Sorry, dads, it’s official: moms are the funniest members of the family. You might have a repertoire of rubbish dad jokes to call upon, but as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, these moms take it to a whole new level.
From funny pranks and amusing notes to endearingly groan-worthy jokes and mom memes, this collection of moms is a special kind of funny that is sure to put a smile on your face. Don’t forget to vote for your favorite!
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This Funny Mom
Okay you actually made me spit take with that
Load More Replies...Believe it or not, she is saying a lot more about Islam than she intended. :(
Growing up, my family was Catholic (some have joined other denominations) and always visited family for Christmas. Our cat was taken care of by our neighbors, who were Jewish... so we decided he was also.
My Mom Asked My Brother What He Wanted On His Birthday Cake. He Said, Jokingly, "Jesus Riding A Stegosaurus"
Our Moms Mocked Our Selfie At The Dodger Game
MOMS: When my homies pull up on your block They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta
The Mormons Insisted On Speaking To My Mom. So Here They Are Helping Her Garden
I don't know who I am impressed with most: his mom for talking them into helping her; or them for rolling up their sleeves and tucking in their ties. :D
That is part of who they are. I admire that about them. I don't agree with all, I don't have to. Nice that she got help.
Load More Replies...Mormons are awesome. I told some about how the Methodists brought us cookies after we visited their church when we first moved to the area. The next day the Mormons brought me a plate of brownies. When one of those boys had their bike stolen, we gave them one that we didn't need.
I was more than happy to be put to work when serving as a Mormon missionary! We leave our homes & families no just to preach but to serve :)
If im goanna get preached at, the leat they can do is weed my tomatoes.
Mom Says She Knew I Was Gay Before I Did. I Guffawed. She Showed Me This
Further twist.... he is talking about the old man, those are her grand kids
Load More Replies...My little 8 year old cousin came running downstairs once with my auntie's foot spa yelling "foot thpa tiiiiiiime". We all knew. He's in high school now and hangs out with the girls doing their hair for them.
The kid on the left might be doing jazz hands so keep him on the gaydar too.
still remember a kid who was in school with me... i think i was 7 or 8. he was VERY effeminated. even at this age i tought he was more a girl than a boy. pretty sure he was gay too.
The smile of a parent of at least *one* kid who isn't gonna knock up some girl in highschool lol
Load More Replies...When I Was 6 Years Old, My Mom Picked Me Up From School With Her Hair Looking Different And I Totally Freaked Out. 20 Something Years Later She Still Gives Me A Heads Up When She Changes It To Mentally Prepare Me
Funny Mom
My Mother Is Drunk. I Walked In To The Kitchen To Find Her Having Aligned The Potatoes In Size Order
maybe it is. some moms get drunk on very little wine.
Load More Replies...She has to wait until she is not drunk anymore for that one
Load More Replies...My Mom Knit Me And My Cat Another Set Of Matching Ties For Christmas
Which one is the cat ? According to my brain , the one on the left is the cat , right ? 😂
Load More Replies...As far as I can tell these are rather sewn, not knitted... Nevertheless nice duo :)
no, you can kind of make out the stocking net texture.
Load More Replies...but but this is not funny its awesome . the cats like ayyyy imma model yo
I think what your mom is really saying here is that she wants a grandchild.
Son Studying Abroad Sent Mom Cutout Of Himself And Thought They'd Laugh And Put Somewhere In The Corner. But His Mom Decided To Take The Cutout Along To Family Gatherings
I find that saying "please" usually helps. Disclaimer: not a woman or a mom
Load More Replies...He's at college and his cut out is reading "oh the places you'll go" by Dr. Seuss. I love that
I like the "ring doorbell, win a dog" sign on the doorhandle. The dog is sitting in the corner all "OMG, omg".
I love that the cutout's girlfriend is one of those creepy oversized Barbies.
Friend's Mom Left Him A Note
Because upon showing a girl your residence, you should then proceed to the displaying of the pee pee
My Mom Has This Hanging Above The Dryer In Her Laundry Room
I would need a cork board with around a hundred pins, how are there only four socks in this picture?
