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Sorry, dads, it’s official: moms are the funniest members of the family. You might have a repertoire of rubbish dad jokes to call upon, but as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, these moms take it to a whole new level.

From funny pranks and amusing notes to endearingly groan-worthy jokes and mom memes, this collection of moms is a special kind of funny that is sure to put a smile on your face. Don’t forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

This Funny Mom

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Kjorn
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he must be a CATholic

Marcia J. Downing
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a sweet mother to a cat and absolutely so very funny!

John L
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Believe it or not, she is saying a lot more about Islam than she intended. :(

Kasi
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol 😂 she's so cool. The cat must have really appreciated her respect for its personal choices.

Lisa DeGroff
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Growing up, my family was Catholic (some have joined other denominations) and always visited family for Christmas. Our cat was taken care of by our neighbors, who were Jewish... so we decided he was also.

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    #2

    My Mom Asked My Brother What He Wanted On His Birthday Cake. He Said, Jokingly, "Jesus Riding A Stegosaurus"

    My Mom Asked My Brother What He Wanted On His Birthday Cake. He Said, Jokingly, "Jesus Riding A Stegosaurus"

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    Asia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't something you see everyday... Awesome!

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a moral here, something about "Be careful what you wish for,..................:D

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Mum's guide to weird cakes", page 154.

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its very well done no matter how weird.

    Jen Hines
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well damn, mom did not disappoint!

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    #3

    Our Moms Mocked Our Selfie At The Dodger Game

    Our Moms Mocked Our Selfie At The Dodger Game

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go Girl! Show them how it's done. :D

    Bipolar King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mom's are friends too? Awesome

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a group of mums I want to be a part of!

    Jenny Vasquez-Gallegos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it's awesome that your moms are friends too!

    Poseidon Cheez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOMS: When my homies pull up on your block They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta

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    #4

    The Mormons Insisted On Speaking To My Mom. So Here They Are Helping Her Garden

    The Mormons Insisted On Speaking To My Mom. So Here They Are Helping Her Garden

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who I am impressed with most: his mom for talking them into helping her; or them for rolling up their sleeves and tucking in their ties. :D

    Jennifer Gray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is part of who they are. I admire that about them. I don't agree with all, I don't have to. Nice that she got help.

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    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also thumbs up for the Mormons guys for actually helping.

    Elizabeth Perry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mormons are awesome. I told some about how the Methodists brought us cookies after we visited their church when we first moved to the area. The next day the Mormons brought me a plate of brownies. When one of those boys had their bike stolen, we gave them one that we didn't need.

    BobbyMcD
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though the Mormon religion is extra kooky, almost every Mormon I have ever met has been super genuine and nice.

    Marcia J. Downing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly how the Lord wants us to treat each other!!!

    Skylie Fetzer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was more than happy to be put to work when serving as a Mormon missionary! We leave our homes & families no just to preach but to serve :)

    Kendall W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I can't tell you how many times I did stranger-get-to-know-you-yard-work as an LDS missionary :) Yep, definitely a cool mom!

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If im goanna get preached at, the leat they can do is weed my tomatoes.

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    #5

    Mom Says She Knew I Was Gay Before I Did. I Guffawed. She Showed Me This

    Mom Says She Knew I Was Gay Before I Did. I Guffawed. She Showed Me This

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    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: she is referring to the kid at the far right.

    LeBug
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Further twist.... he is talking about the old man, those are her grand kids

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    Chris Macdonald
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little 8 year old cousin came running downstairs once with my auntie's foot spa yelling "foot thpa tiiiiiiime". We all knew. He's in high school now and hangs out with the girls doing their hair for them.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid on the left might be doing jazz hands so keep him on the gaydar too.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still remember a kid who was in school with me... i think i was 7 or 8. he was VERY effeminated. even at this age i tought he was more a girl than a boy. pretty sure he was gay too.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your dad knew too, look at that big grin on his face.

    Dustin Neudorf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smile of a parent of at least *one* kid who isn't gonna knock up some girl in highschool lol

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    Carlton Schaps
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm, I think I can spot the gay dude.

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    #6

    When I Was 6 Years Old, My Mom Picked Me Up From School With Her Hair Looking Different And I Totally Freaked Out. 20 Something Years Later She Still Gives Me A Heads Up When She Changes It To Mentally Prepare Me

    When I Was 6 Years Old, My Mom Picked Me Up From School With Her Hair Looking Different And I Totally Freaked Out. 20 Something Years Later She Still Gives Me A Heads Up When She Changes It To Mentally Prepare Me

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    #7

    Funny Mom

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    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what came before that was "not funny"

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    #8

    My Mother Is Drunk. I Walked In To The Kitchen To Find Her Having Aligned The Potatoes In Size Order

    My Mother Is Drunk. I Walked In To The Kitchen To Find Her Having Aligned The Potatoes In Size Order

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is not the first glass of wine I think.......

    Rafael Tiba
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it is. some moms get drunk on very little wine.

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    Mark Fergel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to drink with your mom. :)

    Karl Stoll
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OCD Obsessive Compulsive Drunk

    Joseph Ryan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great hand eye coordination. She has found her happy place!

    AxnAkshan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now she needs to align it in a straight line!

    Meike Henneman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has to wait until she is not drunk anymore for that one

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    #9

    My Mom Knit Me And My Cat Another Set Of Matching Ties For Christmas

    My Mom Knit Me And My Cat Another Set Of Matching Ties For Christmas

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can definitely see a resemblance there. :D

    just a thought
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one is the cat ? According to my brain , the one on the left is the cat , right ? 😂

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    S Fatimah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's expression though... Perfect

    Asia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I can tell these are rather sewn, not knitted... Nevertheless nice duo :)

    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, you can kind of make out the stocking net texture.

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have the same expression

    Macaroon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their faces look the same! :D

    Poseidon Cheez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but but this is not funny its awesome . the cats like ayyyy imma model yo

    Tony Cabré
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably did it for the cat and later felt sorry for you.

    Vanessa Bergem
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what your mom is really saying here is that she wants a grandchild.

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    #10

    Son Studying Abroad Sent Mom Cutout Of Himself And Thought They'd Laugh And Put Somewhere In The Corner. But His Mom Decided To Take The Cutout Along To Family Gatherings

    Son Studying Abroad Sent Mom Cutout Of Himself And Thought They'd Laugh And Put Somewhere In The Corner. But His Mom Decided To Take The Cutout Along To Family Gatherings

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad you can't make him do the dishes.

    Prince-Nux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that saying "please" usually helps. Disclaimer: not a woman or a mom

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    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's at college and his cut out is reading "oh the places you'll go" by Dr. Seuss. I love that

    Yvo Nne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ring door bell win a dog" I need this sign. ^^

    Emily Johnston
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the "ring doorbell, win a dog" sign on the doorhandle. The dog is sitting in the corner all "OMG, omg".

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the cutout's girlfriend is one of those creepy oversized Barbies.

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    #11

    Friend's Mom Left Him A Note

    Friend's Mom Left Him A Note

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because upon showing a girl your residence, you should then proceed to the displaying of the pee pee

    Nitro Codes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tradition must be upheld, young one...

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    Sue Z Q
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad he didn't show her his poo poo!

