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As the world enters the 10th year of economic growth, the American middle class is shrinking, stagnating, and becoming less secure. This comes as somewhat paradoxical since most Americans consider themselves to be middle-class. In a Pew survey, only 10 percent of Americans revealed that they consider themselves lower-class and a single 1 percent thought they were upper-class.
So all the economics, politics and whatnot aside, we are about to make a simple test to determine if you indeed belong to the somewhat sought-after middle class. Take your payslips back to the drawer, ‘cause we are about to scroll through the collection of memes that poke fun at middle-class households and people living in them.
Some people cringe and laugh, while others may feel personally attacked, or even insulted, so hey, it’s not me, it’s you who said they wanted to participate in a middle-class party! Thanks to the widely popular ‘Middle Class Fancy’ Instagram account which has 2.4M followers, there’s a lot of good ones to keep us entertained. Psst! More hilarious middle-class memes await in our previous post.
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#1
Nothing Like A Good Frolic
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Now i want to frolick too and i didn't even know this word😅😅😅
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Deborah B 4 years ago
OP, You need some small woodland creatures, a fluffy dog, or a hand basket with flowers for the best frolicking experience.
GoddessOdd 4 years ago
Don't forget the flower crown... and one for your dog, if using.
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Anaïs Grobin 4 years ago
I needed to see this today. This very genuinely and honest, just made me feel so warm and fuzzy!
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#2
Nice Going Mautice
BookCrazyTeen 4 years ago
People ALWAYS spell my name wrong and it’s so annoying. It’s Maya, but everybody spells it Mya
Tess the ferret 4 years ago
Really? Ive never seen it spelt like that, ever
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#3
Ope, You Guys Ready To Rock N Roll?
Dawson James 4 years ago
It only works on the mid west my dad did in the south and everyone looked at him weird
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Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
"Don't mean to be a downer but I gotta get some rest. Would you like a coffee/ water/ soda for your ride home?" There is no need to feel guilty for asking for space when you need it.
Dodo 4 years ago
I'm from the UK and I do this. Or clap my hands and say 'Right' and stand up.
Brandon Marlowe 4 years ago
"Honey, we should probably go to bed. These folks might want to go home." .... I've actually used this and it worked.
Patrick O'Harris 4 years ago
Hey, many germans do that too! Just "SooooooO" instead of Welp :D
Hazel Joseph 4 years ago
Or standing up and bringing them food or a drink and saying to take it home and eat it for dinner or something
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WatermelonTheDutchie 4 years ago
not in the south- we'll do this and then an hour later, the guests are still in the doorway having another full blown conversation with you XDXD
Joonscrab 4 years ago
Not if they say yes And then start another conversation as they drink their tea
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Experts and country representatives gathered for the World Economic Forum in 2017 to discuss the middle-class crisis. There are many reasons for the narrowing middle class in the world economy. Harvard professor Lawrence Summers explained that governments are focusing their attention on the poorer segments of the population, including immigrants.
As a result, the middle classes are feeling disenfranchised because they have a sense that the government is simply not looking out for them. “It’s a mistake not to recognize that the middle class in my country and in others is also concerned that the government isn’t fighting for it,” he adds. It may also have to do with the driving populism that’s been seen across developed countries in recent years.
#4
Do Better
Marcellus II 4 years ago
Maybe if they'd tipped, that'd tip off the waiters they're imposters!
Rissie 4 years ago
4 dollars is suspicious too. Too American standards that's incredibly low and will result in stink eyes from the waiter.
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Stephanie Keith 4 years ago
Companies should be paying a living wage to anyone working anyway. We all have to eat, drink, and rest to literally get up and carry on for the rest of our lives. Why anyone would be denied enough money to literally stay alive and have the things they need to exist is just inhumane and wrong. And if anyone thinks people don't deserve enough money to at the very least maintain themselves on this Earth. Than your stance is, you want people to be homeless, hungry, struggling and going without things we all need to get through our lives. How can anyone possibly be against their own kind earning enough to exist and be okay? We all have to eat and live damn it! You gotta be an evil individual to think another person shouldn't have what they need to carry on living.
#5
What About Shiny Rocks?
Tristan Davis 4 years ago
To be fair I try and ruin essential oils for everyone I possibly can.
Lisette McCown 4 years ago
I believe in essential oils, meaning that I believe they exist... But I also believe in the power of aromatherapy to help soothe headaches, sinus congestion, and anxiety, and as insect repellents. I do NOT however believe that essential oils have the power to actually cure any real problems. Sometimes you need a placebo though
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UpupaEpops 4 years ago
While it most certainly does not cure cancer, it can be helpful. Eucalyptus to clear a clogged nose, peppermint for mild headaches. Add both to a bit of aloe vera gel to rub it on your chest for colds. (Works like vaporub). It can have a relaxing effect (make sure you aren't allergic though! I'm super sensitive to lavender) and a nicely smelling room can always lift your mood. I have a very hard time during the winter and have found that citrus scents help a lot.
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
Agreed. Lavender/Frankincense oil on a felt pad and tucked in a plush animal has a calming effect for my children (their rooms smell similar and that's a safe place for them, I assume that's why it works) and peppermint is good for keeping away pests like ants and fleas.
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ThatOneWriter 4 years ago
We taught our son that Santa is the spirit of the season, but not that he's a real person. Finding out the truth traumatized me (I found out really late compared to other kids) and I don't want to set me son up for the same thing.
Remi Flynne 4 years ago
Hmmm, curious. I had a look and found this: "The term essential oil dates all the way back to the days of the middle ages where Alchemists searched for what could be known as the fifth element beyond water, fire, air, and earth. Through distillation, came the discovery of essential oils as we know them today. However, during these times, anything that produced a liquid that didn’t mix with water was classified as an oil. Thus, when essential oils were discovered, it was considered the ‘fifth element’ and considered to be one of the essential things to all living things."
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The Scout 4 years ago
It's not that essential oils are not useful in a way - at least some of them, as eucalyptus oil for a congestioned nose or lavender oil against cloth mots. Ironically, most essential oil users do avoid such "high-content" oils like eucalyptus, mint or lavender, as they actually contain enough active ingredients (mainly cineol, menthol and linalool) to have side effects or can trigger allergies. Apart from those few, essential oils are not meant to be used medically. By all means, inhale your homeopathic high potency ylang-ylang dilution if it calms you down - but putting it up your eartube will only trigger an infection.
#6
Good Soup
Rissie 4 years ago
Preferably a roll or large chunk. Too make it more realistic. According to Las Vegas shows at least. I love those... Cause it's fun and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Probably had something to do with the particular group of people I was with there too. Still fun. And bread is good!