I need one for our house, everyone is walking around with mismatched socks.
Feel The Tire
The mom is not " 2 tyred" to bend down and pick up the keys ...
Load More Replies...My Mom Just Gasped And Came Into The Front Room And Said "I Peed On The Floor"
Reminds me of my 14 yo daughter. She spilled one of my spice jars, looked at the label then at me, then said, "what a waste of thyme." I kid you not.
LOL. Am I the only one who didn't get it at first until I read the comments and realized that they were peas and not m&ms.
How My Mom Wrapped My Sister's Rug For Christmas
My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit
This is exactly what my mother did when I was a kid to embarass me
MOM: buzz buzz this is 96e do you respond? SON: bzzzz bzzzzz WORKER: GET OUT
This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme
Just saw a Fresh Prince themed birthday party for a two year old on Facebook. They recreated the opening video. It was epic!
Load More Replies...Is it just me, or does the lawyer look,kinda like Fabio with a haircut?
Now here is a mom who really listens and cares about her son's goals!
Funny Mom Text
Better yet, how'd she train it to do that, and does it do dishes?
Load More Replies...I want a good reason for myau favorite toy had a condom in his head
Why is it a bad thing to find condoms? Isn't it good that they're using protection?
This Cruel Mom
Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture
The fake stabbing was very easy to see. But what has me stumped is just what she was doing with that knife, in order to break that heavy duty blade. :D
😂😂 it happens alot they don't bend well. (Do NOT try to separate frozen anything by wedging the knife into it😂)
Load More Replies...Only thing missing was ketchup & your mom wins an Oscar for best short horror movie
I did this to my teens with a nail-through-the-finger gag. Lots of ketchup and I screamed for good measure. The initial looks on their faces was golden.
Load More Replies...How could she make the picture? Her right hand must have held the knife.
So, My Wife Told Our Kids That The Way To Talk To Santa Was Through Phones In Daddy's Feet
I'm Gay, And My Mom Sent Me This Saying "Remember Your First Weiner?"
Oh i wish i were an Oscar Myer Weiner.... Now that's stuck in my head..
I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me. (Yes, That Is My Mother)
Some Moms are just cooler than others!! You’ve gotten a MAJOR KEEPER!!
My Friend's Mom In Poland Knit A Scarf And Crocheted A Hat For Miko
it is actually very rare for someone to be both a knitter and a crocheter. this is very impressive.
My Mom Made This For My Wife For Her Birthday. It's The Evolution Of My Daughter's Temper Tantrum
That's so cute. She's gonna get a kick out of this when she's older.
My Girlfriend's Mom Is Pretty Awesome
I wish my girlfriend's mom was like that. Have you seen. Monster in law??? That's my case....
Kid Wants A Note To Get Out Of Physical Education Because It's "Too Cold", Mother Delivers
Good mom. Toughen the kid up. Too many lazy kids. I was one and now I'm suffering because of it.
I love it! I have a daughter named Olivia. I might use this one day.
When it's too cold to exercise outside the classes shouldn't be outside or in a gym that's too cold, some kids get sick after a class like that and then miss a whole week of actually important classes xD
My Mom Sent Me This Last Night. I Wish She Was Joking...
My Mom Is In Nursing School And Sent Me This
if yr a mcr fan then Im not okay( i promise) rip
Load More Replies...I laughed my a*s off at this, possibly way more than I should have
My Mom & Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath
why! Oh why did you take a picture and didn't help me! i'll s**t in your cornflake next morning, you'll think it's raisin bran
In its defence, the car was planning to s**t in the owner's breakfast, either way. Cats are c***s.
Load More Replies...I'm Off To College. My Mom Handed Me This And Told Me This Is The Only Cup I Can Drink Beer/Alcohol Out Of
John L you are a bloody genius, never in my life I would thought about that
Load More Replies...Came Home From School, And Mom Had Cleaned My Room, And... This... Wtf?
OMFG !!!! Hahahahahhaha !!! Its the TOM and you made me laugh so freakin hard ! Go figure.
Load More Replies...Oh look it's me trying act natural after I trip over my dog and face plant into the litter box in front of my boss who's eating dinner.