    Mizu Okaomi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad he needs to google Elthon John

    Rubina Shiver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame on him if he really had to google who Elton John is.

    Dee Denise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #4) You've been shopping Amazon on Ambien.... again.

    Prince-Nux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let the boy be fabulous!

    Magdalena Cholewa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PEE-PEE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😌

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way exhibitionism will get you noticed, won't it? :D

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    #12

    My Mom Has This Hanging Above The Dryer In Her Laundry Room

    My Mom Has This Hanging Above The Dryer In Her Laundry Room

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great - I will make one for my wife!

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't I think of that, years ago? :(

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only 4? i got 3 kids and i got between 5-7 each time

    Angelika Okotokro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sock-dating is what I call this at home ☺

    Jespren Ray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would need a cork board with around a hundred pins, how are there only four socks in this picture?

    tinklyatom
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this!! 😃 Where can I buy it?

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I might need to use that as my dating profile

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need one for our house, everyone is walking around with mismatched socks.

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    #13

    Feel The Tire

    Feel The Tire

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    Sreejith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you are cheered up and not tired.... Nice mom

    just a thought
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom is not " 2 tyred" to bend down and pick up the keys ...

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    Samantha Suarez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why this made me laugh so hard 😂🤣

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop keys so people on the street don't think you're crazy? ;P

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahaha! Laughing so much!

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    #14

    My Mom Just Gasped And Came Into The Front Room And Said "I Peed On The Floor"

    My Mom Just Gasped And Came Into The Front Room And Said "I Peed On The Floor"

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    Judy Sorensen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my 14 yo daughter. She spilled one of my spice jars, looked at the label then at me, then said, "what a waste of thyme." I kid you not.

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least she was able to pass all of those kidney stones, and all at once. I'm impresses! ;D

    Starry Night Lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Am I the only one who didn't get it at first until I read the comments and realized that they were peas and not m&ms.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Can you catch all the escapeas?

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She got carried away trying to make whirled peas.

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's harder to hold your pees as you get older

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    #15

    How My Mom Wrapped My Sister's Rug For Christmas

    How My Mom Wrapped My Sister's Rug For Christmas

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    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING!!!!!!

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's trying to tell her something

    Nina Knight Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!! That's Nicole's RUG!! So proud if you SHARON! ❤😄

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    #16

    My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit

    My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit

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    Lyndsay B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought that exact bin from IKEA and my husband also walked through the entire store with it on his head. Old ladies loved it.

    Aleksandra Kozłowska
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what my mother did when I was a kid to embarass me

    Poseidon Cheez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOM: buzz buzz this is 96e do you respond? SON: bzzzz bzzzzz WORKER: GET OUT

    Isaac Kim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the mom wanted to be the astronaut and the kid followed suit

    Kwj
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the Things kids can make their grandparrents do <3

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    #17

    This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme

    This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme

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    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw a Fresh Prince themed birthday party for a two year old on Facebook. They recreated the opening video. It was epic!

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    Dhanya Munro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahaha. Cool Kid ,awesome mom.

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does the lawyer look,kinda like Fabio with a haircut?

    Bipolar King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a twist Son sues Mom stating that party was "Sick yoo"

    Jenny Jozwiak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now here is a mom who really listens and cares about her son's goals!

    Daniel Fleming
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't know will ferrell was now a lawyer...

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    #18

    Funny Mom Text

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    Little letitia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disgust and judgment in the eyes!

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You do know they're not re-usable!!!!"

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, what's a cat doing in the laundry, anyway? LOL

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, how'd she train it to do that, and does it do dishes?

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    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell kitty it is a balloon

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes notes: never.throw.condoms.in.the.laundry.after.use

    Linsday Dennis Durán Cerezo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a good reason for myau favorite toy had a condom in his head

    Amanda Harker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it a bad thing to find condoms? Isn't it good that they're using protection?

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    #19

    This Cruel Mom

    This Cruel Mom

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    Sreejith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before blue ticks are invented........

    Betty-Ann Maki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What mother wouldn't want to have thought of this at some point.

    Amiel Martínez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    simple, smart, easy to remember and very effective

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    #20

    Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture

    Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fake stabbing was very easy to see. But what has me stumped is just what she was doing with that knife, in order to break that heavy duty blade. :D

    Lindsay Davis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂 it happens alot they don't bend well. (Do NOT try to separate frozen anything by wedging the knife into it😂)

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    Bipolar King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing missing was ketchup & your mom wins an Oscar for best short horror movie

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to my teens with a nail-through-the-finger gag. Lots of ketchup and I screamed for good measure. The initial looks on their faces was golden.

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    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding some ketchup would make it quite realistic!

    Steven Rundle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be rather unsettling at first glance

    Ethan Firl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's either metal or mental. I can't decide which.

    Peter Pisecker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could she make the picture? Her right hand must have held the knife.

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    #21

    So, My Wife Told Our Kids That The Way To Talk To Santa Was Through Phones In Daddy's Feet

    So, My Wife Told Our Kids That The Way To Talk To Santa Was Through Phones In Daddy's Feet

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you know it, they will grow up with a 'hairy leg' fetish. LOL!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha... That's way better than, "go bug dad".

    Crystllee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had my mother told me this, Santa would be getting snail mail! My father had the stinkiest feet!!

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    #22

    I'm Gay, And My Mom Sent Me This Saying "Remember Your First Weiner?"

    I'm Gay, And My Mom Sent Me This Saying "Remember Your First Weiner?"

    haunterallen Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh i wish i were an Oscar Myer Weiner.... Now that's stuck in my head..

    Diane Serpa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a) thats hilarious. b) I want that lil wiener mobile!

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she didn't asked the first one you were riding all around all the time inside and outside

    Taluen Chu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart literally stop beating for two seconds.

    Taluen Chu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my heart literally stop beating for two second when I this.

    Erica Dickens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just died....laughed too much! Can't breathe!

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    #23

    I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me. (Yes, That Is My Mother)

    I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me. (Yes, That Is My Mother)

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    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next years stocking stuffers right there

    B. J. Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some Moms are just cooler than others!! You’ve gotten a MAJOR KEEPER!!

    Muñi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn’t see the bookmark. I’m too distracted by those nasty nails :v

    Normarei Villamater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner hahahah , why this one is not number 1 ???

    #24

    My Friend's Mom In Poland Knit A Scarf And Crocheted A Hat For Miko

    My Friend's Mom In Poland Knit A Scarf And Crocheted A Hat For Miko

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    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me : what are you doing cat: winter is coming

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat is too cool for winter now! B)

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Officer mew meow mow at your service

    Panda Man
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that Miko is the cat

    Aurelia Grey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful cat, scarf and hat. Stunning.

    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is actually very rare for someone to be both a knitter and a crocheter. this is very impressive.

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    #25

    My Mom Made This For My Wife For Her Birthday. It's The Evolution Of My Daughter's Temper Tantrum

    My Mom Made This For My Wife For Her Birthday. It's The Evolution Of My Daughter's Temper Tantrum

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic, I should have done this for my wife

    Jess Gore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the greatest thing ever.

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they know what to look for when she is ready to have a tantrum.