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Whatshername 4 years ago (edited)
All.the.time. When I wash my hands in super cold tap water? I'm in some indigenous tribe and it's coming straight from a glacier in the mountains. Small handwash? I'm a 45yo mother of 10 in the early 1900s on laundry day. Feeling adventurous and baking flat bread? 1000 bc middle eastern lady baking the hard earned daily bread on a hot flat stone in a fire. Yup. My kind of weird. Maybe it's time for me to try some LARPing.
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Carbonel 4 years ago
Not sure why you’re being downvoted. Bread with soup is normal where I’m from. Soup without something to dunk in it is NOT normal. 😁
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Alex Kruger 4 years ago (edited)
I litteraly do that too. I pretend this is the only ration of food I'll have for days and it makes me enjoy the soup more 😂
Remi Flynne 4 years ago
Soak the bread in the soup and stab the chunk of bread and lift it to your mouth?
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Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago
I used to hike every Sunday....looking back it was much more for mental health and wellbeing than physical...I always used to take dry bread, hard cheese and dried fruit for my midway snack overlooking the view out to the sea.... made me feel like a travelling bard, nuthin but my lute on my back...
Jim Tankersley, the author of “The Riches Of This Land,” explains that strong middle classes breed political and social stability. According to him, a 2019 report from the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development concludes, citing several studies, that ‘societies with a strong middle-class experience higher levels of social trust but also better educational outcomes, lower crime incidence, better health outcomes and higher life satisfaction.’
#7
The Dad Signal
A B C 4 years ago (edited)
Wouldn't he rather be Commissioner Gordon and the driver be Batman, as Batman doesn't shine the Batsignal himself but is called by it when The City needs him?
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
An ordinary flashlight (even an especially bright one) won't cause a problem. It's focused lasers that are a problem for pilots.
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Steph Jay 4 years ago
The other afternoon my Husband and I did some doordashing and we saw a 🌈 No Lie the guys house was the End of the MFing Rainbow! After we reached the house the rainbow disappeared, my husband was trying to see if it would lead us back out, and we couldn't find it. Wish I got pictures of it but I did get awesome sunset with cows in a field pictures.
#8
Worth It
Serial pacifist 4 years ago (edited)
Congratulations mister Triplecat, you just bought yourselef a house! Feel free to pur.
Jespren Ray 4 years ago
When I was a cashier I served a retired gentleman who signed his cc slip with a big smiley face. I asked to see his ID. He proudly whips out his driver’s license and explains that, once he retired, he went to the DMV and legally changed his signature. Since the law just says a signature is a person’s “mark” (because the illiterate can legally sign stuff too by making their X or checkmark), he now had a legal signature of a smiley face. I thought that was hilarious.
#9
So Brave
Izzy Jeanette 4 years ago
PLEASE WHY IS THIS SO TRUEalways bragging abt their "kindness & generosity" like-
Caro Caro 4 years ago
As the Dutch saying goes "they want a feather up their ass".
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Robert Martens 4 years ago
The chemistry was immediate, we then started dating, and fast forward 3 years, now I am proud to say that I am Mrs. Barky Von Schnauzer.
Lorraine 3 years ago
They prefer to call themselves coaches or LinkedIn gurus.
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#10
My Idiot Butler Keeps Getting Stuck On A Ledge
Rissie 4 years ago
They function as cat entertainment too. For the ones willing to accept the automated ride.
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Joe Edwards 4 years ago
Roombas are the beginning of the end. They are the first warriors of Skynet. They bumble their way around your house in order to make you feel secure in your superiority while they clean the dust in your house. Slowly getting a taste for human flesh ...
Just Jessee 4 years ago
By "fancy snacks" do you mean the adult lunchables you get at Costco... Or just the normal lunchables? Either would be fine.
Peter Malthus 4 years ago
Genuinely made me laugh out loud. I think a "guffaw" would best describe my reaction
#11
Cinnamons
kjorn 4 years ago
yeah... parents never thinks when they gives name. if she choose that name you bet it's a stripper.
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PeachPossum 4 years ago
When I was a kid, our family befriended some new neighbors down the street. They had four daughters. Their names were Cinnamon, Rosemary, and Saffron. Their mother said if they'd had a boy, they would have named him Basil.
A B C 4 years ago
Cinnamon, Rosemary and Saffron only add up to three if I'm not mistaken.
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#12
Silly Goose Alert
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Now add a floppy tongue and ears and then a little black nose. Viola! Divider Dog!
Marco Conti 4 years ago
He needs new shoes. I suggest you also add a mouth and eyebrows with a sharpie.
#13
Comedy Gold
Alan Green 4 years ago
A few hours later at the dinner table . . Her: "Oh I get it ha ha ha ha ha" while picking bits of grit from her teeth.
PeachPossum 4 years ago
I went grocery shopping with my then husband. I sent him off to get a few things from the shelves while I pushed the cart around to the produce and meat departments. He came back, dropped his items in our cart, which was now getting pretty full. He glanced over the contents, searching for something, then asked "Where's the beef?" A lady standing nearby started laughing. At that time in the 1980s a fast food restaurant aired a commercial with the tagline "Where's the beef?"
#14
Hope You Had A Nice Weekend, Bill
just another teen 4 years ago
i thought he said the this guy yells his bill in front of everyone....
Shelley DuVal 4 years ago
I have an 85 yo woman who sits across from me in the library, who has just discovered the app on her mobile for the weather.
#15
Mayonaise
Tash 4 years ago
This is a hint, go and get her tuna salad & mayo quick otherwise she'll keep adding to the list.
DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago
If she persists enough....maybe you'll go and get them for her....maybe she knows it's not google. Lol
#16
He Was A Little Buzzed When He Bought It
#17
Happy Hour
Eppe 4 years ago
I suspect she acutally said 'margaritaaaaas' and not 'margaritassssss', although technically the latter is possible
#18
I Didn’t Ask For This Rick. I Don’t Care About Your New Gutters
DE Ray 4 years ago
You gotta escalate faster. Dang -> Damn -> S**t -> F**k -> M**********r! They'll leave you alone before you get to the really filthy stuff.
Deanna Crichley 4 years ago
Because 'that's crazy' around here means 'Don't bring that ish into my house.'
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#19
Tell Aunt Tammy To Delete The Facebook Prayer Chain
boatpotatome 4 years ago
I remember one post by a shady politician's wife asking for prayers as her husband was sick with pneumonia. One lady replied something like "Praying for you , pneumonia , please don't give up!".
