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As the world enters the 10th year of economic growth, the American middle class is shrinking, stagnating, and becoming less secure. This comes as somewhat paradoxical since most Americans consider themselves to be middle-class. In a Pew survey, only 10 percent of Americans revealed that they consider themselves lower-class and a single 1 percent thought they were upper-class.

So all the economics, politics and whatnot aside, we are about to make a simple test to determine if you indeed belong to the somewhat sought-after middle class. Take your payslips back to the drawer, ‘cause we are about to scroll through the collection of memes that poke fun at middle-class households and people living in them.

Some people cringe and laugh, while others may feel personally attacked, or even insulted, so hey, it’s not me, it’s you who said they wanted to participate in a middle-class party! Thanks to the widely popular ‘Middle Class Fancy’ Instagram account which has 2.4M followers, there’s a lot of good ones to keep us entertained. Psst! More hilarious middle-class memes await in our previous post.

More info: Instagram | Facebook | Twitter | MiddleClassFancy.com

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Nice Going Mautice

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Ope, You Guys Ready To Rock N Roll?

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s weird, in the movie theater, they just turn the lights on.

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Experts and country representatives gathered for the World Economic Forum in 2017 to discuss the middle-class crisis. There are many reasons for the narrowing middle class in the world economy. Harvard professor Lawrence Summers explained that governments are focusing their attention on the poorer segments of the population, including immigrants.

As a result, the middle classes are feeling disenfranchised because they have a sense that the government is simply not looking out for them. “It’s a mistake not to recognize that the middle class in my country and in others is also concerned that the government isn’t fighting for it,” he adds. It may also have to do with the driving populism that’s been seen across developed countries in recent years.

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Do Better

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What About Shiny Rocks?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair I try and ruin essential oils for everyone I possibly can.

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Lisette McCown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe in essential oils, meaning that I believe they exist... But I also believe in the power of aromatherapy to help soothe headaches, sinus congestion, and anxiety, and as insect repellents. I do NOT however believe that essential oils have the power to actually cure any real problems. Sometimes you need a placebo though

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DE Ray
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I much prefer inessential oils - frivolous oils, if you will.

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UpupaEpops
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While it most certainly does not cure cancer, it can be helpful. Eucalyptus to clear a clogged nose, peppermint for mild headaches. Add both to a bit of aloe vera gel to rub it on your chest for colds. (Works like vaporub). It can have a relaxing effect (make sure you aren't allergic though! I'm super sensitive to lavender) and a nicely smelling room can always lift your mood. I have a very hard time during the winter and have found that citrus scents help a lot.

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Terilee Bruyere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. Lavender/Frankincense oil on a felt pad and tucked in a plush animal has a calming effect for my children (their rooms smell similar and that's a safe place for them, I assume that's why it works) and peppermint is good for keeping away pests like ants and fleas.

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Kitty Kat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teach children the difference between fantasy and reality and maybe they won't believe in things like essential oils when they grow up.

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lucy dale
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ehh theres nothing to 'ruin' if you don't tell your child santa exists in the first place.

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ThatOneWriter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We taught our son that Santa is the spirit of the season, but not that he's a real person. Finding out the truth traumatized me (I found out really late compared to other kids) and I don't want to set me son up for the same thing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm, curious. I had a look and found this: "The term essential oil dates all the way back to the days of the middle ages where Alchemists searched for what could be known as the fifth element beyond water, fire, air, and earth. Through distillation, came the discovery of essential oils as we know them today. However, during these times, anything that produced a liquid that didn’t mix with water was classified as an oil. Thus, when essential oils were discovered, it was considered the ‘fifth element’ and considered to be one of the essential things to all living things."

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The Scout
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not that essential oils are not useful in a way - at least some of them, as eucalyptus oil for a congestioned nose or lavender oil against cloth mots. Ironically, most essential oil users do avoid such "high-content" oils like eucalyptus, mint or lavender, as they actually contain enough active ingredients (mainly cineol, menthol and linalool) to have side effects or can trigger allergies. Apart from those few, essential oils are not meant to be used medically. By all means, inhale your homeopathic high potency ylang-ylang dilution if it calms you down - but putting it up your eartube will only trigger an infection.