    Christine Musal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be useful as bribery when she is a teenager

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so cute. She's gonna get a kick out of this when she's older.

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    #26

    My Girlfriend's Mom Is Pretty Awesome

    My Girlfriend's Mom Is Pretty Awesome

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    holy sh** that's terrifying

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... the hand ... its her hand.

    Marios Louvaris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my girlfriend's mom was like that. Have you seen. Monster in law??? That's my case....

    #27

    Kid Wants A Note To Get Out Of Physical Education Because It's "Too Cold", Mother Delivers

    Kid Wants A Note To Get Out Of Physical Education Because It's "Too Cold", Mother Delivers

    Red23UK Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good mom. Toughen the kid up. Too many lazy kids. I was one and now I'm suffering because of it.

    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmm you want some aloe vera for that burn

    Beks Czar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't read, to mesmerized by awesome handwriting.

    Juan Monticelli
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! I have a daughter named Olivia. I might use this one day.

    Lyndsay B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was late to school for dentist appts my dad would write notes saying "Please excuse Lyndsay for being tardy"

    Aessidhe Eclipse
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's too cold to exercise outside the classes shouldn't be outside or in a gym that's too cold, some kids get sick after a class like that and then miss a whole week of actually important classes xD

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    #28

    My Mom Sent Me This Last Night. I Wish She Was Joking...

    My Mom Sent Me This Last Night. I Wish She Was Joking...

    reddit.com Report

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just showing off her new bra, is what she's doing. ;D

    cool sun
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor pooch...he's seen it all of his hooman.

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    #29

    My Mom Is In Nursing School And Sent Me This

    My Mom Is In Nursing School And Sent Me This

    robesswein Report

    Lorraine Coxon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! Oh my god. Just....oh dear. Well. Um?

    Christine Musal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed my a*s off at this, possibly way more than I should have

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I'm giggling like a total loony over this one!

    Jessica Hepler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just choked on my coke that's beautiful

    Erica Dickens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I just lost a lung laughing!!

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    #30

    My Mom & Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

    My Mom & Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

    AshtynKarachristos Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why! Oh why did you take a picture and didn't help me! i'll s**t in your cornflake next morning, you'll think it's raisin bran

    Dustin Neudorf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In its defence, the car was planning to s**t in the owner's breakfast, either way. Cats are c***s.

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    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! That poor cat. I laughed do,hard I peed

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats love water the look of terror proves it.

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    #31

    I'm Off To College. My Mom Handed Me This And Told Me This Is The Only Cup I Can Drink Beer/Alcohol Out Of

    I'm Off To College. My Mom Handed Me This And Told Me This Is The Only Cup I Can Drink Beer/Alcohol Out Of

    puntini Report

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just line it in plastic wrap, and you're home free....:D

    Come With Me
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John L you are a bloody genius, never in my life I would thought about that

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    Come With Me
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish my mom gave me this, my life would be so much different now

    Marlene Dunn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say that just means you drink out of the bottle.

    Shelly Fletcher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Press and seal will allow you to drink out of it with no leaks

    Rebecca Strothers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cup holder so your cup doesn't get smashed.

    Maria Martin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a paper cup inside. But MOM is right. STUDY.

    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol after two drinks in that cup: omg i'm soooo drunk.

    Bipolar King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it can double as an ashtray

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    #32

    Came Home From School, And Mom Had Cleaned My Room, And... This... Wtf?

    Came Home From School, And Mom Had Cleaned My Room, And... This... Wtf?

    meemersbarnhart Report

    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    draw me like one of your french monkeys

    Nymeria Of Rhoyne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG !!!! Hahahahahhaha !!! Its the TOM and you made me laugh so freakin hard ! Go figure.

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    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look it's me trying act natural after I trip over my dog and face plant into the litter box in front of my boss who's eating dinner.

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for not doing it yourself! ;)

    cool sun
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a hot chick waiting for you!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would've be funnier with a box on condom on the side :-)

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit me like one of your French girls

    Tiffany Wilson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mom cleans your room? Mine won't clean my room...of course, we don't live together but that's entirely moot, LOL!

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    #33

    My Mom Made Me Some Mittens And Sent Them To Me In The Mail. I Approve

    My Mom Made Me Some Mittens And Sent Them To Me In The Mail. I Approve

    tittysprinklesrgod Report

    Lynnie Hendricks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some spectacular knitting! Amazing work, Mom!

    Carlos Delfín
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more "s" in "as" and it'll become in the weirdest porn category ever.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far better at knitting than I am :) wow

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely fantastic work. Ive attempted fair isle and it didn't go well.

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    #34

    I'm Staying At My Parents Place For The Night. My Mom Prepared The Couch For Me. I'm 27

    I'm Staying At My Parents Place For The Night. My Mom Prepared The Couch For Me. I'm 27

    whatislife4 Report

    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem. *turn around under my spongbob blanket.

    Aline Batista
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll always be her baby. Enjoy it 😄

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 28 and I'd still love sleeping in dino blankets.

    cool sun
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 29 and i love my Tweety&Sylvester sheets. I also have some others with piglets and cows.

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LAst time I was staying at my parents, my mom made me a bed with my brother's old Batman sheets xD I'm a 31-year old female, but yeah I kinda like Batman :P

    mewmew34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks fine to me. I'm a 33 year old woman and using an old Dragon Ball Z blanket on my bed.

    Linsday Dennis Durán Cerezo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks mom... And...my blanket of power rangers? You know that are my favorite

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    #35

    I'm Having A Vasectomy Tomorrow And My Mom Got Me A Cake

    I'm Having A Vasectomy Tomorrow And My Mom Got Me A Cake

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    #36

    My Mom Sent Me An Email Yesterday With The Subject "She Won The Contest." This Is What She Sent

    My Mom Sent Me An Email Yesterday With The Subject "She Won The Contest." This Is What She Sent

    satellitekid Report

    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what contest?! i want to know more about this contest!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the tail ... does it come in a ladies size 6?

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me the cat's name is Ariel!

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. For the sake of the cat, you need to move back home, ASAP. Mom needs someone to mother! ;)

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    #37

    After An Unfortunate Incident Involving My Girlfriend, My Mom Made This Cake To Apologize

    After An Unfortunate Incident Involving My Girlfriend, My Mom Made This Cake To Apologize

    One_Skinny_Mexican Report

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that girl laughs, she's a keeper!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're cool with it. it's the important thing

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY... If she laughs... she's the perfect addition to the family.

    Jenny Jozwiak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least the kid is humpable!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you posted it. Who are you most proud of; your mom, your girlfriend, or yourself? ... or the baker who spelled everything correctly?

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be embarassed as h**l but this is hilarious

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must be the same couple who later went home depot looking for a ceiling fan with mom, she sounds alike

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    #38

    Asked Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided That A Check Would Be Too Easy

    Asked Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided That A Check Would Be Too Easy

    cunt_dooku Report

    Mary Adams
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ate all the Tootsie Rolls?!❣️

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius idea! Very creative mom :)

    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trick or treating for grownups

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applaud the effort taken, well done mum!

    Henry Saravia-Melara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to work for it.Money is not free.

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    #39

    My Mom Made This To Entertain The Family During A Grad Ceremony

    My Mom Made This To Entertain The Family During A Grad Ceremony

    LainieBarbarian Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be done within the first ten minutes!