#20
I’m Not Like Other Girls
Ragnhild Nilsen 4 years ago
I visited a class recently, with Emily, Emili, Emilie, Emilie (two of these), Emilia and Amalie
Martin Kaine 4 years ago
I was just going to comment that it is a Pumpkin Spice scratch-and-sniff picture.
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Isabella 4 years ago
USA - the only country you can name your kid whatever you want, including misspelled names.
#21
I Have A Chair I Have A Chair
Dodo 4 years ago
Bonus points if you sigh like you haven't rested in 10 hours
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I I 4 years ago
check out the bed , see if the mattress is going to get me a good nights sleep
M. A. McKnight 4 years ago
See if the locks on the door show signs of forced entry...loose screws, etc.
ZombieGirl 4 years ago
I take out my can of lysol and clean the entire room, lol. I take all pillows and blankets and fold them nicely on the chair, and put my own travel pillows and blankets on the bed. Then I do the same with towels (replace them with my travel towels). I put all free amenities in my suitcase and put all my travel toiletries out in its place.
#22
10 Rolls = 737 Rolls
Anaïs Grobin 4 years ago
It very much is. I'm looking at my pack of toilet paper right now and it literally says "(12 mega rolls) = 48 REGULAR ROLLS". with the actual size in tiny print and the 48 regular rolls in massive text.
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Anagram margana 4 years ago
Are you reading this, BOUNTY??? Oh wait, I meant “Are you reading this, You-Selfish-Paper-Towel-Company-That’s-Using-a-Global-Pandemic-to-Justify-Price-Gouging-Beyond-Belief???? Yes, the quicker-picker-upper is my preference by a mile, but I refuse to pay almost $30 for your so-called “8=12 Rolls” when you know damn well they’re no such thing. You’ve lost more customers with your greed than you’ll ever know. And the Sparkle brand, at nearly 1/3 the price, isn’t all that bad after all!
Sheila Stamey 4 years ago
Picture this "same number of sheets as in our competitors 200000000 sheet roll, in our 200000 sheet super compressed el cheapo space saver con pack"
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
And that's why you ignore all that nonsense and just go by the sheet count at the bottom instead ;)
BoredHuman 4 years ago (edited)
Canada too. Our toilet paper says 12 double rolls equal 24 rolls. All for 15.99. Looking at this magical double rolls and I am thinking I do not remember single rolls ever being half that size.
Samantha Mix 4 years ago
Price paper products by square feet. It's printed on the package. Price/Sq ft = cost per sq ft
Beck 4 years ago
At should not have to be that deep, though. If there are 8 in the pack it should say 8.
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#23
Too Blessed To Be Stressed
John Otruba 4 years ago
u tight cannot even bring herself to say she has 5 year olds
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Mimi La Souris 4 years ago
no one to talk about the haircut ...? Yes ? Nope ? anybody ... ? :)
Terry Tobias 4 years ago
I mentioned it to my dog... he thought it was ridiculous.
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Missed an opportunity to call the first kid Ayden instead of Aiden. Calling faux on that basis :p
Dodo 4 years ago
But that's what people *expect* you to do! Using Aiden instead is being unique.
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#24
Babe Have You Seen My Columbia Fishing Shirt? We’re Going To Longhorn And I Wanna Look Nice
Mazer 4 years ago
Where? In my suburbs area, the women all look prepubescent, with zero body fat and personality and the men all look like they were cut in the minor leagues (baseball) but live to keep their dreams alive. *shout out to Bing Russell who made so many of those dreams a reality and stick it to major leaguers
Alphabet Soupy 4 years ago
Are you my neighbor? I had such a culture shock moving from the city to the ‘burbs bc I feel like it’s a darn stepford city. All the mommies look like yoga instructors, the dads all look like they played college sports, and the 2.5 kids and dog are straight out of a catalog. I feel underdressed when I go to the grocery store, it is WILD.
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#25
You Ever Eaten A Bell Pepper Like An Apple?
Marcellus II 4 years ago (edited)
Roses are red/ Bell peppers too/ Something something something/ Seems I'm stuck with you.
Just.a.ravenclaw.witch 4 years ago
Roses are red, bell peppers too, the peppers are crunchy, the roses MIGHT be too.*
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Tash 4 years ago
I once ordered an xmas DVD that was out of stock so they brought me a pair of gloves...
PeachPossum 4 years ago
Sort of like the time I went shoe shopping and came home with a new music album instead. My mom said, "You can't wear a CD on your feet!"
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Sportsgal 4 years ago
No, they're $1 usually, maybe 1.29...and McDonald's is the reason! Lol!
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#26
Cool It Gerald
LivingTheDream 4 years ago
Can you explain the difference between just being friendly and being friendly because you're interested? Gazillions of men would love to know the difference. I have had friends tell me someone was totally into me and I absolutely thought she was just being friendly... I don't get the hint until she drops it like a brick on my foot. 🤣
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Patrick O'Harris 4 years ago
One of my fav bands made a song about this. "Egal wie schön sie auch ist Egal wie durstig du bist Es ist ihr Job, dass sie dich mag Gibt sie dir auch mal einen aus, sie geht alleine nach Haus." No matter how pretty she is no matter how thirsty you are, its her job to be nice. Even if she gives you a drink for free, she'll go home alone. I hope for the last part to be true.
PeachPossum 4 years ago
He doesn't look middle aged. In fact, he looks like a minor. She should be asking for ID before she serves him that drink.
#27
We Have A Charging Station In The Lobby
Anagram margana 4 years ago
No, but I’ll be DINING with you - and thanks for not DINNING me with repeated texts about this!!
PeachPossum 4 years ago (edited)
Seeing "dinning" in casual conversations like this does not bother me as much as seeing "DINNING" plastered on an architectural floor plan or formal publication. After all, several eyes have seen it before it got into print. A well-known published author twice wrote in the same book: "the yolk on the horse" Both he and his editor now have egg on their faces.
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Joanna Werman 4 years ago
I've been a loyal customer all these years and the best you can offer me is the lounge? Is there at least a singer?
Jessy Wessy 4 years ago
Something I would absolutely do with my kid, and I will in fact be using this soon.
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
I don't know what's bothering me more: The phone charge or the missing question mark...
#28
Leave Him Alone
Ross Warren 4 years ago
I'm 37 and I do costumed selfie sessions in the woods behind my house.
#29
A Message From The Thermostat Police
Mazer 4 years ago
Never argue with grandma or a pregnant woman (or an Auntie if you live in Hawaii) if you value your life
Kona Pake 4 years ago
That’s because every woman older than you is your auntie.