Your mom cleans your room? Mine won't clean my room...of course, we don't live together but that's entirely moot, LOL!
My Mom Made Me Some Mittens And Sent Them To Me In The Mail. I Approve
One more "s" in "as" and it'll become in the weirdest porn category ever.
Absolutely fantastic work. Ive attempted fair isle and it didn't go well.
I'm Staying At My Parents Place For The Night. My Mom Prepared The Couch For Me. I'm 27
I have ponies and jungle print at my dad's
Load More Replies...Thanks mom... And...my blanket of power rangers? You know that are my favorite
I'm Having A Vasectomy Tomorrow And My Mom Got Me A Cake
My Mom Sent Me An Email Yesterday With The Subject "She Won The Contest." This Is What She Sent
Oh my. For the sake of the cat, you need to move back home, ASAP. Mom needs someone to mother! ;)
After An Unfortunate Incident Involving My Girlfriend, My Mom Made This Cake To Apologize
EXACTLY... If she laughs... she's the perfect addition to the family.
Asked Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided That A Check Would Be Too Easy
My Mom Made This To Entertain The Family During A Grad Ceremony
We used to have something similar for our staff meetings. Our boss was happy we "make notes". Win-win strategy.
My Mom Andrea Started Making Preserves
last christmas i aksed for beats and my mom got me a box of beats by dre but when i opened the box there weren't any beats but there were beets i was so mad( she gave the actual beats to my younger sister)
Dear god, I hope you misspoke. Preserves have sugar added. Sugared beets are just too much to think about this morning.
My boyfriend puts sugar on his beets. I just broke your mind.
Load More Replies...So This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Mother And Your Cat Alone At Home
I’m a cat. I’m already ON the dark side, mr weird helmet person.
Load More Replies...This Mom
The Only Hombre She Has Ever Done
Remember When I Was Temporarily Blind And My Mom Took Me Shopping But I Got Lost In The Parking Lot And Ended Up Confused And In A Hole And She Just Took Pictures Instead Of Helping Me
Wait.. please tell me more! How were you temporarily blinded?
Full marks that they are in focus too, me laughing would have made every one of them blurry
My Mom Made Me An Amazing Birthday Cake Tonight!
My Mom Has Always Been Artistic When It Comes To Decorating Cakes, This Will Always Be My Favorite. "Jeffaroonie" Didn't Appreciate It As Much As The Rest Of Us
Inside of Jeffaronie: Aaah +w+ a unicorn...! Ehem... Keep calm boy, jeep calm
My Mom Wins Best Gift Of The Year
Perfect outfit for robbing banks. They will be looking at the cat and never be able to ID you.
My Mom Slid This Under My Door After Walking In On Me Watching Buffy And Sobbing
I can't even watch that episode anymore since my own mom died. Aw... Good mom!
Thanks to GOT,I am dead inside .RIP Nymeria,Summer,Shaggydog,Greywind , Margaery,Hodor,(not you Joff),Eddard,Oberyn and on and on it goes.
It was quite sad when Joyce Summers died on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I agree. :(
Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside
There's no blood, so it's not an emergency. Hasn't your mum taught you this? ha ha
My Sister And Nephew-She Could Be Mom Of The Year (His Face Is Priceless)
Her Excuse Was She Didnt Have Any Other Picture Frames, Thanks Mom
This is kind of cool... it looks like all the princess are dreaming for the guy ^_^
Hohi hohi it's time to say goodbye! If Disney sues we'll claim fair use. Hohi hohihohihohiiiiii
I Come Home To My Dog Like This And My Mom Laughing Hysterically In Her Room
If someone did that to my dog they better have locked that door from the inside.
Dog: ooooh c**p, the mom's owner makes rare noises... C**p... What i do?
Beautiful Card
My Divorce Is Finalized Tomorrow So My Mom Bought Me This To Commemorate The Occasion. Guess She Didn't Like Her
My Family Is Pretty Odd. Tonight, My Mom Hired An Elvis Impersonator And Didn't Tell Anyone About It
Why not? You can't take your money with you so blow it on Elvis impersonators.