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Faith Hurst-Bilinski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have it on good authority that my Jewish friends all had completely fabulous childhoods and they did not believe in Santa. My parents pretended it was real and I just thought it was weird. When they told me the truth, they expected a reaction and I kind of felt bad. Then one day my adult self is driving my 3 and 4 year old around when I hear from my 3 year old daughter in the back seat "Mom, is Santa real?" Before I could even think of what to say my 4 year old son answers, "Daughter's Name, Flying reindeer? C'mon."

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Debbie Burton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Santa is a character made up my Coca Cola.... essential oils have worked forever.

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Eb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hallucinated during an essential oil massage once. Therapist was impressed by my going from tense and hyper to trance state. Happy days.

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Bexxxxx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I make my own household spray cleaner and I add a couple drops lemon EO literally just for the scent. My friend’s like “oh you’re probably really raising the vibes in here by doing that! You’re attracting positivity into your life!” 😂🙄

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Denise Rosenberry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a really good point, regardless of your feeling about essential oils

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Helen Carol
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that person says that to the doctors who do medical research on herbs and essential oils. Such a person would also say to the astrophysicists, if you don't ruin believing in Santa for my children, I won't ruin your believing in black holes. I know the comparison lags a bit, Just because someone cannot think beyond their own horizon is no reason to equate something with believing in Santa. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/?term=essential+oil had previously made a double post by mistake, didn't see my comment any more when I logged in with google.

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Mystery Egg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only essential oil I believe in is eucalyptus. Great for splashing on a tissue to clear a blocked nose

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Yort
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate people who are like “um I won’t lie to my kids” sorry if you aren’t lying to your kids at all, you’re an idiot. And especially when it comes to just lying to your kid about a magic man who knows if they’ve been bad or good even when you aren’t there? Who cares?

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Out of the commenters backing these oils, I'll bet not one of them is a man.

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Dawson James
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They literally open pores stop slightly stuffy noses and sore throats, and smell nice. That is literally everything they can do. That's it. Nothing else Karen

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Truth Monster
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Allow children" vs. "lie to children" Did you ever consider that the Flat Earth Society might be the result of children being told with absolute certainty that Santa exists, only to find out that its not real? Did you ever think that "conspiracy theorists" might be formed in the wake of the disillusionment that these kids experience when their fantastical worlds turn out to be lies knowingly told to them by the people who they trust most in the world? **Edit: this was meant to be hyperbolic, not a serious post.**

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that's why, despite hours of videos, January 6 didn't happen and the Omnicron virus is just a hoax to help the democrats, despite that the virus has been detected in several countries outside of the USA?

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Pixie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe in essential oils... for being a bit healthier than that chemical stuff when you want your room to smell nice.

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Ragnhild Nilsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how do you explain that essential oils _aren't_ chemical? Everything is chemical. Salt, baking soda, vinegar, even plain water. They can be nice, but they are still chemicals.

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Good Soup

Good Soup

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#10

My Idiot Butler Keeps Getting Stuck On A Ledge

My Idiot Butler Keeps Getting Stuck On A Ledge

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#12

Silly Goose Alert

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best kind of passive aggressive, might I suggest bigger eyes next time

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I Didn’t Ask For This Rick. I Don’t Care About Your New Gutters

I Didn’t Ask For This Rick. I Don’t Care About Your New Gutters

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#19

Tell Aunt Tammy To Delete The Facebook Prayer Chain

Tell Aunt Tammy To Delete The Facebook Prayer Chain

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#23

Too Blessed To Be Stressed

Too Blessed To Be Stressed

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#24

Babe Have You Seen My Columbia Fishing Shirt? We’re Going To Longhorn And I Wanna Look Nice

Babe Have You Seen My Columbia Fishing Shirt? We’re Going To Longhorn And I Wanna Look Nice

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#25

You Ever Eaten A Bell Pepper Like An Apple?