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Robert Thompson 4 years ago
I have the same beef with the thermostat. Sure it is okay if the setting gets modified when it reaches 68, the problem is when it gets left and forgotten about. (Step son would set heat to 90 and walk away. Yes it was 55 in the house but it did not need to be 90; and then he would open a window because it was too hot.)
PeachPossum 4 years ago (edited)
Yrrrgh. I had a sister-in-law that did the same thing. She'd crank the thermostat to some extreme temperature and leave it. My brother was always griping. She thought like the OP's wife: The higher the temperature, the faster it would heat; the lower the temperature, the faster it would cool. Furnaces and central ACs are on/off, and they heat or cool at the same respective rate, regardless of the temperature setting. It just takes longer to get to a more extreme setting. I've learned to adjust my temp by just a couple of degrees either way. My house temperature hovers at around 75 degrees year round. Still too cold? Warmer clothes and hot drinks. Still too hot? Cooler clothes and cold drinks.
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Misty-Dawn Amayi 3 years ago
I can't blame her for wanting to go into hybernation until the pregnancy is over.
Grace Noyes 4 years ago
My electric/water/sewage bill in the summer months runs about $350-400/mo.
Moezzzz 4 years ago
Same. I'm in Texas, and sweat more than 3 men combined. I also like the bedroom ice cold. I married a Hispanic soldier who can literally sleep in 115 degree heat (and he has in Iraq PLENTY), so I freeze him out. I also give off a lot of heat, so I end up being his personal heater. Poor guy; almost 10 yrs together and he never says a word. Even got me a personal A/C if the house doesn't get cool enough!
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#30
Regular Salad
Monday 4 years ago
If his whole disguise is just putting on glasses...what does he do when the glasses need cleaning?
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
Well, the hairdo is ... a little bit?... different... I guess... I think... Well... 4254118ee7...67650b.jpg 
EEF🤓 4 years ago
I always thought the glasses disguise was so stupid as a kid but It's actually shocking the amount of people who dont recognise me without the glasses.
Miss Frankfurter 4 years ago (edited)
Yes, this actually happened. My family and I went to dinner on they way home from an afternoon pool party. Dad had a really good time and a "little" too much to drink. The waitress came over and asked "Soup or salad?" He said he'd have the supersalad please. " Sir, would you like soup or salad?". Again, he wanted the supersalad. An argument ensued that she had said "supersalad" and he wanted one of those. Dad. Shut up. P.S. my dad really was a super man
Reynard 4 years ago
At the end of a meal and I have food left over and the waiter asks, "wanna box for that?". Me: "naw man, you can have it, I'm not wiling to fight for it."
Claire Murray 4 years ago
No, no obviously you gotta do the Avengers disguise. Sunglasses and a hat.
Lara Verne 4 years ago
Cark Kent walking around with "I'm not Superman" written on his forehead.
#31
These Two Are Out Of Control
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
Great. Texting and driving. Let them know when you kill a child. That'll be fun, too.
madbakes 4 years ago
There's this fancy thing called talk to text. You should try it.
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#32
Yeah It’s Blue Diamond, No Big Deal
Autumn 4 years ago
I’d go with cashews. They’re delicious and they’re kind of expensive because there’s only one on each fruit.
Misty-Dawn Amayi 3 years ago
Clarification: Blue Diamond is a brand that sells packaged almonds
#33
Now Just What In The Heck In A Slide Deck?
Bobby 4 years ago
Before computers, we used photos mounted in a circular carousel which was sat atop a projector. Images were enlarged and projected on a screen. To advance the slide carousel (deck), a remote control was used. This whole contraption made the most aggravating sounds as it clicked to pick up slide, advance to next, drop it in place. Over. And. Over. And. Over. Made you want to deck the operator. At least, that's my theory.
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Bobby 4 years ago
You're not old unless you remember the early psychedelic light shows using Petri dishes with oil and food coloring displayed by overhead projectors.
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John Dilligaf 4 years ago
another term for power point presentation. Individual power points are called slides; a large number is a deck. Hence "slide deck".
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Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
Power Point is a brand name. The correct functional term is Slideshow. Your slides are of course in a deck, like a deck of cards, Hence: Slide Deck.
Just Jessee 4 years ago
If he's presenting content constructed and delivered via PowerPoint, then it's a PowerPoint Presentation.
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Rebekah 4 years ago
I heard "slide deck" for the first time about 2 years ago. I went back to my office to Goggle it. And then realized I was that old.
John Dilligaf 4 years ago
2 yrs? I remember using that term back in the early 00s
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Haha I Hate Mondays Too Lol
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
His girlfriend is literally a vet so I feel like he should definitely know how bad it is for Garfield.
Demon Girl 3 years ago
wait... garfield... is over 100... and only eats lasagna... *gasp* is that why he lives so long????
#35
A Relationship Like This
Firstname Lastname 4 years ago
If you get separated, it'd be so much easier to gesture to your outfit and ask if people have seen your twinsie.
Raccoon Queen 4 years ago
The one on the left looks like he is holding a cane, so they would be blind in some way. It would be easy for them to describe the other since if they have been blind for a while they might not know what they look like.
John Montgomery 4 years ago
My wife and I used to do that all the time. In fact the last picture of us is at medieval times both wearing Superman shirts. We were very nearly stereotypical tourists, and I miss her every day.
Bad Alchemy 4 years ago
Now we know what happened to the drapes from that roadside motel in Florida.
#36
Ice Milk
Chris Kane 4 years ago
I'd buy a walrus. people got tigers, lions, gators but no mf got a walrus.
Lisette McCown 4 years ago
That's mean. They don't wanna live with you. Let them be free. Geta koala. They're too stupid to know if they're in the wild or not
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Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
Iced milk is tasty. Add a bit of whipped cream and a drizzle of chocolate syrup... Don't knock it til you try it.
Walking On Sunshine 4 years ago
Island. Totally buying an island and making it self-sufficient.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I'd buy some politicians and have laws against muzak in shops, oversized packages for undersized perfume bottles and councils selling more parking permits than there are parking spots.
Veronica Connelly 4 years ago
I love ice milk...so I'd be thrilled. As long as there is a lot of ice so the milk is really cold but doesn't get the chance to get watered down. I literally fill up a giant thermos with ice to the top and then fill with milk and shake it and then strain it into my cereal. Milk that isn't ice cold is caca
Nooberton 4 years ago
Think you’d be making quite a few trips to the bathroom with all that milk lol!