    Klara Krejcova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have something similar for our staff meetings. Our boss was happy we "make notes". Win-win strategy.

    Christina B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I have friends who went to Handworth!

    Lunar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great to have everyone's attention on the speech 😂

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet everyone in the family won

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    #40

    My Mom Andrea Started Making Preserves

    My Mom Andrea Started Making Preserves

    knifebladejustice Report

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be the start of something Big! ;D

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would copywrite that immediately

    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    last christmas i aksed for beats and my mom got me a box of beats by dre but when i opened the box there weren't any beats but there were beets i was so mad( she gave the actual beats to my younger sister)

    therealpixie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear god, I hope you misspoke. Preserves have sugar added. Sugared beets are just too much to think about this morning.

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend puts sugar on his beets. I just broke your mind.

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    #41

    So This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Mother And Your Cat Alone At Home

    So This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Mother And Your Cat Alone At Home

    docedeovo Report

    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come join the darkside Kitty McFluffy

    Featherking
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a cat. I’m already ON the dark side, mr weird helmet person.

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    Sarah Baldwin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Force is strong with this one."

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if Batcat nelts you with his x-ray vision first!

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow The Last Jedi look amazing!!

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come to the dark side, we have cat nip."

    Beverly Wiegand
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kaos! This is where you disappear to during the day!

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    #42

    This Mom

    This Mom

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what we call "Negative Encouragement" today?

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is my sister by another mister

    Dallas Gabriel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom in a nut shell... still love her tho =^_^=

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    #43

    The Only Hombre She Has Ever Done

    The Only Hombre She Has Ever Done

    msatomicbex Report

    Uruk Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pronounced om as in mom br as in breakfast silent e

    Crystllee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh a little too much.

    #44

    Remember When I Was Temporarily Blind And My Mom Took Me Shopping But I Got Lost In The Parking Lot And Ended Up Confused And In A Hole And She Just Took Pictures Instead Of Helping Me

    Remember When I Was Temporarily Blind And My Mom Took Me Shopping But I Got Lost In The Parking Lot And Ended Up Confused And In A Hole And She Just Took Pictures Instead Of Helping Me

    owlmylove Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    parents need pictures to show to your boyfriend/girlfriend the first time they met the parents!!!!

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full marks that they are in focus too, me laughing would have made every one of them blurry

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t, that is really horrible of her if this is true.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something doesn't add up here... temporarily blind but allowed to roam around unescorted near a busy road?

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    #45

    My Mom Made Me An Amazing Birthday Cake Tonight!

    My Mom Made Me An Amazing Birthday Cake Tonight!

    amsbkwrm Report

    Silvia Silviutza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am gonna steal the idea. It is great!

    Jess Cornn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 33 and I want this to be my next cake. Mom...

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't see what great about being proud of night of booze and hangover.

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    #46

    My Mom Has Always Been Artistic When It Comes To Decorating Cakes, This Will Always Be My Favorite. "Jeffaroonie" Didn't Appreciate It As Much As The Rest Of Us

    My Mom Has Always Been Artistic When It Comes To Decorating Cakes, This Will Always Be My Favorite. "Jeffaroonie" Didn't Appreciate It As Much As The Rest Of Us

    FFBB648 Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you not love this? Cheer up Jefferooney!

    Linsday Dennis Durán Cerezo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inside of Jeffaronie: Aaah +w+ a unicorn...! Ehem... Keep calm boy, jeep calm

    Beks Czar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it suppose to be a unicorn peeing? Because my mind went way further than that!

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    #47

    My Mom Wins Best Gift Of The Year

    My Mom Wins Best Gift Of The Year

    mntoak Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I aks myself how many of these "things" have been made..

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like who thought that needed to be a thing?

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    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its all kinds of weird. Yet, i want one...

    Michelle Mobley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect outfit for robbing banks. They will be looking at the cat and never be able to ID you.

    Aurelia Grey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gift is totally EPIC!! One for the ages!

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    #48

    My Mom Slid This Under My Door After Walking In On Me Watching Buffy And Sobbing

    My Mom Slid This Under My Door After Walking In On Me Watching Buffy And Sobbing

    typhoidgrievous Report

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even watch that episode anymore since my own mom died. Aw... Good mom!

    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need this whenever one of my favorite characters dies

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo! Darn, I’m only on season 3!

    Nymeria Of Rhoyne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to GOT,I am dead inside .RIP Nymeria,Summer,Shaggydog,Greywind , Margaery,Hodor,(not you Joff),Eddard,Oberyn and on and on it goes.

    Coltyn Emmerich
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was quite sad when Joyce Summers died on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I agree. :(

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    #49

    Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside

    Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside

    www.boredpanda.com Report

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is obviously not her first rodeo with you guys

    Sreejith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be not your first prank....

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no blood, so it's not an emergency. Hasn't your mum taught you this? ha ha

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    #50

    My Sister And Nephew-She Could Be Mom Of The Year (His Face Is Priceless)

    My Sister And Nephew-She Could Be Mom Of The Year (His Face Is Priceless)

    paintnwood Report

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I bought it kid wait your turn"

    Sitano Moto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AUNTIE!!!! SHE TOOK MY BIKE!!!!

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    #51

    Her Excuse Was She Didnt Have Any Other Picture Frames, Thanks Mom

    Her Excuse Was She Didnt Have Any Other Picture Frames, Thanks Mom

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    Кристина Койчева
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kind of cool... it looks like all the princess are dreaming for the guy ^_^

    mewmew34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy is surrounded by a bunch of hot young women. How is this a problem?

    Deneille Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was also too cheap to buy the pictures ":)

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a picture of the actual guy?

    Diana CrunChewy Watson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like all the princesses are swooning over him.

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hohi hohi it's time to say goodbye! If Disney sues we'll claim fair use. Hohi hohihohihohiiiiii

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    #52

    I Come Home To My Dog Like This And My Mom Laughing Hysterically In Her Room

    I Come Home To My Dog Like This And My Mom Laughing Hysterically In Her Room

    jennicolee Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you see what your mom did to me?

    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do i look? are my eyebrows on fleek?

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone did that to my dog they better have locked that door from the inside.

    Linsday Dennis Durán Cerezo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: ooooh c**p, the mom's owner makes rare noises... C**p... What i do?

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    #53

    Beautiful Card

    Beautiful Card

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    Claire Bear
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yaaaa I bet he loved it all right

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    #54

    My Divorce Is Finalized Tomorrow So My Mom Bought Me This To Commemorate The Occasion. Guess She Didn't Like Her

    My Divorce Is Finalized Tomorrow So My Mom Bought Me This To Commemorate The Occasion. Guess She Didn't Like Her

    orion2222 Report

    #55

    My Family Is Pretty Odd. Tonight, My Mom Hired An Elvis Impersonator And Didn't Tell Anyone About It

    My Family Is Pretty Odd. Tonight, My Mom Hired An Elvis Impersonator And Didn't Tell Anyone About It

    Sneegro-damus Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? You can't take your money with you so blow it on Elvis impersonators.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep telling my kids "go to vegas, get married by Elvis!"

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    Carlton Schaps
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always time for an Elvis impersonator!