I keep telling my kids "go to vegas, get married by Elvis!"
Load More Replies...This Funny Mom
Kazoo is a musical instrument with a horrible sound. https://www.google.fi/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwjGsKiWycLTAhXFliwKHT0BA20Qxa8BCBkwAQ&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA&sig2=z6uGBogqiNo36kWVSzxpTw
Load More Replies...oh papa emeritus the 3rd would have no issue with the kazoos. bless his poor soul
My Mom Said Some Creep Was Checking Her Out At The Grocery Store Today. She Snapped A Stealthy Pic Of The Culprit
Thats a young Jolie- chaclate and tan double dapple. Even the eyebrow dots are exactly the same.
A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home. Instead Of A Card I Got This Wonderful Piece Of Advice From My Mother, In The Form Of An Embroidered Pillow (Which She Made Herself... I Love My Mom)
My Mom Is Selling My Brothers Iguana
We all know they beg for the pet(s) but mum always ends up with them. I myself can hardly wait for the day I end up with my sons pet carpet python who is now almost 2 metres long
I am lucky with my son - he takes care alone for his pets - fishes and a bunny. :)
Load More Replies...My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica
As a Jamaican, i can pretty much assure you that he is not a drug dealer; but rather a herbalist..
That was literally the first thing that happened when I stepped off the airplane in Jamaica.
My Mom Sent Me An Email From Estonia Titled "Selfie Of A Selfie"
My Mother Likes To Send Me Pictures Of My Dog While I'm At Work
Agreed! From winter will never end Edmonton, Alberta
Load More Replies...Best Mommy Ever
I Was Nervous For An Interview Today, So My Mother Left Me This To Make Me Smile
My Mom Sent Me An Easter Care Package
New Slang Was Born
OMG Bimbo is a trademark in México. They sell bread, and their bear mascot is lovely.
Mom Got Snowed In. She Did This With The Snow That Was Blocking Her From Leaving The House
It may look like shaving cream, but there's no way it would hold anything like the shower head.
Load More Replies...Just Be Careful
My Mom Asked NBA Point Guard Deron Williams If She Could Take A Picture Of His Shirt. He Thought She Was A Fan Just Trying To Get A Picture Of Him
So My Mom Bought Little Hats This Morning
My Mom Downloaded Meme Generator. She Was Excited To Send Me This
My Mom Sends The Best Care Packages
Oh my god! I can't be the only one who wants the She-Ra version of this, can I?
Friend's Mom Mixed Up Pajama Day And Picture Day. He Was Not Pleased
i like that look better, picture day and pj day should be combined
My 70 Year Old Mom Stood Behind This Pair Of Mannequin Legs. The Fact She Pulled The Back Of Her Jacket Over The Top Off The Ass Helped Fool Everybody (You Can See Her Blue Jeans If You Look Closely)
Funny Mom Text
Funny or not, I can't imagine there's a girl in the world who wouldn't feel hurt by this.
My Nephew Accidentally Knocked The Head Off Of Santa. My Mom Fixed It
Darth Clause actually sounds a bit sinister. "I don't believe in santa!" --- "I find your lack of faith disturbing..."
Load More Replies...Me: *Walking down dark hallway at midnight to get water. Trips over something large, hears something break. Me: Oh @&#*! Me: *Grabs flashlight. Turns on. Sees santa head detached from body.* @&$?!#%*& *Gets idea. Goes back to bedroom. Grabs Darth Vader helmet. Goes back. Put helmet on santa body. Hides santa head. Goes back to sleep.*
Pot Joke
Can't tell if it was a play-along or if mom's message arrived late, lol.
Load More Replies...My Mom Ran Into Waka Flocka At The Airport And Sent Me This Picture
I'm pretty sure he's a rapper, I've heard my older bro talk about him
Load More Replies...What bothers me is that we don't know him but nor his name. But the mom knows him and his face. Hmm.
