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Top right is perfect!

Long way down off that high horse isn’t it!

It’s weird, in the movie theater, they just turn the lights on.

"Don't mean to be a downer but I gotta get some rest. Would you like a coffee/ water/ soda for your ride home?" There is no need to feel guilty for asking for space when you need it.

"Honey, we should probably go to bed. These folks might want to go home." .... I've actually used this and it worked.

That IS how we do it, though.

not in the south- we'll do this and then an hour later, the guests are still in the doorway having another full blown conversation with you XDXD

Stand up "It's been delightful having you over. We must do this again sometime."

Just say: "It's late. Your mom must be waiting for you at home."

In the Tropics they jus switch off the fan ;)

In the South... We just die looking at each other, until one host says, guys I've got an early morning, but feel free to hang out.... My husband did this. Four am and I finally just threw an armload of blankets down and said goodnight!!

My mother hosted a dinner party once and noticed that my father disappeared at some point, not to be seen again. She went back into the back of the house, and saw that he'd just gone to bed. His explanation: "I was tired."

Yep, that's hows we do it round here in Southern Indiana.

Granddad of a friend just went to put on his pyjama. If that didn't work, he wished a good night and went to bed.

And then talk to you at the door for 30 minutes

start cleaning

So direct. I like to resort to mind games. I talk about how late it's getting and then offer more alcohol. Everyone always gets they hint though.

My dad used to get his alarm clock and wind and set it whilst yawning.

tell them : "So you are still agree for the swingers party right?"

In the Netherlands, if you have visitors in the afternoon, saying you'll begin preparing dinner can work. Or already cooking dinner and say: "Well, dinner is almost ready!" The visitors will leave. Compared to many other cultures, we don't count on people who visit to join dinner, unless specified. For visitors in the evening, the early morning saying will do. Our hospitality doesn't have the best reputation among other cultures. But it works for us. I love the amazing hospitality of other cultures though. But it isn't easy to implement it when this is the only thing you and many people around you are used to for all your life. Even if you have people from other cultures for a visit. They get used to the Dutch hospitality pretty fast when they discover the unspoken rules.

Can confirm!

Looks at fellow Midwest visitor "Yumtoo?" Awight

I start brushing my teeth 🙈

Or you say to your wife:" Honey, the guests want to go home, lets go to bed"

how about, Get Out!! lol

Back in my grandmother's day, a cousin of hers had teenage daughters. Boyfriends would come to visit. Father would turn the light out, and say, "Good night, children." In those days, the boy knew he couldn't stay after lights out. LOL.

Not wrong

Go put your pyjamas on

lmao

Here ppl start clearing the table, like putting the glassware in the dishwasher. I usually say, is been really nice, but I'm a bit tired, but feel free to stay (with my friend). Can go either way, and both option are really genuinely on the table.

I'm from Ohio, this is true. Though in reality it takes 20 minutes to say goodbye and be warned to watch for deer in the road

I just rattle some keys

I've always just said it. "look, it's late. you gotta' go..Can you get home safely? " I think some people who overstay also overdrink.

Where would you say th midwest is, I've lived in Oklahoma and Colorado, both are referred to as the Midwest, but Colorado can sometimes be 'west' and Oklahoma can sometimes be referred to as 'South'

Exactly.

Originally a Midwesterner. This is true. I still do this on the West coast where it's not as recognized so then I have to tell people to get out.

I've always wondered too

oml it's so accurate

Maybe if they'd tipped, that'd tip off the waiters they're imposters!

To be fair I try and ruin essential oils for everyone I possibly can.

Ahh, that's why my boyfriend always needs bread with his soup...

Dad is Batman.

The follies of youth

"And everyone clapped".

....well now I just want to buy a roomba even more.

Lol.

The best kind of passive aggressive, might I suggest bigger eyes next time

That was great.

Bill is the man.

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