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, he looks just like Elvis... Davis.

    #56

    This Funny Mom

    This Funny Mom

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    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kazoo is a musical instrument with a horrible sound. https://www.google.fi/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwjGsKiWycLTAhXFliwKHT0BA20Qxa8BCBkwAQ&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA&sig2=z6uGBogqiNo36kWVSzxpTw

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    Dannielle Sommers
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh papa emeritus the 3rd would have no issue with the kazoos. bless his poor soul

    Blue wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Toot agresivly"? I can't believe what I just read! 😂

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    #57

    My Mom Said Some Creep Was Checking Her Out At The Grocery Store Today. She Snapped A Stealthy Pic Of The Culprit

    My Mom Said Some Creep Was Checking Her Out At The Grocery Store Today. She Snapped A Stealthy Pic Of The Culprit

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most adorable creep ever!

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mid if he was checking me out.

    Johnette Pace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a young Jolie- chaclate and tan double dapple. Even the eyebrow dots are exactly the same.

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    #58

    A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home. Instead Of A Card I Got This Wonderful Piece Of Advice From My Mother, In The Form Of An Embroidered Pillow (Which She Made Herself... I Love My Mom)

    A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home. Instead Of A Card I Got This Wonderful Piece Of Advice From My Mother, In The Form Of An Embroidered Pillow (Which She Made Herself... I Love My Mom)

    cvkxhz Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful craftsmanship!

    Schimanovszky Ágota
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite, I swear :"D I would be so proud of it!

    #59

    My Mom Is Selling My Brothers Iguana

    My Mom Is Selling My Brothers Iguana

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad and irresponsible of her son.

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know they beg for the pet(s) but mum always ends up with them. I myself can hardly wait for the day I end up with my sons pet carpet python who is now almost 2 metres long

    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am lucky with my son - he takes care alone for his pets - fishes and a bunny. :)

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    Marioara Popescu
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    8 years ago

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    Your brother is a d**k and you need a grammar book.

    #60

    My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

    My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

    hotdogfinatic Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *packing bags to Jamaica*

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this where Chef from South park went?

    Shanice Hall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Jamaican, i can pretty much assure you that he is not a drug dealer; but rather a herbalist..

    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I know Cannabis is also a herb. :)

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    Jessica Hepler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guards in the back give 0 craps XD

    Patrick Poole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend with weed is a friend indeed

    Deneille Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure that's all she did too was stumble ................

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm drooling... I need to go to Jamaica.

    Silvia Silviutza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drug dealer? And the police is 10 feet away....

    Rachelle Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was literally the first thing that happened when I stepped off the airplane in Jamaica.

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    #61

    My Mom Sent Me An Email From Estonia Titled "Selfie Of A Selfie"

    My Mom Sent Me An Email From Estonia Titled "Selfie Of A Selfie"

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    #62

    My Mother Likes To Send Me Pictures Of My Dog While I'm At Work

    My Mother Likes To Send Me Pictures Of My Dog While I'm At Work

    jklicia Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg! pool, grass, sun... damn i'm sick of winter

    Laura Heise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! From winter will never end Edmonton, Alberta

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    #63

    Best Mommy Ever

    Best Mommy Ever

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    Deneille Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a very confused mother

    #64

    I Was Nervous For An Interview Today, So My Mother Left Me This To Make Me Smile

    I Was Nervous For An Interview Today, So My Mother Left Me This To Make Me Smile

    tarantinogirl Report

    #65

    My Mom Sent Me An Easter Care Package

    My Mom Sent Me An Easter Care Package

    meradav Report

    Helen Burgess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i made an 'easter tree' for our heathen household.

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    #66

    New Slang Was Born

    New Slang Was Born

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    #67

    Mom Got Snowed In. She Did This With The Snow That Was Blocking Her From Leaving The House

    Mom Got Snowed In. She Did This With The Snow That Was Blocking Her From Leaving The House

    TheOhgr Report

    Jennifer Oldham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may look like shaving cream, but there's no way it would hold anything like the shower head.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think about "Psycho".

    #68

    Just Be Careful

    Just Be Careful

    glamazord Report

    Deb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been a minute and I'm still LOL'ing about this one.

    Bee Newyin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao this mother has more punchline then most rappers nowadays .. haha

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hhashahahahaha thaty was too clever.. hahahahah

    #69

    My Mom Asked NBA Point Guard Deron Williams If She Could Take A Picture Of His Shirt. He Thought She Was A Fan Just Trying To Get A Picture Of Him

    My Mom Asked NBA Point Guard Deron Williams If She Could Take A Picture Of His Shirt. He Thought She Was A Fan Just Trying To Get A Picture Of Him

    hook_killed_pan Report

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    #70

    So My Mom Bought Little Hats This Morning

    So My Mom Bought Little Hats This Morning

    ChronicBuddz Report

    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    come on let me see those jazz paws

    Dan Davis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it up for the Hat Boxers!

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    #71

    My Mom Downloaded Meme Generator. She Was Excited To Send Me This

    My Mom Downloaded Meme Generator. She Was Excited To Send Me This

    WeWillRiseAgainst Report

    Wendy Fitzkloo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be reusing this meme at the appropriate time

    #72

    My Mom Sends The Best Care Packages

    My Mom Sends The Best Care Packages

    Snulla12 Report

    Jennifer Oldham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! I can't be the only one who wants the She-Ra version of this, can I?

    Tais de Lillard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A girl at my school wears that shirt

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    #73

    Friend's Mom Mixed Up Pajama Day And Picture Day. He Was Not Pleased

    Friend's Mom Mixed Up Pajama Day And Picture Day. He Was Not Pleased

    KillerKenyan Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job mom. He probably got picked on.

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like that look better, picture day and pj day should be combined

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he will be happy with it later

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Mowgli kid!

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    #74

    My 70 Year Old Mom Stood Behind This Pair Of Mannequin Legs. The Fact She Pulled The Back Of Her Jacket Over The Top Off The Ass Helped Fool Everybody (You Can See Her Blue Jeans If You Look Closely)

    My 70 Year Old Mom Stood Behind This Pair Of Mannequin Legs. The Fact She Pulled The Back Of Her Jacket Over The Top Off The Ass Helped Fool Everybody (You Can See Her Blue Jeans If You Look Closely)

    printThisAndSmokeIt Report

    Silvia Silviutza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks more like 40-45, and she should try those leggings.

    Max Lombardi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, tell her she looks as hot as she's 29.

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    #75

    Funny Mom Text

    Funny Mom Text

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    #76

    My Nephew Accidentally Knocked The Head Off Of Santa. My Mom Fixed It

    My Nephew Accidentally Knocked The Head Off Of Santa. My Mom Fixed It

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    Sitano Moto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.... he'll be feeling your Presents for sure now!

    Chris Batchelor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darth Clause actually sounds a bit sinister. "I don't believe in santa!" --- "I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

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    StarbeamGirly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *Walking down dark hallway at midnight to get water. Trips over something large, hears something break. Me: Oh @&#*! Me: *Grabs flashlight. Turns on. Sees santa head detached from body.* @&$?!#%*& *Gets idea. Goes back to bedroom. Grabs Darth Vader helmet. Goes back. Put helmet on santa body. Hides santa head. Goes back to sleep.*

    #77

    Pot Joke

    Pot Joke

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    Sitano Moto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that these two play along with each other. It's really cute!