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Uh-huh. I pray to all Gods out there this guy doesn’t become a billionaire. Not because of the lavish thing he’d supposedly do, but because he’s so excruciatingly unfunny.
Otter 4 years ago
I downvoted this, something i hardly ever do. Because it's being mean to someone who never did you any harm, and putting the waiter's job at risk.
Load More Replies... Stephanie Keith 4 years ago
So this person would intentionally try and upset other people? That's a lot crazy and just spiteful behavior just to amuse yourself. I feel like that's a little psychotic as well.
Hazel Joseph 4 years ago
I would buy a farm with all of the animals (sheep for wool, cows for milk, chickens for eggs, and bunnies, goats, pigs, and horses just because) and buy a cottage next to the farmhouse to live in with all of my pets (dog, cat, birds, reptiles, Guinea pigs, and rats)
Aamna Shah 4 years ago
Having multiple wedding halls in my country. Weddings are a multi event lavish affair here and it'll keep generating money for the next generations because there's no end to weddings in my culture.
#37
I Have A Dog Named Glenn. No Lie
Fred the rat king 4 years ago (edited)
Imma just get myself like a cockatoo or some other sky drone when I’m older like a pigeon
Linda van A. 4 years ago
Isn't every drone a sky drone or are there water drones as well? And how old are you when you are older like a pigeon?
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Joe Edwards 4 years ago
Yes it's white people that name their kids weird. Black people would never name their kids Shaneequa or Rhilee lol
Moezzzz 4 years ago
I met the sweetest woman (black) whose name was Placenta. No lie, that was her name. She ran a Burger King in Natchez Ms. then there was the little old black lady who we all called Mamaw (at Natchez Regional) whose name was Chlamydia (pronounced Cly-Madea). Her mom picked the name from an old medical book but didn't read what it meant. She wanted her baby to have an important name. Yeah, we never called her by her given name.
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Mark Waugaman 4 years ago
Double standards exist. If I posted about black names I'd get cancelled. I never have and I never would. Just saying.
BluEyedSeoulite 4 years ago
Mostly because white people don't have a history of being marginalized in the last few hundred years...
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Autumn 4 years ago
My pets are named Char-Char (Charcoal), Mochi, Gunner, and Dixie. (Gunner passed away but he counts)
Lisette McCown 4 years ago
My pets are named Claire, Ramona, Mia, Lola, Gus, and Juliet. My boyfriend's pets are named Waffles and Magic.
#38
Lol What A Nerd
Lisette McCown 4 years ago
"haha this absolute loser has a woman he loves at home and she needs his help"
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Poultry Geist 4 years ago
I always put them on the counter and say something like “ yep! Got a big weekend planned “
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
LOL I bought some string thongs from a big box store once with my bf at the time. The kid at the till had a hard time scanning them as we were watching him fumble around and growing more rosey in the cheeks by the second.
Load More Replies... Joe Edwards 4 years ago
Why would anyone be embarrassed when they buy products that are necessary for normal life functions?
Stephanie Keith 4 years ago
I've always thought it to be interesting the way we feel such embarrassment and shame about our bodily functions. Such as poop, blood, pee, discharge, and what have you. I wonder why we feel that way about it?
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Do what I do and ask the closest person what the damage potential of one roll is when you throw it at a neighbour
Moya Satterwhite 3 years ago
Pop in one day and buy tampons. You’ve made it to genuine manhood.
Debbie Burton 4 years ago
My sister won't buy bulk toilet paper (only 4 rolls at a time) she thinks people will look at her and think she has diarrhoea
#39
You Look Great Susan
H Edwards 4 years ago
This has been doing the rounds for what feels like forever at this point.
Evan Martin 4 years ago
Haha. Imagine sounding stupid as hell...while trying to make fun of others
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Oh Well In That Case, Yes I Would Like Some Beef
Monday 4 years ago
And this is why you wait for the response to "who's this?" before going on your tirade...
Alphabet Soupy 4 years ago
Yeah Maddie sounds like she regularly gets into fights if an offer for “beef at 6pm” DOESN’T automatically mean food for them
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Corpse 3 years ago
the only thing she'll get a grip on is a venti from Starbucks
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Kim Kermes 4 years ago
Unless Maddie has been stalked or harassed, she needs a talking to. If she has, Grandma needs to be explained to.
#41
4k It Is
ShriSha Kamboj 4 years ago
i am willing to take 3k out of anyone's bank here....feel free to volunteer
Beck 4 years ago
Ok so on snapchat more than once I have asked my husband a question and he not answer back but later I see the question and answer it not realizing I had asked it. Like I thought he was asking the question back. Or one tome I said I was going to the store. Later I read it and wrote ok like he has said he was going to the store.
BluEyedSeoulite 4 years ago
Looks like FB messenger. I send thumbs up to my sis often when I hit send an extra time on accident
#42
So Close
Indra Servo 4 years ago
$35K for haunted house? MOVE OVER CASPER!! I'm moving in!
Load More Replies... Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
My dad paid 15k for his first house. His mortgage payments were less than $100/ month. I paid 80k cash for my house asking price was 120k. I asked him how much he thought I paid when I moved him in with me (to be fair he doesn't quite have his wits about him that much anymore) and he guessed 30k. This explains a little why many elderly people don't understand why younger generations can't afford housing.
Stephanie Keith 4 years ago
I genuinely want to know why the older generation don't understand why we can't afford it? Older people still know how to do math and know how much wages are and know how much the cost of living is. They're still alive and are aware of what goes on. So I don't understand how they don't get it? The numbers don't lie and the way things are, is there for all to see. So why do some folks deny it as if it is not so?
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Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
Yes maim. That is what the houses are worth. Now add a zero to the end and see what all the scummy developers are selling at. It's not that our economy is bad, it's greedy sellers.
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
I liked the idea of a cruise ship retirement until I read about the plumbing issues on ships and then the body count aboard ships from COVID-19.
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Nice Little Treat
Marcellus II 4 years ago
Ask the vet if he does medium-sized animal euthanasia; it's for the best.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
I am with this guy. If he want's Shushi with ranch he should have it. I'd do something like this myself. F the food police. Long live pineapple on pizza.
DE Ray 4 years ago
That gas station sushi is grey. Ranch dressing isn't the only thing wrong here by far.
Yort 4 years ago
To be fair, a lot of food photographs really poorly without good lighting and a nice camera.
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Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
I don't like to judge the taste preference of others, but this gave me a cringe/shudder. BUT, more wasabi for me!
Thomas Sweda 4 years ago
Walked out of a fancy restaurant once ‘cause the Sushi was ice cold. Went to the restaurant next door and order some Gazp….oh, nevermind.