You Ever Eaten A Bell Pepper Like An Apple?

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Roses are red/ Bell peppers too/ Something something something/ Seems I'm stuck with you.

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Cool It Gerald

Cool It Gerald

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A Message From The Thermostat Police

A Message From The Thermostat Police

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never argue with grandma or a pregnant woman (or an Auntie if you live in Hawaii) if you value your life

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Regular Salad

Regular Salad

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If his whole disguise is just putting on glasses...what does he do when the glasses need cleaning?

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These Two Are Out Of Control

These Two Are Out Of Control

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#32

Yeah It’s Blue Diamond, No Big Deal

Yeah It’s Blue Diamond, No Big Deal

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d go with cashews. They’re delicious and they’re kind of expensive because there’s only one on each fruit.

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Ice Milk

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd buy a walrus. people got tigers, lions, gators but no mf got a walrus.

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I Have A Dog Named Glenn. No Lie

I Have A Dog Named Glenn. No Lie

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imma just get myself like a cockatoo or some other sky drone when I’m older like a pigeon

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Oh Well In That Case, Yes I Would Like Some Beef

Oh Well In That Case, Yes I Would Like Some Beef

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is why you wait for the response to "who's this?" before going on your tirade...

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4k It Is

4k It Is

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Nice Little Treat

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask the vet if he does medium-sized animal euthanasia; it's for the best.

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The Perfect Saturday

The Perfect Saturday

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Desperate to get the family out of the house and off the web

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Somebody Needs To Do A Little Living, Laughing, And Loving

Somebody Needs To Do A Little Living, Laughing, And Loving

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except anything over $10 is too much to spend on reminders of my self loathing

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Hang On I Gotta Tinkle Before We Hit The Road

Hang On I Gotta Tinkle Before We Hit The Road

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless your friends are too jaded I fail to see why this would kill the guys night out vibe.

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#48

He Wants His Cheddar Bay Biscuits Damn It

He Wants His Cheddar Bay Biscuits Damn It

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#50

An At Home Hibachi Dinner With A Tito’s Onion Volcano Is Peak Middle Class Fancy

An At Home Hibachi Dinner With A Tito’s Onion Volcano Is Peak Middle Class Fancy

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#52

Might Hand Deliver A Resume (Printed On Cardstock) Later, Who Knows

Might Hand Deliver A Resume (Printed On Cardstock) Later, Who Knows

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, you walked inside a bank, no plans to rob it?? What crazy time travel into the 1800’s is happening here?

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#54

Lay Your Gosh Dang Clothes Out

Lay Your Gosh Dang Clothes Out

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#56

Barbara Is Canceled

Barbara Is Canceled

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sisterhood. It can be a difficult complex thing, especially during the holidays

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My Name Is Atticus And American Spirit Cigarettes Are My Personality Trait

My Name Is Atticus And American Spirit Cigarettes Are My Personality Trait

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They missed "I'm recovering from beating [insert disease/condition here]"

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There’s Also A Suspicious White Suv Stopping At Every Mailbox

There’s Also A Suspicious White Suv Stopping At Every Mailbox

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They did. He/she likes to sit in the Redcedar in my backyard in the morning. Edit: Clarifying that this is a grey fox, which can climb.

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I’m Mad As Hell

I’m Mad As Hell

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can just hope that it is the guest room for unwanted guests

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Add Extra Naughty Sauce For 69 Cents

Add Extra Naughty Sauce For 69 Cents

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#62

Unacceptable

Unacceptable

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Francis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and the snow flakes at the bottom? they're ice CRYSTALS! and that is a name of a drug! Crystal Meth!! OMG! BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS!!!1!