    Chris Batchelor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't tell if it was a play-along or if mom's message arrived late, lol.

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    #78

    My Mom Ran Into Waka Flocka At The Airport And Sent Me This Picture

    My Mom Ran Into Waka Flocka At The Airport And Sent Me This Picture

    mblonsk Report

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure he's a rapper, I've heard my older bro talk about him

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    J.E.C.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly how did the MOM know who he was lol

    Julia Wolfe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mom knows who waka flaka is? Cool mom.

    Rina Ryuka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What bothers me is that we don't know him but nor his name. But the mom knows him and his face. Hmm.

    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is one of the best at present! Your mom is so cool!

    Helen Burgess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know who that is, but he looks really cool.

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    #79

    Came Home To This In My Drawer. Well Played, Mom

    Came Home To This In My Drawer. Well Played, Mom

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of “Roman emperor in a lower temperature / Julius in the Coolius” from a recent post

    Laura Betz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I almost peed my self and scared the dog with my snorting/laughing

    Deneille Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Son this is how we view women..........just ask your dad

    Tony Cabré
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She got a bottle of Bourbon also...?

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. This is amazing. And less creepy than the elf on the shelf. That thing is big boys crack head brother

    #80

    My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement

    My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement

    heaverdini Report

    J.E.C.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are old enough to go to a bar why are you asking your parents to replace your phone? you're lucky you got something!

    Bipolar King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you call an iPhone by any other name

    #81

    My Mom Likes To Snapchat Me

    My Mom Likes To Snapchat Me

    kevinillest Report

    Sitano Moto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww that is SO MEAN!!! XD mom!!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo. Dozens of the secret agent spy types.

    Elizabeth Nin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh. THats emotional abuse. What an a*****e.

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    #82

    Mom Bought Me This Christmas Sweater... I Can't Even

    Mom Bought Me This Christmas Sweater... I Can't Even

    dakang727 Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great one! i'd totally wear it!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you wore it for the selfie.

    AmStick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear God! One of my sons would sooo wear this if I got it for him!

    StarbeamGirly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a beautiful Jurassic Park parody! 😂

    Nora Mary
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't you, a little bit??? lol

    Christine Musal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did she find this magnificent sweater?

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad I've actually seen this at my local head shop around Christmas?

    #83

    My Mom Just Send Me This With The Caption "Happy Cinco De Mayo"

    My Mom Just Send Me This With The Caption "Happy Cinco De Mayo"

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    #84

    My Mom's New Coin Purse. I Love My Mom

    My Mom's New Coin Purse. I Love My Mom

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    #85

    This T-Shirt Mom Picked Out

    This T-Shirt Mom Picked Out

    massivecoiler Report

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the legs match really well!

    Claudia Espindola
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering if I can wear it at work? After all, it is not sleeves or spaghetti straps..

    Sharon Malton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubbish! Fake! She's in Chicago PD 🤔

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, I think she's trying hard to tell you something straight..

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    #87

    I Asked For New Pillows For My Couch, My Step Mom Made Me One Of My Dog

    I Asked For New Pillows For My Couch, My Step Mom Made Me One Of My Dog

    peanutsandsquirrels Report

    mewmew34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some day, when the time comes that puppy is gone forever, that pillow will be their favorite thing ever.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a micro nanny cam behind that eye ... watching your every move.

    StarbeamGirly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is giving the face of, "Please for the love of god, don't fart." 😂

    #88

    When A Friend Told Me His Mom Was Writing A Piece For The Newspaper, I Was Not Expecting This

    When A Friend Told Me His Mom Was Writing A Piece For The Newspaper, I Was Not Expecting This

    adventure_owl Report

    #89

    My Mom Bought Me A Two Carrot Gold Ring

    My Mom Bought Me A Two Carrot Gold Ring

    sorry Report

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    #90

    Gave My 11 Yr Old His New Meds This Morning. He Looked At It And Said I'm Not Putting A Big D In My Mouth. Took Every Bit Of Responsible Mom Power I Had Not To Scream That's What She Said

    Gave My 11 Yr Old His New Meds This Morning. He Looked At It And Said I'm Not Putting A Big D In My Mouth. Took Every Bit Of Responsible Mom Power I Had Not To Scream That's What She Said

    thats_n0t_funny Report

    #91

    We Gave My Mom Two Presents For Her Birthday

    We Gave My Mom Two Presents For Her Birthday

    Minimalist_Troll Report

    #92

    Swear To God My Mom Called Me Down For This One Joke

    Swear To God My Mom Called Me Down For This One Joke

    millselle Report

    #93

    I'm Almost 40. My Mom Knitted This For Me For Christmas

    I'm Almost 40. My Mom Knitted This For Me For Christmas

    ainsma Report

    Richie Alvey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p.. I haven't had anything but a full beard in years.. but I'm not sure if it's my clone or not =/ 16730312_1...5bb5da.jpg 16730312_1134581499984194_3287197802921558962_n-5901f5f5bb5da.jpg

    just a thought
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes ! I see the resemblance ! You might have found your doppelganger !

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    Toni Fuscellaro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your shirt says Endless Summer, so you won't ever have to wear it! Lol

    Karen Ballou
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey - it's blue.

    Patrix Drea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope for you your summer stays endless :))

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    #94

    Earning My "World's Best Mom" Mug One Morning At A Time. 4...3...2...

    Earning My "World's Best Mom" Mug One Morning At A Time. 4...3...2...

    Justanexcitablegirl Report

    21 Kisses
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww look at his wittle face...

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough counseling in the world... :D

    #95

    My Mom Showed Me Her Special Ingredient

    My Mom Showed Me Her Special Ingredient

    SlayterDev Report

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahahaha - "hey mom, what on this chicken" "special s**t", "where'd you get it?".....

    Xinyi Ye
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This ain't some plain s**t yo"

    #96

    My Daughter Wanted An Apple. Like A Good Mom I Grabbed A Camera When She Pulled This Bag Off The Counter Herself

    My Daughter Wanted An Apple. Like A Good Mom I Grabbed A Camera When She Pulled This Bag Off The Counter Herself

    fishfishfishf Report

    StarbeamGirly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First picture- me: I want something spicy. Last picture- me: *Regretting life decision while trying to find something to put the fire out thats in my mouth* 😂

    Charlene King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! My son did this years ago! It was too funny!

    Rebecca Fisher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a video of my son doing similar he grabbed an onion out of the cupboard and insisted it was an apple

    #97

    My Mom Refuses To Send "Normal" Care Packages To My Dorm

    My Mom Refuses To Send "Normal" Care Packages To My Dorm

    DevonDeez Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal = boring your Mom is at least not boring.

    Sitano Moto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cherish your mother and never let her go

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    #98

    Oh, Mom ...

    Oh, Mom ...

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    Chris Batchelor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry" "Stop it! I'm trying to run!" "But..." "Enough!" "Okay, fine." "...Now I just broke my phone. Thanks."