Came Home To This In My Drawer. Well Played, Mom
Reminds me of “Roman emperor in a lower temperature / Julius in the Coolius” from a recent post
Lmao. This is amazing. And less creepy than the elf on the shelf. That thing is big boys crack head brother
My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement
My Mom Likes To Snapchat Me
Mom Bought Me This Christmas Sweater... I Can't Even
Is it bad I've actually seen this at my local head shop around Christmas?
My Mom Just Send Me This With The Caption "Happy Cinco De Mayo"
My Mom's New Coin Purse. I Love My Mom
This T-Shirt Mom Picked Out
Wondering if I can wear it at work? After all, it is not sleeves or spaghetti straps..
Constipation Movie
I Asked For New Pillows For My Couch, My Step Mom Made Me One Of My Dog
He is giving the face of, "Please for the love of god, don't fart." 😂
When A Friend Told Me His Mom Was Writing A Piece For The Newspaper, I Was Not Expecting This
My Mom Bought Me A Two Carrot Gold Ring
Gave My 11 Yr Old His New Meds This Morning. He Looked At It And Said I'm Not Putting A Big D In My Mouth. Took Every Bit Of Responsible Mom Power I Had Not To Scream That's What She Said
We Gave My Mom Two Presents For Her Birthday
Swear To God My Mom Called Me Down For This One Joke
I'm Almost 40. My Mom Knitted This For Me For Christmas
You made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that.
Load More Replies...Holy c**p.. I haven't had anything but a full beard in years.. but I'm not sure if it's my clone or not =/ 16730312_1...5bb5da.jpg
Yes ! I see the resemblance ! You might have found your doppelganger !
Load More Replies...And your shirt says Endless Summer, so you won't ever have to wear it! Lol
Earning My "World's Best Mom" Mug One Morning At A Time. 4...3...2...
My Mom Showed Me Her Special Ingredient
hahahahahahahaha - "hey mom, what on this chicken" "special s**t", "where'd you get it?".....
My Daughter Wanted An Apple. Like A Good Mom I Grabbed A Camera When She Pulled This Bag Off The Counter Herself
First picture- me: I want something spicy. Last picture- me: *Regretting life decision while trying to find something to put the fire out thats in my mouth* 😂
I have a video of my son doing similar he grabbed an onion out of the cupboard and insisted it was an apple
My Mom Refuses To Send "Normal" Care Packages To My Dorm
Oh, Mom ...
"Sorry" "Stop it! I'm trying to run!" "But..." "Enough!" "Okay, fine." "...Now I just broke my phone. Thanks."
So My Friend's Kid Asked For Cod For His Xbox And She Bought Him This. Troll Mum
I hope that's his "pretending to be mad" face. And not his "I'm so spoiled i cannot even take a joke" face.
She shouldve written a big X on that box as well lol that would have been a 2 in 1 combo .. haha
My Family Visited Me For My Birthday. My Mom Has Ran Out Of Fucks To Give
Troll Mom: Mashed Potatoes And Meatloaf
yeah, i think they have similar at trader joe's. so good!
Load More Replies...Bad Reaction
Well, I Wasn't Expecting That. Thanks, Mom
My girlfriend got me the same card. She used my money to buy it along with a gift...
If you're married don't expect the top one.
Load More Replies...Apparently My Mom Didn't Like Her Past Two Christmas Presents
Um I would be making her crafts that are pointless since she obviously doesn't appreciate a GIFT
I'm guessing she just needs someone to show her how good home-cooked food can be... I see a lot of paper-plates, canned soup, and slow-cooker meal-in-a-bag. I definitely appreciate my food-processor and mixer.
I Also Asked My Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided To Give Me A Money Wreath
I'd feel bad having to spend it. Then i would look at what i bought and feel better.
My Mom’s Facebook. It Hurts So Bad I Literally Groaned Out Loud. I’m So Proud. This Is My Lineage
My Friend's Mom Gave This To Us And We Didn't Even See It Coming
It's a "cake" but it's just a bunch of sponges frosted
Load More Replies...My Mom Gave This To Me. Should I Be Concerned?