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Bmw

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is telling you he drives like an inconsiderate prick and does not know what indicators are for or how they work

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#66

Thx Grandpa

Thx Grandpa

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for a second I thought that was the puppy. imagine my sheer horror (in my defense I'm running on sleep deprived gremlin energy and will not be held accountable for any senseless comments because apparently bp is easier than sleep)

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At Least The Metal Barstools Are Uncomfortable

At Least The Metal Barstools Are Uncomfortable

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#71

Every Dad Ever

Every Dad Ever

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Olivia Lisbon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad did this with a rat that belonged to a friend of my brother’s. It just about lived under his jumper within a week, and he wouldn’t give the rat back after he heard its owner swung it around like a lasso by its tail. I was kind of glad of that. we had a rat for a month and looked up how to take care of them. And especially what not to do, e.g. swing it by its tail. We did give it back, btw, but only after she promised never to do that again.

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Bring It Back

Bring It Back

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember when you used to politely cough to get someone's attention, and they would be like, "Oh, Am I in your way? I'm so sorry" and they would move, and you would smile and nod and thank them? Now, when you do it, it's like you have tapped them on the shoulder with a loaded shotgun

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#73

I Just Love Those Little Minions

I Just Love Those Little Minions

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#74

I Don’t Know What To Do With This Information

I Don’t Know What To Do With This Information

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#75

Working Hard Or Hardly Working

Working Hard Or Hardly Working

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The majority is pretending to work while they wait on their weekend, so nothing exceptional here.

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#77

I Will Die On This Hill

I Will Die On This Hill

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#78

Craving An $18 Burger Right Now

Craving An $18 Burger Right Now

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#80

Well They Do Smell Nice

Well They Do Smell Nice

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#83

What Is An Acceptable Amount Of Time To Take The Free Bread?

What Is An Acceptable Amount Of Time To Take The Free Bread?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nvm dodged a bullet there. Don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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#84

What Else Would You Expect From Someone Who Eats At Applebee’s

What Else Would You Expect From Someone Who Eats At Applebee’s

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#85

Is This Too Much To Ask For

Is This Too Much To Ask For

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Olivia Lisbon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assuming the weather is nice. I’m on a porch (well, close enough) and my fingers are so frozen it’s a wonder I can evvvvveeeeeennnnnstiillllllwwwwrrrrittteeeee. Although…maybe if I had more folks here we’d be so busy living, laughing and loving we wouldn’t even feel the cold! But then you have corona again. It’s a bad time for porches.

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Must Be Nice

Must Be Nice

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Olivia Lisbon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“But what if we get lost in the dark on the way back?” “No worries, my love, our teeth will light the way.”

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Understandable

Understandable

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another NOT AN AMERICAN INVENTION 🇬🇧 A1 Steak Sauce is said to have been created sometime in the late 1820s by Henderson William Brand, the Chef to England's King George IV. ... After the king's death in 1830, Brand started his own business producing meat extracts along with A1 Sauce. Sold from 1861 as a condiment for meat or game dishes in the United Kingdom.

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You Already Know What Tf Goin On

You Already Know What Tf Goin On

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Mazer
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drinks and tacos with Mr. Decaprio??!!?! I’m in

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Big Day Ahead Of Us

Big Day Ahead Of Us

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#91

Sounds Dangerous

Sounds Dangerous

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Carmen Sandiego
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this gets 1 million likes I'll play 'I kissed a girl' in front of my mum whatcha say

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“I Pretty Much Live In This Thing”

“I Pretty Much Live In This Thing”

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Mazer
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Said at the trailhead on his dirt bike wearing Lance Armstrong wanna be clothing and his Labradoodle dog pants while lying in a sunspot. I live this daily.

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#94

This Halloween’s Tiger King

This Halloween’s Tiger King

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#96

Take That Rick.it's Moustache Season!

Take That Rick.it's Moustache Season!

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just prepping for when you place all the driveway snow in the street and the snow plow driver comes along and creates a snow berm at the end of your driveway with that snow which then freezes solid overnight and takes a brick of C4 to blast through. BTDT

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Looking Good Denise

Looking Good Denise

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This missed the bit where we crop off the tops of our heads because our hair is thinning and we can't just wear ball caps 24/7 like guys do Also the part where we lean our chins on our fists to cover our sagging necks (and our elbows are just hanging there in the air)..

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