50 Mind-Numbing Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Good Laugh Today (New Pics)

dark humor at its finest :D

We lived up in the sticks and everyday was a new adventure. To the east was the old coal slag heaps and the viaduct, north the mountains and a long trek to the devils heap of stones, South the nearest town, two and a half miles but it had a giant park, rugby stadium and the canal. And west was less then 5 minutes to the endless woods; that until I was in double figures had a working train track. Here we would steal 6" nails from my father's tool box(carpenter) and wait for the train to turn them into crude knife blades. The funniest part was going to see friends(no mobiles), each over a mile away, an hours walk to be told they have visitors, so can't come out today.

Yes. I had one friend whose death is still unsolved and two more that had very apparent cause of death But I assume mother nature choose them to be weakest and not unlucky combined with lack of parental control

True.

whenever my mom didn't have me locked in the closet she'd let me stay out til the streetlights came on

Then, he gets voted out, but he just won't. Go. Away!

Yup

Amen to that!

Ain't that the truth.

Co-worker. Within the first 4 hours knew I would struggle to remain polite. I managed. It wasn't just me. When he died in an accident and his manager announced it some people cheered. I hadn't realized how many people detested him. Yes, that was a shocking breach of decorum, but it really was eye-opening.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Customer service level 11

Why am I getting kicked out?

That’s so funny

"Coulda been worsk!" Popeye no-olivies...14cd58.jpg

Same!

Chainsaws aren't that heavy so I guess they're safe, right?

Wait....they're not?

They always have been and always will be talking about tanks, planes, helicopters and yachts. Everything else is fair game. (Yep, even forklifts, cranes, backhoes, bobcats and rockets are fine!)

I've just looked at a couple of the leaflets for my wife's meds and the warning is 'Do not drive or operate heavy machinery'.

Golden Girls

Down the road and back again

How could you not?!?! I'd just start a conversation with Blanche...

I just annoyed my cat. I'm laying in bed with cat on my torso. The cat was startled by my LOLing

no one, and i mean no one is seeing the AI??

And we knocked on house doors to ask if our friends could come out and play!

And used bikes that weren't electric.

We also had HUGE pockets in our jeans to be able to carry the amount of coins that a public phone box would cost! We were on time too because you'd say you'd phone at 4pm or whatever and you did! 💜

Speak for yourself, I was just lost.

you knew where evryone was by where the bikes were at

Really, I just put my kid in that tree and enjoy my margarita in the shades.

Bored panda hanging out with a trash panda.

There's a parenting trend here that I'm not sure is completely healthy....

*deep inhale* .... "okay, listen..."

Oddly looks like Ned Flanders