    #99

    So My Friend's Kid Asked For Cod For His Xbox And She Bought Him This. Troll Mum

    So My Friend's Kid Asked For Cod For His Xbox And She Bought Him This. Troll Mum

    loricasegmentata Report

    Bridgette David
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that's his "pretending to be mad" face. And not his "I'm so spoiled i cannot even take a joke" face.

    Dannielle Sommers
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably less toxic as the kids that are playing it

    Brandi Walker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably still got him the game. Just pulled this prank.

    Hannah The Bear
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he got a proper present, even if not the one he wabted

    Bee Newyin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She shouldve written a big X on that box as well lol that would have been a 2 in 1 combo .. haha

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's too young for such a violent game.

    Rafael Tiba
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    first time a see a fay kid sad because of food.

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    #100

    My Family Visited Me For My Birthday. My Mom Has Ran Out Of Fucks To Give

    My Family Visited Me For My Birthday. My Mom Has Ran Out Of Fucks To Give

    iCeCoCaCoLa64 Report

    just a thought
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your family visited you ...

    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well y'know you can get a box at the store for 1.99

    #101

    Troll Mom: Mashed Potatoes And Meatloaf

    Troll Mom: Mashed Potatoes And Meatloaf

    Zebramoodle Report

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yyOOOO IVE HAD THOSE BEFORE FOR REAL AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice touch of a dinner

    Helen Burgess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd rather have these than a real cupcake anyday!

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    #103

    Well, I Wasn't Expecting That. Thanks, Mom

    Well, I Wasn't Expecting That. Thanks, Mom

    rvalerius Report

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend got me the same card. She used my money to buy it along with a gift...

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just the first 2 would be fine for me

    #104

    Apparently My Mom Didn't Like Her Past Two Christmas Presents

    Apparently My Mom Didn't Like Her Past Two Christmas Presents

    steals_pineapples Report

    Deneille Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um I would be making her crafts that are pointless since she obviously doesn't appreciate a GIFT

    Allie Orona
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. They're pretty useful if you like to get creative, or bake.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing she just needs someone to show her how good home-cooked food can be... I see a lot of paper-plates, canned soup, and slow-cooker meal-in-a-bag. I definitely appreciate my food-processor and mixer.

    #105

    I Also Asked My Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided To Give Me A Money Wreath

    I Also Asked My Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided To Give Me A Money Wreath

    HiNeighborBye Report

    Carrol Brunet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like more than 1700 dollars

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd feel bad having to spend it. Then i would look at what i bought and feel better.

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    #106

    My Mom’s Facebook. It Hurts So Bad I Literally Groaned Out Loud. I’m So Proud. This Is My Lineage

    My Mom’s Facebook. It Hurts So Bad I Literally Groaned Out Loud. I’m So Proud. This Is My Lineage

    durnesque-esque Report

    #107

    My Friend's Mom Gave This To Us And We Didn't Even See It Coming

    My Friend's Mom Gave This To Us And We Didn't Even See It Coming

    anthonygtran Report

    #108

    My Mom Gave This To Me. Should I Be Concerned?

    My Mom Gave This To Me. Should I Be Concerned?

    benlgeier Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a hug around the neck with a rope!

    Sushi Smack
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by the hulk. on steroids. in a dangerous factory.

    #109

    Pulled Up To See My Mom Was Getting Rid Of The Older Model

    Pulled Up To See My Mom Was Getting Rid Of The Older Model

    BugEyedBeauty Report

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    #110

    Went To Put On My Boots For The First Time Since Last Fall. I Pulled Out What Looked To Be An Ancient Moldy Banana And A This Note In My Mom's Handwriting. I Think I Missed This Joke By About A Year

    Went To Put On My Boots For The First Time Since Last Fall. I Pulled Out What Looked To Be An Ancient Moldy Banana And A This Note In My Mom's Handwriting. I Think I Missed This Joke By About A Year

    sagelface Report

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess she didn't smell it before then?

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O.k. I give up. Could someone explain it for me?

    Zhenhui Wu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person's mom put a banana in his shoe as a prank. The prank was not discovered for over a year.

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    #111

    Mom Took An Extra Dose Of Prescription Cough Medicine... Not A Suicide

    Mom Took An Extra Dose Of Prescription Cough Medicine... Not A Suicide

    OctoberSix Report

    #112

    Just A Reminder That I Got A Bag Of Clothes From My Step Mom And Put This On My Lips Thinking It Was Chapstick. I'm Still Traumatized

    Just A Reminder That I Got A Bag Of Clothes From My Step Mom And Put This On My Lips Thinking It Was Chapstick. I'm Still Traumatized

    sweetkisser143 Report

    Jessica Hepler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she removed the label you would never know

    Debbie Palmer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These actually make great lip balm. Better than Chap Stick for healing chapped lips. Used one of my older sisters, it was cherry.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really need to examine what's going onto and into their body.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was your step mom.

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    #113

    My Mom Just Put Out These Coasters

    My Mom Just Put Out These Coasters

    SippelandGarfuckel Report

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    #114

    So My Mom Sent Me This Picture Of Her Dog

    So My Mom Sent Me This Picture Of Her Dog

    Ryan3772 Report

    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that dog has more money than me!

    Brandi Walker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't tell is they are real or the fake $100 that you can buy that look pretty real.

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    #115

    My Mom Spaced Out While Wrapping Gifts This Year... Guess I Know Where She Got This One

    My Mom Spaced Out While Wrapping Gifts This Year... Guess I Know Where She Got This One

    maidenvoyage14 Report

    #116

    This Is The Last Time I Play Cards Against Humanity With My Mom

    This Is The Last Time I Play Cards Against Humanity With My Mom

    Chicoramero Report

    Cassandra Schueler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that same one and I didn't win the round T,T

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #117

    My Mom Is Struggling To Comprehend Secret Santa

    My Mom Is Struggling To Comprehend Secret Santa

    proxima Report

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    #118

    Mom Asked What Kind Of Cake I Wanted For My Birthday. Jokingly Said "Urinal". She Delivers Like She Did 23 Years Ago

    Mom Asked What Kind Of Cake I Wanted For My Birthday. Jokingly Said "Urinal". She Delivers Like She Did 23 Years Ago

    mrfluff_n_snuff Report

    Mary Obrien
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid question here, but, What are they? Tablets of some kind?

    Claire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made by Godiva..."minty". *waits to see if anyone gets the reference*

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope you didn't get the taste

    #119

    I Left My Mom To Paint Her Room And Came Back In On This

    I Left My Mom To Paint Her Room And Came Back In On This

    NelsonSchneider Report

    Claudia Espindola
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no!, now you better find a labyrinth to hide!..note to younger generation, movie "the shining "

    Bridgette David
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the movie The Shining. It is murder spelled backwards.

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    #121

    My Mom Is 54 And Runs A Hospital. She Printed These Out For All Her Employees

    My Mom Is 54 And Runs A Hospital. She Printed These Out For All Her Employees

    GOBUCKS614 Report

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    #122

    Mom On Snapchat

    Mom On Snapchat

    halliemmayo Report

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that she knows what hot boxing is. Usually weed smoke but still.

    Lily White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't she know what hot boxing is? I really hate it when people think the world started when they were born...

    Stacy Denman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she means she "Dutch ovened" her

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your moms the queen of air and darkness.... funny evil.