ZAPanda 4 years ago
what flavour is it? Asking on behalf of the southern hemisphere.
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#44
Boy These Chips Sure Are Slow Lol
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
That bit of anxiety is justified when you know banks will just take out money at any time.
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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 4 years ago
There’s a scene in a movie where they swipe the credit card and for 10 seconds, just camera from one face to another till it beeps good. Then they all breathe. I laughed and my mother needed it explained. I guess some have never have had the struggle?
Sky Render 4 years ago
I still remember when the US finally got chip readers in grocery stores... in 2016. Yes, really. And they were SO SLOW. 20 to 30 seconds slow. And of course, if you had a chip card, you couldn't just slide the card any longer... Some customers deliberately damaged the chip on their card just so they could slide the card instead!
#45
The Perfect Saturday
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
Supporting your community? Having quality family time outdoors? Hay rides? Corn mazes? Cider shacks? Tired kids? Memories? I'm sure that $5 bag of apples doesn't include that. I wish people could appreciate the moments and memories they make instead of seeing them as perpetual annoyances. Sorry for the rant.
Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago
As long as you can afford and everyone wants to do it, sure!
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Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago
Oh god I remember this idea in lockdown . Picking strawberries. Cost nearly £40 🙄
#46
Somebody Needs To Do A Little Living, Laughing, And Loving
#47
Hang On I Gotta Tinkle Before We Hit The Road
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Unless your friends are too jaded I fail to see why this would kill the guys night out vibe.
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
Every night before dinner my husband says, "hang on, I need to make pee pee". Dude is 63.
TrickQuestion 4 years ago
I told my buds that while we were waiting on our food, i was going to run to the potty.
Lisette McCown 4 years ago
If they aren't silly like you, then you are with the wrong person
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He Wants His Cheddar Bay Biscuits Damn It
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
He is in the will. He is getting a Red Lobster gift card
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#49
Understandable
MellonCollie 4 years ago
Well, they tried taking a picture of the Alid cashier, but she was so fast, they couldn't get the shutter speed right and now the whole pic is blurred!
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TOO FAST TOO FAST OMG OMG HSB CG HE AOH SNO WAIT AHHH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SLOWER NAUEBSNA I CAN'T TALK- *breaks down, shaking*
BieneMaya 4 years ago
Do they still Put in all the Codes by typing over in the USA? In Germany they switched to Scanners and it made them really slow, half the speed
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June 3 years ago
Ikr? As an autistic I avoid Aldi and Lidl for this reason, could get a panic attac from this. "Ma'am, the previous person is not done grabbing their stuff, how do you think this gonna end?" 🤦♀️
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Daniel Mattock 4 years ago
You have to stretch and prepare yourself. And put alcohol halfway down so the cashier has to stop to verify ID
Pat Ucu 4 years ago
I remember this article too, and it's one of the reasons why I don't shop there, far too stressful. The only way to do it is to sling all your shopping back into your trolley at breakneck speed, trying not to put a bag of potatoes on top of a carton of eggs, and then take all the damn stuff over to the packing counter which is across the walkway and repack everything into bags. Honestly, I used to start getting nervous when i was in the queue and couldn't get the plastic bags out of their hidey hole in the depths of the counter fast enough (as I never remembered to bring any with me). Nope.
#50
An At Home Hibachi Dinner With A Tito’s Onion Volcano Is Peak Middle Class Fancy
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Apparently you put vodka in an onion and light it on fire, for some reason.
Load More Replies... Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
that's teppanyaki... a hibachi is a small, shallow charcoal grill
#51
You Didn’t Have To Flex This Hard Steve
Robert Thompson 4 years ago
Sweet Deck. As for the bag, just put it in the wash (not with your towels or any other laundry really) at it will be just as clean.
#52
Might Hand Deliver A Resume (Printed On Cardstock) Later, Who Knows
Mazer 4 years ago
Wait, you walked inside a bank, no plans to rob it?? What crazy time travel into the 1800’s is happening here?
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
If it makes you feel better, he was wearing a mask.
Load More Replies... Walking On Sunshine 4 years ago
I actually saw a lady in the checkout line writing a check the other day. I probably haven't seen anyone write a check for 10 years.
Robert Thompson 4 years ago
It do this all the time. You know, just to use the "good" ATM. The one outside the bank is for peasants.
boatpotatome 4 years ago
Being in a bank gives me anxiety. Hardest part is choosing which transaction form/slip to use. Almost always have to ask the bank guard for help. Thank God for online banking especially as the bank apps in our country use simple terms like "send money", "add money". LOL!
ZAPanda 4 years ago
we scrapped cheques (correct spelling) here about 10 years ago. So yah,... you need a quill pen and parchment there too bro.
A B C 4 years ago
From Longman Business Dictionary: check - /tʃek/ - noun - [American English] the American spelling of CHEQUE. /// Get off your high horse. I'm not a big fan of AE spelling in many circumstances, but it's as "correct" as your version.
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I Honestly Don’t Even Know What I Do
UpupaEpops 4 years ago
Oh, that's a fun game! I'll start: She goes on an expensive holiday to take lion pictures, then comes home to play on the computer for months.
ThEboRedEsTpANdA 4 years ago
Saw this somewhere: 'Say my child's a utber without saying my child's a utuber'........'my child earns (and spends) a ridiculous amount of money online so they never have to leave their house (lockdown didn't do much to them) and record themselves playing video games, but most ppl who watch them already have these games and can play them theselves'
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
So you're a civil servant working for the government.
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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 4 years ago
Yup!!! I’ve been in my spot for a decade and they still don’t exactly get it.
#54
Lay Your Gosh Dang Clothes Out
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
Unless you have children, then it's as good as a meltdown.
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Luna W. 4 years ago
My husband used to do that and scolded me for not doing it as well. I always said: "I don't know in the evening what my mood will be like in the morning. My choice of clothing depends on my mood..!" Lol
A B C 4 years ago
Same here. Do you know that meme going around about a woman being "so organized" she packs her vacation clothings in bags labeled from monday through sunday? I absolutely don't get it :D
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Melis Gülsen Ötnü 4 years ago
Do you know what's more efficient? Going to work with your Pj's on :)
Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago
Me watching all the losers who didn’t get the shot and are now sick.
Kanuli 4 years ago
Shower -4 min Brush teeth while under the shower - 1 min clothes, pack stuff in backpack - 2 min Usually i get up at 6:05 and leave at 6:12 for the train at 6:17 :)
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Bruh! I need at least 10 min on the throne alone. That's at least.
