Must”
“She Just Said Don’t Touch, Right?”
Bare Necessities
“My Own Colony of Seagulls”
Best Mother’s Day Present
When It’s Way “Too Quiet”
A Mom’s Work is Never Done
Mother’s Masterpiece
Mom’s Messenger
Fave Mom Words: “Keep the Change!”
Mommy Manipulator
“I’ll Give You Something to Cry About”
Parents:*Moan and whinge about how having kids ruined their social life, sleep schedule & just about everything else* Me:"Nah kids aren't for me" Parents & judgemental a******s:"WHATTTTTTTTT!!1!!!!!111!! KIDS ARE THE BEST"
A friend of mine says: "Children are the best and the worst we have in our lives." I love my daughter, she is, under a general view, a perfect child. Since newborn she always slept at least 6hours straight, is rarely sick, eats everything we put on her front, likes fish and salad/vegetables, I can count with one hand her child tantrums and she made only 2 in public (now at 14y we have arguments often, but are usually negociated, some days she ends upset but accepts my demands, others I have to give up some minor rules and trust her jugdement), is a great student, well behaved, helps random people she sees in need, and receives appraisal from her teachers and people around. When people ask me why didn't I had a second child, I always say: "Look at my daughter. I'm a spoiled mom. I'm afraid a second may come as "standard" or worst, and I'll regret my decision hundreds of times." I'm a lucky momma, but I completely understand people who don't want children, and that must be respected!
Load More Replies...I refuse to have children simply because of most of these things. I don’t think I could be a good mother with all of these things on my plate, stressing me out more than I already am. Children are a lot of work, and I’m definitely not going to put that burden on myself.
I have 2 nieces and a nephew. I love them and I’ll take them to the zoo or whatever but after 1 day (or even several hours) I’m exhausted and glad I can just drop em off at my brothers when we get home. They always say it’s different with your own kids but no thanks. Too much work and stress. Not going to put that burden on myself either.
Load More Replies...Oh hell no. Never wanted kids and thank God I never had them. But I'd like to tip my hat and give a shout out to everyone that has kids including my mom who had me. It is not an easy job as you can see. And I have nothing but respect for parents. But I thank God I never had any.
Don't know why you got downvoted. It's great when someone knows what to want/not want in life! Lots of my friends are happy without kids.
Load More Replies...Shout-out to the single dads who may or may not have had the time to look through these! You're just as important as moms, although that 5 o'clock shadow suits you more than them.
single dads don't get near enough respect if you ask me!
Load More Replies...Totally agree Reilly Beryll and wusah. I made the cjoice never to have kids and I have never regretted it. You have to be aware of your limitations
Agreed. Parenting/reproducing is not for everyone. It is OKAY to never have kids, particularly by choice. It is past time to remove the stigma against childfree people.
Load More Replies...That moment when you realize that you're eleven but you also love parenting memes....
Parents:*Moan and whinge about how having kids ruined their social life, sleep schedule & just about everything else* Me:"Nah kids aren't for me" Parents & judgemental a******s:"WHATTTTTTTTT!!1!!!!!111!! KIDS ARE THE BEST"
A friend of mine says: "Children are the best and the worst we have in our lives." I love my daughter, she is, under a general view, a perfect child. Since newborn she always slept at least 6hours straight, is rarely sick, eats everything we put on her front, likes fish and salad/vegetables, I can count with one hand her child tantrums and she made only 2 in public (now at 14y we have arguments often, but are usually negociated, some days she ends upset but accepts my demands, others I have to give up some minor rules and trust her jugdement), is a great student, well behaved, helps random people she sees in need, and receives appraisal from her teachers and people around. When people ask me why didn't I had a second child, I always say: "Look at my daughter. I'm a spoiled mom. I'm afraid a second may come as "standard" or worst, and I'll regret my decision hundreds of times." I'm a lucky momma, but I completely understand people who don't want children, and that must be respected!
Load More Replies...I refuse to have children simply because of most of these things. I don’t think I could be a good mother with all of these things on my plate, stressing me out more than I already am. Children are a lot of work, and I’m definitely not going to put that burden on myself.
I have 2 nieces and a nephew. I love them and I’ll take them to the zoo or whatever but after 1 day (or even several hours) I’m exhausted and glad I can just drop em off at my brothers when we get home. They always say it’s different with your own kids but no thanks. Too much work and stress. Not going to put that burden on myself either.
Load More Replies...Oh hell no. Never wanted kids and thank God I never had them. But I'd like to tip my hat and give a shout out to everyone that has kids including my mom who had me. It is not an easy job as you can see. And I have nothing but respect for parents. But I thank God I never had any.
Don't know why you got downvoted. It's great when someone knows what to want/not want in life! Lots of my friends are happy without kids.
Load More Replies...Shout-out to the single dads who may or may not have had the time to look through these! You're just as important as moms, although that 5 o'clock shadow suits you more than them.
single dads don't get near enough respect if you ask me!
Load More Replies...Totally agree Reilly Beryll and wusah. I made the cjoice never to have kids and I have never regretted it. You have to be aware of your limitations
Agreed. Parenting/reproducing is not for everyone. It is OKAY to never have kids, particularly by choice. It is past time to remove the stigma against childfree people.
Load More Replies...That moment when you realize that you're eleven but you also love parenting memes....