Pulled Up To See My Mom Was Getting Rid Of The Older Model
Went To Put On My Boots For The First Time Since Last Fall. I Pulled Out What Looked To Be An Ancient Moldy Banana And A This Note In My Mom's Handwriting. I Think I Missed This Joke By About A Year
This person's mom put a banana in his shoe as a prank. The prank was not discovered for over a year.
Load More Replies...Mom Took An Extra Dose Of Prescription Cough Medicine... Not A Suicide
Just A Reminder That I Got A Bag Of Clothes From My Step Mom And Put This On My Lips Thinking It Was Chapstick. I'm Still Traumatized
These actually make great lip balm. Better than Chap Stick for healing chapped lips. Used one of my older sisters, it was cherry.
My Mom Just Put Out These Coasters
So My Mom Sent Me This Picture Of Her Dog
Can't tell is they are real or the fake $100 that you can buy that look pretty real.
Load More Replies...And posted the video on SpyBook, umn, I mean facebook.
Load More Replies...My Mom Spaced Out While Wrapping Gifts This Year... Guess I Know Where She Got This One
This Is The Last Time I Play Cards Against Humanity With My Mom
My Mom Is Struggling To Comprehend Secret Santa
Mom Asked What Kind Of Cake I Wanted For My Birthday. Jokingly Said "Urinal". She Delivers Like She Did 23 Years Ago
I Left My Mom To Paint Her Room And Came Back In On This
Oh no!, now you better find a labyrinth to hide!..note to younger generation, movie "the shining "
From the movie The Shining. It is murder spelled backwards.
Load More Replies...So My Mom "Met" Larry David Today
My Mom Is 54 And Runs A Hospital. She Printed These Out For All Her Employees
Mom On Snapchat
Love that she knows what hot boxing is. Usually weed smoke but still.
Why wouldn't she know what hot boxing is? I really hate it when people think the world started when they were born...
My Friend Got This Birthday Card From Her Mom
She must really like the number 9, because she writes "I", and "H" as nines, the "H" is an upright and upside down 9, and don't tell me it's a 6, clearly there is a pattern going on here. "d" is a reverse 9, "g" is a nine.
It's schoolcursi emy grandfather writes like that also
Load More Replies...Girlfriend Just Sent This To Me, Her Mom Is A Cubs Fan
My Mom Made This For Me For My Birthday. She Shares My Sense Of Humor
Perhaps it's Barbara? ...coming from Barbarians, of which Conan was one :)
Load More Replies...Woke Up To This Gem Of A Text From My Mom This Morning
Christmas Present From My Mom This Year. Killin It
I'm Color Blind, And My Mom Thought This Would Be A Funny Gift
Mom Joke
My Mom Works At A Rehab Clinic And Came Up With This Idea For A Class Pumpkin Project. Some Are Questioning Her 'Morbid' Sense Of Humor, But She Just Doesn't See Why
Because the Cookie Monster is addicted to cookies. She works in a rehab clinic...
Load More Replies...Thanks Mom
I Think My Mom Is Starting To Lose It
The Snapchat I Got From My Mom Shortly After My Grandma Said Something Rude To Her
Probably not. I can imagine doing that "to" my mom. Or doing my mom that to her mom :D
Load More Replies...My Mom Was Good With Costumes. She Was Less Good With Sensitivity
its wrong, but oh so funny!!!! (yes, i'm black) - hahahah pity the fool!!!
Is My Mom Trying To Make A Pot Brownie Joke?
So I Come Home To My Room For The Holidays To This... I Think My Mom Either Has A Twisted Sense Of Humor, Or She's Getting Impatient
My Mum Has Snapchat And She Thinks She's Hilarious
1-Star We literally waited FOREVER for the waitstaff to take our order!
Not So Swift
That reminds me of how I call people "Brook" if they won't stop babbling.
I Told My Mom I Needed Plain Black T-Shirts, And She Comes Home With This
I Told My Mom To Sprinkle Some Dip On My 18th Birthday Cake As A Joke
My Mum Just Got Snapchat I'm Dying
My Mom Played Me So Hard
My Mom's Sense Of Humor
This DNA Joke
If You Think Dad Jokes Are Bad, Take A Look At My Moms Jokes
Well. Your mom makes a joke and you call her an idiot. Seriously? Wow. And then you post it? I wonder who's the idiot here...