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Messy Bun And Gettin’ Stuff Done
Memere 4 years ago
Three years ago we started looking for a new house to be closer to husband's work. The very first place I looked at had this crap in every single room, on all 4 walls in each room. The real estate agent & I looked at each other & said at the same time "Too many words". I knew right then that I had picked the right agent, & we're still friends!
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Hopefully no bad vibes. They are thinking not inviting Aunt Barbara.
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Barbara Is Canceled
Alphabet Soupy 4 years ago
Damn, instead of helping Aunt Barbara, let’s just avoid her. Eff you, Barbara, you’re on your own during the holidays 😕
#57
My Name Is Atticus And American Spirit Cigarettes Are My Personality Trait
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
They missed "I'm recovering from beating [insert disease/condition here]"
Mystery Egg 4 years ago
I hate all the sob stories. I don't care. I just want to see the food and see who wins.
Corey Smith 4 years ago
Thanks, now I don't have to post how disappointed I am that people just can't spell worth a damn anymore. I guess if it doesn't have a red wiggly line underneath, it must be fine.
Load More Replies... Lisette McCown 4 years ago
That's how cooks are supposed to take criticism. The angriest man I ever met did this when his boss verbally abused him and threw his food on the ground
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
"I'm doing this for my lovely fiancee. I finally proposed to her after 12 years together, and I want to give her the perfect wedding."
#58
There’s Also A Suspicious White Suv Stopping At Every Mailbox
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago (edited)
They did. He/she likes to sit in the Redcedar in my backyard in the morning. Edit: Clarifying that this is a grey fox, which can climb.
Memere 4 years ago
In our area, it's coyotes too. And someone complaining about a farmer spreading 'natural' fertilizer on his fields to the north of their house. B*tch, you wanted to live in the country, this is what it really is, not some freakin' Disney life with dancing flower filled meadows& little birdies flying around with ribbons streaming from their beaks. SMH.
#59
I’m Mad As Hell
M O'Connell 4 years ago
It's not really uncommon in homes which have a central chimney, instead of one on an outside wall. The brick space to the left of the fireplace contains a flue from the floor below, either another fireplace or a heating boiler. In my own house and in my mother's house the fireplace is on an outside wall, and they put the bulge from the lower flue on the outside.
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Walking On Sunshine 4 years ago
I would just put a very large vase on the left side and try to balance it out.
Alan Green 4 years ago
The chimney is just as off centre with the room as the fireplace is with chimney.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Someone get the flamethrower. We will have to burn it down.
#60
Connecting With Connections
Truth Monster 4 years ago
Ba-Ba-Ba-ah-ah Start a Bromance. (to the tune of Lady Gaga "Bad Romance")
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#61
Add Extra Naughty Sauce For 69 Cents
Noel Namo 4 years ago
I don' hear it...what is it supposed to sound like?
Load More Replies... Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
I’ve never had a “sex on the beach” or “slippery nipple” because I’m too inhibited to say their names out loud in public.
Xandra 4 years ago
There's another one called "Orgasm". I did manage to ask for one after a few drinks, with a relatively straight (and not too red) face. The rest of our friends at the table giggled like school kids and asked my husband why he isn't helping, the waiter smirked... And after all that, I can't even remember how the effing cocktail tasted...
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#62
Unacceptable
Francis 4 years ago
and the snow flakes at the bottom? they're ice CRYSTALS! and that is a name of a drug! Crystal Meth!! OMG! BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS!!!1!
This Guy 4 years ago
Oh no! The name implies that they worship sparkly deer gods in the sky! BOYCOTTING!!!!!
Load More Replies... Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
She goes after a coffee cup icon instead of the crown with a pentagram on it? 🙄
Gelato Cat 4 years ago
I also have heard of the horrors of bowls, possibly at one point in history one was used to contain human bacon marinated in the tears of fallen angels
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
Not only that, notice the red 5-pointed star. Starbucks are communists!
#63
Gabbaghoul
RandomHumanBean 4 years ago
which part, the skellaton or the beautifully horrible joke?
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Laurel Eddy 4 years ago
I want one. I would struggle not to prop up a piece of meat between his legs, though
#64
My Knicks And Knacks
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago
I’ve got gadgets and gizmos a plenty, I’ve got whozits and- NOT ANYMORE
#65
Bmw
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
He is telling you he drives like an inconsiderate prick and does not know what indicators are for or how they work
M O'Connell 4 years ago
One of my college friends drove a BMW when he was in school. He bought it for scrap-value and got it running for very little. When he saw that it had a hand-cranked sunroof he knew he needed to have it.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Let's just hope he's got the Deluxe model, with working indicators, speedometer and an engine that won't stall if the car drives anything slower than 70 mph.
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
BMW hasn't been much of a status symbol since iPhone started being one XD
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
Lol sounds like my neighbor. At one point in time he had 5 broken down beamers and 2 running beamers in his yard. The township made him get rid of them because they were causing a critter problem (he was storing trash in them). Every time we would strike up a conversation all he would talk about was his beamers. He was very butt hurt about having to get rid of them.
Scott Moore 4 years ago
Guess if he is driving a BMW then he doesn't need a tip. Tips are for people in broken down Chevys.
#66
Thx Grandpa
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago (edited)
for a second I thought that was the puppy. imagine my sheer horror (in my defense I'm running on sleep deprived gremlin energy and will not be held accountable for any senseless comments because apparently bp is easier than sleep)
#67
Step Couch What Are You Doing?
keepgoing 4 years ago
Damn someone always beats me to this! Lol pivot pivot pivot! Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
Doggo’s facial expression says “gary, you are scaring me by not knowing how to move a sofa”
#68
Cluck Off
#69
Come Catch These 5 Star Hands
#70
At Least The Metal Barstools Are Uncomfortable
M O'Connell 4 years ago
It really isn't as bad as you think. Consider how much employee time goes into one meal at a busy restaurant. Each plate might take 5 minutes of actual employee time, so a doubling of wage would move the labor cost component from $0.83 to $1.66. Restaurants that double their prices after doubling their wages are fleecing consumers and blaming it on wage increases.
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#71
Every Dad Ever
memyselfandI 4 years ago
My dad promised my mom that she could get a dog after both kids were potty trained… it’s been 20 years. Dog only arrived 6 months ago. And of course, now they’re in love.