    #123

    My Friend Got This Birthday Card From Her Mom

    My Friend Got This Birthday Card From Her Mom

    BSCavalier Report

    FullSpectrum Survivalist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must really like the number 9, because she writes "I", and "H" as nines, the "H" is an upright and upside down 9, and don't tell me it's a 6, clearly there is a pattern going on here. "d" is a reverse 9, "g" is a nine.

    Franje Partik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's schoolcursi emy grandfather writes like that also

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    #124

    Girlfriend Just Sent This To Me, Her Mom Is A Cubs Fan

    Girlfriend Just Sent This To Me, Her Mom Is A Cubs Fan

    mcgowinator Report

    #125

    My Mom Made This For Me For My Birthday. She Shares My Sense Of Humor

    My Mom Made This For Me For My Birthday. She Shares My Sense Of Humor

    Napoleon_Hill Report

    Diane Serpa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really well composed and designed.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wanna get on your bad side; or hers.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and your name is Conan, I suppose?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it's Barbara? ...coming from Barbarians, of which Conan was one :)

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    Nora Mary
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get her to make me one, too! lol

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    #126

    Woke Up To This Gem Of A Text From My Mom This Morning

    Woke Up To This Gem Of A Text From My Mom This Morning

    chizzyo Report

    Misty Kitchen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's a little uptight, and it's not who you'd expect.

    Tony Cabré
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope you are a daughter and not a son. I'd be worried otherwise

    #127

    Christmas Present From My Mom This Year. Killin It

    Christmas Present From My Mom This Year. Killin It

    willowawebs Report

    #128

    I'm Color Blind, And My Mom Thought This Would Be A Funny Gift

    I'm Color Blind, And My Mom Thought This Would Be A Funny Gift

    RobeGuyZach Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at it this way... you'll always win!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this rubix cube somehow only has 3 sides, I'm good to go!

    #129

    Mom Joke

    Mom Joke

    m-gawain Report

    Piotr Ptaszek
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius. Here's intelligent humour if I ever saw one :D

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    #130

    My Mom Works At A Rehab Clinic And Came Up With This Idea For A Class Pumpkin Project. Some Are Questioning Her 'Morbid' Sense Of Humor, But She Just Doesn't See Why

    My Mom Works At A Rehab Clinic And Came Up With This Idea For A Class Pumpkin Project. Some Are Questioning Her 'Morbid' Sense Of Humor, But She Just Doesn't See Why

    DayumJessie Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Cookie Monster morbid for having a googlie eye day?

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the Cookie Monster is addicted to cookies. She works in a rehab clinic...

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    #131

    Thanks Mom

    Thanks Mom

    sxe1215 Report

    #132

    I Think My Mom Is Starting To Lose It

    I Think My Mom Is Starting To Lose It

    teambartowski Report

    #133

    The Snapchat I Got From My Mom Shortly After My Grandma Said Something Rude To Her

    The Snapchat I Got From My Mom Shortly After My Grandma Said Something Rude To Her

    Tganggggg Report

    Deneille Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah .........about those TSA reports

    Kaena Kołodziej
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not. I can imagine doing that "to" my mom. Or doing my mom that to her mom :D

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    #134

    My Mom Was Good With Costumes. She Was Less Good With Sensitivity

    My Mom Was Good With Costumes. She Was Less Good With Sensitivity

    McKeddie Report

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its wrong, but oh so funny!!!! (yes, i'm black) - hahahah pity the fool!!!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg! she'll be accused of blackface!!!! great costume by the way

    #135

    Is My Mom Trying To Make A Pot Brownie Joke?

    Is My Mom Trying To Make A Pot Brownie Joke?

    SwaggitySwooty_ Report

    Star
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks like a really good brownie

    #136

    So I Come Home To My Room For The Holidays To This... I Think My Mom Either Has A Twisted Sense Of Humor, Or She's Getting Impatient

    So I Come Home To My Room For The Holidays To This... I Think My Mom Either Has A Twisted Sense Of Humor, Or She's Getting Impatient

    Preblegorillaman Report

    #137

    Alanis Morissette Is Here To Remind You

    Alanis Morissette Is Here To Remind You

    ohmytheon Report

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    #138

    My Mum Has Snapchat And She Thinks She's Hilarious

    My Mum Has Snapchat And She Thinks She's Hilarious

    untiltheygo Report

    Chris Batchelor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1-Star We literally waited FOREVER for the waitstaff to take our order!

    mewmew34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need one of those skeletons.

    #139

    Not So Swift

    Not So Swift

    clutzy-cas Report

    Chris Batchelor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of how I call people "Brook" if they won't stop babbling.

    #140

    I Told My Mom I Needed Plain Black T-Shirts, And She Comes Home With This

    I Told My Mom I Needed Plain Black T-Shirts, And She Comes Home With This

    Phamdizzle Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She controls the market share of this rare collectors item.

    #141

    I Told My Mom To Sprinkle Some Dip On My 18th Birthday Cake As A Joke

    I Told My Mom To Sprinkle Some Dip On My 18th Birthday Cake As A Joke

    JacobWologo Report

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    #142

    My Mum Just Got Snapchat I'm Dying

    My Mum Just Got Snapchat I'm Dying

    shelleythesnail Report

    #143

    My Mom Played Me So Hard

    My Mom Played Me So Hard

    pimpdaddyrenz Report

    Beverley Nash
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she wants him to come and get her empty bowl?? I think

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm guess she wanted him to bring the dish to the kitchen.

    #144

    My Mom's Sense Of Humor

    My Mom's Sense Of Humor

    d4rkkn1ght Report

    #145

    This DNA Joke

    This DNA Joke

    auldron Report

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    #146

    If You Think Dad Jokes Are Bad, Take A Look At My Moms Jokes

    If You Think Dad Jokes Are Bad, Take A Look At My Moms Jokes

    williamsherlockscottyyholmes Report

    Mimis Nachbarin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. Your mom makes a joke and you call her an idiot. Seriously? Wow. And then you post it? I wonder who's the idiot here...

    Amy Weiss
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down. My mom and I jokingly call each other much worse names, I'm sure that's the case here too.

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    Tony Cabré
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's smart, quick thinking and good sense of humour.

    Breezy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're the one who said tuba....lmao. That wasn't an option.

    Jessica Hepler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How it should have ended. Mom: you are the f**k nugget that doesn't know how to spell tuna

    #147

    My Mom Used My Own Joke Against Me

    My Mom Used My Own Joke Against Me

    konazaki Report

    Helen Burgess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, god... my teen with the "your face!" comments. thankfully she moved past it after a looooong time.

    #148

    Mom Just Send Me Back An Image Of My 3 Year Old Brother

    Mom Just Send Me Back An Image Of My 3 Year Old Brother

    yoyopeyton Report

    #149

    I Was Signing For My Permit And My Mom Decided To Get In On The Joke That I'm An Illegal Mexican

    I Was Signing For My Permit And My Mom Decided To Get In On The Joke That I'm An Illegal Mexican

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    Helen Burgess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't the whole point of being illegal that you don't have papers?

    Beks Czar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuuhhhh illegal immigrants are not all Mexican. There are white, English speaking ones.

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