Calm down. My mom and I jokingly call each other much worse names, I'm sure that's the case here too.
Load More Replies...How it should have ended. Mom: you are the f**k nugget that doesn't know how to spell tuna
My Mom Used My Own Joke Against Me
oh, god... my teen with the "your face!" comments. thankfully she moved past it after a looooong time.
Mom Just Send Me Back An Image Of My 3 Year Old Brother
I Was Signing For My Permit And My Mom Decided To Get In On The Joke That I'm An Illegal Mexican
I was blessed to have a funny mom. I miss her humor. Fortunately it still lives on in myself and my sister.
I don't know why this is being treated as some kind of "rarity". Funny moms have been around just as much as funny dads. And many times the moms are the funny ones and the dads are not.
Before, only the funny mom's family and friends knew of her jokes. Now with the internet we can all laugh with her and him, cause guys are funny too. so are kids
Load More Replies...My mother died when I was an infant, but was known to have a wicked sense of humor. Best example I ever heard about: My mother is with my father at a Cotillion party and someone asks, "Anne, how did you and Jim meet?" Her reply: "We're first cousins." Backstory: This was in Virginia. Marriage among cousins isn't an unknown, but not the usual in that particular social circle. My mother was born and raised in Rhode Island, so she was the Damned Yankee in a sea of Southerners. What she failed to mention: My mom's parents divorced, and her father married my father's aunt—his mother's sister. So, yes, they were "first cousins"—BY MARRIAGE. Two words she failed to include in her response! Even as a Yankee, my mother was loved by my father's family unconditionally. In a family that never hesitates to speak ill of the dead, I have never heard an unkind word about her. Greatest compliment I have ever received was from a friend of my paternal grandmother's: "You remind me of your mother."
A friend-of-a-friend, who I did actually know but disliked hence FOAF, bought a blow up doll as a prank for someone's stag party. His mother found it, not knowing why he had it, blew it up and left it in his bed with a note reading "I don't think much of your girlfriend..."
My 50ish sis in law was crazy about the Twilight movies. I bought her a cardboard Edward. He attended our gatherings. We should get one of her son who lives in Korea.
#15 is hilarious. Reminds me of this: www.brendan-nyhan.com/blog/2006/06/jim_lehrer_birt.html
I was blessed to have a funny mom. I miss her humor. Fortunately it still lives on in myself and my sister.
I don't know why this is being treated as some kind of "rarity". Funny moms have been around just as much as funny dads. And many times the moms are the funny ones and the dads are not.
Before, only the funny mom's family and friends knew of her jokes. Now with the internet we can all laugh with her and him, cause guys are funny too. so are kids
Load More Replies...My mother died when I was an infant, but was known to have a wicked sense of humor. Best example I ever heard about: My mother is with my father at a Cotillion party and someone asks, "Anne, how did you and Jim meet?" Her reply: "We're first cousins." Backstory: This was in Virginia. Marriage among cousins isn't an unknown, but not the usual in that particular social circle. My mother was born and raised in Rhode Island, so she was the Damned Yankee in a sea of Southerners. What she failed to mention: My mom's parents divorced, and her father married my father's aunt—his mother's sister. So, yes, they were "first cousins"—BY MARRIAGE. Two words she failed to include in her response! Even as a Yankee, my mother was loved by my father's family unconditionally. In a family that never hesitates to speak ill of the dead, I have never heard an unkind word about her. Greatest compliment I have ever received was from a friend of my paternal grandmother's: "You remind me of your mother."
A friend-of-a-friend, who I did actually know but disliked hence FOAF, bought a blow up doll as a prank for someone's stag party. His mother found it, not knowing why he had it, blew it up and left it in his bed with a note reading "I don't think much of your girlfriend..."
My 50ish sis in law was crazy about the Twilight movies. I bought her a cardboard Edward. He attended our gatherings. We should get one of her son who lives in Korea.
#15 is hilarious. Reminds me of this: www.brendan-nyhan.com/blog/2006/06/jim_lehrer_birt.html