Pezor Zass 4 years ago
i sometimes get this "I'm trying to die here, people; stop giving me more reasons to live!" vibes from boomer men
#72
Bring It Back
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Remember when you used to politely cough to get someone's attention, and they would be like, "Oh, Am I in your way? I'm so sorry" and they would move, and you would smile and nod and thank them? Now, when you do it, it's like you have tapped them on the shoulder with a loaded shotgun
BigOrangeTractor 4 years ago
My favourite is this exchange, which has happened far too many times... Me: "Excuse me, can I just get past?" Them: "yOu onLy Had tO asK!" huff huff. Sorry for, er, *checks notes* being polite.
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#73
I Just Love Those Little Minions
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
After the 3,782nd time I've seen people pick on middle-aged women for making low-quality memes, I started to suspect some hypocrisy.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
They are right. A chocolate bar in the left hand and a mug of chocolate milk in the right hand.
#74
I Don’t Know What To Do With This Information
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
So apart from a new even more contagious variant of covid, there's a third Property Brother? Will there ever be an end to our ordeals?
LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 4 years ago
The emo brother only dressing up for mom. You’ll never see him smiling again. Or not wearing black
#75
Working Hard Or Hardly Working
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
The majority is pretending to work while they wait on their weekend, so nothing exceptional here.
#76
It Says Here I Won A Free iPad
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
To be fair, some places have a minimum limit if you're using a card.
#77
I Will Die On This Hill
A B C 4 years ago (edited)
Team I have no idea what you're talking about here. (/edit: I understand what this is about, I just don't understand why people would only use a specific burner instead of the correctly sized one like Vicious Insect)
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Lower right burner is the best burner and you can't convince me otherwise.
Not A Panda 4 years ago
My bottom right burner is the smallest, bottom left is the biggest and the top 2 are mediums. I will use whatever burner is best for my pot.
Scagsy 4 years ago
Ignore this crazy balderdash! Top left is the only way to go you mad, mad fools. Thoughts and prayers to all of you!
Fluffy Griffin 3 years ago
I use lower right because it is largest and the left side is by the doorway and I worry the kids will get burned or bump a pot. And my upper left has wiring problems (noticed some scorch marks when I opened to clean 😬)
#78
Craving An $18 Burger Right Now
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
I haven't seen any of these clones for a while. Has the phase gone now?
DontCallMeShaun 4 years ago
you’ve obviously never been to brighton. city of 300k people, about 299k look like this lol
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#79
My Tummy Is Doing A Hurty
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
And if you want some special attention from the FBI and CIA end your emails with "Bombs and hand grenades are imperative for terrorists."
#80
Well They Do Smell Nice
Lisette McCown 4 years ago
I don't want my house to smell like anyone's vagina. And if it does, it better be my own
Load More Replies... Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
8 multi-wick candles and only $100 is missing? she found a hell of a sale XD
#81
Ok Me
Robert Baker 4 years ago
Make that "born only once". The second time turns you into an intolerable religious zealot.
Robert Thompson 4 years ago
I don't remember being born, there are some baby pictures, but they could have been forged by my alleged mom.
Withered Warrior 4 years ago
It is now to my knowledge that this is an old news comment. I will perform the necessary tributes for this sin.
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Seriously
#83
What Is An Acceptable Amount Of Time To Take The Free Bread?
ZAPanda 4 years ago
nvm dodged a bullet there. Don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
Ryan's an asshat that doesn't understand how free bread works. You're better off without him.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
F that dude. Grab all the rolls you can as soon as they come. If you want cold rolls get it from a grocery store or cheap bakery.
#84
What Else Would You Expect From Someone Who Eats At Applebee’s
#85
Is This Too Much To Ask For
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
I agree with this one. Coffee on the porch while watching the sun rising over the valley is just lovely.
A B C 4 years ago
I very much prefer sundown with a beer. Sunrise is waaaaay too early for me, lol
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#86
Must Be Nice
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
Olive Garden is a great way to go broke and come home hungry.
similarly 4 years ago
Really? 20 years ago, when I still lived in the US, it was the opposite. My brother would go to Olive Garden an just order soup and breadsticks because they would keep bringing you more for free.
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Understandable
Mazer 4 years ago
Another NOT AN AMERICAN INVENTION 🇬🇧 A1 Steak Sauce is said to have been created sometime in the late 1820s by Henderson William Brand, the Chef to England's King George IV. ... After the king's death in 1830, Brand started his own business producing meat extracts along with A1 Sauce. Sold from 1861 as a condiment for meat or game dishes in the United Kingdom.
Briana Kessler 4 years ago
Calm down bro. No one even cares. It's steak sauce. That's it
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#88
Nerds
#89
You Already Know What Tf Goin On
#90
Big Day Ahead Of Us
RandomBeing 4 years ago
I just thwack the rake so hard it blows the leafs in the direction i want them to go
Load More Replies... A B C 4 years ago
Let me tell you, they're beyond awesome to get your charcoal ablaze. Just do it far off any structure or tree that might catch a spark...
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Sounds Dangerous
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago
If this gets 1 million likes I'll play 'I kissed a girl' in front of my mum whatcha say
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
And your mother will tell you that she did too, back in 1975.
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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
It's where she dumps him on an island with a cannibal tribe on it without a blindfold
#92
Tis The Season
#93
“I Pretty Much Live In This Thing”
Mazer 4 years ago (edited)
Said at the trailhead on his dirt bike wearing Lance Armstrong wanna be clothing and his Labradoodle dog pants while lying in a sunspot. I live this daily.
#94
This Halloween’s Tiger King
#95
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Would I wear top line up? NEVER! Would I wear bottom lineup? May be, hesitantly. I hate shorts and short sleeves.
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Olive Garden: When you're here, you've given up any hope for joy.
Hazel Joseph 4 years ago
Ok, so Olive Garden is good, it’s just not good Italian food
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Take That Rick.it's Moustache Season!
Robert Thompson 4 years ago
I believe Jesus told a story about being a good neighbor and a man who fell amongst leaves. Luke 10:25-37
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Looking Good Denise
Victoria Kimball 4 years ago
This missed the bit where we crop off the tops of our heads because our hair is thinning and we can't just wear ball caps 24/7 like guys do Also the part where we lean our chins on our fists to cover our sagging necks (and our elbows are just hanging there in the air)..
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Tenacious Squirrel 4 years ago
I liked the post, although I think a lot of these were nothing to do with being middle class!
Soggy Crumpet 4 years ago
This was a hilarious post, a great laugh on a Monday morning and the reason why I come to Bored Panda.
Tenacious Squirrel 4 years ago
I liked the post, although I think a lot of these were nothing to do with being middle class!
Soggy Crumpet 4 years ago
This was a hilarious post, a great laugh on a Monday morning and the reason why I come to Bored Panda.
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